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Which came first?

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111

>>53210521

>> No.53212182

GME IS MOASSING!!!!

>> No.53212183

Jannies = niggers

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>>53212176
First for fuck jannies and kikes and niggers

>> No.53212208
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>GME IS MOASSING!!!!

>> No.53212213

NEON

>> No.53212224

>>53212176
>things you would say to a 4chan janitor in video format

I'll start
https://youtu.be/mJZZNHekEQw

>> No.53212225 [DELETED] 

>>53212190
What's it like to fuck a tall girl?

Also go long here

>> No.53212228

GME +5%
GME +6%
GME +7%
GME +8%
GME +9%
>we are here
GME +30%
GME +50%
GME +100%
GME +150%

>> No.53212235

>>53212173
SBSW, AEM, TX, BHP, CMCL, GORO, NEM and NEXA

>> No.53212238
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53212238

Welp went to the dentist for my checkup. Good and bad. Good teeth are overall in good shape. Bad, got a small cavity and another tooth with a chip in it. So lets see; 40 yrs old, 1 tooth gone, 2 cavities and 1 chip. Not bad when you look at it. But hey least I'm rolling in green today.

>> No.53212250

>>53212228
You bought your physical certificates right?

>> No.53212254

>>53212190
Ya know I think it's nice to have some chicks in bikinis. Brightens up the thread.

>>53212213
Always short mooning microcaps.

>> No.53212255

>>53212238
Goddamn I need to go to the dentist, I have like 2 cavities, chipped tooth, and my wisdom teeth are coming in

>> No.53212258

>>53212228
Your've in the wrong time line mate. That shit been & gone

>> No.53212263

GME +5%
GME +6%
GME +7%
GME +8%
GME +9%
GME +10%
>we are here
GME +30%
GME +50%
GME +100%
GME +150%

>> No.53212264

>>53212228
thank you i just doubled my money on calls

>> No.53212272

>>53212208
Its funny cause its barely 26% floated and GME is running out of time to turn a profit

>> No.53212283

>>53212235
also GOLD and CLF from what I see. It's getting hard to go through my portfolio kek,

>> No.53212284

>>53212181
What makes you think BTC still going up?

>> No.53212286

>>53212238
WBD doing work today.

>> No.53212287

>>53212176
AAAUUUUUGAAA. AAIIUUGGAAAA

DIVE DIVE DIVE !

>> No.53212291

When is the next market catalyst? You know, fed stuff

>> No.53212299

>>53212254
>Always short mooning microcaps.
Good recipe to get blown up eventually.

>> No.53212313

>>53212291
Thurday, CPI data

>> No.53212319

>>53212272
>unning out of time to turn a profit
A short squeeze happens quickly and rapidly. Its been like 2 years, shorts are long gone and deleveraged. They dont care anymore.

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>>53212225
I'm all in on puts for feb on spy already.

I guess I hope you're wrong. And tall girls are alright lays as long as theyre really thin.

>> No.53212322

>>53212291
read the OP lazy shit

>> No.53212326
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53212326

By the way jannnigers can range ban you from specific threads for that threads duration.

>> No.53212343

Is the expectation inflation will come in cooler than expected?

>> No.53212349

>>53212313
400C is free money, screen cap this

>> No.53212357

>>53212313
Thanks
>>53212322
I won’t ever do that

>> No.53212362
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53212362

Why are we flooded by bots/pajeets today? Markets not even doing anything.

>> No.53212370

rip my PRE shares

>> No.53212379
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I argue that the egg came first as evidence exists for eggs before birds, jungle fowl, and chickens existed.

>> No.53212384

>>53212362
What? You think bots and pajeets discuss eggs for 50 fucking posts?

>> No.53212395

>janitor deleting posts of actual women in the thread

Once again, to reiterate..
https://youtu.be/mJZZNHekEQw

>> No.53212399

>>53212379
those pits need a licking

>> No.53212417

>>53212384
No but they spam gme and other retarded stocks.

>> No.53212419

>>53212379
Yep, it's not specified that it's a chicken egg, and chickens come from jungle fowls, therefore the egg came much earlier.

>> No.53212420

>>53212263
Holy shit GME went down.
I wonder how baggies who bought 300 are doing.

>> No.53212424

>>53212362
I’ve been rangebanned from posting images, so there’s fewer anime girls.

>> No.53212430

>>53212379
That's a man, so the jannies should be happy.

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>>53212399
Yes, yes they do.

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>>53212399
>putting your mouth on women
what else do you have in common with lesbians?

>> No.53212449

>>53212176
CHINA GET IT IN BEFORE THE BELL , LEVERAGE

>> No.53212453
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>>53212436
I drive a Subaru.

>> No.53212466

>>53212453

#subiegang

its only based if you drive a 90s wagon with 4xd

>> No.53212467

>>53212176
Who else COIN Chad? I told you this is a huge play for the future. I still curse VTI and index fags for making me miss out on $2,5k in 2 days.

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53212471

GLOBAL RISK IS BACK ON. BUY 1DTE SPY CALLS

>>53212379
i wonder if she realizes that she's going to hell

>> No.53212470

>>53212449
Ok, but I'm gonna need you to either explain your reasoning or attach a cute anime girl. A female athlete would also be acceptable.

