/SMG/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53157790]

BAKE AT 300

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157798]

thread sux+op=fag

[Anonymous No.53157804]

egg

[Anonymous No.53157811]

thread rox+op=fag

[Anonymous No.53157816]

what a dumb thread

[Anonymous No.53157823]

BUDDY LOOK AT TESLA COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.53157825]

>>53157804
3gg

[Anonymous No.53157826]

>5th red week on SPY in a row
>OMG SHORT TIZLA spammed on SMG after it already went down 50% in a month
>QQQ already at lows and doomer bear nigs still posting about "apocalypse crash"
>97% of SMG was all in puts and refuses to check quotes/bake new thread out of embarrassment

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

RETARDS, when I tell you the bond market is smarter than you, IT IS. And the bond market TOLD YOU we were bouncing.

[Anonymous No.53157832]

>NUGT is Green
LFG!

[Anonymous No.53157834]

So we're currently going up because now we're looking at wage growth numbers instead of unemployment numbers? Lol I fucking told you faggots that the Fed would start changing the rules whenever it wanted. Unemployment is almost the lowest it's been in 50 years, the rate hikes aren't "doing the trick" so now they're going to say "oh look inflation cooled for some other reason, we're done hiking now lol!" and all you idiots will screech

[Anonymous No.53157844]

>>53157790
>Premarket
>Costco stock already soaring
>PEP outperforming KO and KDP
>DNUT is up

What is going on?

[Anonymous No.53157847]

If you want links you can bake your own fucking thread when this one gets to 300 posts

[Anonymous No.53157848]

Market pumping so hard right now even natural gas is almost going green.

[Anonymous No.53157858]

>>53157834

wage inflation down, unemployment down

perfect scenario, soft landing by fed confirmed. SPY to 400 literally before CPI next week

[Anonymous No.53157860]

>>53157826
>muh 30 year yield
lol. retard.

[Anonymous No.53157861]

>the fastest and highest rate hikes per meeting in the history of the economy
>news keeps coming out that the market is still strong despite record level rate hikes

What is going to happen? How can this economy still be this resilient despite what is happening? Is it because there are frivolous services that provide am outlet for consumers to dump their money into?

[Anonymous No.53157864]

>unemployment went down
>more jobs created in december than expected
>red hot labor market
>somehow this is bullish for inflation

why the fuck are things pumping? this just gives jpow more ammo to go higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.53157869]

Nat gas
TSLA


llllooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllll
LLLMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAOOOO

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157871]

>>53157864
theres always bear market rallies that are swift and "face-ripping" even though the market is overall trending downward

[Anonymous No.53157873]

>>53157860

short the open then, retard. Tell the bond market how much smarter you are (If your puts aren't already down 65%)

[Anonymous No.53157874]

>>53157864
"because the market is choosing to ignore the headline numbers on jobs and unemployment to look at the fine details of the data, showing that wage inflation didn't grow at 0.6% MoM but instead at 0.3% MoM, 4.6% YoY instead of 5.0% indicating that inflation is CoOLiNg!!11
our fed whisperer Timiraos tweeted this:
>Revisions to average hourly earnings data paint a marginally less worrisome picture for the Fed on wages than the Nov report
>The upturn in wage growth in Nov (originally reported as +0.6%) was revised (to +0.4%)
>The 4.6% annual wage growth in Dec was the lowest since Aug '21"

[Anonymous No.53157882]

Is there a ticker that longs TSLA with leverage?

[Anonymous No.53157890]

Big pump and dump in progress

[Anonymous No.53157891]

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.53157896]

>>53157869
Also


LEAN HAWGS GETTING SLAUGHTERED

[Anonymous No.53157897]

>>53157882
TSL gives you 1.25%

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157899]

>>53157890
ultimately yes
but before open they are just trying to get it down as much as they can before the retail panic sell flood

[Anonymous No.53157917]

>>53157896
Shit

[Anonymous No.53157919]

DOMP EET

[Anonymous No.53157920]

>>53157844
>>PEP outperforming KO and KDP
obviously

[Anonymous No.53157930]

Lol where's that anon who bought at 31 and was freaking out when it pumped to almost 70 in premarket?
All gone.

[Anonymous No.53157934]

STOP SELLING

[Anonymous No.53157935]

>>53157882
TSLQ is what you're looking for. Alternatively consider TSLL if you enjoy losing money.

[Anonymous No.53157946]

>>53157930
i feel bad for him , he was so close ...

[Anonymous No.53157949]

>>53157935
>TSLL
Witness me

[Anonymous No.53157953]

>>53157874
So we're really going to ignore like 10 different econ prints over the last two weeks showing the labor market is an unstoppable force that will not stop down and focus on literally a single unreliable wage number that came in slightly below expectation? God bulls want to put on their january rally so bad it's actually pathetic at this point.

[Anonymous No.53157954]

Never loan money to family.

>loaned father on SS 380 dollara
>repayment date here
>complaining and screaming when I demand payment

I swear to god my family members arent human. The debt is small enough for me to write off completely but the principle of the thing is angering me more than ever. Why did I have to be the only non screwup in my family???

Is this what banks deal with every day? Deadbeat pieces of shit? I'd have a stroke if I worked in a loan department.

[Anonymous No.53157955]

>>53157920
I own all three (KO, PEP, KDP) so that I basically reap rewards of the entire Beverage Market.

[Anonymous No.53157956]

I’m so hungover

[Anonymous No.53157959]

>>53157930
KIKED.COM

[Anonymous No.53157962]

>>53157882
TSL 1.25x long
TSLL 1.5x long
TSLI -1x short
TSLX -1x short
TSLS -1x short

[Anonymous No.53157969]

how high is the chance of a short runup for bbby today?

