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wyd /biz/?

>> No.53198739

>>53198715
>Page 1 of the book: take the money on the table

>> No.53198753

>>53198715
This is gay
You take the money and park it somewhere that will pay you dividends like a boomer and then you just never work again while living a modest but comfy life

>> No.53198760

>>53198739
>the rest of the book is just the name of the people that took the book and failed the test

>> No.53198761

>>53198739
>Page 1 of the book
>fug me cyan read man shoulda tek di book mon

>> No.53198765

The book. With the book you can keep making 100 million multiple times.

>> No.53198777
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53198777

i'd kms for posting an ifunny stamped meme

also t3 is a twat
1. take picture of book isbn book number
2. take 100 mill
3. spend $19.98 at amzaon to buy said book
4. end up with $1,999,998.02
suck it t3 u poorfag

>> No.53198783
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53198783

>>53198715
Terrible risk management

>> No.53198793

>>53198753
100m will let you live a beyond modest life. That’s 4m a year conservatively

>> No.53198824

>>53198777
whats more pathetic posting a ifunny stamped meme or taking your time reply to one? Your comment really smell autism

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>>53198824
>m-my jimmies are so rustled, i-i'll show anon!
sob moar dude

>> No.53198892

>>53198765
>implying the book actually contains good advice

>> No.53198917

>>53198715
>The real understand
The first step is to never listen to advice of people who speak like this. The second is to take $100M if it is offered to you. That is generational wealth and you could set it up so that your family never had to lift a finger for anything ever again if they didn't want to.

>> No.53198925

>>53198715
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period. finance and stock markets are incompatible with life and are in direct competition

You are all braindead parasites and you deserve all the hell that is coming your way

>> No.53198965

>>53198715

I'd take the $100 million. Whwtba stupid scenario.

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>>53198925

>> No.53198996
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53198996

Imagine taking the financial advice of a nigger

A NIGGER LOL

>> No.53199004

>>53198715
>Take book
>Threaten white man to hand over 100M because I forgot I don't know how to read
>Go to prison
>The real understand

>> No.53199472

>>53198715
I'll take the money then purchase that shitty book for max 30$ on ebay. Maybe even download the PDF for free.

>> No.53199479

If the book is the King James Holy Bible, take it. Your reward in the afterlife is worth more then even $200 million dollars.

>> No.53199502

>>53198824
You got owned and all you can come up with is muh autism

>> No.53199530

>>53198715
if you take the book and learn the contents you will not only know how to make 100 million but also make more than just 100 million. If you took 100 million straight up you'll just be a retard with 100 million and no knowledge of making more money.

>> No.53199532

>>53198777
So you ended up losing $98,000,001.98? I don't get it

>> No.53199593

>>53198715
What a stupid dumb n word
Take the money

>> No.53199619

>>53198761
kek only a batty boy would take the book

>> No.53199641
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>>53198715
>how to make $100 mil
>use existing $100 mil to make investments that will grow it to $200 million
>mfw

>> No.53199684

>>53198753
>modest
>dividends from 100m
this board man

>> No.53199697

>The real understand
...that 100 million dollars doesn't fit on a table, you can barely fit a million dollars into a fucking duffel bag.

>> No.53199708

>>53198715

Take the 100mil. Buy a copy of the book for $14.99 on Amazon.

Why are people complicating this?

>> No.53199711

>>53198793
and that's compounding if after 20 years that's like another easy $80~100mil. 2xing your gains

>> No.53199716

>>53198715
haha, i actually took the money, invested all in bbby, and now im broke. Later i asked him what was in the book, and he said: "do not under any circumstances invest yo money in bbby". That nigger was right all along! Wish i was smarter.

>> No.53199721

take money and buy the book

>> No.53199734

>>53199716
i think thats the difference between street smart and book smart. Wall street gave me a valuable lesson, while that ebony man learned all there is from a book.

>> No.53199769
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53199769

the book

>> No.53199782

>>53198739
this
/thread

>> No.53199797

100 million to do nothing. Or a book where i have to work my arse off with no guarantee of getting 100 million. Anybody who takes the book is an idiot.

>> No.53200098

>>53199530
>but also make more than just 100 million
That's not what the book lets you do. It only lets you make 100 million.

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>>53198765

That's quite an assumption. There is a book called $100M Offers that arguably teaches you how to get to $100M and beyond, but that doesn't necessarily mean you'll even make it to a million because there are many variables such as your motivation, strategy, and action. I'd take the guaranteed $100M on the table.

>> No.53200711

>>53198765
it's a book not a genie

>> No.53200716

>>53198715
Only people who have not even seen $10k talk like this

>> No.53200911

>>53198715
>take 100 million
>buy a book called 'how to make 100 billion'
nothing personnel, kid

>> No.53200928

>>53198715
Lmao what a retard

>> No.53200938

>>53199530
WTF you're a genius. Just ordered a copy of What They Teach You At Harvard Business School and What They Don't Teach You At Harvard Business School.

