/GME/ - Crabitalism Edition

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.53256250]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>53249521

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.53256258]

>>53256250
Good morning, frens.
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,199.170B, 99P = 22.214B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,202.989B, 101P = 21.812B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.53256259]

Danny is gay

[Anonymous No.53256298]

Alright whos gonna suck dick for 22 EOD?
>i volunteer as tribute if dubs

[Anonymous No.53256311]

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

[Anonymous No.53256326]

>>53256311
No but here's a check

[Anonymous No.53256337]

>>53256311
Chicken tender Sandwich with Boar's head Gourmaise on it. They don't charge extra, they'll hook you up.

On and White Vermont Cheddar on it too.

[Anonymous No.53256347]

>>53256311
Frozen pizza pockets and 25 year aged whisky.

[Anonymous No.53256349]

>>53256250
WAGMI, FRENS!!
>still comfy holdin'

[Anonymous No.53256351]

>>53256311
You better start telling us what’s going on fat boy and also checked

[Anonymous No.53256372]

WAGMI means WAGMI

[Anonymous No.53256393]

[Anonymous No.53256419]

[Anonymous No.53256424]

>>53256311
Champagne to celebrate becoming part of the 1%.

[Anonymous No.53256446]

kek dumb fuck baggots

[Anonymous No.53256450]

Last chance to sell the exit pump baggies!

[Anonymous No.53256451]

>>53256311
Nothing but if you see Georgina will you ask why she hasn’t posted to insta in a while

[Anonymous No.53256462]

>>53256250
>Crabitalism
I kneel

[Anonymous No.53256464]

>>53256311
Can I get a poutine and a strawberry milkshake pl0x?

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.53256467]

>>53256446
Love you more beautiful

[Anonymous No.53256471]

>53256446
>53256450
You gotta stagger your post guys.

[Anonymous No.53256472]

It's today

[Anonymous No.53256489]

>>53256467
Sell the gme now bich

[Anonymous No.53256494]

Opinion Is Unpopular, the WSB mod who also accidentally outed himself as a Citadel Employee, allowed BBBY discussions on WSB, tricking idiots into buying expensive call options on BBBY from Citadel, and then BBBY takes a dump making all those options expire worthless. Impressive, he did his job well and made Citadel a shitload of cash. The idiots that bought those options get no sympathy, it's so obvious to see what was happening. And now that BBBY is below the market cap rules, he is removing all discussion of BBBY.

Only GME is the play, you know....the ticker Opinion Is Unpopular personally banned from WSB.

[Anonymous No.53256495]

>>53256446
You are so fine, girl
Oh the things I'm gonna do to you! ;)

[Anonymous No.53256504]

>>53256489
Let's meet for coffee and waffles first

[Anonymous No.53256508]

Uh oh Chukumba says that BBBY is definitely going bankrupt and we all need more financial literacy.

[Anonymous No.53256509]

>>53256250
Sometimes it really does kinda feel like that. But nonetheless...
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.53256528]

>>53256472
That is fantastic because I just put another 300 in :) WAGMI frens!

[Anonymous No.53256553]

>>53256508
Buy signal

[Anonymous No.53256555]

G-guys...the e-earth is flat right? R-right??

[Anonymous No.53256563]

>>53256555
checked and not sure

[Anonymous No.53256569]

>>53256555
always thought it was a torus (donut) but i can't argue with these digits.

[Anonymous No.53256573]

>>53256508
Good thing I don’t care either way. There’s only one stock and they don’t sell towels.

[Anonymous No.53256600]

>>53256393
the mofu-mofu at the end of the tunnel

[Anonymous No.53256609]

>>53256569
Mmm
Sounds good to me!

[Anonymous No.53256613]

Why BBBY not drs and lock up float?

[Anonymous No.53256618]

>>53256555
Probably not flat, but there does feel like there are some fundamental truths about our history, this realm, and even outer space that is all a big lie. Likely to hide a spiritual reality hidden beneath the surface that we are not supposed to know about because it will create demands from the population that makes us less efficient workers. Everything from our education to many popular religions have us existing for the sake of this realm and being promised eternal salvation in the next life. This makes us materialists and better slaves. It serves to control us and help ferry us from cradle to grave without rocking any boats.
Flat earth is one of many baskets to snatch up thoughtful minds and put you on a fruitless hamster wheel.

[Anonymous No.53256620]

>>53256106

I know I'm not the only one planning to roll BBBY profits straight to GME. Nothing else matters, this was always /the play/

God's Plan

[Anonymous No.53256651]

>>53256620
I'm thinking of doing just that. I'm looking for a good entry though. Where do you see it going? It's been forever since GME pumped, and I'd hate to buy in now for it to dump to $15 again.

[Anonymous No.53256655]

back over 20 kek hedgefaggots

[Anonymous No.53256663]

>>53256618
Drop it like it's hawt
Drop it like it's hawt!

[Anonymous No.53256681]

>>53256620
>BBBY
SUSPICIOUS DESUU-NE?

[Anonymous No.53256688]

>>53256446
why so salty, Todd?

