/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.53163060]

Bull Market Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous >>53161932

[Anonymous No.53163078]

>The Bull has entered the building

[Anonymous No.53163141]

>didn't know Shell IPO'd in mid 2022
Oh shit an oil company that hasn't been bloated with index fund purchases.

[Anonymous No.53163144]

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

[Anonymous No.53163147]

Putin please launch a tactical nuke

[Anonymous No.53163148]

Even MSFT is doing well today.

[Anonymous No.53163149]

More like rabbit market amiright fellas

[Anonymous No.53163162]

>>53163148
MSFT has been one of the least bad tech stocks.

[Anonymous No.53163164]

>everything you lost over the past 3 weeks gets made up for in one day
Fuck the santa rally, we new year's rally.

[Anonymous No.53163169]

>>53162993
>Thunsbunsandjams.com
wholesome

[Anonymous No.53163171]

SQQQ slurpin' time my niggies

[Anonymous No.53163181]

Buy WWE

[Anonymous No.53163187]

THIS IS IT. MONDAY WILL BE THE CRASH.
SCREEN CAP THIS!

[Anonymous No.53163188]

>buy stock for 100$
>its now worth 110$
>sell
>25% capital gains tax
>left with 82,50$

tell me that the stock market isnt a scam lol

[Anonymous No.53163192]

>>53162157
>That's literally the dream scenario. Wage inflation moderating while the economy stays strong. The literal actual soft landing happening in realtime.

meanwhile the dream scenario involves a shift from full time salaried workers into baristas/fast food slaves

>Inside The "Strong" Jobs Report: Full-Time Workers -1K; Part-Time Workers +679K

[Anonymous No.53163209]

>>53163187
nah, we rally again on CPI, and crab till febuary, where we crash

[Anonymous No.53163211]

>>53163144
That Community Chest card makes no sense. It’s like here’s a windfall, because you forgot you owned some stock. (I suppose it could be a stock dividend.) The modern equivalent would be someone forgetting they had some BTC and selling it for $45,000.

[Anonymous No.53163213]

>>53163188
Lol

[Anonymous No.53163217]

>>53163188
>bottle cumjam and sell it for $4 profit per jar
>25% income tax
>left with only $3

yes taxes are a scam

[Anonymous No.53163222]

Any economics news coming out next week? Earnings?

[Anonymous No.53163226]

WWE watchers. Im gonna get a pizza and try watching modern wwe. What storylines should I be caught up on?

[Anonymous No.53163230]

>>53163188
you pay taxes on the $10 of profit you fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.53163231]

>>53163188
oh no.
cringe.

[Anonymous No.53163232]

>>53163217
DONT REMIND ME

[Anonymous No.53163233]

>>53163222
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

[Anonymous No.53163242]

>>53163188
Gains and losses are added together for tax purposes.

[Anonymous No.53163246]

>>53163222
it will crash on no news and everyone will kvetch

[Anonymous No.53163250]

>>53163209
When does cpi come out? You think itll be another situation where theyll ignore more indicative numbers like today, or so i heard

[Anonymous No.53163254]

WHY IS YUM BRANDS ITS OWN TICKER?

ISN'T IT PART OF PEPSICO?

[Anonymous No.53163259]

>>53163181

[Anonymous No.53163269]

>>53163226
the bloodline is roman reigns family faction of heels. you should look up some recent backstory of them.

currently the have the tag team record, and roman has both the heavyweight top belts. smackdown should be pretty great tonight. drew mcintyre and sheamus are going up against the uso's

[Anonymous No.53163272]

>>53163226
>modern wwe
It sucks, only good thing about pro wrestling is MJF

[Anonymous No.53163291]

>>53163211
Yeah, it's weird. Selling is usually deliberate, not a surprise. I guess it could be a merger or acquisition, like your Twitter shares are suddenly gone and you're left with the cash.

[Anonymous No.53163295]

>>53163250
>When does cpi come out?
On the 12th

[Anonymous No.53163297]

>>53163233
Thanks. Also why is Jerome speaking? I though he wasnt appearing until end of January/beginning of February?

[Anonymous No.53163298]

NO NO NO WHY ARE STOCKS GOING UP THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING I'M IN CHARGE HERE

[Anonymous No.53163302]

What a week.

[Anonymous No.53163314]

that was the top

[Anonymous No.53163315]

I keep reading WWE as wee wee and it's making me chuckle.

[Anonymous No.53163324]

Sweet bobo bussy, mmmmmmmmmm~ >:^3

[Anonymous No.53163325]

>>53163188
More like
>Year 1: Stock is worth $100 and loses 75%
>Year 2: Stock gains 33%
>Year 3: Stock gains 33%
>Year 4: Stock gains 33%
>Average year-over-year returns on our recommendations are 8%

[Anonymous No.53163327]

>one green day and everyone's bullish all the sudden
can't wait for you fags to get rekt
>b-but muh one single jobs data says soft landing

[Anonymous No.53163330]

An anon last night put 60k into HKD, did he grt out with a profit

[Anonymous No.53163329]

>>53163324

[Anonymous No.53163334]

>>53163254
Yum! brands hasn't been associated with PepsiCo for two decades.

[Anonymous No.53163338]

>>53163327
SOXL is going back to $30 next week and there's nothing you can do about it

[Anonymous No.53163345]

>>53163295
Dont think ill be doing those options then not about to get wrecked on the direction and all the value decay

[Anonymous No.53163347]

>>53163226
Don't bother it's all shit.
>>53163272
Don't listen to bitchtits over here either.
MJF is a rat faced kike doing his best to copy Ric Flair.
If you know about Flair you don't need to watch someone trying to impersonate him.
>>53163269
I'm getting tired of muh bloodline. They have no story or opponent for Reigns and his title run is boring to nonexistent.
>inb4 muh cody
Fuck this guy too, the extent of his story is pretty much
>muh daddy
...and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.53163353]

>>53163338
*$300

[Anonymous No.53163356]

From now on, line only go up.

