/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.53200127]

>dude just study computer science and learn all known algorithms in existence and all data structures regardless of how obscure they are just learn calculus i ii iii iiii and linear algebra i ii iii and all of statistics and topology and abstract algebra and number theory and cryptography and dynamic systems and all optimization techniques programming paradigms concurrent programming distributed computing theory of computation compilers operating systems then graphs graphics and graphixxx artificial intelligence .net core postgres sqlserver mysql sqlthis sqlthat mongodb nosql(haha) spring boot angular react vue nest.js node.js niggers.js jsp javascript es5 es6 es7 c c++ c# f# d haskell scala ada elixir ruby and ruby on rails clojure java 7 java 11 go rust bash python then intern at fagman it's easy just do all that while working two shifts at mcdonalds beucase your parents kicked you out of the house at 18 after that you can just wageslave for 55 years in the code mines dealing with office politics and being fed progressive propaganda and then invest all the pennies you earn just so you have a slight chance at finally being at peace with yourself if you invest perfectly that is and don't get caught in rugpull after rugpull haha bro if your parents could buy a house at 25 so can you at 75! just wageslave for 50 years and max out your 401k and work 12 hour days 6 days a week and 3 jobs and engage in lifelong learning and get professional certifications at your own expense and leave everyone you know behind every 2 years to take a job across the country and don't visit a doctor and don't take a day off sick and never make any statement that a coworker might find offensive and be tall and handsome and confident and exercise and eat health to be able to provide better labor for longer and take resume writing classes and keep your linkedin profile updated and network just persevere bro let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.53200141]

>DUDE JUST SIT IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPUTER FOR 4 YEARS STRAIGHT RESEARCHING THEN GET OUTPERFORMED BY 18 YEAR OLD DOGCOIN TRADERS DUDE JUST RESEARCH NODES STAKING TVL RSI DAPPS NFTS DEX'S RUGPULLS YIELD FARMING GAMEFI GAS SOLIDITY ERC-20 STABLECOINS ORACLES ICOS SHARDING SMART CONTRACTS COMPOUND SCALABILITY PRESALES FORKS AIRDROPS PROTOCOLS TOKENOMICS DAOS LIQUIDITY PARTNERSHIPS L2 ETHEREUM AVALNCHE SOLANA TERRA CRONOS POLYGON COSMOS NEAR TRON XRP BSC FANTOM ICP HEDERA UNISWAP AND 500 OTHER COINS 24/7 AND THEN YOU MIGHT MAKE IT IN 4 YEARS DUDE JUST WATCH THE LINE GO UP AND DOWN ALL DAY LONG AND MANAGE TO NOT GO CRAZY AND BUY WHEN THE LINE IS LOW AND SELL WHEN THE LINE IS UP DUDE JUST DAYTRADE AND MAKE 1% A DAY DUDE JUST LEARN MOVING AVERAGE MACD RSI CCI STOCHIASTIC BOLLINGER BANDS SUPER TREND WILLIAM'S %R VOLUME EMA OPEN INTEREST VWAP TWAP BRAP FIBONACCI RETRACEMENT ADI CORRELATION COEFFICIENT MONEY FLOW INDEX ACCULUMATION DISTRIBUTION DUDE JUST DONT GET HACKED AND JUST USE 100X LEVERAGE THEN IT ONLY HAS TO GO UP 1% TO DOUBLE YOUR MONEY DUDE JUST BROWSE /BIZ/ ALL DAY LONG AND MANAGE TO NOT GO CRAZY GOING THROUGH 100,000 PEPE WOJAK BOBO MUMU AND SNIB POSTS TO GET THAT 1 RARE GEM POST THAT MIGHT GIVE YOU A 5X RETURN IF YOU BUY AT THE RIGHT TIME NOW DUDE JUST BUY SONIC ETHER OBAMA HARRY POTTER 100 DOGE CUNT COCK BUTT COIN EARLY AND WAIT FOR THAT 100,000X DUDE JUST PUT ALL OF YOUR MONEY INTO A YIELD FARM AND MAKE 40% A YEAR ON A COIN THAT DEPRECEATES 80% IN VALUE A YEAR DUDE JUST BUY BITCOIN AND HOPE THAT IT WILL BECOME THE WORLD RESERVE CURRENCY IN LIKE 40 YEARS DUDE JUST BUY THE HYPERLINK TO A FUNNY PICTURE OF A MONKEY FOR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND RESELL IT TO SOMEONE ELSE FOR A HIGHER PRICE

