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53137618 No.53137618 [Reply] [Original]

what did your family say about crypto over the dinner table?
here is my personal experience:

It was Christmas dinner with my entire extended family
Not really into talking about crypto or any of my investments though.
By complete mistake, I happen to have overheard two of my uncles talking about crypto and then the word "MATIC" popped up

Being a major Polygon MATIC supporter, I joined the conversation and showed them my wallet containing $2,000,000 worth of MATIC tokens.

The entire room irrupted!! Everyone started giving me high fives and congratulating me on my “wise purchase”
My aunt was flabbergasted (yet somewhat even envious i might add?)
Nonetheless, everyone started cheering and clapping. They even brought out their finest champagne bottle and made me give out a toast to eternal financial freedom!

At this point, it all felt extremely surreal and I really thought this was some kind of prank. However, I quickly realized that it wasn’t

One of our neighbors heard the commotion going on and decided to come over to check up. When he heard that I had bought MATIC, he became in a hysterical state of euphoria
He then called for his daughter to come over and offered me to sleep with her on his yacht.
His daughter and I made coitus all night long and I made her cum 5 times
As a matter of fact, she instantly came the moment I showed her my $2,000,000 MATIC wallet.

It was some night!

>> No.53137625

>>53137618
is this real??

>> No.53137635

>>53137625
Biggest larp since sliced bread

>> No.53137636
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53137636

>>53137625
yes
picrel is me after i finished coitus with my good neighbor's daughter

>> No.53137645

>>53137618
im not kidding, uncle said he found a real good way to make money
>"Y'all hear this, I read from this chap that the best way to make money ain't index funds or nun of that slow gaining shit. you gotta short bitcoin, nobody has caught onto it yet, I already got the binance roared up for that"
he took out a loan, I tried to convince him otherwise but this dude bought shiba inu in 2021. so...
im buying xmr.

>> No.53137646

>>53137635
this isnt a larp anon
everyone started clapping!

>> No.53137666

>>53137635
sounds real to me
stop hating chud
>>53137645
you lost me at shiba inu and xmr

>> No.53137691

>>53137618
It's crazy how bullshit this sounds but normies who were skeptical about crypto are now buying the bottom and love to support anyone who is doing the same.
Christmas also adds to it as well
Shout out to that neighbro

>> No.53137706

>>53137618
give me proof this is real and i'll buy $5k MATIC right now

>> No.53137728

>>53137706
he literally gave u proof >>53137636

>> No.53137731

You’re full of shit. This is some kind of copy pasta

>> No.53137741 [DELETED] 

>>53137731
close enough

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>>53137731
>You’re full of shit. This is some kind of copy pasta
holy fuck how did you figure that out by yourself?

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53137911

>>53137618
cheers to you anon
this is very bullish for everyone. might i say, we're actually winning?

>> No.53137967

>>53137618
>>53137635
>>53137731
Obviously a larp for MATIC holders.
But 100% true for HEX holders
Women see our huge stakes, and want to stake on us.

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53138119

>>53137967

>> No.53138141

>>53137967
Richard is literally flexing Gucci attire and private jets at the expence of investors' money
imagine being cucked this hard and not having a problem with it

>> No.53138155

>>53138141
i remember back in the day when people had to deal with forced rackets
now they scammed out of their money consentually. its fucking crazy

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>>53137618
based text anon
my parents just thought it was a scam

>where is the money
its in my wallet
>well can we see it?
yeah look
>no like, can we actually touch this money?
i mean yeah you can just not now
>oh okay hahahahha

>> No.53138267

>>53138261
dont feel bad anon, my family is literally the same
they keep asking to "see the money irl" but obv im not gonna sell. at least not right now

>> No.53138300

>>53138261
>>53138267
>they think internet money is real
your parents are actually based for this

>> No.53138308

>>53138300
>t. stock nigger