[Anonymous No.53157974]

so, how do you all interpret the nfp?
seems like a week report, so we're in for more crab

[Anonymous No.53157975]

>>53157790
Baking at 413 worked out just fine after all. We're all here, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.53157977]

Hahahahaha "we can't pump on this!!"

God bears are fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.53157978]

>>53157930
Let this be a lesson in gambling anons

[Anonymous No.53157982]

COMMENCE ZEE BUYING

[Anonymous No.53157983]

>>53157953

who gives a fuck about unemployment?? It's literally the last macro indicator to turn. Like when claims start accelerating the market will already have bottomed for weeks

[Anonymous No.53157987]

>>53157826
Did you even check tesla today?

[Anonymous No.53157988]

>>53157955
now show an enlightened bogdanoff above them drinking Dr. Pepper

[Anonymous No.53157990]

I made fried rice for breakfast. It was my first time but it turned out pretty good.

[Anonymous No.53157993]

>>53157956
What you drink? I drank half a bottle of st George gin and I woke up fresh as a dasiy. I'm also 28, so I'm old

[Anonymous No.53157992]

>BOIL going for another -20% day

uhhh boilbros?

[Anonymous No.53157998]

Pls pump more , please bobo LET ME CUM FOR ONCE

[Anonymous No.53158007]

>>53157969
Not very high I think. There was an anon here yesterday who bought calls with a strike price of 80. Yes, 80 dollar call strike Jan 20

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53158008]

>>53157998
you can only cum if you sell premium on both sides of the market, fren

[Anonymous No.53158012]

>>53157826
Buddy I think you ought to check Tesla computer

[Anonymous No.53158018]

>>53157998
we pump on open with le big short squeeze

[Anonymous No.53158020]

GENTLEMENT

LLLLLLETS GET RRRRRREADY TO RUMBLLLLLE!

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53158021]

>>53158012
wheres the guy from yesterday or whatever who said tsla 110 was unbreakable lmao
still lmaoing at that guy

[Anonymous No.53158024]

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[Anonymous No.53158025]

Was it ever explained why Jpow was whistling and had a look that seemed to be self assured?

[Anonymous No.53158034]

>>53158025
What kind of salary does jpow have?

[Anonymous No.53158036]

Am I the only one that buys puts on Netflix? Fuck this homo company.

[Anonymous No.53158037]

ALL GREEN AT OPENING

[Anonymous No.53158038]

>>53157983
unemployment tends to bottom 6-12 months after the market bottoms. then when it bottoms the market moons

[Anonymous No.53158039]

Whatever happened to the guy that said Silver was gonna hit $30 by eoy or he'd eat his own dick or something. Did he fade into the aether.

[Anonymous No.53158046]

COSTCO IS SOARING YEEEEESSSS

[Anonymous No.53158052]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53158054]

>>53158037
Update this in 15min kek

[Anonymous No.53158057]

So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask can we stay

[Anonymous No.53158058]

>>53158039
He'll be back in 2-3 months to make the exact same prediction again. Don't you worry.

[Anonymous No.53158059]

>natgas
Brapbros, whata happening?

[Anonymous No.53158061]

>>53157790
>I had a dream in which I was financially independent
Surely that means to keep buying VOO right?

[Anonymous No.53158064]

Good morning I love $JEPI

[Anonymous No.53158077]

Lol at that volatility on tsla. Today can either end at +5% or - 15%
Lets go

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53158080]

here comes the pain for every retard who thought it was a good time to buy puts lmao

[Anonymous No.53158079]

>>53158038
So we're fucked.

[Anonymous No.53158082]

INTC sirs

[Anonymous No.53158085]

I need some catastrophic news out of China to pump my YANG bags.

[Anonymous No.53158087]

>>53158052
BUT I WANT MORE OF IT

[Anonymous No.53158091]

>>53158061
yes, and SSO at extreme dips

[Anonymous No.53158095]

Perfect time to buy AMZN

[Anonymous No.53158107]

>>53158095
amazon has a bad case of ligma
not touching it until that's cleared up

[Anonymous No.53158110]

>Bed Bath & Beyond could file for bankruptcy 'as early as this weekend': Macco CEO

Be greedy when orders are fearful. Calls will PRINT

[Anonymous No.53158126]

>>53158095
>MFW my limit order just filled

[Anonymous No.53158128]

Wow it's shit just like last hundred fucking days. Who could have guessed? Fuck biden fuck powel fuck niggers fuck jews fuck jannies fuck trannies

[Anonymous No.53158127]

>>53158079
"we" ?

[Anonymous No.53158129]

How's it going, COST chads?

[Anonymous No.53158131]

>tsla

[Anonymous No.53158132]

Dividends are friends.

[Anonymous No.53158134]

>>53158082

[Anonymous No.53158137]

>shorted the pre-market top in S$P500
>got spooked by that minipump
>now it's going back down
lol lmao
Shorted oil, the leverage is smaller here.

[Anonymous No.53158139]

>>53158129
It's not even 10 AM yet!

[Anonymous No.53158141]

where we goin

[Anonymous No.53158143]

>>53158037
Only one way to go.

[Anonymous No.53158151]

>>53158085
That's not how China works. The only news you'll see is what they want you to see, and right now the narrative is still this fake re-opening and return to growth and stimulus and housing speculation.
You might get a small bounce next week though, due to the swing trade dynamic going into monthly options.

[Anonymous No.53158153]

>>53158082
SNIBBED

[Anonymous No.53158158]

go back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.53158159]

>nvda
kek baggies, show yourselves

[Anonymous No.53158161]

kek

[Anonymous No.53158163]

Lol at this point what are people even saying to justify the incredible TSLA dumping? It's just so clearly getting smacked because the qui don't like Elon

[Anonymous No.53158164]

>>53158141
No idea

[Anonymous No.53158165]

>tfw roasties made this illegal

[Anonymous No.53158167]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53158169]

lolll look at it go
unexpected

[Anonymous No.53158173]

>natgas

[Anonymous No.53158176]

>>53158151
I was hoping if enough people drop dead from the coof soon I'll see a good bump.

