/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53245913]

John Jacob Astor edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEZxCbcaweU

[Anonymous No.53245944]

Previous >>53244389

[Anonymous No.53245972]

There exists a series of clicks you can make right now that will allow you to retire by 10am tomorrow morning.

[Anonymous No.53245979]

>>53245958
>it’s not over

[Anonymous No.53245988]

>>53245913
What would he be investing in nowadays?

[Anonymous No.53245994]

>>53245988
Dude, weed. Lmao

[Anonymous No.53246001]

its winter. the bears are asleep

[Anonymous No.53246007]

I’m about to eat 5 sliders. Probably one slider and 2 double sliders to cut down on my bread intake. You know I got fried in the air fryer as well

[Anonymous No.53246022]

>>53245913
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition

[Anonymous No.53246044]

>>53246007
>not using gas
ngmi

[Anonymous No.53246048]

>>53246022
everything is made believe garbage. you dont even know if your senses are real eg phantom limbs. kys

[Anonymous No.53246047]

>>53246022
Gr8b8m8ir88/8
>name one successful communist country

[Anonymous No.53246064]

>>53246007
do you have the wendy's rap memorized?

[Anonymous No.53246074]

Friday 13th is going to be the biggest bloodbath of the year so far won't it? Today's crabbing was very sus even with inflation (((cooling))) down.

[Anonymous No.53246097]

>future

[Anonymous No.53246098]

>>53246074
>comith

[Anonymous No.53246102]

Sometimes I question why I even bother.

[Anonymous No.53246117]

Help

[Anonymous No.53246126]

If we dump tomorrow it's just so the rich fags who missed the bottom today can buy in. See you gay ass bears at SOXL 50.

[Anonymous No.53246151]

>Futures

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53246158]

>>53246151
i shouldn't have looked

[Anonymous No.53246194]

>>53246048
Pain is real and anyone that inflicts it will be euthanized

[Anonymous No.53246195]

>>53246098
kek maybe I will play Majora's Mask while watching futures later tonight

[Anonymous No.53246196]

>>53246007
>this is how people in /smg/ live
I guess it makes sense

[Anonymous No.53246212]

>>53246158
the most unbreakable line in history

[Anonymous No.53246237]

>>53245913
Heads up on Virgin Galactic, SPCE. Hype Train is rolling again with declaration of being on track for commercial flights in the second quarter 2023. With their low price and high short interest the price could fly into orbit sooner rather than later. If you believe go long. If you doubt go short. Or just sit back and watch the action. Buckle up!

[Anonymous No.53246245]

>>53246212
>Tried to exit out of the Trading View pro ad in the bottom left
>Image closed

[Anonymous No.53246253]

JEPI bros

[Anonymous No.53246254]

BoBros…

This cost me a lot of money today…

Debating shorting more after hours

[Anonymous No.53246256]

>>53246212
>most unbreakable line
>line is broken in image provided

[Anonymous No.53246281]

>>53246256
>what is a failed breakout

[Anonymous No.53246283]

>>53246047
Yugoslavia had a good run. Then they ran out of money.

[Anonymous No.53246284]

Roughly worth 308,000. I'm 40. Don't gotta clue as to the value of the things inside the house though.
But raw numbers don't really mean much. It's all about how much you need coming in yearly after you retire that is the important thing. Ex: planning tools on my 401k's site and e-trade both say the same thing; when I retire based on my living exp I'll have a nice surplus of money coming in. Fun fact; I don't need a million in raw money either to survive pretty good.

[Anonymous No.53246302]

I broke 3 day rule and took a beating today bobros....
Feels bad
Why shitnpis line go up
Rate hikes are still going on

[Anonymous No.53246312]

>>53246281
It broke out though.

[Anonymous No.53246314]

>>53246302
s&p 500 has been going up since october. bear markets end after ~277 days. you should have known better to doubt america you commy fuck

[Anonymous No.53246317]

Imagine if gas went up by 20 percent today haha

[Anonymous No.53246325]

>>53246312
And it's going to fail

[Anonymous No.53246330]

>>53246312
there hasn't been a daily close above it

[Anonymous No.53246333]

Friday the 13th will obliterate all gains in a giant red wave, screencap this

[Anonymous No.53246339]

Where da big Bobo crash??????????????

[Anonymous No.53246343]

BBBY bros why are we not pumping afterhours?

[Anonymous No.53246364]

Buy COIN simple as.

[Anonymous No.53246365]

>>53246333
Checked and capped

[Anonymous No.53246371]

God damn shitcos

[Anonymous No.53246373]

>>53246339
February is black history month.

[Anonymous No.53246383]

>>53246339
USD is crashing. Bonds are up insane amounts. Take the money & run, or ignore the warning signs and regret it

[Anonymous No.53246411]

>>53246383
What about in the long term though

[Anonymous No.53246427]

>>53246383
Oh god my savings

[Anonymous No.53246432]

>>53246314
>jewmerica
Weimerica is the one doing the rate hikes, not me, little nigger, that's why line keeps going down and the market keeps fighting the black betty guy.
Slava Jewkraini, take another booster, subscribe to onlyfans, black lives matter, most important, keep sending more soldiers to die for Israel

[Anonymous No.53246438]

>>53246302
my high risk fund is still green

[Anonymous No.53246446]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53246453]

>>53246411
it's going to be a chaotic year. probably one more leg down on lowered earnings, falling housing market.

