/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.53234934]

Moo Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.53234945]

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[Anonymous No.53234957]

>>53234934
WE ALREADY HAVE A FRESH THREAD, USE THAT: >>53233410
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[Anonymous No.53234960]

There's already a live thread that needs to be recycled >>53233410

[Anonymous No.53234982]

>>53234957
AND THAT THREAD PREDATES (((THIS ONE))) BY SEVERAL HOURS.

CONCLUSION -- THIS (((OP))) HERE, >>53234934 IS A THREADSPLITTERFAGGOT OF EXTREME HOMOSEXUAL GAYNESS.

[Anonymous No.53235114]

Pedophile spam bot thread

[Anonymous No.53236839]

WHAT WA STHE CPI

[Anonymous No.53236855]

reply to this if you're a retarded bobo who got a stiffy when he saw the dips without realizing its fake dump

[Anonymous No.53236856]

BORING!

[Anonymous No.53236870]

COW MARKET RALLY

[Anonymous No.53236887]

nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.53236901]

What the fuck was that scamwick when the CPI data got released?

[Anonymous No.53236904]

Gay ass market
I’m out

[Anonymous No.53236907]

That it?

[Anonymous No.53236917]

>cpi was what was expected
>core cpi rose again
We got more rate hikes coming boys

[Anonymous No.53236921]

Schizo futes

[Anonymous No.53236933]

Im laughing, I know I shouldnt be but Im laughing!

[Anonymous No.53236946]

we're going lower and I'm so excited!

[Anonymous No.53236950]

>>53234934
stock mooket haha

[Anonymous No.53236955]

Good morning Thursday morning

[Anonymous No.53236958]

>bots just immediately all dump in tandem
Nice stable market you got going on there. Totally not like a shitcoin at all!

[Anonymous No.53236959]

CAN NATGAS GO 4
CAN NATGAS GO 4
CAN NATGAS GO 4
CAN NATGAS GO 4
CAN NATGAS GO 4CAN NATGAS GO 4
CAN NATGAS GO 4
CAN NATGAS GO 4CAN NATGAS GO 4

[Anonymous No.53236965]

Why are we freaking out about a stupid fucking CPI data release when EVERYONE knows that they're going to heavily revise it in six weeks, probably favorably?? It's so ridiculous that the market acts like this now, we're talking about tenths of a percent differences

[Anonymous No.53236966]

>”We now need to ignore parts of economic data in order to understand the data”

[Anonymous No.53236971]

>>53236901
Its because cpi was predicted perfectly (6.5%) but corr inflation rose. Markets are going full schizo unable to tell if we will get a rally before the inevitable rate hike dump

[Anonymous No.53236982]

MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND, ALGOS.

[Anonymous No.53236984]

>>53236958
>what are limit orders
go back to your shitcoin general zoomer

[Anonymous No.53236991]

its gonna crab today isnt it

[Anonymous No.53236992]

nat gas bros keep winning.

[Anonymous No.53236993]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53236994]

I buyed

[Anonymous No.53237000]

>VIX
lmao, the unhedging

[Anonymous No.53237002]

>>53236971
lol I love how (((economists))) and a bunch of assholes on the internet get to decide which 10th of a percent statistic is THE IMPORTANT ONE and it changes every six weeks.

[Anonymous No.53237004]

>market pumps hard the two weeks before the CPI, all the way back to where it was in december, s and p over 4k
>anons shocked that CPI comes in hot and not less than expected, market sharts the bed

[Anonymous No.53237006]

Regards still think inflation matters LOL

[Anonymous No.53237008]

>>53237000
Checked and massive sell signal

[Anonymous No.53237011]

>>53237002
Thats why core inflation matters more

[Anonymous No.53237013]

now we flat
gg no one wins except (((them)))

[Anonymous No.53237014]

FUCK YO PUTS NIGGA

[Anonymous No.53237022]

>>53236984
>bots immediately dump, trigger massive amounts of automated selling by people who have set their orders to sell if it hits that point
Quite literally same shit.

[Anonymous No.53237023]

Jannie, Your performance at /smg/ capital is very low and we may need to have an "adjustment meeting" to see where you really fit here.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53237027]

How was CPI higher than thought? I thought wal-mart took control and rolled all the prices back?

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53237028]

SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.53237029]

all options expire worthless

[Anonymous No.53237030]

>>53237004
This is like the third time in a row this has happened. Next bull rally cope is that the fed wont raise rates again just because

[Anonymous No.53237032]

I TOLD YOU TO STOP BUYING.

[Anonymous No.53237033]

>>53234934
>moo :D

[Anonymous No.53237036]

DXY tells the real story here.

[Anonymous No.53237039]

I have no idea what’s happening. My euro stocks are jittery as fuck. Will America pump or dump? I don’t want to go down bag holding again.

