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popcorn edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous >>53158951

>> No.53160597
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Still holding defense stocks, betting on the US Empire.

>> No.53160599

Fresh bread is always good. MSOX is lower than its counterpart MSOS.

>> No.53160600

Nuke jannies

>> No.53160601

Well that was quick

>> No.53160602

>>53159066
>inflation is actually almost back at 2% when annualizing MoM data. The market should be healthily green this year.
This. All it will take is for Jerome to start easing his language and we'll head for new highs. This is because inflation eventually inflates the price of what it costs to buy shares of companies too. It's why in 1901 we couldn't support a trillion dollar market cap but today we can. Once normalization occurs, the market is actually a hedge against inflation. 2023 will be a massive bull run to new highs.

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first for SPY puts next week

>> No.53160608

>bulls actually think they’re back in charge

Pathetic

>> No.53160610
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Lol other thread BTFO.

>> No.53160612

>FCX Status: 0 Chill

>> No.53160617

Who here is betting on the nasdaq going below 10k?

>> No.53160623

I'm seriously considering taking physical lumber

>> No.53160626
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>party city bankrupcy
It's kinda sad because I like their stores. Albeit I only went in there like once a year for discount Halloween candy. Will miss them as much as Kmart. BBBY can die though what a boring store.

Who's next /smg/? Who's the next specialty retailer to go under?

>> No.53160627
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shit thread

>> No.53160631

you shoulda seen my face when last thread got nuked
i was like 'whoa' lol

>> No.53160632

>>53160602
Retard

>> No.53160640
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>>53160605
>Doesn't trust the 'Generational Bottom' narrative
Come the fuck on, already.
>>53160610
>Lol other thread BTFO.
Good, that thread was for fucking losers.

>> No.53160642

>>53160627
I'll repeat my question
Could WWE go up to 100 a share when they get sold?

>> No.53160645
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WHOA BLACK BETTY

>> No.53160647
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Mungerposting every day until DJCO hits $100,000.

>> No.53160648

>>53160617
Tre'Quon Quavius Qbert the III is a good boy

>> No.53160649

>>53160623
A trainload is only $463. That's pretty cheap!

>> No.53160663

>>53160642
It could go up to 1000 per share if it sells

>> No.53160666
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>that one anon that was up $60k in premarket and got rug pulled at open

>> No.53160667

>>53160617
below 9

>> No.53160673
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Everyday I'm shuffling

>> No.53160675

I'm tired of losing money bros, if i go all the way back down to where I started i'm just going to have to take my money out of the stock market until all this is over, back in the summer and fall I was making all sorts of good plays and things kept working out, now I've just slowly bled out on everything for 4 months straight

>> No.53160683

Where was the loser who told me SKYT would go to $12, and I'd have to eat my dick/balls?
WHERE!? BRING HIM OUT HERE, NOW!
>>53160642
$100 seems reasonable, yeah.

>> No.53160685
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>>53160647
Aren't newspapers just a dying, advertising-reliant business?

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>>53160645
what's the lore behind the JPow WHOA BLACK BETTY posting? did he accidentally say that once in a FOMC meeting or something? if it's just random nonsense im gonna be disappointed.

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I think I did okay on this


Kill all janitors

>> No.53160699

>>53160642
Yes. Unfortunately for vince mcmahon stone cold is trying his hardest to do a hostile takeover

>> No.53160700
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>>53160666
thanks Satan.

also this is why the "good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell" saying exists. pic related i sold in the premarket once i heard robinhood was preventing everyone from buying and then other brokerages were joining them.

>> No.53160701

>>53160649
I can finally fulfill my lifelong dream to become a homeowner.

>> No.53160708

>>53160686
I think it emerged as a meme when he kept obsessing over Blackfrican American unemployment.

>> No.53160711

>>53160686
It was one of those early FOMC posts making fun.
>walks up to mic
>...
>*ahem*
>WHOA BLACK BETTY
Something like that.

>> No.53160716

>>53160700
He couldn't sell premarket. He learned a valuable lesson. It was that HKD something stock btw

>> No.53160719
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>>53160675
I took all my hibs bags and sold them cause volatility drag from all the crabbing was making it seem like it was never going to really get back up and switched over to the 1x apple inverse etf. Now that fucker is going down. feels bad. I just need a win, even a minor one

>> No.53160723
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shit and piss crabbing while bonds make lowkey gains
i have a bad feeling about this

>> No.53160727

mfs be like I work in M&A. Lol bro you are a used company salesman fr

>> No.53160733

>>53160708
no, black betty means liquor bottle

>> No.53160735

Please pump, my calls are getting heemed

>> No.53160741

BIIB PDUFA today so volatility on options expiring soon are super high

should I buy vol or sell vol on their alzheimers drug PDUFA news? Not many people are positioning for this so vol might deflate

>> No.53160747

Today's Market Performance has just been Spectacular!

>> No.53160749

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53160752

>VVIX
yeah I think im gonna keep selling SPY puts im gonna fucking VRP HARVOOOOOOOST

>> No.53160754
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IT'S OVER.

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>>53160723
I've had a bad feeling about all this for over 15 months. We've still somehow yet to see a true big crash it's just been shitty crabbing all the way down the whole time

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>>53160686
Most of this green-text story is legend. Most of the people living on the frontier were squatting on hundred-plus year old land grants owned by people back east.

