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53193352 No.53193352 [Reply] [Original]

I left my twitter, my email, and my ENS at the bottom
I sent two letters back in 2020, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin'
Sometimes It forwards addresses too nail salons when I send 'em
But anyways, f- it, what's been up, man? How's your project?
My startups growing too, I'm 'bout to be a founder
If I have a ICO, guess what I'ma call it?
I'ma name it LinkChain
I read about your brother Jason too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some b- autist who made fun of him
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground sh- that you did with NXT
I got a hardrive full of your videos and your pictures, man
I like the sh- you did with SWIFT too, that sh- was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Michael

>> No.53193358

Dear Serg, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's f- up you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside Smartcon
You didn't have to, but you could've signed an autograph for my discord pals
We waited in the blistering cold for you
For four hours and you just said, "No"
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like their fucking idol
They want to be just like you, man, they like you more than I do
Sometimes I even swing my stack to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Serg, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us holding on the way up
You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Michael
P.S. we should be together too

>> No.53193375

Dear Mr. I'm Too Good To Call Or Pump My bags
This will be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no pump, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my demand I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm on binance right now, I'm doing ninety on the leverage
I love you Serg, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See Serg, shut up bitch I'm tryna talk
Hey Serg, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if she suffocates, she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the liquidation now
Oh sh-, I forgot, how am I supposed to close this sh- out?

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>> No.53193733

>Dear Mr. I'm Too Good To Call Or Pump My bags
kek

>> No.53193748

What the fuck is his problem? This fat piece of shit

>> No.53193768

>>53193352
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