[Anonymous No.53163358]

>>53163226
How out of date are you? Are we talking about Andre the Giant, or Chief Jay Strongbow?

[Anonymous No.53163361]

>>53163329
why havent you made an /smg/ version of 'shake that bear'
slackers, the lot of you

[Anonymous No.53163362]

im not sure if it was a good idea or not to test some funds. they seem to bounce around a lot

[Anonymous No.53163365]

>>53163347
>I'm getting tired of muh bloodline.
I mean to be fair thats kind of the point of long running heel factions they want you to hate them and to have the payoff when they finally get beat. I hate them too though. the belts need to get seperated soon

[Anonymous No.53163374]

Every time I see JEPI-posts I think of Jeb!

[Anonymous No.53163375]

whats the correct move for hype cycles?
I know a stock of mine has been doing really well and its p/e is going up but the market I am operating in is a little bit out of ordinary at this point (turkish stock markets)

there is a high chance folk will flock to this stock relatively soon, as this is how things play here, and it will skyrocket, but I know this company is solid and dont want to sell it for years, its Pegasus (PGSUS)

how to play an incoming hype tsunami? should I just sell at, like, 50% profit and look away hoping it starts crashing around 65% or stay with it throughout the wave - what would you do?
there was a computer broker stock I sold at 60% and now its 100% with predictions going up to 200% as its consumer defensive, it was more than a chump change and market was wild in 2022 but 23 will be tame and PGSUS is like 1/3 of my portfolio, which is quite a decent sum even by american standards so I wanna do this right

[Anonymous No.53163379]

WHY IS SILVERGATE RECOOOOOOVERING?

[Anonymous No.53163382]

>>53163330
Lol fuck that

[Anonymous No.53163384]

>>53163361
I just have a lot of photos of literal bears. Nothing against the bear philosophy. I just think they're amusing.

[Anonymous No.53163392]

>>53163374
His campaign has so pathetic. The whole man is pathetic.

[Anonymous No.53163397]

¿Qué miras, bobo?

[Anonymous No.53163398]

>>53163211
>>53163291
When monopoly was first published, nobody "traded" like you do today. Your broker traded for you. Or you had literal paper certificates that you found sitting in a shoebox in a closet for a decade. Never forget that there was a time when the average person only found out how (some!) stocks did when their newspaper arrived on their doorstep the next morning.

[Anonymous No.53163406]

>>53163379
Soft landing, bitcoin will be back at $60k by the end of the month.

[Anonymous No.53163422]

>>53163365
>the payoff when they finally get beat
By whom though?
Lardass Owens?
Sheamus & Flat'in'Tyre?
Harlem Heat 2.0?
They (WWE) have nothing.
And there's still the danger of Triple Nose being an absolute bad booker as he has KO go over Reigns at mania as a thank you for not killing Austin the year before. Or worse make Kross dethrone roman.

[Anonymous No.53163423]

>>53163375
i looked it up what algorithgms say, so basically you can sell it now for safety. it can still run higher and is not about to collapse like 50% but it's getting risky hodl where you can probably find better alternatives

[Anonymous No.53163429]

>>53163375
If you're not trading, and you trust your investment then there is no real reason to sell
But if stuff gets frothy, just take out your initial when you don't feel comfy

[Anonymous No.53163433]

Posting bear images for next week

[Anonymous No.53163436]

>>53163327
This just proves near none of them are bobo's really makes me wonder how much theyre down since 2022. I wouldnt be celebrating if my portfolio went from -40% to -39.9%. You want to see me celebrate? It's when my options play goes +50% in a single week on an all in. Ill just be seething at myself if it was only on a $1000 bet. $500? I couldve tossed $50k and be up $25k instead of $500 had I trusted my bet. This only happens rarely. Best bet pushed me from 5 to 6 figures in a few days

[Anonymous No.53163443]

>>53163384
i watch a lot of anime and cartoons and play a lot of video games and i like to take screenshots of things that i can post here. stuff related to bears/bulls/crabs obviously gets saved, or anything related to money or gambling. you'd be surprised how much stuff there is that you can make fit /smg/ when used out of context.

[Anonymous No.53163448]

>>53163398
>Never forget that there was a time when the average person only found out how (some!) stocks did when their newspaper arrived on their doorstep the next morning.
And you had to call your bank and traded over the fucking phone. Damn,

[Anonymous No.53163456]

here my bull friends eat up!

[Anonymous No.53163459]

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53163463]

>>53163433
That bear is how bobos feel today.

[Anonymous No.53163467]

>>53163443
C still remains the best /smg/ related anime.

[Anonymous No.53163477]

>>53163456
Why does this picture radiate "scat fetish" so hard???

[Anonymous No.53163478]

>>53163456
What is in those? What is the mask for?

[Anonymous No.53163483]

>>53163463
>I'm ruined

[Anonymous No.53163485]

>>53163467
The C Programming Language?

