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53156811 No.53156811 [Reply] [Original]

I think it's pretty poetic myself and I didn't know Sergey had such a talent for symbolic imagery.
Although maybe it was Adelyn flexing on us and Sergey considered it a bit too on the nose and demoted her after.

>> No.53157031
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Cringy autism dances at tech conferences were always a good sign. From Microsoft 95 basement dwelling nerd celebrations to Vitalik and the entire Ethereum foundation dancing AND rapping out of sync on stage about Merkle proofs and plasma chains.

The moment you see a tech conference become very formal and serious is when you should sell, when you see cringy autism you buy.

>> No.53157053
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>smart con starts off with this guy spinning around on his head
>his wrist has been hurting for weeks, he tells no one
>tears a muscle in his arm as he's doing this manuever
>snaps his neck at high velocity, twisting and turning it
>begins makes blood gurgling noises
>eyes turn red due to blood vessels exploding
>starts seizing up in front of the crowd and goes into cardiac arrest within seconds
>sergey walks out on stage and starts making porkey pig noises
>"abebabbhehhbaheh .. thats all folks!"

>> No.53157069

>>53157031
yeah its sort of a rite of passage. normies and third worlders haven't researched tech companies enough to know this though.

>> No.53157608

>>53156811
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>PLEASE SELL PLEASE PLEASE
>WE'RE SO TIRED OF MAKING THESE THREADS
>THESE THREADS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT PAID FOR ITS ALL ORGANIC SIRS PLS
>JUST SELL YOUR STAKED TOKENS PLS SIRS MY VILLAGE

>> No.53158388
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>>53157031
>Steve BALLmer
>grabs dicks

>> No.53158399

>>53157608
>he doesn't know that we actually want people to buy LINK