[Anonymous No.53256699]

OOR CAPITAL MGT TRADE ALERT:
BBBY
$8 20 Jan 23 C
TP zone: 400% gain
HAPPY TRADING

[Anonymous No.53256716]

>>53256250
im selling covered calls for next friday with a strike of $225 and people are actually buying them. When we shoot up past $200 next week... you are all welcome

[Anonymous No.53256723]

>>53256618
>who really built the pyramids and using what technology?
PUT THE TRUTH IN THE FUCKING BASKET

[Anonymous No.53256724]

MOASS is happening this month, as has been foretold to me through visions from the astral plane.

[Anonymous No.53256725]

Sycamore partners is that GME?

[Anonymous No.53256727]

>>53256528
Based.

[Anonymous No.53256735]

>>53256651
Anything under 2k is a good price for GME. Just buy it, stop trying to time it like a neurotic freak. NFA

[Anonymous No.53256742]

>>53256725
Pretty sure.

[Anonymous No.53256754]

>>53256724
USOTSUKI!
You say that EVERY month!!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53256756]

Hey you guys are alright. Those two video games I ordered off your website on Wednesday were just delivered to my office. Looks like I got something to do while I'm waiting for my bets on the football games to settle.

[Anonymous No.53256769]

>>53256651
Entry? Every price is an entry before infinity

>>53256681
You must hate money, and not trust our chairman

[Anonymous No.53256771]

>>53256725
I haven't heard that name in a long time, I think those were the guys wanting to buy us out before Ryan came in

[Anonymous No.53256789]

>>53256756
Enjoy the vidya, boomer-san!

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.53256790]

>>53256754
The astral spirits have been showing me visions of January 2023 MOASS since December.

[Anonymous No.53256798]

>>53256756
right on. happy gaming.

[Anonymous No.53256803]

>>53256771
Oh that's right. They're like hedgefund scumbags who buy companies.

[Anonymous No.53256805]

>>53256424
Dont do drugs

[Anonymous No.53256825]

>>53256756
cheers

[Anonymous No.53256829]

>>53256769
>hate the top-down controlled instrument used to enslave humanity, ensnaring their minds with the promise of worldly desires being fulfilled
Perhaps I do
Perhaps I do, anon

Mr. Chobani is a Gangster though, I trust him

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.53256845]

>>53256716
Noted, I will remember your sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.53256856]

>>53256790
B-but, you said before the year ends in 2022, anon!!
>wagmi Jan 2023
I am buckled up from the year before

[Anonymous No.53256866]

>>53256829
I hate money too anon, but it's the only way to buy our freedom from modern-day slavery. And it's the only way to buy more GME

[Anonymous No.53256877]

>>53256856
I want to eat all of those

[Anonymous No.53256879]

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/04/gamestop-shares-surge-12percent-on-report-it-could-announce-a-buyer-soon.html

Private equity firms interested in buying GameStop include Sycamore Partners and Apollo Global Management, people familiar with the matter told the Journal.

lol same script from 2 years ago

[Anonymous No.53256891]

I don't know if it's just me, but the daily volume activates my almonds more than the price change does

[Anonymous No.53256901]

>>53256866 (WAGMI fren we shall slay the money changers)
>>53256877 (nom nom hoddog guuud!)
DABBURU-CHECKED!!

[Anonymous No.53256909]

>>53256555
The universe isn’t inherently 3d, quantum entanglement is proof of this
We just perceive it as such

[Anonymous No.53256914]

>>53256879
how the fuck can they even afford to buy out GME at this point?

[Anonymous No.53256924]

>>53256879
ryan-sama saved us all from certain doom

[Anonymous No.53256940]

>>53256914
nah sycamore is rumored to be buying out BBBY now. they were rumored to be buying out gme 3 years ago. just noticing some patterns here

[Anonymous No.53256967]

>>53256914
They can't but they're still talking about it, taking over the board through an acquisition or hostile takeover and forcing an AMC-like 5x-10x dilooootion is basically the only way they could conceivably close their positions.

[Anonymous No.53256973]

>>53256940
So it's bullshit then? Maybe Icahn is buying BBBY?

[Anonymous No.53256983]

>>53256914
It honestly might be their smartest play (assuming it's not shorted 100x the float or some nonsense). Think about it: offer a premium, even at $40/share, and the board would have to consider it. It would go to a vote where we'd all vote No, but we know the chicanery involved here. It would still be extremely costly, but a way for them to keep it from becoming a name your price situation.

[Anonymous No.53256988]

Are we winning or not?? wat de fuk

[Anonymous No.53257001]

>>53256983
will never occur, people want MOASS and we will get our MOASS.

[Anonymous No.53257010]

MO'ASS will always be tomorrow. Until the day cometh, where it won't. WAGMI

[Anonymous No.53257011]

crabitalism may not be perfect but it's the best system we have

[Anonymous No.53257030]

>>53256983
They could tender an offer knowing it would be rejected, then other market retards would short for them when the price rose above the buyout price. It's actually not a bad idea if they're looking for someone else to provide liquidity for a little breathing room.

