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Moo Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>> No.53234945

Sex with japanese women

>> No.53234957
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>>53234934
WE ALREADY HAVE A FRESH THREAD, USE THAT: >>53233410
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>> No.53234960

There's already a live thread that needs to be recycled >>53233410

>> No.53234982

>>53234957
AND THAT THREAD PREDATES (((THIS ONE))) BY SEVERAL HOURS.

CONCLUSION -- THIS (((OP))) HERE, >>53234934 IS A THREADSPLITTERFAGGOT OF EXTREME HOMOSEXUAL GAYNESS.

>> No.53235114

Pedophile spam bot thread

>> No.53236839

WHAT WA STHE CPI

>> No.53236855

reply to this if you're a retarded bobo who got a stiffy when he saw the dips without realizing its fake dump

>> No.53236856
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BORING!

>> No.53236870

COW MARKET RALLY

>> No.53236887
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nothing ever happens

>> No.53236901

What the fuck was that scamwick when the CPI data got released?

>> No.53236904

Gay ass market
I’m out

>> No.53236907

That it?

>> No.53236917

>cpi was what was expected
>core cpi rose again
We got more rate hikes coming boys

>> No.53236921

Schizo futes

>> No.53236933

Im laughing, I know I shouldnt be but Im laughing!

>> No.53236946
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we're going lower and I'm so excited!

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>>53234934
stock mooket haha

>> No.53236955

Good morning Thursday morning

>> No.53236958
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>bots just immediately all dump in tandem
Nice stable market you got going on there. Totally not like a shitcoin at all!

>> No.53236959
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53236959

CAN NATGAS GO 4
CAN NATGAS GO 4
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>> No.53236965

Why are we freaking out about a stupid fucking CPI data release when EVERYONE knows that they're going to heavily revise it in six weeks, probably favorably?? It's so ridiculous that the market acts like this now, we're talking about tenths of a percent differences

>> No.53236966

>”We now need to ignore parts of economic data in order to understand the data”

>> No.53236971

>>53236901
Its because cpi was predicted perfectly (6.5%) but corr inflation rose. Markets are going full schizo unable to tell if we will get a rally before the inevitable rate hike dump

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MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND, ALGOS.

>> No.53236984

>>53236958
>what are limit orders
go back to your shitcoin general zoomer

>> No.53236991

its gonna crab today isnt it

>> No.53236992

nat gas bros keep winning.

>> No.53236993
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>futures

>> No.53236994

I buyed

>> No.53237000
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>VIX
lmao, the unhedging

>> No.53237002

>>53236971
lol I love how (((economists))) and a bunch of assholes on the internet get to decide which 10th of a percent statistic is THE IMPORTANT ONE and it changes every six weeks.

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>market pumps hard the two weeks before the CPI, all the way back to where it was in december, s and p over 4k
>anons shocked that CPI comes in hot and not less than expected, market sharts the bed

>> No.53237006

Regards still think inflation matters LOL

>> No.53237008

>>53237000
Checked and massive sell signal

>> No.53237011

>>53237002
Thats why core inflation matters more

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53237013

now we flat
gg no one wins except (((them)))

>> No.53237014
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FUCK YO PUTS NIGGA

>> No.53237022

>>53236984
>bots immediately dump, trigger massive amounts of automated selling by people who have set their orders to sell if it hits that point
Quite literally same shit.

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53237023

Jannie, Your performance at /smg/ capital is very low and we may need to have an "adjustment meeting" to see where you really fit here.

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How was CPI higher than thought? I thought wal-mart took control and rolled all the prices back?

>> No.53237028

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.53237029

all options expire worthless

>> No.53237030

>>53237004
This is like the third time in a row this has happened. Next bull rally cope is that the fed wont raise rates again just because

>> No.53237032
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I TOLD YOU TO STOP BUYING.

>> No.53237033

>>53234934
>moo :D

>> No.53237036

DXY tells the real story here.

>> No.53237039

I have no idea what’s happening. My euro stocks are jittery as fuck. Will America pump or dump? I don’t want to go down bag holding again.

>> No.53237040
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>>53236959
WAGMI natgas sisters and BOIL baggies. Its going to be a good day.