DUDE JUST TRADE CRYPTO LMAO

[Anonymous No.53200158]

D ude, just study mechanical engineering and learn all the principles of mechanical design, materials science, and thermodynamics. Make sure to master calculus, linear algebra, and all the other math and science subjects you'll need. You should also learn about optimization techniques and programming languages like C, C++, and Python, as well as CAD software. It's easy, just do all that while working two shifts at McDonald's because your parents kicked you out of the house at 18. After that, you can wageslave for the rest of your life in the mechanical engineering field, dealing with office politics and being fed progressive propaganda. And then invest all the pennies you earn just so you have a slight chance at finally being at peace with yourself (if you're lucky enough to retire, that is). Haha, just kidding, you'll never be able to retire. You'll be working until you're 95, maxing out your 401k, working 12 hour days 6 days a week, and engaging in lifelong learning to get professional certifications at your own expense. Leave everyone you know behind every 2 years to take a job across the country, don't visit a doctor, don't take a day off sick, never make any statement that a coworker might find offensive, be tall and handsome and confident, exercise, and eat healthily to be able to provide better labor for longer. Take resume writing classes and keep your LinkedIn profile updated, and network. Just persevere, bro, let's gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Anonymous No.53200164]

>>53200127
bro just stare at a screen for the next 50 years until you retire and collect paper fiat so you can retire when you are 70.

[Anonymous No.53200187]

I miss these threads they had Sovl

[Anonymous No.53200192]

>>53200127
All cope for lack of charisma. Chad makes six figures with a smile and firm handshake

[Anonymous No.53200197]

>NOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOO!!!
>THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
>COMPUTER SCIENCE WILL CONTINUE TO DEFY WAGE TRENDS THAT ARE APPLICABLE TO LITERALLY EVERY OTHER TECHNICAL AND NON-TECHNICAL CAREER THAT HAS EVER EXISTED!!!!!!!!!
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BEING OVEREMPLOYED IN 5 DIFFERENT BIG TECH COMPANIES GETTING A TC OF 500K FROM EACH ONE TOTALLING IN 2.5M A YEAR WHILE ""WORKING"" A GRAND TOTAL OF 2 HOURS FROM HOME A WEEK MEANS I *MIGHT* BE IN A BUBBLE?!?!?!?!?!
>DUDE JUST STUDY COMPUTER SCIENCE AND LEARN ALL KNOWN ALGORITHMS IN EXISTENCE AND ALL DATA STRUCTURES REGARDLESS OF HOW OBSCURE THEY ARE JUST LEARN CALCULUS I II III IIII AND LINEAR ALGEBRA I II III AND ALL OF STATISTICS AND TOPOLOGY AND ABSTRACT ALGEBRA AND NUMBER THEORY AND CRYPTOGRAPHY AND DYNAMIC SYSTEMS AND ALL OPTIMIZATION TECHNIQUES AND THEN ALL PROGRAMMING PARADIGMS ALL AT THE SAME TIME BRO IT'S EASY THEN LEARN CONCURRENT PROGRAMMING DISTRIBUTED COMPUTING THEORY OF COMPUTATION COMPILERS OPERATING SYSTEMS THEN GRAPHS GRAPHICS AND GRAPHIXXX BRO JUST LEARN A BIT OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND SIMULATIONS HAHA. WHAT, ACTUAL TOOLS FOR A JOB? YOU CAN LEARN THAT ON THE SIDE BRO JSUT LEARN .NET CORE POSTGRES SQLSERVER MYSQL SQLTHIS SQLTHAT MONGODB NOSQL(HAHA) SPRING BOOT ANGULAR REACT VUE ASTRO SOLID QWIK SVELTE NEST.JS EXPRESS.JS KOA.JS NODE.JS NIGGERS.JS JSP JAVASCRIPT ES5 ES6 ES7 C C++ C# F# D HASKELL SCALA ADA ELIXIR RUBY AND RUBY ON RAILS CLOJURE JAVA 7 JAVA 8 JAVA 11 JAVA 18 JAVA 19 (IM LOOOOOMING) GO RUST BASH PYTHON DOCKER KUBERNETES AWS OCI GCP AZURE I MEAN JUST MIX IT ALL UP AND MAKE YOUR PRETTY PORTIFOLIO WITH YOUR MACHINE LEARNING PET PROJECTS JUST INTERN AT FAGMAN BRO IT'S EASY HAHA JUST DO ALL THAT WHILE WORKING TWO SHIFTS AT MCDONALDS BEUCASE YOUR PARENTS KICKED YOU OTU OF HTE HOUSE AT 18 YO I MEAN BRO IT'S ALRIGHT AFTER THAT YOU CAN JUST WAGESLAVE FOR 55 YEARS IN THE CODE MINES DEALING WITH OFFICE POLITICS AND BEING FED PROGRESSIVE PROPAGANDA AND THEN YOU CAN INVEST ALL THE AFTER AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53200284]