[Anonymous No.53257033]

>>53256983
That's a good hypothetical anon. I could see them offering some ridiculous $50/share price because $50 x GME's 260m float is still infinitely cheaper than pick a number x GME's 260m float.

[Anonymous No.53257040]

I suspect GME would take the poison pill route, and that's why the shills scream dilution so often. Their bosses know those shares are set aside for current shareholders in case someone tried to get frisky to save their asses

[Anonymous No.53257046]

>>53256613
2 months until unironic bankruptcy

[Anonymous No.53257053]

>>53257011
who's we in this case?

[Anonymous No.53257070]

>>53257046
Icahn is going to swoop in for BBBY

[Anonymous No.53257089]

>>53257070
I think so, too.

[Anonymous No.53257096]

i'm back and i'm still not selling

[Anonymous No.53257101]

>>53257053
Giant restaurant owners. We love to serve -all the seafood

[Anonymous No.53257125]

Interesting, debt limit is already reached apparently. I thought this was supposed to happen in like July, but we're not even half way through January. I

[Anonymous No.53257139]

>>53257125
*I'm wondering if this will actually have any effect on collateralized obligations, the primary collateral is treasuries after all.

[Anonymous No.53257161]

>>53257089
People don't realize that it's not about the company itself, it what a cascading domino effect all this shit is going to lead to for the shorts.

This was always the plan. Ryan probably wanted to get this done last year with icahn but they threw a wrench in his plans and the bed bath and beyond CFO got tossed off a skyscraper. "Notice how I didn't say it was suicide."

[Anonymous No.53257169]

Why has Ryan Cohen abandoned us?

[Anonymous No.53257202]

>>53257125
>Friday after the 13th
>not on Friday the 13th

Cmon man get better writers

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53257232]

I hope they let us default. We can't keep raising the debt ceiling and spending. It's time for these pension funds to have to dump all their treasuries, and time for #TheBigOne.

[Anonymous No.53257252]

>>53257125
Konichiwa.

[Anonymous No.53257254]

i feel like we're in purgatory lol

[Anonymous No.53257277]

>>53257169
He was never aligned with us?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53257285]

>>53257139
yeah, tons of fund will have to dump all their treasuries, and the contagion will bring about a financial crisis the likes of which the world has never seen. gold will fucking soar to the fucking moon.

[Anonymous No.53257291]

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

[Anonymous No.53257304]

>>53257291
Comfy check

[Anonymous No.53257309]

I'd honestly ne happy with 10k a share.

[Anonymous No.53257339]

What is your dream?

Are you willing to do what it takes to achieve it?

[Anonymous No.53257350]

Guise
I think they r fukd

[Anonymous No.53257357]

HOW DO THESE REDDITORS HAVE SO MUCH MONEY?

[Anonymous No.53257389]

>>53257357
It's a demoralization op

[Anonymous No.53257408]

I miss Georgina

[Anonymous No.53257422]

>>53257357
A brutal reminder that rich fags will get out sooner than biz fags

[Anonymous No.53257455]

>>53257357
>black avatar
high profile diversity hires

[Anonymous No.53257499]

>>53256909
... then which way is up?
If we say GME is going up...

WHICH WAY IS THAT, ANON?!!!
I AM SO CONFUUUUUSSSSSEEEEDDD!!!

[Anonymous No.53257519]

>>53257357
Sold his house car and wife to buy hodl drs

[Anonymous No.53257524]

[Anonymous No.53257531]

>>53257422
which means they are going to make less money.

[Anonymous No.53257533]

At $20.84 I will have $25k in GME out of 50k invested

[Anonymous No.53257567]

>>53257499
Compare up or down left or right (x,y) to an infinite integer value. Our perception of the universe is a 3d render of that value. Quantum entanglement strengthens my belief that we do really just live in a simulation of a third dimension based on an underlaying dimension beyond the scope of what we can imagine or experience

[Anonymous No.53257587]

>>53257499
you are only confused because the mathmagicians pushing quantum are a load of tosh spreading pythagorean masonic demon worshippers.

[Anonymous No.53257588]

Reminder,
If you own more than four (4) shares of GME, you do not believe in the squeeze.
If you are not 100% drs you're gonna get rugged like FTX.
If your shares are not booked you're actively delaying the MOASS.
If you do not own BBBY you do not believe in our lord and savior Ryan Cohen's message to diversify.

[Anonymous No.53257601]

Lmao the schizophrenia in this thread

[Anonymous No.53257612]

>>53257519
smart man.

[Anonymous No.53257639]

baggots

[Anonymous No.53257643]

>>53257588

[Anonymous No.53257644]

>>53257601
>anon in picrel when we all get rich

[Anonymous No.53257655]

>>53257588
BBBY
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.53257684]

>>53256909
>>53257567
shut up you nerd. no one will ever respect you or think you're intelligent outside of your onions drinking cult of quantum faggotry

[Anonymous No.53257688]

>>53257612
I wish I had a house to sell.

