Stock market general /smg/

[Anonymous No.53142569]

Starstreak is shit edition
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous thread:

[Anonymous No.53142588]

Jesus Saves, God has a plan for you and it is good.

[Anonymous No.53142589]

the world container index increased the first time in 43 weeks. is it time to buy ZIM again ?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53142590]

when will they ever learn
maybe put to call volume is into the stratosphere because the market is going down
sort of like how in 2021 all people ever did was buy calls

[Anonymous No.53142596]

>ADP report shows a strong december
Why are we continuing this bullshit? Take the hint from the fed and start acting like we're heading toward hard times, Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.53142597]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53142599]

SOXL sisters...it's over

[Anonymous No.53142600]

Patiently waiting on silvergate shorter anon to show his gains

[Anonymous No.53142602]

>still too high to buy cheap long certs since last ones got knocked out
>not high enough to buy shorts
>holiday on 6th so I won't be even able to participate

[Anonymous No.53142606]

>>53142588
Jesus not only saves. He is actively investing in commodities, too.

[Anonymous No.53142609]

>natgas

[Anonymous No.53142611]

>>53142588
Based and checked

[Anonymous No.53142615]

>>53142600
How much $ did he use?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53142618]

>>53142600
whoa what happened here lmao
nice short squeeze retards

[Anonymous No.53142622]

Did I really fuck up buying BABA and NIO yesterday? What the fuck why is it dumping

[Anonymous No.53142629]

bobos, today - US

[Anonymous No.53142630]

>>53142615
Idk. I just wanna see some gains porn lol.

[Anonymous No.53142631]

DIVE DIVE DIVE!!!

[Anonymous No.53142633]

Oil chads we are fucking back
F for Natgas bros

[Anonymous No.53142637]

I just realized the saying "I called that" or "good call" that is so ubiquitous in most peoples daily vocab originated from stocks....wow

[Anonymous No.53142639]

Looking hard at intel. Why or why not

[Anonymous No.53142640]

>>53142589
>increase
>0.7%
You're insane. That's nothing.

[Anonymous No.53142654]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53142655]

Every ukrop man woman and child should be killed

[Anonymous No.53142656]

>>53142622
You’re literally gambling on the Chinese govt PPT on a daily basis in some of the most manipulated “stocks” on earth... Remember you don’t actually own shares, you own a paper version of the FTT token in the Bahama.

[Anonymous No.53142657]

>>53142609
I love the otter in this picture.

[Anonymous No.53142658]

Jesus fucking christ can we please stop fucking tanking every goddamn time there's some minute shift in jobs

[Anonymous No.53142660]

you will baghold the treasuries and you will be unhappy

[Anonymous No.53142664]

>>53142588
muh dead jew on a stick

[Anonymous No.53142666]

I sold covered cals yesterday. I made a wise investing decision.

[Anonymous No.53142678]

>>53142622
I bought a couple puts when it was $104 yesterday Why buy calls when it was up so massively?

[Anonymous No.53142679]

>>53142658
More jobs = more beatings

Powell has repeatedly told these megacorps interest rates will go up as long as the job economy is strong.

[Anonymous No.53142684]

>>53142666
high five satan
me too
wgmi

[Anonymous No.53142686]

How are there so many big pharma companies? It's pure luck for you to discover a blockbuster drug. Even if you have one the patent expires and generics eat your lunch. I don't understand this sector at all.

[Anonymous No.53142689]

>>53142658
Maybe if companies actually stopped hiring, we'd be better off. But you retards seem to think good times are endless. We're all going to be broke by September.

[Anonymous No.53142691]

should I buy spy5 like right now
I dont even know how to think, just tell what should I do now

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53142692]

when the fed says they want the market lower you should probably listen

[Anonymous No.53142693]

>>53142664
He loves you too.

[Anonymous No.53142696]

BUDDY LOOK AT BED BATH AND BEYOND COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.53142704]

Who keeps spamming the sell button on NVDA every time there's jobs data? How the fuck does it impact the company specifically? It's not even bad data but "good news is bad news lol!"

[Anonymous No.53142705]

When you think about it, when you have services like OF, cashap, twitch, patreon, kofi, subscribstar etc serving as an outlet for lonely men to dump thousands of dollars into, I am sure it will have some lasting effects on the economy making it look better than it seems. It's kind of unprecedented in the history of economics to see this massive shift happen.

[Anonymous No.53142712]

>ctrl + f in catalog
>egg
>60 results

whats going on?

[Anonymous No.53142717]

>>53142664
This isn't the thread to talk about your based pagan ancestors >>>/pol/

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53142719]

>>53142696
thats a company going to 0 i would short that

[Jealous No.53142727]

What is it called when someone "identifies as male" but they blame everything on menopause?

[Anonymous No.53142729]

>>53142712
late night biz and eurocucks are obsessed with egg prices

[Anonymous No.53142732]

>>53142679
>Powell has repeatedly told these megacorps interest rates will go up as long as the job economy is strong.
Nobody is listening. Not sure how Powell hasn't just said "fuck it" and resigned because of the absolute retardation of everyone not listening.

