/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53134090]

CNBC "Not a single member dissented. There is not a single dove in the Fed".

[Anonymous No.53134113]

top thread

[Anonymous No.53134115]

>>53134090
Based

[Anonymous No.53134116]

NEXA peru strike
Buy the dip faggots

[Anonymous No.53134119]

>no participants anticipated rate cuts would be appropriate in 2023
jerome is going to break something horribly. he is already too tight. Look At The Yields.

[Anonymous No.53134120]

>>53134090
still buying. idc fed

[Anonymous No.53134124]

I will never stop believing in AI. AI is the future. Tech is the future.

[Anonymous No.53134128]

>>53134090
I for one welcome our 5$ SPY range forever crab overlords.

[Anonymous No.53134130]

NATGAS IS A GORILLANIGGER PIECE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.53134132]

>Officials Emphasized Need for 'Flexibility and Optionality' in Policy Decisions --WSJ
They gave themselves an out. CNBC being bearish to wreck retail per usual

[Anonymous No.53134133]

I got heemed so hard

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53134134]

they fight the fed every single time
buy my calls ive got every strike waiting for you to purchase

[Anonymous No.53134137]

Imagine when the unemployment rate starts surging and the Fed keeps going with their "higher for longer" mantra. The S&P will dump to levels no one is expecting.

[Anonymous No.53134138]

where can i read the FOMC minutes for myself?

[Anonymous No.53134144]

>>53134090
Of course they're unanimous. Jerome gets the final say but the Fed has more power if they show a united front. He just throws the rest of them a bone with tweaks to wording.

The doves get more votes this year though.

[Anonymous No.53134146]

FUCK POWELL
FUCK FOMC
FUCK BAGGIE
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.53134147]

>>53134124
i just realized "eywa" in avatar is probably going to be revealed to be a bastardization of 'AI'.... bravo Terminator man, bravo

[Anonymous No.53134149]

WE’RE RECOOVERING

[Anonymous No.53134150]

>kike mods ban you for using the word ”jewish”
stocks for this feel?

[Anonymous No.53134152]

>>53134138
>https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcminutes20221214.pdf

[Anonymous No.53134153]

Pivot is bad. Every time its happened, it was because they overshot. The ideal is to increase it slowly next time, then decide if it needs to go back up or increase by 0%

[Anonymous No.53134156]

no links edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain


>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.53134163]

>>53134116
Jen Asski

[Anonymous No.53134165]

>>53134138
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/fomccalendars.htm lists all of them.

This is today: https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcminutes20221214.pdf

[Anonymous No.53134167]

>>53134146
i am once again asking, what the fuck did i do?

[Anonymous No.53134171]

Eurofag here. Were the Fed minutes published?
My stocks have hardly moved at all.
Is there a holiday in the US or something?

[Anonymous No.53134173]

The fake dump is in. Now we can finally pump.

[Anonymous No.53134180]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>53134119
cope, seethe, dilate
"we foresee rate hikes well into 2023"

[Anonymous No.53134184]

>>53134119
Good break the system, damn the Fed is so punk rock man

[Anonymous No.53134185]

Bears got btfo . Thanks meltdown fag for the signal

[Anonymous No.53134186]

PUMP IT
>LOUDER
PUMP IT
>LOUDER

[Anonymous No.53134192]

>>53134173
this year will be red retard

[Anonymous No.53134193]

>>53134167
You forgot that your rate hikes take months to kick in. Even "immediate tightening of financial conditions" is delayed because the wealth effect isn't instant.

[Anonymous No.53134197]

>euros can't exercise options until expiry

[Anonymous No.53134198]

NATGAS IS MANIPULATED BY GORILLANIGGERS

[Anonymous No.53134204]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53134205]

>>53134171
>Were the Fed minutes published?
Yes
>Is there a holiday in the US or something?
No, just the Fed's usual fuckery. Being hawkish out of one side of their mouth while saying they will have to stay flexible out of the other.

[Anonymous No.53134210]

what gender is the market?

[Anonymous No.53134220]

>>53134102
Nobody believed them literally all through 2022 despite them telling us exactly what the plan was since March.