>> No.53237044

COIN GONGOUP

>> No.53237046

>Biden says all is well, no need for more ratehikes, market pumps
>Biden says all is not well, fed needs to step up even more, market dumps
>Biden has a senior moment live on camera, market dumps.
66% chance of a red day.

>> No.53237050

>>53237036
holy shit the united states of america is over

>> No.53237051

>>53236958
check the stablecoins like BBBY and GME

>> No.53237056

DXY is dumping
I think we are gonna get a green day

>> No.53237058

>>53237027
it was all exactly as predicted tho.

>> No.53237059

Aaaaaaand we're back. Nothingburger confirmed

>> No.53237060
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>he is gambling with options again
>fix it at +-0.05

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>> No.53237063
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And just like that, Spy (ticker SPY) will never be below 395 again

>> No.53237065
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>>53237036
>DXY
>That absolute schizo pump and dump.

>> No.53237066

UNPOPULAR
DECISIONS

>> No.53237067

On that bombshell I’m getting some Chick-fil-a for breakfast

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>OH MY FUCKING GOD, CLOTHING WAS 0.1% MORE EXPENSIVE LAST MONTH SELL EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is bears. Is this rational to you?

>> No.53237074

The sizes of these minute candles on ES and NQ are really extreme still. NQ swinging 100 points in minutes and ES minute candles averaging 10 points in 1 minute. Finally things are calming down.

>> No.53237077

>>53237046
The whole thing is green screened and pre-recorded. Chances are the outcome is 100% pre-determined and the only thing that can stop this rally is if Putin fires off a couple fun-sized nukes on the part of his country in rebellion.

>> No.53237082

when does the shart&fart open?

>> No.53237086

>>53236991
We’re heading toward a new low. Rates will be high for a long time and companies will report weaker earnings and weaker guidance like TSMC. But go ahead and fight the Fed mumus.

>> No.53237090

25 bps all but confirmed for the next FOMC meeting lol. And faggot bears will say there's no pivot.

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>>53237082
40 bings.

>> No.53237094
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Thanks for buying my puts.

>> No.53237095

My CFD spread idea worked. 2 minutes before cpi I set two limit orders, one buy and one sell, both 10 points out with stoplosses built in. News hit, sell triggered, got out with a profit a minute later.

I know what people think of CFDs, but for this, it might genuinely be the best tool for getting some windfall. Spreads are big, but who cares when you catch a huge move anyway? And in extreme cases like this normal future spreads grow as well. And you don't have to worry about order execution at all or anything that might fuck you if you try to do this with options. It's literally free money. Next CPI data I'm doing it with actually big orders.

>> No.53237102

>>53237071
not if it's made in china

>> No.53237105

>>53236958
it literally happens all day every second millions of bots arbitraging across every market in every possible way. on top of those there are also liquidity provider bots. Watch ANY big move on any market. take 1:15pm yesterday. How do you think literally every instrument you can think of all moved at the same second?

>> No.53237103

>>53237082
They got a 24 hour super walmart a few towns over from me.

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Apologize.

>> No.53237109

>>53237086
>weaker earnings and weaker guidance like TSMC
Are you memeing? TSM beat by like 40%

>> No.53237115
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>>53236971
>Markets are going full schizo unable to tell if we will get a rally before the inevitable rate hike dump

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>>53237094
Ugly robe would not bang.

>> No.53237127

HUGE DUMP AT OPEN

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neon green to neon red, to neon green and now neon red again within the span of 20 minutes.

>> No.53237134

>>53237067
That reminds me I still need to claim my free shake shack burger.
I may have thousands on the line in this market, but that doesn't excuse missing out on a free 5 dollars.

>> No.53237136

VIX COMPUTER APPROACHING 20.000000

>> No.53237137

buy btc miner stocks you retards. it's free money at this point

>> No.53237142

>>53237086
>report weaker earnings and weaker guidance like TSMC
LMAO

Is the weaker earnings in the room with us? Let me guess banks are going to MISS HARD tomorrow too.

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53237143

Rents up .8%

but... pork went down -.2%
Its over lean hog bros...

>> No.53237144

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm
So its really just oil dragging it down?

>> No.53237147

>SOXL pumping again after the huge dump during CPI data released
I don't get it.

>> No.53237153

>>53237132
and thats a good thing.