>> No.53160781

Anybody here drive Ferrari F8?
Do people harass you at Costco?
Wanna get one but don't want to be a car guy magnet.

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Snib snap

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>>53160747
posts like this genuinely make me feel like that botschizo anon was right all along. which of you fuckers is even real?

>> No.53160801

>>53160781
>Driving your ferrari to Costco
LOL
I saw somebody do this with a rent-a-lambo at In-and-out burger.

>> No.53160813

costco sucks
lines are too long, parking lot is packed, people are terrible
you don't even save money compared to just comparison shopping sales

>> No.53160814

>>53160801
I'm not gonna change grocers just cause I get a new car. Weirdo.
And I go to Wendy's so that story doesn't apply to me.

>> No.53160817

Brown hands typed this >>53160781

>> No.53160821
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Rally is fading

>> No.53160834

>>53160817
Brown hands fondle your aunt, doofus.

>> No.53160839
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SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB SNIB

>> No.53160841

>>53160813
>lines are too long
My costco switched to self-checkout. Now there's no line, since everyone wants to be in the self-checkout line instead.

>> No.53160842

>>53160834
>Bragging about having shit taste

>> No.53160848
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>>53160814
>And I go to Wendy's
based 4-for-$4 enjoyer

>> No.53160849

>>53160839
Waiting all day to post that, huh champ?

>> No.53160855
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>>53160579
Popcorn related play off shitty meme stocks.
AMC is converting some otherr ticker "APE" into AMC stock. Each Ape becomes a unit of AMC, and they've diluted it so much the meme stock conspiracy theorists can't do anything about it. There is currently a wide gap between the two stock prices.Short AMC, long Ape. They will meet in the middle for the time of the vote on the merge. It's an easy arb. If AMC drops all the way to Ape's price (likely) then you make money off the short, if the other way around the long. Literally can't go wrong

>> No.53160864

>tfw ran out of goyslop to watch so now staring at 5m charts
I maybe autistic lads

>> No.53160865

>told everyone to buy FXI at ~21 because it would go to 30
>it's at 31 now, made a huge profit
If only your western nigger simp ideology allowed you invest in China

>> No.53160874

>>53160848
I get a big bacon cheese and a couple jr bacon cheeses on the side. I try to go every Friday

>> No.53160877

>>53160685
They also make software for the court system.

>> No.53160878
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Natty Gas bros...

The storm has passed. I just put my entire paycheck into BOIL. I have to gain it all back. I just have to.

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>>53160821
> rally
no such thing in my crab market. just dump it all to pre corona highs already.

>> No.53160889

>>53160834
>>53160781
As a Brown guy who fondles >>53160817 mother and drives nice cars, I would say go for a more utilitarian car. Just get a Porsche panamera or taycan

if you really want to be le car guy then get a buggatti. Or one of those BMW / Audi concept car looking memes.

Ferraris are ugly

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>>53160849
yep

>> No.53160900

Not gonna lie, wework (WE) is looking pretty cheap on a community adjusted EBITDA basis at this point.
Down 85% off a SPAC that was already merged in at a down valuation.

>> No.53160904

>>53160889
>Porsche panamera or taycan
Wow, you really are Silicon Valley lol

>> No.53160906
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>muh layoffs
meanwhile employment is at a new ATH

>> No.53160908

wait if january ends flat that means the rest of the year will stay flat too

>> No.53160909

>>53160906
tech trash is being taken out

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>>53160900
>community adjusted EBITDA

>> No.53160912

>>53160865
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Luckin Coffee?
I thought not.
It's not a story the shills would tell you.

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>>53160912

>> No.53160926

>>53160900
It is a rent-a-space company that doesn’t even own the real estate. Might have some bounce potential for a quick trade but definitely not in it for anything beyond technicals.

>> No.53160929

>>53160909
>tech trash is being taken out
these people are either leaving the US for their countries of origin or are accepting lower paying jobs which there are enough of still open in the USA.
tech layoffs will not impact the (un)employment statistics at all.
the US labor markets is literally that strong.

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Bullbros , are we back for real or this is just another fake pump?

>> No.53160939

>>53160741
Well, it's do-or-die for amyloid hypothesis today, all bets are off.

>> No.53160941
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>>53160906
>employment data that double or triple counts people

>> No.53160944

>>53160931
Who knows but it’s not fake if you sell now

>> No.53160945

>>53160931
SPY will never again trade below 385, this is the new floor.

>> No.53160950

>>53160939
>do-or-die for amyloid hypothesis today
Elaborate? This isnt the only company with alz therapy with amyloid based mechanism of action

>> No.53160953

>>53160941
it's always something, isn't it?

>> No.53160954

>>53160931
pretty sure it pumps till cpi atleast

>> No.53160955
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>excuse me i have an important announcement to make everybody

>> No.53160959

whats the best day of the week to write options?
sosnoff-approved answers only

>> No.53160967

>>53160913
Didn't we have a lot of that going on back in 2020?

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A happy little girl on our wedding day

Bros I love her so much
https://youtu.be/kPk9c0UK0Fg

>> No.53160974

>>53160904
Well I typed out a long post to you explaining how nice Panameras look after the 2019 models stopped looking like ugly asf humpbacks. Are Porsches really a SIlicon valley car? I mean I see panameras a bunch but its not suuuper common.

The most common thing here is a ranjeet or a chang driving TSLA

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>>53160955
yes?