[Anonymous No.53134225]

>>53134192
No shit. I'm talking about today, this week. Not this year. A year is a long fucking time. We will see SPY move collective up/down 80% worth of daily moves, to achieve a one year move of less than 10% in either direction. Why should I give a fuck where it ends the year?

[Anonymous No.53134228]

i forget, during bear markets on green days what are we supposed to do?

[Anonymous No.53134230]

>>53134210
Pansexual MtF trans dogkin

[Anonymous No.53134232]

>>53134124
>trusting the Babylon singularity over God
ngmi

[Anonymous No.53134233]

>>53134205
>.5ish increases
>when inflation yoy is 5.7
that is dovish as fuck

[Anonymous No.53134235]

>>53134119
The bond market is fighting the FED, and they usually win. However Jpow and his goons wants to make it clear they're not to be fucked with. They don't like being speculated against when they've made it clear what their plan is.

Last year was the previews to the shitshow that's going to take place in 2023. Sit back, relax, watch the fireworks.

[Anonymous No.53134236]

>>53134210
I wish the market was permanently erect

[Anonymous No.53134241]

>coworker got fired
>company has yet to replace him after months

I don’t get it, are we in a labour shortage or job shortage???

[Anonymous No.53134245]

>>53134233
>dovish as fuck
To you. Not the MM who are hooked on helicopter cash

[Anonymous No.53134249]

>>53134235
need some memes of an epic showdown of The Bonds Market vs Jerome Powell.

[Anonymous No.53134251]

>>53133984
Kek this. Jerome screwed me over when he aimed hikes wouldnt happened until 2023 so I was gonna exit early 2022 or mid 2022. Wew omly for him to start in 2022, i should've stopped before 2022 evem started.
>but muh fed ways overprojects and over assumes but never goes through with it
Oh yeah? Then why did they start early rather than say 2024?

>>53134114
Didnt apple, the biggest holding in spy, say there were gonna be worse this year?

[Anonymous No.53134254]

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

[Anonymous No.53134256]

>>53134235
as soon as 2years break 5, buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.53134258]

>I trusted a woman
Sorry chuds I did you dirty. I should have listened.

[Anonymous No.53134259]

ONLY A GORILLA NIGGER COMMODITY RECOVERS FLAT AFTER LOSING HALF ITS VALUE IN A MONTH
NATGAS IS FOR FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.53134261]

>>53134220
I dunno, I did. It was clear inflation was going to stick around and the COVID loss of wagies meant the Fed formula would come out "hike".

2023 is where we see non-commodity prices plunge and economic contraction heem JOLTS numbers. That's looking ahead a few months while the FOMC only looks back a month.

[Anonymous No.53134264]

Leanhog bros, did we get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.53134276]

>invests in "The Widowmaker"
>complains that it's dicking him deep
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.53134279]

>>53134241
The company fears that earnings will go down, and is firing people in order to be more profitable in the future.

[Anonymous No.53134283]

>>53134245
MMs can hedge themselves with bonds. Arguably the yield is still negative considering current inflation yoy, but February-April, with inflation yoy probbaly leveling around 4.5ish and yields around 5ish, their is nothing to worry about

[Anonymous No.53134282]

>>53134241
Depends. Has your boss filed paperwork with HR? Have they been interviewing?

[Anonymous No.53134286]

pump on little volume.
Dump on big volume.
>I see what's happening here~

[Anonymous No.53134289]

>>53134254
Not a bad take. What purpose would a dividend have then?
What about companies like WMT that historically use their capital to do quarterly share buybacks, which acts like an invisible dividend and costs the company money?

[Anonymous No.53134291]

>>53134119
>be Jerome
>browse stock market general
>mad these punks think they know what theyre doing
>the audacity of being told to lower the rates by some kid gambling 3 figures at best
>get idea
>announce a controlled landing
>prolong rate hikes
>increase the maximum squeeze on arrogant anons
Kek, Jerome you're watching right?

[Anonymous No.53134295]

>>53134210
the market is a woman

[Anonymous No.53134297]

>>53134258
Is he transitioning?

[Anonymous No.53134299]

Should have liquidated at lunchtime but 14 dollars is 14 dollars.

