/SMG/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53237883]

Fuck Bears edition

[Anonymous No.53237895]

>CPI is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>CPI is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market pumps
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market crashes
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023

Reminder that CPI doesn't matter and the Fed will hike until there is pain

[Anonymous No.53237906]

Pretty gay image desu op.

[Anonymous No.53237909]

CrabCHADS always win

[Anonymous No.53237910]

So is the golden bull run started? cuz this looks like an abortion

[Anonymous No.53237913]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlr2ZMTc52E

PULL UP WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.53237918]

WHY ITS DUMPING

[Anonymous No.53237919]

GIVE ME BACK MY GAINS!

[Anonymous No.53237921]

>>53237883
What happening

[Anonymous No.53237922]

>this market

[Anonymous No.53237930]

max pain

[Anonymous No.53237934]

>>53237883
core CPI rising is bad for le pivot because in the last meeting's minutes a major concern was CPI becoming detached from projections and lasting longer term. it's over, bros.

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53237935]

DONT
FIGHT
THE
FED

[Anonymous No.53237937]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53237938]

>>53237895
True. choppy today, dump tomorrow, GOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53237939]

What a fucking rugpull

[Anonymous No.53237942]

I will probably cry if natgas pops to 4.07 today

[they fucked my options No.53237947]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

[Anonymous No.53237952]

I HATE CRABS

[Anonymous No.53237953]

>>53237935
Dont fight muh dick

[Anonymous No.53237955]

I know it makes sense to see a bit of selling after two weeks of green but is it not absurd for the market to take tenths-of-a-percent differences as catastrophes? Men's clothing cost 0.1% more in December and we need to sell billions worth of equities? Lol

[Anonymous No.53237956]

BUT MUH EGGS

[Anonymous No.53237959]

>>53237913
RETARD
RETARD
RETARD

[Anonymous No.53237963]

>>53237922
>>this market
the only possible way i wouldve lost money with my beautiful hedging is with a crab
and it crabbed

[Anonymous No.53237969]

>>53237947

[Anonymous No.53237972]

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53237975]

Well that was an easy 5 grand, what's next?

[It’s over No.53237976]

It’s over

[Anonymous No.53237982]

>>53237942
>natgas
>makes monies
Stop dreaming anon.

[Anonymous No.53237984]

schizo

[Anonymous No.53237986]

>>53237910
BBBY is still pumping, to my suprise. Don't regret selling it though, too easy to get caught bagholding, i made a small profit, that's enough

[Anonymous No.53237988]

Apologize NOW!

[Anonymous No.53237989]

>>53237955
Pork is down 0.2%. PAY ATTENTION TO THE IMPORTANT PARTS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

[Anonymous No.53237996]

This is the perfect day. My only core position I hold is INTC. Been able to sell a few good calls in the last couple of days. Now, the rest of my position is entirely SPXS. Watching INTC fall in a straight line and SPXS rise in a straight line is very satisfying. Can’t wait to liquidate and buy some more cheap intel. This is my blogpost and seethe at my $7000 boxes

[Anonymous No.53238002]

uh SOXL bros?

[Anonymous No.53238004]

Tesla is the greatest company to exist. I invested $15 million into Tesla at $540 per share and holding strong. I’m down $12 million and doubling down. I mortgaged my house and convinced my parents to dump their life saving retirement in the stock today. Price target is $2,000.

There are 7.8 billion people in the world. If each one of them bought a $80,000 Tesla that equals $626,960,000,000,000 in revenues. Tesla can easily take 100% of the car market share. Multi-trillion valuation baby. Shorts are going to get squeezed so freaking hard.

Tesla market cap in 2025 will be worth more than the US GDP and China GDP combined. Get ready longs. Tesla is the King stock. No better company to ever exist.

Put your kids college fund into Tesla and thank me 3 months from now.

[Anonymous No.53238007]

Initiate pump protocol in 2 minutes.

We are at the low futures reached off of CPI.

[Anonymous No.53238012]

if nvda doesn't drop below 150 today I'm buying 100 shares, this market is so utterly fucking retarded that I legitimately believe in the melt up at this point.

[Anonymous No.53238014]

>>53237982
Theres a slim chance, very very slim, gas storage can ruin the entire day though

[Anonymous No.53238018]

>>53237975
18% gain, very nice

[Anonymous No.53238022]

Going almost as predicted.CPI report was a bit better than expected so that's why it spx jumped all the way to 4K but in the end it doesn't mean much overall

[Anonymous No.53238023]

So I guess I found a new way faggot bitch ass market makers can scam you out of money. Implied volatility. Fuck you bitch ass motherfucker I could have sold yesterday for solid gains. Market open 2 bucks higher and I'm instantly down 2k. Guess the ((people)) selling options yesterday made bank from implied volatility.