[Anonymous No.53142737]

>>53142704
No news NVDA poster! Life just isn’t fair huh

[Anonymous No.53142740]

>>53142712
I was just thinking that... butt to be fair you look at the price of an egg and think its only up "7%" from "inflation" you are lost.

[Anonymous No.53142744]

>>53142655
kek thats some delicious tears you votka vatink niger fag

[Anonymous No.53142752]

>>53142732
50 bepis rape hike inc
maybe even 75 bepis rape hike
/smg/ is gonna lose their minds
it's gonna be glorious

[Anonymous No.53142756]

Posted in old thread like a dumbass.

Any good resources for a noob to learn all the day trading terminology and concepts? I got a demo account up and running with meta trader and I'm figuring it out but a lot of the content I watch for learning keeps throwing around terms I don't understand.

[Anonymous No.53142758]

>>53142705
>Kofi
>not dead

Lmao. Kofi is where bottom of the barrel artists start out for begging. Any established artist will drop it immediatly for a patreon when they grow enough.
>subscribestar
Is for pedo artists and not widely used. Only people who draw cub or loli use it and its the black spot of the artist world, if you have subscribestar or inkbunny people know what you do and what you enjoy.

The rest is mainline. And will drop off when people cut spending. Two of those services are practically dead.

[Anonymous No.53142764]

>>53142756
top signal

[Anonymous No.53142770]

>>53142712
Plentiful protein and other nutrients.
Nice hair.
Delicious simple food.

[Anonymous No.53142776]

>>53142764
yeah but the namefag bobo is posting so it cancels out

[Anonymous No.53142779]

my broker just noticed me that I'll get 2% p.a interest for holding cash. the money isnt locked or anything and they'll transfer the accrued interest to my account at the end of the month. there has to be a catch, right?

[Anonymous No.53142780]

>>53142705
Onlyfans gains completely funded my IRA last year. For the next three months I’m saving my gains for a family RV trip. Going to go to various places in the southeast up to about pigeon forge Tennessee. Caverns, Kennedy space center, various campgrounds and national parks.

[Anonymous No.53142782]

natgas doing another -10% day
I feel bad for natgas bros, where they at?

[Anonymous No.53142788]

>>53142779
*just informed me

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53142789]

>>53142779
interest rates have gone up
that can be good for you too

[Anonymous No.53142791]

>>53142776

[Anonymous No.53142795]

>>53142789
That’s why I’m heavily investing in peer to peer lending as well as stocks

[Anonymous No.53142798]

>>53142679
why would megacorps care about Powell

[Anonymous No.53142799]

>>53142782

[Anonymous No.53142803]

>>53142779
most cash accounts are actually treasuries that the bank holds in place of cash
they are making a profit(~4-5%) off you holding cash
also inflation is like double that

[Anonymous No.53142804]

>>53142758
Time for me to delete my subscribestar account then

[Anonymous No.53142807]

>>53142764
What is top signal?

[Anonymous No.53142809]

>>53142758
My point remains. Never have we seen how the economy behaves in an environment where there can be not just one, or two, but several outlets for people to dump cash into that is neither practical nor innovative or productive for society as a whole. Sure you had things like strip clubs and porno mags but those were so few and far between and was not as widely purchases as some might think compared to today's standards.

And let's not forget about websites where you just straight up pay for porn and where hundreds and thousands of women can serve a niche but highly desperate and dedicated audience behind paywalls.

[Anonymous No.53142808]

if Microsoft drops below $215 I’m buying.

[Anonymous No.53142813]

>Fed is going to hold interest rates up INTO 2024
It's over.

[Anonymous No.53142812]

Just stop trading NatGas, it is not hard

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53142814]

>>53142808
microsoft just got downgraded
you dont buy microsoft in 2023

[Anonymous No.53142820]

>natgas dropped 2% in 3 minutes

lmaoing @ natgas bros

[Anonymous No.53142824]

>>53142813
they have been saying this for a fucking year now....

we are still in anxiety phase holy shit.

>SELL!

[Anonymous No.53142825]

>>53142712
Fun meme

[Anonymous No.53142826]

>>53142807
He's joking that when new people get into trading is a signal that stocks about to crash

[Anonymous No.53142828]

>>53142812
who looks at a line going down -50% and think, now is a good time to catch the knife

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53142837]

imagine buying natural gas when farts are free

[Anonymous No.53142836]

>>53142704
Dude, have you been loving under a rock? All good will with Nvidia is all but dead. Fucktard cultists like you deserve the rope

[Anonymous No.53142838]

>>53142813
I hope they keep increasing, I'll keep getting cheap silver forever.

[Anonymous No.53142846]

>>53142779
inflation is 10% so you are losing 8% per year

[Anonymous No.53142848]

>>53142836
This. Smart money is flooding into intel

[Anonymous No.53142854]

>>53142779
Why they being so cheap? Even Robinhood pays 4%

[Anonymous No.53142855]

>>53142780
Gonna do a debt refi, to get a lower rate? You ought to. I still want to own that note.

[Anonymous No.53142858]

>>53142837
it just keeps drilling lmao

[Anonymous No.53142859]

>>53142782
>>53142799
Yuros obviously have invented a way to make energy out of their braaaps. No one needs natgas anymore.