[Anonymous No.53237040]

>>53236959
WAGMI natgas sisters and BOIL baggies. Its going to be a good day.

[Anonymous No.53237044]

COIN GONGOUP

[Anonymous No.53237046]

>Biden says all is well, no need for more ratehikes, market pumps
>Biden says all is not well, fed needs to step up even more, market dumps
>Biden has a senior moment live on camera, market dumps.
66% chance of a red day.

[Anonymous No.53237050]

>>53237036
holy shit the united states of america is over

[Anonymous No.53237051]

>>53236958
check the stablecoins like BBBY and GME

[Anonymous No.53237056]

DXY is dumping
I think we are gonna get a green day

[Anonymous No.53237058]

>>53237027
it was all exactly as predicted tho.

[Anonymous No.53237059]

Aaaaaaand we're back. Nothingburger confirmed

[Anonymous No.53237060]

>he is gambling with options again
>fix it at +-0.05

[Anonymous No.53237062]

[Anonymous No.53237063]

And just like that, Spy (ticker SPY) will never be below 395 again

[Anonymous No.53237065]

>>53237036
>DXY
>That absolute schizo pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.53237066]

UNPOPULAR
DECISIONS

[Anonymous No.53237067]

On that bombshell I’m getting some Chick-fil-a for breakfast

[Anonymous No.53237071]

>OH MY FUCKING GOD, CLOTHING WAS 0.1% MORE EXPENSIVE LAST MONTH SELL EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is bears. Is this rational to you?

[Anonymous No.53237074]

The sizes of these minute candles on ES and NQ are really extreme still. NQ swinging 100 points in minutes and ES minute candles averaging 10 points in 1 minute. Finally things are calming down.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53237077]

>>53237046
The whole thing is green screened and pre-recorded. Chances are the outcome is 100% pre-determined and the only thing that can stop this rally is if Putin fires off a couple fun-sized nukes on the part of his country in rebellion.

[Anonymous No.53237082]

when does the shart&fart open?

[Anonymous No.53237086]

>>53236991
We’re heading toward a new low. Rates will be high for a long time and companies will report weaker earnings and weaker guidance like TSMC. But go ahead and fight the Fed mumus.

[Anonymous No.53237090]

25 bps all but confirmed for the next FOMC meeting lol. And faggot bears will say there's no pivot.

[Anonymous No.53237091]

>>53237082
40 bings.

[Anonymous No.53237094]

Thanks for buying my puts.

[Anonymous No.53237095]

My CFD spread idea worked. 2 minutes before cpi I set two limit orders, one buy and one sell, both 10 points out with stoplosses built in. News hit, sell triggered, got out with a profit a minute later.

I know what people think of CFDs, but for this, it might genuinely be the best tool for getting some windfall. Spreads are big, but who cares when you catch a huge move anyway? And in extreme cases like this normal future spreads grow as well. And you don't have to worry about order execution at all or anything that might fuck you if you try to do this with options. It's literally free money. Next CPI data I'm doing it with actually big orders.

[Anonymous No.53237102]

>>53237071
not if it's made in china

[Anonymous No.53237105]

>>53236958
it literally happens all day every second millions of bots arbitraging across every market in every possible way. on top of those there are also liquidity provider bots. Watch ANY big move on any market. take 1:15pm yesterday. How do you think literally every instrument you can think of all moved at the same second?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53237103]

>>53237082
They got a 24 hour super walmart a few towns over from me.

[Anonymous No.53237106]

Apologize.

[Anonymous No.53237109]

>>53237086
>weaker earnings and weaker guidance like TSMC
Are you memeing? TSM beat by like 40%

[Jealous No.53237115]

>>53236971
>Markets are going full schizo unable to tell if we will get a rally before the inevitable rate hike dump

[Anonymous No.53237126]

>>53237094
Ugly robe would not bang.

[Anonymous No.53237127]

HUGE DUMP AT OPEN

[Anonymous No.53237132]

neon green to neon red, to neon green and now neon red again within the span of 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.53237134]

>>53237067
That reminds me I still need to claim my free shake shack burger.
I may have thousands on the line in this market, but that doesn't excuse missing out on a free 5 dollars.

[Anonymous No.53237136]

VIX COMPUTER APPROACHING 20.000000

[Anonymous No.53237137]

buy btc miner stocks you retards. it's free money at this point

[Anonymous No.53237142]

>>53237086
>report weaker earnings and weaker guidance like TSMC
LMAO

Is the weaker earnings in the room with us? Let me guess banks are going to MISS HARD tomorrow too.

[Anonymous No.53237143]

Rents up .8%

but... pork went down -.2%
Its over lean hog bros...

[Anonymous No.53237144]

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm
So its really just oil dragging it down?