[Anonymous No.53246469]

>>53246453
>year
Oh good thing my time horizon is 5 years then.

[Anonymous No.53246470]

I sold SOXL and bought SOXS
We had a good CPI data and the market barely pump

[Anonymous No.53246488]

>>53246325
>>53246330
Normality has to be restored at some point. Where do you draw that line line?

[Anonymous No.53246505]

>tfw no AI anime gf
https://twitter.com/i/status/1609959517252620288

[Anonymous No.53246517]

>>53246488
Take a look at the 70s. Yes, that whole decade.

[Anonymous No.53246521]

>>53246432
wow that's a lot of schizo in one post. take my advice and never trade because you clearly cant interpret information accurately without your faggot retard bias

[Anonymous No.53246534]

Oh my god

[Anonymous No.53246537]

Rate me and my wife’s IRA $300 each a month
>wife
100% JEPI
Mine
>30% INTC
>20% ET
>50% VOO
Although now I have a lot of my cash in SPXS

[Anonymous No.53246542]

>housing market is going to crash
Haven't people been saying this every year?

[Anonymous No.53246544]

AQB, PRTY up, are they part of the BBBY meme basket?

[Anonymous No.53246548]

>>53246517
That one only goes back to 98

[Anonymous No.53246550]

>>53246537
>INTC
lmao
>VOO
waste of money, lost decade

[Anonymous No.53246553]

>>53246254
Stupid bear, i hope you get liqd

[Anonymous No.53246562]

>>53246550
What’s your problem with INTC?

[Anonymous No.53246564]

>>53246302
Kek, you thought you were soooo smart huh. You had ALLL FIGURED OUT, HUH?? HFSP

[Anonymous No.53246567]

Death and despair awaits you.

[Anonymous No.53246577]

friendly reminder that all bears are poor

[Anonymous No.53246580]

It's over

[Anonymous No.53246583]

>>53246373
Black History Month runs from Jan 15 through Mar 17. Check your tv schedule.

[Anonymous No.53246591]

>>53246544
Nah AQB is a real company selling real fish

[Anonymous No.53246603]

>>53246567
My dick in your mom's ass is what awaits you.

[Anonymous No.53246604]

>>53246544
no but FUBO, PLBY, and MTTR are

[Anonymous No.53246607]

>>53246505
Based AI

[Anonymous No.53246613]

>>53246580
>rally for next couple of months
that's kind of cool
>Jim Cramer says
close all positions immediately

[Anonymous No.53246628]

>>53245972
and its all I think about as I wake up to go wagie because i lost my life savings and can only gamble with $500ish each month but theres still hope all I have to do is find the diamond in the rough meanwhile (((they))) just print the money they need

[Anonymous No.53246631]

>>53246548
Switch to the DJI

[Anonymous No.53246633]

How the fuck does PartyCity remain in business?
How do you base an entire franchise business model off selling balloons and party favors?
Is it just the obscenely high profit margins?

[Anonymous No.53246635]

>>53246505
People are coping that AI does this because it's just inputting what data humans enter into it. I don't think that is the case.

[Anonymous No.53246636]

>>53246591
Mutant fish are fish?

[Anonymous No.53246640]

>>53246537
might as well buy xerox and kodak stock if you are interested in other antiquated garbage to compliment intel lmao

[Anonymous No.53246647]

>>53246580

[Anonymous No.53246653]

>>53246640
How are they comparable to intel

[Anonymous No.53246656]

>>53246542
it's actually going down this time

[Anonymous No.53246657]

>>53246647
Go iggles

[Anonymous No.53246667]

>>53246580
ok i'm selling

[Anonymous No.53246668]

>>53246562
Over-the-hill company in a bad position in an overvalued sector of the market. Idiots have been buying INTC for years because >muh low P/E without wondering why it has low P/E in the first place. I'm talking about people here on /smg/ who were buying INTC at $55 two years ago, and that's even though they had billions for stock buybacks. It doesn't get better for INTCels.

[Anonymous No.53246683]

>>53246580
How can one man make accurate(inverse) predictions 100% of the time?

[Anonymous No.53246689]

Why are there so many large pharmaceutical companies? In every sector you have 1 or 2 dominant players, but here it's like half a dozen.

[Anonymous No.53246696]

>>53246653
>good thing i jumped at that chance to buy INTC at $25 now im already up 5%
>meanwhile AMD went up 12% during the same time
dinosaurs that died a slow death while their competitors outpaced them

[Anonymous No.53246720]

>>53246253
henlo fellow JEPI fren! i was going to buy some puts on BAC in anticipation for bad earnings, but i decided to wait and see what happens. i might not trade anything and just continue to DCA into JEPI

[Anonymous No.53246729]

>>53246604
>FUBO
My parents started their service because DISH was getting too expensive. Looked solid, doesn't seem like a meme just a popular small cap. I'll prolly pickup some shares once this shitshow is over.

[Anonymous No.53246733]

>>53246689
because big pharma companies are basically roll-up companies where they acquire any decent drug/lab

[Anonymous No.53246744]

>>53246521
Blow your brains out kike.

