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>friend jokingly asks me if i'm one of those stealth millionaires
>"you got me!"

that was close

>> No.53176471

>>53176311
make better threads

>> No.53176550

>>53176471
when you start making better replies

>> No.53176565

>>53176311
How do you hide your nett worth if you aren't working. People, especially family and friends will ask how you survive if you don't work.

>> No.53176583

>>53176565
Just say you're Jewish and then call them a nazi if they have further questions

>> No.53176601

>>53176311
How do you make friends as a stealth millionaire?
Asking for a friend... Ah...

>> No.53176608

>>53176550
based

>> No.53176614

>>53176550
king

>> No.53176617

>>53176565
i have a job

>> No.53176619

>>53176565
dress low, drive low, pretend to be busy all the time and if anyone asks you take odd jobs as a handyman or painter
unless you want to be a smartass then you say you're a drug dealer

>> No.53176623

>>53176311
I was

>> No.53176625

>>53176565
Just say something boring or atleast in a boring field you can bs a little bit about, that they wont wanna ask more questions. I just say I do freelance software crap from home but I used to be a software developer and none of my family or friends are so they never bother to ask more because they find it more boring than even I did

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53176653

>friend asks me if know about jews

>> No.53176743

>>53176619
this or just say you got a settlement from a lawsuit as a teenager because you got molested

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53176754

>>53176550
>H5++3nxP - 0
>Pepe - 1

>> No.53176763

>>53176619
>unless you want to be a smartass then you say you're a drug dealer
what kind of shit advice is this

>> No.53176807

>>53176763
I don't know, /biz/ must be the lowest intelligence board on 4chan

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53176913

>>53176550

>> No.53176954

>>53176565
Hardly anyone works these days. Pretty sure most people are on welfare, especially after the pandemic expanded everything.

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I unironically know a guy who's a millionaire (through no effort of his own might I add) and he's the most insufferable cunt I've met in my life.

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53178114

>>53177711
for real?

>> No.53178151

>>53176565
Just say you do a remote job with flexible hours. Its become fairly common since covid happened.

>> No.53178301

>>53176550
kek

>> No.53178304

>>53176471
this one was funny though

>> No.53178957

>>53176565
tell them your wages come from moderating a mongolian basket weaving forum

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53180728

>>53178304
glad that it made you laugh