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53164629 No.53164629 [Reply] [Original]

there will be several unintended consequences of a dozen eggs costing $10.. they are in everything

>> No.53164649

>>53164629
Where can I go to buy physical egg futures?

>> No.53164654
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OH FUCK I LOVE EGGS BENEDICT AND BRIOCHE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53164660

yall buyin eggs and I'm buyin chickens

>> No.53164665

Maybe you can eat fewer eggs, have you thought about that, hmmm?!?!

>> No.53164690

>>53164665
no
i eat 2 eggs a day

>> No.53164696

This is how I know /pol/cels are all losers that don’t go outisde. I can get more than a dozen of ORGANIC eggs for 11 dollars ONLINE (So that means there is a markup). I’m looking at a dozen brown eggs from Whole Foods online for 3.40 USD. Kys and go touch grass.

>> No.53164706

BRUH WHAT DO I DO I EAT 4 EGGS FOR DINNER EVERYDAY IM GONNA FUCKING STARVE OR GO BROKE BRUH

>> No.53164711
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>>53164629
Just don't put real eggs in anything. Duh.

>> No.53164718

The average American family eats two dozen eggs a day, that’s $20 a day or $7300 a year. That’s basically 10x’d since 2020.

>> No.53164725

>>53164696
Keep in mind the Whole Foods dozen is cage-free + Non-GMO with a markup for being on Amazon. I’m sure if I went to the super market I could find some goy eggs for 2bucks a dozen

>> No.53164754

>>53164711
checked ADL KIKES AT IT AGAIN MADDIES AT THEIR GOYSLOP THEY PAY A WAGIE 6.50 an hour to serve they should be fucking ashamed FUCK THESE GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKERS

>> No.53164761

>>53164706
>I'M GONNA SPEND $3.33 FOR DINNER EVERYDAY
You really can't afford $1000/year for dinner?

>> No.53164826

>>53164761
>paying 1k a year for eggs
bruh were doomed

>> No.53164858
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i eat 16 raw eggs a day

>> No.53164872

>>53164629
>A dozen eggs cost $10.
>A chicken lays infinite eggs from its asshole.
>A chicken can be sold or eaten for dinner if it's dead or doesn't feel like shitting eggs.
>A chicken can be hatched from an egg, giving you more chickens and eggs to be sold for profit or for personal consumption.
Dumbass, just buy a chicken. It's a money-making machine and there's so many use cases for a chicken.

>> No.53164922

Is this a bot thread? WHY ARE YOU GUYS ACTING LIKE 10 DOLLARS FOR A DOZEN OF EGGS IS ACTUALLY A THING IN THE US? DO YOU FUCKING RETARDS BELIEVE ANYTHING POSTED ON 4CHAN? DO YOU FAGGOTS NOT GO OUTSIDE? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE?

>> No.53164942

>>53164922
>you have no idea whats coming
>there will be

what language do you speak at home?

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>>53164922
>DO YOU FAGGOTS NOT GO OUTSIDE
yes

>> No.53164976

>>53164942
HE IS STATING THAT 10 DOLLAR A DOZEN IS ALREADY A THING LIKE SEVERAL OTHER RETARDS/BOTS HAVE FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS. GTFO.

>> No.53165010

>>53164922
We are rapidly approaching this price in my state for the cheapest eggs. It's getting real bad

>> No.53165024

>>53164922
still ATH and done a 4x in my life

>> No.53165048

>in everything
except for things that aren't egg

>> No.53165102

>>53164711
I need eggs to make chocolate mousse.

>> No.53165110
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>>53164754
Whoa, let's cool it with the antisemitism.

>> No.53165112

>>53164629
There is an egg crisis in UK as well. How can this be? What's causing it? Supermarkets here limit purchases to 2 per customer (kinda stupid as you can buy 2 boxes of 15)

>> No.53165121

>>53164922
normies like this guy think that egg prices aren't still rising... we are no where near the top..

>> No.53165530

>>53164649
buy some chickens

>> No.53165639
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>>53165112
in burgerstan a bunch of chickens got bird flu or some shit, i forget. anyway, they culled like 40 million chickens (source : my ass, i forget the exact number).

iirc there is also some emergency legislation to repair some railway for some gigafarm or some shit, some farm with like 10 million chickens among other things are at risk of starving to death because we keep giving money to kikes instead of fixing our shit.

i really just don't like the antichrist btw. not antisemitic, just don't like him. simple as.

