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53249024 No.53249024 [Reply] [Original]

We already know how Link will moon.

It will be a random pump. A 10% jump. Biz will be flooded with FUD about how it pumps the least dumps the most, etc.

Suddenly it's up 25%.

It's night time, you go to bed, but wake up at 3AM because you're excited about Link. You click on your phone, refresh Delta, and see it's up 55%.

You can't sleep. You're constantly refreshing. You see it go down, and it's up 49% but you're still excited. Throughout the night you watch as it bounces around being up 45-60% while refreshing Biz nonstop for the meme magic.

The sun rises. You do your morning rituals. You're in the shower, eager to get out to see how much it pumped. You go to your phone and see it's now up by 75%.

Everything stops for the day. Anything you had planned, work, hanging out with friends, gaming, jerking off, etc. All comes to a halt.

Because now begins Link's meteoric ascent back to $50 within a week where it will stabilize.

>> No.53249059

>>53249024
chainlink labs, next time do reddit spacing

>> No.53249072

>>53249024
Cool story bro keep us posted

>> No.53249107

Link is going to do a face melting 80% pump straight to 5 dollars.
Sergey will then dump 50m more link to fund his 300 hr members and subsidize the latest vc scam that went 2000x with a multi bllion dollar mcap (but can't afford to pay for link oracles.)

>> No.53249116

fat

>> No.53249360

>>53249024
We already know how Link will dump.

It will be a random dump. A 10% dump. Biz will be flooded with FUD about how it pumps the least dumps the most, etc.

Suddenly it's down 25%.

It's night time, you go to bed, but wake up at 3AM because you're unbelievably depressed about Link. You click on your phone, refresh Delta, and see it's down 55%.

You can't sleep. You're constantly refreshing. You see it go down, and it's down 49% but you're still suicidal. Throughout the night you watch as it bounces around being down 45-60% while refreshing Biz for any signs of meme magic.

The sun rises. You do your morning rituals. You're in the shower, eager to get out to see how much it dumped. You go to your phone and see it's now down by 75%.

Everything stops for the day. Anything you had planned, work, hanging out with friends, gaming, jerking off, etc. All comes to a halt.

Because now begins Link's meteoric ascent back to .50c within a week where it will stabilize.

>> No.53249422

>>53249024
i feel it

>> No.53249459

>>53249024
We haven't gotten any significant price action in so long that I'm positive they are fucking with the price to stabilize it. LINK used to pump all the time. It had a normal chart in the beginning, but now it looks like someone took a ruler and drew a straight horizontal line.

Does Sergey actually want the price to go up? Or does he think volatility is bad for business so he is trying to stabilize the pric3?

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53249572

>>53249024
thanks for the bed time story

>> No.53249617

nothing good ever happens

>> No.53249963
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53249963

>>53249059
>>53249072
>>53249107
>>53249360
reminder that link fudders are absolutely buck-broken at this point
they're either
a) the last few dregs from nexo's final pay cycle after they got raided and dumpstered
or
b) the absolute retards from pic related's crowd that lost all of their stacks on bancor or celsius and they're behind even the newfags that have managed to figure out how valuable link is

>> No.53249993

>>53249024
>delusional pasta from a bagholder
top signal

>> No.53250083
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53250083

>>53249024
Do people actually get excited for pumps? Shit is just coming back down soon after.

>> No.53251361

>>53249963
seething holder #4056 defends anomaly 2020 bear market coin

>> No.53251498

January 17th.
Quantitive Eating and Bullish Reheating

>> No.53251606

>>53249459
Price basically hasnt moved since April/May last year. Like a fucking ruler through it as you say.

>> No.53251722

>>53251361
>fudfag gets triggered
So how much did you lose on lending platforms? And how many hours of your life do you think youve wasted fudding link while making 0 people sell?

>> No.53251733

>>53249024
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Chainlink went up by 3% every few days just so there would never be any outside attention, and then every time a news outlet picked up that Chainlink had gone up, say, 80% in a month, they would dump it again.
Go from $5 to $500 without ever attracting a headline.

>> No.53252094

>>53251733
checked wagmi

>> No.53252102

>>53251722
ok baggie

>> No.53252149
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53252149

>>53252102
>y-y-you're a b-baggie
So how much did YOU lose on lending platforms?