[Anonymous No.53246751]

>>53246373

[Anonymous No.53246769]

>>53246744
lick my boot goy

[Anonymous No.53246770]

Futures are bouncing back harder than a blonde on a BBC.

[Anonymous No.53246771]

so BBBY puts?

[Anonymous No.53246772]

>>53246696
And AMD dumps harder as well. If you bought at $25 you’re in good shape.

[Anonymous No.53246779]

TQQQ or go fuck yaself

t. bear fucker

[Anonymous No.53246781]

BBBY trannies coping about this

[Anonymous No.53246791]

>>53246683
his job is to get boomers on the wrong side since they believe 100% of what the tv man tells them

[Anonymous No.53246808]

Is the jannie jewish or something? Ive only been banned for saying things like "kill kikes" or "ethnically cleanse all jews from this earth in a storm of rape and murder"

[Anonymous No.53246829]

>>53246808
I recently got banned for talking about the nigger dropping on the field, even though that is related to my MRNA puts

[Anonymous No.53246833]

>>53246808
No the jannie is clearly a white woman because the "white women fuck dogs" poster never gets banned

[Anonymous No.53246834]

>>53246333
What's your favorite Friday? Of the main series I'd have to go for 2 or 4, leaning towards 4.
I was also very impressed with the 2009 reboot.

[Anonymous No.53246838]

>>53246771
>>53246781
AMC is heeming me kinda hard, but fuck I'm really tempted

[Anonymous No.53246852]

>>53246781
awright JCP 2electricboogaloo who wants to gamble on defunct worthless shares for pennies wooooo I made 20 buckaroos last time

[Anonymous No.53246873]

>>53246772
still overvalued for a company that isnt even a leader in any of its industries. mogged in the high end crypto mining processor industry by amd, a nonfactor in the mobile processor industry by their own choice, and diminishing in the battlestation processor industry. its a company that was successfully run into the ground by retards for over a decade+. wont even get government bailouts at this point.

[Anonymous No.53246888]

>>53246771
Go look at how hard the reddit general /bbby/ is shilling it and creating their own false 2 more weeks narrative just like they did for GME and then figure out where to place your money

[Anonymous No.53246904]

>>53246647
>FAG

[Anonymous No.53246925]

seems like a bull trap. Reminder that we need at least 1-2 redditor zoomer suicides to indicate that we're at the bottom

[Anonymous No.53246935]

>>53246534
it's beautiful

[Anonymous No.53246942]

https://tvline.com/2021/09/29/how-much-people-spend-on-netflix-hulu-other-subscription-services/
>The average person spends $273 per month on subscription services
What in the absolute fuck

[Anonymous No.53246949]

>missed the AMZN generational bottom

[Anonymous No.53246979]

>>53246534
>Higher highs mean lower lows

[Anonymous No.53246992]

>>53246781
>during bankruptcy proceeding
Tards will still start buying here.

[Anonymous No.53246994]

unironically going to vote for biden if we do a soft landing

[Anonymous No.53246995]

>>53246550
intc was great if you got it at 25

[Anonymous No.53246996]

spx got rejected again at the 200dma, not exactly inspiring a lot of confidence right now

[Anonymous No.53247009]

>>53246994
I would be mad but we all know biden will never make a second term.

[Anonymous No.53247023]

>>53246994
Biden 2nd term would be exciting. How many other presidents have died of old age while in office?

[Anonymous No.53247026]

>>53247009
voting is fake retard

[Anonymous No.53247032]

>>53247009
he's not making it through the first. Legacy media breaking the documents story smells of a coup

[Anonymous No.53247059]

>>53246668
whats this nerd shit? just buy low and sell high

[Anonymous No.53247075]

>>53246873
They have reliable cash flow and catalysts in the pipeline

[Anonymous No.53247078]

>>53246992
Yeah they are ,look at BBBY premarket computer

[Anonymous No.53247101]

Who is banking on earnings tomorrow? (pardon the pun)

[Anonymous No.53247119]

>>53246994
President Florida Man has something to say about that

[Anonymous No.53247129]

>>53247119
>Let Us Alone
Surely that's not proper english

[Anonymous No.53247170]

>>53246254
When did you get in?
If you're in the red, close your position and reopen. I loaded up on some cheapies before close.
Shorts will not be forced to cover. The majority of shorts are held by institutions that have been in the position for 10-12mos, raking in hundreds of millions worth of realized gains.
I've been in my short position on SI for about a month and I'm still very green.
>Every "saving grace" for silvergate is hopium at best, purposefully disingenuous at worst.

[Anonymous No.53247171]

>>53247032
This nigga knows how to read news.

[Anonymous No.53247172]

>>53247059
this. legacy companies rarely go under because of subsidies. if you didnt buy intel youre a cuck.

t. the guy who wrote 50 intel put contracts at 26 expriing in february

[Anonymous No.53247175]

>>53247129
It was written by an alligator.

[Anonymous No.53247182]

Hey everyone. Don’t buy towel stock and don’t buy GameStop. There is No short squeeze. Don’t buy “meme” stocks.

[Anonymous No.53247195]

>>53247182
I wasnt but can do.