>> No.53212472

STLA

> p/e 3
> 7% divvy
> marketcap 50b vs Tesla's 375b
> sells more then 3 million cars in Europe alone a year, Tesla 1.3 million globally

>> No.53212482

>>53212319
The current GME cope is that the numbers aren't official

>> No.53212481

>>53212466
I'm kidding. I actually drive a '12 Tacoma 6 speed 4x4.

>>53212471
>YWN be that crucifix

>> No.53212492 [DELETED] 

>>53212482
Surely financial institutions can rely upon self reporting and self regulation.

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>>53212467
>COIN
lol
lmao!

>> No.53212498
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53212498

I went long on spy with a x35 leverage and i will not sell bobos

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53212499

Anyone holding some decent Mexican stocks? My theory is that manufacturing moving there from China will boost income of their domestic companies, including food and services.

So far I own only KOF, will look for more stocks like that later.

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>>53212472
>They own Peugeot.
Neat.

>> No.53212516

>>53212492
What's your average for those shares?

>> No.53212517

>>53212472
divvy is not guaranteed, I already checked payout history in past thread and it's spotty. I will check their earnings later, probably tomorrow. Want to make sure it's sustainable.

>> No.53212519

>>53212498
details?

>> No.53212521
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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon? (and yesterday too since I wasn't here)

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Can someone please explain to me why the markets are STILL crabbing?
Fucking hell... inflation has already peaked, the fed said they'll slow down rate hikes (which we all know is just code for stop rate hikes, followed soon after by rate decreases), all the tech companies are doing layoffs which should boost earnings... China has stopped their stupid covid lockdowns, the Ukraine war is pretty much a stalemate and unlikely to get better or worse, so that should be priced in. This is fucking absurd, we can't keep crabbing like this forever

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53212530

I got fucked today, /smg/... and not in a good way...

>> No.53212547

>>53212472
>Shilling this moments before close.
Fucking useless

>> No.53212549

>>53212526
>Can someone please explain to me why the markets are STILL crabbing?
Cause Santa got my letter, dickhead.

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DING DING DING how did >>(you) do?

>> No.53212552

>>53212526
Russia took bakhmut, ukrops are coping, NAFO in shambles, i pray to christ for russian victory every day

Kill every ukrainian pig.

>> No.53212555

>>53212499
I was looking at the iShares Mexico ETF and:
1. lol that the ticker is "EWW"
2. It has GRBMF and I have now died of laughter.

>> No.53212556

>>53212492
>newfag doesn't realize what a publically traded company is
What you're suggesting is a felony

>> No.53212557
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>>53212530
imposter, he would have used a different file name

>> No.53212561

>>53212521
been doing awful the whole week. Down like $2.5k YTD. Doing much worse than last year so far. I need to stop taking the wrong side of the trade

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>>53212521
+744,88(+0,89%)
I like stock market by the way

>> No.53212574

>>53212552
>christ for russian
Russia isnt a pro christian nation dude. In terms of business, any russian win is a chance for more military spending by the feds so bullish for USA.

>> No.53212576 [DELETED] 

>>53212556
>What you're suggesting is a felony
https://www.finra.org/rules-guidance/oversight-enforcement/finra-disciplinary-actions-online
Pennies on the dollar without admitting guilt anon

>> No.53212580

>>53212526
Is the pic from st Martin

>> No.53212583
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>>53212552
Ukrainian sloot cheapies when?

>> No.53212590

>>53212576
least interesting troll attempt

>> No.53212592

>>53212580
...from what?

>> No.53212596

>>53212553
she looks yuge

>> No.53212611 [DELETED] 

>>53212590
If you're too retarded too read just say that anon. GME will win

>> No.53212615

>>53212521
It did not go today

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>>53212526
The Fed is actually saying that they will hold interest rates somewhere between 5 and 5.5 % until the end of 2023.

People like you are the reason it's crabbing, it should be going down.

>> No.53212628

>>53212574
Cope, kys, and drown in a sea of blood, boomer.

Is the janitor here a homosexual or something? What brand of autism/gayness is required to delete pictures of any woman you see?

To reiterate..
>you cant post furcunny
>you cant post real women
>but you can post dicks all day for 250 images because the jannie is a massive queer

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>>53212555
kek, nice names
Yeah I should go through ETF holdings too and pick whatever suits me. I was wondering if anyone holds a specific company they can recommend. Kinds hard to evaluate that in SA countries.

>> No.53212646

>>53212493
Wow look how cheap it is, what a bargain.

>> No.53212648
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>>53212521
>XLB: 0.99%
>XLC: 1.51%
>XLE: 0.7%
>XLF: 0.6%
>XLI: 0.56%
>XLK: 0.59%
>XLP: -0.12%
>XLRE: 0.32%
>XLU: 0.01%
>XLV: 0.85%
>XLY: 1.26%

>Me: 0.72%

Biden needs to end his war on fat people and soda so my NVO recovers.

>> No.53212651

>>53212611
You do realize its the stock exchange and not the company that stores stock information right?

>> No.53212659

>>53212526
The market is crabbing because it's filled with morons like you who are still trying to fight the fed. So basically it's a big tug of war between Jerome and stupid Mumus.

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>>53212552
>Kill every ukrainian pig.
Based based based based fuck jewkraine

>> No.53212670

>>53212228
I HATE /GME/ GENERAL
I HATE /GME/ GENERAL

>> No.53212675

>>53212646
Literally this.