[Anonymous No.53238025]

check DXY lmao. more volatile than a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.53238026]

Lmao what the absolute fuck is this shit? OH NOOOOO MY SHIRTS COST $10.01 INSTEAD OF $10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>53237996
I just don't believe that there's $7000 worth of material/labor in that box. It seems like an insane markup.

[Anonymous No.53238030]

I bought into SQQQ at open at $47.39/share
When do I exit bros? Right now? It's at $48.75/share

[Anonymous No.53238031]

That was a pretty violent rejection at the trend line huh

[Anonymous No.53238033]

>amazing news
>"UHH YEAH I THINK I'LL SELL HERE!"
Makes 0 fucking sense. This has to be a scam wick. Literally why sell?

[Anonymous No.53238038]

Reddit and liberals blown the fuck out again
LETS GO BRANDON

[Anonymous No.53238052]

>>53237996
BoxBro in every thread with his fucking boxes.

[Anonymous No.53238051]

>>53238033
Dump into biden speech then we pump

[Anonymous No.53238056]

>>53238030
...and it's over $49 now, lmao
I AM A GOLDEN GOD

[Anonymous No.53238058]

>>53238023
STOP _ BUYING _ OPTIONS

[Anonymous No.53238063]

>>53238022
It was not better than expected, consensus was actually split between 6.4 and 6.5 and the market was overbought going into the announcement.

[Anonymous No.53238064]

>>53238051
When does his senile ass talk?

[Anonymous No.53238066]

>>53238031
>that pic

a basis point is 0.01%. it's a more accurate term. if you say "X was up 1 point" people don't know if it's 0.01% or 1%. This can make a heug difference when it comes to financial markets. Because "Basis Point" is also a bit wordy, it was thus shortened to "bips"

dunno what that schizo pic was insinuating

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53238069]

>>53238033
>slightly less really bad news
>herr derr buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.53238070]

Perfectly healthy and normal market movements kek

[Anonymous No.53238071]

>>53237988
Sorry senpai, I got heemed today. But seeing implied volatility is what fucked me, even if I had puts they still would've lost value.

[Anonymous No.53238072]

>>53238026
It is an insane markups but they pay it willingly and it’s hard to break into our market. Go ahead and call up your local water treatment plant and ask if they need anything built. Last week my boss sold 4 pumps for $56,000. He bought the pumps for $21,000. The thing about metering pump makers is that they don’t sell to anyone. You need to be on a list of approved vendors. We’re on that list. The pumps came in one day and we instantly shipped them out that same day. It’s just the way it is

[Anonymous No.53238074]

>perfect CPI numbers
>red day

bros .. why?

[Anonymous No.53238075]

>>53238058
this honestly, optionsfags are all retarded

[Anonymous No.53238076]

>this market

[Anonymous No.53238077]

>CPI report is pretty much neutral
>WHEW BUDDY I BETTER SELL A BILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF NVDA
Lol wut? What the fuck does ANY of this data have to do with NVDA?

inb4 some faggot jumps on NVDA - I could say any other ticker, it's just the most obvious

[Anonymous No.53238081]

>>53238051
When is the speech?

[Anonymous No.53238083]

Almost panic sold it all there

[Anonymous No.53238088]

>>53238058
Continue buying options just learn when the fuck to sell and don't be retarded.
I closed my 1/20 $250 MSFT yesterday at 3:59 PM. Just be smart when the market is making obvious moves.

[Anonymous No.53238090]

I market bought TQQQ at open. plz end me

[Anonymous No.53238091]

>>53238083
How much in the red?

[Anonymous No.53238100]

> only down -0.6%

Is that all you got?

[Anonymous No.53238102]

>>53238031
your image is misguided
>A percentage point (or percent point) is the unit for the arithmetic difference of two percentages. For example, climbing from 20 percent to 25 percent indicates a 5 percentage points increase, but a 25-percent increase (or percentage difference) the given values
when you say a percentage point it is vague, and not descriptive of the movement in yields
eg. I could say
>bond yields moved up 5 percentage points
you wouldn't know what I meant - am I saying that they went up 5% relative, like 5% of 3.500 meaning it went up 0.175%, or are you saying 5%, or are you saying 0.05%?
when you say 5 basis points, you know that it was 0.05% without any ambiguity

[Anonymous No.53238105]

SUCK MY NUTS MUMU FUCKING SHITS

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53238106]

CPI rising over 6% is bearish you dumb fucks

[Anonymous No.53238108]

>>53238072
I mean that's fine but "that's just how it works" is the worst reason for something to be marked up to such a ridiculous degree. Shit like that is probably happening EVERYWHERE and retards wonder why we're seeing "inflation" but they won't call it price gouging.

