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We're not watching the charts, the charts are watching us

>> No.53199245

>>53199212
I wanna have consensual sex with the bitcoin snail. I want to take responsible custody of our slimy children.

>> No.53199246

>>53199212
Give it a moment, they'll be in here soon enough

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53199271

>>53199212
I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me.

>> No.53199284

>>53199212
Hi there!

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>> No.53199299

>>53199246
>>53199284
AND THERE HE FUCKIN IS YOU
REPROBATE
PIECE OF
HUMAN GARBAGE
FUCK YOU
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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53199317

>>53199299
blessed digits

>> No.53199362

>>53199245
The first factor that complicates snail sex is their genitalia. Snails are hermaphrodites, meaning individuals have both a male set and female set of parts, and any two snails can reproduce with each other regardless of sex. But in order for a couple of snails to make little snail babies, one of them needs to take on the role of the female. That's where the love dart comes in.

The love dart, technically called a gypsobelum, isn't exactly the Cupid's arrow the name suggests. It's a nail-clipping-sized spike that snails jab into their partners about 30 minutes before the actual sex act takes place. The sliver is packed with hormones that prepare the receiving snail's body for sperm. Depending on the species, only one snail might release the dart, or they both might in an attempt to avoid becoming the female of the pair.

sounds like you're in for a wild time.

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53199391

>>53199212
In Soviet Russia charts watch YOU!

>> No.53199428

>>53199362
Hmm, very nice. Thank you for this information.

So essentially i'll need to genetically hack my sperm into these "love darts". and gently mimic whatever operandi that functions to serve in this reproduction ritual. I'm afraid I may mess up however, because if the snail assumes I am the female then we cannot bear children. It's very high risk, and hopefully I can make it so that we do not have to consider reversing the operation and causing further pain to our hearts.