[Anonymous No.53158179]

Hold the fuck up. Intel has a value it was trading at in AUGUST OF 2003?

[Anonymous No.53158182]

Looks like the /ES is making a Bart

[Anonymous No.53158183]

>>53158159
I don't understand how the fuck NVDA is red right now. Literally not even any news??

[Anonymous No.53158184]

I've drawn Marina Datillo pregnant before and ill do it again

[Anonymous No.53158187]

>>53157790
Come one where is the TSLA Oversold baggie, give us some cope. I live for baggie cope

[Anonymous No.53158192]

>>53158176
coof is over moron, the election of Biden ended it

[Anonymous No.53158193]

>>53158179
how long before it gets back above 50
asking for a friend
haha

[Anonymous No.53158195]

>>53158163
Well it's either that or people are waking up to the fact that it's been massively overvalued for a while now and should probably be trading at like 20 bucks.

[Anonymous No.53158196]

>>53158167
He looks like such a good hearted man

[Anonymous No.53158199]

>>53158179
bogle baggies in shambles

[Anonymous No.53158200]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53158201]

>Green premarket into dump day
How many times can they do this

[Anonymous No.53158210]

Why did it take over an hour for people to realize that lower unemployment and high job openings are probably just as, if not more meaningful than wage growth being cooler than expectations by a rounding error?

[Anonymous No.53158212]

>>53158192
That's only in burgerland, not in China homie

[Anonymous No.53158213]

>>53158201
as many as it takes

[Anonymous No.53158215]

Going to be another fake pump into a dump day i see, how many times are they going to pull that one? I think it happened 3 out of the 4 trading days this week.

[Anonymous No.53158216]

>>53157809
What??!?!
How could this happen?!?!
We were up 1%?!?
I thought the 30 year bonds said we were rallying???
I thought that everyone who was bearish were supposed to be retards?!?!
BUT MUH 30 YEAR BONDS!!!111one
THE 30 YEAR BONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE
30
YEAR
BONDS
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?!
https://youtu.be/y983TDjoglQ?t=46

[Anonymous No.53158219]

ET Skeletons. In The Closet. They Are Rattling Quietly Albeit. For Now. You Will Learn.

[Anonymous No.53158220]

>>53158176
My point is those numbers won't be published until they want you to see them.
Not that it even matters. They'll all be elderly, so if anything their death is an economic boon.

[Anonymous No.53158221]

Should I scoop some TSLA under 100?

Will it even get to this point?

100 seems like base

[Anonymous No.53158225]

>>53158201
However long it takes to get people to panic sell their puts I guess.

[Anonymous No.53158227]

>>53158221
25 seems like the base.

[Anonymous No.53158228]

lol the swings, I feel nothing anymore

[Anonymous No.53158229]

AMERICAN JOBS!! LETS GO!

COME AND TAKE THEM JPOW!

BRING THE MOTHER FUCKING RATES!

[Anonymous No.53158230]

THE
30
YEAR
BONDS!!!!

[Anonymous No.53158234]

>>53158173
god i LOVE HIIIM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

im gonna blow all my money on STOCKSSSSS just kidding i have high interest debt like aa retarad this cat is smarter than i am so unfotunaately while he uses VC money to buy MARS stock

[Anonymous No.53158239]

nvda will be trading at sub $50 by the time we're at the bottom

[Anonymous No.53158244]

YOU TOLD ME THE 30 YEAR BONDS SAID WE WERE RALLYING
WHAT ABOUT THE 30 YEAR BONDS
TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE 30 YEAR BONDS!!!!11111one

[Anonymous No.53158248]

>>53158179
>TWO lost decades for INTCel baggies

[Anonymous No.53158252]

>>53158239
But.... but.... muh no news.... muh.... muh no news

[Anonymous No.53158255]

>VVIX at 5 year low
wut this mean VVIX bros?

[Anonymous No.53158256]

is it too late to short the market or nah?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53158259]

that was the most paper thin rally of all time lmao
step right up i got puts for sale

[Anonymous No.53158262]

Is there some drawback in investing into an etf tracking an index over its regular index fund equivalent? Considering the options I have in my country, I can get and hold etf for significantly smaller fees.

[Anonymous No.53158263]

>>53158244
>>53158230
>>53158216

how much are you down? You know its big when the emotional schizo posting begins

[Anonymous No.53158264]

>>53158256
Not too late when VIX is still near 20s

[Anonymous No.53158267]

>>53158161
Kek, we did it Reddit

[Anonymous No.53158268]

>>53158216
>How could this happen?!?!
It's cause Biden spoke. He said jobs are "great news".

[Anonymous No.53158270]

is it almost time for the dump?
this feels familiar
https://youtu.be/RXRWE_XQ8aE

[Anonymous No.53158273]

>>53158183
>It's totally fine for billion dollar companies to dump all in unison with no applicable information, even clearly bullish information
I don't really get why you fags latch on to NVDA, it's just the most obviously absurd ticker at this point. You're claiming that people are still waking up every day and smashing the sell button after over a year of red - which would make sense if there wasn't literally no new information coming out. You can't simultaneously claim that the market is forward looking and run by Big Money with insider info, but also the entire market shits itself at every headline saying things moved a fraction of a percent.

[Anonymous No.53158271]

>>53158183
>NO NEWS WHATSOEVER

[Anonymous No.53158279]

>>53158270
>is it almost time for the dump?
Haven't had my coffee yet. Soon.