[Anonymous No.53257690]

Doubles decides todays RRP

I’ll start

2.311 trillion

[Anonymous No.53257694]

>>53257588
>please don't drs more sirs
>buy other stuff, don't buy gme
>put your faith into a mortal man idol goy
best fud they have left kek

[Anonymous No.53257700]

>>53257587
aaaaaaaaaaaa!
OoOoooOoo!!!
>picveryrel, anon

>>53257567
I-i
We're in a video game? Buying video game store stock? To...stop a game?
What in the...

[Anonymous No.53257747]

>>53257422
more money for us in the money tree

[Anonymous No.53257787]

We will be rich my March?

[Anonymous No.53257796]

>>53257787
yes

[Anonymous No.53257797]

>>53257787
No, you'll be just as poor as when you bought in

[Anonymous No.53257804]

>>53257285
I'm thinking there might be some kind of markdown of value that happens, but I'm most interested in seeing if there's chaos in the settlement process related to collateral.

[Anonymous No.53257860]

OOOOOOOOOOOOO 1.5% EVERY DAYYYYY

[Anonymous No.53257943]

kek dumb fuck baggies

[Anonymous No.53257949]

>>53257644
>>53257688
>>53257700

Checked

[Anonymous No.53257965]

>>53257700
simple as is really
it all began just under 13 years ago

[Anonymous No.53257989]

>>53257684
Imagine being an insecure beta cuck that needs any respect or acknowledgement by others to feel validated
quantum entanglement is the proof, I don't care if you beleive or not, but god is a dev (probably)

[Anonymous No.53258006]

Are we going to be molassing into next week?

[Anonymous No.53258050]

I just ordered a fat pidser and will now eat it while watching jojos bizarre adventure. To the shills who remain: have fun screaming into the void LMAO

[Anonymous No.53258067]

Spend some time outside and maybe get a little exercise.
The ticker will do it's thing without you.

[Anonymous No.53258105]

>>53257989
>God is a deva
ftfy

[Anonymous No.53258140]

What does it normally indicate when a stock is flirting with its previous close so much?

[Anonymous No.53258150]

>>53258067
BEGONE JEIWHS DEMON YOU SHALL NOT LOWER OUR ENERGY
anon, fren, I need everyone in this thread to CHANNEL YOUR ENERGY TOWARDS GIMMIE
heya hoooyooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.53258154]

>>53258105
Pffff

[Anonymous No.53258158]

>>53257949
Ty based checker
>>53257965
https://youtu.be/G29DXfcdhBg
>>53257989
Yikes
>>53258006
Yes anon!
>>53258050
Omg that sounds so comfy
May I join you, fren? I shall bring the Koler!

[Anonymous No.53258170]

Wtf

[Anonymous No.53258186]

>>53258170
i bought

[Anonymous No.53258220]

>>53258186
Based

[Anonymous No.53258226]

RRP 2,179.781

PARTICIPANTS 103

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

[Anonymous No.53258236]

>>53258170
If you corner a caged animal they tend to fight back

[Anonymous No.53258263]

And that’s all she wrote for the BBBY chart

Kek

[Anonymous No.53258283]

Moe's ass will never happen with price action like this

[Anonymous No.53258326]

>>53258263
Have you looked at the GME chart? It just did the same thing you retard

[Anonymous No.53258354]

>>53258140
That's the very well known pattern of flat and pump.

[Anonymous No.53258367]

>>53258158
Yes, join me, i am watching Jojo Part4: Diamond is unbreakable. I have never seen jjba before and it's one of the few anime still getting my attention.

[Anonymous No.53258370]

Back to crabbing slowly down for 3-4 months I guess

[Anonymous No.53258392]

Lads you can pinpoint the exact moment Ryan Cohen sold

[Anonymous No.53258407]

>me just waking up at noon on this fine WAGMI day

[Anonymous No.53258415]

>>53258150
H-EEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53258419]

Does someone still have the 'THE SOODLER' meme who pretended to sell? With the coomer wojak

[Anonymous No.53258455]

>>53257588
Just to play devils advocate, why not own more than 4 shares? Cool if 4 shares is equal to a billion dollars one day, why not have 2 billion or 3 billion or 100 billion dollars one day if the squeeze is something I believe in.

[Anonymous No.53258462]

>>53257588
>If you do not own BBBY you do not believe in our lord and savior Ryan Cohen's message to diversify.
Whatever faggot

[Anonymous No.53258470]

>>53258407
good morning i love you

[Anonymous No.53258471]

>>53258367
Yaaayy!!! What toppings did you get anon?
I'm on my way!

>>53258407
Omg saved so cute
So comforble

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.53258510]

give him your energy anon, he has to poomp

[Anonymous No.53258526]

>>53258471
Just a margarita with peperoni. U can have some if you want. Make yourself comforble anon

[Anonymous No.53258538]

>>53258407
I too have just gotten up. I am rested and refreshed and by nature of being a lazy bastard have shat directly in the top men's mouths for their efforts. WAGMI Kings

[Anonymous No.53258540]

>>53258407
If you ate a melon-lamb-chan, would it be lamb meat or watermelon?