>> No.53252223
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53252223

No words needed.

>> No.53252236

>>53252223
Screenshots like this will be the 2030 equivalent of the old Bitcoin faucets that paid you 50 BTC just to fill in a captcha.

>> No.53252385

>>53252149
awww baggie is raging

>> No.53252426
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53252426

>>53252385
i mean you can keep pretending people are raging, and yet you're stuck in a link thread trying to fud (obviously seething while doing so)
so how much did you lose? was it on celsius or bancor?

>> No.53252466

>>53252426
The lone ones who have an air of sadness about them I think have been abused repeatedly. I shudder to think of how they deal with losing on Bancor, Celsius and Linkpool. That's a lot of linkie loss. Pretty funny, though.

>> No.53252688

>>53249024
yea keep telling that to yourself.
everything is pumping right now but our absolutely destroyed shitcoin
this is literally the worst fucking hold

>> No.53252745

>>53252426
btc and eth including alts pumping and chainlink is dumping, how does that make u feel?

>> No.53252753

>>53252426
>this much baggie rage

hilarious =^)

>> No.53252777

>>53252466
some of them aren't really dealing with it anymore it seems
i wonder how many have committed suicide in the last week with how they've been behaving?
>>53252745
btc eth and link have all pumped around 13.5% in the last 7 days, if you actually know how to read
but then again, btc and eth don't earn me linkies like my linkies already do
meanwhile you're 100 percent down because you gambled away your stack on lending platforms so... i feel pretty good i guess? lol i dont know if you even know what you're trying to do here, you're that retarded

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53252799

>>53252753
>doubles down on projecting about rage while fudding all day every day
>meanwhile he's in pic related's crowd
as i said
fudders are buck-broken by stake chads
too ez

>> No.53252803

>>53252777
do you know how to read a chart?
link is currently dumping while everything else is rising and btc is now 19k

>> No.53252811

>>53252799
lol this baggie is about to shoot up a preschool kek

>> No.53252848
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53252848

>>53252803
And you are so blinded by cope you didn't even realize you're responding to someone with blessed trip 7s.
>>53252777
checked and blessed

>> No.53252861

>>53252848
those lucky 7 wont save link a 3rd bullrun

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53252865

>>53249024
<3

>> No.53252882

>>53252861
I wonder what original language that sentence makes sense in.

>> No.53252906

Fat fuck Sergey will one day trip over his own fat and be declared dead on the spot. Link will pump 70%

>> No.53252912

>>53252803
>y-yeah i know i lost my link stack gambling on lending platforms but have you seen the 5 minute chart? it says -0.30% even though link is up way more than that over the last week
aw boo hoo i'll just have to wipe my eyes with the extra linkies i got from staking 21k across 3 wallets while you're here fudding all day every day getting madder and madder
>>53252811
why would anyone shoot up a preschool over YOUR bancor / celsius losses?
kinda projecting in a way that might get you put on an alphabet watchlist there lil guy

>> No.53252914

>>53252882
it means u are going to miss out on another bullrun from bagholding, while i get rich off a dog coin

>> No.53252916

>>53249024
55-100% is cute. When is the 100x pump?

>> No.53252923 [DELETED] 

>>53252912
>1 simple word illicits this much rage

wow lol baggie

>> No.53252941

>>53252912
kek look at this wall of cope

>> No.53252944

>>53252923
>gets triggered over people mentioning his bancor / celsius losses
>sits in the thread calling other people mad and starts going on about shooting up schools and stuff
LMAO i'm going to guess you lost like 20k linkies with how you're behaving

>> No.53252947

>>53252914
oh cool, thanks for letting me know. What are you going to buy with your profits?

>> No.53252950

>>53252912
wow all this seethe from one word

baggie kek

>> No.53252954

>>53252944
this is what extreme bagholder cope looks like ladies and gents

>> No.53252959

>>53252944
it's still going lol

baggie
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g
i
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>> No.53252966

>>53252941
i'm triggering fudders and getting (you)s like its nothing
meanwhile you're switching ids just to express how upset you are about your lending platform losses
LMAO

>> No.53252974

>>53252966
baggie

>> No.53252980

>>53249963
1 image
for this much butthurt from multiple fudders:
>>53251361
>>53252745
>>53252753
>>53252803
>>53252811
>>53252914
>>53252941
>>53252923
>>53252950
>>53252954
>>53252959
they're trained like dogs at this point
just say "bancor / celsius" and they start barking and frothing at the mouth
hahahahahahahaha

>> No.53252987

this baggie >>53252980 is unhinged

>> No.53252991

>>53252980
Don't forget LPL. That one really fucked some of the most unhinged ones.

