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53164596 No.53164596 [Reply] [Original]

>go out to dinner with friends/colleagues 2-3 times per week
>eat at home beforehand
>get to restaurant
>order practically nothing whilst there
>slam card on the table and offer to split it for everyone
>said card gets 5% cashback on dining
>send out venmo requests
>sneakily price out my 1-2 drinks across everyone else's tab
>oh it's just for the tip! (I don't tip)
>pay in full once requests are in
>profit up to $20-$25 per meal
>still look like im the man
it's too easy

>> No.53164606

>>53164596
Based

>> No.53164617
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53164617

>b-but what if someone doesn't fulfill the request and you're stick with the bill???

Then I get to hound them at work in front of their colleagues until they do, embarrassing them further. Which is even better

>> No.53164635

>>53164596
what do you spend the money you 'saved' on and isn't there a way to avoid paying that, too?

>> No.53164658

>>53164635
Not spending much of anything at the moment. I'm saving up for a down payment on a condo. I'm at 35k now, I need 60k before I start looking seriously.

>> No.53164772

>>53164596
>Brags about being a jew
ngmi

>> No.53164793

>>53164772
I'm south african. And no I do not live there.

>> No.53164822

>>53164658
Fair enough

>> No.53164844

yeah I read about this in the Talmud