/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53154373]

The long, strange trip continues

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Riamu+Yumemi
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for crab restauranteers
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/BondCenter/Default.jsp

>Previous
>>53151851

[Anonymous No.53154384]

Still waiting

>>53154378

[Anonymous No.53154387]

To all the mumus out there:
FUCK YOU!

[Anonymous No.53154390]

Women owe me sex.

[Anonymous No.53154404]

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

[Anonymous No.53154408]

>>53154390
You just know...

[Anonymous No.53154413]

Kek I remember all gen x kids wearing phish tshirts.

[Anonymous No.53154422]

>>53154390
that's a big dog

[Anonymous No.53154425]

>MFW they buy my bags

[Anonymous No.53154428]

>>53154390
There's an isekai anime airing about that very subject: Inu ni Nattara Suki. It is exactly what you think

[Anonymous No.53154435]

>>53154404
But then the ride ends. Dividends give you benefits for staying on the ride.

[Anonymous No.53154449]

>>53154435
>dividends give you taxable events to fund Ukraine and Israel’s border defense as your capital gets totally assblasted into the ground

Fixed that for you

[Anonymous No.53154452]

https://www.ft.com/content/8cb4a05b-2fc2-4b51-a492-ae7ae34e6a1e

they're actually arresting for this now?

[Anonymous No.53154457]

>>53154435
A stock that doesn't pay dividends can also give you benefits for staying on the ride: just sell a little bit of your shares every three months.

[Anonymous No.53154458]

>>53154435
>>53154449
Aren't share buybacks preferred?

[Anonymous No.53154459]

>>53154373
Another reminder that higher interest rates makes LETFs more expensive. I'm a fucking retard who has lost 80% over the past year but I kept repeating TECL would make enough to cover it. I'm going to hold until inflation numbers and then deleverage to SSO.

>>53152188
No I haven't but I have 2.5 million "robux" on my account from selling limiteds since I traded on the old ROBLOX forums (LMaD anyone?) like a decade ago. That's = to 8.75k USD but unfortunately you can only use their robux:USD exchange if you make the money from a game, so I'm using my robux to advertise my game on the site and hopefully it makes enough back to be something.

I'll update /biz/ if it works, I've been learning how to make games on roblox for 20 hours a week since late November and I've been testing it for the past couple of weeks, hopefully it starts making dough next weekend.

[Anonymous No.53154466]

>>53154459
>Another reminder that higher interest rates makes LETFs more expensive

So consider this environment:
>Rising interest rates
>SPY and other indices are falling
>SQQQ should be mooning (but becomes more expensive)
>TQQQ should be crashing (on top of being more expensive)
Ergo, wouldn't a TQQQ short be the best way to make money?

[Anonymous No.53154473]

>>53154458
The companies which have very elongated schlongs participate in both activities.

[Anonymous No.53154475]

What, if there is such a thing,can average sized portfolio in the US?

[Anonymous No.53154484]

>>53154457
what has google done with the money they've accrued besides piss it away on useless acquisitions? they spun off google and alphabet and still dont pay a dividend on their MATURE and potentially failing business. It's dogshit.

Dividends, even tiny ones like 0.8%, signal the intelligence and quality of a company.

[Anonymous No.53154486]

>>53154466
I imagine the cost to borrow would be very expensive if you can find people willing to lend you shares in the first place.

[Anonymous No.53154488]

>>53154458
Capital appreciation is my preference followed by tax free gov bond interest and lastly tax preferred dividends.

I’d rather my millions in stock turn into more millions while paying no tax in the meantime than my millions in stock pay hundreds of thousands in dividends that are taxed at 35% to fund Israel.

I would totally rather retire by cashing out my shit before I abscond to a non extradition country to live out my life happily ever after a US tax refugee with a harem of Eastern European girls and a lambo than pay a fucking dime to Israel.

[Anonymous No.53154489]

>>53154459
My son still has a rblx account I think. Whats the game called of you don't mind me asking?

[Anonymous No.53154490]

>>53154473
Well sure, I work at Walmart and our share program is not too bad, they match 15% contributions (up to $2,000 a year), and they pay a 1-2% dividend, and they seem to be very reliable on doing buybacks every quarter. I've been contributing for about 5 years now, and I have about 70 shares (cost basis of $90) and briefly when it peaked at $160/share, I had doubled my money. It's been consistently good, probably one of my better investments.

[Anonymous No.53154492]

>>53154466
>shorting with shares
oops it spiked 11% in one day, hope you didnt get margin called
>shorting with puts
oops you got raped by theta

[Anonymous No.53154498]

Go ahead, buy my bags; enjoy that GBP ya fucks.

[Anonymous No.53154500]

I like some dividends because the value of the company and its success is irrelevant and all that matters is Algos and the Fed.
The market is a circus. Give me some money for playing in the casino and I’m pretty sure I can use the dividend money for more productive things than the company reinvesting into Esg programs.

[Anonymous No.53154501]

pov: you invested 30$ in index funds for 2 years and are now retired

[Anonymous No.53154504]

>>53154492
>oops it spiked 11% in one day, hope you didnt get margin called
Well, suppose you take a more conservative approach and do the 2% max loss per trade. You shouldn't get margin called in that situation

>shorting with puts
Theta decay is always a risk with long options. What if you shorted a put on SQQQ, expecting the market to continue to go down?

[Anonymous No.53154511]

>>53154492
I short TQQQ quite a bit by using put butterfly spreads, so theta doesn't harm me it helps me.

[Anonymous No.53154513]

>>53154490
It is nuts how much better off you are when there's a company match. The 2 years of 401K investing I did at my previous company w/ a 100% match has more money in it than my 4 year 401K with no match.

[Anonymous No.53154524]

>futures

another bulltrap?

[Anonymous No.53154531]

>>53154484
That may be true. If so, the market would price it in. GOOG would be cheaper because of the lack of a dividend, so GOOG owners would be compensated for tolerating that disadvantage. You'd be forced to pay more for your dividend stocks, so you wouldn't get the benefits for free.

[Anonymous No.53154540]

I bought a few BABA puts yesterday for Jan 20th. Am I gonna get paid or get rekt?

[Anonymous No.53154543]

>>53154524
Neh man, the Jews would never ramp futures in the illiquid overnight trading just to dump their bags on retail funds in the cash market the following day; is just a coincidence that that always happensm cool it with the antisemitism.

[Anonymous No.53154550]

me smelling all the shekels I will make once microsoft unleashes chatGPT and hits 1000 dollars EOY

[Anonymous No.53154552]

>>53154513
Their 15% contribution works out to like a 13% discount on market price, which is nice. This effectively gives me a huge buffer against a downturn. Actually my best strategy is to maximize my contributions each year, and never withdraw anything. Once it hits a downturn and becomes a capital loss, sell it, then transfer the money to a TFSA and purchase an equal amount 30 days later (directly transferring it into a TFSA creates a taxable event, so selling at a loss is the best way to navigate taxation).
I had considering selling covered calls once I get 100 shares, since that would mean another $600-$1200 a year depending on value

[Anonymous No.53154558]

>>53154550
God he's so fucking weird

[Anonymous No.53154560]

I have bizarre fantasies about going to frozen worlds far far in outer space. Going there and negotiating with ice aliens and ice monsters (nefarious ones) to save earth.

I could smuggly sit by after my victory and know to my inner most self that I'm valuable

[Anonymous No.53154563]

>>53154531
i usually find it's the opposite where dividend companies are priced appropriately, but growth companies (the big ones at least) are extremely optimistic in their valuations. They are priced for infinite massive growth, and when that growth eventually stops (duh) then it craters like Meta and google and tesla.

Had they paid a dividend they may not have kept trying to grow profits to fund their mediocre acquisitions by making their core business user hostile. Now they have serious competition with chat bots threatening their model of having 5 ads per search and youtube video.

A 2-3% dividend would have relieved some of the pressure on their ad business to continue growing, and people would be free to speculate on their crazier projects via alphabet.

[Anonymous No.53154567]

>>53154543
Jewish supremacists wish nothing but great wealth, health, peace, and prosperity for the all the poor struggling goyim in this world.