[Anonymous No.53237147]

>SOXL pumping again after the huge dump during CPI data released
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.53237153]

>>53237132
and thats a good thing.

[Anonymous No.53237165]

FUCKING BAN ALGOS FUCK

[Anonymous No.53237169]

>>53237109

[Anonymous No.53237171]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53237173]

>>53236946
my wife cocoa is cute!

[Anonymous No.53237175]

>>53237144
as soon as bidden doesn't have that SPR card anymore... its going to get bad.

[Anonymous No.53237177]

Now is not the time to buy. That comes later.

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53237178]

Imagine not buying vix here

[Anonymous No.53237182]

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[Anonymous No.53237191]

>>53237177

[Anonymous No.53237194]

>>53237143
>food and shelter STILL going up
muh cooling inflation

[Anonymous No.53237195]

>>53237126
No problem. I made my gf put on something cuter.

[Anonymous No.53237198]

>>53237165
What's an Algo?

[Anonymous No.53237204]

WTF Market- i guess it chose a direction now...

[Jealous No.53237208]

Gold liked it a lot.

[Anonymous No.53237211]

I build this box with a fan that is hooked up to a thermostat. The fan turns on when the temp gets to a certain point. I also put a light I

[Anonymous No.53237212]

>>53237191
It would be extremely painful.

[Anonymous No.53237213]

>>53237109
TSMC had revenue increase a massive 46%
But they predicted it would be $635 billion and it was only $621 billion

So the "earnings failed" is technically true but the articles are painting the company as struggling despite thriving more than any other tech company

[Anonymous No.53237214]

>>53237105
The question is "is this how you actually want the market to be driven?" though. Do you think it's actually efficient to have computers instantly reacting to data like this? Look at that insane straight-line dump and then V-shaped recovery. That's irrational as fuck - if real people had to interpret this data, we probably wouldn't have had the dump. All the algorithmic trading does is allow rich faggots to scalp a few extra percent out of every move.

[Anonymous No.53237215]

>>53237175
my mans rockin some fresh guccis

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53237216]

>>53237195
Your gf is pretty cute for a white girl.

[Anonymous No.53237217]

Why is it pumping ? Where is the muh dump?

[Anonymous No.53237218]

>>53237198
He lost to Bush in 2000

[Anonymous No.53237224]

>>53237126
>>53237094
I want her to kill me fuck that would be so hot

[Anonymous No.53237225]

>>53237198
another memecoin
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/algorand/

[Anonymous No.53237227]

>>53237198
Beady-eyed algos

[Anonymous No.53237228]

>>53237195
>All the cosplay grills doing slave Leia always wear bottoms
Weak.

[Anonymous No.53237231]

>>53237144
what need to happen to make oil more expensive? Im betting on nukes in ukraine

[Anonymous No.53237236]

>>53237208
Silver chads!

[Anonymous No.53237239]

>>53237211
You did really good. What are you gonna put in it?

[Anonymous No.53237242]

>>53237198
It was a ship in ancient Greek mythology.

[Anonymous No.53237247]

>>53237178
redpill me on vix

[Anonymous No.53237254]

>>53237211
From bottom to top. Exhaust side of fan, waterproof switch, and junction box. Note that I cut up an extension cord in order to supply power to the box so I could test

[Anonymous No.53237256]

>>53237212
You don't get to bring friends.

[Anonymous No.53237257]

Today's prediction: A slow crab trending upwards

[Anonymous No.53237258]

>>53237239
Probably his bad dragon dildo collection.
The right temperature is key to keep them smooth and slippery

[Anonymous No.53237261]

>DXY continues to drill downward through resistance

[Anonymous No.53237266]

are we back bullbros? My calls about to print

[Anonymous No.53237268]

>>53237208
damn i got that one wrong today.

[Jealous No.53237273]

>>53237218
ayy

[Anonymous No.53237274]

Holy shit
>reading this thread
>looking at dxy

Is smg finally going the cryptopilled route?

[Anonymous No.53237278]

>>53237239
I made four of them. They are going to have some different pipes in it. It’s for a water treatment plant. They want an enclosed place to put some type of measuring instruments

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53237279]

The algos will start dumping at open

[Anonymous No.53237282]

>he doesnt remember the last CPI 20 point rally

Im gonna laugh when bobos get heemed again

[Anonymous No.53237283]

FCX bros...

[Anonymous No.53237284]

>>53237257

[Anonymous No.53237285]

>>53237216
hey kike tell us the story again of when your pedo rabbi sucked your baby cock after mutilating it, cutting off the most pleasurable part for the rest of your life

[Anonymous No.53237286]

dump at open
check em

[Anonymous No.53237287]

>>53237274
Not at all, but I'm on the verge of giving in to this silver shit and going long some miners.