[Anonymous No.53134303]

>>53134276
YOU ARE A GORILLA NIGGER

[Anonymous No.53134304]

>>53134261
"nobody" is an approximation of course. I still remember everyone said they would never hike at all, then 25bp and done, then 50 and done, then pivot by July, etc.

[Anonymous No.53134306]

>Buy SWPPX for Roth
>No chart of it on TradingView

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53134307]

>>53134251
apple sure is going to do worse
im a buyer of apple around 80 bucks :^)

[Anonymous No.53134310]

>>53134235
>They don't like being speculated against when they've made it clear what their plan is.
I noticed that. Funnier how theyve been questioned now regarding the stock market during their meetings, get the feeling Jerome is mad. It paints him as a bad guy when wall street is pumping but the average Joe is feeling the inflation squeeze. Typical person probably think Jerome is causing the pumps on stocks

[Anonymous No.53134318]

Fake and gay dump
You should be buying right now

[Anonymous No.53134322]

>>53134299
You make me smile

[Anonymous No.53134324]

Who Is Going To Win.

[Anonymous No.53134325]

>>53134286
It’s almost as if they purposely bid up markets to dump the goyim at higher prices but that can’t be; CNBC would have warned me about this!

[HARBNIGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.53134326]

>>53134318
buying my calls yes i agree

[Anonymous No.53134328]

>>53134318
bulls in shambles

[Anonymous No.53134330]

>>53134299
>14 dollars is 14 dollars.
dont forget to save 6 of those for uncle sam

[Anonymous No.53134332]

UNH boomer bros wtf is happening right now? My retirement AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53134337]

>>53134241
Neither. The only "labor shortage" is for jobs that most dont want and also pay poorly. Ive got the experience yet ignored for the decent jobs, oh yeah thats right they want someome with 10 years experience for the job requiring 1 years experience and paying as if you have 0 years experience.

I gotta make it off stocks, I dont want to be in the wagecage into old age.

[Anonymous No.53134338]

I can't trade this. I'm bored. When the power went out for a half hour last night my neighbour's 11 year old son was out with a flashlight proclaiming that this was the end of the world. I kind of wanted to believe him.

[Anonymous No.53134342]

>TSLA used to be worth $6,000/share at its peak before/after both stock splits

[Anonymous No.53134348]

>>53134185
Thanks for the laughs

[Anonymous No.53134349]

JEROME!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53134352]

In related news: I just got my energy bill for Dec. it was over $1000 for my electricity and gas….

What are the economic implications of these crippling energy prices?

[Anonymous No.53134355]

>>53134338
wholesome doom poster

[Anonymous No.53134358]

>>53134310
I would say it's not JPow's fault the market is delusional, but it kind of is, because the pivot in 2018 and sticking to "transitory" in 2021 conditioned investors that the Fed will always act to prop up markets no matter what.

[Anonymous No.53134359]

I made a post about a DXY 103 bounce and how we will retest DXY 115 a while back. Here's the 103 double bottom. FED reiterating higher for longer, aka bullish for the dollar. I think first half of this year we see DXY climb back.

[Anonymous No.53134360]

AAPL FLUSHED
PINS FLUSHED
HELE FLUSHED
FTNT FLUSHED
SPY FLUSHED

[Anonymous No.53134361]

>>53134330
Jokes on him I’m deducting those from my massive losses last year

[Anonymous No.53134362]

Crab day. Crab future.

[Anonymous No.53134366]

>>53134090
Fuck you CLF Tranny.
>Remember when you got reported to the SEC?
>Pepperidge Farm remembers

[Anonymous No.53134370]

>>53134304
Sure, but patterns in the market repeat until they don't. It's nailing the inflection point that matters.

So when does the Fed give up and the dovish market get proven right? "Stock prices decline", "Lehman moments hit", and even "economy stumbles" aren't enough to trigger that, as we saw last year. "Unemployment numbers/JOLTS go to hell over the next couple months" likely is.

[Anonymous No.53134372]

>>53134342
not shorting tesla after musk bought twitter is going into my cringe compilation as one of my lifes dumbest events

[Anonymous No.53134377]

>>53134352
>Dec. it was over $1000 for my electricity and gas….
Wtf are you fucking living in, a stadium?