[Anonymous No.53154572]

>>53154563
What are your thoughts about using NPV and forecasting healthy companies to find value stocks in a market like today?

[Anonymous No.53154583]

>>53154489
Sorry my 12 year old self thought it would be bright for my username to be my irl name with leetspeak

I posted over 30k times on the old ROBLOX forums - I wonder if that would qualify me for an autism diagnosis

[Anonymous No.53154585]

bros ive been talking to a taiwanese girl i met at a NYE party and we cant stop messaging each other

>I will invade Taiwan

[Anonymous No.53154588]

Bag Status: Dumped on Rubes

[Anonymous No.53154601]

>>53154583
My son showed me the Epstein island Roblox game on there one time, it was pretty funny

[Anonymous No.53154603]

>>53154588
I got some dumplings for you sweetie

[Anonymous No.53154623]

>>53154572
You can definitely use stock screeners to find ratios that you like and narrow it down, but to use financial data only is pretty hard to beat PHDs doing it with math that looks like hieroglyphics. That and their accounting is pretty complicated

[Anonymous No.53154633]

Mumu sisters, how do we get the American people to stop working? Jpow wants everyone to stop working but they won't. Should we post more wagie hate threads?

[Anonymous No.53154638]

I bought qqq calls before close. Am i gonna make it??????

[Anonymous No.53154641]

>>53154623
I've been watching a few Martin Shkreli videos that some anons recommended here a few weeks ago, since I had no idea how to use fundamentals properly. Mostly, he looked at revenue, cost of goods, gross profit/margin, and tax rates to forecast a company's future earnings alongside cash, debt, and shares outstanding to calculate the NPV and figure if a company way over/under valued. Of course, that's just a very simple model, but it's a good starting point once you've found one with eg good FCF and other stuff

[Anonymous No.53154653]

>>53154638
I guess you'll know when you see the reaction to tomorrows report? What calls you buy?

[Anonymous No.53154656]

Found a stock that keeps declining even though the company is succeeding in all its contracts
might buy it

[Anonymous No.53154669]

if you ever see a publicly traded corporation promoting neoliberal values it is your responsibility as a white man to short their stocks.

[Anonymous No.53154674]

>>53154656
cute wombats

[Anonymous No.53154675]

>>53154656
Which one bro? Everyones asleep, slow ass thread, spill the beans por favor

[Anonymous No.53154678]

Did you know ISDA’s don’t outline any monetary penalties generally for failure to pay on an asset, they only outline that you can break the agreement with the counterparty if they fail to pay? I didn’t know that, I assume liens are then outlined in the product in the case of default or something. I’m not a financial lawyer so I wouldn’t know, I couldn’t identify anything about repayment though, only clauses where backing out of a trade are ok.

[Anonymous No.53154679]

2023 is going to be great.

[Anonymous No.53154689]

>>53154679
>BOIL
That reminds me, PBR currently has a 70% dividend. I don't imagine it's a great idea to go balls deep, but might be fun to have a little position

[Anonymous No.53154692]

???
Oooooo

[Anonymous No.53154694]

>>53154679
Imagine if BOIL somehow goes back up to $120+ again

[Anonymous No.53154707]

>nat gas again

[Anonymous No.53154719]

>>53154694
>>53154689
Its only 4k I tossed at it. I want a bigger position. I will add more below 10 if it gets that low. These are all my long plays. Mining zinc and lead is always profitable, Rycey is roaring back with the aerospace industry, and southwest is the flavor of the month because of stranded Karens. I could be wrong, but I feel it in my gut.

[Anonymous No.53154720]

why buy natgas when america is creating a shartgas extraction platform

[Anonymous No.53154726]

>>53154720
>is creating
Hasn't come into operation yet, I assume.

>>53154719
>Mining zinc and lead is always profitable
Can you explain that? I'm bullish for copper mining over the next ~5 years or so, and expect a uranium pop in the next 1-2 years. I also expect water and sand/aggregates to be good over 5-10 years too.

[Anonymous No.53154730]

>imagine being long oil and gas

[Anonymous No.53154736]

>>53154719

Buy ABML

[Anonymous No.53154737]

>>53154730
I know natgas is called the widowmaker, but what actually drives the price action and demand? It seemed to tank out of nowhere

[Anonymous No.53154743]

>NASTY GAS

[Anonymous No.53154744]

>>53154737
winter not being as cold, so people needed less home heating.

[Anonymous No.53154751]

>>53154730
I don't have to imagine

[Anonymous No.53154769]

>>53154585
I have Taiwanese women hitting on me at work over zoom. They're desperate to get out before their country gets rekt.

[Anonymous No.53154774]

>>53154674
Based wombat enjoyer

>>53154675
RKLB
small launch space company
what really sells it to me that it's artificially low is that when you look at the news stories on finviz every time there is a massive drop in price it's always on news of success which doesn't make sense

>Soyuz rockets are off-limits now because of Russia sanctions so US needs another launcher for their cold war with china
>shitloads of contracts with the govt and private companies, NASA, DARPA, Lockheed, etc
>launch more rockets than every other small launch provider combined
>100% mission success rate
>own the worlds only privately owned rocket launch pad
>There are only 3 companies that produce space grade solar panels used on satellites and they acquired the biggest one in 2022
>massive progress towards reusable small launch rockets
>have recovered rockets that have re-entered earth and test fired them again and they performed at the same level as new built rockets, even after being dunked in the ocean
>developing larger reusable rocket that will launch 2024 and absolutely dabs on spacex
>history of innovation, first ever 3d printed rocket
>Founder led company, CEO owns 12% of the shares and hasn't sold even though it's dropped 57%


They have a bit of debt because they acquired 4 different companies in 2022 but they are all best in class 100% mission success rate companies that allow basically every component to be developed in-house
They only went public in 2020 so not a lot of financial info which I think is one of the reasons for their low price as well
from what I can tell among space enthusiasts they are basically universally well regarded

[Anonymous No.53154778]

>>53154744
It's supposed to be much colder over the next few decades, grand solar minimum and what not. Too bad my calls expire way before then

[Anonymous No.53154787]

>>53154774
>It tanking from good news or successful events
Maybe it's a buy the rumor sell the news type of thing

[Anonymous No.53154792]

>>53154737
Well natty gas is a waste product of crude extraction. Most of it is simply burned off into the atmosphere cause it’s so worthless it makes no sense to store or transport it. It’s basic cost is purely storage and transport which equates to around $2.50 give or take.

Sometimes there are supply shocks cause of weather and it spikes. It will always go back down cause natty gas is literally free. It’s a waste product. Sometimes it goes down below that 2.50ish price cause people stored too much for reasons and then they just burn more off into the atmosphere.

That’s the funny think about the climate cooks and green energy nut jobs. There is literally free energy for all intents and purposes and we burn off most of it cause it’s worthless while even still, the carbon “””pollution””” (it’s not pollution the carbon cycle is essential to life on earth), from mankind is eclipsed with a few volcanic eruptions / wildfires.

We could literally all have free energy if the government put the money they send to Israel into nuclear and gas electricity generation.

[Anonymous No.53154801]

>>53154787
>get awarded $14M contract
>stock price drops

literally what

[Anonymous No.53154803]

>>53154792
>Israel
>gas electricity generation
Necessity is the mother of invention

[Anonymous No.53154804]

>>53154726
Smelting lead is nasty shit and no one likes to do it. People need lead. USA does not smelt lead. NEXA imo is a battery mining stock. Lead, copper, zinc.

[Anonymous No.53154805]

>>53154792
cheap energy is literal antisemitism though. With very cheap energy you'd have very cheap everything else (food especially) which meant that the current inflation treadmill would stop and you'd have dumbass goys retiring in their 30s because they accumulated money that doesnt devalue artificially

[Anonymous No.53154817]

>>53154736
Is this the Garbage Don of batteries? Explain yourself.

[Anonymous No.53154819]

>be rocket company
>launch rocket
>stock price drops 11%

lmao

[Anonymous No.53154820]

>>53154744
Yeah I'm amazed how mild this winter is being outside of the Armageddon snow storm. It's going to be in the 30's and 40's almost all of January here in Michigan. That's practically fucking spring

[Anonymous No.53154823]

>>53154653
QQQ jan 06 290 call . Nasdaq is dumping right now , my ass is so sore.