[Anonymous No.53158281]

>>53157809
I don't have a position
just mocking the faggot from yesterday (and today, scroll up this thread)
who tried to argue that the bond sell off yesterday was bullish as the 30 year went flat, ignoring the other 99 bonds both US and international that sold off

[Anonymous No.53158283]

>>53158080
> b-but smart money is buying

[Anonymous No.53158288]

I bought TSLL

[Anonymous No.53158291]

>>53158263
>>53158281

[Anonymous No.53158293]

It’s just beginning..

[Anonymous No.53158297]

>>53158279
personally i have a Bangs in the morning
gets me going and cleans me right out

[Anonymous No.53158301]

this is the TSLA bottom and basically youre fucking stupid for not buying here

[Anonymous No.53158303]

>>53158221
It would be overpriced even at $10

[Anonymous No.53158304]

>>53158161
You realize who wins when they declare bankruptcy right? Their creditors and the shareholders get nothing. In bankruptcy their creditors will get all the BBY assets debt free after all their debt is cancelled and be able to take the company private debt free and restructure their business which will have a lot of new found free cash flow without any huge debt service = established business model that actually works. This is how private equity firms thrive and grow, this is the exact scenario they cream their pants over and why they offer “financing” to struggling companies since they’re literally buying the assets and business for pennies on the dollar since the creditors are made whole in bankruptcy and shareholders get jewed and jewed hard with absolutely nothing.

[Anonymous No.53158307]

HOLD THE LINE REDDIT!

[Anonymous No.53158309]

>>53158281

>I don't have a position

that's good, somebody with your IQ is better off maxing out their 401k

>who tried to argue that the bond sell off yesterday was bullish as the 30 year went flat, ignoring the other 99 bonds

I think I would kill myself if I had a subhuman IQ (sub 100), my goodness and my condolences

[Anonymous No.53158310]

I scalped the ES futures for a quick profit that completely undid my previous losses in the pre-market

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53158314]

here comes the roller coaster

[Anonymous No.53158316]

>>53158273
>You faggots latch on to the weirdest shit. Who cares if it's NVDA or if it's LL or if it's SKYW?? At this point it's just straight up disingenuous to shrug off market-wide selloffs that can't be tied to some sort of notable information. "It's because of muh recession!!!" Really? After the longest telegraph in fucking history, an entire year, people are still waking up and freaking out about it enough to cause the NASDAQ to be down 1% premarket? If you could point to a single shred of information I wouldn't care, you'd at least have a tiny case. But currently bears have nothing aside from "lol line go down so line go down!" which is just as retarded as bulls in 2020/2021.
You are a broken record, SOXL baggie.

[Anonymous No.53158319]

>>53158309
cash is a position my friend
I meant that I did not have a short, or long position

[Anonymous No.53158321]

>>53158273
>market dumps on news of no news
market dumps on news of no news
>market dumps on news of no news
market dumps on news of no news

[Anonymous No.53158322]

>>53158301
based Revy poster

[Anonymous No.53158325]

>>53158293
dragon girls make my dick hard

[Anonymous No.53158330]

I buyed COIN and NET yesterday and now I'm losing money.

[Anonymous No.53158331]

>>53158262
i dont know what your broker is offering in terms of 'regular index fund equivalent', but here in the US nearly everyone owns ETFs to get exposure to the various indices. the other alternatives here are futures contracts (leveraged exposure), mutual funds (similar to ETFs but slightly less price transparency since prices are set at the end of the day instead of intraday). also tldr, ETFs are fine.

[Anonymous No.53158333]

>>53158259
>that was the most paper thin rally of all time lmao
Bullish.
The fed said in the minutes how they hated the market not taking them serious enough.
We tactically shouldn't show too much confidence until the February meeting so they can relax about that. Nothing to see here guys, we're trying to behave.

[Anonymous No.53158334]

>>53158301
It's been a straight line down for 5 months. Why would this be the bottom?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53158337]

>>53158333
im just enjoying the two sided trade

[Anonymous No.53158338]

MULNIS SHORT SQUEEZING

GET IN MULN FOR SOME TENDIES

[Anonymous No.53158342]

>>53158281
But bro you don't understand, bonds are smart money.
Except for all the bonds besides the 10y and 30y, those are all dumb money.

[Anonymous No.53158352]

>>53158183
Hahaha there he is, hello no news baggie, how are you?

[Anonymous No.53158353]

>>53158297
I don't drink much soda anymore (pop, or coke). Usually only Perrier desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.53158359]

>>53158342
Bonds are completely manipulated by central banks. There is no real price discovery.

[Anonymous No.53158360]

TSLA

lol

[Anonymous No.53158364]

>>53158304
Bed Bath & Beyond isn't a strong enough brand to be worth reinvigorating. If it rolls over, the credators are going to liquidate the assets and call it a day.

[Anonymous No.53158367]

>>53158330
>Buying anything Cathie holds
This post brought to you by Tuttle Captial, "Tuttle, it's nothing personal"

[Anonymous No.53158375]

>>53158342

>doesn't know how duration influences bond reaction function

just close the puts bro

[Anonymous No.53158379]

>>53158334
Because, it can't hit lower than 100
Dont ask why, it simply can't, like totally no way

[Anonymous No.53158384]

>>53158316
Weird as fuck to save that but okay dude. Noticed how you still have nothing of substance to say in response to my points lol

[Anonymous No.53158387]

>AMD
The King is back. The ultimate semicomp to short is back

[Anonymous No.53158391]

WWE halted on news pending

[Anonymous No.53158398]

Think Tesla stocks will go below $98?