>> No.53252995

Lmaooooo delusional linkies at it again

>> No.53252996
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53252996

>tfw this baggie is typing up a wall of text while literally shaking

>> No.53253002

>>53252980
No more Bulgarian, new narrative

>> No.53253032

>>53252980
Holy shit you've really stirred the hive
Thats the key apparently
Just start talking about lending platforms and youll get at least 10pbtid worth of salt from each of them
This + the nexo stuff has really made my day

>> No.53253045

>>53252996
>9pbtid

>> No.53253088

>>53253032
as i said
they're buck-broken
literally just niggers begging for our attention after the ruse has fallen

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53253102

>>53249024
>the year is 2051
>Chainlink serves as the backbone for literally every aspect of daily life
>there are no more partnerships that COULD be announced as every major corporation is already publicly integrated with chainlink and operating nodes
>new developments are being made every single day to maximize the efficiency, speed, and accuracy of the oracle network
>the fourth industrial revolution, the singularity, the great reset... all of it was real: and every single datum, transaction, and contract is verified with chainlink.
>token price: $0.22
>24hr performance: -2.7%
>unstaking: soon
>then you wake up and realize it was just a dream
>Chainlink doesn't even exist in the future
>you own everything, you are very happy

>> No.53253109

>>53253032
this so much this thank you chainlinkgod based king
>>53253088
lmao you're so right thank you chainlinkgod based king

>> No.53253120

>>53249024
The best LINK pump was the random one during the bear market to 5$ after Coinbase and Google. It felt like playing the lottery and seeing your numbers on TV

>> No.53253126

>>53253109
>b-but chainlinkgod
didn't he also lose a fuckload on bancor?

>> No.53253139

>>53251733
I mean that was kind of what 2019 was like for the most part except for the Coinbase Google pump, it outperformed the entire market but never got any attention. General crypto people were in bear market mood and couldn't understand the Chainlink euphoria because it just kept climbing and climbing in sats

>> No.53253147

>>53253102
I know this is a joke, but this can be a very real scenario. Sergei is an uber autist, and if his vision doesn't include a high link price, then that is what its gonna be

>> No.53253149

>>53249024
I sincerely hope you're doing this for free and no-one is paying you.

>> No.53253306

>>53251733
3% times 30 days is 90%

>> No.53253342

>>53253102
>>53253147

I’ll be fucking 70 in 2051

>> No.53253616

I´m selling my link from cold storage this bullrun for eth/btc and keep the other half of my link staked. I literally cannot take this fucking shithole of a community anymore.

>> No.53253637

>>53253616
>chainlink
>bullrun

>> No.53253659

>>53252236
I miss those days kek

>> No.53253677

>>53253637
Even if it can go back to $30 I´m happy

>> No.53253873

>>53249459
>>53251606
This, just wtf... when in the fuck is it going to do something?

>> No.53253896

>>53253677
Hahaha dream on baggie

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53253913

>>53252236

>> No.53254293
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53254293

>>53252777
Checked and based.

>> No.53254358

>>53254293
>pic
How do you even know what coin that's supposed to be for?

>> No.53254386

>>53254358
It's from timetravel anon back in the OG days. 81k 2026 thus became a link meme.

>> No.53254426

>>53254386
Would've been nice if he included the ticker in the pic. Regardless, that's a pretty good larp (or good truth).

>> No.53254674

>>53254293
we have a year to get to 30k, it's still possible marines!!

>> No.53256647

>>53254358
By not being a newfag

>> No.53256713

>>53252236
>just wait 7 more years

>> No.53256737

>>53253120
Kek that and the QNT, EWT and ALBT pump when they were trending on CG. Best of the bear.

>> No.53256786

Cup of coffee

>> No.53256874
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53256874

kek why are chainshitter baggies so deranged??

They aren't raging against Bulgarians anymore, now it's LE BANCOR AND CELSIUS people