[Anonymous No.53247197]

>>53246808
Kys, stop fucking up other boards

[Anonymous No.53247198]

>>53247182
Is TLRY a memestock?

[Anonymous No.53247214]

>>53247182
Ok :)

[Anonymous No.53247217]

Welp there's hope after all to have your young self back. (you know to have hair and all your teeth again) https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/12/health/reversing-aging-scn-wellness/index.html.. Also the govt is kinda fucked soon; debt ceiling fight https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/12/economy/us-government-budget-deficit-december/index.html

[Anonymous No.53247224]

>>53246996
I bought a put at close. No way I make it tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53247230]

Bed Bath & Beyond is headed straight for bankruptcy, how can you be so stupid and buy a dying brick and mortar?

[Anonymous No.53247233]

Top kek

[Anonymous No.53247234]

>>53247198
No. There's an actual weed shortage.

[Anonymous No.53247238]

>>53247230
Nobody is buying BBBY because they believe in the resiliency of the company

[Anonymous No.53247247]

>>53247198
what the hell happened here lol

[Anonymous No.53247249]

anybody else follow PM's on twitter, I always find it funny when they start losing their shit over the market knowing that they're down millions of dollars in their clients accounts.

[Anonymous No.53247254]

>>53247238
They’re no such thing as a short squeeze. Ryan Cohen and Reddit are pumping this stock.

[Anonymous No.53247262]

>>53247247
Major acquisitions of alcohol companies and competitor weed corps.

[Anonymous No.53247282]

>>53247182
You're right, of course. But think about where this leads. An emergency fund with three months of living expenses? Investing for the long term with index funds?

[Anonymous No.53247292]

>>53247129
I think it is, but phrasing it that way these days is strictly for autistic check-out boys.

[Anonymous No.53247295]

>>53247234
The entire state of new York only had 1 cannabis store open on the first day of legal sales. Pathetic

[Anonymous No.53247304]

>>53247182
Okay, I won't, because i'm not retarded enough to baghold and form a cult

[Anonymous No.53247311]

funds are awful. its been days since i clicked the sell button and its still not processed

[Anonymous No.53247316]

>>53246979
When the markets are as manipulated by algorithms as they are yeah, usually. Look at Tesla, nothing organic there at all but somehow it pumps up like 10-15% in the first week of the new year and gained tens of billions in market value despite not improving in any metric or selling tens of millions of cars to justify that pricing. Never would have happened decades ago at the scale its happening now.

[Anonymous No.53247327]

>>53246302
what is the 3 day rule?

[Anonymous No.53247333]

>>53247311
Blame that one anon who's responsible for wire transfers.

[Anonymous No.53247343]

>>53247230
There are plenty of dying brick and mortars, there aren't plenty that said openly they were considering bankruptcy (basically means it's happening) and now we're getting rumors from credible sources that it's being discussed with possible lenders.
Volume was $330mil~ today so pretty high, I don't doubt a lot of it is retail tards thinking they found the next GME.

[Anonymous No.53247345]

>>53247327
The Nono unhappy bad time place

[Anonymous No.53247347]

>>53247316
>Look at Tesla, nothing organic there at all but somehow it pumps up like 10-15% in the first week of the new year and gained tens of billions in market value despite not improving in any metric or selling tens of millions of cars to justify that pricing.
It's true. Same thing with NVDA. Literally not a single piece of news and yet it just dumps and dumps every single day. No organic trading at all, just a rigged market to steal your shares.

[Anonymous No.53247353]

My 19 year old cousin told me today he only trades off RSI and that he learned this strategy from TikTok. He's down 70% from his initial.

[Anonymous No.53247360]

>>53247343
Remember when revlon declared bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.53247364]

>>53247353
What does he trade? Literally anything that pings as oversold/bought?

[Anonymous No.53247367]

>>53247198
It was, once.

[Anonymous No.53247369]

DOJI STAR

EXIT ALL MARKETS
TOMORROW WILL BE BLOODY

[Anonymous No.53247373]

>>53247353
im not bullish enough

[Jealous No.53247376]

Is this a new RTC?

[Anonymous No.53247379]

>>53247369
I’ll star in your dojin!

[Anonymous No.53247381]

>>53247369
I didn't kill 30 Japs on Okinawa just to have their astrology run my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.53247383]

>>53247364
He Googles top gainers and losers daily.
He longs the losers and shorts the gainers.

[Jealous No.53247387]

TPI+RD+RTC
TPI+RD+RTC

[Anonymous No.53247391]

>>53247383
So he gambles? That’s not investing

[Anonymous No.53247400]

>>53247383
Fascinating. It's like an incomplete trading bot put together by a first year intern.

[Anonymous No.53247406]

>>53247369
Banks finna unsheath?

[Anonymous No.53247408]

>>53247343
Ryan Cohen will rug his followers. He did it before and he’ll do it again. What Reddit doing should be looked into by regulators it’s dangerous to the integrity of our markets.

[Anonymous No.53247429]

>>53246314
>bear markets legally end after a year
That's not how it works.

