Forget the van life

[Anonymous No.53245492]

Go sailboat life

>No rent
>No neighbors
>When shtf you pack up and move to another continent
>Fish everywhere outside of your house
>Banging tanned thots who want to "find themselves" back to my cabin
>Sticking kekistan flags in each uninhabited island you bump into

A half decent small yacht starts about $10,000 and another 10k for annual expenses.

What is stopping you from becoming a real life pirate?

[Anonymous No.53245952]

>>53245492
is that boat mexican?

[Anonymous No.53245968]

>>53245952
Spic class A

You know it ese

[Anonymous No.53245984]

>>53245492
Absolutely based. One of my pipe dream make it plans. Would want a hardy wrench for the ocean trips.

[Anonymous No.53245985]

>>53245492
You still have to pay for mooring fees. It's basically rent.

[Anonymous No.53245995]

>>53245492
>sinking
>drowning
>raped by pirates

[Anonymous No.53246039]

>>53245492
>>Sticking kekistan flags in each uninhabited island you bump into
This thread was made by a underage /pol/tard teen you have to go back >>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.53246068]

>>53246039
Post your hair.

[Anonymous No.53246070]

>>53245985
>You can't do this, because you have to follow the rules

There are always plenty of free spots to lay anchor anon. Greece, Indonesia, Thailand etc have so many uninhabitable islands to hang out.

[Anonymous No.53246107]

>>53246068
Go back >>>/pol/teen

[Anonymous No.53246142]

>>53246070
mooring fees will eventually reach you.

[Anonymous No.53246146]

>>53246039

[Anonymous No.53246181]

>Go sailboat life
>>No rent
>>No neighbors
>>When shtf you pack up and move to another continent
>>Fish everywhere outside of your house
>>Banging tanned thots who want to "find themselves" back to my cabin
>>Sticking kekistan flags in each uninhabited island you bump into
>A half decent small yacht starts about $10,000 and another 10k for annual expenses.
>What is stopping you from becoming a real life pirate?

[Anonymous No.53246193]

>>53246142
You're right. I better sell my yacht and go pay 1200$ a month for a shoebox instead of paying horrendous mooring fees of a few bucks per night in a worse case scenario

[Anonymous No.53246211]

>>53245492
it's less than that annually to maintain but it's the biggest pain in the ass. anti-fouling paint is fucking wretched. also you'd need something bigger than 30 foot if you plan to live on it.
>>53246070
how are you going to get there? sailing across the globe with no exper- ah, this is a retarded larp.

[Anonymous No.53246228]

The one major benefit a boat has over a car is the fact that you can shit and piss literally anywhere, and always have access to water (easy to desalinate seawater).

[Anonymous No.53246239]

>>53245492
I get sea sick

[Anonymous No.53246301]

in my opinion if you live in a gay country like britain, australia, similarly tyranical states, like canada, there is no reason to not boatmax and just get off that patch of dirt

I live in the united states where atleast there are some benefits associated with it, otherwise yes, boat sailing life is incredible

[Anonymous No.53246319]

>>53245995
>Sinking
There is always a risk, I will be the last to admit there isn't any risk to this way of living. With the same logic that you can die in a house fire, a car/plane crash or any of the other things one can succumb to.
>Drowning
Read the above and grow some hair on your chest
>Raped by pirates
The closest I got nearby pirates was in this Cypriot pirates of the Carribbean knock off restaurant. The most dangerous confrontations I had were ashore

[Anonymous No.53246332]

>>53246228
>easy to desalinate seawater
is it? I thought reverse osmosis used loads of energy for a small yield? how could you realistically do that on a boat?

[Anonymous No.53246349]

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