[Anonymous No.53238111]

imagine how much fucking worse it's gonna get when earnings come in shit, and everything has to be revised further down lmao

[Anonymous No.53238112]

>>53237895
>Fed will hike until there is pain
The fed will hold after another 25 bps hike. They dont need to keep rising, they can just keep it there and let it work its way through stuff.

[Anonymous No.53238115]

People are publicly flushing their money down this toilet.

[Anonymous No.53238120]

>>53238074
Market was green all week
Learn what "pricing in" means
That CPI number needed to be ice cold to get whatever mystical pump you were waiting for

[Anonymous No.53238126]

>>53238014
I'd say the chance of storage report screwing shit up is more than slim. Estimates are wild, from +11 to -73bcf. Pretty much doesn't matter what number it is, it's gonna go nuts.

[Anonymous No.53238128]

>>53238074
>perfect CPI numbers
lol

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53238131]

Fed will raise 50bps

[Anonymous No.53238132]

BIL chads we gaan

[Anonymous No.53238135]

>>53238069
Whats in your portfolio these days ?

[Anonymous No.53238137]

I'm exiting my $30k SQQQ position with a ~4.2% gain in 21 minutes. Noice

[they fucked my options No.53238138]

>>53238106
good thing the print was lower

[Anonymous No.53238140]

i swear i could drop a quarter and not guess which direction i'd go right

[Anonymous No.53238139]

barkin came out today and said they were going with 25, but keep coping

[Anonymous No.53238146]

>>53238090
>>53238137

Wait for 2 days anon. I boughted BOIL and UCO couple days back and I felt ill until it was back to green.

[Anonymous No.53238147]

>>53238112
>They dont need to keep rising, they can just keep it there and let it work its way through stuff.

HOLY SHIT THESE PEOPLE ARE REAL!

[Anonymous No.53238149]

Where is that perma bull reddit faggot that refuses to acknowledge reality. I want to see what he says about today.

[Anonymous No.53238150]

>mumus silent
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.53238151]

>>53238077
bears literally seething

[Anonymous No.53238152]

>>53238120
Lol! I love how the goalposts have now shifted from "we need to at least see inflation staying neutral" to "we need it to be ice cold!!"

[Anonymous No.53238156]

>>53238132
how does this help BIL? I have $61k in it right now (yes I'm retarded)

[Anonymous No.53238157]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.53238160]

>>53238108
That’s how companies make money. Do you think it costs McDonald’s $2.29 to make a McDouble? It probably costs them .10.

[Anonymous No.53238162]

BOBO ARE YOU OK

[Anonymous No.53238163]

>>53237996
Your trash can needs a trash bag. Weren't you doing some plumbing projects for equipment for water treatment plants too?

[Anonymous No.53238167]

Divination based forecasts are bullish. This can still turn around guys.

[Anonymous No.53238173]

> buy put fag

Yes the bottom is in

[Anonymous No.53238179]

Imagine selling anything on this news today.
Imagine buying anything on this news today.

[Anonymous No.53238178]

Bullbros, I think we might be in a bulltrap!

[Anonymous No.53238180]

>>53238147
Why would they need to keep raising? We've had some cpi come down so far. If they keep going theyll over correct. Keeping it at 5% or so will have it all wrapped up by end of year.

[Anonymous No.53238183]

>>53238074
>market anticipates <= 6.4% CPI pump
>pumps in anticipation like the market equivalent of opening your presents before xmas
>why is it not pumping higher
gee I don't know

[Anonymous No.53238185]

>>53238152
Do you understand how the market works? Do you understand market psychology? No wonder all you do is lose money lmfao.

[Anonymous No.53238186]

>>53238149
something about no news

[Anonymous No.53238192]

>>53238139
when will you realize inflation doesn't matter, the Fed raising rates by 25 vs 50 doesn't matter
does the Fed raising by 25 make the recession for the next 6 months less severe?
no - we already having shit hit the fan
them raising by 25 instead of 50 will not inject more money into corporate earnings
it will not prevent layoffs, it will not prevent loan delinquencies, it will not prevent sharp declines in corporate revenues
>recession
>recession
>recession

[Anonymous No.53238193]

FUCK I'M BACK TO LOWS NOT SEEN SINCE TUESDAY

[Anonymous No.53238197]

>>53238167
Forgot the link.
https://snforecasts.substack.com/p/spxes-precog-forecasts-for-11223

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53238198]

>CPI crazy high
>unemployment crashing
>fed wants rates 3% higher
>fed hates wealth effect of rising stocks and property
Hmm think I will buy

[Anonymous No.53238199]

Core CPI (sticky)

is up

[they fucked my options No.53238209]

you didn't get hooked did you anon?