[Anonymous No.53247434]

>>53247408
Reddit is just an unsanctioned unliscneced hedge fund

[Anonymous No.53247444]

>>53247429
>bears use TA to make the line go down
>TA based on historical patterns of bear market duration is illegal!
dumb bear baggie

[Anonymous No.53247459]

>>53245913
Is oil going to make a comeback? My cock is telling me to go long oil and natty gas

[Anonymous No.53247464]

That's a lot of volume

[Anonymous No.53247470]

>>53247459
Shieet nigga close that chart Shark Tank is on

[Anonymous No.53247472]

Oil sisters, we are forgotten

[Anonymous No.53247476]

>>53247444
That's not TA either you retard, that's an average of all bear markets. You are why these threads are shit, because you have no clue what you're talking about. Bear markets are driven by a shitty economy and the economy hasn't even really begun to shit the bed.

[Anonymous No.53247486]

>>53247170
I’m only at 32% gains now because of this stupid shit.

And I’m only up 78% on Carvana.

FUCK CARVANA

I had been eying SBNY to short into earnings, but the real play may be to add to silvergate

[Anonymous No.53247495]

>>53247459
>mfw my little oil stock is doing amazing
>but only bought a grand worth
...just

[Anonymous No.53247519]

>>53247486
This Carvana shit is absurd.

[Anonymous No.53247524]

>>53247476
No true scotsman fallacy. Using numbers to extrapolate future price movements is technical analysis.

[Anonymous No.53247530]

>>53247519

[Anonymous No.53247536]

I have bills coming due and I need cash NOW

[Anonymous No.53247537]

>>53247472
considering oil and semis have been going up together, with semis having arguably better gains, that isn't weird. The market movement lately has smacked of, "we aren't going to have a recession actually hue hue."

[Anonymous No.53247550]

>>53247459
>>53247472
Once it closes above $82 and the bits of contango go away, then it's time to OILpost.

>>53247495
Which one?

[Anonymous No.53247554]

>>53247536
SPY puts at market open

[Anonymous No.53247556]

>>53247495
You can't just post this and not share the name.

[Anonymous No.53247588]

>>53247556
It’s HELE, maker of Vicks throat oil

[Anonymous No.53247592]

>>53247536
call jg wentworth

[Scoopsicus, The Blackest & Most Gorillaest Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53247599]

How we doin today, boys?

[Anonymous No.53247615]

>>53247550
>>53247556

[Scoopsicus, The Blackest & Most Gorillaest Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53247619]

>>53247592
877-CASHNOW
what a successful commercial.

[Anonymous No.53247622]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/us-will-dodge-recession-and-markets-will-rally-ariel-s-rogers-says/ar-AA16i092

[Anonymous No.53247630]

>>53247536
Consider sourcing emergency liquidity from the red man.

[Scoopsicus, The Blackest & Most Gorillaest Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53247631]

>>53247536
just learn to code, nigga

[Anonymous No.53247633]

>>53247353
i tried teaching a crptofag at work about stocks. he ignores all my advice. every morning he comes in and goes "i think will go down today" (hes esl) and when i ask him why he says because "gone up too long"
he's down 50%

[Scoopsicus, The Blackest & Most Gorillaest Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53247647]

>>53247630
>116% APR for 7 years
holy shit, they’re getting away with murder on that fucking deal

[Anonymous No.53247654]

I think it's all about dollar FX and has been since the 150 yen made the Japanese dump dollars. I think stocks will continue drifting up until the dollars starts strengthening again. At least for the near term.

[Anonymous No.53247656]

>>53247599
I did 200 burpees today, and that sucked. But I made some good money, and that's cool.

[Anonymous No.53247659]

>>53247630
>116% interest
how is this not illegal kek

[Anonymous No.53247660]

>>53247554
Gonna do this but calls

[Anonymous No.53247661]

>>53245747
>>53245931

What is your Job, where do you live (no need for specifics, just country/state, and if you live by yourself, with family/friends, etc), and what have you, yourself personally done to further your goal?

[Anonymous No.53247675]

>>53247647
>>53247659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9mhlRp8DzI&t=4s

[Anonymous No.53247677]

>>53247630
HEYO HAYA HEYO HAYA HEEEEEEEEY EEEEYE EEEY HAYA HAAAYYYOO

[Anonymous No.53247681]

Where’s the guy who said BBBY would pump at 7? Why is it not pumping????

[Anonymous No.53247685]

>>53247615
one of these days, I am going to have to make the mistake of asking smg for advice on how to pick apart these kinds of income funds. I am kind of biased against it because I have seen things like REITS and pipelines flirt with bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.53247700]

>>53247622
based soft landing confirm

[Anonymous No.53247713]

>>53246047
now you name one country that has a good life expectancy and has no poverty (notice i don't say a capitalistic one because mostly every single one is)

[Anonymous No.53247716]

>>53247700
>soft landing

[Anonymous No.53247752]

>>53247622
>trusting a nigger
yeah tomorrow is dump

[Anonymous No.53247755]

>>53247716
Ariel Rogers is a legit person that called the top and bottom for years now

[Anonymous No.53247763]

>>53246044
gas is dangerous for us. only our politician should be allowed to have gas stove/burner. True for BBQ coal too and true for gun too

[Scoopsicus, The Blackest & Most Gorillaest Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53247767]

>>53247659
looks like they got successfully sued:
https://youtu.be/4LSvmXxJ9LA

[Scoopsicus, The Blackest & Most Gorillaest Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53247785]

>>53247656
>200 burpees
you’re the dude with the burping onlyfans?