>> No.53237165

FUCKING BAN ALGOS FUCK

>> No.53237169
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>>53237109

>> No.53237171

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53237173

>>53236946
my wife cocoa is cute!

>> No.53237175
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>>53237144
as soon as bidden doesn't have that SPR card anymore... its going to get bad.

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53237177

Now is not the time to buy. That comes later.

>> No.53237178

Imagine not buying vix here

>> No.53237182

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>>53237177

>> No.53237194

>>53237143
>food and shelter STILL going up
muh cooling inflation

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>>53237126
No problem. I made my gf put on something cuter.

>> No.53237198

>>53237165
What's an Algo?

>> No.53237204

WTF Market- i guess it chose a direction now...

>> No.53237208
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Gold liked it a lot.

>> No.53237211
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I build this box with a fan that is hooked up to a thermostat. The fan turns on when the temp gets to a certain point. I also put a light I

>> No.53237212
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>>53237191
It would be extremely painful.

>> No.53237213

>>53237109
TSMC had revenue increase a massive 46%
But they predicted it would be $635 billion and it was only $621 billion

So the "earnings failed" is technically true but the articles are painting the company as struggling despite thriving more than any other tech company

>> No.53237214

>>53237105
The question is "is this how you actually want the market to be driven?" though. Do you think it's actually efficient to have computers instantly reacting to data like this? Look at that insane straight-line dump and then V-shaped recovery. That's irrational as fuck - if real people had to interpret this data, we probably wouldn't have had the dump. All the algorithmic trading does is allow rich faggots to scalp a few extra percent out of every move.

>> No.53237215

>>53237175
my mans rockin some fresh guccis

>> No.53237216

>>53237195
Your gf is pretty cute for a white girl.

>> No.53237217

Why is it pumping ? Where is the muh dump?

>> No.53237218

>>53237198
He lost to Bush in 2000

>> No.53237224

>>53237126
>>53237094
I want her to kill me fuck that would be so hot

>> No.53237225

>>53237198
another memecoin
https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/algorand/

>> No.53237227
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>>53237198
Beady-eyed algos

>> No.53237228

>>53237195
>All the cosplay grills doing slave Leia always wear bottoms
Weak.

>> No.53237231

>>53237144
what need to happen to make oil more expensive? Im betting on nukes in ukraine

>> No.53237236
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>>53237208
Silver chads!

>> No.53237239

>>53237211
You did really good. What are you gonna put in it?

>> No.53237242

>>53237198
It was a ship in ancient Greek mythology.

>> No.53237247

>>53237178
redpill me on vix

>> No.53237254
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>>53237211
From bottom to top. Exhaust side of fan, waterproof switch, and junction box. Note that I cut up an extension cord in order to supply power to the box so I could test

>> No.53237256
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>>53237212
You don't get to bring friends.

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Today's prediction: A slow crab trending upwards

>> No.53237258

>>53237239
Probably his bad dragon dildo collection.
The right temperature is key to keep them smooth and slippery

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>DXY continues to drill downward through resistance

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are we back bullbros? My calls about to print

>> No.53237268

>>53237208
damn i got that one wrong today.

>> No.53237273

>>53237218
ayy

>> No.53237274

Holy shit
>reading this thread
>looking at dxy

Is smg finally going the cryptopilled route?

>> No.53237278

>>53237239
I made four of them. They are going to have some different pipes in it. It’s for a water treatment plant. They want an enclosed place to put some type of measuring instruments

>> No.53237279

The algos will start dumping at open

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>he doesnt remember the last CPI 20 point rally

Im gonna laugh when bobos get heemed again

>> No.53237283

FCX bros...

>> No.53237284
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>>53237257

>> No.53237285 [DELETED] 

>>53237216
hey kike tell us the story again of when your pedo rabbi sucked your baby cock after mutilating it, cutting off the most pleasurable part for the rest of your life

>> No.53237286

dump at open
check em

>> No.53237287

>>53237274
Not at all, but I'm on the verge of giving in to this silver shit and going long some miners.

>> No.53237288

>>53237274
what route is that?

