/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.53164759]

If your net worth is under 1 million usd and you are 30y old, consider suicide.
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.53164775]

>29
>130k net worth
I'm just gunna go on living and there is nothing you can do about it

[Anonymous No.53164791]

>>53164759
OP is so edgy - Imagine not being able to lead a good life with $900,000 in the bank.

[Anonymous No.53164806]

>>53164791
imagine being so close to your goal of 1million and still failing, lmao faggot

[Anonymous No.53164840]

>>53164759
>>53164806
Just curious where is this coming from? Did you make it to $1m just before 30 so now you're drawing an arbitrary line to make yourself feel better than others?

[Anonymous No.53164890]

>>53164759
You're very handsome, look kinda like Zelenskyy.
I am now considering suicide. Thanks

[Anonymous No.53164907]

>>53164759
I was at 1.5MM in 2021. Sold at 1.1MM, paid 200k in taxes, lost 150k (unrealized) in my portfolio. I guess I'm at like ~900K now.

Rustle status:
[] unrustled
[X] rustled

[Anonymous No.53165050]

>>53164840
/biz/ is a board of broke teenagers lying about making it and neets claiming they wfh making 500k total comp. Literally a larp board based on artificial bullshit, like andrew tate.

[Anonymous No.53165133]

Unironically if you weren’t born a multimillionaire please kill yourself
Your bloodline is pathetic

[Anonymous No.53165154]

>>53164759
done. thanks

[Anonymous No.53165231]

>>53164890
thanks bro, whats your nick on grindr?

[Anonymous No.53165488]

not 30 yet but considering regardless

[Anonymous No.53165503]

>>53164759
Way ahead of you, buddy.

[Anonymous No.53165521]

>>53165133
this, bloodline is everything

[Anonymous No.53165551]

>>53164759
Yeah but I have a gf

[Anonymous No.53165559]

>>53164759
haha i still have 10 months and only 900k to go

[Anonymous No.53165567]

>>53164759

I know someone who made a little over 1 mil off doge at 24, didn’t pay taxes, then lost it all on some other shitcoin gamble and he’s back to square one now. I’m currently 28 with 620k NW (mostly in index funds) and feel fine. Slow and steady wins the race

[Anonymous No.53165591]

>>53164759
>Having $1m usd
>Not having $1m company doing $20k/month profit by 26
>Thinking you are doing well
I guess you can live for like 7 years on that money anon.

[Anonymous No.53165936]

>>53164759
Well I turn 31 tomorrow so better off myself right now

[Anonymous No.53165984]

>>53164759
So you want all the peasants who work for you to kill themselves leaving no foundation to the system that your wealth depends on.

[Anonymous No.53166017]

>>53164759
Jokes on you am 33

[Anonymous No.53166982]

I still have 10 months left to be 30, I WILL get there.

[Anonymous No.53167176]

>>53164759
40 yo
neet
living with parents
i should kill myself really

[Anonymous No.53167212]

>>53164759
zelenskyy looks like that???

[Anonymous No.53167220]

>>53164759
I was a trillionaire during the crypto pricing bug. Be envious, OP.

[Anonymous No.53167230]

>>53165050
lmao you must be a newfag, crypto has made lots of people here millionaires

[Anonymous No.53167436]

I'm 36 and consider suicide everyday I got less than 400 to my name.
I was the anon who made the trips to kms thread, I worked 11 hours today instead...

[Anonymous No.53167473]

>>53164759
1 million usd is not a lot of money

[Anonymous No.53167485]

>>53167473
Hell 10k is a lot of money kek.

[Anonymous No.53167499]

>>53165050
Seethe, wfh overemployed is ez gains.

[Anonymous No.53167505]

>>53164759
$1 million at 30 is pathetic OP. Anyone worth a fucking damn should have started making $300k+ by 25 at the latest. That's $1.5-$2m of income.

[Anonymous No.53167543]

>>53164759
>25
>15k
Kill yourself nigger
losing it all freed me

[Anonymous No.53168949]

>>53164759
thanks, I had never considered it
maybe if my vinu bags don't make it this month I'll use a shotgun while I let the samsung ringtone take me to heaven

[Anonymous No.53169018]

>>53164759
Nah ill take the rest of you with me

[Anonymous No.53169068]

>>53164759
Is this guy reasonably handsome? He looks like me.