>> No.53160982

>>53160950
Yeah, but there are allegedly better ones in the pipeline than BIIB's current bet. And then there's this

https://www.science.org/content/article/potential-fabrication-research-images-threatens-key-theory-alzheimers-disease

Either it will be all-clear (pun intended) for amyloid hypothesis or many big old pharma co's are fucked.

>> No.53160985

>>53160912
>sold at +137.2% gains for China
>"h-have you ever heard the tragedy of Lucking Coffee?..."
There is no need to be upset anon. Some people just don't let political bias interfere with their trades. It is not my fault China doesn't flood their population with niggers like the USA does..

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>>53160955
>may i offer you gentlemen a fine cuban of the highest quality?

>> No.53160989

>>53160813
My costco is always fast, the workers are all nice, and after comparing my grocery bill at Costco to my grocery bill from WalMart, I've found that I spend nearly 200 dollars less per month than I did. Plus their Gas is regularly around 20-40 cents cheaper than all the other gas stations in the area, so the gas alone was worth my membership fee.

>> No.53160990

>>53160686
I think it's just one dude who likes to spam it.

>> No.53160991

>Only one stock that I have has been a consistent performer
>take that away and I've lost 50% of my wealth by my own dumb actions
Is there a cope for this feel?

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imagining pining over an imaginary girl you can never have
couldn't be me

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>>53160977
>care for a fine cuban smoke bobo?

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>>53160959
45 days before strike

>> No.53161005

>>53160991
Diversify, friend.

>> No.53161007

>>53160982
I have a hard time believing they approve BIIB's Lecanemab without an adcom. It would be pathetic if they do. FDA doesn't have to abide by BIIB's PDUFA date (Today) either.
Lol.

>> No.53161010

>>53160991
Maybe you’re learning something

>> No.53161018

So when a company is worth X but you think it is worth Y is it just a gut feeling or what data are you interpretting for this assessment?

>> No.53161020

>>53160579
I'm just so tired of this whole fake pumping followed by slowly dropping lower. When will the sp500 just fucking crash? I am tired of holding cash, it's boring.

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>>53160967
All of it must be purged...

>> No.53161026

If any straddle / vol degenerates exist rn on /smg/, there's a binary event for a pharma shitco called VERU coming up next month in mid Feb. I might buy vol for that event. could go to 2 or 20. Lol.

>> No.53161032

>>53161018
It’s pure guesswork and speculation. Ask Buffet he knows

>> No.53161047

Boring as fuck market. Look at BIIB for some potential fireworks and degeneracy.

>> No.53161060

>>53160990
This is the most plausible answer imo

>> No.53161065

>>53161007
Play accordingly then, bro.

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>everything green in portfolio

yeah... im outta here. see ya fags next week

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>>53160716
>He couldn't sell premarket.

What? Why? Is he gay or something?

>> No.53161080

>>53160617
me

>> No.53161081
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I'm all in SOXL and BOIL. Let's fucking gooooooooooooooooooo!

>> No.53161082

>>53160579
he's like a bartender for popcorn. i think he's cool

>> No.53161084

>>53161065
I don't even know if i should play it. IV% on BIIB front tenor options are super inflated considering its a 40b market cap company.

I have to decide whether I want to sell vol or buy vol for BIIB. Looks like i might sell vol and buy some wings (15 delta ish) for a hedge on a short straddle

>> No.53161089

we're gonna squeeze until close. Shorts need to cover for the weekend, 384 was last resistance, and gap fill magnet 390

>> No.53161098

>>53161084
>>53161065
To elaborate, not many ppl are paying attention to BIIB's lecanemab PDUFA today and as such I think the price action will be lower than implied volatility is pricing in. In other words, I think realized vol will be less than current implied vol.

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what the fuck do I do bros? haven't made a successful trade since 2021. tempted to take out all my money and just sit on it or hookers and blow. at least I get something out of it

>> No.53161109

>>53160772
>We've still somehow yet to see a true big crash it's just been shitty crabbing all the way down the whole time
It's called a bull flag, retard.

>> No.53161116

>>53161084
*cough*LLY*cough*

>> No.53161119

>>53161082
Exactly. Forget the movie. You could just hang out by the popcorn counter all night and talk to him about your problems.

>> No.53161124

>Twelve Speaker votes and counting
They reshaped my district and now my congressman keeps voting for Jeffries

>> No.53161136

>>53160848
>>53160874
AM I THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON HERE

WHO ENJOYS THE BACONATOR???

>> No.53161135

>>53160974
porsche used to mean you were a Hollywood dentist, now they're for tech geeks that aren't yet in teslas
>>53161079
idk that's how he's living

>> No.53161137

>>53161105
stop gambling and start investing for long term.

>> No.53161139

>>53161116
I know i know but LLY is supposed to have a positive correlation with BIIB results, right? If BIIB line go up, LLY line go up.

I think LLY gets burned by this long term imo...Lecanemab clearly met the criteria for FDA AA. With positive Clarity AD trials results, you’d think the approval is a done deal. But the process is now so political that no one can say for sure

>> No.53161142

>>53161105
Anon. We're about to have am equity wide return to normal rally where the most beaten down stocks are going to be the biggest winners. Just pick your favorite leader in any tech sub sector and go all in. I'm actively building a position in TSLA, AFRM, SOFI, SOXL and BOIL for good measure.