[Anonymous No.53258552]

>>53258150
Micro ........

[Anonymous No.53258595]

Not a lot of drs talk in BBBY I guess they don’t want to be billionaires huh
>imagine how quickly we would lock the float at those prices.
Baggies doing baggie things and gonna be poor

[Anonymous No.53258605]

>>53256555
Read beginning of Genesis, and look up stuff about the firmament theory it describes (picrel).

[Anonymous No.53258612]

>>53258595
Yeah, the BBBaggies want to be rich. Turns out DRSing makes the price go down. Who would have thought?

[Anonymous No.53258615]

we moass before january 2023 ends , digits at the end will be four of the same number

[Anonymous No.53258641]

>>53258615
Close

[Anonymous No.53258654]

>>53258615
Off yourself retard, for that horrible attempt.. just just kys.

[Anonymous No.53258675]

>tfw MOASS

[Anonymous No.53258703]

How long until the economy crashes worse than the Great Depression?

[Anonymous No.53258747]

check em 53258888

[Anonymous No.53258751]

>>53258703
At this rate, probably around 2025-late 2026

[Anonymous No.53258765]

>>53258150
>>53258415
>>53258510
>Combined with a form of memetics, retail investors found all the energy they would ever need.

[Anonymous No.53258777]

>>53258526
That sounds absolute scrumptious fren
ITADAKIMASU!!
>>53258605
Okie ^_^
>>53258654
THEN WHAT ABOUT YOU MR. OFF-BY-ONE KENOBI?
HMMM?! HMMMM??!!
>>53258703
I sorta don't want all those people to suffer
But it's gonna happen either way
Innit gangily

[Anonymous No.53258798]

>>53258415
HHHHHHOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Anonymous No.53258805]

>>53258777
>KENOBI?
these are not the trips you're looking for

[Anonymous No.53258816]

>>53258150
Heyaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53258832]

>>53258777
Impressive sevens.
1<200+ albeit
>2
>0
>0

[Anonymous No.53258843]

OOOOOOOO.... *inhales* OOOOooooo *sits down*

[Anonymous No.53258872]

>>53256651
>I'm thinking of doing just that. I'm looking for a good entry though.
Don't buy until it reaches $15
>do you think it will reach $15 again
No, I don't think it will.

[Anonymous No.53258883]

>>53258843
get yourself warmed up to ooo

[Anonymous No.53258886]

Guys, why aren't we WAGMI-ing? It's been 700 days

[Anonymous No.53258906]

Special digits means MOASS next week.

[Anonymous No.53258910]

>>53258886
>why aren't we WAGMI-ing?
We will WAGMI when the next thread is up. This is currently the $3 BBBY waiting room

[Anonymous No.53258911]

>>53258886
It hasn't actually

[Anonymous No.53258947]

>>53258805
It was by chance, my Lord
>>53258832
>1<200+
>picrel

[Anonymous No.53258989]

If we close over $21 I will suck every dick in this thread

[Anonymous No.53259006]

so will these 20 dollar calls have to be delivered on wednesday instead of tuesday because king nigger day?

[Anonymous No.53259017]

Opinion Is Unpopular, the WSB mod who also accidentally outed himself as a Citadel Employee, allowed BBBY discussions on WSB, tricking idiots into buying expensive call options on BBBY from Citadel, and then BBBY takes a dump making all those options expire worthless. Impressive, he did his job well and made Citadel a shitload of cash. The idiots that bought those options get no sympathy, it's so obvious to see what was happening. And now that BBBY is below the market cap rules, he is removing all discussion of BBBY.

Only GME is the play, you know....the ticker Opinion Is Unpopular personally banned from WSB.

[Anonymous No.53259036]

>>53259017
DFV made all his money with options though

[Anonymous No.53259037]

Ryan Cohen is one fat lazy fuck.

[Anonymous No.53259041]

>>53259006
Yes.

[Anonymous No.53259040]

>>53258886
>8886
+2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.53259048]

>>53259036
DFV's options were long-dated and he had the money to exercise it.

[Anonymous No.53259052]

>>53259041
i wonder if it will rise quickly enough for yet another halt and dump before opex

[Anonymous No.53259062]

what will happen when the float is drs'd? are we gonna call the cops?

[Anonymous No.53259069]

>>53259052
They better do something if they want to not die another day
>>53259062
>what will happen when the float is drs'd?
DDslaves will start the minecraft pvp server

[Anonymous No.53259104]

>>53259037

[Anonymous No.53259106]

GME WILL WIN
M
E

W
I
L
L

W
I
N

[Anonymous No.53259121]

>>53259106
*checks price*
Not today though

[Anonymous No.53259125]

He's right you know

[Anonymous No.53259133]

>>53259036
Yes, at a time when options were practically free. Now they're literally the most expensive options ever with IV at 300%. They are no longer a good deal and Citadel knows about this now so will make sure they expire worthless. DFV caught them off guard, that's no longer the case. Now buying, DRS gets them off guard.