[Anonymous No.53238212]

>>53238152
because the market shifted the goalposts by expecting higher and therefore pumping in expectations of a lower CPI

[Anonymous No.53238219]

I don't think you retarded mumu's understand the market was pricing in a bullish cpi, and a 25 bps hike next meeting for the past two weeks when we rallied. It's almost perfect that we sold off right at the resistance of the trendline.

[Anonymous No.53238222]

>>53238160
Yeah the point is that the people at the top of these companies are making shit tons of money, because they're gouging the shit out of everyone. Sure, mark it up 100% so you make enough profit to stay in business. But marking it up 1000% of the production costs? That's unironically causing some of the economic problems in the world

[Anonymous No.53238227]

are they gonna dump on every cpi after running up in premarket from now on

[Anonymous No.53238230]

>>53238156
>yes I'm retarded
I'm the guy that helped you decide to buy BIL and VGSH. No you're not retarded you made the right choice. VGSH has been doing great.
>how does this help BIL?
Honestly I'm a bit confused myself how BIL prices in short duration yield fluctuations. But the line is going up so that's good.

[Anonymous No.53238235]

>>53238198
>fed hates wealth effect of rising stocks and property
You vill own nothing. You vill eat ze bugs. You vill be happy

[Anonymous No.53238244]

>>53238230
I love you baby gurl
I didn't buy VGSH with the extra $30k of dry powder, but deployed it into SQQQ this morning and made $1.4k in 15 minutes lol

[Anonymous No.53238245]

Here, I managed to find a pic of one of my old boxes out in the wild.

[Anonymous No.53238249]

>>53238149
>>53238186
ah yes the broke SOXL baggie. I think I can fill in for him, ahem:
>You bears don't have an explanation for why the market is going down, this is manipulation, CPI was as expected therefore it shouldn't have gone down, it's like no news whatsoever and yet line still moved, waah waah a bloo bloo bloo

[Anonymous No.53238251]

>>53238112
>Postulates retard zoomer opinion
>Posts meme mocking broccoli heads
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.53238255]

Wells Fargo bros, we back.

[Anonymous No.53238262]

>>53238245
Look at it all grown up.

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53238275]

Stocks will go down. Forever. Because of this

[Anonymous No.53238277]

>>53238051
dump into biden speech then dump even more*

[Anonymous No.53238284]

>small caps: slurped
>blanket: comfy

[they fucked my options No.53238287]

max pain

[Anonymous No.53238293]

>>53238275
holy schizo

[Anonymous No.53238299]

The reserve federalistas are communists who hate rich people and freedom.

[Anonymous No.53238303]

BIDEN SPEECH LINK?

[Anonymous No.53238305]

>>53238249
>>53238186
>>53238149
You guys are weird as fuck about this. Your irrational acceptance of the market making insane moves on quite literally no new publicly available information will bite you in the ass but okay, go for it fags. See you when you're whining about the market going up on no news lol.

[Anonymous No.53238307]

Intel chads. Has God turned His face away from us?

[Anonymous No.53238309]

>>53238275
>fundamentally change human nature
It will work on the bugmen but not most people.

[Anonymous No.53238311]

>>53238275
just don't eat the fucking bugs, ok?

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53238318]

People invest in stocks because of growth in the global population.

If that growth goes away, there is no reason to ever invest, ever again

[Anonymous No.53238319]

>>53238245
tell me about the boxes

[Anonymous No.53238320]

>>53238303
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

[Anonymous No.53238323]

>>53238180
The numbers they are giving us are not real- just like how they changed the definition of recession.

Jobs and pay will need to be crushed before we even look at stopping hikes... That has only started in the Tech industry so far- and they are always the first to get hit. The days of interest free money are gone.
Cheers

[Anonymous No.53238325]

Is it too late to become an oil Barron? Is it as simple as going long GUSH

[Anonymous No.53238330]

>>53238275
I'm finna need you to take your full dose bro

[Anonymous No.53238332]

IIIIIIIIII DON'T WANNA BE
ANYTHING
OTHER THAN
WHAT I'VE BEEN
TRYIN'A BE LATELY

[Anonymous No.53238335]

>>53238307
Wdym it's stronger than es em ech rn

[Anonymous No.53238339]

>>53238318
don't jinx everything you nigger

[Anonymous No.53238343]

>>53238245
This is kind of cool anon but this is a stock market thread, what kind of business are you in?

[they fucked my options No.53238344]

>>53238305
no new anon you're worse than baggie, there was news this morning retard

[Anonymous No.53238345]

Making a couple grand in 15 minutes IS EXHILIRATING MY NIGGIES

[Anonymous No.53238350]

How can we see if mirrors aren't real?