[Anonymous No.53154827]

>>53154792
They don't want us having free or cheap energy, the elite families and ruling global policy makers want us starved, blind, poor, stupid, and enslaved or dead. The whole climate change BS is basically a scheme to hasten the finalization of the NWO one would government, of course

[Anonymous No.53154830]

>>53154653
And what report? Is there another one ?

[Anonymous No.53154831]

>99% white males

literally can not fail

[Anonymous No.53154835]

>>53154831
wheres the fucking diversity?
wait until larry fink hears about this we're gonna shortsell this trash heap into the ground

[Anonymous No.53154839]

>>53154804
My guesses were China, India and Mexico. Not bad, I expected Russia, maybe, but Australia is a surprise to me

>>53154805
So in other words, energy will continue to increase in price, as will the cost of basic goods. In that sense, uranium has no future, but at the same time, why wouldn't it? The supply is so tight over the next few years

[Anonymous No.53154842]

>>53154823
>$290
What were you thinking?

[Anonymous No.53154845]

Lost 4 grand last year but i'm determined to make it back, already cashed out for 300 in profit to end the first week.
WAGTMI

[Anonymous No.53154848]

>>53154835
it's a group of white guys, obviously there's going to be asian chicks mate

[Anonymous No.53154850]

>>53154830
Unemployment and shiet nigga

[Anonymous No.53154855]

>>53154839
I wont make any particular predictions but I just want to highlight that the entire economy seems to be rigged to go in directions that dont necessarily coincide with what common sense would tell you

[Anonymous No.53154856]

>>53154830
Yea this one was always expected to have a higher potential to move markets more then yesterday 's data

[Anonymous No.53154858]

>>53154850
>>53154830
Bookmark this shit. I like to filter to USD and red/orange events and check every week
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar

>>53154845
You know what, I made about $80 to 100 from 2 trades and took profit, something I haven't really ton a lot of last year. I'm cautiously optimistic about my future this year. Also lost $3000 in options last year. Let's get those rookie numbers up

[Anonymous No.53154861]

>>53154848
phew okay I'll let you off this time goy. I got hecin scared for a second

[Anonymous No.53154882]

>>53154855
Just pick random shit with good EPS and cross your fingers.

[Anonymous No.53154890]

>>53154855
>Pick random shit
>Research it
>The more you research it, the more excited you get, looks like a solid, profitable company
>Short it, get 100x money
Simple as

[Anonymous No.53154897]

>futures

damn stocks are getting heemed like that bomb cyclone

[Anonymous No.53154903]

>>53154890
Probably the smartest thing I have ever read in /smg/

[Anonymous No.53154907]

>>53154831

https://www.rocketlabusa.com/about/team/

Board of Directors race check in order:
German
Kike
German
Kike
Wop
WASP
Nergo
Kike
Pedo

[Anonymous No.53154927]

>>53154907
Shouldn't you be on twitter Elon?

[Anonymous No.53154938]

>>53154858
I'm not game to play options, I only recently started investing and brought the peak of lithium stocks before the price shit the bed so i sold off only to see them pump again.

[Anonymous No.53154940]

>futas
Bussin fr fr

[Anonymous No.53154953]

>>53154938
I understand greeks and volatility and all that sort of stuff, but I couldn't do it profitably. Just generally bad choices and FOMO into stuff like ERs. Generally just retard moves.
I don't mind covered calls and/or wheeling, but some anons have pointed out ITT over time that it takes on excessive risk for subpar gains and that's probably true. But I view it as a tool as well, so it just depends how you use it.
One thing that I don't understand is how VIX can rally 5% or 8% in a day, but an ATM call barely moves, like 4-6% at best. Does it have to do with the VVIX? It seems that it's been lowering, so I suppose VIX contracts themselves have less IV in them

[Anonymous No.53154970]

>>53154940
Please dont tell me thats a man

[Anonymous No.53154984]

*spooks u*
AI is scaring us bros what do we do

[Anonymous No.53154996]

Short netflix? Thoughts ?

[Anonymous No.53155002]

Damn, y'all nat gas bros really can't catch a bid. F

[Anonymous No.53155008]

Muh lil lean hog stack doin sum

[Anonymous No.53155010]

>>53154970
It's a future

[Anonymous No.53155011]

Some republicans are pushing to get trump as the speaker of the house. That would be unbelievably based if it happened. We would get the memes back. That's the type of clown world I can back

[Anonymous No.53155013]

>>53154984
Just shut it of

[Anonymous No.53155014]

>>53154831
>>99% white males
For now.

[Anonymous No.53155021]

>long precious metals
>and expect deflation
no I will not explain

[Anonymous No.53155022]

>>53155008
Only if you're short, holding negative hogs.

[Anonymous No.53155029]

why arent there fat hogs futures doe

[Anonymous No.53155030]

>>53154984
Help build the basilisk, duh.

[Anonymous No.53155033]

>>53154953
Unless you have inside info or have independently discovered a market inefficiency, trading options is essentially pissing in the wind

[Anonymous No.53155041]

>>53155021
I don't know how profitable it'll be, but the most satisfying trade of 2023 will be seeing bond "flight to safety" dopes dumped on by the government, like GME baggies getting diluted, as tax revenues plunge and treasury issuance soars.

Don't get that shit with gold!

[Anonymous No.53155068]

>>53155033
Even using them as a hedge or writing calls? Even doing leaps?
I briefly experimented with trying to find option flow based on vol>oi but could never make it work

[Anonymous No.53155094]

>>53155041
>gold
The way I view it is that it more or less correlates with inflation. 2% rise in inflation? 2% uptick in gold annually.
I might be wrong and havent quantified it but thats the way I see it. It might not move up much but it doesnt move down much eother

[Anonymous No.53155123]

>>53155094
Sort of, yeah. The fact that there's roughly constant mining makes gold like a currency whose central bank autistically prints 1-2% a year and does nothing else.

Which means it either gains against rival currencies trashing themselves or gains as itself when people bid it up in a flight to safety.

[Anonymous No.53155133]

>>53155094
Gold it self is poor a investment unless to want to protect large amounts of wealth over long term but gold stocks make huge leap up and down even on short changes in spot price, it's the reason i made 300 this week. I'll just keep playing with gold stocks until i find a better investment.

[Anonymous No.53155159]

>>53155041

Agree I really enjoy seeing the bond bulls get wrecked. My favorite part of 2022 was the "no inflation, akshully DEflation" retards getting their bond folios absolutely annihilated. I still remember the threads they made on biz or how they'd troll the various generals trying to argue that M2 spiking would not result in a fuckton of inflation.

>>53155094

IMO it's much more complex. It correlates with money supply and energy cost, and competes with treasuries as a zero-ish real yielding reserve asset of indefinite duration. Additionally there are the BRICS shennigans which will be interesting to watch. Let's just say: the price of gold vs USTs tells you who is currently winning Cold War II. There's a reason BRICS countries are stacking.

[Anonymous No.53155173]

>>53155033
bought 100 AMZN on margin, 147% long. in late Oct/Nov @ 103, sold CC on them weekly/biweekly. i own them outright now at a cost basis of $75.74. Options are great. I'll also be using weekly options to arbitrage dividends. Only retards use them to make directional bets

[Anonymous No.53155174]

>>53155159
>the price of gold vs USTs tells you who is currently winning Cold War II
But is gold is effectively net zero, you would want to short USTs to take advantage of this, but you cant really do that outside of a firm... though I guess DXY might work.
Actually looking into forex trading this year (once I forward test). Will be nice to keep an eye on the macro

[Anonymous No.53155181]

a cup and handle just formed on natty braps

[Anonymous No.53155185]

Do you suppose there are ice aliens on ice planets?

[Anonymous No.53155188]

>>53155185
i suppose my BOIL calls would be profitable there

[Anonymous No.53155189]

>>53155181
>ta on a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.53155192]

>>53155029
Why did they let a pig on the table

[Anonymous No.53155196]

>>53155174
>but you cant really do that outside of a firm
TYO and TMV exist if you have access to burger ETFs.

[Anonymous No.53155197]

>>53154459
You can trade it for usd? What's the conversion ratio?

