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>about to lose government bux
>apply for shitty job nearby
>they call me back to tell me im hired
>just say "ok"
>you dont sound very excited anon???
Wtf is wrong with these people

>> No.53199802

>>53199788
anon you are a part of the team, and that means part of the family, and if you work very hard then that means that one day you can become the CEO. I don't know why you wouldn't be excite for job.

>> No.53199820

>>53199788
Don’t show up, don’t answer their calls

>> No.53199846

>>53199820
I wish, but i will need to sit through this one for a while until they give me back my government bux. At least i have a week left of NEETdom before i go back to the cage.

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>>53199788
I'll take my latte now wagie.
Smile when you serve me :)

>> No.53200150

>>53199846
How long is "a while"?

>>53199802
>that means part of the family
If OP wants to throw away the job, that's the wrong attitude to have. Because he's got carte blanche to bang coworkers.

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>>53199788
That is a very bad sign of things to come.

>> No.53200253

>>53199788
Grow the fuck up manchild

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>>53199788
you're undersocialized/depressed = bad worker

expected response: thanks for making the right choice I will be there soon! (delusional mind of a normie is quite satisfied with low-level labor AND they are getting paid handsomely as manager/hiring-managers so they are pretty happy about it)

you gotta fake it till you make it that's the rule of the game.

>> No.53200577

>>53200562
satisfied happy worker = low IQ will remain at the company for a long time.
intelligent depressed worker = always looking to climb up will not be thinking about work.

>> No.53201548

>>53200577
Checked but I don't think you understand the grand scheme here.
bad worker = fired and back on NEET bux = OP's eternal goal.

>> No.53201580

we only hire rockstars and customer service ninjas
if you don't have what it takes to be a smile ambassador then you just won't get $11.99 an hour
you just don't have what it takes to be on our all star team

>> No.53201602

>>53199788
Sounds like boomers. Bet they only hired because you're meek. Try being high maintenance. Everyone is slow and incompetent.

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>>53199788
Look man, we live in a world of parasitism. Everyone has tried to adopt the nice because it involves the most incredibly minuscule amount of effort for the maximum return on investment.
This being said, being a NEET is the ultimate form of fighting the system. If you can make your life work on NEETBUX, you have succeeded the fight against capitalism because you have formed a parasitic bond against the parasites.

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>>53201548
eternally based

>> No.53202818

>>53199788
My current supervisor says he LOVES hus job. His previous job was looking at cock and balls and ass holes as a prison guard.

>> No.53202849

>>53199788
Great thanks when can I start. You can’t be a miser everyday at work. Normies notice and you quickly become a spectacle then distraction then problem. Affect normalcy. There are plenty of quiet normies but don’t be that fucking weirdo. It will not end well

>> No.53202881

I'm starting the job search again after a year of neeting and I'm getting that sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach again. The prospect of working is demoralizing and jumping through these gay ass hoops to secure an interview is even worse

>> No.53202938

>>53202849
I basically turned into *that* guy at work and I hate it. I cant control it, I'm just not meant to be a wagie.

>> No.53203280

>>53202881
If you hate interviews that bad then just apply at a temporary agency

>> No.53203307

>>53200577
You're a fucking neet who leeches off tax payers. You aren't intelligent.

>> No.53203333

>>53203307
durrr a leech that guarantees itself free blood for little effort isn't smart durrrrrr

>> No.53203467

>>53199788
There are people with better attitudes than you. They don’t even fake it lol. I’d pass on you and this point and hire another person who will give 5/10 work vs the 1.5/10 you’d give

>> No.53204013

>>53199788
you should at least do uber eats or door dash, its far superior to minimum wage shit jobs, far less degrading, no uniform or "can i have next tuesday off boss???"