[Anonymous No.53134379]

>>53134337
There is definitely a labor shortage but it's a labor shortage based on apathy. 7 million millennials and gen z have completely dropped out of the labor market and have chosen to be NEETs. It's something thats really never happened before in American history.

[Anonymous No.53134381]

>>53134359
whats a good usd etf?

[Anonymous No.53134385]

>muh lil NasDump doin sum

[Anonymous No.53134388]

UH OH STINKY

[Anonymous No.53134389]

>>53134304
this everyone guy is wrong quite a lot

[Anonymous No.53134390]

>>53134348
Spy is still green

[Anonymous No.53134391]

>>53134359
DXY up and stocks up

[Anonymous No.53134393]

>>53134352
How?
I live in the middle of Florida and it's a bad month if I spend over 200 on water power and gas combined.

[Anonymous No.53134407]

So why did things take a shit when the Fed minutes came out if it was literally just a print copy of the information from the last meeting?

[Anonymous No.53134408]

>>53134370
There won't be a Lehman moment, just a grind down IMO. Stocks are still overvalued even after last year. At this time in 2022 the market was the most overvalued it's been in US history IMO

[Anonymous No.53134412]

>>53134306
Well it's a mutual fund, right? So its price only updates after market close every day. Look at SPY for your up-to-the-minute autism.

[Anonymous No.53134416]

>>53134407
dumb algo bots

[Anonymous No.53134417]

>>53134377
I do have a big house. About 5500 sqft of living space. I have the heat turned way down upstairs though cause I don’t even go up there. I had been running my gas fireplace a lot so gas use was up YoY slightly but electricity use was down. Still the bill is much larger. Was over 600$ in November as well.

[Anonymous No.53134418]

>>53134407
stop posting niggers nigger

[Anonymous No.53134424]

>>53134264
ADM also getting butchered.

[Anonymous No.53134427]

Alright, im out for today boys.
Let me know how it ends.

[Anonymous No.53134440]

>>53134328
Kek days like this really show there are still mumus around. For all the bobo posting I see you dont really see these "bobos" crying about their so called loss on these pumps. Doesmt help the bobo pics are usually funny while mumu is meh.

Just how far are we from the bottom!? You'd think they'd have given up by now, SPYs dropped $100 from ath. A near 25% cut from the top.

[Anonymous No.53134446]

Look at the Dow being ~4% off ATH with basically any of your favorite leading economic indicators pointing downward and tell me the market isn't overvalued KEK

[Anonymous No.53134451]

>>53134310
Such is life in the boom/bust economy.

>>53134324
Always death by fire. Inflation can be excused away, deflation can't be.

[Anonymous No.53134453]

i boughted 200 shares of GOOG

[Anonymous No.53134460]

>>53134407
If you notice, we're just flat for the day. We took a dump because people speculated that the fed minutes would contain dovish sentiment. None was found, so price went back to neutral.

[Anonymous No.53134461]

>>53134241
>Coworker quits
>His position sits open for 6 months
>Replacement is hired but he lives 4 hours away and company is "hybrid"
>Replacement can't find housing, no vacant apartments
>Lives in a fucking hotel during the week and goes home for the weekend
>Finally capitulates after 4 months of not being able to find somewhere to live and quits
>Position still unfilled

[Anonymous No.53134465]

>>53134446
>>53134440
Faggot bear cope lol

[Anonymous No.53134467]

im getting bomb cycloned bros

[Anonymous No.53134470]

Is that all you got bobo? Nasdaq is barely red and spy is still green

[Anonymous No.53134476]

>>53134451
People are sick of the printing

[Anonymous No.53134477]

>>53134381
UUP, USDU if you want to short every other countries currency

[Anonymous No.53134486]

>>53134379
I can vouch for this as a neet. I'm trying to think of ways to escape the wage cage, have a few ideas. Waging isnt escape if I'm stuck in it until 62 or 64 or whatever the retirement age is. Unless I'm somehow saving $50k off a job every year after expenses to escape by no later than 50. Albeit Id rather escape prior to 40.

Stocks are one of the few ways I have a chance to. I did however blow that chance a few times.

