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>be me
>29
>esl tutor on west coast
>I earn around 200 a month
>saved up around 1500
>rent is 150
>up to a handle of vodka a day now
I can't do this anymore bros. I want to risk everything I have left on a coin. which?

>> No.53184750

>>53184678
that's some cheap rent, can i move in and split it with you?

>> No.53184764

>>53184750
the total rent is 950, my dad pays the rest

>> No.53184779

>>53184764
you drive a hard bargain but OK, $75 and i'll move in next week

>> No.53184817

help me

>> No.53184850

>>53184817
You could make more money doing literally anything else you lazy retard.

>> No.53184858

>>53184850
i don't have a ged

>> No.53184888

>>53184678
you know... any retail job pays tremendously more than this. If you ate moderately cheap, and didn't spend like a mongrel, the rent arbitrage opportunity here is basically a license to print small money.

>> No.53184943

>>53184678
What is the best brand of vodka for alcoholics? I want to get started but I want to make sure I'm doing it correctly.

>> No.53184975

>>53184678
$ALI solid ai play ser, 20mil market cap, next 100x

>> No.53184995

oh, and stop drinking before it rapes what little part of your functioning life you have into the ground. Seriously.

>> No.53185003

do you have a car? you don't have a ged you could work as a helper on a construction site for $20/hr easy on the west coast you just have to be alive

>> No.53185040

>>53184678
Buy Luna Classic.

>> No.53185094

>>53184678
xmr
even if things dont go too well you can use it to buy fentanyl and end it all
but i wish you well

>> No.53185191
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53185191

>>53184678
You can make way more by teaching online. There are some bigger sites and they take a cut, but it’s worth it for bringing in people. It’s just 1 on 1, so probably more chill even.

>> No.53185310

>>53184943
Vodka is literally alcohol with water.

>> No.53185346

>>53184678
Why do you work less than 5 hours a week?

>> No.53185462

>could work more hours
>could find second job
>could use all the free time you have to explore interests and find meaning in life
>wants to throw away paltry life-savings instead of any other options
You’d be better off just killing yourself and saving everyone a lot of trouble if you really want to give up on life so bad

>> No.53186300

>>53184943
Depends on the country/state. Some countries have cheaper sugary vodkas (like made from molasses), some countries have cheaper odourless vodkas (made from potatoes). Look around your local shops and experiment a bit, soon you'll find the right alcoholic fit.

>> No.53186328

I encourage all alcoholics to kill themselves. Even if they quit, their brain is just as damaged and fried as before and their existence is just an annoyance for everyone else. Same applies to stoners. Total trash and human scum the world would be better off without.

>> No.53186395

>>53184943
Stolichnaya

>> No.53186416

buy 3 year out of the money spy puts and profit off the coming stoxk market collapse