>> No.53200943

Take 100 million-write book on how to make 100 million the easy way

>> No.53200954

>>53199769
/pol/

>> No.53200980

>>53198753
>tfw $100,000,000 isn't good enough anymore

>> No.53201028

>>53198715
Take the money and buy some books lol

>> No.53201116

>>53199479
>KJV
>heaven
Sola Fide is a one way ticket to hell anon

>> No.53201126

>>53199769
Hitlerites, famous for being successful and rich

>> No.53201130

>>53198777
That's an expensive book

>> No.53201175

>>53199684
1 000 000 * 0.04

What's the answer anon?

>> No.53201233

>>53201175
100 Mil not 1 Mil esl retard

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>>53200938

Retard. You could have just ordered What They Teach You then you'd know Everything They Don't Teach You by inference.

>> No.53201597

>>53198715
nah. the $100 mil has better time/value.

>> No.53201612

>>53198715
>few understand
the most over used and cringe phrase on Twitter

>> No.53201628

I'd take neither because I'm edgy like that

>> No.53201651

>>53198783
Now adjust it for inflation

>> No.53201860

>>53201628
Smartest /biz/ poster

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>> No.53201922
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53201922

>>53198925
touch grass

>> No.53202340

>>53199530
dude i didnt thinking of that one WOW ... me too i will take the book for sure .

>> No.53202460

>>53198715
These hypoethicals break down when it becomes such a large amount that it sets you for life. Knowing how to make $1000 is better than $1000, but I would just take the 100 mill and stop thinking about money

>> No.53202517

Take the 100 mil and buy Gala, be a billionare eom
https://www.publish0x.com/the-gem-maniac/super-saiyan-gala-3-xnnzldd

>> No.53202527

>>53199769
>>53200954
and giga based

>> No.53202534

>>53199797
Well the tweet is from a literal nigger being pretentious and low IQ. What a surprise.

>> No.53203823

>>53198715
i'd take the 100m
The book would probably be too hard for me and learning the content would take me years and i value my time more than the multiple 100m that i could earn.

>> No.53204022

>>53201651
>implying the future $100M you make from the book wont depreciate the same, except you didnt have it to use at its maximum potential buying power

>> No.53204093

>>53198892
But you can have a hundred million eventually if you follow the book’s advice and don’t die or something in the interim. How can a hundred million now compare to that?

>> No.53204912

>>53198761
fuccing kek

>> No.53204938

If the person writing this tweet wasn’t mentally retarded, he would have said

“I get a choice between $1000 or a book that teaches me to make $1000- I’m taking the book!”

Because in that scenario the book really is more valuable. You’ll piss $1000 away in a month, but the book would let you make $1000 over and over again. However, because he is mentally retarded he grossly over exaggerated the number being unable to comprehend that any formulae in a book for generating money would also require you to do some form of actual WORK while the alternative of possessing 100 million dollars would EASILY free you from ever having to work again during your natural life on earth.

>> No.53204957

>>53198715
Keep in mind that the responses in this thread are fully representative of /biz/cel 'thoughts' on such matters.

>> No.53204967

>>53198715
I know it sounds retarded but there's an element of truth to it. Most of the zoomers i know who made it big off crypto will probably be dead in 3-5 years from drinking and drugs, they're all miserable. Getting rich can ruin your life easily if you're not ready for it, and working your ass off to get there will prepare you for having it.

>> No.53204974

>>53204957
Yeah also nobody on /biz/ has the inner belief to think themselves capable of making money any other way than speculative gambling.

>> No.53204986

>>53198777
Only literal boomers complain about iFunny watermarks anymore

>> No.53205003

>>53204986
>t. iFunny shill

>> No.53205444

>>53198765
No, then the book would have been called "how to make 100 million multiple times". Why would the book sell itself short? It will advertise itself with the absolute max one could hope to earn from it, not a lowball figure.

>> No.53205518

>>53198715
Take 100m or work for 100m. Kanye was right slavery is a choice

>> No.53205638

>>53198715
Take the money.

>> No.53207336

>>53198715
>another post by paid shill who propagates the "grind till you die" mindset to cultivate the next generation of wagies
100 mil everytime.

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>>53199697

>> No.53207434

I'd just take the 100mil & then buy the book

>> No.53207439

>>53198715
>Take the money
>put it in hungarian issued national treasury bond
>9% per year
>9 mil for parking it and doing nothing

>> No.53207455

>>53198715
100 million dollars wouldn't fit on a table. You couldn't deposit the money because the bank would think you stole the money. Really, you couldn't do much with $100million left on a table except maybe buy groceries or a used car without laundering.

>> No.53207461

>>53198715
Take the money, buy the book, invest the rest, use the book to make more millions. Easy.

>> No.53208296

>>53199697
This has to be the most NPC response I have ever read in my life.

>> No.53208378

I wouldn't take 100 million. That's too much wealth. I'd end up on the glowies radar with 9 fucking figures. I'm good on my current grind without being harassed by those fags.

>> No.53208404

>>53198715
it's always some dumbass that dropped out of school and makes 30k saying shit like this

>> No.53209026

>>53199769
reminder that jews won