/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL No.53200705]

Whipsaw Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.53200720]

>>53200705
Reminder that /smg/ is full of wiggers and street shitter types

[Anonymous No.53200732]

>Futas

[Anonymous No.53200754]

Don't look at the futures

[Anonymous No.53200764]

I looked at futures.

[Anonymous No.53200772]

Will the CPI and Bank earning reports cause a bloodbath this week? I heard that banks are freaking the fuck out from people being stupid with credit cards and housing.

[Anonymous No.53200784]

I should've bought puts

[Anonymous No.53200803]

cash

[Anonymous No.53200806]

uh can somebody tell what the FUCK

[Anonymous No.53200830]

What are the long term economic consequences of 6 year old black kids bringing guns to school to shoot white teachers?

[Anonymous No.53200833]

Anyone else hate when people literally say “K” when saying $10k? I write $10k but I say “ten grand”

[Anonymous No.53200854]

>>53200772
idk lol. when i last read mergers & acquisition were abnormally high, and subprime buyers were propping up their profits.
now all the housing volume is gone. not expecting defaults anytime soon but maybe their existing loans will remain profitable

[Anonymous No.53200858]

Whats /smg/ listening to?

For me its nightride lofi and waiting for asian market opens.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKBcDzAvbXU

[Anonymous No.53200859]

>>53200830
i thought only white kids shot up schools?

[Anonymous No.53200860]

>>53200830
>around blacks, never relax!

[Anonymous No.53200869]

>>53200833
I use scientific notation.

[Anonymous No.53200880]

>>53200858
Why... trance, of course!
https://youtu.be/scfc5wne5kQ

[Anonymous No.53200883]

>>53200858
debussy

[Anonymous No.53200885]

>>53200830
My GEO long will print harder

[Anonymous No.53200887]

>Apple, $AAPL, aims to replace Qualcomm, $QCOM modem but 2024, and Broadcom, $AVGO, by 2025 for in-house design.
qcom qisters...

[Anonymous No.53200889]

>>53200859
lol
lmao!

[Anonymous No.53200890]

was considering writing disney puts at 85 dollars a week ago and the premium was $500 , now it's $150 lol. would have been nice

[Anonymous No.53200908]

>>53200890
sosnoff out

[Anonymous No.53200923]

what is /smg/ reading? for me, pic related

[Anonymous No.53200930]

>>53200923
4chan

[Anonymous No.53200936]

>>53200930
broaden your horizons

[Anonymous No.53200944]

>>53200923
Just finished this, it was intense. Now I'm reading The Bloody Crucible of Courage.

[Anonymous No.53200955]

>>53200830
>25 years old
Christ, why does everyone my age who’s not a twink look like they’re in their 30s?

[Anonymous No.53200963]

>>53200923
Cycles maaannnn

[Anonymous No.53200972]

>Goldman Sachs will begin cutting up to 3,200 jobs within days, according to a person familiar with the matter, as the Wall Street bank tries to rein in costs in the face of a slowdown in investment banking and a paring back of its consumer bank.

[Anonymous No.53200976]

>>53200923
Some fun, medieval historical fiction. Some dumbfuck Dutchmen just tried using a cannon in the last chapter and blew themselves up.

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53200982]

>>53200705
Pic of the early baker celebrating with his star of Remphan

[Anonymous No.53200986]

>>53200705
what's gonna hapen to these toads?

[Anonymous No.53200991]

>>53200705
I thought she was going to cook and eat those frogs kek

[Anonymous No.53200996]

>>53200986
easy way to remember, if it's an asian woman she's going to eat it, if it's a white woman she's going to fuck it

[Anonymous No.53201001]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53201006]

>>53200996
And in both cases: it ends up on social media

[Anonymous No.53201014]

First circle is when China stopped its coal imports "driving demand down."

Second circle is China reopening coal imports "driving demand down."

Buy the fucking dip.

[Anonymous No.53201023]

>>53200963
debunked

[Anonymous No.53201027]

>>53201014
All the chinks died from the flu. They'll never burn coal again.

[Anonymous No.53201040]

>>53200944
Fucking fantastic book

[Anonymous No.53201048]

>>53201023
deboonked

[Anonymous No.53201049]

>>53201014
Kek coal people really did multiple XXs on their profits in a single year. Congrats to them lmao.

[Anonymous No.53201050]

>>53200972
Bullish for stocks?

[Anonymous No.53201051]

>>53200908
what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.53201067]

>>53201027
>muh rona
Holy shit stfu you god damn retard.

[Anonymous No.53201090]

>>53200887
FINALLY. My SOXS might do a lil sumn

[Anonymous No.53201100]

>>53201067
>no 2022 data
zoom in

[Anonymous No.53201110]

>>53201050
More layoffs, higher unemployment, this is what jpow has been wanting.Gotta do the needful for jpow.

[Anonymous No.53201112]

>>53200859
>i thought only white kids shot up schools?
thats only what they want you to believe.

[Anonymous No.53201121]

>>53201067
I can't wait for china to break all the pollution records and then the world to not end like climate fags warn

[Anonymous No.53201123]

>>53201006
but i only want to watch one.

[Anonymous No.53201163]

BTU is gunna take off like a rocket next pump and others will follow suit.
Practically every coal chart is primed to pop.