[Anonymous No.53142862]

good morning

[Anonymous No.53142864]

thank god I'm not a bulltard

[Anonymous No.53142867]

>>53142846
I know but Im too scared to buy anything at the moment, markets are sus af. Im only holding on to my ETF right now.

[Anonymous No.53142872]

>US stock futures pushed lower and Treasury yields spiked higher after two separate sets of data showed the American labor market remains strong
Can you imagine seeing markets completely shitting the bed after reading a headline like this a couple years ago? Lol good news is bad news ha ha ha! Every fucking month like the market is run by a bunch of middle schoolers.

>>53142836
>>53142737
If you fucking faggots EVER had an actual answer I'd stop asking. For whatever reason [rampant speculation] NVDA has consistently had an exaggerated reaction to every single jobs data release, even when the data has quite literally nothing to do with the company in particular and by all measures the company itself is doing great. It's ridiculous that people just accept this shit.

[Anonymous No.53142876]

My content is extremely popular

[Anonymous No.53142886]

>>53142828
I'm thinking about it, but it's gotta be below 3 before I buy.

[Anonymous No.53142889]

>>53142876
are you the guy who makes belching onlyfans stuff with his gf?

[Anonymous No.53142891]

>>53142876

[Anonymous No.53142890]

>>53142854
did I mention that I live in a europoor shithole? we're used to getting robbed so 2% is a big deal

[Anonymous No.53142897]

>>53142872
Most stocks like that just follow the market to a large degree bro. How long have you been trading?

[Anonymous No.53142900]

>>53142889
Yes but it’s my wife

[Anonymous No.53142913]

>>53142900
>>53142891
>>53142876
How do I buy 0dte call options of this guy's onlyfans account performance?

[Anonymous No.53142927]

>>53142727
a faggot

[Anonymous No.53142932]

>>53142913
I plan on starting a clips4sale business with a haram of different burpers. Might use homeless people and pay them $100 a vid. I’m still in development stages of that venture. However I did start a second bellybutton only OF and I got my first sub at $10 a month. It’s much easier content to create

[Anonymous No.53142952]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53142954]

[Anonymous No.53142957]

My lil YANG doin a lil sum sum

[Anonymous No.53142958]

Well, I guess my MARA shares won't be called away after all

[Anonymous No.53142959]

>>53142779
>there has to be a catch, right?
Yeah, the 2% part

[Anonymous No.53142960]

>>53142932
Where there's a need, the market will provide
And by God you are providing.
Goodspeed fren

[Anonymous No.53142962]

>>53142872
Let me explain this to you like i'm speaking to a child. If jobs keep growing, more money has to be spent aka more loans to companies. If the fed realizes that companies are still able to spend on workforce labor they are healthy enough to endure higher interest rates. Therefore, more rate hikes are able to be put in place to control inflation. How hard is this to realize????

[Anonymous No.53142965]

>>53142957
would YANG get delisted if china invades taiwan

[Anonymous No.53142972]

There's this company, IBA, which was 82% owned by one entity. They recently bought out portion of outstanding shares via tender offer and now the entity owns 87% of stock. Are there any disadvantages of getting into stock of a company in which majority shareholder wants to go private?

[Anonymous No.53142980]

buy tesla calls for cheap at open we finna pump

[Anonymous No.53142985]

>>53142962
Nobody is going to listen until the economy collapses, brother.

[Anonymous No.53142988]

>>53142872
Are you absolutely fucking retarded? Have you seen their latest 4xxx launch you absolute nigger gorilla. Niggers like you are the reason we get so much retard liquidity in times like these. Neck yourself. I'm not going to spoonfeed you something anyone with an iota of pride can aquire through 5 mins of DD

[Anonymous No.53142993]

>>53142972
>another episode of nigger discovering something that whites and everyone else have been doing for centuries

[Anonymous No.53142995]

>>53142965
>maybe but SOXL would because the value would tank so much

[Anonymous No.53142996]

>>53142962
>If jobs keep growing, more money has to be spent aka more loans to companies
I actually think that's a huge assumption and shows a lot of bearish bias. First of all, jobs aren't blowing up or some shit, it's always like a 1% difference from (((expectations))) that gets construed as some massive surprise every month and then it inevitably gets heavily revised six weeks later. And as we've seen through earnings, a lot of these companies are legitimately making shit tons of money so I don't really understand the assumption that they're taking out loans. But even if they are, interest rates are still historically low - probably a good bit lower than when these companies were starting out and actually taking out even larger loans.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53142997]

>>53142980
lol prepare to go sideways idiot and then everyone panic sells and drills it below 100

[Anonymous No.53142998]

[Anonymous No.53143011]

>>53142988
Lmao I love when people base their opinion of a megacorporation on retail sales numbers of a single product. So incredibly fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.53143015]

>>53142998
Sure you make money but you lost the connection to god my friend

[Anonymous No.53143020]

>>53143015
God gave me the talent and business acumen to profit from it.

[Anonymous No.53143022]

>>53142962
The rape hikes will continue until morale worsens.