[Anonymous No.53163488]

>>53163423
>>53163429
thats what I will probably end up doing but turkish market is a meme now as government obliterated any other form of investment strategy and millions are flocking to the stock market now
back in november some polyester company in bumfuck anatolia became europe's 28th biggest company by market size due to achieving meme status, the CEO was warning people not to invest anymore, this happened to 3 other companies, mine has a relative chance of achieving such status which is bad for long term

so most probably instead of initial investment I think I will take out my profit of 40% and wait for it to be a meme

>>53163423
and a second (you) for looking it up anon, cheers

[Anonymous No.53163489]

>>53163477
her smile says it all

[Anonymous No.53163491]

Rycey is spicy bros

[Anonymous No.53163493]

>>53163477
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.53163498]

>>53163477
>>53163478
they're just ordinary muffins

[Anonymous No.53163499]

>>53163374
Every time I see posts of Jeb! I think of his guaca bowles.

[Anonymous No.53163501]

>>53163467
you should try Kakegurui some time. it's literally an anime about elite students where everything is done via gambling. you'd be amazed how many stock related references you can use from it, pic related.

[Anonymous No.53163508]

>>53163443
That's a yes from me.

[Anonymous No.53163510]

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTUP No.53163515]

hate to say it but it looks like the meltup is finally here

[Anonymous No.53163516]

>>53163501
>Kakegurui
iirc I tried watching this one a few years ago and stalled.
Wasn't my cup of tea.

[Anonymous No.53163525]

That last minute dip saved my 3895 short call spread whew

[Anonymous No.53163529]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today, anon?

[Anonymous No.53163532]

>>53163499
I think of pocket turtles

[Anonymous No.53163534]

>>53163375
If you want it to moon you can run a shill campaign to zoomers on tiktok,it will do well because it ends with SUS and zoomers love that meme

[Anonymous No.53163538]

>>53163516
it's really good anon, you should finish watching it. for /smg/'s sake.

[Anonymous No.53163543]

>>53163529
+$127.35

[Anonymous No.53163544]

>>53163529
>XLB: 3.42%
>XLC: 1.63%
>XLE: 1.86%
>XLF: 2.22%
>XLI: 2.71%
>XLK: 2.94%
>XLP: 2.68%
>XLRE: 2.87%
>XLU: 2.01%
>XLV: 0.91%
>XLY: 2.36%

>Me: 4.98%

[Anonymous No.53163554]

just dropped a grand into BBBY for some degenerate gambling, I could actually see this going back to 2.50 or more

[Anonymous No.53163567]

>>53163529
1.56% low beta life

[Anonymous No.53163574]

Uranium

[Anonymous No.53163578]

>>53163529
+701

good day. I still feel like the bottom isn't in yet though.

[Anonymous No.53163579]

>>53163574
People still talk about uranium?

[Anonymous No.53163594]

>>53163488
for that specific stock 30% correction is however possible, so you can then consider buying it back. depends on the situation how it looks after the correction... sometimes they can continue going up but sometimes the company is just finished and have only one big run. you have then look as new situation totally

[Anonymous No.53163596]

>>53163579
It's one of those "5 or 10 years from now it'll turn out to have kicked most of our asses in terms of return" plays.

[Anonymous No.53163600]

How much of this are we gonna give back next week

[Anonymous No.53163607]

>>53163529
Bretty gud

[Anonymous No.53163611]

>>53163501
You've been on /smg/ a bit too long if you're starting to thing that "getting the rug pulled out from under you" is specifically related to stocks. Also kakegurui had just a bit too many asspulls for me to truly enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.53163615]

if only i could quit canceling stops...

[Anonymous No.53163617]

> +5.68%

Yeah I'm finna bust

[Anonymous No.53163620]

I sold my fucking calls too early and missed making 6k. WTF

[Anonymous No.53163627]

>>53163529
+1.78%. When I finally make it, free latinas for everyone.

[Anonymous No.53163628]

This is all such bullshit. you already know monday is going to crab into another 2% loss on tuesday.

Fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.53163633]

>>53163529
>>53163543
this may not look impressive, but realize that i got there with a risk of $3 on each trade. yes, TA + risk management works on highly active highly liquid name brand stocks. let that sink in. also rate my trading setup.

[Anonymous No.53163635]

>>53163620
Forgot to post image

[Anonymous No.53163652]

>>53163607
>tfw have to take risky trades to make meaningful gains because you were too stupid to just go slowly, but with larger sums you had at beginning
haha

[Anonymous No.53163656]

>>53163529
I got trips.
>+$10,718.88

[Anonymous No.53163665]

>>53163529
Really uncomfortable with how green things were today, literally why
I sacrificed my firstborn to the crab gods for this?

[Anonymous No.53163670]

>>53163620
Making profit never hurt anyone.

[Anonymous No.53163673]

>jobs up more than expected
>therefore, interest rates can be raised without hurting employment
>stocks rally on interest rate hike implication
can someone explain how this makes any fucking sense?

[Anonymous No.53163679]

>>53163652
just buy VOO every month. simple as. I have bonds but I am realizing that I am no where near retirement and don't need (((passive income)))

[Anonymous No.53163689]

>>53163673
>jobs go to shit
>so feds have to stop raising rates as to not kill economy completely
>therefore traders expect stocks to rise

[Anonymous No.53163696]

>>53163670
Apparently it does when it’s a few hundred vs 6k

[Anonymous No.53163699]

>>53163673
Just trying to get those last pumperino bucks before shit hits the fan

[Anonymous No.53163703]

>>53163673
wages grew slower than anticipated

[Anonymous No.53163707]

>>53163696
It always could drop suddenly and fuck you in the ass, happened to me more times than I like to admit.

[Anonymous No.53163716]

>>53163398
Imagine filing away your paper stock certificates for Direxion Daily Meme Shit Bull 3X Leveraged ETF.

[Anonymous No.53163719]

This is not a healthy market. They are really desperate to try to keep the illusion up when its all going to crash and burn by the end of Q1.

[Anonymous No.53163721]

healing bros, ww@

[Anonymous No.53163723]

>>53163719
What are news saying, actually?