[Anonymous No.53238352]

FUCK BOTH SIDES LMAOOOO

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53238362]

Have you not noticed people are dropping like flies? Do you think that is good for stocks?

[Anonymous No.53238364]

>>53238325
It's too late to become a baron at this point, but perhaps you can still become an oil fief.

[Anonymous No.53238366]

oh no it's healing

[Anonymous No.53238371]

>>53238345
>t. new gambling addiction

[Anonymous No.53238374]

Alright bobo youve had your fun

Now its time for green day

[Anonymous No.53238376]

Biden: Inflation is low, vote for me, soft ride

[Anonymous No.53238378]

>>53238362
More resources per capita. Incredibly bullish.

[Anonymous No.53238383]

>>53238305
there he is lmao. How is us accepting the chaotic nature of the market going to bite us in the ass? You're the one losing what little money you had on SOXL because you're too retarded to understand why stocks that pumped on QE and ZIRP would go back the other way once QE and ZIRP are gone.

[Anonymous No.53238384]

>>53238325
You can still become a gold baron.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53238386]

Why is it recovering? Isn't Biden supposed to have a heart attack on live tv today from his covid shot?

[Anonymous No.53238390]

Where Biden?

[Anonymous No.53238392]

I'll keep being bearish until every single one of these unprofitable shitco's go to zero and are delisted. Only then can capitalism heal

[Anonymous No.53238397]

BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDER RATES TO 0%
>BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDER RATES TO 0%
BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDER RATES TO 0%
>BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDER RATES TO 0%
BIDEN EXECUTIVE ORDER RATES TO 0%\

HOLY FUCK BUY EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.53238398]

You know what really niggers my rickle? How every stock, how the entire market, decides to rally/dump at the stroke of that clock these jews just aren't creative

[Anonymous No.53238402]

>>53238397
The President doesn't have the authority to do this.

[Anonymous No.53238404]

>>53238392
Accurate but delusional. This is clown world sir.

[Anonymous No.53238405]

>>53238251
>retard zoomer opinion
>fed hikes one more 25 bps and leaves it flat
>tards on biz: nooooo why are they getting away with it??!?!
Come on dude. The fed is done soon. Look at bond markets.
>>53238323
>Jobs and pay will need to be crushed before we even look at stopping hikes.
No. The rate hikes still exert pressure on financing at 5%. They dont need to keep raising it to get more effects.

[Anonymous No.53238406]

I DONT WANNA BE
I DONT WANNA BE ME
I DONT WANNA BE
ME ANYMOOORE

[Anonymous No.53238417]

high inflation needer, misery profiter, market shorter, pants sharter chud bros...

[Anonymous No.53238418]

>BBBY

what the fuck is going on.

[Anonymous No.53238419]

BOBOOOOOOOOS

[Anonymous No.53238423]

>>53238374

[Anonymous No.53238425]

>>53238344
Yeah and the news isn't catastrophically bearish, despite how bears are acting. I'm just asking for someone to demonstrate in reasonable terms why CPI data indicating that men's clothing was 0.1% higher a month ago is somehow bearish enough that TSLA and NVDA sell off as if they aren't doing legitimately good business. And again, those are just two of the most obvious tickers.

[Anonymous No.53238427]

>>53238345
Wait till you lose 10k in 15 seconds

[Anonymous No.53238432]

lol lmao

[they fucked my options No.53238435]

>>53238398

[Anonymous No.53238437]

>>53238345
>make 17k in a mo doing fuck all

[Anonymous No.53238439]

>>53238344
yeah he's my least favorite poster of all

[Anonymous No.53238444]

>>53238405
then why is unemployment falling?

What will happen when household credit and savings are so far away from eachother that they cant see each other anymore?

[Anonymous No.53238443]

>>53238383
I literally have not lost any money but keep this weird shit up I guess?

[Anonymous No.53238448]

>this recovery
Exactly. Everyone understood this sell off was for nothing.

Why fight it? Market says we're going up. Get on the fucking train. Stop waiting for a crash that will never come.

[Anonymous No.53238452]

MOTHER


TELL YOUR CHILDREN NOT TO WALK MY WAY

[Anonymous No.53238454]

>>53238444
People have savings?

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53238455]

People are dropping dead from the vaccine. It gets worse every day. These people probably own assets that are dumped onto the market and spread among heirs

[Anonymous No.53238460]

>>53238091
I would have been up like $38 if I sold at the bottom

[Anonymous No.53238461]

>>53238325
wait a month to slurp GUSH

[Anonymous No.53238466]

Fed futures are pricing in rate hikes under 25 bps now LMAO

BEARS ARE FUCKED HAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.53238467]

>>53238425
>Shelter prices and core CPI less energy services (some calling it supercore) were up 0.6% on the month
this is bearish
it is also bearish that we are seeing demand destruction in energy without it affecting core

[Anonymous No.53238468]

I bought the top, as I so often do.