[Anonymous No.53201181]

BOIL bros, Biden is going to try to ban Gas Stoves. How low can this go?

[Anonymous No.53201206]

>>53201181
They're already banned in California.

[Anonymous No.53201238]

>>53201181
>its real
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Natural gas's byproducts are carbon dioxide and water. Thats it. Its as poisonous as human exaling. Thats literally what we breathe out

[Anonymous No.53201258]

I just got a letter from a debt collector.
I had a lease debt from an apartment I rented like 6 years ago. I left early and they tried to charge me for an additional 4 months. I just never paid it.
Damaged my credit score but it recovered and has basically disappeared. The debt was $1600

I get a random letter from some goon asking for $900 to make it go away.

I'm going to offer them $50.

>why is this related to stocks
Because banks are going to tank on Friday. I'll be the straw to break the camels back.

[Anonymous No.53201282]

>>53201181
>>53201238
They want to ban gas stoves so you're more dependent on the grid. You'll notice that every time they do stuff like this, its just to make you depend a little bit more on the shitty infrastructure of your shithole city.

[Anonymous No.53201290]

>>53201258
dont acknowledge the debt

[Anonymous No.53201292]

>>53201023
Rebunked faggot

[Anonymous No.53201301]

>>53201123
CHINA

[Anonymous No.53201308]

>>53201290
Is that a better idea?

[Anonymous No.53201310]

>>53201258
fuck he's based

[Anonymous No.53201317]

>>53200955
>2010s
>Jesas why all 30 year olds look like kids?
>2020s
>Jesas why all 20 year olds look 40?

Whatever the cause, the jews are probably the origin.

[Anonymous No.53201319]

>>53201258
smg post of the year

[Anonymous No.53201335]

>>53200772
the market makers have already lowered expected earnings long ago and stopped predicting yoy growth and have actually priced in a decline in revenue already they wont miss projections as badly as earlier quarters.

[Anonymous No.53201338]

>>53201238
It doesn't matter because republicans don't actually focus on bread, butter and fraud issues like housing costs, student debt or ballot stuffing. So they'll keep getting 51% of the vote and the democrats will win at 3 AM by 10,000 votes in Phoenix and Atlanta.

[Anonymous No.53201344]

>>53201301
Kek

[Anonymous No.53201355]

>>53201301
just tried this dance

[Anonymous No.53201365]

>>53200923
Been reading this series.

[Anonymous No.53201368]

>>53201317
Find another site to sully... You evil coward...

[Anonymous No.53201370]

>>53201338
Luckily individual states will ban it immediatley. You could never even enforce the vax in Alabama cause its against our constitution

[Anonymous No.53201386]

California wants to ban their Natural gas power plants too. Where are they going to get their electricity if they do?

[Anonymous No.53201391]

>>53201386
>alabama uses more nuclear power than california
JUST

[Anonymous No.53201397]

>>53201386
Ovens

[Anonymous No.53201398]

>>53201163
BTU puts continue to be free money. I'm out of mine right now though.
Now that it's got weeklies, the options are no longer the cause of volatility. IV is still high though.

[Anonymous No.53201400]

>>53201181
>>53201238
What a fucking retard, I will kill all the faggots that refer to these people as "moderates"
That being said Induction>Gas>(((electric)))

[Anonymous No.53201411]

>>53200955
Diet.

[Anonymous No.53201422]

>>53201400
That's racist. Don't you know gas stoves affect black and brown minorities more than whites?
t. Corey Booker

[Anonymous No.53201447]

>>53201258

[Anonymous No.53201460]

>>53201400
I like being able to cook and heat my home even if the power goes out.

[Anonymous No.53201463]

>>53201258
>6 years
Niggas are vultures.

[Anonymous No.53201469]

>>53201460
Well, too bad

[Anonymous No.53201470]

>>53201238
High temperature flames produce other byproducts with the air (obviously nitrogen dioxide). And gas stoves don't always burn the gas completely, which creates soot particulates.

[Anonymous No.53201481]

>>53201470
We live in a country that allows people to smoke cigarettes. Shut the fuck up pansy. Just vent the fucking stove you absolute retard

[Anonymous No.53201486]

>>53200830
The irony is that teacher was specifically built for BBC

[Anonymous No.53201488]

>>53201470
I’ll only stop using things that Israel stops using. Take it or leave it.

[Anonymous No.53201490]

>>53201386
If we we're smart, nuclear. Glad someone sat that retard newsom down and slapped the shit out of him to keep diablo canyon open.
>hey retard, not only are you shutting down a massive source of power its also the largest distillation plant in ca
>also it works with helms to make hyrdo power, so it wouldnt just be one plant offline.

[Anonymous No.53201493]

>>53201386
Hope a nigga does.

[Anonymous No.53201501]

>>53201422
The EPA has been on an environmental equity thing for a while and it is really annoying.

[Anonymous No.53201508]

>>53201181
I guess power grid will fucking explode if they go with that dumbass decision.

[Anonymous No.53201509]

>>53201238
>carbon dioxide and water. Thats it. Its as poisonous as human exaling
So it adds more to the atmosphere? Lmao or did you actually think nat gas was somehow clean and renewable?

[Anonymous No.53201510]

>>53201490
I think Nuclear power is the future if all plants are managed by no minorities and Israel doesn’t do another 9/11 on one for profit.