[Anonymous No.53158402]

BULLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GENERATIONAL BOTTOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53158407]

...and theres the final nail in the coffin for delusional bear faggots. Absolutely dogshit PMI miss, DXY dump, 30 year dump, SPY pump

you and I are on different levels

[Anonymous No.53158410]

>>53158398
Yes

[Anonymous No.53158414]

kek tesla baggies

[Anonymous No.53158417]

>>53158398
yes

[Anonymous No.53158418]

Buy AAL calls NOW

[Anonymous No.53158427]

>>53158418
im heavy into JBLU instead

[Anonymous No.53158448]

>>53158427
We have a much better balance sheet though

[Anonymous No.53158455]

me curling my metabags

[Anonymous No.53158459]

>>53158427
oof i haavent jacked off in like a week dude dont do this to me i have no self controooollllll

also buy my intel adjacent SPAC: CPUH
and then mayb some intel

[Anonymous No.53158470]

You were saying, my stinky Pooh?

[Anonymous No.53158471]

if i think we are trending downward still but today is gonna be green, what should i do

[Anonymous No.53158475]

Bros, we did it.

[Anonymous No.53158476]

>>53158455
Look at those shoulders holy fuck

[Anonymous No.53158479]

>>53158418
Smart money is in AZUL right now.

[Anonymous No.53158480]

>>53158471
0dte puts at 10:30

[Anonymous No.53158488]

Why do I only see SPY crabbing at 380 again and forever? Nothing seems to matter and it just CRABS. IT ALWAYS CRABS!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!! I CAN'T TAKE THE CRABBING ANYMORE!!!! I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEE CRABS!! HELP ME!!!

[Anonymous No.53158489]

>>53158455
Mirin those forehead gains

[Anonymous No.53158490]

Another friday am pump into power hour dump oh goodie

[Anonymous No.53158494]

>>53158488
Because 380 is the generational bottom

[Anonymous No.53158501]

I was promised a recession and market crash

[Anonymous No.53158502]

>>53158455
Imaging running full spring from across the room and giving him a massive open palm slap to his head

[Anonymous No.53158503]

>>53158455
>better body than 90% of /fit/

[Anonymous No.53158507]

Be greedy when others are fearful.

Moo!

[Anonymous No.53158506]

>>53158455
Mirin those delts desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.53158508]

4channel likes to post and tell everyone about people dropping out of the workforce, and yet the number of employed people just keeps rising. What gives, bros?
Unemployment rate just keeps on decreasing. What happened to all those unemployed zoomers that you guys were spouting about?
These statistics are so rigged

[Anonymous No.53158513]

>tfw $50k tax allowance
feels good

[Anonymous No.53158514]

Services ISM came in way soft. surprised the market isn't responding more positively. Four fed governors have back-to-back talks this afternoon so I guess we have to run that gauntlet before we're allowed to moon. Gigahawk bullard was dovish yesterday so I can't imagine some third-tier fed members are going to do that much damage.

After that, it's three days with basically zero data coming in, and then CPI next thursday. Everything points to inflation still moderating, some job sectors are still stronger than expected but it's not translating into higher earnings for now. Pretty sure unless one of the fed governors knifes a bitch on stage that the runway is cleared for a retard rally in the next few days.

[Anonymous No.53158532]

>>53158508
zoomers are a minority and they will be our slaves when they and their kids realize that life isnt fre and papas deaathbed money runs out. most real humans I know are getting another job because bills are real.

[Anonymous No.53158535]

>>53158514
RIP DXY

[Anonymous No.53158538]

>>53158508
when people give up completely on finding a job they are no longer counted as "unemployed" thus the rate goes down

[Anonymous No.53158541]

>>53158514
Nice shitpost. Subscribed.

[Anonymous No.53158545]

>gme broke below $16
How many people are going to an hero when it goes the way of BBBY?

[Anonymous No.53158547]

>>53158488

it breaks out of the range today

>>53158514

squeeze rally to gap fill at 400ish the next couple days until CPI crashes it down again seems like the most likely scenario

tail risk market prices in "goldilocks inflation is dead" with a cool CPI and breaks out toward 420ish until earnings come in shitty

[Anonymous No.53158548]

>>53158514
I said SPY 380 ONLY, year of the Crab

[Anonymous No.53158561]

>bbby could file bankruptcy as early as this weekend
LETS GOOOO

[Anonymous No.53158562]

sorry bobo, its all priced in

[Anonymous No.53158566]

>>53158514
Services ISM being low indicates that buisinesses are anticipating a recession

[Scoopsicus, The Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53158567]

new year new me

[Anonymous No.53158579]

>>53158548
Wtf?

[Anonymous No.53158580]

Just two more weeks till buyout BBBY bros

[Anonymous No.53158613]

>>53158508
Zoomers aren't looking for work therefore they are not counted in the unemployment numbers, they only count people looking for work

[Anonymous No.53158615]

my TMF is doing a lil somethin

[Anonymous No.53158624]

>>53158580
I haven't kept up with BBBY. Did Cohen ever refund his trading profits from the insider pump and dump?

[Anonymous No.53158627]

Just to elaborate, services was the last part of the inflation puzzle that seemed resistant to cooling, but we just got two awesome prints today showing that it's finally turning around (wage growth and services ISM). Jerome stressed in dec that the fed was sort of not giving a shit about the rest of CPI and they were honed in on services and wage growth and were going to keep hiking until they were sure that the wage growth -> price growth -> wage growth cycle was sufficiently broken. We basically got that info this morning, or at least we got enough of a glimpse of it to actually give bulls a real reason to hope for fed easing now, for the first time in this hike cycle.

The more I think about it, I'm honestly thinking SPY to 420 by next thursday.

[Anonymous No.53158630]

>>53158200
Most of the market's green, why are you upset anon?

[Anonymous No.53158632]

>>53158580
>>53158561
fuck. I just bought BBBY at $2, sold at 1.38, I'm so done with these fucking kikes. You do owe me a living when you destroy my life by forcing me to quarantine for 2 years.