[Anonymous No.53237288]

>>53237274
what route is that?

[Anonymous No.53237292]

VIX: dying
DXY: dying
Equities: pumping but not as much as DXY is dying

[Anonymous No.53237295]

>>53237194
Energy is down -4.5%
Used cars down -2.5%

Core CPI (sticky) is up +.3%

[Anonymous No.53237294]

>>53237214
>The question is "is this how you actually want the market to be driven?" though.
The real question is "in the modern technological world could a market exist any other way?" How exactly do you propose changing things? Also do you understand how much the liquidity every trader is used to will dry up?

Stop complaining about things its a weak cowards coping mechanism accept the way the world works look at it as a feature not a bug and find a way to take advantage of it. your complaining is womanly and if complaining makes you feel better your mind is rotten.

[Anonymous No.53237297]

>>53237274
>2023
>Crypto as a serious investment.

Lmao.

[Anonymous No.53237300]

>>53237274
No, we just chimp out over everything like it's the Super Bowl.

[Anonymous No.53237301]

>>53237257
Euro stocks are mooning now. I will sell some before US market open, then maybe go big on tech stocks.

[Anonymous No.53237317]

Cum inflation

[Anonymous No.53237319]

[Anonymous No.53237320]

>>53237294
Of course it could exist another way, people just have to agree that letting the market swing wildly like this is absurd. They won't though, I know it's hopelessly fucked. People like us have absolutely zero influence on the way the market works, we're just along for the ride.

[Anonymous No.53237321]

>>53237274
I buy Coinbase, simple as.

[Anonymous No.53237322]

Still not selling my inverse LETF's

I'll let them go to zero. I don't care.

I know I know, I'm still not selling.

[Anonymous No.53237323]

>19 VIX
It's over bobo

[Anonymous No.53237330]

>SOXL is gonna break 13 soon
SOXLbros, WAGMI

[Anonymous No.53237332]

>futas
Madness.

[Anonymous No.53237334]

>>53237317
Girlfriend inflation.

[Anonymous No.53237336]

Im rich

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53237340]

>>53237295
so the core CPI is like when you blow up a balloon and rub it on your hair and the hair sticks to it?

[Jealous No.53237342]

We haven't seen $1900 gold in a while.

[Anonymous No.53237344]

It's incredible how suppressed the vix is considering the situation

[Anonymous No.53237351]

>>53237274
>crypto
btc is still at a 6 month low after this recent pump and really has no reason to go higher

[Anonymous No.53237355]

I could probably start building indoor grow boxes.

[Anonymous No.53237354]

Damn Amazon up almost 20% over the past week

[Anonymous No.53237359]

well today is going to be comfy until it's not

[Anonymous No.53237360]

>>53237194
Food and shelter prices are misleading as fuck because there's an incredible amount of grift going on in those sectors, and everyone knows it. That's why the Fed doesn't look at them with as much weight.

[Anonymous No.53237362]

>>53237344
If I don't go long VIX here I'm gonna be so mad at myself in an hour.

[Anonymous No.53237363]

>>53234934
quacking adorable

[Anonymous No.53237370]

>>53237320
How could it exist another way? What are you going to do somehow ban algorithmic trading? How?

[Anonymous No.53237371]

>>53237274
Yes and we begin by buying COINin bulk before the hedgies do it (again).

[Anonymous No.53237372]

>>53237274
>cryptopilled
no volume

[Anonymous No.53237376]

Up only. Bears lost.

[Anonymous No.53237378]

>>53237322
Kek baggie

[Anonymous No.53237385]

>>53237317
Based.

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53237389]

Market volatile as fuck
VIX crashes

[Anonymous No.53237390]

>>53237355
nice

thought you capitulated after you got scammed out of 30k

[Anonymous No.53237391]

INFLATION IS COOLING, LET'S PUMP THE MARKET, ESPECIALLY COMMODITIES HAHAHAHA, INFLATION 6% FOREVER

[Anonymous No.53237394]

>>53237360
the Fed doesn't look at food
the Fed 100% looks at shelter, housing is the highest weighted in PCE
>Shelter prices and core CPI less energy services (some calling it supercore) were up 0.6% on the month

[Anonymous No.53237402]

>>53237370
Destroy liquidity by making it so you cannot close a position for... 3 days.

[Anonymous No.53237405]

>>53237371
>Cathie Wood loves COIN
That's a major red flag sadly

[Anonymous No.53237410]

holdl the line mumubros I think they will try to short attack us at the open

[Anonymous No.53237411]

>>53237198
its dem anglo-saxons putin is fighting, and when he wins natgas gonna pump

[Anonymous No.53237412]

Today and tomorrow will be the last time for a long time that the SPY is at 400. There won’t be a SPY above 400 until Fall.