[Anonymous No.53201524]

>>53201481
It's a non issue in non cucked states and anyone living in cities is just going to have a harder and harder life from here on out. Which is very funny because cities are shitholes full of shithole people that deserve every fucked up thing they vote for or allow.

[Anonymous No.53201526]

>>53201470
Gas stoves are required to be vented. It's in the building code. Just like your gas water heater and gas furnace. Failure to do it by the builder or whoever puts in the stove is a big lawsuit ready to happen.

[Anonymous No.53201530]

>>53201524
>all the restaurants have to spend money to get new stoves
>price of food goes up
kek

[Anonymous No.53201531]

>>53200705

how do i find an asian gf like her whomst I can together with raise frogs?

[Anonymous No.53201536]

>>53201524
>It's a non issue in non cucked states and anyone living in cities
It would matter to you if its a federal ban though.

[Anonymous No.53201539]

>>53201317
Imagine going through 9/11, 2008, *and* 2020 without even having the nostalgia of the 90's to fall back on. No wonder Zoomies are tweaked out on Adderall and zonked on Xanax.

[Anonymous No.53201542]

>>53201509
Natural gas is renewable. Cow shit and land fill power plants are a thing. Shit, you can even turn wood to diesel so I've heard....

[Anonymous No.53201550]

>>53201531
>raise frogs
wholesome

[Anonymous No.53201551]

>>53201536
States rights > federal rights

[Anonymous No.53201554]

Also, I found this chart on the National Library for Medicine's website when Googling Peer to Peer default rates.

It looks like a penis. I feel informed looking at it.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9222552/

[Anonymous No.53201555]

>>53201542
>Natural gas is renewable
There isnt enough methane from cows to produce as much nat gas as oil drilling gets you.
>>53201551
Since never.

[Anonymous No.53201557]

>>53201530
Cheap food is antisemetic

[Anonymous No.53201560]

>>53200772
Banks have started layoffs and will release shitty earnings which are mostly priced in I guess. Real chaos will break out when CPI will come in a lot higher than expected.

[Anonymous No.53201561]

>>53201555
>laughs in abortion ban

[Anonymous No.53201565]

>>53201460
I agree, gas is great but induction wins me over. I have gas stove and portable induction, it's a kino combination

[Anonymous No.53201568]

>>53200705
WHO IS THE BLACKROCK EMPLOYEE. I WANT TO KNOW, WHO IS THE BLACKROCK EMPLOYEE.

[Anonymous No.53201570]

>>53201561
And cali allowed abortions. There isnt a federal abortion ban, but a lack of federal control. So each state does whatever it wants. If biden does a gas stove ban at congressional level it def affects every state.

[Anonymous No.53201586]

>>53201531
Frogs are antisemitic

[Anonymous No.53201591]

>>53201570
Again literally no. Hence why states could legalize weed despite the federal ban

[Anonymous No.53201592]

>>53201301
I thought the social credit system prevented this type of cringe

[Anonymous No.53201593]

>>53201561
Ca passed like 8 abortion laws last year cause of that shit.... Its a women "right" now so basically right up until birth you can still liquidize its brains.

[Anonymous No.53201599]

>>53201536
No, it would not. The fuck are they gonna do make propane illegal? It'll be exactly like the vax shit, based southern states tell everyone else to eat shit while all the cucked blue states bend the knee. I WILL taste the meat and not the heat and I WILL stand up for my bodily autonomy. Blow it out your ass if you don't like it.

[bundlefag5000 No.53201604]

Did you guys know that "they" were bundling car loans just like mortgage loans back in 2018?? That's why they were giving new cars to everybody with a pulse and then stopped making new cars to drive up the price. The whole "chip shortage" story was bullshit. They were driving up the price of the loan bundles so they could spin them off to something else. Look it up. Tru faktz

[Anonymous No.53201609]

>>53201539
Or even just the fact that the dating market has become really fucking terrible in like 5 years. And it was already bad before, it just became exponentially worse.

[Anonymous No.53201610]

Yields be sussin fr fr. The 1 month inverted the 2 year.

[Anonymous No.53201615]

Stock market never bottoms before a recession. Recession confirmed in second half of 2023. October wasn't the bottom. Meaning the bottom occurs between now thru June. Meaning you should be DCAing now. Meaning you should definitely not buy puts for the second half of the year.

Repeating what CNBC says to me.

[Anonymous No.53201616]

>>53201509
>carbon is a dangerous pollutant
>we're made of carbon
I think I know where this is going

[Anonymous No.53201620]

>>53201592
The SC score only punishes non-chads, much like how in america if you are under 6 feet your chances of becoming a CEO are halved.

[Anonymous No.53201625]

>>53201591
>Hence why states could legalize weed despite the federal ban
Thats because the feds didnt enforce it. Its still illegal across all states, but theyre not enforcing it.
>>53201599
>na do make propane illegal?
They wont make propane illegal but ban gas stoves. So you wont be able to buy one anywhere. If you had one they wont be able to stop you and cant force you to remove it from your house.
>>53201616
We arent made of carbon dioxide bud.