>> No.53161143

I got rugged so fucking hard by HKD, I want to kill myself. Fuck Webull for allowing people to buy super pre market. I bought at roughly $48 a share at premarket because I thought it would run but now I can’t sell because it would be a day trade. $5800 gone in just a few hours. Can anyone please give me hopium?

>> No.53161147

>>53161105
Invest in a diverse range of proven companies with a good history (The Dividend Aristocrats Stock list is a good place to start in my opinion, or the ETF that tracks them NOBL), put your money in (preferably when they're down but as long as you buy and hold, you're good), and then let it sit for a few years. Take a little from each paycheck and put it in every month. Growth over time, man. Never put all your eggs in one basket, but definitely think about companies you like.

>> No.53161153
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>>53161137
Holy cringe

>> No.53161157

>>53161136
Nah, I have one every few months or so.

>> No.53161160

>>53161135
>porsche used to mean you were a Hollywood dentist, now they're for tech geeks that aren't yet in teslas
kek that is true. lots of tech dweebazoids drive porsches. In my opinion, driving nice cars are super overrated. like a ferrari. wtf

>> No.53161165

>>53161136
I like lettuce tomato onion and mayo on my burgers

>> No.53161168
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>>53160864
try 200 tick charts.

this is what your first bar of the day looks like for me on TSLA. yeah. you're welcome.

>> No.53161171

is there a bathroom tunnel?

>> No.53161175

>>53161105
Keep it simple and actually have a plan, I started putting trades in my calendar so I have a deadline to take a profit or cut my losses

>> No.53161178

>>53160991
Have you tried not using leverage?

>> No.53161182

>>53161153
>Ask how to make money on Stocks
>Is told the accurate, if boring, answer
>Calls it cringe

Alright then.

>> No.53161184

>>53160579
Holy fuck how much butter is putting on that popcorn?
My heart hurts just watching that.

>> No.53161185

>>53161098
>>53161139
Exactly, FDA have their so-called repitation on play with this one.

And remember the old rule: don't make a trade you don't like just for the sake of it

>> No.53161188

>>53161142
I should clarify this and say: Just pick your favorite leader in any tech sub sector BEFORE the market started getting beaten into the ground last year and go all in.

>> No.53161195

>>53161020
Welcome to the dotcom bubble 2.0
You have like 1-1.5 years of this left

>> No.53161199

>>53161142
>I'm actively building a position in TSLA, AFRM, SOFI, SOXL and BOIL for good measure.
Yes yes. Some more stocks to put into a nice diversified basket of good value companies:
>SHOP
>DKNG
>HOOD
>COIN
>SAVA
>ORMP
>GERN
>SI
>URA
>URNM

These are all great value stocks! Amazing fundamentals and will do well long term.

>> No.53161205

>>53161184
It's not real butter
Real butter is expensive
It's probably much worse

>> No.53161206

>>53160579
Mad skills

>> No.53161213

>>53161165
gross.

>> No.53161216

>>53161135
If you can get a Porsche why would you ever get a Tesla?

>> No.53161217

>>53161160
>>53161135

All these new higher end models keep adding stupid design features that make the cars worse to drive. Instead of a gear shift, you hold the break and press or pull a button. Makes no fucking sense

>> No.53161231

How's it going YANG gang?

>> No.53161234
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>look at that efficient market go!

>> No.53161237

>>53161182
I suppose it shouldn't be surprising.

>> No.53161238

I don't understand why anyone would buy HOOD. Jesus fuckin christ what an absolute dilutive mess

>> No.53161239

>>53161020
They're not going to let it fall until you buy in

>> No.53161245

>>53159936 #
$200 a person for groceries is buying all goyslop gmo and how you get cancer at 40.
Do you eat organic meat and veggies anon? I spend $700ish a month on food for my girlfriend and I, we eat organic beef, chicken and veggies though.

>> No.53161249

>>53161217
Can't have a stick in an electric car

>> No.53161252

>>53161234
>it's another "HFT algos scalping the shit out of retail" episode

WHEN I SAY KEN

YOU SAY GRIFFIN

KEN

>> No.53161261

>Renault studying making mass-market EV in India -- sources tell Reuters

India is like 40 years from having EV be commonplace there, well behind China. Idk what Renault will conclude

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>>53161231

>> No.53161270

>>53159936
Eh, 200 in a month seems perfectly reasonable, maybe even a bit cheap if you have preferences

>> No.53161278

>>53161245
I bet you look like a nu-male soiboy

>> No.53161281

>>53161261
They are making them there, not selling driving duh

>> No.53161291

>>53161281
https://www.renault.co.in/

Damn, I did not know Renault made cars in India.

>> No.53161298

>>53161245
I eat the same for 200€ for two person mutts pay insane money for anything remotely resembling actual food

>> No.53161303

>>53161249
I’m still talking about ICE cars. I had to drive someone’s Lincoln Navigator and it was infuriating

>> No.53161307

>>53161291
It's a market of a billion people, at least a quarter of which might make viable customers. Even if a 16th is a viable market, that's still money to be made.

Heck, if I recall, An Indian company bought Land Rover from Ford.

>> No.53161322

>>53161261
India is making a ton now. Apple shifting stuff there too. In next few years china is going to use that big fancy army on their own people.

>> No.53161323

What did the FED even say today?