>> No.53165665

>>53165639
we got some chickens at home and the last time we had bird flu some nigger came to our home telling us to kill our chickens. We didn't do shit and nobody did anything

>> No.53165714

>>53165665
based. my state (or maybe its the hoa, don't know don't care) has basically made it illegal to own ur own chickens by requiring some nonsensical amount of land per chicken, if it gets bad enough i fully intend to ignore this and threaten anyone who fucks with me about it.

>> No.53165724

I eat 4 eggs today.

>> No.53165765

>>53165714
No doubt industrial scale egg farms in your state don't fall under that law because of the Egg Act paragraph BS-666 appendix V(IX)

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>>53164696
>>53164725
>my tax dollars go toward making these posts
I want my money back

>> No.53165851

>>53164629
Are these the prices in the US now? My country does the highest egg export in Europe and shit costs 7 euros for 30 eggs.

>> No.53165883

>>53164629
were vegans the chads all along?

>> No.53165885

>>53164629
seriously when the fuck is food going to stop going up in price?

>> No.53165898

>>53164629
TRICK OR TREAT
SMELL MY FEET
GIVE ME SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT
IF YOU DONT
I DONT CARE
ILL PULL DOWN YOUR UNDERWEAR

>> No.53165901

>>53164629
I eat steak and drink milk.

>> No.53165920

>>53164696
I spent 3.99 on a dozen large eggs.
You're a faggot.

>> No.53165940

>>53164872
>>A chicken lays infinite eggs from its asshole
They actually don't and they're egg laying lowers in count with age you fucking city nigger.

>> No.53166018

>>53164858
Just do what I do and drink liquid egg whites throughout the day

>> No.53166020

>>53165940
Keep reading and combine point 3 and point 4 together. It's still a good money maker.

>> No.53166030

>>53164629
Are eggs used in the confection of silver bars? If not, then i should be ok.

>> No.53166405

>>53164922
I went to the store today and the goy eggs are now $6 a dozen. They were still like $3 a couple weeks ago. Organic start at $9 now if they're even available.

>> No.53166435

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>> No.53166513

>>53165714
I have a restaurant and threatened to start killing democrats infront of them. They aren't as anal now and much nicer.

Ill legit drag their faggot asses into the street and beat them to death.

Whole COVID they were mentioning masks and the vaccine. They just look sickly these days.

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53166536

The United States Federal Government is at war with its people. This is financial advice.

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>>53165102
Poast recipe

>> No.53166544

>>53164629
who cares. I'm not a poorfag

>> No.53166548

>>53164629
what kind of idiot buys food at the store?

>> No.53166563

>>53165639
Same in the UK...spooky

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>>53166435
ignore this and stay poor

>> No.53166745

>>53164649
buy EGGS on bsc

>> No.53166752
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>>53166542
>"GISAT DICK HARD WHITE BOI"
>"NOW!"
>"MMMmmmmhmmm DAMN good white boi..."

i fucking love eggs. but we don't need em. they went from $5 for 60 of them to i think almost $20. still ain't bad. you just gotta muster going to walmart - or set up a connect, er i mean plug, with a local farmer market catholic virgin daughter and her father.
don't look up how many eggs a chicken can lay in a day

>> No.53166793

>>53164696
Organic eggs at Publix here in Florida cost about $7, a year or two ago they were like $4. Regular used to be around $2 and now they’re over $6.

>> No.53166861

>>53165885
Never.

>> No.53166957

>>53164696
>This is how I know /pol/cels are all losers that don’t go outisde. I can get more than a dozen of ORGANIC eggs for 11 dollars ONLINE (So that means there is a markup). I’m looking at a dozen brown eggs from Whole Foods online for 3.40 USD. Kys and go touch grass.
Its vatniggers having collapse of the west and capitalism fantasies again

>> No.53167165

Nobody is buying eggs

>> No.53167207
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EGGS IN THE MORNING IS THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME ALIVE, IF I CAN'T AFFORD IT I KILLING MYSELF

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>>53167165
>Nobody is buying eggs

>> No.53167222

>>53167210
Thanks for turfing the board with your fucking jeetcoin.

>> No.53168570

Will the human species be able to procreate without the high amounts of protein that eggs fill our semen with? Is humanity doomed?

>> No.53168972

>>53168570
just buy a couple chickens anon.
its gonna be ok
also have chickens mooned yet? might be the right thing to invest in right now. selling chickens

>> No.53169026

>>53164629
>they are in everything
yep and anyone making things at a commercial scale that required eggs as an ingredient will have their eggs sorted. the common consumer will go without before those with massive egg contracts.