[Anonymous No.53201629]

>>53201620
companies are smart to not let themselves be run by manlets

[Anonymous No.53201641]

>>53201610
you should be long bonds by now anon

[Anonymous No.53201644]

>>53201625
How the FUCK are they going to enforce a natural gas ban?

[Anonymous No.53201645]

>>53201604
I believe it.
Car prices are a total joke now. You see a new econobox shitcar announced and it starts at $35k.
EV's have actually been getting more expensive, not less.
Obviously its because of Jews.

[Anonymous No.53201653]

>>53201620
>much like how in america if you are under 6 feet your chances of becoming a CEO are halved.
Manlets have broken though the glass ceiling, just look at all the pajeet ceos.

[Anonymous No.53201655]

I really wanna keep myself from trading until the CPI but I know for a fact I'm gonna end up trading tomorrow too. Any way to keep myself in check??

[Anonymous No.53201657]

>>53201644
You drilling for it in your backyard? The same way they enforced a whale oil ban. Just ban the suppliers from making it for you.

[Anonymous No.53201662]

>>53201653
Pajeet CEOs are a clear sign that a company has peaked or is near peaking. Its a very useful investing tool, try it.

[Anonymous No.53201665]

>>53201657
It only is about banning stoves. You can still heat your house. You'd have to explicitly ban the use of stoves

[Anonymous No.53201667]

>>53201644
Make builders only design electric homes, and ban the sale of gas appliances. When your gas appliance shits the bed, your fucked and have to use electric.

[Anonymous No.53201674]

>>53201662
Eh idk though. MSFT and googl might be doing well. Id agree in every other instance though.
>>53201665
Right, same concept though. Theyll just ban the manufacturing of gas stoves. So eventually yours breaks and there isnt any parts for it.

[Anonymous No.53201678]

>futures

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53201679]

>>53201657
>he doesnt harvest his own renewable whale oil

[Anonymous No.53201684]

>>53201615
>Repeating what CNBC says to me.

[Anonymous No.53201685]

>>53201641
>Long bonds
>"They're a good investment bound to pay off!"
Reminds me of people believing in stocks during 2021. When the smart money had all bailed.

[Anonymous No.53201691]

>futures

I'VE
BECOME SO
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMBBBBBBB

[Anonymous No.53201702]

This Boil Dip is tasty af. Over-reaction. I may buy more here if it gets to 12.50

[Anonymous No.53201708]

>>53201685
The secret to LTT is you have to hold them to duration. That being said I don't any, I hedge the market with reits in my roth ira

[Anonymous No.53201712]

>>53201685
Kek bonds are fine still. Id like it to be a bit higher but sadly doesnt seem like we will get over 5%.

[Anonymous No.53201725]

Mumu's anuses are blown wide apart!

[Anonymous No.53201735]

>CPI MOM expected -0.1%
uh

[Anonymous No.53201742]

>>53201685
This reminds me of a coworker complaining to me about her financial manager reporting to her that he lost 30k buying bonds and she was confused how that was actually possible.

[Anonymous No.53201745]

>>53201702
holy shit they really want to piss off the entire food industry. fucking idiots in this administration.

[Anonymous No.53201748]

Can anyone explain why the markets were so green today?

[Anonymous No.53201755]

The irony is that gas furnaces/stoves are better for the environment than their electric counterparts. Electric heat has to go through a fossil fuel powerplant at <40% thermal efficiency (thanks Carnot!) before reaching your home. Roundtrip, probably only 20% of the fossil fuel gets converted to usable heat. If you burn the gas directly at your place of residence you can use 100% of the heat energy. The people who write these laws are greta-tier retards who just want to virtue signal.

[Anonymous No.53201759]

>>53201742
How can you lose money on bonds if you just hold them until expiration?

[Anonymous No.53201765]

>>53201759
the same way you can make money on bonds with negative yields

[Anonymous No.53201767]

>>53201748
Literal bull trap. Happened the last two fed meetings. Decade of QE has bulls not living in reality

[Anonymous No.53201771]

>>53201755
DELETE THIS POST YOU ANTISEMETIC PIECE OF SHIT
YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT AND LOGIC? YOU NEED THE GRID MORE YOU LIL SHIT
JUST BEND OVER LIKE A GOOD GOY YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK

[Anonymous No.53201774]

>>53201655
Get a fucking hobby

[Anonymous No.53201784]

>>53201712
came to the same conclusion, I bought some 6 months at 4.6 since I think this is as far as the white man welfare will go, no 1980s style 18%s unfortunately

[Anonymous No.53201786]

>>53201759
its unrecognized loss, it literally doesnt matter if you hold to maturity

[Anonymous No.53201788]

>>53201765
>negative yields
the fuck

[Anonymous No.53201789]

>>53201712
Oh you absolutely will. And nobody will like it.

>>53201742
Doesn't help that both sides of 60/40 ate shit last year. "Treasuries are a safe counterbalance to equity market risk" is no longer true.

>>53201708
>>53201759
The problem with "hold until expiration" is that your locked in coupon will eat shit compared to inflation and alternatives that you could've bought if you stayed cash for a couple years.

[Anonymous No.53201796]

>>53201258
God bless you anon. Fuck debt collectors. You realize once you get up higher in a company how much companies get away with not paying. The construction industry DSO average is like 110 days ffs.