[Anonymous No.53247788]

Imagine not buying. Bears have had their time. If banks don’t show huge losses we fucking rally to ath

[Anonymous No.53247812]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53247819]

>>53247700
>double dubs
>not inversing niggers
ngmi, or the dawn of a new paradigm?

[Anonymous No.53247827]

What is the top of the SPX

[Anonymous No.53247839]

>>53247554
Dude it’s over. The markets going to new highs.
>but the economy
Nothing makes sense anymore. We’re like the retards that got btfo on spy puts in April 2020 and beyond.

[Anonymous No.53247847]

>>53247827
4k is what came to me in a dream

[Anonymous No.53247848]

>>53247383
so gambling in the stock market is what people do when they have so much money that they don't know what to do with it

[Anonymous No.53247852]

>>53247812
I now have to go the rest of my life pretending to myself that I never read this. thanks

[Anonymous No.53247863]

>>53247812
"girlfriend" is pic

[Anonymous No.53247938]

>>53247681
BBBY isn’t going to pump. There is no acquisition deal, GameStop is NOT going to buy BuyBuyBaby it’s all rumors started on Reddit. Sorry but there will be no short short squeeze. Ryan Cohen has done nothing the last 2 years. Look at the price of GameStop! It’s at a 52 week low. Both companies are going bankrupt. Don’t waste your money on “meme” stocks.

[Anonymous No.53247940]

I've been ignoring the equities markets in favor of cumming in anime. I think i will continue to do that until FOMC happens.

[Anonymous No.53247943]

>>53247536
>>53247592
https://voca.ro/1jVoRG15JMZx
>>53247631
But I already spent years learning to make audio shitposts on /prod/.

[Anonymous No.53247952]

>>53246022
What is your Job, where do you live (no need for specifics, just country/state, and if you live by yourself, with family/friends, etc), and what have you, yourself personally done to further your goal?

[Anonymous No.53247968]

Hello it’s your old pal the bloomberg anon.
Reminder that signature bank reports earnings on the 17th.
Put premiums are up despite market euphoria this week.
They’ve had their credit downgraded.
They’ve had their analyst outlook downgraded.
They will show at least $10b of deposit runoff.
They will show negative loan growth, or at minimum flat growth with negative outlook.
They have looming camels ratings issues related to AML/BSA.
They will have severe NIM compression.
They will have credit quality questions surrounding diminishing value of their CRE portfolio (90%+ of their mortgages)
They will have questions about their capital call loans since VC is dead.

[Anonymous No.53247992]

>>53245913
If bank earnings don't cause a blood bath tomorrow I'm unironically ending my shit

[Anonymous No.53247998]

>>53247968
I remember you, what will 1 (one) ATM put net me bought the 16th before close?

[Anonymous No.53248007]

So how does most of /smg/ trade? Do you to day trade? swing? options?
Between options and fututes I have 17 active postions which is a little too much but I just like to be doing shit eeveryday.

[Anonymous No.53248022]

>>53246628
>it's easy bro I just have to win the lottery
starting to realize I'm not the most retarded one here. it's a low bar but still a relief

[Anonymous No.53248023]

>>53248007
day trading is for subhumans, you should watch the market every day but you arent beating algos who scrape. ideally your trades should be 1 year longer or more, but with this volatility ive been trading for 2-3 months on average.

[Anonymous No.53248030]

>>53247998
I don’t know but you should buy March expiration tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53248040]

>>53248007
i swing options, 30-60 DTE. i usually sell much sooner though, especially when i'm at a profit. it's a hit or miss strategy but i've been getting more hits and profit than misses so can't complain. all i do is look for the big trend and go in when the small trend creates an oversold opening

i see good entries as much more important than good exits

[Anonymous No.53248059]

>>53247249
so they're no better than the plebbitors?

[Anonymous No.53248072]

>>53248007
Mostly long, stable positions, but I do like to day trade and swap for slow and steady returns while adding in. I usually toss in 100-200 bucks per paycheck to invest.

[Anonymous No.53248079]

>>53248007
Ideally you want to make very few trades that are very good. 5 really good trades that you can hold long term can really pay off. My only issue is that I'm not putting 5-6 figures into one trade. So I start with $500-$1000 on January 1st and try to average a 1% return a day. I've lost it all every year.

[Anonymous No.53248110]

>>53248023
if you do the right plays the algos can work for you. a year is a long time to wait and you miss out on all the gains of the chaotic market

[Anonymous No.53248127]

Yes hello why did the 10 yr crash so hard today? I would like to know if this is bullish thank you

[Anonymous No.53248135]

What's for dinner?

[Anonymous No.53248136]

>>53248110
sure man, let's see your gains of the chaotic market.

[Anonymous No.53248140]

>futures

uh oh someone made a stinky dump

[Anonymous No.53248158]

>>53248136
just one of my holdings is up almost 7% and growing. i can't wait a year if i want to buy next weeks food with trading gains

[Anonymous No.53248170]

>>53248007
I sell 30 to 60 DTE puts on QQQ. I like the liquidity, higher IV (than SPY), and volatility smirk. I roll for a net credit if the strike gets touched. I ladder out my sell points. And there are more specific details, especially in regards to the rolling and entry points. I've never had to purchase the underlying shares, but would be fine doing so.

