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>> No.53215637

>>53215602
Buy more donut!

>> No.53215644

>>53215602
He should be able to afford dental insurance with all the LINK he dumped

>> No.53215650

>>53215602
sugar and carbs, this is where my money went to

>> No.53215720

>>53215602
Extremely bearish picture, just sold 100k.

>> No.53215733

>>53215602
this is worrying

>> No.53215737
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seriously whats going on with this guy? i used to browse biz in 2017 he was much more better looking and eloquent back then. he straight up looks and sounds like a retard now.

>> No.53215789

>>53215737
Fat emboli to the brain following the world first big mac infusion. Ari said it was reckless but now Sergey can't understand a word Ari says.

>> No.53215800

>>53215737
he's partaking in the descent into madness along with the rest of us. pretty based desu

>> No.53215960
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It's all fucked up and shit

>> No.53216713

>>53215602
>>53215644
>>53215737
>>53215960
>sergey is capable of quantitative eating despite being half-british
extremely bullish desu

>> No.53216738

>>53215737
Stress. I know that face and eyes.

t.corperate slave with huge workload

>> No.53216744

>/Biz

>> No.53216753

How have I bagheld for 5 years and not noticed this fucking guy is missing a tooth. When the fuck did that happen? Also, Sergey is looking worse than ever. Guy needs to pull it together.

>> No.53218543

>>53215602
I’ll pay $20 for a gummer if you swallow? I can do BTC, BNT, SHIB, or ZIL and I’ll throw in another $5 if your good.

>> No.53218594

>>53218543
You can also play with my train set and we can eat as much crab meat as we want until my wife wakes up. She’s fat, black and lazy so we have until at least 3PM.

>> No.53218676

>>53215737
Sergey has always had a dysgenic look (negative canthal tilt, misaligned face, monkey ears).
He's also always been a quiet nerd (he always mentions some pop culture shows like Star Trek or whatever, even to Eric Schmidt), he probably had low self-esteem in his body image and then /biz/ endlessly teasing him for Big Macs, calling him fat, etc. probably wrecked his morale even further. No wonder he never wants to see anyone and just runs his company 100% remotely. Probably his mom had to push him to make SmartCon 2022 an in-person event so he could get out of the house and make friends.

>> No.53218862
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>>53216753
God damn he does. Look at picrel its from 2 years ago. When he talks he hides his bottom teeth. DUDE YOURE WORTH MILLIONS GO GET A FAKE TOOTH FOR FUCKS SAKE

>> No.53219058

>>53215644
But the big mac feeling & taste wouldn't be the same!

>> No.53219203

>>53218676
i used to think posts like this were just for the memes but now realize that they were completely accurate

>> No.53219269

When is the pump coming?

>> No.53220935

>>53215800
Based take

>> No.53221093

>>53218862
KEK

Russian Bucktooth Billy over here dumping billions and can't afford a dentist, par for the course. This guy is a disaster. I hear he has acid reflux big time from all the grease and fried food

He's like Trump I hear, passes on gourmet foods for french fries

>> No.53221192

>>53215800
>he's partaking in the descent into madness along with the rest of us. pretty based desu

based
i too am destroying my health much like sir gay

>> No.53221243

>quantatative eating

sergey literally inventing new /biz/ memes at the drop of a hat

>> No.53221411

>>53218862
I see it as a good sign. He's more relaxed, he doesn't feel he needs to hide it.

>> No.53221956

i would like to have a talk with Serg but idk about what, prob about videogames to let his mind relax a bit

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>>53215737
>>53218676
WTF did Sergey have an ear surgery?

He used to have Dumbo ears and now in all his latest interviews they seem to be normal

>> No.53222098

>>53222083
no, he just got fatter

>> No.53222148

>>53215644
Lisa needs braces

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>>53215737
Warnings were to heeded. He is probably vaxx-maxxed and his body is falling apart.

>> No.53222502

>>53215737
>quantitative vs qualitative eating
eat your broccoli kids