And is anyone else getting tired of the market being entirely predicated on the FED? I know it’s been this way for decades but still. How is anyone supposed to invest in anything if it’s price is entirely determined by what the FED says and does with no way to know ahead of time what that is actually going to be?

>> No.53161334

>>53161261
>>53161281
>>53161291
I’m surprised automakers haven’t started building cars in a country like Saudi Arabia yet. Geographically well placed to ship to Asia and Europe and they can just import workers like they did for the World Cup

>> No.53161339

>>53161234
I wonder which bank has the strongest algo. They're making a killing now in this AI fight.

>> No.53161340

>>53161261
Probably easier for developing nations to go to electric like how they skipped landline telephones and went straight to mobile.

>> No.53161342

>>53161307
>Heck, if I recall, An Indian company bought Land Rover from Ford.
Oh yes, I just noticed that Tata motors bought Land Rover and Jaguar. Interesting. I didn't realize that Tata was making acquisitions that aggressive.

Tata makes a lot of stuff, they make consumer products (foods), steel, REIT mgmt, hotel mgmt, airline mgmt. Jesus christ

>> No.53161346

>>53161323
Im paraphrasing but basically:
>ahem, fuck niggers

>> No.53161348
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53161348

> good job report from December
You people refuse to listen to reason. It is such a shame that I'll need to raise rates until unemployment falls into line.
It's for the greater good, of course.

>> No.53161357

this is one cope of a fucking rally
>private nonfarm payrolls up
>unemployment rate lower
oh but average hourly earnings are down, buy AAPL stock!
fuckin morons

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>soxl

>> No.53161360

>>53161322
My new AirPods have “designed in California, assembled in Vietnam” on them instead of China which is pretty crazy

>> No.53161366

>smg talking about stock market hitting generational bottom
kek Im buying puts next week

>> No.53161368

CPI data will be great next thursday too. Jerome won't fuck it up until feb 1.

>> No.53161374

>>53161322
>India is making a ton now. Apple shifting stuff there too. In next few years china is going to use that big fancy army on their own people.
Whoah, this was a real doozy of a sentence.

You're saying that AAPL is going to switch manufacturing to India soon because...China is going do have a military authoritarian genocide on its own people so Foxconn is no longer a viable manufacturing firm for AAPL?

>> No.53161375
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Why are there 3 /smg/s in the catlog

>> No.53161381

>>53160626
Yeah, that's a sad one. Also sad for me because I tripled down thinking that they could pull off a temporary turnaround and get the price pumped back up to 2-3 bucks a share. Instead I'm selling at a 70% loss. Luckily, it was only like 300-400 bucks.

>> No.53161382

the 30 year bond yield predicted all this, you know...

>> No.53161385

>>53161357
nfps and unemployment only matter insomuch as they place pressure on wage growth. wage growth came in light, and the revisions even moreso, so they're basically irrelevant. We're getting a strong economy with soft wages and low inflation which is the fed's soft landing wet dream made real.

>> No.53161389

>>53161375
because crypto is dead and there aren't enough shitpost threads to get them off page 10

>> No.53161397

>>53161375
Im baking another one

>> No.53161398
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My $24 Cameco calls are in the green and don't expire for a couple of more weeks. Should I sell now or wait another week? I'm feeling greedy, like it could go to $26 easily.

>> No.53161399
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>>53161136
For me it's the bacon sourdough double patty melt from Jack in the Box

>> No.53161401

>>53161366
The bottom was October already

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53161406

It never actually occurred to me that canned beverages have fluids inside them. But just now, the light hit at the exact correct angle, and I was able to see the liquid in the can. It was magical. Please remember that the universe is a wonderful thing, anons.

>> No.53161407

>>53161366
>High market valuations cause the Fed to raise rates even harder to control inflation
>"generational bottom"

>> No.53161409

>>53161357
Did you miss the part where DXY is down 1%?

>> No.53161412

>>53161136
Not a huge fan of Wendy's burgers, but they got some of the best fast food chicken sandwiches.

>> No.53161414

>>53161366
Mike Wilson of Morgan Stanley was talking about everyone wants to see a bottom because the consensus is 3600 and everyone will buy in. Meanwhile he is pegging a 3000 spot on the S&P 500 because everyone is going to clamor to buy early and get BTFO’ed

>> No.53161421

>>53161360
Yeah ive seen that in a bunch of places too. Lot going to vietnam now too. Its funny too because its chinese firms relocating to cambodia and such. Saying they can pay a cambodian person half what someone in china wants lol.
>>53161374
Try learning reading comprehension retard. Apple is already shifting stuff to india. Not a going to, is. Now, already. Chinas only had a strong political control because of the promise of the chinese dream of economic growth. Now that dream is shrinking the chinese arent going to be content anymore. As for Foxconn, theyre a Taiwanese company, they can build a plant in cambodia or vietnam too.

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>mayo

>> No.53161429

>BBBY crashing and burning
This makes me irrationally happy
Fuck baggies

>> No.53161432

>>53161425
Brown hands typed this post

>> No.53161436

>>53161406
Canned chicken has fluid in it too. I add sparkling water to it to make a nice chicken flavored soda. You are right, the universe is a wonderful place.

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>>53161374

>> No.53161449

>>53161385
>Wage growth will moderate without a collapse in job openings

Crazy that people believe this.