[Anonymous No.53143025]

>>53142962
Rising rates > Job growth

give it time- FED only can control demand side- and.they.will.

[Anonymous No.53143026]

>>53142998
gem

[Anonymous No.53143032]

>>53142998
>i work 9-5 while king brap ripper makes my yearly in 6 months

[Anonymous No.53143039]

>>53142996
Growth is fueled by debt. Theyre not making as much money before. Buisnesses constantly have to grow to be seem as valuable. That's how modern american buisness works. If i report that i sold only 20 million units after a year selling 100 million units, i am not a growing company anymore. My company, infact, by standard buisness definitions is dying.

Profits dont matter to the buisness world, growth does. How do you think peter thiel scammed so many hobbits lol

[Anonymous No.53143045]

how far is oil going to drop today?

[Anonymous No.53143046]

>>53142996
Youre not seeing the giant forest because you are in it too close to the trees

[Anonymous No.53143048]

>>53143032
I’m at work rn. I can do it anywhere

[Anonymous No.53143056]

>>53142997
exact opposite is going to happen $110 is unbreakable

[Anonymous No.53143058]

We’re tanking today. Turkey’s market just hit circuit breakers.

[Anonymous No.53143065]

>invested in Meta and Nvidia
>dreams of a VR future
>already planning on my fancy german sports car
>gonna buy some gucci loafers
>still in the wage cage
>broker than ever

[Anonymous No.53143066]

>>53143045
for as long as Binden can lower it artificially to cover real inflation numbers.

>Go look at egg prices... tell me we at 7% and holding.

[Anonymous No.53143067]

new low for natgas
kek, baggies

[Anonymous No.53143070]

>>53143048

[Anonymous No.53143072]

My path to monetization is on track. The watch hours are low because I only post 20 second to a minute clips to advertise my OF. I’ll post one or two long videos a month and my watch hours will multiply 10 fold. It should also drive traffic to my OF

[Anonymous No.53143073]

>>53143058
>impying turkey matters
Lmao are you ALREADY stoned, anon?

[Anonymous No.53143074]

>>53143058
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53143076]

getting close to buying some fertilizer stocks off the natty gas dip

[Anonymous No.53143084]

>>53143058
The average turk is going to starve by the time the greeks invade. Constantinople shall be reclaimed...

[Anonymous No.53143087]

>>53143070
i feel ya anon

[Anonymous No.53143093]

bears are retarded. It's going to be a gap down and rally 2% day. You just can't fucking stop yields from going down. They have no business moving up. That alone will sustain a short term relief rally

you had literally 2 weeks to close your shorts, if you are still net short as of today you should stick to your day job and let your "Financial advisor" make these decisions for you

[Anonymous No.53143094]

Wtf, why did oil fall off a cliff

[Anonymous No.53143097]

>>53142998
People really are degenerates. Keep up the good work burpanon

[Anonymous No.53143098]

How low do you think the market will go today, boys?

[Anonymous No.53143101]

SI bros.. we walk through the valley of the shadow of loss

[Anonymous No.53143102]

WTF IS WRONG WITH BOIL PIECE OF SHIT STOCK GAPS DOWN DURING PRE MARKET ONLY. Fucken I don't get it how it keeps dumping only because EU is warm. NA was freezing so shouldn't that offset the inbalance? Fucken garbage scam stock.

[Anonymous No.53143104]

>>53143094
China.

[Anonymous No.53143111]

>>53143093

[Anonymous No.53143112]

>>53143084
STOP

I can only get so hard.

[Anonymous No.53143118]

>>53143011
Niggers like you seriously can't be helped.

[Anonymous No.53143119]

>>53143093
>You just can't fucking stop yields from going down.

Explain.
And why are you fighting the Fed?

[Anonymous No.53143121]

>>53143102
its manipulated as fuck, todays EIA report should show record withdrawal against average, yet it is dumping like crazy

[Anonymous No.53143123]

>>53143104
The close some cities? got some sauce?

[Anonymous No.53143125]

>they did not take profits
When will you learn?

[Anonymous No.53143126]

>>53142684
Israel?

[Anonymous No.53143129]

Farty bros, where is the bottom?

[Anonymous No.53143130]

>>53143102
>NA was freezing so shouldn't that offset the inbalance?
Do you have any idea how much LNG the US has?
Sidenote, it's hilarious that EV home charging is such a huge selling point when everyone has gas flowing to their homes and ICE can easily be modified to run on LNG.

[Anonymous No.53143133]

>>53143123
>The close some cities? got some sauce?
They are exporting more oil than last year signalling lower demand in China
Do you not look at news?

[Anonymous No.53143136]

>>53142872
NVDA anon still seething about muh news and market not being rational.
Please tell me yo ass is paper trading nigga

[Anonymous No.53143139]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53143142]

>>53143102
>BOIL

natty brappers...

[Anonymous No.53143145]

>>53143058
Means nothing when you have hyperinflation. Their market index hit ATH yesterday and is up 500% since Covid.