>20 hours a week since late November
And its already working? Impressive

[Anonymous No.53155216]

>>53155189
They're braps not poops

[Anonymous No.53155220]

>>53155188

Could be fren. What about the ice aliens?

[Anonymous No.53155230]

>>53155220
can't say i've ever met any in person, but i'm sure they're still good people overall and i hope they are doing better than us here on Earth

[Anonymous No.53155234]

>>53155216
Here's a helpful diagram if you ever need to clarify in the future.

[Anonymous No.53155238]

>>53155234
thank you my friend are justice

[Anonymous No.53155253]

>>53154413
>kids
>and now median age: 48

[Anonymous No.53155280]

>>53155253
I was like 5 years old when grunge really started taking off. My older sister was gen x and you never really think about how different the styles were back then compared to now. Bell bottoms came back, but like comically over done like JNCO's. Chicks wore flannels and plaids. I personally thought the grunge era kinda sucked but i'll take anything over this timeline

[Anonymous No.53155281]

>>53154560
>>53155185
Doubtful but itd be cool to see the planets. I like games with ice levels and ice worlds (Terraria snow biome, starsector ice planets sadly not walkable)

Hope i get rich so i can enjoy gaming easily again without having worries in the back of my head regarding working

[Anonymous No.53155291]

>>53155173
Can i have more details? How does it work and how did you avoid getting screwed

[Jealous No.53155294]

is that helene banging on my COIN?

[Anonymous No.53155299]

>>53155280
>how different the styles are
And now zoomers are shit from the 90s/00s but with broccoli hair, and those weird belly shirts+mom jeans all the girls have that are halfway between sexy and frumpy.

[Anonymous No.53155313]

>>53155174

This is a better way to show what I am saying. Relative to money supply, both oil and gold track it over the long term pretty damn well, but there's still bad times to buy (1980, 2011) and good times to buy (1973, 2000). You can also see how closely they're correlated tho oil is obv more volatile.

So gold is flat vs money supply, but you can def swing it and gain purchasing power, and sometimes it will even outpace M2 growth (at the expense of other sectors underperforming it, like tech/growth).

[Anonymous No.53155316]

>>53154953
>VIX can rally 5% or 8% in a day, but an ATM call barely moves, like 4-6% at best
Have heard that uvxy has that issue. Annoying desu. Seems like its designed just make profits for the owner of the etf or whatever its called via the fee

[Anonymous No.53155340]

I’m so glad I went all in on amtd yesterday I’m up 20k in the pre market kek

[Anonymous No.53155344]

>>53154459
>I'll update /biz/ if it works, I've been learning how to make games on roblox for 20 hours a week since late November and I've been testing it for the past couple of weeks, hopefully it starts making dough next weekend.
Here on smg or a thread on the board?

[Anonymous No.53155357]

>>53155291
>how did you avoid getting screwed
i didn't, that fucker dropped precipitously. I continued to sell them underwater. i'll sell them at a .20 delta if i was being conservative, or if i figured it would keep going down more i'd sell ATM, then buy them back when the stock dropped, profiting from the loss of intrinsic value rather than theta. i did this at least 3 times, selling them for $400-500 in premium, then buying them back for $60-70. Not my ideal, Ideally i'd sell them ATM aggressively and get them called away weekly then rebuy the shares. I don't mind owning AMZN, i'm bagholding a couple hundred much higher in a TFSA.

[Anonymous No.53155367]

>>53155357
but normally... AMZN doesn't plummet 10% in a week you know?

[Anonymous No.53155371]

>>53155340
Reee where are you guys before it pumps? Whats the thesis on the pump?

[Anonymous No.53155389]

PREMARKET!

His bags are heavy
Knees weak, palms are sweaty
There’s vomit on his keyboard already; mommy’s tendies

[Anonymous No.53155399]

>100% cash

[Anonymous No.53155407]

Non farms, unemployment and pmi come out today, expect jobs decrease, unemployment surprise increase and lower pmi to pump things

[Anonymous No.53155422]

>>53155407
Goldman already has the numbers and they are selling.

[Anonymous No.53155444]

mullen is at .45 in the premarket, up 8% already from yesterday's close

[Anonymous No.53155451]

TSLA sisters...

[Anonymous No.53155459]

>>53154390
Only if you’re a pitbull

[Anonymous No.53155461]

>>53155422
Its barely red

[Anonymous No.53155469]

are there any alcohol ETFs
I think they're going to moon this depression

[Anonymous No.53155475]

Europe is so strong , its barely red . The line only goes up

[Anonymous No.53155486]

bros why are nasdaq futures shitting so much right now?

[Anonymous No.53155494]

Surely if I buy SOXL today I will 10x my money in a year

[Anonymous No.53155495]

>>53155486
Because we are in a bear market and most of the stocks are still 50%+ overvalued?

[Anonymous No.53155496]

DXY green dildos

[Anonymous No.53155503]

>>53155486
Cuz i bought QQQ calls yesterday

[Anonymous No.53155507]

please oh god let my short finally moon so I can make robowaifus real

[Anonymous No.53155508]

>>53155494
If you buy in 7 months you will 50x your money in a year

[Anonymous No.53155512]

>>53155486
Jews… the answer is always Jews

[Anonymous No.53155523]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.53155524]

WAPO WASTOIDS

[Anonymous No.53155526]

>>53155340
>>53155371
I bought in after a 200% pump in a day to try ride the wave. Up 40k usd in premarket now lmao

[Anonymous No.53155537]

>>53155197
>>53155344
I'd update on smg but I guess it could be its own post if I were really passionate for it (especially if it succeeded ha ha).

Roblox studio (their game-building software) is very easy to learn although it is a little weird watching tutorials online made by 16 year olds (or younger)! It is like any other business and I'm just remaking a popular browser game for the roblox audience.

One takeaway I have is that it is MUCH harder to get your game popular if you don't have "robux" already - roblox has very low discoverability for new games unless you can advertise it. Because my account is so old it had expensive items I sold to advertise my game, and if I didn't I would probably not even pursue the platform. Although there are some games that make eight figures a month, they also have teams of people and for every successful game there are tons of passion projects by high schoolers who spent hundreds of hours on it only to make absolutely nothing.

I guess it is a business like any other - I am not making a passion project, I am making a game I think will be popular (and has high money-making potential). One popular formula for a successful game on roblox is remaking a game that is popular on another platform.

I'm guessing the whole game-making process (starting from nothing) is taking me 180 hours overall to official release? And I'm also making a game that is more difficult than I had thought. I really only went into this to start a good programming discipline and thought roblox would be a good way to do it, but now I'm definitely excited to see if I can make a revenue producing product.

I have to sleep, but those are some of my thoughts on roblox, and honestly I'm probably going to stay off 4chan like I've been doing so I don't get distracted.

[Anonymous No.53155544]

>>53155526
Jesus Christ look at it go

[Anonymous No.53155552]

>>53155537
Also I did not proofread and see I repeated myself at least once, for sure I need to sleep ha ha

[Anonymous No.53155594]

>>53155544
I’m up over 60k in profit now and getting nervous

[Anonymous No.53155597]

>>53155594
sell you fucking moron

[Anonymous No.53155611]

>>53155597
I can’t sell in premarket

[Anonymous No.53155616]

>>53155594
The market's not open for another 5 hours. No use worrying about it.

[Anonymous No.53155617]

>>53155611
i hope it stays high when the bell rings and you're smart enough to realize such a juicy profit.

[Anonymous No.53155618]

>>53155544
oh god this thing is exploding again?

[Anonymous No.53155620]

>>53155594
fade the rally, or at least take out your principle. play with house money. watch the chart, if volume starts to dip pull out

[Anonymous No.53155627]

>>53155594
sell 10% every 30 mins

[Anonymous No.53155630]

>>53155617
I will sell as soon as I’m able to

[Anonymous No.53155631]

>>53155630

I would just put in a sell order for market open then. so you can kind of just set it and forget it.

[Anonymous No.53155633]

>>53155630
how big of a stack did you swing into it my brother

[Anonymous No.53155639]

>>53155633
2k shares at 31 dollars literally went all in with every dollar in my account

[Anonymous No.53155651]

good luck harvesting that sweet sweet moolah, you deserve it for putting your DICK on the line

[Anonymous No.53155665]

>HKD
I keep forgetting that this decade has had both way too much liquidity and absolute rampant scams.