[Anonymous No.53238471]

>>53238435
How about you go suck some dick, namefag
You probably support the Ukrainians

[Anonymous No.53238472]

>>53238444
>then why is unemployment falling?
Because a million people died of covid, and a million people are still sick with covid. Of course theyre removed from the workforce. So unemployment will keep falling for a while. The interest rates have a delayed effect. They wont keep rising until they know they need to. Theyll let it sit for a while.

[Anonymous No.53238474]

>>53238455
That's actually a good thing. Bullish.

[Anonymous No.53238476]

Why can't this faggot ass market stay still for 10 seconds? What retarded MM's we have running this shit show

[Anonymous No.53238482]

>>53238417
If spx runs up again to 4K,we short it again,it's that easy literally free money

[Anonymous No.53238483]

>>53238454
Only boomers.

[Anonymous No.53238485]

>>53238476
GOTTA JEW FAST

[Anonymous No.53238488]

>>53238448
Next week and this week are earnings, we'll see. Fed's anyway not gonna pivot.

[Anonymous No.53238489]

>>53238467
Have you missed every other time where they revise the data and it's suddenly a humongous nothingburger?

[Anonymous No.53238491]

Top G bros...

[they fucked my options No.53238495]

>>53238455
people have heart attacks for plenty of reasons

[Anonymous No.53238500]

>>53238482
Sure, but if you do that be sure that you won't get margin called if it goes up to 4400, just to be safe.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53238502]

>>53238482
i bought my puts at the bottom today. it's over

[Anonymous No.53238507]

>>53238495
Wow, do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.53238511]

>>53238471
>You probably support the Ukrainians
Only retards support Russia. Ukraine will be good for business and my stocks.

[Anonymous No.53238514]

>>53238491
lmao

[Anonymous No.53238515]

>>53238491
I can't imagine what's worse, a romanian prison or a romanian hospital.

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53238521]

>>53238495
THIS IS MEGA BEARISH

[Anonymous No.53238522]

BOBROS WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.53238523]

>>53238491
Bottom G soon

[they fucked my options No.53238527]

>>53238471
oh looks it's you
>>53238507
hotdogs only come in a can in europoor countries

[Anonymous No.53238529]

Hey bears don't check the charts.....

[Anonymous No.53238531]

>>53238502
I executed on my SQQQ strategy I was talking about yesterday. Bought it at open, sold 20 minutes later, made 4.2% or w/e. SWAAAAAG

[Anonymous No.53238533]

>>53238418
Classic pump and dump
They know retail meme fucks won't be able to resist buying more

[Anonymous No.53238534]

>>53238491
kek aids related

[Anonymous No.53238535]

>>53238511
I see why you're so easily triggered. We've got a retard here.

[Anonymous No.53238539]

U N D E R B O U G H T
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D
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R
B
O
U
G
H
T

[Anonymous No.53238543]

The day isn't over until everyone is dead from whiplash.

[Anonymous No.53238545]

WHAT A RIDE
WOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53238548]

>>53238507
you too poor to eat this good

[Anonymous No.53238551]

Kek this beartrap . BEARS GOT BTFO YET AGAIN . WHEN BUY PUTS FAG APPEARED FROM NOWHERE, THE BOTTOM IS IN!

[Anonymous No.53238552]

>>53238502
You caused the bottom anon. Stop playing in their game

[Anonymous No.53238554]

>>53238507
Yes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slaov-G2H20

>>53238491
kek

[Anonymous No.53238557]

>>53238491

matrix got him.

[Anonymous No.53238559]

Really well played by market makers this morning. Standard up down up down fill smart traders orders taking money from the dumb ones. Initial balance likely set in now the mean reverting algos take over for the day.

[Anonymous No.53238560]

>Market doesn’t want to do anything today

[Anonymous No.53238563]

>>53238539
undersold
overcrabbed
appropriately held

[they fucked my options No.53238564]

>>53238521
shrimp crab lobsters all got that shit in it

[Anonymous No.53238566]

>>53238507
its german television (meaning fake) I'm afraight. But yeah, could be any western country at this point. If you're reading this and you're morbidly obese: Fuck yourself, go the the gym

[Anonymous No.53238570]

Aww shit! here we go again!

[Anonymous No.53238574]

THE FUCK I GOT UP TO TAKE A PISS AND GET MORE COFFEE WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK

[Anonymous No.53238577]

>>53238511
Only retards give a fuck about either side.

[Anonymous No.53238582]

>>53238557
>tfw you'll never eat matrix steak, after selling out your homies
At least the meltup is commencing, right??