>> No.53212681

>>53212555
why don't they make an india etf called POO

>> No.53212688

>>53212228
>$17
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.53212693

>>53212651
Dont bother with gamecuck memes. Theyre not rational people. Theyre low info people who think they learned something about financial markets. Ken griffth talked to some dude once at a soccer game so that means its a big conspiracy now.

>> No.53212694 [DELETED] 

>>53212651
You do realise it's easy to hide short positions? Move them overseas, use married puts, use swaps, fail to deliver.

>> No.53212711

>>53212681
that would be pretty funny

>> No.53212714

If you own stock in a casino company (MGM/PENN etc) and you get caught card counting and they wanna ban you how can they do that if you're a shareholder

>> No.53212717

I should buy Vix right?

>> No.53212729

>>53212714
by telling you to get the fuck out of their establishment

>> No.53212741
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53212741

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.53212740

>>53212714
IDK but I'm a KR shareholder and they don't like me just taking food off the shelf.

>> No.53212742

the leveraged precious metal miners worked out very well these past few months. now I am going all in on inverse leveraged semiconductor puts dated 3-6 months out. that’s how you do it /smg/

>> No.53212744

>>53212714
Card counting at a casino you own reminds me of that Jimmy Carr bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXom0OP3Rwk&t=37s

>> No.53212753

>>53212729
but with it being a publicly traded company you technically own some of that establishment too

>> No.53212754

NIGGER

>> No.53212762

>>53212530
Those were good times. That was a creative poster

>> No.53212764

>>53212326
what's the original?

>> No.53212767

>>53212740
card counting is not stealing. it's strategy

>> No.53212769

>>53212694
So your argument is that its wallstreet colluding cooking the books without any hedge fund or brockerage or GME itself realizing it

Or that they are working together. Officially flat earth Q tier cope

>> No.53212780

>>53212753
>You got ten seconds to prove that your shares correspond to these exact cards you were counting

>> No.53212782

Still think Tesla stocks will go below $90?

>> No.53212786

>>53212753
That's cool and all but if you break their rules and infringe on their business you're out

>> No.53212794

>>53212767
It's cheating, Rain Man.

>> No.53212803

>>53212794
no it isn't

>> No.53212816

So now that the bottom is officially in what do I buy calls on? ARKK?

>> No.53212818

>>53212794
its not cheating, its just against casino rules

whether or not they can prove you're actually county cards is a different story but they rely on "we have the right to refuse service to anyone" etc. etc.

>> No.53212821

Pizza Hut is bringing back Big New Yorker style pizza. Last seen on the menu back in 1999. You got this or a stuffed crust you also got a PS1 demo disc with it. (3 demo discs total; I've got them all)
https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/10/business/pizza-hut-big-new-yorker/index.html

>> No.53212822

>>53212767
Casino blackjack isn't a game.

>> No.53212842

>>53212803
>>53212818
Cheaters.

>> No.53212866

Is Biden really gonna ban gas stoves?
How do we play this?

>> No.53212868

>>53212822
what is it then?

>> No.53212871

>>53212470
Xi Xinping is the last man left on the face of the earth.

>> No.53212873

new year new me
This is financial advice.

>> No.53212882

>>53212626
>>53212659
>Akshully it should be going MUCH lower!!
Lol yeah after a year of insane selling

>> No.53212890

>>53212873
What's good, nigger?

>> No.53212894

>>53212873
oh fuck. I forgot it cuts off like that.
oh well

>> No.53212900

>>53212694
lol get banned tripfagging gme baggie retard
based mods
>>53212866
You live in a red state and laugh at the blue states

>> No.53212911
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It's official now were entering a Shania Twain pattern going forward . Buy now because it's only going up from here

>> No.53212912

>>53212890
I past 2k subs on my jewtube channel :D

>rokler on suicide watch

>> No.53212914

>>53212873
You still buying SOXL?

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>>53212866
They won't.

>> No.53212920

>>53212915
Clearly they cant rip out gas stoves from homes but they can issue a new construction mandate

>> No.53212927

>>53212911
Take me back to the 90s when celebrities and artists were white and attractive.

>> No.53212929

>>53212659
I'm glad we have bright minds here like you who got the market figured out.
I still remember bear euphoria in Q3 when people were claiming SPY is going to $200. You should actually listen what bears have to say about stocks, but they seem to be insanely bad at macro.

>> No.53212930

>>53212915
>Dr Jill Biden
>Dr
Wtf???
PhD or MD or honorary?

>> No.53212941

>>53212930
In January 2007, at age 55, she received a Doctor of Education (Ed.D.) in educational leadership from the University of Delaware.[2][44][46][47] Her dissertation, Student Retention at the Community College: Meeting Students' Needs, was published under the name Jill Jacobs-Biden

>> No.53212943

>>53212868
Legal fraud masquerading as a test of luck and skill.

>> No.53212946

>>53212930
Worse... Ed. D.

>> No.53212947

>>53212920
They have already done this in some southern CA counties.

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>>53212941
>Student Retention at the Community College: Meeting Students' Needs
Uh make it cheap? Where's my doctorate, faggots?

>> No.53212963

>>53212947
So retarded
Electric stoves fucking suck

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Wtf happened today?
I just woke up because i was blackout drunk yesterday.
My head hurts so much bros.