[Anonymous No.53248174]

>>53248023
>bro just wait a year to get dumped on

[Anonymous No.53248175]

My boss let it slip in a team meeting that he has “big ideas” for where he wants to put me after we finish offshoring my current department.
I’m going to be office gay for pay assistant aren’t I

[Anonymous No.53248189]

>>53248174
>>53248158
ok and i held oil from 2020 to 2022 and made 400% gains with no trading. long term is the only way to invest, if you want to gamble go to the various shitcoin or memestock threads.

[Anonymous No.53248197]

>>53247536
It’s your money, use it when you need it!

[Anonymous No.53248204]

>>53248175
You better make sure the other higher ups like him. When someone in a distant has “big ideas” they are cancer. Decide if you’re in for the ride or you need to distance yourself

[Anonymous No.53248215]

>>53248204
In an office*
I’m drunk phone posting

[Anonymous No.53248225]

>>53248189
you could have more with trading. of course if you don't need it that is a working strategy too

[Anonymous No.53248227]

>>53248204
Meh, I don’t know the office politics, but he’s competent and I can do whatever they throw at me 100% so I might as well. I still have a year minimum here before I can take my experience elsewhere anyway

[Anonymous No.53248249]

My "Russia loses the war" play is up %15, thinking of allocating some of the money I have in energy longs to it.

[Anonymous No.53248254]

im angry i bought boomer stocks at the start of the year instead of actual stocks so now im only up cad$3k instead of $10k or $30k

payday was today, wonder if i should start buying riskier shit again

[Anonymous No.53248268]

>>53248225
>you could have more with trading
You know like 98% of day traders lose money in the long run right?

[Anonymous No.53248277]

If jerome Powell raises rates to 10% by 2024 i will draw him as gandalf the grey banishing the balrog of moria (labeled inflation)
With smg regulars as frodo, sam, boromir (baggie), aragorn, pippin, gimli (who will be rocker) legolas (scoops) and meriadock

[Anonymous No.53248300]

>>53248225
you have to be baiting lmao. it's near impossible to guess short term price movements and the majority of professional money managers cant beat the market

[Anonymous No.53248303]

So on the 19th boys, NFLX is projected to move 20 points upward off the ER.

Play both sides of the motherfucker. I guarantee volatility. The winning leg will pay for the loser

[Anonymous No.53248328]

>>53248268
i keep hearing about it. they have to be doing something wrong because you only lose when you sell and worst case you can just hold them for dividends. of course this assumes that you aren't a gambler with those silly shorts or buying companies you don't know anything about

[Anonymous No.53248345]

>>53248300
i see the mountain graphs and they are pretty damn reliable. once in a while it crashes but it always eventually comes back up

[Scoopsicus, The Blackest & Most Gorillaest Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53248350]

>>53247943
>/prod/
did you mean the text board called /prog/, or is this board from a different chan?

[Anonymous No.53248374]

>>53246942
Thanks niggers very cool

[Anonymous No.53248376]

>>53248007
I sell 2dte credit spreads on QQQ

[Anonymous No.53248388]

>>53246942
I have I think about $40 of reoccurring monthly charges that I haven’t bothered to cancel including a gym. $200 seems excessive

[Anonymous No.53248391]

>>53246942
That includes wifi and internet if you read the article.

[Scoopsicus, The Blackest & Most Gorillaest Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53248393]

>>53248277
>legolas (scoops)
so you’re gonna draw a nigger elf?

[Anonymous No.53248404]

>>53248135
https://youtu.be/NeNTztQ3S6g

[Scoopsicus, The Blackest & Most Gorillaest Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53248407]

>>53248277
RIP
still based af tho

[Anonymous No.53248412]

>>53248227
We had a manager once that came in with "big ideas" to. To put it bluntly; he was an ass clown, all his ideas were shat. Maybe they'd have worked in a different environment but not for us. All his "big ideas" ended up running off a lot of the old timers who you know actually knew what the hell they were doing. Eventually he got promoted (How I dunno). He did the same thing at his new position. He eventually got the boot once the new governor came in. But it did do something good. Due to the staff shortage I got promoted. Someone had to fill the quasi manager post. Since I was the only one left who had any seniority I got the nod. (Also me getting promoted was long overdue; the ass clown wouldn't dream of putting in the effort/paperwork to make it happen)

[Anonymous No.53248424]

> Logitech International
— The keyboard and mouse maker fell more than 16% after Logitech announced preliminary results that showed declining sales and earnings. For the quarter ending Dec. 31, Logitech said it expects net sales to be down more than 20% year over year in U.S. dollars. Operating income is projected to fall more than 30%. CEO Bracken Darrell said in statement that a slowdown in enterprise sales was partly to blame for the results.

[Anonymous No.53248426]

>>53246253
JEPICHADs literally can’t lose no matter the market conditions

[Anonymous No.53248453]

>>53248350
No, /prod/ is the least cancerous general on /mu/.

[Anonymous No.53248483]

>>53246689
Making medicine is expensive, and there are a near-infinite number of diseases that constantly mutate.