>> No.53237292

VIX: dying
DXY: dying
Equities: pumping but not as much as DXY is dying

>> No.53237295
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>>53237194
Energy is down -4.5%
Used cars down -2.5%

Core CPI (sticky) is up +.3%

>> No.53237294

>>53237214
>The question is "is this how you actually want the market to be driven?" though.
The real question is "in the modern technological world could a market exist any other way?" How exactly do you propose changing things? Also do you understand how much the liquidity every trader is used to will dry up?

Stop complaining about things its a weak cowards coping mechanism accept the way the world works look at it as a feature not a bug and find a way to take advantage of it. your complaining is womanly and if complaining makes you feel better your mind is rotten.

>> No.53237297

>>53237274
>2023
>Crypto as a serious investment.

Lmao.

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>>53237274
No, we just chimp out over everything like it's the Super Bowl.

>> No.53237301

>>53237257
Euro stocks are mooning now. I will sell some before US market open, then maybe go big on tech stocks.

>> No.53237317

Cum inflation

>> No.53237319
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>> No.53237320

>>53237294
Of course it could exist another way, people just have to agree that letting the market swing wildly like this is absurd. They won't though, I know it's hopelessly fucked. People like us have absolutely zero influence on the way the market works, we're just along for the ride.

>> No.53237321

>>53237274
I buy Coinbase, simple as.

>> No.53237322
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Still not selling my inverse LETF's

I'll let them go to zero. I don't care.

I know I know, I'm still not selling.

>> No.53237323

>19 VIX
It's over bobo

>> No.53237330

>SOXL is gonna break 13 soon
SOXLbros, WAGMI

>> No.53237332

>futas
Madness.

>> No.53237334
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>>53237317
Girlfriend inflation.

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Im rich

>> No.53237340

>>53237295
so the core CPI is like when you blow up a balloon and rub it on your hair and the hair sticks to it?

>> No.53237342

We haven't seen $1900 gold in a while.

>> No.53237344

It's incredible how suppressed the vix is considering the situation

>> No.53237351

>>53237274
>crypto
btc is still at a 6 month low after this recent pump and really has no reason to go higher

>> No.53237355
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I could probably start building indoor grow boxes.

>> No.53237354

Damn Amazon up almost 20% over the past week

>> No.53237359

well today is going to be comfy until it's not

>> No.53237360

>>53237194
Food and shelter prices are misleading as fuck because there's an incredible amount of grift going on in those sectors, and everyone knows it. That's why the Fed doesn't look at them with as much weight.

>> No.53237362

>>53237344
If I don't go long VIX here I'm gonna be so mad at myself in an hour.

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>>53234934
quacking adorable

>> No.53237370

>>53237320
How could it exist another way? What are you going to do somehow ban algorithmic trading? How?

>> No.53237371

>>53237274
Yes and we begin by buying COINin bulk before the hedgies do it (again).

>> No.53237372
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>>53237274
>cryptopilled
no volume

>> No.53237376
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Up only. Bears lost.

>> No.53237378

>>53237322
Kek baggie

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>>53237317
Based.

>> No.53237389

Market volatile as fuck
VIX crashes

>> No.53237390

>>53237355
nice

thought you capitulated after you got scammed out of 30k

>> No.53237391

INFLATION IS COOLING, LET'S PUMP THE MARKET, ESPECIALLY COMMODITIES HAHAHAHA, INFLATION 6% FOREVER

>> No.53237394

>>53237360
the Fed doesn't look at food
the Fed 100% looks at shelter, housing is the highest weighted in PCE
>Shelter prices and core CPI less energy services (some calling it supercore) were up 0.6% on the month

>> No.53237402

>>53237370
Destroy liquidity by making it so you cannot close a position for... 3 days.

>> No.53237405

>>53237371
>Cathie Wood loves COIN
That's a major red flag sadly

>> No.53237410
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holdl the line mumubros I think they will try to short attack us at the open

>> No.53237411
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>>53237198
its dem anglo-saxons putin is fighting, and when he wins natgas gonna pump

>> No.53237412
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53237412

Today and tomorrow will be the last time for a long time that the SPY is at 400. There won’t be a SPY above 400 until Fall.

>> No.53237414

>NOOOOOOOOOO ITS SUPPOSED TO HECKIN CRASH
Well? Where are all the retards? Where's the crash? I've been waiting for 12 months.

>> No.53237419

>>53237355
I was going to guess it was for cigars or something like that. Pretty cool thing anon.