[Anonymous No.53163724]

>>53163633
Not gonna lie, I have no idea what I'm supposed to be looking at.

[Anonymous No.53163725]

>>53163529
Not bad. Not as good as it could have been, but not bad.

[Anonymous No.53163727]

>>53163719
>crash and burn by the end of Q1.
i'm hearing 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.53163733]

>>53163719

Won't even be the end of Q1. All of those gains will be gone by Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.53163734]

>>53163627
I wonder if she works in the lumbar department because she's giving me wood

[Anonymous No.53163738]

>buy TGT put mid december
>tgt goes down to $140, I'm up like 500 dollars on my put
>tgt starts climbing on crab/red days
>sell it a few days for for a $100 loss

>tgt is now $160
a-atleast I dodged a bullet, right?

[Anonymous No.53163749]

>>53163627
Sexooooo

[Anonymous No.53163752]

>>53163689
You missed the part where jobs went up more than expected.

[Anonymous No.53163754]

why was today pumping so hard?

[Anonymous No.53163756]

I always turn into a bobo just in time for a face ripping rally

[Anonymous No.53163758]

I bought these around Sept 29th. How can I rescue this position?
Eg, should I just wait until March when I expect more downturns (can't really articulate why, I just feel that way), or should I cut my losses now and move on? I don't have much else in terms of downside protection, but at the same time it hasn't really gone up, ever

[Anonymous No.53163759]

>>53163673
Look into the details nigga

>While U.S. payrolls expanded more than expected, wage increases slowed and services activity contracted, easing worries about the Federal Reserve's interest rate hiking path. U.S. nonfarm payrolls rose by 223,000 jobs in December, while a 0.3% rise in average earnings was smaller than expected and less than the previous month's 0.4%. U.S. services activity declined for the first time in more than 2-1/2 years in December as demand weakened, with more signs of inflation easing.

Bull bros..... I am thinking that we may in fact be back

[Anonymous No.53163769]

>>53163752
Actually no

[Anonymous No.53163775]

>>53163627
i-is this the power of the home depot?

[Anonymous No.53163777]

>>53163756
Does it always dump when you go mumu

[Anonymous No.53163782]

>>53163719
jpow not going to like that one bit...

[Anonymous No.53163789]

>>53163727
More like 2 days, you know it will all dump on monday

[Anonymous No.53163805]

>>53163759
Why do farm payrolls usually get excluded from CPI data? Is it because wages there are low, or because there's subsidies, or the volatile nature of food?

[Anonymous No.53163809]

>>53163777
I always start to buy too early so it keeps dumping and then I get out near break even when it finally starts going up.
I’m not good at this.

[Anonymous No.53163822]

i wonder if that namefag heavy in SPY puts is still in

[Anonymous No.53163825]

why is it diamond/paper hands? paper has nothing to do with diamonds. should be rock/paper hands

[Anonymous No.53163831]

>>53163805
labor isn't included as a standalone item because it'd be double counting, since labor is embedded in the cost of goods

[Anonymous No.53163837]

>>53163825
rock isn't gay enough

[Anonymous No.53163841]

>>53163789
There is literally no reason this will not continue next week. I’m

[Anonymous No.53163849]

>>53163825
Nigga you dumb

[Anonymous No.53163853]

>>53163679
VOO over VTI or VO?
Not antagonizing, just curious why VOO

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53163871]

>>53163822
I am.

Got 50 calls for spy 375 dated mid feb.

Today hurt. If we had broken downwards by the same amount id have sold. But we went up, so I hold.

I don't worry. And I won't until we thoroughly break through the top of the trend line. Which we wont. And if we do, my SILJ calls will make me richer than you can imagine

[Anonymous No.53163875]

>>53163060
bears are not allowed to cum (in 2023)

[Anonymous No.53163880]

>>53163831
>labor is embedded in the cost of goods
The cost of a farm is mostly labor? What about stuff like gasoline for diesel engines? What about other production segments, such as mining or processing? Those seem labor intensive. What's the intuition?

[Anonymous No.53163882]

i feel my afternoon binge coming on
>i eat because im unhappy
>im unhappy because i eat

[Anonymous No.53163884]

>>53163809
Hold longer. If you’re buying stocks, hold years or decades. Stomaching red is part of the game, that’s how taking risk works

[Anonymous No.53163885]

>>53163759
>mfw that pic

[Anonymous No.53163886]

I feel like this pumping bullshit is just the markets being spiteful and giving jpow the finger.

But man I wish AMZN would dump down below $80 already, c'mon, its useless to keep that shit above water.

[Anonymous No.53163893]

>He didnt buy intel
he didnt buy intel LMAO
>He didnt buy intel
he didnt buy intel LMAO
>He didnt buy intel
he didnt buy intel LMAO

[Anonymous No.53163894]

>>53163754
Just your average low volume no news short covering algo driven bear market rally's we will be making new lows by q2

[Anonymous No.53163895]

>>53163759
You dumbfuck neets do realize that almost all wage increases happen after new years, and that the next report on this will be a face ripping increase, right?

[Anonymous No.53163909]

>>53163893
IT'S MA'AM

[Anonymous No.53163913]

>>53163880
>mostly
i didn't say that, only that it's already a part of it. not sure what you're driving at now.