[Anonymous No.53143148]

I persist and the rape continues

[Anonymous No.53143149]

>>53143129
just capitulate, natgas is dead until it isnt, which is probably around 2 dollars

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53143151]

>>53143056
oh sweet market newbie
tesla is a 20 dollar stock, if that
it hasnt taken nearly the beating it needs to take

[Anonymous No.53143153]

>>53143102
>americans blow up EU gas pipelines
>americans bragging about how eurofags will freeze
>allah sends a brutal winter to america and half of the US freezes
>millions of americans lose money betting on gas and oil

kek

[Anonymous No.53143154]

>>53143098
Yes

[Anonymous No.53143158]

>>53143118
>NVDA is just consumer GPUs
>TSLA is just a car company
Lol yeah I'm the retard

>>53143136
NVDA is just one of the best examples, it also helps me filter completely retarded permadoomer bears who legitimately have no idea what they're talking about

>>53143093
Good luck getting through to them anon, they're pretty far gone after huffing their own farts all year

[Anonymous No.53143167]

>>53143133

I did not hear that, I find that news shocking- they dont produce jack shit... Seems fishy.

[Anonymous No.53143168]

Tomorrow's report could be bigger. We might not really doomp til then

[Anonymous No.53143170]

>>53142932
I am disgusted and thoroughly impressed at the same time. God speed

[Anonymous No.53143173]

My oil and tanker stocks have been decimated

[Anonymous No.53143178]

>see 6% crash on stock
>no idea why
>but decide to buy it
>like i thought next day it was already up to green
wtf happened?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53143181]

>>53143058
weaker countries will fall first in the global economic contraction
turkey was already fucked so its no surprise

[Anonymous No.53143183]

>>53143153
it is interesting... You think they control the weather for dollars?

[Anonymous No.53143193]

>>53143167
Are these yours or some internet lady's?

[Anonymous No.53143194]

>>53143168
Bullard is speaking later so the dump will begin today and then continue straight down to 2800 hopefully so we can get this all over with

[Anonymous No.53143199]

>>53143178
Well you see if stocks only moved in one direction there wouldn't be much to work with.

[Anonymous No.53143201]

>>53143168
Options Matrix much more bearish tomorrow Vs today.

[Anonymous No.53143203]

Shorting natural gas is an infinite money glitch.
I don't know how they pull it off, but it's down 10% every single day.

[Anonymous No.53143207]

No matter how much natural gas dumps ET stays solid. Why is that? Not that I’m complaining. Huge divvies and some solid appreciation

[Anonymous No.53143208]

Good morning.
I am defecating in my upstairs bathroom.
I hope everyone has a pleasant and peaceful day.
Watch out for moths and rust and robbers.

[Anonymous No.53143211]

Do I sell my BOIL 20$ 2/17 calls finally or is this the bottom?

[Anonymous No.53143219]

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[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53143222]

>>53143194
fed members are going to speak like every day for the next two weeks
they are going to talk this market into lower prices one way or the other

[Anonymous No.53143223]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.

[Anonymous No.53143225]

>>53143199
yea but i thought that the changes are usually in the <2% range. company in question is even one of those too big to fail ones so the government will help if they are in trouble

[Anonymous No.53143229]

>>53142872
Bro if you can't figure it out you shouldn't be trading. I'm a fucking retard who just started last year with 0 finance/economics knowledge and I can grasp the concept as to why

[Anonymous No.53143231]

It's over

[Anonymous No.53143236]

>>53143222
Bullard and Powell maybe. The rest are utterly spineless.

[Anonymous No.53143237]

>>53143203
>>53143207
its going to 2 at least

[Anonymous No.53143239]

It’s gonna be a bloodbath today

[Anonymous No.53143242]

>>53143222
Take note mumu. Bullard will display a chart with a 10% terminal rate if he has to. The stock market will crash and there will be pain. It's not even about inflation anymore, the Fed just wants pain and is angry that market is resisting.

[Anonymous No.53143247]

When to buy COIN?

[Anonymous No.53143253]

>Convert my cad to usd before jobs data
>Already up money because usd went up

I am a forex master

[Jealous No.53143257]

It looks like three of my four most-hated stocks (ex Tesla) were moving up lately, contrary to the market trend. This supports my case for an upcoming catastrophic market wipeout day, in my opinion, because the trend fighting the wipeout seems to favor my most-hated sector. One might short DB, BA, and META assuming an impending reversion to the market trend since these Q4 divergences pumped on no fundamentals. Likely the reversion was deferred into the new year.

[Anonymous No.53143260]

Does this happen?
What if I don’t have enough money on my account to buy hundreds of shares?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53143275]

>>53143247
stop saying the word "buy"
use the sell button to open positions and the buy button to close them
you will do much better in this market

[Anonymous No.53143278]

>>53143253
>Convert my cad to usd
>wants the talmud coin
LAD! STOP!
JUST INVEST IN CANADIAN BANKS, SIR!

[Anonymous No.53143279]

Gonna be one of those days, huh?

[Anonymous No.53143281]

>>53143225
>usually in the <2% range
That's why it's a good idea to study the tickers you trade. You'll boil it down to knowing what an extraordinary move could look like and when it might happen then trade around that.