>> No.53237420

>>53237389
Uvix only goes down. I've never see it actually go up

>> No.53237423

So if my hypothesis is correct, today is just going to rally all day, and more and more buyers will come around picking up shares of everything, however, tomorrow is when you see the effects the rate hikes have had on the banks, and basically it's just going to crash back down. #Fake&Gay #BullTrap so just don't get trapped, do the in and out, buy puts at the close, and watch the hilarity of the ensuing shit show this market truly is.

>> No.53237422

>>53237370
I personally have zero influence over it and never will so I don't really care to get too deep on it, but everyone paying attention knows that letting algorithms cockfight all the time makes for a ridiculous market. Delay the algorithmic trades whenever there's a data drop or conference? Limit the amount of leverage they can use? Limit the max amount of algorithmic trades? I don't know man, I just know that it's absurd

>> No.53237425

>>53237410
I will buy more COIN

>> No.53237428

>>53237414
Everything is priced in now - inflation has peaked, recession priced in.

>> No.53237433

at this point I'm seriously considering parking all my cash in jepi or a short term bond fund, fuck this bull shit

>> No.53237436

>>53237414
earnings

>> No.53237435

>>53237394
Okay cool my point still stands, anyone with a third of a brain knows that housing prices have been completely insane for years and the sector has rampant speculation driving up prices

>> No.53237438

>>53237330
my average is 62 dollars

>> No.53237444

>>53237402
But it is a market. In a real marketplace in the real world you can transact as many times as you want so if your digital items correspond to anything in the real world an alternative digital way to trade that item will come about. That is just completely insane limiting a transaction to 3 days. Not a real proposal.

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>>53237414
M-Mother of all Bubbles is popping errr... today... errrr

>> No.53237448

>>53237435
>anyone with a third of a brain knows that housing prices have been completely insane for years and the sector has rampant speculation driving up prices
lol. this is why the Fed needs to continue aggressive policy. you are proving the point you are arguing against
>housing has been insane!
>rampant speculation!
>prices rising sharply!

>> No.53237454

>>53237438
Y-y-your one share, right anon?

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53237455

We are dumping ....

>> No.53237457

well i tried to help you guys. oh well. good luck

>> No.53237458
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53237458

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

>> No.53237459

VIX COMPUTER

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>>53234934
Do we short at 400 or wait for 410?

>> No.53237464
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53237464

ALL IN ON BBBY

>> No.53237469

>>53237448
What?? I'm saying that policy makers don't give as much weight to housing because everyone knows that it's manipulated so it's a shitty measure of economic health

>> No.53237470

>>53237436
>largest chip maker in the world beat
>banks are poised to beat
Lmao

>> No.53237471

Recession is cancelled.

Funny looking back at all the “experts” calling it as if it was inevitable.

Thank you Based Jerome.

>> No.53237473

>>53237410
lmao

>> No.53237474
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53237474

I just want you all to know, I love this insane, autistic community.

>> No.53237477

How to double my money ten times in a row?

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>he sold the dip

>> No.53237482

Imagine fighting the fed

>> No.53237486

>>53237474
well that's good cuz you're here forever

>> No.53237488

>>53237414
Retard. The economy and uncertainty was worse in the past. The market is healing and inflation cooling down. You had plenty of time and blew it. HFSP.

>> No.53237491
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53237491

APPARANT WINNAR!

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>>53237454

>> No.53237494

>>53237422
You are just being resistant to change. Similar things were said whenever there was any advancement in markets. "such and such is absurd." You can learn to appreciate and find an edge in the modern markets or just sit with your arms crossed seething and shitting up real discussion. Most would say the algorithms have net positive changes on the market you just need to learn how modern markets with high levels of algorithmic trading works. Most of the algo trading is just arbitrage anyway which just ends up providing liquidity.

>> No.53237502

Did the bulls get too cocky?

>> No.53237506

FUCK OFF BOBO

>> No.53237512

>>53237460
i think it's gonna float up today

>> No.53237516

Ugly dump, what games are the MM's going to play today...