[Anonymous No.53163914]

>>53163886
My dad wanted to buy at $130 and I told him to wait until after ER, then it dropped to $117 and he bought like 30 shares.
His problem is that he listens to CNBC and MSNBC and reads silly articles on Yahoo and thinks he should be bullish because reasons. He doesn't really look into deeper information and has a time horizon of like 3 years on his investments... I encouraged him to take profits on stuff like oil and gas last month and he put it towards a personal LOC that was owing, so that's probably the right move

[Anonymous No.53163933]

>>53163893
More like incel lmfaoooo

[Anonymous No.53163934]

>BUY PUTS NOW shows up
Buy calls

>lum poster shows up
Buy SOXS

There. That's it. That's the strategy. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.53163937]

>>53163913
>not sure what you're driving at now
Well, just trying to understand the logic of how they're calculating the numbers and the implications of doing it that way.
Like uh, if farms are excluded due to avoiding double counting labor, as you said (which makes sense), then how does that not apply to other industries? Or worded another way, in what aspect do farms count as double dipping on labor costs, where other industries dont?

[Anonymous No.53163944]

>>53163882
use smaller plates then if you can't stop it

[Anonymous No.53163945]

>>53163679
crying in eurpoean

[Anonymous No.53163949]

>>53163914
>oil and gas
The price of oil may go down, but energy companies are about to enter the bull run that tech growth did the last 15 years.

[Anonymous No.53163953]

>>53163529
All-in-all, I probably made around 6k in unrealized gains.

[Anonymous No.53163957]

>>53163934
i'm 100% cash.

[Anonymous No.53163959]

>>53163886
We're still in the same crab range since October, the market is just doing what it does when there is uncertainty. What happens is people got greedy. Lots of people going long at the end of the year, lots of bleeding for weeks, bobos getting greedy and not exiting, expecting a repeat of 2008 as they always do. This is just a slight drop in volatility leading to a short squeeze and return to the mean. I don't know why anyone is so shocked.

[Anonymous No.53163961]

>>53163949
yes 400% gains werent enough, surely they will make 4000% gains in the next decade. bruh you are buying the top like tech tards in 2021

[Anonymous No.53163965]

>>53163953
>made
>unrealized gains

[Anonymous No.53163970]

>>53163895
this right here
2023 q1 will be a bloodbath, cant wait

[Anonymous No.53163974]

>>53163945
isn't iShares Core S&P 500 UCITS ETF basically the same?

[Anonymous No.53163975]

>>53163934
I'd say I feel bad but she looks happy

[Anonymous No.53163980]

I tried to warn them..

[Anonymous No.53163984]

>>53163719
>green across the board
I assume that this means that "everyone" is optimistic on the market and equities had a large inflow of money away from risk-off instruments, then. Which means a little manipulation will lead to deep red.
So I take it that a "normal" market will have a slightly green bias and be more mixed on red and green

>>53163961
>>53163949
I think that's reasonable. They had strong performance last year due to various reasons, and they will probably do "okay" this year, but we'll have a return to the mean. Another sector or asset type will probably do very will this year, then

[Anonymous No.53163988]

>>53163975
Yeah, at least the kid is white.

[Anonymous No.53163990]

>>53163974
yeah with double the fee

[Anonymous No.53163994]

Next marina will be a bikini with "Z" on the cups

[Anonymous No.53164000]

>>53163961
Once you realize it's energy companies that are powering your still bloated tech, it'll be too late.

[Anonymous No.53164002]

>>53163974
and added currency risk

[Anonymous No.53164010]

>>53163988
um, that's kind of racist, but checked hitler dubs so you're good

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53164014]

>>53163988
Thats why she looks happy instead of deluded.

That white chick with the negroid ape baby with its retarded expression who said his black is beautiful is a good counterexample.

[Anonymous No.53164024]

Lol. You guys remember DWAC? Lmao.

[Anonymous No.53164032]

>>53164000
damn bro wait until you realize food companies power everyone in the world, better open a restaurant for those great profit margins

fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.53164033]

>>53164014
>project veritas
it's aaaaalright gramps, the emails can't hurt you any more

[Anonymous No.53164045]

>>53164032
Energy harvests the food, transports the food, cooks the food, keeps the lights on in the restaurant.

Lol.

[Anonymous No.53164058]

>>53164032
>>53164045
What's Bill Gates-kun going to do with his 300,000 acres of private farmland?
>Use it to pump more GMO shit into the goyim
>Keep it barren and unproductive to drive up food costs
>Use it to produce high quality food for exclusive use by the elites

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53164065]

>>53164033
Checked for your jewish numbers and sentiment aligning.

Everyone who works at pfizer and moderna and the media and the doctors and lawyers all deserve the rope.

If Russia EMPs the US it would unironically be a good thing. The unvirtuous would be eliminated.

[Anonymous No.53164071]

>>53164024
Rumble went public too, it's obviously a piece of shit. I want alt tech to succeed but it has no chance on Wall St

[Anonymous No.53164077]

>>53163980
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.53164081]

ASMB stock ladies!!

[Anonymous No.53164090]

>>53163752
It’s all seasonal temp jobs

[Anonymous No.53164102]

>>53163724
And that's a good thing!

In all seriousness though, just use the EMA's to determine whether you should be trading up or down and then take bull flags while you're making higher pivot highs and higher pivot lows. It's actually incredibly simple.

[Anonymous No.53164111]

>>53164058
You missed one:
>Make a comedy series on Bing!Video about an affable, affluent geek going out of his element and trying his hand at being a farmer

[Anonymous No.53164112]

>>53164081

[Anonymous No.53164121]

I invested in like 5 shares of ARKG two years ago bc Sam Hyde told me to. my strategy is to keep it in there until it comes back up one day. It will come back up, right?

[Anonymous No.53164123]

>>53164081
How is this bot still running?