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the log chart, it’s so DYNAMIC and ONLY GOES UP. You should totally go to Blockchaincenter, it’s got a RAINBOW COLOR CHART log chart and everything, we can crack open tradingview and get crazy watching line go up and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA switch to the log chart- listen here, right, it’s a CHART where there is a LINE... BUT!!!! IT ONLY GOES UP. Like when we were kids, so we can watch LINE GO UP, without dumb price action bothering us. Speaking of which Megan and I have finally decided to stake our coins- literally -we’re both handing over our coins tomorrow, that way we can grow our money to spend more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, I’m gonna SLAM this stake button open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.53200449]

I never understood this either.

Wouldnt it make a lot more sense to have our young people do introductory practical programming, then work part time while doing maybe half the course work on the side?

This way you are getting experience at a company instead of being ZERG rushed by 999999 complex abstract courses when you have 0 experience programming professionally

Whenever I bring this up normies immediately attack me from a 50 meter radius instant aggro

[Anonymous No.53200500]

bot thread

[Anonymous No.53200585]

>>53200449
Sorry but why would a company hire you part time when they can get a fresh grad full time? Not like any company is looking to fill positions at part time, that would be fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.53200752]

I went to a coding bootcamp last summer and I landed an entry-level position in web development.

[Anonymous No.53200774]

>>53200127
Lmao, I didn't learn shit I just half assed me way through our state school and now I'm making $120k remote. No I never studied but I am a straight A student who never studied in HS, I'm just pretty smart. Its a good gig, but you'll never "make it" as in own your own business, have fuck you money. You'll be comfy though

[Anonymous No.53200868]

>>53200127
>>53200141
>>53200158
>>53200197
>>53200284
This but unironically.
At least until expell all the third world trash and jews from the West so that our countries can recover politically and economically. Still unironically hoping for the world depopulation to play out DESU.

[Anonymous No.53200950]

>>53200449
Oh wow, brilliant idea! Because having zero experience and trying to do half the coursework on the side while working part-time is definitely going to give you a solid foundation in programming. And who needs to learn all those "complex abstract courses" anyway? Just throw all those years of education out the window and rely on your "practical programming" experience at some low-paying part-time job. Genius.

[Anonymous No.53200966]

>>53200774
Oh wow, congrats on half-assing your way through college and still somehow landing a $120k job! And to think, all those people who actually put in effort and studied hard are just wasting their time. I mean, why bother trying when you can just "never study" and still be a "straight A student"? And don't even bother trying to own your own business or have any financial security, just be content with your "comfy" job. You're a real inspiration.

[Anonymous No.53200978]

>>53200192
Yeah, it's not like hard work or talent matters at all. Just flash a smile and have a firm handshake and boom, six figures!

[Anonymous No.53200990]

>>53200950
>>53200966
>>53200978
Dilate

[Anonymous No.53201020]

>>53200284
Kek

[Anonymous No.53201070]

>>53200966
Who says I'm not anon? I'm only 25yo. I own my own house and working on the business but that takes time. I still had to do the work during college and while I never studied I did all my homework, etc.

[Anonymous No.53201193]

>>53201070
What the fuck are you talking about? Owning a house and running a business doesn't magically make you successful. You still have to put in the work and effort to make it a success, regardless of your age or lack of studying. Stop acting like you're some kind of fucking prodigy and get your head out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.53201244]

>itt people afraid to work

[Anonymous No.53201266]

>>53201070
>25
>own

Sirs your bank is calling you

[Anonymous No.53201273]

>>53201193
I am pretty successful for 25. I could do more but I am happy where I am and I'm going to keep working to be the best me I can be! I dont know why youre so angry anon, quit being a faggot.