[Anonymous No.53238586]

Holy fuck the BUY PUTS NOW meme a actually true. He showed back up and the bottom is officially in. Loading up on TQQQ calls now.

[Anonymous No.53238588]

>>53238559
in english, doc

[Anonymous No.53238587]

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[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53238592]

>>53238564
The vax companies made tens of billions of doses in a short period by using one of the most abundant and cheap compounds on the planet

[Anonymous No.53238594]

>>53238577
True. But i do know ukraine will be a better investment than russia.
>natty gas
>cheap labor
>usa burger bases
>more weapons deals
Bullish for us spending.

[Anonymous No.53238596]

>market pumping just in time for Biden
Kek
This is pure market manipulation

[Anonymous No.53238602]

up and down up and down up and down

[Anonymous No.53238603]

>>53238596
Wasn't Boden supposed to start 15 minutes ago?

[Anonymous No.53238608]

>>53238596
The problem is that as soon as this honorary kike opens his mouth it will dump

[they fucked my options No.53238607]

>>53238592
jealous of the gains? or still salty from the mask days?

[Anonymous No.53238610]

holy shit tsm

[Anonymous No.53238612]

>>53238586
He showed back up last friday and the nasdaq went on pump mode . He is litteraly a bull SIGNAL

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53238617]

>Queen dies
>Charles dies 2 months later
Safe and effective, England!

[Anonymous No.53238622]

>>53238603
Changing his diaper.

[Anonymous No.53238623]

>>53238596
>>53238612
Now the real question is if he's just a troll or actual retard doomer.

[Anonymous No.53238624]

>>53238596
Ah I finally get why TMC is pumping. They probably expect him to funnel a gorillion dollars into domestic chips or something. If not, then soxl will dump

[Anonymous No.53238628]

>>53238617
S

[Anonymous No.53238633]

Nat gas bros, 10 minutes before your stop is triggered.
https://ir.eia.gov/ngs/ngs.html

[Anonymous No.53238637]

WTF HIDDEN MUMU CROUCHING BULL!

[Anonymous No.53238639]

>>53238612
This dumb little Maori sweet potato farmer namefaggot finna make me rich

[Anonymous No.53238641]

>>53238521
Literally no one care dude, you are a laughing stock in real life and in this retarded thread

[Anonymous No.53238642]

>>53237883
>Bought the COIN dip.
COIN Chads rise up. We will hit $45+.

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53238644]

Pfizer and Moderna going to zero

[Anonymous No.53238653]

>>53238639
OSHA here: that looks like a clear safety violation.

[Anonymous No.53238657]

>>53238644
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53238658]

DISisters...
We're going to Disneyworld!

[Anonymous No.53238660]

>>53238644
This is good and bullish. We are healing.

[Anonymous No.53238664]

>>53238642
COIN Chad here, cost basis $333. Not selling

[Anonymous No.53238668]

bulls about to get heemed. Finally got the VIX/DXY capitulation

[Anonymous No.53238673]

>>53238664
Based exit liquidity provider

[Anonymous No.53238679]

>>53238658
Anyone without a fat stack of DIS at this point is literally brain dead.

[Anonymous No.53238681]

How to convert money into gay sex?

[Anonymous No.53238680]

>>53238644

[Anonymous No.53238682]

>>53238664

[Anonymous No.53238684]

>rejects off open

[Anonymous No.53238688]

>>53238658
!!!

[Anonymous No.53238701]

>>53238644
Based

[Anonymous No.53238702]

>>53238673
I'm like the gambler at the casino that the manager determines deserves a free steak dinner.
>Thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.53238703]

>>53238653
TO: OSHA Agent
FROM: OSHA HQ

Due to stakeholder concerns you have been let go of your position here at OSHA due to concerning safety reports originating from you. Please make sure you show proof of your COVID-19 mRNA booster before collecting your things and qualifying for your severance.

[Anonymous No.53238708]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeAEdU4p5Cg&t=150

[they fucked my options No.53238712]

what a shit show, need grim reaper earnings or meltup until jpow claps us feb 1st

[Anonymous No.53238713]

FCX
>FCX
FCX
>FCX
FCX
>FCX

[Anonymous No.53238716]

I'm shorting and support Ukraine

[Anonymous No.53238721]

ok fags, tell me, will we pump next week?

[Anonymous No.53238726]

possible scenario?

[Anonymous No.53238728]

>>53238712
>Friday comith

[Anonymous No.53238729]

INFLATION IS DOWN .1% CHUDS SUCK IT

[Anonymous No.53238730]

What did Lord Byron say in his conference?

[Anonymous No.53238731]

>>53238703
That was such a legal shit show. I can't believe that bullshit organization did something useful.