[Anonymous No.53155673]

WHAT THE FUCK WHERE ARE MY TSLA CALLS

[Anonymous No.53155675]

>>53155611
you should be able to sell at retail premarket 7 AM if your broker is decent

[Anonymous No.53155693]

EU CPI in a few min. we should see some bigger moves now

[Anonymous No.53155735]

>>53155693
I shorted europe . So pump incoming

[Anonymous No.53155760]

how many walmart shares do I need to have this

[Anonymous No.53155762]

oil is on a roller coaster niggas

[Anonymous No.53155764]

>>53155673
the squeeze has already been squoze

[Anonymous No.53155769]

>>53155735
Me too anon, i hate it so i cant help it

[Anonymous No.53155774]

>>53155735
>>53155693

[Anonymous No.53155785]

>>53155774
Wow I'm surprised at the discrepancy between the differences in forecast and actual for CPI and core CPI.

[Anonymous No.53155788]

>>53155523
that's not looking too good.

[Anonymous No.53155795]

>>53155774
Fuck

[Anonymous No.53155800]

>>53155774
this is good for europe right?

[Anonymous No.53155807]

>>53155769
Im at break even . I dont know if i should sell ...

[Anonymous No.53155826]

>>53155807
Depends on what muttmarkets are doing today

[Anonymous No.53155842]

>>53155807
What index did you short? The CPI report didn't move the candles to much

[Anonymous No.53155846]

>>53155639
Fucking mad lad. Capture the gains brother and take a week off.

[Anonymous No.53155854]

>>53155842
Cac 40

[Anonymous No.53155863]

>>53155639

[Anonymous No.53155867]

>>53155639
Basado, sell at open for king gains

[Anonymous No.53155869]

>>53155800
Core CPI higher, CPI lower not sure if good or bad

[Anonymous No.53155880]

>>53155854
RIP in peace

I don't think Euro's are going to raise rates ever

[Anonymous No.53155896]

>tfw longed soxl without looking at nasdaq chart
>tfw nasdaq daily chart looks terrible
Only an idiot would long that kek

[Anonymous No.53155927]

>>53155880
I sold with a 5% loss

[Anonymous No.53155930]

>>53155880
They arent done raising rates just yet, the gremlin in charge already said it

[Anonymous No.53155932]

I will long s&p500

[Anonymous No.53155969]

>>53155863
>>53155846
>>53155867
Ty frens

I’m just desperately refreshing this chart hoping I can sell at opening for profit. My over 60k in profit is now at 42k profit but I’ll happily take that

Here’s hoping the rug doesn’t get pulled before opening.

My heart can barely handle this but damn does it make me feel alive

[Anonymous No.53156000]

>>53155927
Your right I did not see that interview she did last week.


Q:
>There are doubts as to the extent to which monetary policy can do that, given that the main cause of inflation is not consumption but rising energy prices and disruptions to global value chains?

A:
>We have to show resilience in the face of persistent inflation and we must be careful in considering not only its symptoms but also its roots. What is causing inflation? It used to be predominantly supply-side driven. But now we need to be careful that the domestic causes that we are seeing, which are mainly related to fiscal measures and wage dynamics, do not lead to inflation becoming entrenched.

https://www.ecb.europa.eu/press/inter/date/2022/html/ecb.in221231~16c85cd5a3.en.html
>>53155927
O well I never seen a Euro CPI report move the needle like it does here.

[Anonymous No.53156007]

>>53155932
you sure that's a good thing to do on January 6, 2023?

>>53155969
You made a bunch so next time you can risk less for equal gains

[Anonymous No.53156009]

I love dividends. The payments encourage me to stay engaged with my portfolio. Reinvesting, rebalancing, keeping a bit informed of the companies I choose to hold.
It feels good when they pay me. Almost like I own a part of the result of the labor.
The dividends make me feel like a king.
So I keep adding to my dividend holdings. My payouts keep going up! I am a king. They pay me to exist (hold the stock) and I just keeping getting more!

[Anonymous No.53156039]

Is it just me or does it feel like the (((market))) is punishing TSLA far more than it would have in the past for things like price reductions?
Nothing to do with Musk becoming an edgelord recently right...

[Anonymous No.53156047]

>>53156009
Have fun with your -3% yoy after inflation.

[Anonymous No.53156060]

>>53156009
I think dividends will go up 5% in 2023. Let’s hope they keep up with inflation, fellow kang.

[Anonymous No.53156075]

>>53156007
I inversed myself and went short

[Anonymous No.53156099]

>>53156075

[Anonymous No.53156107]

When do i short china it feels like the retard pump is done

[Anonymous No.53156123]

>>53156107
Late January

[Anonymous No.53156135]

>>53156047
Interesting.

>>53156060
My yield target is already 5%, currently a little over that thanks to a divvy boost on two holdings. More is always welcome so long as they can cover the payouts.

[Anonymous No.53156157]

>>53156135
Inflation has a surprising resurgent. Lets see where it goes after the 18th, but 5% might not be a high enough target to beat inflation, let alone mr crab with inflation

[Anonymous No.53156225]

>nasdaq futures

yeah this week will end with blood

[Anonymous No.53156234]

I've lost so much in TSLA

[Anonymous No.53156238]

>>53156157
Oh my. I suppose I should change my strategy to stay ahead.
BJ's in the back alley? Pre-build home speculation? Invest in the S&P? Large cap tech? Emerging markets?

I'm fucking with you senpai. >5% yield currenly shields me from inflation based on your data, and my holdings are not without growth.
Motherfucking loss porn is wild this year. -60% drops all over the place. Hell I've even had two holdings go -30% this year. BUT THEY PAY ME SO MY HOLDINGS KEEP GROWING EVEN AS THE PRINCIPAL DROPS.
That's the point. I am young. I am accumulating. Stable, solid companies, with growth opportunities and a steady dividend payout that aligns well with the earnings.

[Anonymous No.53156279]

>>53156238
>still have growth
are you high? There weren't just 50%+ craters, money base is still at an easy 5x compared to before the 2020 printer running hot

[Anonymous No.53156298]

>>53156279
>are you high?
Not yet, but soon. I might just be dumb.
Dumb and keeping my income>spending
Improving myself each day.
Investing in my future.
Buying assets and staying comfy.

[Anonymous No.53156315]

>>53156234
>I've lost so much
You lost as much as you wanted to and not a penny more.

[Anonymous No.53156321]

>>53156298
you are just burning your income and pray that the ashes will be worth something one day

[Anonymous No.53156391]

>>53156321
>burning income
Yes, life will always demand spending but is it so wrong to accumulate stuff with the excess cash?
Your real argument here seems to be that I could do BETTER things with the capital. And I agree! Still, for now I will keep to my plans as they are leading to my goals.

[Anonymous No.53156413]

>>53156039
Musk sold, CEO doesn't even want to hold why should you

[Anonymous No.53156439]

>>53156413
This is stupid, you keep saying that everytime anyone mentions TSLA and no one pushes back.
There's at least some logical reason why he's selling, which is to keep Twitter afloat.
What doesn't make sense is how far down they want to take TSLA just because Musk laughed at troons. They obviously want to make an example of him, I just hope they get squeezed hard today if the payrolls come out weaker than expected and unemployment comes out higher. CPI next week also.

[Anonymous No.53156455]

>>53156391
you could do way better. what you are currently doing is hedging your bets with your time wage cageing and falling for a sunk cost fallacy with dividends. there are better, more profitable ways to hedge bets

[Anonymous No.53156459]

>>53154408

[Anonymous No.53156460]

>>53154408
know what?

[Anonymous No.53156508]

>>53156455
I would love to learn more. Are these BETTER ways also EASY and SAFE?
You speak a lot of what could be, and I'm sure the math backs you up. But I do not have a crystal ball, or an education/family background in finical matters.
Is your way really right for someone as fucking stupid as I am?