>> No.53237520
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20 years of free money will do that to a nigga

>> No.53237522

>>53237502
Bulls crabs and bears all got too cocky, its literally over for all of us

>> No.53237524

>prices still rising extremely fast but slightly less than they were before
>buy buy buy

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bulls are pathetic

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>>53237520
>20 years of free money will do that to a nigga
underrated post.

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>>53237474
life sentence, so get settled in

>> No.53237538

>>53237470
>largest chip maker in the world beat
their forward guidance was very bad, as will be every other company that reports
we didn't begin to see real destruction until late november - these earnings will likely be mixed, where you have beats on revenue, but guidance will be terrible for the companies that did okay, and then other companies will miss
>banks are poised to beat
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-11/banks-revenue-bonanza-seen-under-threat-as-us-recession-looms

>> No.53237540

>>53237494
>Just find an edge bro!
Lol really?? The algorithms are literally designed to not give retail an edge. No one has an edge except market makers when they can trade literally instantaneously at almost any time, using information that no one else has. The statistical likelihood that a retail trader could get an edge in that situation is almost unfathomably low.

>> No.53237543

the thing is since the CPI was along expectation, the MM can turn to either advantage to move the market either direction...this is really bullshit manipulation

>> No.53237544

Look at FTSE

>> No.53237547

>>53237524
pretty much

>> No.53237556
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I’m going to try to get some actual work done today, wish me luck

>> No.53237561

BUY BUY BUY REDDIT

>> No.53237564

>>53237543
The biggest bullshit is that they're going to revise it all in a few weeks and say "oopsie turns out it wasn't so bad ha ha!"

>> No.53237563

>>53237538
>their forward guidance was very bad
Yep that's why it's ripping 4% pre market LMAO.

>> No.53237574

>>53237543
they could have manipulated it even if CPI was decisively bearish or bullish too, they have no shame lol

>> No.53237575

>>53237414
it won't crash overnight, it'll be a slow bleed.

>> No.53237581
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53237581

time for another exciting trading day reddit! all our favorite meme stocks going to moon today my dudes!

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>8,000 worth of material and labor.
I bought plastic and payed a plastic welder to make the boxes and doors.
>4 fans $55 each
>4 thermostats $29 each
>4 junction boxes $70 each
>8 sets of door hardware $29 each
>$50 worth of wire
>2 8 hour days
Selling each box for over $7,000

>> No.53237589

>>53237540
You are just repeating defeatist bullshit you have read to dissuade you from ever trying. Algorithmically traded markets are MORE predictable than ever they just don't want you to know this. The behavior is just different from market behavior in the past so all books on markets prior to like 2012 are bunk and then especially prior to 2016 when machine learning algorithms really took off in the markets.

>> No.53237590

>>53237575
Can you faggots finally shut the fuck up with this shit? You just had a "slow bleed" for a fucking year.

>> No.53237599

>>53237590
with many more to come.

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What the fucj i get up for 5 min to make some eggs and bacon and you fags let the market crash?

>> No.53237610

>>53237588
I mean get your money anon but that's a classic fucking commercial ripoff. Stuff like this is why inflation stats are bullshit.

>> No.53237611
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53237611

Almost time for the market to open, fellows!

>> No.53237612

>>53237575
>the SLOOOOOWW BLEEEEEEDDD
>SPY's 3 month performance is +10%
Where's the bleeding? Is it in the room with us?

>> No.53237621

>>53237537
I don't see /pol/ on there

>> No.53237624

>>53237482
Biden is literally gonna pour cold water on the fed in 30mins time
>economy is good and stronk
>we beat inflation
>vote for m-me again plz

>> No.53237627

>9 minutes to open
>BTC shitting itself
This was supposed to be a huge day for us Miner investors

>> No.53237631

>>53237590
Is the market a woman?

>> No.53237633

>>53237588
>box for over $7,000
What are the boxes for?

>> No.53237634

Natty brap bros we're healing

>> No.53237638

>>53237624
Naw he's gonna announce a multi-trillion dollar infrastructure package for Ukraine

>> No.53237637

>>53237610
How is it a ripoff? That’s not even its final form. I sell to the guys who build out water treatment plants. They will mark it up between 2x and 3x. The end user (water treatment plant) will probably pay $15-$20,000 a piece for these

>> No.53237640

>inflation slightly less than extremely bad
>market runs 10%
Totally sustainable. Buy the top mumu

>> No.53237642

>>53237611
you can see the exact point on his teeth the coke hits every day

>> No.53237644

>>53237627
you have to be mentally challenged to invest in cryptoshit

>> No.53237645
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53237645

I feel like I overpaid for my spy call at close yesterday

>> No.53237646

>>53237634
how how are you guessing for today?