[Anonymous No.53237414]

>NOOOOOOOOOO ITS SUPPOSED TO HECKIN CRASH
Well? Where are all the retards? Where's the crash? I've been waiting for 12 months.

[Anonymous No.53237419]

>>53237355
I was going to guess it was for cigars or something like that. Pretty cool thing anon.

[Anonymous No.53237420]

>>53237389
Uvix only goes down. I've never see it actually go up

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53237423]

So if my hypothesis is correct, today is just going to rally all day, and more and more buyers will come around picking up shares of everything, however, tomorrow is when you see the effects the rate hikes have had on the banks, and basically it's just going to crash back down. #Fake&Gay #BullTrap so just don't get trapped, do the in and out, buy puts at the close, and watch the hilarity of the ensuing shit show this market truly is.

[Anonymous No.53237422]

>>53237370
I personally have zero influence over it and never will so I don't really care to get too deep on it, but everyone paying attention knows that letting algorithms cockfight all the time makes for a ridiculous market. Delay the algorithmic trades whenever there's a data drop or conference? Limit the amount of leverage they can use? Limit the max amount of algorithmic trades? I don't know man, I just know that it's absurd

[Anonymous No.53237425]

>>53237410
I will buy more COIN

[Anonymous No.53237428]

>>53237414
Everything is priced in now - inflation has peaked, recession priced in.

[Anonymous No.53237433]

at this point I'm seriously considering parking all my cash in jepi or a short term bond fund, fuck this bull shit

[Anonymous No.53237436]

>>53237414
earnings

[Anonymous No.53237435]

>>53237394
Okay cool my point still stands, anyone with a third of a brain knows that housing prices have been completely insane for years and the sector has rampant speculation driving up prices

[Anonymous No.53237438]

>>53237330
my average is 62 dollars

[Anonymous No.53237444]

>>53237402
But it is a market. In a real marketplace in the real world you can transact as many times as you want so if your digital items correspond to anything in the real world an alternative digital way to trade that item will come about. That is just completely insane limiting a transaction to 3 days. Not a real proposal.

[Anonymous No.53237445]

>>53237414
M-Mother of all Bubbles is popping errr... today... errrr

[Anonymous No.53237448]

>>53237435
>anyone with a third of a brain knows that housing prices have been completely insane for years and the sector has rampant speculation driving up prices
lol. this is why the Fed needs to continue aggressive policy. you are proving the point you are arguing against
>housing has been insane!
>rampant speculation!
>prices rising sharply!

[Anonymous No.53237454]

>>53237438
Y-y-your one share, right anon?

[Anonymous No.53237455]

We are dumping ....

[Anonymous No.53237457]

well i tried to help you guys. oh well. good luck

[Anonymous No.53237458]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

[Anonymous No.53237459]

VIX COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.53237460]

>>53234934
Do we short at 400 or wait for 410?

[Anonymous No.53237464]

ALL IN ON BBBY

[Anonymous No.53237469]

>>53237448
What?? I'm saying that policy makers don't give as much weight to housing because everyone knows that it's manipulated so it's a shitty measure of economic health

[Anonymous No.53237470]

>>53237436
>largest chip maker in the world beat
>banks are poised to beat
Lmao

[Anonymous No.53237471]

Recession is cancelled.

Funny looking back at all the “experts” calling it as if it was inevitable.

Thank you Based Jerome.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53237473]

>>53237410
lmao

[Anonymous No.53237474]

I just want you all to know, I love this insane, autistic community.

[Anonymous No.53237477]

How to double my money ten times in a row?

[Anonymous No.53237481]

>he sold the dip

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53237482]

Imagine fighting the fed

[Anonymous No.53237486]

>>53237474
well that's good cuz you're here forever

[Anonymous No.53237488]

>>53237414
Retard. The economy and uncertainty was worse in the past. The market is healing and inflation cooling down. You had plenty of time and blew it. HFSP.

[Anonymous No.53237491]

APPARANT WINNAR!

[Anonymous No.53237492]

>>53237454

[Anonymous No.53237494]

>>53237422
You are just being resistant to change. Similar things were said whenever there was any advancement in markets. "such and such is absurd." You can learn to appreciate and find an edge in the modern markets or just sit with your arms crossed seething and shitting up real discussion. Most would say the algorithms have net positive changes on the market you just need to learn how modern markets with high levels of algorithmic trading works. Most of the algo trading is just arbitrage anyway which just ends up providing liquidity.

[Anonymous No.53237502]

Did the bulls get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.53237506]

FUCK OFF BOBO

[Anonymous No.53237512]

>>53237460
i think it's gonna float up today

[Anonymous No.53237516]

Ugly dump, what games are the MM's going to play today...