[Anonymous No.53156510]

Check DXY

[Anonymous No.53156520]

my lil YANG doin lil somethin

[Anonymous No.53156542]

>nasdaq

jesus christ

[Anonymous No.53156547]

>>53156510
its doing what it is supposed to do. took it long enough after it failed to break

[Anonymous No.53156576]

what is mannarino saying these days?
still the same shit as a year ago?

[Anonymous No.53156616]

>>53154449
If you want to stop that you'd have to organize a boycott of the (((stock market))) but that's easier said than done

[Anonymous No.53156620]

>>53156439
>he sold to keep twitter afloat
So as TSLA shareholder what does that tell you? That twitter is his priority and not TSLA.

[Anonymous No.53156643]

>>53156620
Yes that's true for now but the situation is fluid, he did commit to finding a new CEO after that poll so it's a matter of time.
Idk how people are so quick to write off fucking Tesla. Cybertruck this year also.
Like wtf how bad is sentiment rn lmao
And yes Musk behaving like a gigantic fucktard hasn't helped but I think Tesla getting battered may have humbled him.

[Anonymous No.53156656]

>DOW literally 8% from its all time high

????

[Anonymous No.53156669]

>Tesla continues to dominate EV sales, with 65.4% of the EV market. However, that is down from 68.2% in 2021 and 79.4% in 2020. With the market growing, Tesla is still rapidly growing its vehicle sales despite its loss of market share
Musk, in addition to this, is why Tesla is dropping like a rock.

[Anonymous No.53156683]

>>53156643
He's been looking for a twitter CEO ever since he bought it.

[Anonymous No.53156684]

I think I will be shorting a FUCKLOAD of agriculture stocks going forward

https://www.euronews.com/green/2023/01/05/endangered-colonies-worlds-first-vaccine-for-bees-could-save-hives-from-devastating-diseas

[Anonymous No.53156693]

EGG
G
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[Anonymous No.53156699]

CHIP
H
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[Anonymous No.53156714]

STICK
T
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[Anonymous No.53156726]

EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG

[Anonymous No.53156731]

>>53154422
For you.

[Anonymous No.53156746]

WHAT THE FUCK ELON DO SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.53156792]

Come on bros lets give china our energy. We pull it up again
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53156799]

>>53156746
OVERSOLD COPERS

WHERE YOU AT??

[Anonymous No.53156803]

>>53156746
He is being written out of the history books in real time.

[Anonymous No.53156810]

NASD-ACK

[Anonymous No.53156824]

>>53154449
>Selling equities doesn't do this same thing but for twice the tax rate
I'm confused

[Anonymous No.53156828]

reminder:
>investors see market selling off
>they sell their most risky investments first
>they put this money into their 'safe' guaranteed plays
>megacaps - 'too big to fail'
>stocks like AAPL, MSFT, and Dow stocks
>the bear market cycles through
>all the risky stocks are already down 60-80%
>stocks like AAPL, MSFT, Dow companies become overvalued relative to the rest of the market
>too much capital had 'flight to safety' in these stocks
>the bear market continues
>the recession looms
>those stocks that became the life raft now become the burning ship
>they become an easy short target, as they are the only stocks still up
>investors who had flight to safety in these 'safe' stocks now panic
>they now panic sell their large caps
>this drives down the indices due to their ridiculous overweighting
>this drives down all stocks
>this leads to margin calls
>this leads to a vertical move down '08-'09 style
>this leads to capitulation
>this leads to Fed pivot in June
>this leads to rally
reminder:
>valuations are based upon previous performance
>companies are valuation multiple is based upon their growth
>higher/faster growth = larger multiple
>as the recession hits, consumption will fall
>corporate revenues and profits will fall
>companies that were valued as growth will now become value
>multiples will compress
>stock prices will fall
reminder:
>even in a bear market there are face ripping 3% rallies
>this doesn't mean the bear market is over
reminder:
>credit card, mortgage, student loan - all debt is at an all time high
>all time high debt, in a raising rate environment
>delinquencies are rising to multidecade highs
>mass layoffs are rippling through the economy across many sectors
>what happens when someone with all time high credit card debt at 40 year high interest rates loses their job
>hint: not good
reminder:
>don't grow complacement
reminder:
>use your brain, don't get talked into anything or talked out of anything
reminder:
>greed kills

[Anonymous No.53156840]

>>53154449
>Dividends get taxed
I don't earn enough in dividends for that though.

[Anonymous No.53156857]

>>53156047
canadian banks outperform SPY if you look beyond a 10 year timeframe, i.e. any time period when there werent absurdly low interest rates

[Anonymous No.53156867]

>>53155760
What’s it like to fuck a girl like that bros

[Anonymous No.53156869]

>>53156828

[Anonymous No.53156872]

>>53156828
>>what happens when someone with all time high credit card debt at 40 year high interest rates loses their job

You get what you fucking deserve

[Anonymous No.53156875]

>>53156669
>Welp, competition appeared so I guess it's over for the first mover
Kek. Like I said, sentiment is overdone.

>>53156746
Shitlon will probably do something before he gets margin called. He's already lost 75% from the top, and there's been a straight 65% downward streak.
People acting like no one will ever want an electric car or truck again. It's so dumb and obvious at this point.

Btw look at fagman, (if you believe the idea that Tesla is a tech company before a car company), they all got beat up about 75% and are mostly recovering decently since then.
So there's the chance that Tesla just needs a washout and we'll get a recovery and hopefully that will coincide with a new Twitter CEO, weak CPI print, weak payroll, china reopening etc
Fucktard bobos aka smgay will tell you it's over, these fucktards have been very wrong for a long amount of time recently.
Disregard these gigatroons and look at the obvious fundamentals.

[Anonymous No.53156876]

>bbby down another 12% in premarket trading
apesisters?

[Anonymous No.53156880]

HKD is popping again lol ffs

[Anonymous No.53156898]

new low on natgas, lol

[Anonymous No.53156922]

>>53154513
401ks are Jew money traps.
>yes goyim give me 15% of your life’s labor. I’ll tend it for you and watch it grow.
>that’s just a percent a year of the value to do it.
>here you go goyim you retired at 67. Enjoy your golden years.
Never mind the fact you’re likely to be dead by 75. So yea, work your entire life so you can have a golden retirement. Instead of taking that money from the Jews hands and investing it yourself. What’s hilarious is you retards give these fags all your money and they don’t even beat the broader market index funds, but charge your for the experience. Why on earth do you give the Jew money when you can go buy a vacation rental property you can actually enjoy before you’re near death.
>inb4 wut about companiz match

[Anonymous No.53156928]

>>53156875
TSLA is still massively overvalued as a car company and they are struggling with demand at the moment.
Slashing prices all over the place to try and clear inventory; they no longer have a months long order backlog.

[Anonymous No.53156932]

>>53156922
more like 401gay aamirite?

[Anonymous No.53156940]

I will buy some of your stock shill nigger fuck it.

[Anonymous No.53156947]

the price cuts are consistent with the Tesla goal of bring foreard the transition to renewable energy.

considering the low to no profit margun EV production has for all other car companies, Tesla is smart to bring a shake out in the industry. Should help to cut the demand and allow Tesla to gain access to a great level of resources, which is a good thing. They can produce more cars with better range using less than the competition.


EM has made clear in the past that his priority for tesla is not the profit but mobility transformation. Makes total sense the cost saving will be pass on to consumers. Sad day for investors but they should see it coming from miles away.

[CoffeeGang No.53156954]

>>53156928
Its so funny..
imagine buying one of those burning coffins and then a couple of days later u hear that it already lost 10% of its value XD
never a tsla, never ever

[Anonymous No.53156969]

The BBBY bashers are all over the place, trying to convince anyone who will listen to sell their shares. They crawl out from under their rocks, spewing lies and spreading fear and doubt. They try to use the company's recent statement about their financial future as evidence that BBBY is about to go bankrupt.

So what? It's just wording in a filing. If I file a document stating that I am a millionaire, does that make me one? And don't even get me started on the "anonymous sources" over at WSJ. We ain't falling for it. We're smarter than that. We see right through their tricks. We know that every company has its ups and downs. And we have faith that BBBY will overcome this bump in the road and come out even stronger.

So to all the BBBY bashers out there, we say this: bring it on. We're not afraid of your negativity. We won't be swayed by your insults or your baseless claims. We stand firm, united in our belief that BBBY is a strong and thriving company.