[Anonymous No.53238732]

>>53238523
Kek

[Anonymous No.53238733]

>Lumber ripping again
wtf

[Anonymous No.53238735]

>>53238721
BBBY & APRN

[Anonymous No.53238740]

>>53238708
Those panthers sure are brave boys!

[Anonymous No.53238741]

>>53238664
Based.
Next bullrun you will surpass that. Why dont you average down (if no bait).

[Anonymous No.53238744]

>>53238721
>friday the 13
ohnononon

[Anonymous No.53238745]

>>53238633
What does this tell us?

[Anonymous No.53238748]

>>53238733
INFLATION HAS BEEN CONQUERED!

[they fucked my options No.53238752]

>>53238726

[Anonymous No.53238766]

>>53238733
WY CHADS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.53238775]

>>53238293
>>53238330
found the bug eaters

[Anonymous No.53238778]

>>53238745
Predictions range from +5 to -73, it's gonna cause waves no matter the number as the big players adjust their positions and hopefully it will get us out of ranging at this level.

[Anonymous No.53238792]

>>53238318
Growth can still happen with automation, technological innovations etc. At least I hope so, because the global population is not too far off from decreasing

[Anonymous No.53238796]

>today

[Anonymous No.53238802]

Oh, I'm eating surf and turf tonight. I was gonna eat it regardless, but now I can have some highland Park together with it and maybe even get trashed off monkey shoulder at noon
Fuck you buy puts nigger

[Anonymous No.53238803]

>BUY PUTS N-ACK!

[Anonymous No.53238805]

>>53238752
>>53238726

I cry when I look at what I bought 100 shares of SPY for and what it is now.

[Anonymous No.53238806]

the day wants to end green. suddenly everything almost 2% up

[Anonymous No.53238811]

How incompetent is this President? Can’t even make a speech without being half an hour late.

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53238815]

Lower births.
Higher deaths.
Population falling.
Less healthy workers.
Ill people consume less.
Sick people don't pay their bills.

Explain how this is bullish

[Anonymous No.53238822]

Its crabbing too much bullbros . I cant eat.

[Anonymous No.53238825]

>>53238815
it's very simple really

[they fucked my options No.53238826]

>>53238805
sell calls on it

[Anonymous No.53238831]

>>53238815
Bullish because I don't have to look at you third worlders anymore.

[Anonymous No.53238837]

>>53238815
All the people dying are the bearish ones

[Anonymous No.53238839]

>>53238802
Based HP 10 or 12?

[Anonymous No.53238841]

>>53238803
Kek

[Anonymous No.53238843]

>>53238826
That's a good idea. thanks anon!

[RECYCLE No.53238846]

>>53237914
>>53237914
>>53237914

[Anonymous No.53238848]

>>53238803
why is this nigger such an amazing inverse indicator?

[Anonymous No.53238853]

Joe Biden, wake up

[Anonymous No.53238859]

>>53238815
More dollars. Less people. How is that not bullish as fuck for everything priced in dollars?

[Anonymous No.53238863]

New
>>53238662
>>53238662
>>53238662

[Anonymous No.53238873]

Srsly did biden speak already? Youtube video still nothing happening. "we will begin shortly"

[Anonymous No.53238883]

>>53238815
You're so fucking mad it's funny.
Get FUCKED you stupid spic nigger.

[Anonymous No.53238884]

>>53238815
Boomers dying is unironically bullish.
Millenials and zoomers inherit houses and shit. They will have more spending power to buy stonks on robinhood and the new nintendo console.

[Anonymous No.53238892]

>>53238839
Hp 18
It good, but I won't get trashed off of it as long as monkey shoulder exists at a quarter of the price

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53238896]

>>53238884
Athletes are boomers?

[Anonymous No.53238910]

>>53238896
No one cares about vaxxed people. Get over it.

[Anonymous No.53238959]

>>53238275
Newfeg get some rekt quotes go get useful dickhead and get some real pussy gains, as i keep making constant purchases, most especially to pay for goods online without issues, while I get my cashback.

[Anonymous No.53239629]

>>53238741
What do have at hand to make it big when the bull finally hit the market, you faggot, don't be a retard dick as BTC will always be there but if you want to get more profit, web3 payment will be a nice pussy bet since it is still a low cap with staking options, and also its deflationary tokenomics will be going live very soon. Go get some real shit anon

[Anonymous No.53240235]

>>53238149
the day closed deep in beautiful green

[Anonymous No.53240749]

Is this shit put gonna pump again? 1/17 exp, us Bearbros would be richillionaires if it goes there again. Or has Theta already crushed it?

[Anonymous No.53240995]

>>53240749
you got theta crushed man. personally i use 30-60+ DTE precisely because it gives me some theta cushion. now even if it pumps, sounds like you're getting heemed either way