>> No.53212972

>>53212967
What were you drinking

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>>53212764

>>53212521
+.91%. Good enough for me

>> No.53212987

>>53212963
We also live in a country that lets you smoke.
>"Breathing cigs directly into your lungs? Yes goyim!"
>"Cooking with natural gas? Oy Vey!!!"

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>>53212176
I didn't pay attention to anything today
Why did we go up

>> No.53212990

>>53212972
A bottle of good single malt and a shitload of beer

>> No.53212999

>>53212900
Mods are never based only temporarily not gay

>> No.53213008

>>53212986
>"He's giving ME the creeps." - Hollow-eyed tattooed skeleton
kek

>> No.53213007

So what’s up with this meme trash pump on shit like Coinbase?

Did the speech leak? Are we getting a dovish Powell?

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>>53212988

>> No.53213025
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ASMB stock ladies!

>> No.53213027

>>53212914
still holding, but I’m definitely thinking about buying more.
still got my 40k signing bonus.

I’m thinking about feeding my BTC, SOXL positions a bit, and the rest going to TQQQ

>> No.53213029

still holding PRE

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53213033

>>53212176
Yellen confirmed to remain treasury secretary until the end of bidens term.
>incredibly bearish
a 76 year old whitehead kike cunt shouldnt even be allowed to cook for the synagogue bake sale, let alone head the treasury department. Confirms continued control of our monetary system by foreign global elites, this will inevitably lead to another great depression, because that is what (((they))) want.
>pic related
>Elites believe the global markets respect this and not instantly lol
We really are the evil empire... Flee the US while you can. Head to an Islamic or orthodox Christian nation.

>> No.53213032

>>53213027
What exchange do you use to buy BTC, and how do you custody it?

>> No.53213044

>>53213012
I see, thank you

>> No.53213048

>>53213032
just robinhood.
idgaf about doing it properly, just holding some as an investment vehicle or whatever

>> No.53213054

>>53213008
>Hollow-eyed tattooed skeleton
And wearing guy liner to boot

>> No.53213065

>>53213033
Yellen was so obviously out of place compared to Bernanke and Powell it's kind of hilarious

>> No.53213086

>>53212915
>gas stove
>non stick pan
no wonder he has dementia

>> No.53213097
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>>53212927
But what about Tay?

>> No.53213100
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>AMD now over 40 P/E

>> No.53213117

>>53213100
it’s popular in the data center market, meaning AWS and jewgle are buying a shitload of them

>> No.53213139

I sold PRTY on the bankruptcy report. Decided to just eat my 60% loss. Now it's almost back up to my cost basis and 50% above where it was before the report. On no news. This fuckin clown market.

>> No.53213142

I hope that the market goes up again tomorrow.

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>>53213097
A shining beacon of whiteness in the grim melanin tinted darkness.

>> No.53213149

>>53213065
She is just as bad as biden. Should have been in the nursing home feeling the righteous fist of diversity 10 years ago.
They remind me of my grandmother that ate/drank herself retarded by age 60, had dozens of microstrokes and now cant even wipe there own ass without a handler.
This would all be a hysterical SNL skit, if it didnt have such serious real world implications.

>> No.53213163

>>53212882
>insane
lol no

>> No.53213170
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>>53213149
It's still hilarious.
Just embrace the clown.

>> No.53213171

>>53213139
Yeah even oatly is pumping like crazy.
Oatmilk producer thats worth over a billion dollars.
Barista zoomers are retarded

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>>53213100
Amd has a processor with 84 cores atm . If you look historically AMD has always had a PE a little higher than the largest core offering they have. So at 40pe vs 84 cores AMD is very cheap

>> No.53213199

>>53213178
>84 cores
what?

>> No.53213209

>>53213199
the processor is 20 by 20 inches

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>>53213170
All of this constant clown world makes me incredibly angry. The positions of power that used to hold reverence are now filled by literal brain dead mongoloids or token nigger diversity hires. It seems merit truly is dead in this world.
What makes it worse is that there is truly no escape.
God, we need a violent global revolution.
I dont care if the glowies see this, send bachelors and bodybags fucknuts.

>> No.53213237

>>53213178
that’s going to be stupendously popular for data centers.
AWS actually doesn’t give you your own dedicated machine even when you get one of the bigger EC2 instances.

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>>53213233
Based fedposter.

>> No.53213245

>>53213199
AMD EYPC data centre CPUs have fuck you cores wich is allowing them to grab market share as pointed out here >>53213117

84 cores currently with 128 core CPU next year

>> No.53213251

>>53213233
>God, we need a violent global revolution.
Nobody's stopping you if you think you're going out in a blaze of glory.

>> No.53213256

>>53213178
actually, they have another one that’s 96 cores

>> No.53213260

>>53212988
jerome didn't say anything, so buy buy buy.
until market gets scared of wednesday then is relieved on thursday with low CPI, buys until it gets scared of bank earings friday

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53213266

Tick. Tock.

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>>53213266
Uh, what did he mean by this?

>> No.53213278

>>53213237
Did you ever except the SNAP offer or are you still an amazon cuck

>> No.53213281

>>53213266
>everyone wants to pivot
>unpopular decision
Pretty sure the unpopular decision would be to not pivot.

>> No.53213290

>>53213266
Lying bullshit. That's literally the exact fucking opposite of what JPow said this morning. He said that policy decisions were NOT theirs to make so they should only do so if congress legislates as such.

