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Just watched a guy milk 2.6 million scorpions, droplet by droplet each, to fill a 1 gallon container worth 39 million
I would do this for 16 hours a day for years no questions asked

>> No.53246831

your mom milked my scorpion droplet by droplet and paid me $39

>> No.53246861

>>53246798
Hahahahaha you don't think jews have cornered markets like this already?
You could have 500 gallons of scorpion oil but no one will buy it from you. Shekelberg has ensured that in order to produce and sell scorpion oil you must be (((licensed)))
Who do you think controls those licensing agencies? You can be well assured that the only way to get licensed in such industries is to be a card carrying member of the tribe.

>> No.53246913

What app is that?

>> No.53246929

>>53246798
I do this but with dog semen
AMA

>> No.53246951

>>53246913
lmao

tell me you're a friendless virgin without telling me

>> No.53246960

>>53246861
I already work in a field that requires licensing, I have the cheapest ones then there’s 30k a year licenses (multiple, 3-5) you need if you want to be taken seriously and profit over half a million yearly after overhead and taxes.
Medical licenses a pretty difficult to get but really it is all entirely up to you and qualify for them.
Yeah, it’ll probably cost at least 1M in funding but if I eventually get my hands on that kinda of money this is something so simple to do that could rake in millions.
Also, you’re not accounting that a lot of fully licensed corporations and LLC also out source their work to unlicensed companies under the table.

>> No.53246981

>>53246798
OP might be better at milking cock

>> No.53247008

>>53246981
Wouldn't be profitable. He'd consume the supply.

>> No.53247033

>>53246929
Are you white woman? Mmm yes sex. Pls post video with knot I am enjoy nature sex woman waxyg with doggy penile!

>> No.53247125

>>53246913
Faceberg or shittok, looks like faceberg.

>t. anon with a normiebook

>> No.53247151
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>>53246951
>lmao
wow, gay

>> No.53247199

>>53246798
wtf I love scorpions now

>> No.53248395

>>53246798
imagine spilling it
or your uncle walking in while dogsitting and being like "what's this? junior been holding out on me with the hooch?" and pouring himself a glass like Uma Thurman in pulp fiction

if you drank a glass of scorpion venom would you acquire superpowers?

>> No.53248409

>>53246913
milkly

>> No.53248478

>>53248395
No, it'd just taste bad. If you have any open sores in your mouth then youd die.

>> No.53248521

>>53246798
where did he find that many scorpians?

>> No.53248567

>>53246798
Post link faggot.

>> No.53248602

>>53246951
Tell me you're a westoid midwit without telling me

>> No.53248614

>>53246798
Hm for that much i might consider it but id need a contract so i domt end up wasting my time

>> No.53248638

>>53246960
Its another you need to be rich to do a get rich quick scheme. Its so tiresome bros. The amount of easy money to make once rich is easy, but where is the easy money opportunities when poor or middle class?

>> No.53248662

>>53246951
fuck off kike

>> No.53248675

>>53246861
yea they did this to my dad's business. he used to buy used government off lease laptops in bulk like thinkpads and resell them on ebay, then they changed it so you can only buy them if you have an e-waste license in our state, which you have to pay like 30k a year for and also have an e waste facility for them to come and inspect. so now only like one guy in the whole state can bid on them and he gets them all for free basically

>> No.53248692

Why is it so valuable

>> No.53248707

>>53248675
Wait where did he get the laptops?

>> No.53248885

>>53248675
tell your dad to make his own website or to sell though facebook, retard

>> No.53248940

>>53246798
I bet a geneticist could get it done easily

>> No.53248970

>>53248885
ya when the government comes knocking on his dads door demanding 30k and asking about his nonexistent ewaste facility he'll just say "dont worry mr bureaucrat I sell through facebook"

>> No.53248992

>>53248707
they used to auction them off by the pallet at government auctions but now since only one guy could bid on them they just sell them to him for like a couple cents each or something. he's supposed to scrap them but he sells them on ebay like any non retard would do because theyre still worth a couple hundred each

>> No.53249579

well, it would have been that easy if you didn't post it to the world dumbfuck

>> No.53249649

>>53246951
TikTok is already boomer shit.

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53249702

>>53246951
Primitive brain zoom zoom NPC nigger

>> No.53249797

>>53248638
There aren't any, this is the rich's way of gatekeeping