[Anonymous No.53158646]

>>53158624
>COHEN
KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE KIKE

[Anonymous No.53158654]

>>53158646
whoa buddy
that's derogatory
they prefer people of holocaust descent or Holocaust-Americans

[Anonymous No.53158660]

>>53158646
>>53158632

take your meds kid

[Anonymous No.53158661]

>>53158627
>wage growth was off by a rounding error so it's time to be a pivooter again
Fuck everyone like you

[Anonymous No.53158663]

>>53158501
did he died?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53158671]

ROLLER COASTER

[Anonymous No.53158672]

>>53158630
prolly tesla or natgas
harsh lessons today

[Anonymous No.53158674]

>>53158663
No it was just a prank bro

[Anonymous No.53158678]

>>53158663
no he was jumping into water

[Anonymous No.53158683]

>>53157790
Guy who bought 2k amtd at 32 dollars who was so happy being up 60k in premarket checking in

Lol

Lmao even

I’m going to embrace solipsism and take this as a sign that being a slave to money is being a slave to sin.

I’m still somewhat in disbelief of being over 60k in profit premarket to now being down 20k

Feel free to laugh I deserve it gambling only ends in ruin

[Anonymous No.53158688]

>>53157858
Number of people immigranting (mainly spongers) going up.

[Anonymous No.53158691]

NOOO WHO IS REDEEMING THE BOOBY BEYOND

[Anonymous No.53158699]

>>53158038
So where is the current economic state in relation to this concept? We still haven't hit unemployment yet right? Wouldn't think so since companies are still doing layoffs

[Anonymous No.53158700]

>>53158683
>solipsism
this is peak narcissism

[Anonymous No.53158703]

>>53158683
NO
FUCKING
WAY
broooo
they done got you
Lesson: don't hold shit if you can't trade premarket (AAPL and a couple other tickers excluded cause they're just not gonna dump that much outside a black swan)

[Anonymous No.53158705]

>>53157873
And yet not a single pic of your portfolio showing you are up ytd

[Anonymous No.53158706]

>>53158660
I'm 21 you boomer faggot now pay me or get the fuck off my board. Where's my PPP loan at kike.

[Anonymous No.53158712]

>mrna
vaxchads ww@?

[Anonymous No.53158713]

>>53158661
this month's wage growth figure was whatever but it was the revisions to last several months that was important. Massive revision downward, breaks the narrative that wages are ticking up despite the rest of inflation components cooling. Now we have (turns out we've had since oct) cooling across the board.

[Anonymous No.53158714]

>>53158683
Hope was locked in Pandora's box of evils for a reason fren

To believe in greater things is ultimately to leave oneself open to greater pain, sorrow, and despair than to accept things as they are. Yet, ultimately, hope is part and parcel of the human condition and that is why we are all here, trying to better our lot in life.

[Anonymous No.53158717]

>stocks are rising because the economy is slowing down

Ok.

[Anonymous No.53158720]

How much capital base does the regulator require a bank to have?

The capital base is a measure of the financial cushion available to a bank to absorb any unexpected losses it experiences. Under the Basel Framework a bank must hold the following categories of capital against its total RWA (risk-weighted assets) which represent bonds, mortgages and loans on its balance sheet. Total capital must be at least 8% of RWA. Tier 1 capital must be at least 6% of RWA. Common Equity Tier 1 must be at least 4.5% of RWA.
If a deduction in one of these ratios occurs, the bank must build its capital ratio back to the required level or risk being overtaken or shut down by regulators.
Tier 1 capital can be further divided into Common Equity Tier 1 (CET1) and Additional Tier 1 (AT1). Total capital is made up of CET1, AT1 and Tier 2. Stated differently Tier 1 and Tier 2 make up total capital. Some debt instruments, such as perpetual contingent convertible capital instruments (CoCos), may be included in AT1 but not in CET1. The main elements of CET1 are common shares, stock surplus, retained earnings, other comprehensive income, qualifying minority interest and regulatory adjustments minus regulatory deductions.
RWA is a measure of the riskiness of a bank’s assets. Government bonds or residential mortgages are risk weighted at a much lower level than an unsecured loan to a small business. Risk weights vary from 0 per cent to more than 100 per cent.

[Anonymous No.53158721]

>>53158683

anybody who is worth anything or knows anything in this business has lost 100k+ in options before finally learning/constructing a process. As long as you can derive a lesson from the episode, you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.53158723]

>>53158627
Yeah bro you should bet on it. Please load life savings on the rocket.

[Anonymous No.53158724]

>>53158700
Yes, by definition it is literally narcissism at its peak

[Anonymous No.53158725]

WWE Chads

[Anonymous No.53158728]

>>53158706
did you (or your boss) apply for one?

[Anonymous No.53158730]

>Green day
>Ford is fucking losing money as usual

I don't know why people shit on tech so much, retail auto is pure suffering

>>53158165
Imagine being her dad and having to pay for all that shit and literally be the REAL parent for the kid so your daughter doesn't lock it in the pantry while she does her tiktok dances.

[BUY PUTS NOW No.53158731]

China put covid in the drinking water then told its citizens to spread it around the world. It is the kraken

[Anonymous No.53158745]

>>53158717
Yes. See >>53158038 pic.

[Anonymous No.53158752]

>>53158561
Bye Bye BBBY

[Anonymous No.53158757]

I fomoed in at the top again

[Anonymous No.53158759]

>>53158717
>turns out a recession isn't bullish
Can't wait to post this in a couple months

[Anonymous No.53158761]

>>53158717
It's been like this ever since the market realized that the fed was the only thing that mattered.