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>>53212552

>> No.53213307

is TSN a good egg investment? i know they sell meat but that means they own a lot of chickens

>> No.53213310

>>53213245
>with 128 core CPU next year
I’d imagine AWS is already using any dual CPU socket motherboards that might be on the market, if that’s a thing that can actually be done…
I’d imagine there will come a point at which they’ll need new bigger or custom sockets just to handle CPUs with EVEN MOAR CORES

>> No.53213312

Woah. Black. Betty.

>> No.53213315

Buddy check out black Betty computers

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>>53213244
The feds are even tired of this shit, most are doing less than the bare minimum solely to collect a paycheck. With the exception of FBI drones that would literally eat their own mother if the director told them too.
>>53213251
Its not a blaze of glory if there is not a wave of support behind you. History is written by the victors, even the most based sacrifices are remembered as "Crazy lone man does crazy random act". Look at the guy that flew his plane into the IRS building, or marvin heymeyer. One man pushed to the brink is a tragedy, one hundred thousand men pushed to the brink is a revolution.

>> No.53213320

How did we do today lads?
I'm up 2% :)

>> No.53213329

anyone ever fly spirit? it isn't as bad as everyone talks about

>> No.53213341

>>53213329
It's the kind of thing a lot of people do but pretend they don't. Personally I fly Frontier but I keep it to myself and I would never tell a girl I'm dating that.

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>>53213025
Kek

>> No.53213344

>>53213329
all the niggers and shitskins use spirit so i've heard

>> No.53213352

>>53213315
ticker: BMBLM

>> No.53213351

>>53213341
luckily ive been dating one that doesn't care as long as we get there and back

>> No.53213355

>>53213316
One man in a light aircraft...

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>>53213266
8%

>> No.53213375

>>53213367
10%*
It's the 1970s.

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>>53213329
I only fly Hawaiian Airlines, friend. Mahalo.

>> No.53213388
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53213388

Bros, why did they pump today? I'm pissed that AMZN is still going up, I wanted to make more shorts.

>> No.53213391

>>53213344
eh. i grew up in the south. i'm used to them

>> No.53213402

>>53213329
Southwest has replaced spirit as the defacto butt of airline jokes.
Personally, I like jetblue. Seems to be the least pretentious airline. My go too is booking flights at off peak times so I can select an empty row of seats get hammered and laydown. Never had anyone bitch about me hitting my vape either.

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>>53213199
>>53213245
>>53213256
found a nice pic for a source on this

>> No.53213417

Wayfair? More like chapter 11

>> No.53213425

>>53213355
One man and his Komatsu D355A...

>> No.53213430

Wayfair? More like sex trafficking.

>> No.53213431

>>53213278
didn’t accept the SNAP offer because I knew they would be a risk (and they did a 20% lay off earlier this year)
took a different job offer that also pays north of $300k

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>>53213425

>> No.53213470
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>>53213355
Look at your post number...
Better start bulldozer shopping bud. The digits have chosen, you are now Marv II.

>> No.53213474

I wonder how bullish this will be for AMZN for the rest of this month?

https://www.fool.com/investing/2023/01/10/this-genius-move-by-amazon-could-be-bad-news-for-s/

https://www.fool.com/investing/2023/01/10/why-amazoncom-stock-just-popped/

>> No.53213476

>>53213470
I just made plans to go to Granby this summer lmao.

>> No.53213494

CPI bets?

>> No.53213499
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53213499

While this recent problem is NatGas is ostensibly weather-related, I should like to think that the velocity of the consecutive 50% plunges will illustrate the 2022 market performance followed by the 2023 market performance.

>> No.53213505

>>53213494
Not good, Tone.

>> No.53213513

>>53213476
Pour one out for the homie.
>back on topic
WHY THE FUCK IS SILVERGATE UP 7% TODAY??!? The only news was MORE analyst DOWNGRADES, by 50%.

>> No.53213512

>>53213494
We don't bet around here.

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>>53213499
ECB is supposed to start QT in March, for instance, and BLS is going to correct that jobs error one of these days.

>> No.53213520

>>53212521
+1.08%, if it's positive I'm happy, simple as

>> No.53213534
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Fucking market pick a direction. I can't trade this indecisive crab.
>>53212379
I wanna use Billie's chubby body like a bouncy castle.

>> No.53213541

Huge oil build this week. Not surprising, but still pretty bearish.

>> No.53213547

>>53213513
This is what I call a dumb money day. meme stocks go up the most, the day is overall low volume. notice not even stocks like NVDA are up crazy amounts, just all the bankrupting dogshit.
it's usually a good sign to sell.

>> No.53213550

>>53213513
FUCK
SILVERGATE

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>>53213513
What even is Silvergate?

>> No.53213567

>>53213494
6.8

>> No.53213568

Fed is gonna do "unpopular" option; hello more fat rate hikes. Hello cheap VZ and SWPPX. Hello even fatter Emergency fund interest rate (come on baby take it from 3.30% to nice even 4.0%!). Hey look at that; me with my pending fat tax refund that uh needs a home. VZ and SWPPX can have it.

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53213576

>market rallying into cpi

>> No.53213592

>>53213576
where are your knucles? looks like a baby triceratops hoof

>> No.53213604

>>53213547
>the day is overall low volume
this is my favorite bear cope

>> No.53213606

>>53213592
shut up, guys brave enough to post his hand and brand new watch atleast, what did you post??