[Anonymous No.53201372]

>>53201273
Why are you so concerned with what I'm doing with my life, bro? I'm doing just fine and I'm not going to let your negativity bring me down. Keep your jealousy to yourself.

[Anonymous No.53201393]

At dawn, when you have trouble getting out of bed, tell yourself: “I have to go to work — as a human being. What do I have to complain of, if I’m going to do what I was born for — the things I was brought into the world to do? Or is this what I was created for? To huddle under the blankets and stay warm?”

So you were born to feel “nice”? Instead of doing things and experiencing them? Don’t you see the plants, the birds, the ants and spiders and bees going about their individual tasks, putting the world in order, as best they can? And you’re not willing to do your job as a human being? Why aren’t you running to do what your nature demands?

You don’t love yourself enough. Or you’d love your nature too, and what it demands of you

[Anonymous No.53202218]

>>53201372
Youre projecting

[Anonymous No.53202354]

>>53200127
just pretend you learned those and copy paste from stackoverflow if they make you actually do something which according to /g/ is very unlikely

[Anonymous No.53202470]

>>53201393
This just sounds like wagie cope. You weren’t put on this earth to sit in front of a screen or mop floors.

[Anonymous No.53202513]

>>53201193
Tranny

[Anonymous No.53202608]

>>53201070
> Owns his house.

You will be making payments until 2050. Are you even paying any principal yet?

[Anonymous No.53202632]

>>53200127
That's why these are well paying jobs. Some people enjoy this and just do that. They don't have to set up a study plan or whatever. Please normies leave. This is not a get rich quick scheme.

[Anonymous No.53202648]

>>53200141
>>53200127
>>53200158
we need a vocaroo of this .. i might make one

[Anonymous No.53202658]

>>53202608
>2050
Who the fuck cares, it's a 3% loan and I can go rent this place out for 30% above the mortgage. Apts are expensive scams. Good if you can find one cheap enough but 9/10, aren't

[Anonymous No.53202829]

>>53200127
how are you so retarded you think calc is even remotely a filter

[Anonymous No.53202915]

>>53200127
and a hot chick buying coffee and answering phone calls makes more than you

[Anonymous No.53202965]

>>53200158
Fuck this hurts to read, I'm tired of this shit bros

[Anonymous No.53202998]

Make sure to be happy anons.

[Anonymous No.53203529]

>>53202658
Hey anon, I'll sell you my phone for $30,000 at a 0 percent interest rate. Just pay me every month until the balance is met.

[Anonymous No.53203570]

>>53202829
Just got accepted into CS and I'm a midwit. I think Calc is gonna filter me since I'm bad at math

[Anonymous No.53203599]

>>53200127
umm, yeah just do it lol

[Anonymous No.53203611]

>>53200752
post hand

[Anonymous No.53203677]

I dunno I just google stackoverflow and make 120k a year lol

[Anonymous No.53203717]

>>53203529
I see the point youre making but its retarded, the phone isnt worth $30k. Now if it was say $1k (which I would never pay for a phone but let's assume) then ya, that's a good deal especially if I dont have $1k nor will I ever unless I save for many years and even then the phone will cost $2k

[Anonymous No.53203724]

>>53203677
Our days are numbered fren.
OpenAI just replaced us.
I'm already planning ahead on how to jump ship.

[Anonymous No.53203765]

I'm learning calculus for fun
No I will not use it in my investment decisions
No I will not learn to code

[Anonymous No.53203870]

>>53203765
Based

[Anonymous No.53203901]

>Be me
>Graduated in Electrical Engineering
>Hated every second of my life
>Getting interviewed for 120k+ jobs now at least
Half of the people I started out with in freshman year got filtered by life and their own choices though

[Anonymous No.53203949]

>>53203724
this.
im thinking of something like a doctor or military commander/pilot.
something where even if AI can do it, you can't trust it without at least human oversight/control

[Anonymous No.53203959]

>>53203765
Either you're 12, or you were on the special education track throught high school.

[Anonymous No.53204017]

>>53200127
>>53200141
>>53200158
>>53200197
i seriously needed this

[Anonymous No.53204061]

>>53200752
post hands with tinestamps

[Anonymous No.53204096]

>>53204061
they're probably just trans.