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>stellar tech portfolio
>Devoted to our lord Jesus Christ
>MAGA Trump girl

I was born too late bros

>> No.53161480

>>53161381
They were doomed unfortunately. A holdover from 2009 staying afloat with cheap debt. Many many more to come.

>> No.53161482

>>53161464
>born too late
she's still here anon

>> No.53161483

>>53161464
Yeah but a prottie. Theyre irritating to be around with.

>> No.53161492

>>53160626
>Who's the next specialty retailer to go under?
GameStop

>> No.53161501

Lmao bears have to be some of the most shortsighted retards in the universe. "No such thing as oversold" jfc what kind of absurd cope is that? Keep crying as the markets and Fed do exactly the opposite of what you expect.

>> No.53161510

>>53160626
walmart

>> No.53161516

Oil just went red

>> No.53161518

>>53161501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPeHHpXOOds

>> No.53161523

>>53161342
Yeah, apparently Land Rover was a revenge move, the CEO of Ford apparently mocked the CEO of Tata a few years back, so once Ford started struggling, Tata came back to Buy Land Rover and humble them a bit. The relationship apparently stabilized after that.

>> No.53161524

>>53161440
Pajeet fake news. Post hands Rajesh.

>> No.53161530

>>53161483
Why don’t Catholics just kill themselves?

>> No.53161537

>>53161530
it's a sin

>> No.53161538

>>53161523
Why did the CEO of Ford mock the CEO of Tata years ago? Tata is expontentially larger than Ford, considering Ford is just an automaker while Tata makes almost....everything.

>> No.53161555
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>>53161516
Demand for oil increases when greater economic growth is expected.

>> No.53161556

>>53160878
Based

>> No.53161565

>>53161516
Good.

>> No.53161568

>>53161464
How much would I have to pay her to eat out her ass and fuck her feet?

>> No.53161579
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>Just days after I told you it would happen, the celebrity CEO slashed prices on his cars in this very populous country. He has to so he can compete. It won't do any good though. (Elon Musk)

>> No.53161582
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53161582

>stock market ripping
meanwhile
>bonds ripping
>lumber and oil nosediving

Hmmmmm.... which one do I trust. Bond market and important commodities or algos passing other algos bags....

>> No.53161598

>>53161568
Before or after ARKK gets liquidated?

>> No.53161606
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oh hey a green day finally. maybe its time to actually dump all my money back into my favorite stocks.

>> No.53161609

thinking about selling calls on TQQQ today, but if I do that it's gonna fuckin rip next week

>> No.53161613

>>53161582
Commodities are done. You go into them for the initial inflation spike then cycle out. But bonds are important.

>> No.53161615
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it's about to hit 2%

>> No.53161627

wtf i thought anons said friday was going to dump???

>> No.53161633

We had high job numbers today- surprised it didn't push down this rally.

>> No.53161640

>>53161582

bond market is way early, its probably just beginning to price in a recession, while equities need to take an earnings hit to price a recession in

also theres still the "yields going down is good for stocks" association which needs to break

>> No.53161649
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53161649

Alright fellas.

I've got a good spread of REITS with O, STAG and AGNC

I'm holding COST and HD for Retail

I can't decide on a spread for Financials so I just grabbed some XLF Total Financial Market ETF

I've just rounded out Beverages with shares in KO, PEP and KDP.

Thinking about hitting Fast Food next, since that industry is growing considerably and looks to keep doing so. Gonna grab some MCD, but what else should I look for? And why is YUM its own Ticker, shouldn't that fall under PEP?

>> No.53161650

>>53161640
Oh fuck off with this shit, keep moving the goalposts. "Equities need to take an earnings hit" as if that hasn't happened for an entire year straight? Lmao

>> No.53161654

>>53161640
>>53161582
Actually yields are dropping because theyre all buying bonds now. Probably thinking fed is done since theyre near the target they said. If cpi stays sticky though fed will have to keep rising and then bonds will get culled again.

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>>53161613
Pretty funny you can see the gap down in the yield curve to start the year.

>>53161640
I think this months earnings are going to surprise beat in a lot of sectors, then next quarter surprise miss in a lot of sectors.

>> No.53161661

What happened?
Why is there a gigapump?

>> No.53161663
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we're doing it reddit, we're breaking out of the crab cage

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>>53161524

>> No.53161672
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>>53161654
CPI numbers are so artificially tampered its clear the rates will not stop until 2025 unless they slam them down even harder and faster.

>> No.53161676

>>53161663
despite all our rage? or perhaps because of it?

>> No.53161681
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The market moves like he's about to cut rates to zero and start printing in a month or two.
Was saying they would keep rates near 5% for 12 more months at least a bluff?

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why did i listen to the doomers

>> No.53161688

>>53161661
The candle at 10 set the path for the rest of the day. Algos all on buy signals since then.

>> No.53161694

>>53161663
PIVOT BROS WE WON

>> No.53161695

>>53161661
The future recession is ending as we speak

>> No.53161696

>>53161666
Rajeeeeesh. I know its you. Tell me what your favorite curry is.

>> No.53161699

>>53161650

the last year was pricing in higher rates, earnings are still expected to grow 5% this year... Not very "recessionary"...