>> No.53213632
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53213632

What if Powell is going to make it so him finally ending QT is enough for the market to rally off of indefinitely and he doesn't even need to pivot into QE

>> No.53213636

Okay. /smg/. Are you selling SPY puts going into CPI. Or are you buying SPY puts going into CPI. Does the forest stay quiet. Or do the tigers pounce.

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>>53213636
I'm not an options degen.

>> No.53213655

>>53213555
Crypto bank with liquidity problems, bank runs, ties to FTX and Alameda, ties to binance

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>>53213655
Sounds like a great place to put money.

>> No.53213667

>>53213604
If you want to interpret it differently, I'd say smart money is holding off on making bets today with CPI so close. but dumb money is bidding up shit stocks. which leads to low volume, smart money not doing anything.
so if CPI comes in cool that would drive up a rally.

>> No.53213673

>>53213647
People who only trade delta 1 are homosexuals / transfolx.

>> No.53213675

>>53213534
It's going down.

>> No.53213680

>>53213636
Have a few February puts, but considering buying a little more tomorrow for eom.

>> No.53213685

>>53213636
Even if CPI is good, we'll dump into OpEx week as we have for the past year. I'll sell my puts then.

>> No.53213691

>>53213547
>nvda up less than it was yesterday

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Gonna go shooting at the range bros. Not paying attention to markets until CPI anyway.

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>>53213673
My beta is super low. Such is life.

>> No.53213707

>>53213680
You have price target for your SPY puts?
>>53213685
You gonna sell SPY puts after OpEx week? What strike? Btw I think the OpEx stuff is mostly noise, not signal. Volatility regimes change and OpEx was bearish in 2022 but could easily be bullish in 2023

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>>53213547
Seems accurate. Thank you for your astute analysis, good sir.
>>53213550
FUCK
SILVERGATE
>>53213555
A bullshit crypto bank that is wrapped up in largest fraud of the 21st century, FTX.
Imagine all the kike fuckery of a regular bank, only with deposits taken and held in fugazi crypto tokens like FTT, Luna & dogecoin.
Needless to say, deposits are down ~70% while withdrawals are up around 80%, with hundreds of millions of $ worth of deposits held by customers that have already filed bankruptcy.
There are more negatives going on, like issuing new shares at a net loss, but I do not want to sperg a wall of text.

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>>53213576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB4dYfFgaME

>> No.53213720

>>53213636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7N-aPE4OIQ

TIGERS

>> No.53213723

>>53213704
Ehh, you don't need to only trading D1 to keep beta low. I'm just fucking with you ofc, most people who are smart and rich only trade D1 (avoid options).

I keep my beta low by just shorting ShitCos

>> No.53213735

>>53212238
I think I was about 45 or so when I lost a tooth (only the one so far). I hardly ever brush them, so it was no surprise.

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>>53212182
damn and i bought 5k of 5p 1/24 today now i'm not so sure they're losing 300mil cash a quarter like the earnings reports say

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>>53213576
For me, it's Timex.

>> No.53213751

>>53213707
>You gonna sell SPY puts after OpEx week? What strike? Btw I think the OpEx stuff is mostly noise, not signal. Volatility regimes change and OpEx was bearish in 2022 but could easily be bullish in 2023
Perhaps, but it's not gonna change overnight. If we don't decline into the expiry, I don't have to sell puts.

>> No.53213755

>>53213245
The only thing keeping AMD from swallowing the entirety of the data center and workstation market is that intel's platform is more mature in general. The techies who make the decisions on this just trust them more for the time being, which is not a small advantage.

>> No.53213759

3900 reeeeejecteddddddd


It’s official. Generational lows confirmed; SPX will never again trade below 3900. SPY 400EOW guaranteed and probably 500EOY.

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>>53213748

>> No.53213787

>>>/pol/411686892
is this true anons? is more debt impossible for europe

>> No.53213793

>>53213606
i posted a nice turkey sandwich and got bullied

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>>53213316
holy shit. based.
I already knew about killdozer, but this guy literally got a thumbs up from noam chomsky

>> No.53213807

>>53213748
I love my casio, and my rolex. Everything else is largely just noise. I do love Suunto, but they are more tools than a watch. Seiko is another fantastic company, though I do not own one.

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>>53213723
It's frustrating because when everything has a retard day, you don't share in as much. Then again, I'm old and losing money is worse than missing out on money at this point. Oh well, webm related.

>> No.53213828

>>53213748
Skagen and Casio, those are the choices that make me happy.

>> No.53213832

>>53213787
Frankly, more debt is always on the table.
>>53213807
Seiko is great. Their Chronographs are very well-built. I don't like how most of their watches have a mismatched crown placement though.

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>>53213772
she look gud

>> No.53213837

>>53213787
Who knew tax and spend policies were cancer

>> No.53213839

>>53212472
>investing in automotive
Automobile industry is one of the hardest hit during expensive times. Plus demand has been dying for a few months, car loan defaults are increasing rapidly, and the market is going to be flooded with Carvana shit after they go bankrupt. I’d wait until things are back on the uptrend. Car loans in the last two years are like mortgages were from 2005-2007.

>> No.53213860

what's with all the oddball memes the last 100 or so posts?
is everyone turning schizo from their bagholding?
is /smg/ about to crack?
bullish or bearish?

>> No.53213864

>>53213837
>I'll live to see the euro welfare stare collapse
based

>> No.53213869
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53213869

Dxy death cross

CPI coming in cool

China reopening

GDP positive

Unemployment EVEN LOWER

Bobo you think you're in charge?