[Anonymous No.53259141]

Today has been really fucking boring and to make things worse it leads into the weekend with a "holiday"

[Anonymous No.53259149]

That shitty towel company’s stock is about to crater through the center of the earth. I wonder if the retards chasing distractions gave the shorts enough capital to survive next week?
>he didn’t buy at five

[Anonymous No.53259157]

>>53259121
gnaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooheeyoooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooheeeeeyoooooooooooooonaaaaaaahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

bbby is dead, we told you when assistance citadel shillnigger was pinning the thread on WSB

GME THE ONE AND ONLY IDOSYNCRATIC STOCK

[Anonymous No.53259161]

>>53259141
>Today has been really fucking boring
AMC2 rugged, it's a good filler episode.
>>53259149
Huge volume says they're closing their short positions.
Source: I made it up

[Anonymous No.53259162]

>>53259141
Which holiday, anon?

[Anonymous No.53259163]

>>53259141
MLK would roll over in his grave if he saw the state of black culture today

[Anonymous No.53259165]

>>53257291
Stay comfy, comfy blanket poster.

[Anonymous No.53259170]

This chart is so fucking fake and gay I can't even tell how many times we have touched and crabbed around yesterday's close price.

[Anonymous No.53259177]

>>53259162
the worst one

[Anonymous No.53259188]

goku = gme
vegeta = bbby

[Anonymous No.53259205]

>>53259188
AMC = krillin

[Anonymous No.53259210]

>>53259177
an *shudders* American one

[Anonymous No.53259212]

>>53259188
yamcha = amc

[Anonymous No.53259226]

Today

[Anonymous No.53259232]

>>53259205
More like yamcha lmao

[Anonymous No.53259240]

>>53259205
you mean yamcha

[Anonymous No.53259245]

kek stupid ass baggies

[Anonymous No.53259264]

>>53259212
>>53259232
>>53259240
all my niggas hate yamcha

[Anonymous No.53259269]

/r/Superstonk/comments/10aw9il/didnt_notice_till_now_that_google_uses_the/

no cell no sell kek

[Anonymous No.53259286]

>>53259036
DFV didn't buy them because he saw them on WSB.

[Anonymous No.53259287]

>>53259210
What is it this time, america-san?

[Anonymous No.53259301]

>>53259287
picrel

[Anonymous No.53259334]

The anti-options shills are insane and come out of the wordwork when you utter those six little words "DFV made his money on options". Look at them attack me for stating the obvious truth

[Anonymous No.53259354]

>>53259301
Negroid felines in construction & assembly holiday? Dafuq kinda holiday is that? You americans are weird

[Anonymous No.53259356]

Guys I just had a scary thought. Are we actually ready for this? MOASS? Last time I just remember waking up and there it was, but this one might actually hit while we're in the middle of waging. I don't know how I'm going to react to this.

[Anonymous No.53259359]

>>53259232
>>53259240
>>53259212
saibamen are either shf or adam aaron

[Anonymous No.53259366]

Oh baggies. kek. Did you see that drop? kek baggies. Back to $19 soon

[Anonymous No.53259371]

>>53259334
>when I try to misrepresent and distort why do people come out and call me out on my bullshit
>AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.53259390]

>>53259177
I'm so sick of these fucking holidays, These asshole stock market employees should work around the clock.

[Anonymous No.53259395]

>>53259366
fuck you options pushing bitch of a woman I'll fuck your whole haircut up

[Anonymous No.53259398]

>-26%
BBBY sisters, how are you coping?

[Anonymous No.53259402]

10 eow dumb fuck baggots

[Anonymous No.53259417]

>>53259402
that is today retard

[Anonymous No.53259420]

>>53259402
Fuck you pussy, you wouldn't have any fucking Satoshis if it weren't for game Chad's - kneel, kiss the fucking ring

[Anonymous No.53259431]

>>53259334
Did DFV buy them because he saw a post by Goofy on plebbit?

[Anonymous No.53259432]

>>53259356
Step 1. Shit pants, quit job
Step 2. Eat a nice meal and don't look at the bill
Step 3. get a wealth management team

[Anonymous No.53259438]

>>53259366
Aw fuck, you are right! How could i've been so blind. I will now proceed to un-DRS all my shares and to sell my whole position. It's over guys. We will never make it.

[Anonymous No.53259446]

>>53259402

[Anonymous No.53259451]

>>53259402
don't threaten me with a delectable slurp.

[Anonymous No.53259461]

>53259402
ramesh your .000001 BTC is now available

[Anonymous No.53259463]

>>53259402
Can we make CS fill orders in 1 day while we are listing good things?

[Anonymous No.53259473]

>>53259402
THEN FUCKING DO IT ALEADY, PUSSY!

[Anonymous No.53259493]

RegSHO
WSB gamblers
Gamma ramp
Icahn
M&A
300% minimum CTB

They won't be able to contain it this time.