[Anonymous No.53143283]

TSLA baggies i hope you bought the dip

[Anonymous No.53143286]

>>53143260
your brokerage will just exercise the long puts

[Anonymous No.53143287]

>>53143257
Good research with an interesting take.
In here?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53143294]

>>53143056
double lmao at this guy

[Anonymous No.53143297]

>>53143211
Please respond I lost 2.8k already (-64%) do I sell or we keep going down?

[Anonymous No.53143300]

>>53143237
Wouldn't be surprised.

[Jealous No.53143301]

What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.53143303]

>>53143275
stop using a "name"
use the post field to write things and the name field to do nothing
you will do much better on this website

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53143314]

>>53143303
i dont need to do better on this website my portfolio is all that matters in this world

[Anonymous No.53143319]

>>53142569
I don’t even know what this natural gas is people keep talking about. I’ve been into nature plenty of times and never seen some gas floating around. Stupid Americans and their jewish scams deserve to get rugged.

[Anonymous No.53143325]

>>53143300
well today confirmed it, after weeks of dumping it had a green day and crossed some ema, today it got rejected hard. Meaning no one want to buy natgas currently

[Anonymous No.53143328]

>>53143297
I would sell the calls and use the money to short equities, preferably by going long volatility probably VIXM

[Anonymous No.53143331]

>>53143158
Didn't even mention tsla but goddamn, you must be seriously shitting yourself if these two reddit companies are all you have going for you. stop wasting oxygen and kill yourself with a rusty wire, you petulant child

[Jealous No.53143337]

>>53143287
Thank you. The divergence has increased since I made this chart a few days ago and I think it is a good time to get it. I also personally like Shiba Inu tokens but that's unrelated. js.

[Anonymous No.53143341]

>>53143279
>Gonna be one of those years, huh?
ftfy

[Anonymous No.53143343]

I see lots of people posting about natgas, please dont fall into the trap. Natgas is incredibly weak right now

no, this is not the bottom or anywhere near it

[Anonymous No.53143344]

>>53143084
>>53143084
Stop dead naming.

[Anonymous No.53143347]

>>53143343
it is obviously not the bottom if you just zoom out, natgas buyers are retarded

[Anonymous No.53143352]

>>53143343
this guy loves me a lot

[Anonymous No.53143354]

>>53143337
You think it’s a nice time to get in?
I thought your post was bearish.

[Anonymous No.53143355]

>>53143222
I hate fed speakers so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.53143358]

>>53143328
Thank you all gone not touching that shit again until it actually reaches a botton. I literally caught a falling knife and lost roughly -70% of the investment. Smh

[Anonymous No.53143364]

>BBBY

[Anonymous No.53143368]

what the fuck is his problem

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53143370]

>>53143355
just play for the winning team bro its fucking easy

[Anonymous No.53143372]

>>53143347
I saw one anon liquidated, and multiple wanting to buy here, so I am just trying to help

[Anonymous No.53143378]

VZ
PM
MOS
MCD

what else should I add to my recession portfolio?

[Anonymous No.53143379]

>>53143281
i do of course always check the graph so i don't buy at top. just feels weird to see such big changes one day when they normally change very little

[Anonymous No.53143390]

>>53143058
Turkey has a stock market?

[Anonymous No.53143391]

Jesus christ ADP was +50% over estimates for december. 50% more private sector jobs added than people expected. That's an absolute massacre for pivoootards.

[Anonymous No.53143393]

HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE MUMU

[Jealous No.53143394]

How can I stake pic NFT to short TSLA at $500?

[Anonymous No.53143397]

> OIL, NATURAL GAS

KEK BAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.53143398]

>>53143084
Shall I live to see the day when the Hagia Sophia is once again a rightfully Christian place of worship?

[Anonymous No.53143400]

MUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.53143401]

>>53143378
INTC

[Anonymous No.53143402]

TSLA bros...

[Anonymous No.53143407]

btw, I will add, I am adding to my natgas short here. Feel free to make money with me

[Anonymous No.53143408]

>>53143203
KOLD

[Anonymous No.53143409]

I bought BOIL at 13.24

[Anonymous No.53143412]

LETS DO THIS REDDIT!

[Anonymous No.53143416]

>>53143378
SWBI
NUC

[Anonymous No.53143421]

>>53143370
Most people here with any actual money have 6 fig AUM. Not 20k kiwidollars lmao

Actively shorting with more than 20k at a time with a port under the high millions is dumb, unless you have a sound bet.

[Anonymous No.53143430]

AHHH AHHH AHHHH AHHH HHHH WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53143433]

>>53143393
>HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE MUMU
awful. it tastes awful and i need you to start using wet wipes, if youre doing this to me :( :( :( :(
>>53143408
Based KOLD brother
I feel we have more room to drop *rubs hands*

[Anonymous No.53143436]

>>53143378
SENEA
WM
CSX
UP

[Anonymous No.53143439]

>>53143430

[Anonymous No.53143443]

>>53143430
Push your fingers into your eyes.

[Anonymous No.53143445]

>>53143378
DG
PG

[Anonymous No.53143446]

>>53143378
SWBI
NOC

[Anonymous No.53143454]

Reminder we did all of this over the fucking flu

[Anonymous No.53143457]

bought 50k shares of TSLA and just found a hot date on tinder, wish me luck lads

[Anonymous No.53143466]

>>53143443
ITS THE ONLY THING THAT TAKES AWAY THE PAINNNNNN!