>> No.53213871

>>53213805
Guy was incredibly based, the IRS was maliciously attacking him and destroying his life over (if i remember correct) some minor payroll withholding BS from 20 years before his faithful last flight. All state agents deserve the rope.
>a lot of lesser elites and glowies know this, and feel the same way
>they just dont want to upset the status quo that benefits them

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>>53213860
We're all a little mad here.

>> No.53213891

>long spy tomorrow
>go short Thursday at noon
>close position Friday before closing bell
Thoughts?

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>>53213876
>a little

>> No.53213908

>>53213839
>why yes Jamal you do in fact qualify to buy this slightly used 2022 Charger for zero down and payments of only 500/month for 120 months @ a low 15% APY.

Sheeeit I’ll take it niqqa

>> No.53213913

>>53213876
I'm not just mad. I'm fuckin bonkers/livid, depending on what definition you use.

>> No.53213912

>>53213891
>long spy tomorrow
If by tomorrow you mean last Thursday then I agree wholeheartedly.

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53213916

そして
Get-get-get on! Get-get-get on! Get on chu!
Get-get-get on! Get-get-get-get on chu!
熱く とろけるくらいに溢れた気持ちが
たまらないでしょ
Get-get-get on! Get-get-get on!
Get on chu!
Get-get-get on! Get-get-get-get on chu!
Get on! Get on!
我爱你 無問題
Get, get, get on chu!

>> No.53213917

I'm a europoor about to open my first brokerage account. Is there some hidden downside in investing long-term into murka ETF-s in an unleveraged cfd construction? Due to some peculiar circumstances I would be better off this way in terms of overall brokerage fees compared to buying the equivalent european ETFs, but I'm uneasy about not actually owning assets. Would I be cucked out of the insurance in case the brokerage goes bust for example?

>> No.53213949

Stayvunn
Silvergate Stayvunnnn

>> No.53213952

>>53213876
Wonder if a resident autist can scower some epstine photos and see if those two chairs are somewhere in the background.
Look at bills face, he is imagining how comfy that chair would be with a 14 year old bouncing on him. You know they didnt leave without those chairs.

>> No.53213955

>>53213917
>in case the brokerage goes bust
Do you think you're the first person have this concern? Then relax, somebody would have tweeted hey this brokerage will fuck you if they collapse.

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>>53213860
>oddball
4chan is healing, and returning to its former self.

>> No.53213961

is an money market fund like sprxx a good place to dump 50k that i dont want to lose for the next year or so

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>>53213957
>early 2000s 4chan

take me back

>> No.53213976

>>53213912
>going long right before Friday the 13th bank earnings wipe out the market for the weekend

>> No.53213979

>>53213961
How much do you hope that makes you in a year?

>> No.53213983

>>53213917
>unleveraged cfd construction
Never heard of them but looks like a derivative. I wouldnt. ETFs arent derivatives theyre just baskets of stocks. I cant imagine how popular etfs have more fees for you than a special niche investment vehicle.

>> No.53213998

>>53213979
as long as it isnt negative i dont care

>> No.53214002

>>53213976
I would be short by Thursday afternoon. Im only going long on the CPI data pump then exiting quickly.

>> No.53214003

>>53213976
>implying Friday the 13th is a bad thing to satanist bankers

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crab day
crab week
crab month
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>> No.53214042
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Why line only go up :/

>> No.53214046

>>53213976
GS announced its largest layoffs since 2008, 6.5% of its workforce.
>very bearish

>> No.53214062

>>53213971
/s4s/ gives me vibes that seem like how early 4chan was

>> No.53214064

For me, it's Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

>> No.53214067
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>>53213793
One time I went to Publix to order a sandwich. When I got to the front of the line, instead of saying, "How can I help you?," the person at the counter said, "How are you?" I said I was terrible. The person practically had an orgasm and said, "OOOOHHHH!!! WUSSSS ROOONNNGGGG?!??!!??!" I said I had gotten kidnapped and taken to Antarctica where I was surrounded by practitioners of falsehood pretending like we were still in North America, such as her. She said, "Me?" I said, "You heard me." Then she stormed off and wouldn't make my sandwich, and she probably never even asked me what I wanted. All she did was wait for me to get to the front of the line to start shit with me. After a while, some other lady came ever and started to make a sandwich for me. While she was making it, the manager of the store approached me. He asked me if I was ok and I told him I was not. He asked me what the problem was and I told him that I didn't want to tell him about my feelings. He began to demand that I tell him about my feelings and I refused. Eventually, after he had repeated his demand a half dozen times, I asked him to stop bothering me. He told me that he was not bothering me and I assured him that he was doing exactly that. Then he got pissed off and told the lady to stop making my sandwich. That's where the video started. If you ask the jews, they will say I was wrong to tell the first person, a white male tranny dressed in black face, about my feelings and I was also wrong not to tell the manager. Both were wrong according to the jews: telling the problem and not telling it. Then I noticed the camera and I made a remark. The real context was that the person holding the camera was a white man who I was speaking to while I was in prison. However, the video was uploaded (by jews) to the internet with a false context about where I was and who I was speaking to.

>> No.53214094
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>futes

>> No.53214095

>>53213805
>this guy literally got a thumbs up from noam chomsky
Q is my uncle David, the King of the Independent Kingdom of Mann. Since he is also my dad, acting provisionally to me as a father, I am called the Son of Man.