[Anonymous No.53237520]

20 years of free money will do that to a nigga

[Anonymous No.53237522]

>>53237502
Bulls crabs and bears all got too cocky, its literally over for all of us

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53237524]

>prices still rising extremely fast but slightly less than they were before
>buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.53237530]

bulls are pathetic

[Anonymous No.53237536]

>>53237520
>20 years of free money will do that to a nigga
underrated post.

[Anonymous No.53237537]

>>53237474
life sentence, so get settled in

[Anonymous No.53237538]

>>53237470
>largest chip maker in the world beat
their forward guidance was very bad, as will be every other company that reports
we didn't begin to see real destruction until late november - these earnings will likely be mixed, where you have beats on revenue, but guidance will be terrible for the companies that did okay, and then other companies will miss
>banks are poised to beat
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-11/banks-revenue-bonanza-seen-under-threat-as-us-recession-looms

[Anonymous No.53237540]

>>53237494
>Just find an edge bro!
Lol really?? The algorithms are literally designed to not give retail an edge. No one has an edge except market makers when they can trade literally instantaneously at almost any time, using information that no one else has. The statistical likelihood that a retail trader could get an edge in that situation is almost unfathomably low.

[Anonymous No.53237543]

the thing is since the CPI was along expectation, the MM can turn to either advantage to move the market either direction...this is really bullshit manipulation

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53237544]

Look at FTSE

[Anonymous No.53237547]

>>53237524
pretty much

[Anonymous No.53237556]

I’m going to try to get some actual work done today, wish me luck

[Anonymous No.53237561]

BUY BUY BUY REDDIT

[Anonymous No.53237564]

>>53237543
The biggest bullshit is that they're going to revise it all in a few weeks and say "oopsie turns out it wasn't so bad ha ha!"

[Anonymous No.53237563]

>>53237538
>their forward guidance was very bad
Yep that's why it's ripping 4% pre market LMAO.

[Anonymous No.53237574]

>>53237543
they could have manipulated it even if CPI was decisively bearish or bullish too, they have no shame lol

[Anonymous No.53237575]

>>53237414
it won't crash overnight, it'll be a slow bleed.

[Anonymous No.53237581]

time for another exciting trading day reddit! all our favorite meme stocks going to moon today my dudes!

[Anonymous No.53237588]

>8,000 worth of material and labor.
I bought plastic and payed a plastic welder to make the boxes and doors.
>4 fans $55 each
>4 thermostats $29 each
>4 junction boxes $70 each
>8 sets of door hardware $29 each
>$50 worth of wire
>2 8 hour days
Selling each box for over $7,000

[Anonymous No.53237589]

>>53237540
You are just repeating defeatist bullshit you have read to dissuade you from ever trying. Algorithmically traded markets are MORE predictable than ever they just don't want you to know this. The behavior is just different from market behavior in the past so all books on markets prior to like 2012 are bunk and then especially prior to 2016 when machine learning algorithms really took off in the markets.

[Anonymous No.53237590]

>>53237575
Can you faggots finally shut the fuck up with this shit? You just had a "slow bleed" for a fucking year.

[Anonymous No.53237599]

>>53237590
with many more to come.

[Anonymous No.53237607]

What the fucj i get up for 5 min to make some eggs and bacon and you fags let the market crash?

[Anonymous No.53237610]

>>53237588
I mean get your money anon but that's a classic fucking commercial ripoff. Stuff like this is why inflation stats are bullshit.

[Anonymous No.53237611]

Almost time for the market to open, fellows!

[Anonymous No.53237612]

>>53237575
>the SLOOOOOWW BLEEEEEEDDD
>SPY's 3 month performance is +10%
Where's the bleeding? Is it in the room with us?

[Anonymous No.53237621]

>>53237537
I don't see /pol/ on there

[Anonymous No.53237624]

>>53237482
Biden is literally gonna pour cold water on the fed in 30mins time
>economy is good and stronk
>we beat inflation
>vote for m-me again plz

[Anonymous No.53237627]

>9 minutes to open
>BTC shitting itself
This was supposed to be a huge day for us Miner investors

[Anonymous No.53237631]

>>53237590
Is the market a woman?

[Anonymous No.53237633]

>>53237588
>box for over $7,000
What are the boxes for?

[Anonymous No.53237634]

Natty brap bros we're healing

[Anonymous No.53237638]

>>53237624
Naw he's gonna announce a multi-trillion dollar infrastructure package for Ukraine

[Anonymous No.53237637]

>>53237610
How is it a ripoff? That’s not even its final form. I sell to the guys who build out water treatment plants. They will mark it up between 2x and 3x. The end user (water treatment plant) will probably pay $15-$20,000 a piece for these

[BUY PUTS NOW YOU IMBECILES No.53237640]

>inflation slightly less than extremely bad
>market runs 10%
Totally sustainable. Buy the top mumu

[Anonymous No.53237642]

>>53237611
you can see the exact point on his teeth the coke hits every day

[Anonymous No.53237644]

>>53237627
you have to be mentally challenged to invest in cryptoshit

[Anonymous No.53237645]

I feel like I overpaid for my spy call at close yesterday

[Anonymous No.53237646]

>>53237634
how how are you guessing for today?

