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>accidentally committed time fraud on my first day at work
clocked in but forgot my name badge so ran back to the changing rooms to get it and spent 20 seconds illegally clocked in, then someone was coming behind me so i held the door for them for 5 seconds but turns out it was the hr manager and she gave me a verbal warning and next time it happens ill be written up
my first day ive already got 25 seconds on my time fraud record, im such a fucking idiot

>> No.53220956

>>53220947
you should take naughty pictures of that HR manager and post them here

>> No.53220957

>>53220947
Bump

>> No.53221810

enjoying living in a communist country

>> No.53221856

accidents happen

>> No.53221899

>you need to clock out for your lunch anon
>the next time you take a lunch and clock out you'll be fired
Cool the thing is though is I'm not going to ever clock out for lunch because federal laws beat state laws

>> No.53221913

>>53220947
>Accidently shitposted another whole day instead of doing my wfh job.

>> No.53221963

>>53220947
>there are wagies on this board who will go to jail for time fraud

>> No.53221996

>>53220947
this is probably a LARP but unskilled hourly work is a close approximation of the lesser circles of hell. i worked in a warehouse for a few months where being more than 2 minutes late would automatically give you a point for tardiness. there was a single punch clock for ~50 people to use at shift change.

>> No.53221997

Mmm I love my boss owning the company instead of me and the other workers. So glad for all this market efficiency

>> No.53222010

>>53220947
Back in the day I used to clock in 30 mins early every day for like 5 years. Nobody noticed.

>> No.53222059

>>53220947
>fraud
LMAO. It is like calling criminals to the illegal inmigrants

>> No.53222113

>>53221963
if corporatism goes this far then the wagies will honestly deserve it

>> No.53222156

>>53222113
it's already gone that far. wage theft is estimated to be the greatest form of theft in america -- employers stealing wages from employees. kek.

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53222198

>>53220947
dont let some hr rostie femdom you anon. Be a man. Buy pepl. Make it hard. Now shit on that hr rosties desk. Congratulations, now you are officialy an eccentric millionare.

>> No.53222626

>>53220947
If you're going to work like a dog you might as well work in sales. Nobody cares what you do as long as you make legitimate sales, and you'll be paid a lot better than waging at a place that micromanages your time.

>> No.53224029

>>53220947
it could have been worse, I tried to look intimidating, and I said "move fat fuck" when I was going to the bathroom, it turns out that the person I said that to was a friend of my boss, and I almost got fired, now I just stay in my office without wanting to go out even for breaks, at least from here I can continue watching calmly how solana keeps growing without someone telling me that I am not doing anything

>> No.53224304

>>53221997
>Mmm I love my boss owning the company instead of me and the other workers.
You'd still have to put in 14 hours a day at the dildo factory regardless of who owned the company, and you might see a $0.05 wage increase after your old bosses salary was shared out among you all.