[Anonymous No.53134488]

Blackrock suspends withdrawals, lmao

UK in hodl mode
it begins, can you feel it

[Anonymous No.53134490]

>>53134453
me boughted MSFT, GOOG and AMZN

[Anonymous No.53134492]

>>53134417
To add insult to injury they charge sales tax on top of the bill.

How the fuck you gonna tax fucking basic utilities?

I pay over $1500 a fucking week in taxes. Probably more if I really added them all up.

[Anonymous No.53134493]

1 minute candles are the only thing making me feel alive.

[Anonymous No.53134498]

Well my bastards looks like it's finally habbening. Tell me I'm not the only one that bought the generational bottom of VIXM today

[Anonymous No.53134505]

>>53134488
Short consumer discretionary lowes nike etc. Still bloated

[Anonymous No.53134511]

>>53134289
A dividend is a perfectly good way for a company to benefit its shareholders. Dividends are "irrelevant" in the sense that, in general, the investor doesn't benefit from favoring stocks with a certain dividend policy.

[Anonymous No.53134512]

>>53134379
Labor shortage = not enough immigrants to work for sub-minimum wage.

[Anonymous No.53134515]

>>53134493
this but weed and caffeine

[Anonymous No.53134518]

good
the stock market has been overvalued for years now, let it suffer

[Anonymous No.53134522]

>>53134498
What on earth are you doing

[Anonymous No.53134528]

>>53134090
FUCK Apple PE 20.5 convinced me not to put my life saving in it now

[Anonymous No.53134530]

>>53134488
hodl mode never fails to make me smile
literal clown world

[Anonymous No.53134533]

>>53134512
not to mention that we have open borders and millions of third world migrants with no skills or education are flooding into the united states and getting on welfare further putting stress on housing/healthcare/education while also driving up unemployment

[Anonymous No.53134536]

>>53134522
a combination of adevrtising and begging and trolling outside of /b/. Reported him with 2 ips

[Anonymous No.53134539]

Can't even imagine being long oil right now.

[Anonymous No.53134540]

>>53134465
>cope
But anon you just revealed your a mumu kek. You dont even understand the pump was likely based off the minutes expectations but mad that it also likely dumped based off the minutes. Kek how many bullish leaps have you been holding since early 2022 mumu

[Anonymous No.53134543]

>we rocket up, then down, then back up, then back down
>just to end at 382

[Anonymous No.53134546]

>>53134522
building generational wealth
>>53134536
imagine being this emo in 2023

[Anonymous No.53134552]

>>53134528
GOOG is 17 and google isn't pretending they know how to make cars

[Anonymous No.53134565]

>>53134488
>UK in hodl mode
qrd?

[Anonymous No.53134585]

jesus, tsla is such a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.53134586]

>>53134533
Labor shortage was a narrative during COVID when there was low immigration for obvious reasons

[Anonymous No.53134587]

>>53134565
https://twitter.com/business/status/1610678218322853888

[Anonymous No.53134591]

>>53134390
>spy opens 383
>currently 382
>somehow being lower than your open means your up .45%
This market is fake & gay. FDR ruined everything.

[Anonymous No.53134596]

>>53134116
i love white women

[Anonymous No.53134600]

Just reinvested my monthly JEPI distribution back into JEPI

[Anonymous No.53134606]

>>53134591
I believe it’s compared to previous day’s close

[Anonymous No.53134612]

>>53134486
Stocks are not the answer in and of itself. You need steady income. What you're doing now is gambling for a living. Basically all you're doing now is dooming yourself when you get older because you'll likely be broke.

[Anonymous No.53134622]

>>53134241
I work for the gov't and at least 98% of people could be laid off and no one would notice
same story for non-gov't just about 80% instead of 98%

[Anonymous No.53134632]

I missed so many plays today just because I swore to not trade today. FUCK ME

[Anonymous No.53134638]

>>53134552
Why would someone not buy google at this price? Fr

[Anonymous No.53134642]

>Elon Musk downsizes Twitter headquarters to two floors from six
Based Elon will soon make Twitter print money. Or maybe not.

[Anonymous No.53134655]

>>53134539
Haha yea, who would be holding oil haha

[Anonymous No.53134660]

>>53134355
rip pizzer

[Anonymous No.53134662]

>>53134638
Because i'd rather gamble on OIL.