[Anonymous No.53158768]

>>53158627
>a real reason to hope for fed easing now, for the first time in this hike cycle
Consensus seems to be a 25 bps hike in February. Beyond that its not clear but my take is that, surprisingly, they will not hike in March, and just wait, but add extra hawkish language to make sure the market understands there will be no reduction for the remainder of the year.
I've done some calculation in excel and it says that if monthly inflation from now onwards stays at 0.2%, YoY inflation will drop almost to the intended value of 2.5% by June, due to base effect alone.

[Anonymous No.53158771]

>>53158728
ya see it's more kike bullshit

[Anonymous No.53158774]

>>53158757
...and then holded?

[Anonymous No.53158775]

>>53158721
I’m just a genuine retard. I have a gambling addiction and won 120k from a 50 dollar slot spin a while back, kept it all in crypto (harmony one) which is now worth a whopping 15k. I bought 150k worth of gme at 37 dollars, finally sold at a loss yesterday to fomo into amtd pump

I was so thrilled I almost made my money back and I get slapped back to reality.

The lesson is that I’m retarded and need to work at a job and keep cash under my mattress. I’m so fucking dumb lmao

[Anonymous No.53158776]

>>53158723
I did. I was short til this morning's numbers came out, I think the numbers broke the current narrative (narrative of strong labor numbers past two weeks = wages are still running hot). now I'll be long with what I think is the new narrative until I think it's time for another leg down. If you think it's downonly from now until 2024 though, you do you.

[Anonymous No.53158778]

>>53158730
The smartest guy I ever knew lost money on Ford and like a retard, I followed him in after he got out.

[Anonymous No.53158781]

>>53158771
lmao okay theres no helping you

[Anonymous No.53158783]

>>53158613
*people collecting unemployment benefits while looking for a job.

[Anonymous No.53158785]

>>53158728
what if me and my niggas robbed you and fucked yo bitch

[Anonymous No.53158793]

>>53158783
If you take unemployment they don't include you

[Anonymous No.53158795]

>>53158781
whatever kike, enjoy the 4th reich. I've been fucked out of more money than you can believe.

[Anonymous No.53158797]

>>53158785
what if you stopped being a dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.53158801]

>>53158783
Exactly zoomers don't do that, they sit at home as dependents for their parents

[Anonymous No.53158802]

>>53158721
I lost 60k. Only lesson I learned was not to fight the fed.

[Anonymous No.53158812]

honestly what was so bad about 9/11 anyways? can someone answer?
>>53158801
maybe if kikes weren't kikes we could buy a house, give me a fucking PPP loan kikes.

[Anonymous No.53158817]

>>53158730
>retail auto is pure suffering
auto is fucked this year. my buddy works at a car dealership and with the rising rates all the tards that were stretching for 600/mo leases when they go to turn them in for a new one the payment will be 1000/mo. also the companies are shoving all this electric shit down their throats and nobody wants to buy them. he said they have those mercedes EQS and EQEs coming out their ass now

[Anonymous No.53158821]

will PFE ever drop below the 200MA?

[Anonymous No.53158825]

>>53158713
It doesn't break any "narrative". Wage growth is still far above where it needs to be. Wage growth has declined as the fed has tightened, but if the fed stops tightening why would the wage growth continue to decline? Especially given that at least part of the contraction is due to buisinesses being cautious about anticipated economic decline, not just monitary pressure.

[Anonymous No.53158826]

>>53157826
>bond market telling you its the bottom
>literally just made a higher low
Its going to 5% and its because powell is dragging his nuts across your and the bond market’s faces

[Anonymous No.53158836]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DWAC_Stock/comments/104roh1/speaker_of_the_house/

[Anonymous No.53158839]

Too much stupid money is short or in cash right now.

[Anonymous No.53158841]

>>53158745
But payrolls haven't fallen at all. In fact unemployment continues to fall.

[Anonymous No.53158844]

>linking to reddit

[Anonymous No.53158846]

>>53158730
>>53158817
3 car dealerships of seperaate ownership have intalled MR Beast burgers inside of them as of last month where i live lmfao

[Anonymous No.53158848]

>>53158273
He's a troll. I refuse anyone is stupid enough to ask the same questions day in and day out
> why is NVIDIA dropping
> why is TSLA dropping
Ignore him

[Anonymous No.53158858]

ATTENTION EVERYONE, ATTENTION
i have just opened a short, do with that information what you will

[Anonymous No.53158859]

>>53158812
Patriot Act, forever war, having to get my balls groped at the airport, to name a few.

[Anonymous No.53158860]

> r/DWAC

[Anonymous No.53158867]

>>53158812
you are muslim arent you

[Scoopsicus, The Nigger !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.53158868]

>>53158836
you need to go back

[Anonymous No.53158869]

>>53158846
they are going to be depending on service for income here so probably not a bad idea to bring in places to eat and things that make people want to be there. one of the problems with the electric cars is they don't need regular service as often so that's another thing that is going to fuck dealerships.

[Anonymous No.53158870]

>>53158858
Oh yes.

[Anonymous No.53158877]

>>53158793
They absolutely include you. That's the BLS's one single source of data for who is and isn't unemployed.

[Anonymous No.53158884]

>>53158699
We're not even close to hitting unemployment yet. Probably only 1/4 of the way down to its bottom. It hasn't even bottomed in the tech market which started layoffs much earlier than any other industry.

Another indicator is the ISM manufacturing tends to bottom very close to the equities bottom

[Anonymous No.53158886]

>>53158812
having to arrive at the airport an hour and a half before my flight rather than twenty minutes

[Anonymous No.53158889]

>>53158768
Wait but that doesnt even revert all the inflation that did occur. Assuming what you say is true all they did is they pulled it down to 2.5% while inflations effect has stuck. Eg a banana isnt going to suddenly have $1 taken off its price

[Anonymous No.53158890]

>>53158839
DXY crashing is unironically so bullish.