>>53161654

recession always kills inflation. The inflation/rates story is done. Bonds are now a growth story, up with recession and down with growth

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>>53161681
Sell signal confirmed

>> No.53161701

>>53161143
I did post something about how I knew it would turn out that way. But yeah my advice is just believe in God and believe that there is a life after this one. This world is too shit and temporary to really give a lot of fucks about

>> No.53161704

>>53161449
>job openings
I still wonder if anyone's actually looked into this, because I bet a ton are ghost jobs.

Like, pre-2020 you advertise for "Data Entry - [Home city]". Now remote work and a desperation for warm bodies means that one job gets posted a dozen times as "Data Entry - [Cities 1-12], Remote".

>> No.53161707

>>53161681
I am picturing the market behaving like a bunch of preschoolers that got told to behave themselves or they wont get snack time. And every time Teacher Jpow turns his back the class gets riled up every time.

>> No.53161713

>>53161649
nigga, why would you buy the 3 beverage stocks in the same category. either buy one of those, or buy MNST and an alcohol stock or something

McDonalds is a shit stock. buy SBUX

>> No.53161715

>>53161696
the only ethnic food i eat is tortillas

>> No.53161719

>>53161245
Eating organic won't prevent you from getting cancer.

>> No.53161721
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53161721

SMG sentiment check giving me strong sell signals right now.

>> No.53161722
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I hope you are all having a great day.

>> No.53161728
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53161728

I just bought 20 shares of Intel Corp (INTC) what am I in for lads

>> No.53161730

Bros, is there any brokerage where I don't have to suffer from a "good faith violation". I just want to take advantage of a day low on a stock. Say a stock at $50, purchase it, wait an hour for it to be $51, then sell it same day to make $100. Then right after I make that $100, the stock dips again, I buy it same hour and repeat. This results in a "good faith violation" on my brokerage. How do I stop that from happening?

>> No.53161736

>>53161722
Damn that anon that said LUV is a good investment wasn’t lying.

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>>53161721
Trust your instincts anon. Sell your long positions.

>> No.53161744

>>53161730

get 25k

>> No.53161745

>>53161730
You need to be trading on margin to avoid good faith violations. Those are happening because you're trading with a cash account and the funds technically haven't settled after the transactions, so you aren't really using your money to buy the next lot of shares.

>> No.53161753

>>53161713
Why is SBUX better?

>> No.53161761

>>53161730
>>53161744 by any means necessary

>> No.53161774

Is this a scam pump?

>> No.53161776

>>53161182
but I have made just over $60k on my starting $5k from Nov. 2021 by swing trading low volume options on dividend swings. why would I go for 8-10% per year when I can pretty regularly make $1-2k per week?

>> No.53161778

>>53161721
>>53161741
DO IT
SELL

>> No.53161779

>>53161699
>The inflation/rates story is done.
Could be yeah. I think it wont fully be done until we see 2 more CPIs then i think its done.

>> No.53161787

>>53161745
This, I made that mistake thinking my shit was settled when it wasn't and I was making back to back trades like it wasn't an issue and I got a temporary restriction from it.

>> No.53161795

>>53161081
>>53160878
all thes fucking "women in the workforce" must be culled. i hurt my back at work for 40 hours a week and those bitches just sit at the laptop for 2 hours a day, drawing lines in powerpoint and call it management. life is fucking unfair!

>> No.53161804

>>53161721
Lmao u niggas been bearish for so long and we have one green day and the schizos of smg want to sell

>> No.53161807

if we don't get a new thread between 306 and 311 posts I'm gonna be fuming

>> No.53161810

>>53161776
damn at that rate youre going to be a billionaire in 10 years.

>> No.53161814
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53161814

I heard that you can push SOXL.
Is this true?

>> No.53161819

>PRTY -50%

Lmao

>> No.53161829

gannon is calling for a housing market crash coupled with deflation/negative rates and cbdc price controls in 2023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucclGL672D8

>> No.53161830
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>>53161810

>> No.53161833

Can you say trade with less than $25k? Not every day, but like once a week?

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BUDDY LOOK AT TSLA COMPUTER!

>> No.53161837

>>53161358
kek what a wild ride

>> No.53161839

>>53161776
Stability.
Also no one says you can't still swing trade, but MOST of your investments should be in stable diverse areas.

>> No.53161843

>>53161795
Don't worry anon, they're being culled as we speak.

>> No.53161845

>>53161779

CPI is wonky, honestly not expecting much change from last month, which the market will probably perceive as a horrible number. The important part of inflation (services, labor) is obviously coming down, but idk if the print will be enough to satisfy the market when energy and shelter get thrown in

just cant think of a better place right now than duration

>> No.53161847

I will literally never be able to financially recover from today.

I’m ruined.

>> No.53161850

>FDA approves drug that shows no efficacy in trial

This stock is going to moon
Alzheimer’s patients gonna die more

DRINK UP
THIS IS THE SOCIETY YOU CHOSE

>>53161835
Damn why’d I short SI and not TSLA?

>> No.53161852

>>53161776
based, don't listen to what people who underperform you say

>> No.53161853

>>53161787
>>53161745
It's absurd how we're a quarter of the way into the 21st century and niggers still take two fucking days to settle a goddamn stock trade.

Yes, I'm mad. And yes this is financial advice. Somehow.

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>>53161835
I sold my TSLL and bought TSLQ

>> No.53161862

>>53161753
I like them for the simple fact I've observed coffee chain competitors pop up, and Starbucks simply mogs all of them. I managed to buy the bottom on it about a year ago. McDonalds on the other hand--there are plenty of alternatives to everything they do

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>>53161847
Did you all in 0dte puts or what? I'm hurting too but mine don't expire til Feb and the trend is still down down to goblin town

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>>53161819
I bought at 1.90 and sold at 2.20.