[Anonymous No.53259520]

>>53259402
No son, $5 EOW. I have far too much money sitting around

[Anonymous No.53259526]

These faggot hedgies are DONE DONE DONE

[Anonymous No.53259542]

>>53259356
I'm still debating on whether I just walk out on the spot or give a 2 week notice. I really don't want anyone to know I made it, at least not until I get situated but quitting at all right after it happens will look suspicious

[Anonymous No.53259558]

sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.53259582]

>>53259542
Just quit now bro, MOASS is right around the corner and actually really close this time

[Anonymous No.53259595]

>there were AMC holders who sold AMC to buy BBBY yesterday

[Anonymous No.53259606]

>>53259402
Fucking do it faggot in fact why don’t you go for 5 and show your short

[Anonymous No.53259637]

>>53259558
Sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.53259662]

What the heck. 1/1
Have they run out of money

[Anonymous No.53259665]

>>53257588
i own exactly 4 shares. My broker owns the rest of them. What id like to own is some sweet ass trump nft dividend.

[Anonymous No.53259694]

>>53259595
>there were GME holders who sold shares to buy BBBY
>they're the same baggies who bought BBBY at 25 dollars, sold it at 2 and then bought back in at 5
Fucking faggots and their shilling. Unbelievable how many times people have fallen for distraction stocks.
Imagine fomoing into a stock that had already raised in price by 200%, just pure greed and emotional investment.

[Anonymous No.53259716]

>>53259694
GME is the last stock I ever do that on

[Anonymous No.53259745]

>>53259716
these fucking redditors are loaded

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10b3joq/holy_shit_this_dude_registered_120001200_gamestop/

[Anonymous No.53259750]

What is the last day for the 2-year options for GME this month?

[Anonymous No.53259763]

>>53259750
I think it's Friday next week.

[Anonymous No.53259764]

>>53259141
some of you are alright. dont go to nyse on monday!

[Anonymous No.53259784]

>>53259745
look at the comments, it's a shoop/inspectelement

[Anonymous No.53259785]

Maybe MLK Day was the Book King we made all along

[Anonymous No.53259791]

>>53259745
Are they

[Anonymous No.53259797]

>>53259542
I plan on sticking around at least a month to 1) let funds settle (though I won't be working hard) and 2) add plausible deniability for when I leave. I want to keep this to myself and don't want anyone getting any ideas.
Also, don't listen to this >>53259582 retard. At best, you are cucking yourself out of purchasing power to get more shares. At worst, the MOASS is farther away than you can live on savings and you end up having to sell your stack to pay bills.

[Anonymous No.53259855]

>>53259745
Fucking chad.

[Anonymous No.53259865]

>>53259797
>than you can live on savings and you end up having to sell your stack to pay bills.
they tried to push this a long time ago. Some degenerates here and on the cringemines got rekt and sold their position. They became meltdownies. Others who fell for the "MOASS SOON BRAH QUIT YOUR JOB" in July 2021 sold coom and blood and eventually got employment.

[Anonymous No.53259869]

>>53259763
Thanks, fren. With no trading on Monday, it doesn't leave the hedgies much time!

[Anonymous No.53259932]

>>53259865
>they tried to push this a long time ago.
Exactly. The internet has such a short memory I find it a good idea to remind people of things every now and then.

[Anonymous No.53259957]

>>53259398
Still up over 130% how you coping?

[Anonymous No.53259995]

>>53256250
HODL THE LINE APES DIAMOND HANDS TO THE MOON

[Anonymous No.53260009]

>>53259957
If you're not a shill. Good luck.I shorted it at 5 bucks, so.. I am up a lot.

[Anonymous No.53260012]

>>53257125
This happens all the time, they just raise the debt ceiling and keep printing money.

[Anonymous No.53260030]

>>53259957
>still hasn't sold the moment discussion was allowed on wsb, the biggest top signal
Top Fucking KEK
I have a cost basis of 25 and my GME calls are already in the green, prepped for the inevitable run-up in the coming weeks. I'm comfy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.53260048]

>>53259048
Which he did and bought more shares

[Anonymous No.53260050]

>>53257588
>If you do not own BBBY you do not believe in our lord and savior Ryan Cohen's message to diversify
I followeres Ryan’s lead and sold BBBY because I’m a true believer in his vision

[Anonymous No.53260068]

>>53260030
And yet I'm still doing better than you. Fascinating

[Anonymous No.53260082]

>>53260068
would you perhaps say shocking, even?

[Anonymous No.53260114]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10asowt/the_mother_of_all_bubbles/

Interesting.

[Anonymous No.53260122]

>>53260082
I'm more aghast

[Anonymous No.53260150]

>>53260068
LMAO I doubt that.
>stock heading back to 1.50, already down 26%
>he still hasn't sold
My calls are already up and the stock hasn't had it's cyclical run yet, and I know I hold more than you.

[Anonymous No.53260169]

>>53260150
And that how we can all see you are a genuine retard. Literal sub human tier Iq

[Anonymous No.53260176]

>>53260122
shalom, thesaurus enthusiast

[Anonymous No.53260188]

>>53260169
>And that how we
Try again ESL retard, but this time in English.