[Anonymous No.53169786]

33
Net worth 170k

Fuck...

[Anonymous No.53169847]

>>53165050
This exactly, board is nothing but larps and shills scamming each other.

[Anonymous No.53169865]

>36
>net worth 84k

[Anonymous No.53169936]

>>53164759
>28
>600 eth
is that enough to get a loving gf /biz/?

[Anonymous No.53169949]

>>53169068
7-8/10. Be glad for your good netics

[Anon No.53171981]

>>53164759
Made over 2.5mil since 9 years ago buying/selling/smuggling phones laptops tablets from usa to overseas markets…bad trades brought me back down wellllll below that again. 2020 of course brought all that to an end since travel bans and what not…since last year started back up and on track to make 1.5 this year so nah I won’t consider sui (as enticing as it sounds) because my ambition will carry me over that setback. Give up? I’ll pass on that my friend, never had a real job besides being an owner operator tractor/trailer driver…something about not knowing where your next $ comes from lights a fire under your ass and you become a driven beast. Went from 450k to 10k once, then from there 2.5mil back to 50k, now I know and understand how to keep it moving and keep $ for rainy days. Never give up.

[Anonymous No.53172024]

>>53167473
it's unironically easier to become a millionaire than it is to get a gf

[Anonymous No.53172836]

>>53164759
You're unpaid mortgage doesn't count nigga. That's not liquid and you're an idiot for buying it.

[Anonymous No.53173470]

>>53171981
>smuggling tech from usa to oversea markets
>Carry merch from the most expensive market in the world to cheaper markets.
>somehow make a profit
2/10 larp. You must be educated by the american system

[Anonymous No.53173498]

>>53164759
Wow people actually get baited by this. I have 3 grand at 29 and I'm fucking great. Money means fuck all to me.

[Anonymous No.53173533]

>>53167230
bruh no millionaires wasting time on biz this place is pure scammers and poor people

[Anonymous No.53173554]

>>53164759
Kekked hard

[Anon No.53173792]

>>53173470
Sure kid whatever floats your boat…phone smuggling from USA to any Middle East country nets roughly $200-220/unit. 50-100pcs at a time every few months that’s not including what I wholesale here.

[Anon No.53173837]

>>53173470
Also america is cheaper than almost any other country for cell phones what’re you smoking bro?? Palestine/Jordan/Pakistan iPhone 14pm 128gb sells for $1400 wholesale $1550 retail.

[Anonymous No.53174009]

1 million USD still is a lot of money. look around you, most people live paycheck to paycheck or are in serious debt.

[Anonymous No.53174165]

I decided years ago that I didn't want to work for some private company, so that more or less resigned me to public service jobs and low pay. It is what it is.

[Anonymous No.53174275]

>>53164759
luckily im over 30. thanks for heads up tho OP

[Anonymous No.53174287]

>>53169936
wtf no-one on /biz/ can help? :(

[Anonymous No.53174320]

>>53165050
The seething (you)‘s this produced proves it true. Everyone here talks about the gorillions they make but the amount of threads from literal retail and fast food wagies proves this untrue.

[Anonymous No.53174333]

>>53164759
So 99% of people should consider suicide?

[Anonymous No.53174340]

>>53164759
no one over 30 uses this site

[Anonymous No.53174406]

>>53174333
yes

[Anonymous No.53174427]

>>53174333
yes

[Anonymous No.53174428]

>>53164759
>37 years old
>$1.5M net worth
>but you need $5M+ to retire now

There is no hope guys even if you become a millionaire you’re still poor now because of inflation. I think about reaching for the rope every day.

[Anonymous No.53174476]

>>53165567
Did he make and lose the $1M in the same year or different years? Cuz if he sold and profited $1M doge in 2021 then bought other shitcoin and held it until 2022 and lost it then he still has to pay taxes on the $1M and the IRS will guranteed be coming for him. Kek that prob enough for prison too