>> No.53161880

>>53161026
>VERU
premiums nice and low, might throw a few shekels into it
thx friendo

>> No.53161885

>>53161681
No, but the reality is that the US economy is so strong that it can easily handle 5%+ interest rates and keep growing. Jobs numbers are great, wage growth is moderating, inflation is almost back at 2% already etc. up only.

>> No.53161895

>>53161847
>I’m ruined.
post portfolio loss porn please
best of luck out there

>> No.53161896

>>53161880
Beware of high IV options though for VERU, maybe try to find some asymmetry

>> No.53161897

Metal bros we just keep on winning. My gold stocks are literally mooning and just keep going up. Inflation, stagflation, recession, who cares when you got gold?

>> No.53161898

my boomer father in law tried to shill me on Seveney, wtf is this shit

>> No.53161899

>>53161829
Write off anyone talking about CBDCs. Even Xi couldn't get them to work.

>> No.53161901

>>53161699
There's not going to be a recession, soft landing is guaranteed based on all the data we've seen over the past year.

>> No.53161911

>>53161870
No but my shorts are getting fucking slaughtered. Was up slightly yesterday on the year now I’m down over 55% today…

>> No.53161913

I will keep buying brazilian stocks and there is nothing you can do to stop me

>> No.53161915

>>53161853
Yeah at this point it can only be on purpose, probably just gives institutions more time to slosh everyone's money around for a couple extra tenths of a percent gain before they have to give it back. I lost all faith in banks a long time ago when I tried applying for a credit card and they sent me an email telling me I needed to fax them some required documents. As if they haven't had 35 years to switch over from faxing.

>> No.53161918

>>53161847
>market goes up 1% and rapes this kid
Trading is literally for retards

>> No.53161920

>>53161913
What tickers?

>> No.53161925

>>53161913
How? They have an exchange?

>> No.53161927

>>53161833
Yes, that's fine. The main thing is your broker might refuse you margin, so you're stuck with whatever cash you have on hand and waiting for trades to settle.

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/patterndaytrader.asp

>> No.53161929

>>53161899
Already enough cryptoshit that rugs its holders. Why would anyone willingly put funds into a government coin considering their 200 year history of rugging their own currencies?

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>>53161913

>> No.53161943

>>53161932
>>53161932
>>53161932

>> No.53161948

>>53161728
Two long winters.

>> No.53161955

>>53161081
this is the difference between "tech" and tech
"tech" is having layoffs
actual tech can't get enough people to hire

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>>53161915
>As if they haven't had 35 years to switch over from faxing
On the other hand, you've had 35 god damned years to get a fax machine and you STILL haven't bothered to get one.

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>literally every position I have is an unmitigated disaster.

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Opinions on the engine maker / defense stock ROLLS ROYCE? it got a new CEO and rallied 10% over the week.

>> No.53161981

>>53161943
You have learned well

>>53161957
Never gonna happen gramps

>> No.53161985

>>53161744

Why 25k specifically? I can put that much in my brokerage if needed.

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>>53161958
Well that's only a small part of your net worth, right? A trading account just for funsies?

>> No.53161990

>>53161918
If you lose money, you're a retard. It doesn't matter what strategy you use.

>> No.53161991

>>53161920
Buy all the BANKS and digital currency shit, they are going to SOAR under Lula trust me
Banco do Brasil
Banco Bradesco
Banco Santander
NU
PAGS (Brazilian Paypal)
etc
>>53161925
Most are sold on new york stock exchange under various adrs

>> No.53162001

>>53161958
oof

>> No.53162035

>>53161988
Yea fortunately 14k is only a tiny fraction of my net worth or I’d probably KMS but it still sucks bad.

How the fuck is the S&P straight up over 2% on bullshit

>> No.53162067

>>53162035
I feel you anon. My puts are on fire right now, hope the market tanks in a month

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>>53162067
i hope the market moons and you get margin called you fucking faggot.

>> No.53162165

>>53161810
I wish I could keep this going, but I have to spend out of it occassionally and i have heard from others that the larger number syou deal with offer diminishing returns, so Im happy making 20-40k per year supplementing my salary. If i can keep it up, Ill be happy

>> No.53162208

>>53161839
i tried that my first 6 months and after watching my stable investments make pennies by comparison, I was desperate for dry powder so I liquidated and used that for my thesis. I understand why this mindset is used and taught by most people, but if you're going to be an active trader there are much more intelligent uses of your money. Why put that money in a stock and watch it crawl. Put the same amount in options and make exponentially more money. You still need to be right and you still gain value from doing your homework. Now that I am successful with options, I won't buy tickers until Im a millionaire and I just need to park my money somewhere while I go sailing

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>>53161852

>> No.53162227

>>53161985
lookup PDT rule

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>>53161663
A good time to be a bobo imo

>> No.53162392

>>53161358

I was almost certain this was going to be porn.

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>>53161358

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>>53161334
>manufacturing anything in Saudi Arabia
There's a major downside you're overlooking.

>> No.53162600

>>53161358
I love that this is a send up of that Chinese humble boss bullshit story.

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These earnings in one week.
How will the markets react to the reports?