[Anonymous No.53248498]

Guys it's my birthday tomorrow don't crash the market pls

[Anonymous No.53248502]

>>53248059
Not really. This one PM I follow made a tweet saying the highs are in during the opening day of the new year, and now his shorts are almost underwater because of the rally.

[Anonymous No.53248545]

>>53247408
The SEC needs to threaten the cucks at Reddit to shut those subs down

[Anonymous No.53248554]

>>53248498
Best I can do is keep a specific sector from crashing. Any preferences?

[Anonymous No.53248563]

Anyone ever do a debt consolidation loan? Are there any lenders you would recommend? I know interest rates are high but I already have $7k in debt spread across 4 credit cards. 727 fico score

[Anonymous No.53248571]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53248573]

>>53247659
(((you know why anon)))

[Anonymous No.53248581]

>>53247847
shorting now wise man

[Anonymous No.53248590]

>>53248170
i really don't understand tech. how do i git gud at it?

[Anonymous No.53248606]

>>53246212
>the most unbreakable line in history

My puts are down about $1600 since I opened them and I'm not worried whatsoever.
Think of me when we're reaching the new lows, mumus.

[Anonymous No.53248607]

>>53248453
wow even the mom got thinner

[Anonymous No.53248635]

did kpop anon rope himself?

[Anonymous No.53248641]

>>53248606
>the most unbreakable line in history
wrong, faggot. so wrong.

[Anonymous No.53248648]

>>53248135
I had some fried pork with garlic, pepper and rosemary with some butternut squash.

[Anonymous No.53248696]

>>53247812
>futures

[Anonymous No.53248697]

>>53248641
>so wrong

We'll be back on that line when the Federal Reserve lowers interest rates, dickface.

[Anonymous No.53248717]

>>53248590
Tech and growth needs financing. Which means it goes up during low interest rate periods and QE. And generally outperforms the SP 500. It also gets hit the worst during QT.

[Anonymous No.53248723]

>>53248606
I bought NFLX puts way too early, kek, but I'm keeping them open and shorted today

[Anonymous No.53248727]

>>53248697
the derivative is already decreasing hehe guess you dont understand calculus like smart people (bulls)

[Anonymous No.53248747]

>>53247812
>>53248696
How much you wanna bet he was raised by a single parent

[Anonymous No.53248785]

>>53248727
>derivative

What derivative?
The FOMC is unanimous that it is going to win a game of chicken and keep rates above 5% for as long as possible until employment gets nearly as bad as the inflation problem. There was still pressure on wages in the inflation data this morning.
Do you have anything rational behind your thesis? The downward line drawn on ever high is because of the interest rates. It can probably be traced back to the reduction in M2 and reduction in the Federal Reserve's balance sheet.

[Anonymous No.53248788]

what puts to buy at open

[Anonymous No.53248795]

The stock market is bananas!
B A N A N A S

[Anonymous No.53248811]

>>53248788
what puts to sell at open

[Anonymous No.53248822]

>>53248795
That’s a man.

[Anonymous No.53248823]

Banks are going to beat estimates and rape bobo

[Anonymous No.53248830]

>>53248424
I'm still using the Logitech keyboard and mouse I bought 15 years ago. I wonder if they wrought them too good.

[Anonymous No.53248834]

>Mumus think we’ll cap a green week with a green friday before a long weekend on the tail of middling CPI and horrible earnings
Lol

[Anonymous No.53248853]

GRND released their financials today; bullish by the amount of gays I see these days

[Anonymous No.53248866]

>>53248723
We’re going to fill that first gap, anon

[Anonymous No.53248870]

>>53248785
rate of increase you beetle brained bobo YIKES!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53248883]

>>53248866
If that happens, I lose and will have to try again

[Anonymous No.53248903]

>>53248853
You ever meet a gay and you're shocked that they're a homo

Like this lawyer I worked with years ago was an incredibly gruff and tough looking old asian american man with a beard. sounded like smoked a pack a day. wouldn't ever guess this old man was gay

met his husband eventually

the old generation of gays were fine

didnt shove it in our faces

now they're different

quite uppity

[Anonymous No.53248927]

>>53248811
>what puts to sell at open

Spreads on the SPY. I used to mess with other options but you're just going to get fucked with low volume wide bid ask spreads and skewed valuations.
I opened pic related today.

[Anonymous No.53248937]

Piece of shit, at least have the dignity to dump while the market is open.

[Anonymous No.53248942]

>>53248883
Based preserverer.

[Anonymous No.53248944]

What are your favorite banks?

[Anonymous No.53248948]

>>53248937
What's this?

[Anonymous No.53248967]

New

>>53248963


>>53248963


>>53248963

[Anonymous No.53248972]

>>53248948
OUT

[Anonymous No.53248974]

Baking

[Anonymous No.53248985]

>>53248944
The ones that go bust.

[Anonymous No.53248996]

Baking

[Anonymous No.53249000]

>>53248903

I had a childhood friend come out and all I can think about is all the times we'd call him a fag in highschool.

[Anonymous No.53249042]

>>53248696
lmao

[Anonymous No.53249668]

>>53247311
Ahem, it’s because the manager put the wrong date on your wire. Sorry anon, I’m telling you this from first hand experience