My comfy retired boomer parents got a threatening letter for a newspaper subscription they cancelled saying they owed them money. My parents have zero debt, 10 years left to live and rich as fuck and they are threatening their credit lol.

Its actually one of the few things i look forward to being old rich and retired is just saying fuck off to all these leaches totally consequence free.

[Anonymous No.53201799]

>>53201755
Oy vey

[Anonymous No.53201805]

>>53201789
Thats why ETFs exist. EDV is still down 33%

[Anonymous No.53201810]

>>53201685
you don't buy them silly you play tlt and tmf, we have returned to mean yields have peaked

[Anonymous No.53201812]

>>53201735
SPY still has a far way to go to reach the bottom of this channel. Any takers?

[Anonymous No.53201813]

>>53201755
>If you burn the gas directly at your place of residence you can use 100% of the heat energy
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.53201818]

>>53201796
How do I get a 3/10 practice gf like this?

[Anonymous No.53201829]

>>53201788
if ever there was a person lacking in critical information, that person would be you

[Anonymous No.53201831]

>>53200830
Dit offa dat twicicle mudda fudda

[Anonymous No.53201838]

>>53201813
It's low grade process heat, you retard. It's not subject to the carnot efficiency limit. I'm literally a mechanical engineer who took classes on powerplant design in college.

[Anonymous No.53201840]

>>53201810
>yields have peaked
Who do you think will buy the new bonds needed to cover the 2023 recessionary deficit? We're looking at a 2.5-3 trillion gap in the event of a mild one btw.

[Anonymous No.53201841]

>>53200923

[Anonymous No.53201845]

>>53201813
>using gas to run a turbine creates kinetic energy and waste heat
>burning gas piped to your stove creates heat
This is not hard anon.

[Anonymous No.53201849]

>>53201796
this woman will be fat as fuck in 10 years
can tell by the legs

[Anonymous No.53201853]

>>53201840
same as always the fed

[Anonymous No.53201861]

>>53201838
>>53201845
I'm impressed at your mechanical engineering setup that causes 100% of your burnt gas's heat to end up in whatever you're cooking. Us plebs usually have to make do with nuisances like "ambient atmosphere" and "the fucking countertop".

[Anonymous No.53201862]

>>53201849
yes I'm going to make her fat by pumping 6 kids into her

[Anonymous No.53201865]

>>53201849
As you say, Master Architect.

[Anonymous No.53201866]

>>53201853
Yes...yes indeedy.

[Anonymous No.53201867]

SPY is in a downward megaphone. Bottom in March at $280. AMA

[Anonymous No.53201871]

>>53201838
very complicated way of saying you'll never make 6 figures

[Anonymous No.53201874]

>>53201861
you want that if you are trying to heat your house. that isn't wasted.

[Anonymous No.53201886]

>>53201861
I'm talking about energy transfer to the stove. An electric stove will have those issues too. You should return to reddit, midwit.

[Anonymous No.53201895]

>Jews dumped one of my stocks 20% at the close
>No news at all
What the fuck did shekelstein mean by this bros?

[Anonymous No.53201898]

>>53201784
>r as the white man welfare will go, no 1980s style 18%s unfortunately
Yeah, i wasnt expecting 18% because everyone in hindsight said it was too much but i was hoping for like a 5-6% at least to be respectable.

[Anonymous No.53201899]

>>53201862
My wife loses weight with every kid. It’s a strange phenomenon

[Anonymous No.53201903]

>>53201871
Except I changed fields and now I make $200k. :^)

[Anonymous No.53201909]

I understand how negative yield bonds work but I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around why anyone would actually buy one.
If its negative yield, then you're getting fucked by inflation AND the bond is costing you money overall.

Why buy?

[Anonymous No.53201915]

>>53201874
>Bro, just don't use the stove when it's over 75 degrees outside

>>53201886
And if I said an electric stove was 100% efficient, that would also be blatantly idiotic. Please look up data before spouting off; you make our side look retarded.

[Anonymous No.53201919]

Well, I added more Boil just now. Average is 13. 2k shares. Life changing money or loss to start 2023. I wouldn't have it any other way. Never selling spicy rycey at 1.20 a share

[Anonymous No.53201927]

>>53201909
Bonds are a safe haven asset. You would buy negative yield bonds if shit is hitting the fan and your money isn't safe in a bank.

[Anonymous No.53201934]

Is that anon who got snipped in this thread? I have some questions regarding the procedure

[Anonymous No.53201938]

>>53201909
Ponzi effect where someone else will buy at a more negative yield. Also some institutions have to park tons of money somewhere and when central banks force million dollar checking accounts to charge 0.25%, a -0.2% bond is superior.

[Anonymous No.53201942]

>>53201909
imagine you have a billion dollars. banks only give you $500k FDIC insurance. what else can you do with the money if you already own enough risk assets? that's where bonds come in. people don't like buying low/negative yield bonds, they're forced to.

[Anonymous No.53201945]

>>53201903
I kneel to a man who can change

[Anonymous No.53201947]

>>53201915
You're a fucking idiot. I'm talking about the thermal efficiency of energy conversion. Read a book, reddit.

[Anonymous No.53201959]

>>53201942
>>53201927
>>53201938
Thanks bros.

[Anonymous No.53201961]

>>53201915
>>53201861
>If you burn the gas directly at your place of residence you can use 100% of the heat energy
So you agree the original statement stands and now were just moving goalposts.