[Anonymous No.53164124]

i just started learning about investing but there are just too many things to know and i can't decide what's right for me
it seems that any interesting strategy gets bashed because "it would be better to do the opposite instead" or "the current market timing isn't right", etc.
i just want to protect what i earn as i have very few expenses and i'm lucky enough to be able to save up most of my wage instead of consooming.
i want to have funds for my retirement, but i might die sooner, i might want to buy a house 10 years down the road or i might need the liquidity earlier, i don't know.
i don't want to get burned by inflation or my own indecision in the meantime. i'm not sure if keeping everything in cash is the best option. have some emergency cash, sure, but €10k+ sitting still in a bank seems useless, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.53164125]

>>53163980
We are more powerful than this one eye lil nigga

[Anonymous No.53164127]

>>53164045
the sun creates all food on earth. buy sun companies NOW

[Anonymous No.53164130]

>>53163635
>No cap
Fr fr?

[Anonymous No.53164133]

Holy fucking shit Realty Income - O
>https://www.realtyincome.com/investors/press-releases/realty-income-announces-10-billion-multicurrency-term-loan

>"SAN DIEGO, Jan. 6, 2023 /PRNewswire/ -- Realty Income Corporation (Realty Income, NYSE: O), The Monthly Dividend Company®, today announced that it has closed on a $1.0 billion multicurrency unsecured term loan. The loan initially matures in January 2024 and includes two twelve-month extensions that can be exercised at the company's option."

>"A total of nine lenders are participating in the loan. Toronto Dominion (Texas) LLC is acting as the Administrative Agent. TD Securities (USA) LLC, The Bank of Nova Scotia, BofA Securities, Inc., JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A., and Mizuho Bank, Ltd. are serving as Joint Bookrunners. TD Securities (USA), LLC, The Bank of Nova Scotia, BofA Securities, Inc., JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A., Mizuho Bank, Ltd., Regions Capital Markets, Truist Securities, Inc., and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria, S.A. New York Branch are serving as Joint Lead Arrangers. Bank of America, N.A. and JPMorgan Chase Bank, N.A. are serving as Syndication Agents. The Bank of Nova Scotia, Mizuho Bank, Ltd., Regions Bank, Truist Bank, and Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria, S.A. New York Branch are serving as Documentation Agents. Affiliates of the foregoing financial institutions and Wells Fargo Bank, National Association are serving as lenders."

[Anonymous No.53164136]

>>53164077

[Anonymous No.53164138]

>>53163893
Correct, I did not

[Anonymous No.53164144]

>>53164124
just start putting your money into things and see what happens. you have to learn by losing

[Anonymous No.53164147]

>>53164133

[Anonymous No.53164160]

>>53163975
Almost like its how its supposed to be or something.

[Anonymous No.53164178]

>R A B B I T
>A
>L
>L
>Y
https://youtu.be/5EBALIhQ0Tg

[Anonymous No.53164213]

>>53164178
That's an ugly rabbit desu I can see why the jannies ban it

[Anonymous No.53164217]

>>53163656
>bought the top
lole

[Anonymous No.53164221]

>>53164133
Somewhat worrisome, what kinda hole are they in that 10billion is needed?

[Anonymous No.53164227]

>>53163188
That's not how it works in AUS.
You're only taxed on the ten dollars you made down here. What shit hole do you live in.

[Anonymous No.53164250]

>>53163959
>This is just a slight drop in volatility leading to a short squeeze and return to the mean.
you do know where the "mean" is, right?

[Anonymous No.53164257]

>>53163060
anyone doing anything with shell?

[Anonymous No.53164265]

>>53164227
oi, have you checked in today?

[Anonymous No.53164269]

>>53164217
I actually literally did.

[Anonymous No.53164314]

>>53164125
apes together strong!

[Anonymous No.53164325]

>>53164160
Not getting pregnant at 12, like 16-17 at the absolute earliest. And I doubt the Dad was her age.

[Anonymous No.53164329]

>>53164111
The trips speak the truth.
>Season 1 highlight: Bills forms a sexual relationship with the questionably young dressage trainer
Not too outlandish of an idea, apparently he owns a horse farm.

[Anonymous No.53164386]

>US 3-MONTH YIELD EXCEEDS 10-YEAR BY 1 PERCENTAGE POINT

This isn't bullish at all is it....

[Anonymous No.53164390]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Security Description: SILVERGATE CAP CORP
New Stock Borrow Rate: 8.5%

[Anonymous No.53164394]

>>53164386
the bond market is wrong. The economy is booming, record unemployment

[Anonymous No.53164400]

>>53163934
god i wish that were me
why even bother if i can't knock up a teen girl

[Anonymous No.53164406]

>>53164394
Ten years is a long time

[Anonymous No.53164409]

>The seasonally adjusted PMI fell to 33.4 last month from 51.4 in November, its lowest level since April 2020 and well below the 50 threshold that indicates a decrease in activity.

Uh, leafbros????

[Anonymous No.53164420]

>>53164329
>apparently he owns a horse farm
Supposedly Varka, the furry that founded Bad Dragon, had ties to a Mexican horse brothel and received some initial capital funding from his connections there. No idea if that's true or to what extent, but it'd be really clownish if everything went full circle

[Anonymous No.53164439]

>>53164420
>Mexican horse brothel
>horse brothel
I, I don't want to ask for details, but...
WHAT

[Anonymous No.53164478]

>>53164400
It's not her son, it's her older sister's.

[Anonymous No.53164481]

>>53164439
Cartel-backed pornography producers

[Anonymous No.53164483]

>>53164439
Check horse pussy futures.