[Anonymous No.53158892]

>>53158848
Reading comprehension level 0 my dude

[Anonymous No.53158895]

>>53158826
>muh 5%
Priced in. Thanks for playing goys

[Anonymous No.53158898]

Realistically, how smart would it be to swing trade a penny stock for a couple of hundreds? I got $30k in cash

[Anonymous No.53158902]

>>53158768
2.5% seems a little optimistic but I haven’t run my own numbers. My concern is that most of these data points are a mirage and we go right back to peak inflation because the Fed thinks they’ve achieved their dual mandate when in reality you have people working three jobs propping up the economy and they are on the verge of losing two of those jobs.

[Anonymous No.53158904]

>>53158768
Inflation slow down is mostly due to declines in energy costs which can't really go much lower. Obviously're we're not going back to .6% MoM but it's unrealistic to predict that inflation is going to stay close to zero unless we go into an actual recession that keeps oil down.

[Anonymous No.53158916]

Smart money is going long here

[Anonymous No.53158920]

>>53158898
If you don't mind losing a couple of hundreds

[Anonymous No.53158921]

>>53158841
as far as markets are concerned, payrolls are just a proxy for wage inflation which itself is just a proxy for what the fed is going to do. If payrolls are over expectations but actual wage growth is less than expected (like we found out today), payrolls can safely be ignored. All anyone cares about is how any piece of data informs the fed re: easing sooner vs later, and the data this morning absolutely said sooner not later.

[Anonymous No.53158924]

>>53158898
not very

[Anonymous No.53158925]

HD is my favorite shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.53158932]

What do today's data drops mean for the market going forward?

[Anonymous No.53158941]

>>53158925
She looks like a lego man in that pic

[Anonymous No.53158942]

>>53158898
99.9% of penny stocks go to 0. You only hear about the ones that are manipulated pump and dumps

[Anonymous No.53158955]

>>53158942
How do I become the pumper and dumper. Should I convert to Judaism?

[Anonymous No.53158959]

>>53158941
I believe she may be one of those suits like Men in Black.

[Anonymous No.53158960]

>>53158869
yeah its pretty dismal, I will not be getting my car serviced at ANY deaaalership or caar saales place. You just know they aare fucking with stuff to get you in next month.
thaat being saaid i ate aat the burger place and its actually decent

[Anonymous No.53158962]

You guys fucking suck at baking, it's really not that hard

>>53158951

>>53158951

>>53158951

>>53158951

>>53158951

[Anonymous No.53158975]

>>53158959
I bet she has the fluffiest of pussies

[Anonymous No.53158976]

>>53158962
no links, not going

[Anonymous No.53158985]

>>53158962
he does it for free

[Anonymous No.53158986]

>>53158975
I can't confirm, but I would volunteer to find out.

[Anonymous No.53158996]

>>53158955
Start a biotech company with a small loan of 1 million. Hire all of your buddies to the c suite. Get a bunch of chinks and pajeets to staff your 'research' team so you can pay them almost nothing. Then claim that you have progress on a miracle cure for alzheimers or cancer and sell your stock before the FDA results come out.

[Anonymous No.53159051]

>>53158921
Except softer than expected is not the same thing as actually soft. The market wants a decrease in interest rates but that's not justified by wages rising somewhat more slowly than anticipated. Especially given that slow down in wage growth and capital investment is significantly due to buisinesses trying to get ahead of policy rather than actually reacting to it, implying that a change in policy would result in immediate loss of progress. In other words, bulls should stop trying to tell the fed what to do.

[Anonymous No.53159084]

>>53158932
>NFP 223k vs 200k
higher than expected job adds but still a drop vs last month, softening economy = good for the fed
>unemployment 3.5 vs 3.7 expected
very strong labor market still, the fear here is strong labor = higher wages = more inflation = fed goes higher for longer with rates
>hourly earnings 0.3 vs 0.4 expected
small miss, sure, but the big news is the revisions to prior months, see >>53158713 . these are absolutely gigantic revisions downward and it supplants whatever bearishness the above two data points would have inspired. nobody cares if labor is running hot so long as wages are cooling.
>ISM services 49.6 vs 55.1 expected
another biggie, services was seen as the last sector to resist cooling inflation but now it is in contraction for the first time in two years
>factory orders -1.8 vs -1.1 expected
good, more manufacturing softening
>four fed speakers lined up to talk this afternoon
unless any of them start reciting apocalyptic poetry or something, this will be a nothingburger just like bullard was yesterday
>M-W next week, zero meaningful data drops
means the runway is clear for blueballed retards to finally have fun for a few days and pump each others' bags.

Going short here is absolutely suicide (yes even after the 1% market pump since I last said this an hour ago). Reevaluate after CPI next thursday.

[Anonymous No.53159124]

>>53158776
>narrative
Ok
>implying Im a line straight down retard
Says the guy going all in kek

[Anonymous No.53159137]

>>53159084
Don’t lower wages vs inflation mean less purchasing power for consumers? You figure that would still be seen as mostly bad since that should affect the earnings reports on most businesses to some extent.

[Anonymous No.53159276]

>>53158398
Yes

[Anonymous No.53159316]

>>53158889
Exactly, id doesnt revert, but it drops in YoY comparison.
Bananas June 2021: 1,00 $ /kg
Bananas June 2022: 1,10 $ kg, 10% inflation
Bananas June 2023: 1,10 $ kg, 0% inflation

[Anonymous No.53160466]

>>53158683
You won't believe me of course, but I had a strong gut feeling this would happen. I just thought everyone was clapping you on the back and cheering you on and whooping that I kept quiet. You wouldn't have trusted me anyway.
I've had enough aftermarket rodeos to have seen this shitshow play out before.