[Anonymous No.53201974]

>>53201942
now the Fed is providing them 50 billion of cheapies a month

[Anonymous No.53201979]

>>53201942
>>53201909
Its a forced thing yeah. Lot of firms are required to have bonds for fixed income or leverage positions. And some pensions have it as a by-law by the state/federal to have a portion in government bonds.

[Anonymous No.53201981]

>>53201961
And in the real world, you don't actually want to "use 100% of the heat energy". The goal is to get 100% of the heat energy *into the shit you're cooking*.

Jesus, you're like a solar panel salesman.

[Anonymous No.53201993]

>>53201867
are you holding 370p for june?

[Anonymous No.53202009]

>puts down my calculator
>adjusts my pocket protector
*in a gay nasal voice*
You're a fucking idiot. I'm talking about the thermal efficiency of energy conversion. Read a book, reddit.

[Anonymous No.53202013]

>>53201981
based retard

[Anonymous No.53202050]

>>53201981
Retard, the original post was on efficiency of the powerplant vs using the gas at home not getting 100% into whatever you're cooking.

[Anonymous No.53202051]

>>53202009
>TRUST THE SCIENCE!!!
>n-no, not that science!

[Anonymous No.53202059]

>>53202051
I don’t give a fuck about science. This is /biz/ not /sci/

[Anonymous No.53202091]

>america is still 60% of the world's equity
When is the rest of the world going to stop half assing everything?

[Anonymous No.53202094]

>>53202059
but asking how to get a 3/10 gf or wifes weight loss is financial advise?

[Anonymous No.53202101]

give me some reasons (or science) on why gold silver and other metals don't fall tomorrow with more rates.

[Anonymous No.53202106]

>>53202059
>n-no you can't say mean things about uncle joe ;_;

[Anonymous No.53202108]

>>53202101
The market is retarded

[Anonymous No.53202126]

>>53202108
FUCK!

good point

[Anonymous No.53202131]

>>53202101
They've decorrelated from equities prematurely because of inflation risk, which is concerning because my current strategy was counting on them staying correlated for a bit longer.

[Anonymous No.53202132]

>>53202091
america isn't real growth, its just apple raising their phone prices 10% a year and creating bubbles with fake money

[Anonymous No.53202136]

futures are healing

[Anonymous No.53202138]

>>53201301
>Someone knocks your watermelon
>Start flexing
kek

[Anonymous No.53202141]

>>53202094
That’s funposting. You guys are acting like redditor nerds talking about the math of energy efficiency

[Anonymous No.53202144]

im gonna be so rich once i win the mega millions tonight

[Anonymous No.53202155]

>>53202094
Yes it is.

[Anonymous No.53202164]

>>53201258
Damn, rename smg because this dude just put the u in /smug

[Anonymous No.53202166]

>>53202144
Based options chad

[Anonymous No.53202181]

It's a start in the right way for the year.

[Anonymous No.53202189]

>>53202141
>my feelings say banning gas stoves is a good idea

[Anonymous No.53202198]

How did we do today stock market fiends?

[Anonymous No.53202211]

>>53202094
yes. her weight loss will save money that you can then invest in cryptos or whatever its you guys like

[Anonymous No.53202221]

>>53202198
Fuck you nigger

[Anonymous No.53202235]

>>53202198
line go right

[Anonymous No.53202237]

>>53202221
Please, allow me.

[Anonymous No.53202238]

>yield curve signaling a recession
>jobs market and stock market doesn't agree
>powell saying higher for longer
>bond market and stock market don't agree
>m2 money supply negative YoY for the first time ever
>inflation disagrees
i don't know what's going on anymore.

[Anonymous No.53202244]

>>53202198
Pretty much nothing happened. I am invested in DRV about 50% and the other 50% is cash.

[Anonymous No.53202247]

>>53202198
It was great, until it wasn't.

[Anonymous No.53202281]

Also I got a call from a previous employer matched 401k (fe)male broker and action is required. I need to move 15k into a new account. Its like finding 15k in an old jacket pocket.

[Anonymous No.53202285]

>>53201993
No. Should I?

[Anonymous No.53202284]

>stock market/economy and dollar strength was at its peak around 2006
>you could release a movie with casual racism jokes, fun virgin jokes without incel meme copypasted everywhere, and wagecuck was no internet meme yet

Did the 90s actually end in 2007 and dotcom crash was in the middle of it? Are we in the middle of QE easy money world still? I'm thinking the 2030 meme is actual end of 2010s doom internet economy and we have 6-7 years of boring but comfy crab...

[Anonymous No.53202286]

>>53202237
You my fren, may redeem

[Anonymous No.53202296]

>>53202198

[Anonymous No.53202325]

>>53201981
They're being intentionally pedantic because they're a massive gaping faggot, typical libtard troonery. Just tell them they'll never be a woman and get 'em banned when they cope post blacked porn, without this one outlet of socialization they'll become part of the whatever percentage of them that ends it all.