>> No.53169972

Honestly I think that part of the reason this is happening with eggs is to get people to purchase the "more humane" eggs, pasture raised. The prices are pretty much the same, so as people lay off regular eggs and buy pasture raised, well see a narrative switch to being told that the pivot is what the market has decide, but we know that its being forced

>> No.53169990

>>53164665
I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGZ

>> No.53170004

>>53164922
Why are you typing like a woman?

>> No.53170608

Ok geniuses, let me fill you in on a "little known fact" : a disruption in the supply chain that leads to a huge bump in the price of a commodity automatically increases the incentive for producing said commodity. This in turn will eventually lead to an over-saturated market, finally decreasing said commodities price drastically. This is why capitalism is the best system and why your stupid eggs will become affordable again.

>> No.53170645

>>53164665
>Maybe you can eat fewer eggs, have you thought about that, hmmm?!?!
I realise that this is sarcasm, but damn there are a lot of folks that parrot this nonsense instead of looking at economic factors that led to the price increase.
>Oh yeah we have been over consooming so long so it is for the better

>> No.53170670

>>53164629
If you have a garden it's fairly easy to have your own chicken and have them lay eggs. Chicken are great. My parents have three of them, you can feed them with a little bit of cereals and all food junk we produce, and they lay eggs everyday.

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>>53164629
I just took accepted a job offer in the egg industry (corporate position). I feel like this is the equivalent of getting a tech job mid-2020. Hopefully I can make it before eggs rug.

>> No.53170754

This is a very big problem I'm a professional hunter and I eat eggs every morning. When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs a day...

And now that that im grown I eat five dozen eggs if prices continue like this ill have to quit my hunting buisness and find another job.

>> No.53170983

>>53164629
who the fuck even eats eggs?!

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>>53164690
thats $140 dollars a week in this new egg paradigm

>> No.53171002

How about going through the eggs before I check into this other apartment?

>> No.53171159

>>53164922
Nigger it is literally like 9 something dollars for a carton of eggs here

>> No.53171287

>>53165940
the cloaca is simultaneously the shitting hole, the pissing hole, and the egg hole

>> No.53171341

Swapping eggs for sardines is the play right now

>> No.53171404

>>53171287
>the cloaca is simultaneously the shitting hole, the pissing hole, and the egg hole

sounds pretty hot. where do i sign up?

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>>53164629
i just checked my online purchase history with walmart and they raised the price of an 18 pack of eggs by 41% over the past month.

dec 1st purchase: $4.78 for an 18 pack of large eggs
today: $6.72 for the same quantity/size

>> No.53171434

>>53166752
Why do those chicks always think they can pull a cute white guy

>> No.53171445

>>53171421
Those aren’t real eggs even

>> No.53171469

>>53166957
Because 4chan loved the state of the world before Putin invaded, right?
Dumb NATO shill

>> No.53171499

>>53170754
Your farts must be a bioweapon

>> No.53171503

>>53164922
It's almost $6 per dozen at walmart here. It was $3 a year ago. Literally doubled in a single year. $10 per dozen is very possible retard.

>> No.53171505

>>53171445
i just ate 4 of them. you're probably right.

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>>53164629
20 lbs of de-shelled eggs is $74.

>> No.53171592
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>>53171404
birds are nothing if not efficient.
u are scheduled to become a bird tranny tomorrow as the rooster crows. enjoy your new exit hole anon

>> No.53171852

>>53164976
Eggs are 14.88 where I live

>> No.53172087

>>53171547
that looks like a full colostomy bag

>> No.53172109

>>53164711
>>53164754
>>53165110
Fake & gay.

>> No.53172132

>>53165010
No you aren't.

>> No.53172142

>>53164629
Eggs are $4 per dozen in the US, trollbot.

>> No.53172210

>>53172142
At my Fry's they're $5.99

>> No.53172249

>>53164629
Cheap eggs were still 98c during Trump. That was 6 years ago.

They literally rub it in our faces that they hate us lmao, the next generation won't even know that at one point a dozen eggs were a dollar. I'm probably never going to move out of mum's basement at this rate. No I won't eat goyslop, I will have my morning egg and pepper jack cheese sandwich, yes I will eat it until I die.

>> No.53172346

>>53169990
Chickens could eat the bugz nad give us eggz

>> No.53173526

>>53164690
I eat 4 and my dogs each get two
speaking of which need to run out to the coop for some right now
I'll be curious to see how much baby chicks will cost this year.
three years ago they were $1.99
then $2.99
last year $3.99
probably over 5 this year

>> No.53173572

>>53164922
Dozen eggs is $8.50 in NYC for regular eggs

>> No.53173588

>>53171547
yeeaah not trusting that