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53143468]

>>53143421
lol just sell 60-90-day backdated options bro
especially far otm puts

[Anonymous No.53143469]

>>53143457
Uh I think she's off by a decimal place on her age.

[Anonymous No.53143474]

>>53143398
I was there in 2017. It's an impressive piece of history.

[Anonymous No.53143475]

Oh my! Stinky!

[Anonymous No.53143477]

>>53143443
ITS THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHEEE

[Anonymous No.53143483]

>>53143412
Stonkaholic?

[Anonymous No.53143484]

>>53143378
NTR
FDP

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53143485]

>>53143056
btw triple lmao at this guy

[Anonymous No.53143488]

>>53143439
>remembering your training for 12 months straight
Heh, yeah. My training...

[Anonymous No.53143490]

>>53143457
Should have waited for it to fall around $80

[Anonymous No.53143497]

bros...

[Anonymous No.53143498]

>>53143390
cock market

[Anonymous No.53143509]

I love how literally no one took me seriously when I have been saying for weeks that NatGas is going to 3.5$
well it is 3.6$ now Tick Tock faggots

[Anonymous No.53143512]

>>53143407
you can thank me later, its gearing op for a new daily low as we speak

[Anonymous No.53143513]

Just went all in on oil AMA

[Anonymous No.53143521]

>>53143488
How could you forget? Every day is an exciting reminder to do your duty!

[Anonymous No.53143526]

>>53143390
They have a roach exchange.

[Anonymous No.53143531]

>>53143139
>2020 was 13 years ago

[Anonymous No.53143532]

>>53143509
Well, i listened but i am that guy >>53143125
So...

[Anonymous No.53143536]

The inter week crabbing will continue until morale improves.

[Anonymous No.53143537]

niggers I broke even on my BA do I sell

[Anonymous No.53143539]

UNH bros wtf??

[Anonymous No.53143541]

Oil is fine
Do NOT take your money out of oil

[Anonymous No.53143549]

>>53143537
Yes

It's a shitco, INTC tier

[Jealous No.53143553]

>>53143513
If a contract is 1000 barrels, everyone who took my suggestion to short March WTI around $77 is up almost $5k per contract now. I bet options traders who could see the price curve bought slightly more expensive options and are doing even better.

[Anonymous No.53143554]

I'm buying back some calls and selling some puts here.

[Anonymous No.53143557]

>>53143430
You hold until the Market goes back up, silly.
This isn't bad unless you decide to sell something that's down.

[Anonymous No.53143573]

>>53143488
When you're going through hell, keep going.

[Anonymous No.53143582]

>>53143537
Don't listen to that faggot >>53143549
You NEVER sell BA, ever.
BTW, how did you manage to break even now?
We literally told you to buy at 130

[Anonymous No.53143589]

>>53143536

[Anonymous No.53143602]

So anon did you listen to me and bought a natgas short?

youd already be up

[Anonymous No.53143618]

>>53143602
I read this post in a thick Indian Accent.

[Anonymous No.53143620]

>>53142569
Yay! The market is healing! SI down 45%.

[Anonymous No.53143621]

>TSLA
JUST

[Anonymous No.53143623]

A toast, to the bobos among us. Macro wins.
Also you can afford to average down, yeah?

[Anonymous No.53143625]

>>53143620
dude i loved that show. saved

[Anonymous No.53143628]

I fucking hate shibas.

Has to do with living with a gay American roommate who owned one 4 years ago. Nice dog but I hate the race by association.

[Anonymous No.53143637]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53143650]

STOP BUYING

[Anonymous No.53143651]

>>53143628
>I fucking hate shibas.
They're weak dogs, with no purpose. Disgust is almost guaranteed.
>>53143637
We're healing, anon! WE'RE HEALING!!!

[Anonymous No.53143652]

And yet.. volatility refuses to go up. What do (((they))) mean by this?

[Anonymous No.53143654]

>>53143623
Yo who this Arthur Character? Is it because Year of the Rabbit?

[Anonymous No.53143655]

>BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER
>ROCK SOLID SUPPORT AT 380
>THE BOTTOM IS IN

[Anonymous No.53143658]

>>53143654
Marina Datillo, my wife and the cutest little blind girl in the world

[Anonymous No.53143664]

new daily low for natgas, short now

[Anonymous No.53143665]

>>53143637
Bro don't panic, as long as you don't sell at a loss you're golden.

You do know you aren't supposed to put money in the market that you need within a few years time, right?

[Anonymous No.53143666]

When to buyed COIN?

Please respond.

[Anonymous No.53143667]

>>53143294
i hope u bought

[Anonymous No.53143669]

>>53143652
VIX Is based on options pricing, not underlying.

[Anonymous No.53143670]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53143672]

>>53143654
>Year of the Rabbi
ftfy

[Anonymous No.53143680]

>>53143669
Why are (((they))) not buying 30dte SPX puts and calls? What are (((they))) planning?