[Anonymous No.53134661]

>>53134586
There was definitely no labor shortage during covid, but there sure as shit is now.

[Anonymous No.53134663]

So load up on more YANG?

[Anonymous No.53134666]

>>53134379
No pussy, no work.

[Anonymous No.53134670]

>>53134552
Alphabet has a history of pretending to know how to make self-driving cars, smartphones, game consoles, ar/vr glasses and other nonsense.

[Anonymous No.53134671]

BRAPGAS GORILLA NIGGER DUMPING MORAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAG

[Anonymous No.53134674]

>>53134638
CEO

[Anonymous No.53134675]

Why are Beverage Stocks (PEP and KO) specifically going down? Did something happen?

[Anonymous No.53134685]

Schizo market.

[Anonymous No.53134688]

I bought some YANG

[Anonymous No.53134689]

>>53134666
Can we meet in the middle with bussy?

[Anonymous No.53134690]

>>53134655
Glad none of us are that stupid lol

[Anonymous No.53134691]

OOOOOOOOO SLURP BUYBUYBUYBUUY REDDIT BUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.53134694]

>>53134638
google is not going to make it. Its ad bussines is slowly dying and they didnt manage to create anything sucessful since then. A company that lives of past glory. Fucking meta has higher chances to make it with their vr play

[Anonymous No.53134698]

>>53134642
The largest expense of businesses is payroll, and the 2nd is rent. Twitter will be doing great in a year or two.

[Anonymous No.53134724]

>>53134446
The Dow is going to fall more but probably not that much more and probably not for long. This crash is not the result of a fundamental lie in finance which affects all sectors directly, but merely 500 gorillian dollars in free credit pumped into grifts, scams, and speculative nonsense. In other words, this isn't 08, it's the dot com bubble. Tech shit will get the rope, as more and more companies start to realize that they've been taken for a ride in terms of online advertisement, while industry should only stumble a bit.

[Anonymous No.53134732]

>>53134694
google is a branch of the government at this point like all the big tech companies. impossible for them to get in too bad of shape.

[Anonymous No.53134734]

>>53134408
The BOJ snapping, LDIs in England, Credit Suisse... those are all the sorts of Lehman type fires I was referring to. Post-2020 central banks seem to be coordinated enough that those fires get put out though.

I think you're right about grinding down and overvaluation. Up until Jerome Powell steps to that podium one of these months anyway.

[Anonymous No.53134737]

When to buy GoyBase (COIN)?

[Anonymous No.53134744]

What's up with Paypal?

[Anonymous No.53134746]

Holy poomp, why am i not buying or doing anything today wtf

[Anonymous No.53134747]

>SOXL outperforming the market now

[Anonymous No.53134749]

>>53134694
Their profit margin, cash flow and balance sheet have been improving every year

[Anonymous No.53134757]

Power Hour

[Anonymous No.53134762]

>>53134694
What is crazy is that they don’t really have a moat on their products outside of YouTube. Microsoft could easily attack Google Search and Google Docs just by caring a little more about Microsoft Office and Bing.

[Anonymous No.53134771]

>>53134688
can you imagine

[Anonymous No.53134774]

>>53134698
Need to have revenue too lmao

[Anonymous No.53134783]

>>53134232
>trusting a magical made up sky daddy
>over skynet
ngmi. You never had a chance.

[Anonymous No.53134788]

>>53134762
>Microsoft could easily attack Google Search
Theyre already doing this by bankrolling ChatGPT

[Anonymous No.53134789]

>>53134771
yes

[Anonymous No.53134803]

>>53134600
This is a classic sign of a pyramid or Ponzi scheme. Be careful!

[Anonymous No.53134806]

YANG bros I’m gonna be sick

[Anonymous No.53134809]

>>53134734
ECB somehow holds the keys to the global economy at this point thanks to Southern Europe’s inability to bank haha

[Anonymous No.53134810]

>>53134724
T. midwit.
Companies have an advertising budget and it has to go somewhere. Do you really think they're kicking themselves going "aww shucks we shouldve bought ads in wired magazine, CNN tv slots, and iHeartRadio we fucked up!" Sure the numbers are cooked, but they've been cooked as long as Nielsen has been around too.