>> No.53237649

>>53237627
>still above 18k
>shitting itself
??

>> No.53237652

ANOTHER FUCKING REVERSAL?!

>> No.53237653

>>53237574
>>53237543
It is not manipulation it is the nature of a market stop resisting something that you know is just going to happen next time and learn to extract profit from it. It is the market makers job to move price around liquidity so if you see many price levels on indexes on the bid / demand side get completely blown out like this morning then you know market makers were setting up the market lower where demand is and supply won't be put back on the ask side so markets will go back up to where the MM can break even playing up and down both sides. This is happening constantly in every market at every timescale with algorithms and real flesh and blood traders playing the mean reverting game of price finding.

>> No.53237654

>>53237588
I don't understand the purpose of this post. Is this some subtle crypto miner stock shill for like HUT or something?

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Literally no one ( and i mean NO ONE) cares or pays attention to Joseph Robinette Biden

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melt up soon

>> No.53237659

>>53237633
They’re chemical resistant. They are going to have holes cut in the bottom and a rather large pipe and some chemical measuring instruments inside of them.

>> No.53237660

>>53237611

>Looks like a greasy mcdonalds sausage patty in hand and diet dr pepper breakfast

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>>53237612

>> No.53237667
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>>53237642
holy shit your right...

>> No.53237670

>>53237540
Markets go up over time so your edge is time. How can an algo that trades sub millisecond defeat that unless you let it?

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>pump
>touch memeline
>bad news
>doump eet
have you guys seriously not figured this out

>> No.53237673

>>53237657
Literally who

>> No.53237677

>>53237002
That's why I stopped trading bros. The J boys in Chicago hit me for $50k in 2022 and I realized it's much comfier not trying to guess how the algos will react to every data drop. I realized they are selling this idea of day trading for a living to chuds like me and all the hoopla on fomc days is just a tv spectacle event to sell the goys. And the chat bots ITT coordinate to bait suckers like me into buying poots against my own long bags. Sucks that it took $50k to learn that

>> No.53237680

>>53237654
Just gloating about how I manufacture things and am therefore better than most people.

>> No.53237687

>>53237657
Never heard of her

>> No.53237690
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53237690

Time for milkies~

>> No.53237696

>>53237671
in the dotcom crash the market broke the trendline for a month while rallying before crashing another 50%

>> No.53237698
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BBBY? BBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.53237704

>>53237477
buy meme stocks 10 times in a row

>> No.53237710
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So cpi caused no change in premarket??? Other times it causes 10$ swings in premarket. Maybe I should sell my calls at open...

>> No.53237713

>>53237698
It’s probably gonna crash today desu

>> No.53237720

>>53237698
yep

>> No.53237724

WTFWT?!?!

>> No.53237726
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53237727
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53237727

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.53237728

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>> No.53237732

>>53237680
Oh. Well congrats on having a real job that contributes to something useful then.
I just trade stocks and make other people poorer.

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Lmao all the idiots who don’t know what’s coming, believe it or not baggot was absolutely correct in his analysis >>53237423 all of you are near sighted dipshits focusing on CPI when the CPI ain’t the game anymore, Earning are the next domino to fall and when you add in a trillion dollars of QT and falling yields will cause an accelerated pass for the fed to dump bonds causing yields to go back up while maintaining a 5% fed interest rates are going to BTFO of consoomers. CPI was last year’s play and all you faggots are falling hook line and sinker for a fake and gay rally today. They have hooked you faggots with making it seem like is not so bad and the recession is cancelled in two weeks* into 2023. When this is the time of year major funds are rebalancing their funds buying and you dipshits don’t even realize it

>> No.53237738

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53237739

Buying the dip in COIN

>> No.53237741

>>53237665
>this time will be 2008
We have measures specifically to prevent anything like that happening again.

>im pricing in the global financial crisis!!
lmao

>> No.53237750
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>>53237727

WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>> No.53237753

>>53237659
Ohhh nice.