[Anonymous No.53260205]

Opinion Is Unpopular, the WSB mod who also accidentally outed himself as a Citadel Employee, allowed BBBY discussions on WSB, tricking idiots into buying expensive call options on BBBY from Citadel, and then BBBY takes a dump making all those options expire worthless. Impressive, he did his job well and made Citadel a shitload of cash. The idiots that bought those options get no sympathy, it's so obvious to see what was happening. And now that BBBY is below the market cap rules, he is removing all discussion of BBBY.

Only GME is the play, you know....the ticker Opinion Is Unpopular personally banned from WSB.

[Anonymous No.53260221]

>>53260188
>what is a phone
>what is auto correct
>what is shitposting while shitting
But thanks for playing anyway, now post your "calls" because you're a lying kike

[Anonymous No.53260274]

>phone faggot
>I'm just pretending to be retarded!
I'm sure you are by the way
>p-post more of your positions
>doesn't even post his
Lol. Lmfao even.

[Anonymous No.53260307]

>>53260274
>no u
See this is why you are a laughing stock as it was posted yesterday at 150% up 200% up at one point but you won't post you so called "calls"

Literal laughing stock lying yid

[Anonymous No.53260332]

Hedge cunts give up already
Hedge cunts give up already
Hedge cunts give up already

[Anonymous No.53260400]

>>53260221
For me its Nigger Hair™ smoking tobacco

[Anonymous No.53260425]

>you won't post you so called
Use grammarly, you fucking ESL retard
>this seething BBBaggot bought bbby at 25 dollars, sold it at 2 and then bought back in at 5
You had your chance for profits and we both know you blew it. Good job at falling for yet another distraction stock you dumbfuck.

[Anonymous No.53260465]

post moass Im buying so much chainlink it wont even be funny

[Anonymous No.53260473]

>>53260425
>can't even post his "calls"
>resorts to no u pajeet
Laughing stock as I said. Now post those calls faggot

[Anonymous No.53260503]

>53260473
I'm quite the humanitarian, forcing billionaires to donate to third worlders.

[Anonymous No.53260526]

Sorry, but I don't reply to ESL baggots, you'll have to learn English before responding to me.
>-28.99%
>still bagholds his shares
Heavy KEK

[Anonymous No.53260554]

Moass monday

[Anonymous No.53260569]

I hate that they pushed us red so now we have to look at a red charity for 3 days

[Anonymous No.53260578]

So these "calls" don't exist then. Nice to know you are the compulsive liar you always have been. Otherwise it would be so easy to prove your claims but as we all know you have a weird thing about lying. It's a habitual thing where you can't actually speak truths and have to gaslight people for some reason. Just like a jew does. Funny that.

[Anonymous No.53260594]

If Keith comes back after this one, he literally HAS to be here if you catch my drift….
>he didn’t buy at five
>it’s obviously being acquired
>it’s a deep value play
>ICANT believe how dumb he is

[Anonymous No.53260634]

>>53260425
Man what a wholesome looking elf. Bet she lives a pleasant and modest life.

[Anonymous No.53260632]

>be me
>sneed because bbby outperforming gme
>put 200$ in it to stop the pump
>that position is -25% now
>finally feel zen again

[Anonymous No.53260645]

>>53260205
I had long suspected BBBY was a distraction play since the connections to GME were so tenuous after RC sold. It was very AMC like in the copypasted DD sense, only worse because they were following RC himself instead of Adam "blue alien penis tweets" Aaron.

[Anonymous No.53260648]

>>53260594
Cringe and retarded

[Anonymous No.53260658]

Is Ryan Cohen gonna do anything or nah? Thought he liked to WORK? More like, likes to jerk... amirite?

[Anonymous No.53260668]

>>53260569
A less than 1% decrease compared to the broader market isn't really all that bad. Still better than the boby baggies.

87506235<<
>he's STILL posting
>he STILL wants us to believe he's not a BBBaggot
Fucking kek, see (you) in the next thread you seething faggot

[Anonymous No.53260690]

DO SOMETHING RYAN YOU FAT FUCK!!!!

[Anonymous No.53260694]

>>53260658
He literally said he is not going to telegraph their plans to the world. And even if he did, he would just be giving ammo to the MSM to fud, best to remain silent and complete the turnaround. They literally said in their earnings call they are looking to be profitable.

[Anonymous No.53260712]

>he could just post his calls
>but he can't
Many such lies like this

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.53260713]

>>53260677
>>53260677
>>53260677
Threaded.

[Anonymous No.53260723]

>post your position
>never posts his
Is this faggot really keith?

[Anonymous No.53260725]

>>53260694
>they said they're looking to get profitable
Gosh, sure hope so. Considering its a business and all.

[Anonymous No.53260734]

>>53260578
And who do you think GvduQiy/ is WkK8dqYC?

[Anonymous No.53260789]

>>53260734
He seems to think I'm the Lian poster, as if there's only one anon in these generals that thinks Keith is a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.53260901]

>>53260789
It's really obvious whenever it's the Lain poster posting
I don't know how anyone can mistake it