[Anonymous No.53237649]

>>53237627
>still above 18k
>shitting itself
??

[Anonymous No.53237652]

ANOTHER FUCKING REVERSAL?!

[Anonymous No.53237653]

>>53237574
>>53237543
It is not manipulation it is the nature of a market stop resisting something that you know is just going to happen next time and learn to extract profit from it. It is the market makers job to move price around liquidity so if you see many price levels on indexes on the bid / demand side get completely blown out like this morning then you know market makers were setting up the market lower where demand is and supply won't be put back on the ask side so markets will go back up to where the MM can break even playing up and down both sides. This is happening constantly in every market at every timescale with algorithms and real flesh and blood traders playing the mean reverting game of price finding.

[Anonymous No.53237654]

>>53237588
I don't understand the purpose of this post. Is this some subtle crypto miner stock shill for like HUT or something?

[Anonymous No.53237657]

Literally no one ( and i mean NO ONE) cares or pays attention to Joseph Robinette Biden

[Anonymous No.53237658]

melt up soon

[Anonymous No.53237659]

>>53237633
They’re chemical resistant. They are going to have holes cut in the bottom and a rather large pipe and some chemical measuring instruments inside of them.

[Anonymous No.53237660]

>>53237611

>Looks like a greasy mcdonalds sausage patty in hand and diet dr pepper breakfast

[Anonymous No.53237665]

>>53237612

[Anonymous No.53237667]

>>53237642
holy shit your right...

[Anonymous No.53237670]

>>53237540
Markets go up over time so your edge is time. How can an algo that trades sub millisecond defeat that unless you let it?

[Anonymous No.53237671]

>pump
>touch memeline
>bad news
>doump eet
have you guys seriously not figured this out

[Anonymous No.53237673]

>>53237657
Literally who

[Anonymous No.53237677]

>>53237002
That's why I stopped trading bros. The J boys in Chicago hit me for $50k in 2022 and I realized it's much comfier not trying to guess how the algos will react to every data drop. I realized they are selling this idea of day trading for a living to chuds like me and all the hoopla on fomc days is just a tv spectacle event to sell the goys. And the chat bots ITT coordinate to bait suckers like me into buying poots against my own long bags. Sucks that it took $50k to learn that

[Anonymous No.53237680]

>>53237654
Just gloating about how I manufacture things and am therefore better than most people.

[Anonymous No.53237687]

>>53237657
Never heard of her

[Anonymous No.53237690]

Time for milkies~

[Anonymous No.53237696]

>>53237671
in the dotcom crash the market broke the trendline for a month while rallying before crashing another 50%

[Anonymous No.53237698]

BBBY? BBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53237704]

>>53237477
buy meme stocks 10 times in a row

[Anonymous No.53237710]

So cpi caused no change in premarket??? Other times it causes 10$ swings in premarket. Maybe I should sell my calls at open...

[Anonymous No.53237713]

>>53237698
It’s probably gonna crash today desu

[Anonymous No.53237720]

>>53237698
yep

[Anonymous No.53237724]

WTFWT?!?!

[Anonymous No.53237726]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53237727]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.53237728]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.53237732]

>>53237680
Oh. Well congrats on having a real job that contributes to something useful then.
I just trade stocks and make other people poorer.

[Anonymous No.53237734]

Lmao all the idiots who don’t know what’s coming, believe it or not baggot was absolutely correct in his analysis >>53237423 all of you are near sighted dipshits focusing on CPI when the CPI ain’t the game anymore, Earning are the next domino to fall and when you add in a trillion dollars of QT and falling yields will cause an accelerated pass for the fed to dump bonds causing yields to go back up while maintaining a 5% fed interest rates are going to BTFO of consoomers. CPI was last year’s play and all you faggots are falling hook line and sinker for a fake and gay rally today. They have hooked you faggots with making it seem like is not so bad and the recession is cancelled in two weeks* into 2023. When this is the time of year major funds are rebalancing their funds buying and you dipshits don’t even realize it

[Anonymous No.53237738]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53237739]

Buying the dip in COIN

[Anonymous No.53237741]

>>53237665
>this time will be 2008
We have measures specifically to prevent anything like that happening again.

>im pricing in the global financial crisis!!
lmao

[Anonymous No.53237750]

>>53237727

WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[Anonymous No.53237753]

>>53237659
Ohhh nice.