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>>53237727
>bang bang bro two seconds off
ABANDON SHIP THIS NOT A POWER TOOL

>> No.53237757

>>53237645
what the fuck, $78 406 1/12 calls are $15 at open, what the fuck man

>> No.53237773

>>53237637
Maybe I'm misreading your numbers but $7000 per box with a tiny fraction of that being spent to produce them????

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53237774

So despite a 2$ pump from yesterday my calls lost a dollar in value today???? Fuck this gay shit. My calls are worth 1.92$ now yesterday 2.80$.

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>Low quality fabrication guy is back
>Buy puts now sperg is also back
I'm so bullish it's insane.

>> No.53237780

>>53237757
No not even 406 calls, 404 calls.... that's so fucking shitty I hate this

>> No.53237782

>>53237754
LMAO instead of saying drill he said power tool

>> No.53237787

>>53237741
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/13/bank-of-england-calls-for-urgent-global-action-after-near-collapse-of-uk-pension-funds.html
>Dec 13, 2022
>it could never happen again!
>they're totally not over leveraged!
>banks have learned from the '08 crisis, honest!
lmao

>> No.53237790

nothing screams a buying opportunity like buying a piece of shit company like nvda trading at 70x earnings

>> No.53237792

>>53237734
>When this is the time of year major funds are rebalancing their funds buying
Why not buy when they buy?

>> No.53237795

>>53237734
Also ECB QT starts in March.

>> No.53237797

Why are my calls down 90%

>> No.53237796

>>53237774
>He doesn't know about theta
>He doesn't know about IV
>He buys calls

Lol

>> No.53237798

>>53237790
Kek

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>>53237774
yeah everyone loses since no big move

>> No.53237810

>>53237774
Thanks for playing

-MM

>> No.53237811

WOOP

WOOP

PULL UP

PULL UP

>> No.53237812

wow literally nothing is happening

>> No.53237813
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53237813

BOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOO

>> No.53237814
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53237814

>>53237790
But i make money

>> No.53237818

>White House says CPI data could confirm soft landing
Yeah bros I think we're going green

>> No.53237821

Buy COINBASE

NOW

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53237823

WHOA WHITE BETTY

>> No.53237824
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>>53237813
Aren't bears full of parasites and shit?

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>>53237818
I hope so

>> No.53237831

RUH ROH RAGGY

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53237839

>BBBY

>> No.53237841

WHATS HAPPENING

>> No.53237843
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53237843

Uh oh, stinky.

Where's the retard that thought CPI coming in as expected was bullish?

>> No.53237851

>>53237774
Read how they work before buying options you stupid cunt.

>> No.53237852

WE'RE GOING DOWN

>> No.53237859

>>53237841
Poot buyers being baited

>> No.53237862

>>53237773
Yes we spent about $8,000 producing these boxes and are selling them for north of $29,000. It took about 2 weeks to get the boxes after I had the material delivered to the welded, then took me about 2 days to cut into them, wire the fan, thermostat, and light.

>> No.53237865

>>53237824
If you eat bear liver, you will literally die

>> No.53237867
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53237867

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53237874

Predict flat day. Tomorrow dump

>> No.53237877
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53237877

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.53237876
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53237876

Very Semitic trading today

>> No.53237884

>>53237865
>Eating the physiological oil filter of any animal
Noted, though.

>> No.53237889

>>53237278
Who's "they"?

>> No.53237890

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlr2ZMTc52E

>> No.53237893
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53237893

Is this bullish or bearish CPI report in the room with us right now anon?

>> No.53237897
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53237897

My all chart is now down 64% fuck dude I don't know if I'll ever break even but I think I'll take a break for a while if it ever happens. Fucken scam options implied volatility made me lose 2k on calls at market open.

>> No.53237899
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53237899

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

>> No.53237902

NEW

>>53237883

>>53237883

>>53237883

>>53237883

>>53237883

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53237936

>>53237824
Ears are decent.
I just had some with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

>> No.53237943

>>53237889
The end user

>> No.53237949

>>53237588
>>53237637
What are you smoking? There’s no way those are selling for that. $1k max

>> No.53238015

NEW THREAD

>>53237914

NEW THREAD

>>53237914

NEW THREAD

>>53237914