>> No.53214113

>>53214046
>implying layoffs aren't bullish as fuck right now

>> No.53214114

>oil bounces back up just before Take Profit
Is the brokerage fucking with me or what?

>> No.53214116
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>futures

>> No.53214135

look at bbby bros

>> No.53214178

>>53214062
/vip/ is good if you have a job and can only check threads once a week or so, but otherwise kind of the same energy

>> No.53214180

Honestly posting with you lads while I was sick and watching the market whipsaw made me feel better along with the zinc advice. Thanks bros. Watched LOTR while i wasnt looking at candles

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>>53214113
Wells Fargo- (also cut jobs in dec.)
“As the largest bank lender to Black and Hispanic families for the last decade, we remain deeply committed to advancing racial equity in homeownership.”

Stop. I can only be so bearish on banks.
>implying cutting investment jobs to focus on giving sheboon niggers mortgages is anything but bearish
clown world fr fr no cap

>> No.53214205

>>53214046
saving expenses. this is bullish

>> No.53214216

>>53214042
Dead cat bounce before the next leg down.

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>>53214180

>> No.53214260

>>53214042
bobos promised earnings compression, it's not here. Instead 2020/21 bubble deflated and we're back to normal pricing now. Corporations always win, even if it means that regular consumer has to suffer. Not sure why bobos want to bet against that.

>> No.53214276

Holy shit Bloomberg anon might have been right all along

https://twitter.com/alderlaneeggs/status/1612944740689010689

>> No.53214286

>>53214276
gotta be CS

>> No.53214287

>>53214260
prepare your butthole

>> No.53214291

>>53214194
You will never learn and keep making same mistakes if you will blame the world and not your lack of its understanding

>> No.53214293
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>>53213983
You see anon, the eu bureaucrats in their infinite wisdom decided to protect me from investing directly into us etfs. The way most brokerages operating in europe circumvent this is by offering those etfs-s as non-leveraged contracts for difference. In this way, the legislation backfired completely by pushing people towards riskier derivatives. I can also buy european etf-s directly, but I'm going to spend some time in the US starting in the near future, and none of the brokerages where I could buy those etf-s cheaply operate in both europe and the US.

>> No.53214310

>>53214287
I heard this bearish song so many times now that I'm completely indifferent at this point. I'll keep doing what I'm doing since it's working for me. If I listened to bobos here I would be bankrupt multiple times over already.

>> No.53214327

>>53214286
Sbny looks like trouble

>> No.53214329

>>53214286
they have way more than $120b in assets

>> No.53214331

apparently 3rd party sellers were invited to test out that Buy with Prime shit a while back and they turned it off after a few weeks. Biggest complaints were trouble with syncing coupon codes, lack of support for partial refunds and zero cart management.

I think the pump from AMZN news today could be overblown and short lived when many more will start seeing how shit it is when it rolls out for everyone by Jan 31.

>> No.53214332

>>53213917
CFDS are a scam. Go to a good broker and buy actual Dow jones stocks.

>> No.53214344

>>53213917
Read up on the specifics of it, since CFDs are not that regulated. I have no idea if they have to be covered by insurance like simply buying ETFs or stocks would be. Also, CFDs usually have overnight fees, which might completely fuck your returns.

>> No.53214349

>>53214332
>go buy sales force
lolno
Go OSTK and get yourself some anime decals

>> No.53214352

>>53214293
>but I'm going to spend some time in the US
Move here. Right now.

>> No.53214371

>>53214329
would the balance sheet go up according to total valuation, or the valuation of their risky derivatives?

>> No.53214401

>>53214371
assets on a bank's balance sheet is just loans, cash & equivalents and investments mainly.
so derivatives or risk weighted asset calculations like HQLA are irrelevant to that number.
its as simple as looking at their total average assets on their 10Qs

>> No.53214406

>>53214344
The overnight fees are due to the borrowing you do when you use leverage. No leverage = no overnight fees, but some brokers still charge an extra spread for cfd-s.

>> No.53214500

>>53214401
Wat

>> No.53214504

>>53214331
their stock price is still too expensive, so I'm not sure if the pumping will last for much longer

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/01/10/amazons-buy-with-prime-a-positive-step-but-stock-remains-overvalued-.html

>> No.53214544

>>53214500
what?

>> No.53214607

I'm shorting egg suppliers

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1612939580902199296

>> No.53214646

>>53214607
>egg suppliers
You can just refer to those as 'women'

>> No.53214654

>>53214646
most women don't have any eggs left

>> No.53214660

>>53214331
>>53214504
Quality posts.

>> No.53214664

>>53214654
If they aren't fertile are they really women?

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>>53214654
This

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>BREAKING: A small amount of uranium has been detected in a package that arrived in the UK at London Heathrow airport following a routine screening.
Uranium bros...what does this mean?

>> No.53214703

>>53214671
Puts on nuclear power, we're heded for antoher round of greenie fearmongering.

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>>53214703
This. The zoomer fears the nuclear Armageddon, and does not understand the atom, much like the boomer before them.
>You now know cold war 2.0 and the threat of nuclear war with china/russia will be used as the ultimate FUD for nuclear energy

>> No.53216006

>>53214671
its probably one of those dumb tritium keychains you can buy on aliexpress