[Anonymous No.53164493]

Happy Friday faggots. I told you Rycey was spicey

[Anonymous No.53164502]

>>53163719
Of course its not, thing moves like crypto. Starting to think the charade is up. Dont gove me that
>but muh company has value, if the liqudiate every-
Shut up. Since when has a company ever liquidated everything?
Stock cpuld be trading for 1 penny, have a quarterly eps of $50.00, a sub 0.1 pe ratio, and not go up in 10 years because hedgefunds and market makers refuse to let it. CEO and wagies still get their pay, board of directors still get theircut, you on the other hand bought in at $10 when pe ratio was still sub 1.
>oh but another company will buy them out, they have to accept!
Have you seen the companies with huge buyout offers that would result in you doubling your money or more overnight only for the CEO to go "no we will bring more value in years to come." Kek no give me my doubling right now. I am not waiting years especially when the ones that have pulled this stunt have fallen.

[Anonymous No.53164529]

>>53163895
When does that report occur?

[Anonymous No.53164531]

>jpow speaks next thursday
>next friday is friday the 13th

[Anonymous No.53164541]

>>53163871
i bought many puts for 350. I don't know what i'm going to do, prob close mon

[Anonymous No.53164555]

>>53163529
I think the technical team for my portfolios personage today is “absolutely heemed and utterly BTFO”

-55% aka -$14,000.00

[Anonymous No.53164595]

>>53164555
>-55%
>555
The fives seem to be on your side, at least.

[Anonymous No.53164601]

>>53164133
10 billion!? Arent they one of the biggest and "safest" reits on the market?

[Anonymous No.53164614]

>>53163529
I unironically lost 1.18% due to being all cash

[Anonymous No.53164621]

Will Tesla keep on falling? Musk has made all of his customers hate him and by proxy Tesla, it's still way overpriced as a car company, and all the other car companies are making EVs now too.
t. missed an easy 2022 short of Tesla

[Anonymous No.53164628]

>>53164531
>All the banks report on Fri 13
Retail expects a cratering so they will get a crabbening

[Anonymous No.53164653]

>>53164621
Musk is going full retard, but is still opposing the globohomo, so they will punish him.

[Anonymous No.53164674]

recession is already here and market pumpts 1000 points sure its not manipulation by algos or antyhign

[Anonymous No.53164683]

Anyone playing TLRY earnings Monday?

[Anonymous No.53164721]

>>53164621
they are barely a luxury car brand. the interior looks like striped down rent a car. meanwhile even a standard model of a 2024 car has tesla "luxury" features like a 360 camera, hud display, advanced lighting, self parking, etc.

[Anonymous No.53164816]

anyone own WIX stock?

[Anonymous No.53164818]

>>53164502
Of course you can double. They’ll have their friends make the offer, and you’ll get 2 pennies.

[Anonymous No.53164863]

I just need to double my money a few times and then my real life can start

[Anonymous No.53164864]

we bottomoed out frends

[Anonymous No.53164884]

>>53164864
Feels good to buy the bottom. I still have 50% of my money on the sidelines in case it is a quadruple fake bottom

[Anonymous No.53164897]

>>53164493
I finally capitulate and slightly more than a month later someone other than me is here shilling RYCEY. Incredible.

[Anonymous No.53164911]

>>53164133
is it 10bn$ or 1bn$?

[Anonymous No.53164957]

>>53163937
My guess? Farm labor demand both varies depending on season and on how good harvests are. It's not like there's suddenly more crops during boom times or that a bad strawberry harvest requiring fewer illegals means we're in recession. That's not the case with construction workers or accountants or whatever.

[Anonymous No.53165005]

>>53163882
Consider asking your doctor about Wegovy® (semaglutide), a product of Novo Nordisk (ticker: NVO)

[Anonymous No.53165027]

>Will the only company that exclusively produces electric cars on a large scale globally lose its essential monopoly because the CEO bought a social media company and made the Quis angry?
Lol. Lmao even. Bears are seething at straws.

[Anonymous No.53165030]

>>53164621
>>53164653
>>53164721
Teslas are pieces of shit but I don't see it losing anytime soon considering it's carried almost purely on speculation. It can easily reverse course over some bullshit.

[Anonymous No.53165060]

>>53164121
If you wouldn't trust Warren Buffett to tell you which races are best, why would you trust Sam Hyde to make good stock picks?

[Anonymous No.53165071]

>>53164121
No, it's fucked

[Anonymous No.53165077]

>>53164124
Stick to the shit in the OP's Boomer Investing 101 link, at least for most of your money. You won't knock anything out of the park, but you won't get rekt either. Over time you may learn and take the Peter Lynchpill.

[Anonymous No.53165100]

>>53164121
> 5 shares of ARKG two years ago bc Sam Hyde told me to

[Anonymous No.53165106]

Mark my words. Us /cmmg/iggers are going to out-perform the market over next year or two. My $FISOF shares are up 200% already.

[Anonymous No.53165120]

>>53165106
Based. I bought at 8 cents. I cannot be stopped

[Anonymous No.53165125]

>>53164897
Thank you for selling

[Anonymous No.53165152]

>>53165125
you are welcome. Enjoy the 2 cent ADR fees.

[Anonymous No.53165166]

>>53163209
>Two more weeks!!!

[Anonymous No.53165178]

$LUV is a nice slurperino

[Anonymous No.53165193]

if you think about it life is just one giant bull trap

[Anonymous No.53165194]

>>53165152
ugh, what fees bro? I use fidelity

[Anonymous No.53165198]

whoa we rallied, but why?

[Anonymous No.53165202]

>>53165120
Nice entry. Hopefully we get a repeat of ISO Energy during the last wave and we go to $1 billion mcap. Retirement money right there. My other plays are of course in metals and oil.