[Anonymous No.53202331]

>>53202238
Isn't the yield curve currently suggesting the recession is imminent but that actual employment situation is suggesting the opposite?
>Bond market says recession SOON based off short dated treasury action
>employment market is hot -- only change was that employees worked .1 less hours on average but their pay remained the same (+.4% wage gain last month)
>Soft landing is based on nothing breaking but market surviving high rates for now and inflation moderating
>inflation moderating is based off labour market not demanding more in wages
>labour market demands more wages.. inflation ticks back up sustaining high...
There is a series of events and one mistake and shit goes tits up

[Anonymous No.53202347]

>>53202284
GFC and the satanic jewish nightmare of infinity QE were the point of no return on the Bad End timeline. Even after Dotcom and 9/11 there was still hope, but GFC+bailouts was the final and ultimate zoggening.

[Anonymous No.53202349]

>>53202284
mid 2000s were discount 90s, which were discount 80s, which were discount 50s. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.53202360]

>>53202198
I sold LUV, and NEXA for 2k and bought BOIL. I dropped 30k on natural gas today.

[Anonymous No.53202368]

>>53202132
>looks at gdp per capita
Sure buddy, whatever it takes to cope

[Anonymous No.53202370]

>>53202136
>falling for the bull trap
>current year
>YFW

[Anonymous No.53202383]

>>53202238
I always have to remind myself that the bond market is bigger than the stock market.

[Anonymous No.53202428]

All those cheapies to buy right now, but I don't have nearly enough money to buy them all.

[Anonymous No.53202433]

>>53202238
Bond yields are a shitty indicator because anyone with half a brain knows you can still get better returns out of the stock market, even in a bear market. I don't know why you would believe Powell this time after the Fed said one thing and did another every other time. M2 being negative just means the rate of increase in supply was lower.

[Anonymous No.53202435]

>>53201903
What field?

[Anonymous No.53202458]

>>53202433
You get 4% near risk free right now for sitting in money markets. Its hard to see the stock market still climbing out of the neat little hug its dug itself into unless rates drops back down.

[Anonymous No.53202479]

>>53202458
>Its hard to see the stock market still climbing out of the neat little hug its dug itself into unless rates drops back down.
It will. If the fed is paying out 4% now to bond holders theyll use that to invest in equities anyway. thats part of the new money creation. But i bet we see a change once the current bond holders get out from their junky bonds from early 2021 and shift them over to new ones. Then theyll be less underwater and be more amendable to risk on. But not happening until its definite all clear that rates are done.

[Anonymous No.53202480]

>>53201748
SPY ended up crabbing man

[Anonymous No.53202485]

>>53202458
Its gonna be 5% when the fed raises rates again

[Anonymous No.53202487]

>>53202458
>unless rates drop back down
You mean "when", which will be sooner rather than later

[Anonymous No.53202511]

>>53202487
Sooner is not now, and market is jumping gun pretty bad it seems
>>53202485
Yeah -- I believe fed will keep rates elevated in order to prevent a wage demand spiral kicking off.
>>53202479
but in the mean time everyone is left vulnerable as many companies go under/bankrupt because now they have to generate 4% returns or better in a year.

[Anonymous No.53202554]

>>53202511
>under/bankrupt because now they have to generate 4% returns or better in a year.
Eh they just wont. So stocks will tank as they have. Dont see many other than meme stocks like carvana and bbby going bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.53202559]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53202582]

>>53202554
I don't think Carvana is going bankrupt. I am getting a bunch of spotify ads about them wanting to buy my car suddenly again and I haven't researched them so the big tech spyniggers shouldn't even be advertising it to me

[Anonymous No.53202609]

never once since post ww2 while they have been keeping stats has the s&p500 made noticeable gains while the fed was still raising rates

[Anonymous No.53202638]

>The American Dream

[Anonymous No.53202666]

>>53202609
that's convenient, since this thursday is the last rate hike.

[Anonymous No.53202674]

How to lose weight while gaining money and bitches.?

[Anonymous No.53202675]

>>53202666
Fed isnt meeting in January. Next one is Feb 1st.

[Anonymous No.53202696]

>>53202674
Starve and go ottermode.

[Anonymous No.53202700]

>>53201840
Anon, big boy fed will buy the bonds and TLT will moon

[Anonymous No.53202709]

>>53201774
Hobby recommendations?

[Anonymous No.53202710]

>>53202675
oops you're right, got the next CPI drop and FOMC dates mixed up. i think my drunken brain assumed the options premiums for thursday were because of the fed.

[Anonymous No.53202723]

>>53202710
Np. Yeah its all for CPI hype. Everyone loading up on positions for it. But i do think one more rate hike then hold for most of this year at that level and thats it.

[Anonymous No.53202734]

>>53201014
COAL

[Anonymous No.53202736]

>>53202709
Build a ship in a bottle

[Anonymous No.53202740]

there is nothing I want to buy right now

who thinks theyre buying anything good?

[Anonymous No.53202766]

>>53202740
TLT

[Anonymous No.53202777]

>>53202723
The expectations for a 25 bps hike are higher than ever. Maybe that means it will be 50 and we'll dump but I think there's at least some significance to the expectations changing

[Anonymous No.53202780]

>>53202740
i bought SHY last week (1-3yr treasuries). working out so far

[Anonymous No.53202788]

>>53202740
I just bought some gear for my home studio setup, felt better than buying stocks for sure

[Anonymous No.53202803]

>>53202736
How do you get the ship inside the bottle?