[Anonymous No.53237754]

>>53237727
>bang bang bro two seconds off
ABANDON SHIP THIS NOT A POWER TOOL

[Anonymous No.53237757]

>>53237645
what the fuck, $78 406 1/12 calls are $15 at open, what the fuck man

[Anonymous No.53237773]

>>53237637
Maybe I'm misreading your numbers but $7000 per box with a tiny fraction of that being spent to produce them????

[Anonymous No.53237774]

So despite a 2$ pump from yesterday my calls lost a dollar in value today???? Fuck this gay shit. My calls are worth 1.92$ now yesterday 2.80$.

[Anonymous No.53237775]

>Low quality fabrication guy is back
>Buy puts now sperg is also back
I'm so bullish it's insane.

[Anonymous No.53237780]

>>53237757
No not even 406 calls, 404 calls.... that's so fucking shitty I hate this

[Anonymous No.53237782]

>>53237754
LMAO instead of saying drill he said power tool

[Anonymous No.53237787]

>>53237741
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/13/bank-of-england-calls-for-urgent-global-action-after-near-collapse-of-uk-pension-funds.html
>Dec 13, 2022
>it could never happen again!
>they're totally not over leveraged!
>banks have learned from the '08 crisis, honest!
lmao

[Anonymous No.53237790]

nothing screams a buying opportunity like buying a piece of shit company like nvda trading at 70x earnings

[Anonymous No.53237792]

>>53237734
>When this is the time of year major funds are rebalancing their funds buying
Why not buy when they buy?

[Jealous No.53237795]

>>53237734
Also ECB QT starts in March.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53237797]

Why are my calls down 90%

[Anonymous No.53237796]

>>53237774
>He doesn't know about theta
>He doesn't know about IV
>He buys calls

Lol

[Anonymous No.53237798]

>>53237790
Kek

[Anonymous No.53237799]

>>53237774
yeah everyone loses since no big move

[Anonymous No.53237810]

>>53237774
Thanks for playing

-MM

[Anonymous No.53237811]

WOOP

WOOP

PULL UP

PULL UP

[Anonymous No.53237812]

wow literally nothing is happening

[Anonymous No.53237813]

BOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53237814]

>>53237790
But i make money

[Anonymous No.53237818]

>White House says CPI data could confirm soft landing
Yeah bros I think we're going green

[Anonymous No.53237821]

Buy COINBASE

NOW

[Anonymous No.53237823]

WHOA WHITE BETTY

[Anonymous No.53237824]

>>53237813
Aren't bears full of parasites and shit?

[Anonymous No.53237827]

>>53237818
I hope so

[Anonymous No.53237831]

RUH ROH RAGGY

[Anonymous No.53237839]

>BBBY

[Anonymous No.53237841]

WHATS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.53237843]

Uh oh, stinky.

Where's the retard that thought CPI coming in as expected was bullish?

[Anonymous No.53237851]

>>53237774
Read how they work before buying options you stupid cunt.

[Anonymous No.53237852]

WE'RE GOING DOWN

[Anonymous No.53237859]

>>53237841
Poot buyers being baited

[Anonymous No.53237862]

>>53237773
Yes we spent about $8,000 producing these boxes and are selling them for north of $29,000. It took about 2 weeks to get the boxes after I had the material delivered to the welded, then took me about 2 days to cut into them, wire the fan, thermostat, and light.

[Anonymous No.53237865]

>>53237824
If you eat bear liver, you will literally die

[Anonymous No.53237867]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53237874]

Predict flat day. Tomorrow dump

[Anonymous No.53237877]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53237876]

Very Semitic trading today

[Anonymous No.53237884]

>>53237865
>Eating the physiological oil filter of any animal
Noted, though.

[Anonymous No.53237889]

>>53237278
Who's "they"?

[Anonymous No.53237890]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlr2ZMTc52E

[Anonymous No.53237893]

Is this bullish or bearish CPI report in the room with us right now anon?

[Anonymous No.53237897]

My all chart is now down 64% fuck dude I don't know if I'll ever break even but I think I'll take a break for a while if it ever happens. Fucken scam options implied volatility made me lose 2k on calls at market open.

[Anonymous No.53237899]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53237902]

NEW

>>53237883

>>53237883

>>53237883

>>53237883

>>53237883

[Anonymous No.53237936]

>>53237824
Ears are decent.
I just had some with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

[Anonymous No.53237943]

>>53237889
The end user

[Anonymous No.53237949]

>>53237588
>>53237637
What are you smoking? There’s no way those are selling for that. $1k max

[Anonymous No.53238015]

NEW THREAD

>>53237914

NEW THREAD

>>53237914

NEW THREAD

>>53237914