[Anonymous No.53143683]

>>53143666
Under $10 is my target

[Anonymous No.53143686]

BBBYsisters....

[Anonymous No.53143689]

>>53143672
WTF
WHAT TH E FUUUUUUCK

[Jealous No.53143697]

[Anonymous No.53143710]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53143712]

>>53143573

Churchill was a mistake

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53143714]

>>53143667
i only sell options premium
buying anything is for retards

[Anonymous No.53143717]

Putin Christmas truce?

[Anonymous No.53143728]

WHO IS BUYING?????

[Anonymous No.53143734]

Crab down by end of day.

>fight me.

[Anonymous No.53143736]

>>53143686
They refused to continue the bond deal meaning bankrupcy is now all but certain unless they spin off Buy Buy Baby. The company is fucking dead.

I lost 25.3K trading that stupid company.
fuck

[Anonymous No.53143739]

>>53143728
Ceasefire Ukraine for one whole day

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53143740]

>>53143728
only retards who use inferior brokers that only give them a buy button to open positions with

[Anonymous No.53143742]

>>53143714
Selling options you can face infinite losses?

[Anonymous No.53143747]

>>53143728
PPT

That's why Microsoft is having such a hard time having to pay for it.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53143749]

>>53143742
no

[Anonymous No.53143756]

>>53143747
You son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.53143757]

That was a quick recovery

[Anonymous No.53143759]

>>53143625
As do I. So does my defense attorney lol.

[Anonymous No.53143764]

>>53143742
If you’re selling covered calls you either get the free premium if the underlying stock doesn’t reach the agreed upon price. If it does reach that price your shares will be sold for that price plus you keep the premium.

[Anonymous No.53143767]

>>53143749
It’s extremely unlikely but theoeriticaly possible, right?

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53143768]

>>53143757
just the regularly scheduled chop as the market inches lower day by day

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53143782]

>>53143767
its only possible if you just sell naked options with no risk mitigation which is retarded

[Anonymous No.53143786]

hold the line anons, just hold.

[Anonymous No.53143791]

>>53142569
Nat gas bros is it too late to buy kold
How low is this shit going? Can it actually go to 2 in this market? I don’t know shit about natty gas but looking at the kold chart seems like it could go back to $100 pretty easy if natty gas keeps dumping

[Anonymous No.53143795]

>>53143658
You do know she's a fourth grader, right anon?

[Anonymous No.53143794]

>>53143652
VIX is priced in for ultimate crab between 350-390. Zoom out to the yearly and put a trend channel. Until We're nearing the bottom of that channel or break the channel, vix wont spike.

[Anonymous No.53143801]

>>53143582
I bought years ago and DCA’d to 200 before moving into Other investments

[Anonymous No.53143802]

>>53143764
Yeah.. how to think about it when the call is exercised and you sell the underlying lets say at 100 and the market value is 10 000, in some sense it’s not a loss but in some way it sort of is

[Anonymous No.53143813]

>>53143782
Oh yes so you have to market buy it to sell it to the option holder then

[Anonymous No.53143818]

>>53143802
You’re implying the stock did a 100x during the length of the option contract.

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53143829]

>>53143813
no? i go into the spy and sell any strike i want

im hedged elsewhere, the vix for example

[Anonymous No.53143838]

My all time account is down 14%, looks like if I never played I would've been better off? Funny how that works.

[Anonymous No.53143859]

>>53143795
Yes. I got into art to draw all the wonderful parts of our life together and several chapters of fanfiction detailing it.
>It was a cold autumn night when Marina first made her move on me. The little minx had been sitting by the fire in our home in the Ardennes in nothing but a neglige which she swiftly discarded as she noticed me coming into the room. Sniffing, she made her way over to me only by scent, closing her eyes and rubbing into my stomach as she hugged into me. Her tiny paw made its way to my crotch as she got onto her knees and took a deep sniff, pressing her nose in as my own hand lay atop her head, petting her. "Hello, love.." I said, getting a sexy giggle out of her in response. "Been lonely, Marina?" She pulled her face out of my clothed crotch, nodding. Two pregnancies later and she was still nymphlike, a little beauty frozen in time. It was as if she hadn't aged a day. We never got time together like this, not with the children. I remembered the "halcyon" days with her, before our little ones came into the world. Just us, switching between safehouse to safehouse, only sustained by the love we held for eachother and the food we could barter with the silver bars we'd stored away. Just the two of us, me and my little lover. I snapped out of my rememberance as Marina nuzzled into my crotch again, and I picked her up, princess carrying her. "Up we go, Marina. " I said to her, watching her giggle as I pulled her up into my arms. The sweet little girl in my arms I swore to love unto death, with me forever. I teared up as I looked upon her, overcome with emotion. A deep kiss I pressed to her lips as I walked up the winding staircase, eager to get to our shared bedroom.

[Anonymous No.53143861]

>>53143818
Yeah it was just an exaggerated example

[Anonymous No.53143958]

Natgas fell below 3.6$

[Anonymous No.53143999]

MIGRATE

>>53142586

>>53142586

>>53142586

[Anonymous No.53144005]

IAUX is down. Buy now- they will be bought out next couple years.