[Anonymous No.53202804]

>>53200705
boys what the fuck is she doing with those frogs

[Anonymous No.53202825]

>>53202709
Drawing, wood carving, flying, long range precision gun shooting, cooking.
>>53202777
I think its most likely 25 only. That seems to be what a lot of fed heads have said lately.

[Anonymous No.53202840]

>>53200858
the new hank trill mixtape

[Anonymous No.53202843]

>>53201301
This man is 5'2 max.

[Anonymous No.53202846]

>>53202709
bread baking. it was more challenging than i thought to get good at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mehXzl7yHA

[Anonymous No.53202852]

>>53202803
One piece at a time, with tweezers

[Anonymous No.53202860]

>>53202825
Thanks bro, I'll look into new recipes to make for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53202865]

>>53202235
fuck the x axis, all my homies hate the x axis

[Anonymous No.53202870]

Feels good knowing that I'm well on my path to comfy laid back retirement. Planning tools all say the same thing; I'm ahead of the game. Today's final 401k contribution hike along with the forthcoming pension hike (july) only makes that even more comfy. (with my brokerage account and "hidden" emergency fund along for the ride for grins).

[Anonymous No.53202885]

The government has paid me more money in gibs than i have ever paid in taxes despite having 6 figures nw

[Anonymous No.53202890]

>>53202860
get good at making pasta sauce, but don't buy canned tomatoes with sodium chloride added they taste shitty

[Anonymous No.53202909]

>>53202825
>wood carving
hey there fren, do you have a recommendation for a basic woodcarving toolkit?

[Anonymous No.53202920]

>>53202909
I dont sorry anon. I went with flying and drawing from my list.

[Anonymous No.53202941]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.53202947]

>>53202890
Sodium chloride is just table salt tho

>>53202920
What do you fly? I wanted to get a pilot's license a while back but to get to complex planes I thought it was like $50,000 worth of training

[Anonymous No.53202952]

>futures

holy shit what happened

[Anonymous No.53202963]

>>53202952
you made me mad

[Anonymous No.53202975]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53202976]

>>53202952
FAKE and GAY. It will do whatever it wants tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53202977]

>>53202976
Well, let's check the chart.

[Anonymous No.53202978]

>>53202947
>What do you fly?
Just started my student license. It depends on your training fleet available but most schools have a cessna 172 or 182 for newbies. To get a license is typically about 20k. That number is usually quoted but thats pre covid boomer meme. I think its more now. But once you get a student license you can fly any piston single engine by yourself but only during clear days. So you do IFR license. Then you are set really. Can get a single engine piston and cruise around. To get jets and others yeah you will need other things like a multi engine, commercial, aerobatics, etc. But the good part is its pay as you go. So you can do 1 lesson and then come back and pay. But yeah id not commit to it until you have a pile of cash because if you stop flying you forget it all pretty easily. So you need to fly regularly to keep up skills. Thats why i stopped for the moment. Work changed and im stuck at 14 hours so figured ill just restart it soon.

[Anonymous No.53202986]

>>53202947
true but gives the tomatoes a metallic taste when canned in it, same goes for water added and not tomato puree.

[Anonymous No.53202989]

>>53202977
Crab close, green futures, to green tomorrow is the strongest correlation too

[Anonymous No.53202996]

>futures
>sold calls and took profits this month so far

[Anonymous No.53203005]

>>53202976
>>53202977
>>53202989
Its CPI week so crab all week until Thursday morning release.

[Anonymous No.53203017]

>>53203005
JPow speech @9am EST tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53203035]

I'm a genie in a bottle.
You gotta rub me the right way.

[Anonymous No.53203037]

>>53203017
yeah but it's in sweden

[Anonymous No.53203048]

I love how the entire stock market sells off 3% just because they can see daddy powell is going to speak tomorrow... in sweden... about shit that has nothing specifically to do with the u.s. economy at all. It's like kids who thought they were going to be able to throw a party for the weekend freaking out when they see dad's car rolling back into the driveway but it's just some fucking doordasher with the same car model who's turning around.

I think this'll be like that brookings institute speech where the market gigamooned as soon as it started, when people realized he was just shooting the shit with a fellow wonk and not actually going to say mean things about the stock market like usual

[Anonymous No.53203067]

>>53203048
Modern day Europe would not exist without the globalized free trade guaranteed by the maritime protection of the US Navy. Every week some stupid europoor is bewildered how irrelevant their stock market is because they have no idea how the world works

[Anonymous No.53203082]

>>53203067
This. Based. Its why the US keeps doing naval patrols through the chinese straights. To remind everyone of free navigation which means US prosperity strength to the US allies.

[Anonymous No.53203115]

>>53203067
Lol. /smg/ hasn’t had the conversation about how many European sovereign wealth funds are invested in mega shitcos like AMC / COIN, etc.

All the usual suspect ShitCos. Lol.

Swedes and Germans are among the worst offenders.

[Anonymous No.53203233]

We're almost there...

[Anonymous No.53203256]

How do I short the state of Texas?

[Anonymous No.53203264]

>>53203254
>>53203254
>>53203254
>>53203254

[Anonymous No.53203275]

>>53203256
move all your exes to Texas, then set up camp in Tennessee.

[Anonymous No.53203480]

>>53203275
They already live there, which is why I reside in Tennessee.