And if you disagree, if you truly believe that BBBY is going bankrupt, then you might as well join the shills. Because we don't want you. We don't need your negativity bringing us down. We don't need your lack of faith dragging us down.

We are warriors, fierce and determined. Like William Wallace, we will not back down in the face of adversity. We will stand up and fight for what we believe in, even if it means facing down the full might of the hater army.

You can try to bring us down with your negativity, but you will never succeed. We are the BBBY warriors, and we will emerge victorious. Our shares will rise to new heights, and the haters will be silenced once and for all.

So if you're with us, join the fight. Together, we will take on the shills and show them that they can't bring us down. Together, we will rise to the top. Together, we are unstoppable.

We may not know everything about the stock market, but we know enough to know that BBBY is a solid company.

[Anonymous No.53156984]

>>53156828
What do I buy now. Long Treasuries, long AAA?

[Anonymous No.53156990]

>>53156954
Every car (outside of covid boom price bubble) loses 20% the moment it's registered cause a dealer can buy a new car for less than a customer would want for a month old car on trade in, so dealers offer much less even on a seemingly mint car and there's the used car market.
You're either dumb or female if you've never heard of this phenomenon.

[Anonymous No.53156994]

>>53156922
I spend everything immediately
Investing is a scam
No regerts
>t. 2scoops' prostitutes

[CoffeeGang No.53157000]

ofc i know that, but that are additional 10% out of nowere.

[Anonymous No.53157003]

>TSLA has lost their disruptor advantage
>This is actually bullish

Top lek baggies

[Anonymous No.53157008]

there is no hope for natgas this year. Natgas lost half its value in 3 weeks.

Winter is incredibly warm and it will be summer soon.

Its over.

[Anonymous No.53157011]

>>53154449
Not all of us live in a ZOG country, some of us can get dividends without paying taxes

[Anonymous No.53157015]

>>53156994
based

[Anonymous No.53157021]

>>53154831
Bullish. What company is this?

[Anonymous No.53157022]

A lot of celebratory news, internationally. Spain’s reduction in unemployment, France’s drop in consumer prices. All of it with the strange tone of “everything is healing” but we haven’t actually fixed any of the underlying issues. Supply chains are fucked permanently, globalization is changing because of Russia/China, war (and the potential for new wars) is disrupting everything. Are we really going to pretend things are great until reality of hard times slaps us in the face?

[Anonymous No.53157023]

>>53156969
Been in a BBBY a couple of times, even bought something once. Played a game with a girl where I had the last of something in my cart and I repeatedly turned around just before she’d grab it. Now that’s a good company!

[Anonymous No.53157030]

>>53157003
Now they only have the no UAW, no dealer network, not building 17 different models, charging network advantage

[Anonymous No.53157043]

>>53157022
>Are we really going to pretend things are great until reality of hard times slaps us in the face?
Yes. And then act shocked that the market crashed.

[Anonymous No.53157064]

>>53156969
>So what? It's just wording in a filing. If I file a document stating that I am a millionaire, does that make me one? And don't even get me started on the "anonymous sources" over at WSJ. We ain't falling for it. We're smarter than that. We see right through their tricks. We know that every company has its ups and downs. And we have faith that BBBY will overcome this bump in the road and come out even stronger.

Holy fuck I haven't read this much cope in a looooong time. I stopped reading here btw I assume it only gets worse from there.

[Anonymous No.53157120]

huge " pump " in few minutes

[Anonymous No.53157121]

>>53155762
it's a nice ride

[BUY PUTS NOW No.53157136]

Anyone not buying 0dte puts here is a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.53157137]

>>53157120
how do you know this?
are you rabbi affiliated?

[Anonymous No.53157143]

>>53154848
Look at how happy she is :)

>>53156984
The stocks that have now become oversold.

[Anonymous No.53157159]

Anyone not buying 0dte calls here is a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.53157160]

harby and by puts now showed up a few days ago and are now spamming the thread, I'm certain we're near a bottom

[Anonymous No.53157175]

If dividends get automatically reinvested, shouldn't the next amount of dividends I get also be increased? Or is that not how that works.

[Anonymous No.53157178]

>>53156922
you say this as though there aren't literally millions of people who will never be able to afford retirement, ever. the average American has $90,460 in debt. 58% of Americans have less than $5k in savings, and 10% have no savings at all. just look at the fucking stats. you'll be LUCKY to retire by 67.

[CoffeeGang No.53157195]

>>53157159
actually buying tsla calls as a euro. There has to be a opening bump after being already down so much premarket

[Anonymous No.53157213]

NO BOBO PLS WAIT JUST GIVE ME 100 MORE POINTS ON THE DOW

[Anonymous No.53157222]

>>53157213
No

[Anonymous No.53157226]

I'm capitulating on TSLA

[Anonymous No.53157230]

>>53157003
That and they just got fined for lieing about the range those POS get

[BUY PUTS NOW No.53157232]

Jobs data leaked. Unemployment rate fell. Wages beat

[Anonymous No.53157236]

>>53157136
can't do that with interactive brokers. no options until 0930

[Anonymous No.53157238]

>>53157213
WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

[BUY PUTS NOW No.53157256]

Hundreds of Chinese have tested their tap water and it is positive for covid

[Anonymous No.53157263]

so if average hourly earnings comes in lower than expected, we're pumping ?

[Anonymous No.53157264]

>>53157230
You mean they lie about how much $ in gas you’ve saved driving electric?!? Oh noooooo

[Anonymous No.53157268]

>>53157256
I can't believe they are spitting in their own water supply. Isn't anything sacred over there?

[BUY PUTS NOW No.53157279]

>>53157268
The government wants them infected before giving them a travel visa

[Anonymous No.53157288]

I could really go for some fresh bread. Anybody baking?

[Anonymous No.53157300]

PUMP

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157304]

its time

[Anonymous No.53157310]

here
we
GO

[Anonymous No.53157314]

WAGES DOWN !

[Anonymous No.53157328]

WHICH WAY ARE WE GOING

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157331]

as if there was any doubt

[Anonymous No.53157335]

BOBOS GOT BTFO

[Anonymous No.53157339]

MORE RATE HIKES

[Anonymous No.53157342]

>>53157328
Algos are still trained to interpret good numbers = buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.53157345]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53157346]

RISE RATES NOW!

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157347]

>>53157342
retarded take from dumb money

[Anonymous No.53157349]

>>53157328
the forbidden direction
to the left

[Anonymous No.53157353]

AAAAAAAAAAAASS

[Anonymous No.53157357]

>>53157314
And last month's were also revised down.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157361]

did you really think the market was ever going up again

[Anonymous No.53157366]

>>53157347
Explain why it’s going down, harby go post that faggot with crooked teeth you started posting here about the meltup back in April with the face melting melt up

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157374]

>>53157366
look up the term scamwick

[Anonymous No.53157394]

>>53157374
I know faggot I’ve been a Bobo since December 2021, read it again where I said Algos buy buy buy on “good economic news” and sell it off. No human beans can scam wick pumps in milliseconds like that

[Anonymous No.53157401]

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157406]

>>53157394
why would smart money set their computers to make bad choices
wheres your algos? you should have some if you arent dumb money right

[Anonymous No.53157408]

>>53157226
TSLA is near the bottom.

[Anonymous No.53157411]

nb4 two new threads at the same time

[Anonymous No.53157420]

>>53157268
How can "don't shit where you eat' apply when you literally eat shit?

[Anonymous No.53157423]

This might be the day TSLA finally breaks below $100.

[Anonymous No.53157430]

>no one bakes
this is the last thread

[Anonymous No.53157432]

>>53154373

[Anonymous No.53157436]

kek tesla baggies

[Anonymous No.53157442]

MAKE A NEW THEEAD YOU MORHERFUCKING BITCH WERE AUTOSAGING

[Anonymous No.53157443]

>US December non-farm payrolls +223K vs +200K expected
>Prior unemployment rate 3.7%
>Unemployment rate 3.5% vs 3.7% expected
>Average hourly earnings +0.3% m/m vs +0.4% expected (prior +0.6%)
>Average hourly earnings +4.6% y/y vs +5.0% expected (prior +5.1%)
"The market is focused on the wage data rather than the headline but I'm not sure that's the right take. The terminal Fed top is down to 5.03% from 5.05% before the release and the odds of just 25 bps on Feb 1 are up to 66.7% from 60% pre-release."