[Anonymous No.53165208]

>>53165194
oh boy, your broker won't save you from adr fees lmao

[Anonymous No.53165230]

>>53163209
cpi has made indexes go up 2% on announcement, then come down, for the last two reports. how are the chances it'll do it again?

[Anonymous No.53165252]

>>53165198
Wages are the real sticky wicket of CPI right now and instead of rising they dropped. Also ISM contracted instead of grew so people are thinking the Fed's reached peaked hawkishness.

[Anonymous No.53165267]

>>53164081
You’re late

[Anonymous No.53165279]

I think I've developed insomnia

[Anonymous No.53165288]

>>53163456
My favorite are Bruce and Morgan.

[Anonymous No.53165293]

>>53165279
Start taking melatonin. I do 6 to 9 milligrams each night (2 or 3 tablets) spaced out a couple hours before I want to go to bed. Best sleep I've had in decades

[Anonymous No.53165310]

>>53165106
Based

[Anonymous No.53165311]

>>53165293
thanks man

[Anonymous No.53165315]

>>53165293
melatonin didn't work for me. Magnesium glycinate has been the only thing that worked, but I've been reading about lots of melatonin benefits so I'm going to start taking low doses of it

[Anonymous No.53165352]

>>53165315
Hmm, I haven't heard of that
But melatonin for me was basically an instant switch. I went from sitting in bed wide awake for 3 hours every night and waking up exhausted the next day... to suddenly sleep within 20 minutes and waking up before my alarm feeling completely rested. I don't even need coffee anymore (though I still drink it because I like the taste and caffeine buzz). The trick for me was the timing: 1 tablet around 7 pm, another around 8 pm, and then maybe a 3rd around 9 pm if had too much espresso that day, in bed by 9:30, and out by 10

[Anonymous No.53165369]

>>53165198
Idkbadger.gif

[Anonymous No.53165371]

UHHH HULKAMANIACS?!?!?

[Anonymous No.53165372]

>>53165315
Melatonin worked well the first time I took it. (Only take it if It’ll be really inconvenient if I get a bad night’s sleep.) After that it’s been inconsistent.

[Anonymous No.53165376]

I bought "Truffle oil and sea salt" potato chips thinking they were just plain salted potato chips and they tasted so bad I threw the bag away after eating a few

[Anonymous No.53165401]

>>53165106
>>53165120

why is Fission up 400% in the past month?

[Anonymous No.53165408]

>>53165376
me too because they were on sale.
now i know why they were on sale holy shit.

[Anonymous No.53165419]

>>53165230
reasonably high, but I feel like they'll let it stay up for longer this time, provided earnings don't spook the market.

[Anonymous No.53165489]

>>53165401
They hit a monster with off-scale radiation at a shallow 300 m depth on their first discovery hole. They put in a rush order for assays and it came back at 59% uranium just before Christmas. The management team has also turned out to be rather skilled at playing the news cycles and keeping investors engaged. They did a private placement at $0.40 CAD with warrants at $0.42 CAD, so anything under that was basically free money.

Now it's all about expanding the deposit. How big is it, which directions is it open in, how much uranium is down there. They're drilling 20 holes over the next couple of months, so we'll find out soon.

[Scoopsicus, The Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53165505]

baking

[Anonymous No.53165539]

>>53165505
Hi nigger

[Anonymous No.53165548]

>>53165152
God s4s is so based

[Scoopsicus, The Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53165549]

>>53165548
+1

[Anonymous No.53165564]

>>53165549
I don’t know how I’m going to afford the borrow on these SI shares.

I wish I’d shorted more.

I wish Schwab had let me short more.

[Anonymous No.53165565]

>>53165548
Why isn't it just /b/? "Shit 4chan says" what even is that? Just a board that repeats random posts from another board?

[Anonymous No.53165568]

>>53165565
Why are you asking instead of just going and seeing for yourself.

But don’t post. I don’t want you fucking up the vibe.

[Anonymous No.53165583]

>>53165568
Because I just looked and it just looks like /b/ to me and it doesn't answer anything on what the board is supposed to be. Is there some gimmick to how you post like in /r9k/?

[Scoopsicus, The Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53165586]

>>53165564
>I don’t know how I’m going to afford the borrow
you mean the interest payments on holding the short shares?
>I wish Schwab had let me short more
wtf nigguh
is the current or expected decay in the underlying outpacing the interest rate?

[Anonymous No.53165595]

I hope you all listened to me and bought the NEXA Dip this week. +9% today

[Anonymous No.53165610]

>>53165599
>>53165599
>>53165599
>>53165599

[Anonymous No.53165614]

lol

[Scoopsicus, The Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53165633]

>>53165565
it used to have an upvotes feature and was initially super different
now it’s basically just /b/ without porn

>>53165583
>/b/
>almost pure tranny, furry, bbc porn with a few spatterings of other repetitive shit like YLYL, maybe a rather occasional unique thing that usually consists of commentary of whatever big shit is in the news
>/s4s/
>sheer unbridled autism

>it just looks like /b/ to me
please do NOT post and fuck up the vibe over there. it is too pure for your smol little pea brain to comprehend.

[Anonymous No.53165652]

>>53165633
So it's just another /b/ board under a different name. Got it. Oh and I will fuck up the "vibe" of it just to spite you for being a tripfaggot.

[Anonymous No.53165923]

>>53165371
WHAT

[Anonymous No.53166067]

>>53165489
>on their first discovery hole
fucking hell dude sell now and take profits. this shit happens all the time - a big hit and speculators pile in. if any of the next holes come in less than spectacular the stocks gona dump hard. at least cash out your initial cost basis so you can't lose money on it

happens in gold / silver too

[Anonymous No.53166358]

>>53163633
short tesla?