[Anonymous No.53157446]

>>53157442
its over

[Anonymous No.53157455]

Finally, this is the end

[Anonymous No.53157457]

>>53157442

[Anonymous No.53157461]

sheeeeeeit

[Anonymous No.53157462]

>>53157442
OH NO AUTO SAGING IN ONE OF THE SLOWEST BOARDS ON 4CHAN WHERE THREADS CAN LAST FOR WEEKS ON END

OH THE HUMANITY

[Anonymous No.53157464]

i have a good feeling about this year

[Anonymous No.53157472]

>wagie earnings slow down
>stocks spike up
lol

[Anonymous No.53157473]

page 4
>page 4
page 4
>page 4
page 4

finally, we're going to be free

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157474]

>>53157443
the report also doesnt include all the big recent layoffs in tech
but smart money already has run their own numbers so it doesnt matter
what im saying is they see the job losses and thus a more favorable response in the market especially since a lot of megacaps are looking for a bounce anyway and most of retail is in puts

[Anonymous No.53157478]

soft landing achieved, how did they do it?

[Anonymous No.53157490]

>>53157474
So stocks will go up somehow?

[Anonymous No.53157498]

why is kold named kold when cold weather would actually make kold go down

so betting on kold will pay off when it isnt cold

weird huh

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157500]

>>53157478
before every good dump....... is a lil pumperino
>>53157490
if unemployment starts to rise the market views it as a reason for the fed to ease sooner
if jobs are still hot then that means theres still a ways to go

[BUY PUTS NOW No.53157508]

FTSE ALL TIME HIGH

[Anonymous No.53157511]

Still hiking rates. Still QT.
We gaan.

[Anonymous No.53157514]

>>53157498
you have to think of it in terms of your boiler boiling or your boiler being cold

[Anonymous No.53157516]

>>53157478
Just print money

[Anonymous No.53157517]

>>53154774
>RKLB
kek he fell for the money laundering scam

[Anonymous No.53157521]

>>53157500
So stocks aren't watching what's happening to the economy, they're watching what feds are going to do
It's fucking insane.

[Anonymous No.53157527]

>the last smg

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157535]

>>53157521
sort of
every data drop causes bigger and bigger moves as liquidity across the board is contracting
plus its training retail to bet on binary events

[Anonymous No.53157536]

>>53157442

[Anonymous No.53157538]

Today is a 3% pump day . Imagine going short when buy puts fag and meltdown are here

[Anonymous No.53157571]

>>53157273
>>53157273
>>53157273

BAKED

[Anonymous No.53157578]

>>53157535
>plus its training retail to bet on binary events
And that's a bad thing, right?

[Anonymous No.53157580]

>>53157538
Yeah, in my dreams. But no, an exit pump may happen at market open, but I doubt it'll be a full percent. Drop 2 hrs after market open.

[Anonymous No.53157589]

Baking

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157605]

>>53157578
not really no the more retail wants to come in for a set betting day the better it is for me to sell them contacts

[Anonymous No.53157614]

>>53156928
China reopened fucking weeks ago, give it time ffs

>>53157508
Ah it's my favorite smgay bull signal. How are those FTSE puts doing buddy?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157634]

>>53157614
china reopened and now the dead are lining the streets
i think its time to give china a taste of their own medicine and all countries that have been through the pandemic the last couple years to close their airports and borders to them
keep your sick chinks to yourself xi its what you deserve

[Anonymous No.53157652]

>>53157634
>to close their airports and borders to them
lol no, inb4 muh racism
Unless the west is mad over chinks supporting Russia, then nobody will bat an eye even if you were to go nazi on them.

[Anonymous No.53157659]

>>53157634
>now the dead are lining the streets
Not a bad thing desu
At least now they can finally rejoin the world economy when enough of them have reached herd immunity
You have to think of it like a capitalist, china open + less chance of future outbreaks = more sales

[Anonymous No.53157663]

>>53157508
how in the actual fuck does that make any sense
UK is going through worst crisis in a generation
property bubble is currently popping so bad that blackrock had to halt withdrawals
how the fuck is UK market at all time high, in this environment, with their pension blow up not even 2 months since

[Anonymous No.53157664]

This is the last /smg/

[Anonymous No.53157666]

can we have a 4% day before the last /smg/ ever dies? thanks

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157669]

>>53157652
if trump were still president he wouldnt let them bring their china virus here anymore
>>53157659
well sure but they need to like be sick and die over there

[Anonymous No.53157674]

baking

[Anonymous No.53157676]

>>53157663
>property bubble
>popping
lol

[Anonymous No.53157677]

Why don’t we just bake at 400 rather than 300

[Anonymous No.53157679]

>>53157676
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-04/blackrock-halts-withdrawals-from-3-5-billion-uk-property-fund?

[Anonymous No.53157683]

Who would've imagined a few numbers could cause all this?

[Anonymous No.53157691]

Wait I’m baking just trying to find a pic nobody else bake

[Anonymous No.53157708]

>>53157677
bobos don't like the number 400 only 300 or 250

[Anonymous No.53157710]

>>53157683
I don’t even fully understand the numbers but I do enjoy the effect they had

[Anonymous No.53157717]

BAKING

[Anonymous No.53157725]

>>53157679
Do you really believe they're going to let people have cheaper houses?

[Anonymous No.53157734]

Recession doomers are funny.

There will be no recession.

[Anonymous No.53157736]

No one’s baking

[Anonymous No.53157737]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53157739]

So uh why are we going up again? Better jobs number = higher for longer rape hikes

[Anonymous No.53157750]

>>53157725
Yes
Not by choice, but due to layoffs and delinquencies

[Anonymous No.53157761]

OOO OO OO OOOOO

[Anonymous No.53157762]

>>53157739
More jobs, stronger economy, which is good? I don’t know the answer. The market isn’t really required to explain itself either

[Anonymous No.53157773]

fine heem me fuck you

[Anonymous No.53157772]

>>53157739
Wages grew slower than they did last month.

[Anonymous No.53157774]

>NUGT

[Anonymous No.53157775]

>>53157739
because the market is choosing to ignore the headline numbers on jobs and unemployment to look at the fine details of the data, showing that wage inflation didn't grow at 0.6% MoM but instead at 0.3% MoM, 4.6% YoY instead of 5.0% indicating that inflation is CoOLiNg!!11
our fed whisperer Timiraos tweeted this:
>Revisions to average hourly earnings data paint a marginally less worrisome picture for the Fed on wages than the Nov report
>The upturn in wage growth in Nov (originally reported as +0.6%) was revised (to +0.4%)
>The 4.6% annual wage growth in Dec was the lowest since Aug '21

[Anonymous No.53157782]

Are we experiencing a bakers' recession right now?

[Anonymous No.53157783]

It's really not that fucking hard to bake at 300 you retards

[Anonymous No.53157784]

>>53157739
>>53157762
the FED is buying up more debt, thats why we're pumping. its fake and gay

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157788]

bakers had puts didnt they

[Anonymous No.53157791]

>>53157783
alright, no one bake. Im baking now.

[Anonymous No.53157793]

Migrate jesus fucking christ

>>53157790

>>53157790

>>53157790

>>53157790

>>53157790

[Anonymous No.53157796]

>97% of SMG was all in puts and are too embarrassed to make a thread


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

[Anonymous No.53157809]

>>53157796
We will end the day red / flat
I do not have a position

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157818]

>>53157809
we probably wont
a lot of the new retail put holders are gonna panic sellerino and we might get a lil short squeezerino

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53157830]

plus in declining markets you have to think opposite of rising markets
the downside risk turns into upside risk
friday selloffs turn into friday rallies
sooner you understand this the better youll do this decade

[Anonymous No.53157831]

>>53157793
>NO LINKS
you suck

[Anonymous No.53157857]

>>53157796

[Anonymous No.53157936]

>>53157818
I have crabs!

[Anonymous No.53158790]

>>53154373
Ok