[Anonymous No.53134814]

>>53134806
>shorting the only country economically challenging the USA
ngmi

[Anonymous No.53134819]

>>53134789
I’ve been slapped in the face only once in my entire life

[Anonymous No.53134821]

>>53134806
Good thing we don't bet on chinese trash here.

[Anonymous No.53134825]

>>53134819
>I’ve been slapped in the face only once in my entire life
Make bigger trades

[Anonymous No.53134828]

>>53134783
>sky daddy

[Anonymous No.53134829]

>All these YANG bros suffering
Is it time to enter?

[Anonymous No.53134830]

>>53134689
One of those crazy but horny FtM bitches and you've got a deal.

Also 100% remote because I believe ZM is a buy here.

[Anonymous No.53134837]

Any clue why Beverage Stocks are down today?

[Anonymous No.53134838]

SOXL $50 EOM

[Anonymous No.53134844]

>>53134806
What's your average, fren?

[Anonymous No.53134843]

>>53134675
They kneel before the superior KDP.

[Anonymous No.53134846]

>>53134788
I saw they are considering an AI generated answer at the top of search results. That would be an order of magnitude worse for Google than the Facebook-Apple drama

[Anonymous No.53134848]

>>53134825
I’m so lucky I almost can’t believe it

[Anonymous No.53134855]

>>53134809
What's her endgame?

[Anonymous No.53134857]

>>53134829
Time to enter BILI
Make anime real again.

[Anonymous No.53134861]

>>53134688
guy all the way on the side only gets half the spanks

[Anonymous No.53134870]

>>53134855
Do you think she was pretty 40 years ago?

[Anonymous No.53134871]

>>53134810
They're going to shrink their advertisement budgets you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.53134874]

>>53134828
Shouldn't you be kissing some nigger's Jordans, cuck?

[Anonymous No.53134882]

SAVA is squeezing.

[Anonymous No.53134883]

>>53134843
>Check stock history
>Check dividend Yeild.

Alright, you convinced me, I'm adding KDP to my beverage section next to KO and PEP. Thanks, Anon!

[Anonymous No.53134885]

>>53134830
>FtM
>not MtF
I apologize anon, we don't hire fags.

[Anonymous No.53134887]

>>53134870
Well that's relative. Prettier than Cathie?

[Anonymous No.53134891]

>>53134379
am millennial and the chance of me still working full time past age 40 is zero

[Anonymous No.53134894]

>>53134855
complaining about bitcoin more then dave ramsey

[Anonymous No.53134896]

>>53134855
Financial cock cages.

[Anonymous No.53134900]

Gradually I began to ____

[Anonymous No.53134902]

>>53134803
Have SEC regulated ETF's ever been outed as a Ponzi scheme? I only have faith in JEPI's returns because it is managed by JP Morgan and regulated by the SEC.

[Anonymous No.53134904]

>>53134844
I can't tell what's different about her makeup. Buy Loreal.

[Anonymous No.53134912]

>>53134844
$9.50

[Anonymous No.53134913]

>>53134871
>>53134871
>They're going to shrink their advertisement budgets you fucking idiot.
Hilarious. You've never worked in an actual business, right?

[Anonymous No.53134914]

>>53134887
I don’t think cathie can compete

[Anonymous No.53134915]

how funny would it be if we just traded in this range for the entire year

[Anonymous No.53134916]

>>53134749
sounds like stagnation
>>53134762
youtube has no moat, just people that got used to it. And those people get older while younger users are multi platform. Amazon and others have been eating slowly but consistently youtubes market share

[Anonymous No.53134917]

>>53134902
>because it is managed by JP Morgan

[Anonymous No.53134919]

>>53134885
And with your post I just secured a clean $50k settlement. You'll be hearing from my lawyer and I *won't* be rejoining the labor force for another two years.

[Anonymous No.53134923]

>>53134803
Cmon dude get real

[Anonymous No.53134924]

>>53134358
>the Fed will always act to prop up markets
I believe that the Fed this time is honestly trying to get out of zero interest rates forever.
Id they succeed, they will make a traditional low-maintenance investment strategy of 60/40 feasible again. Not the worst thing to happen if you can earn interest on your savings again.

[Anonymous No.53134927]

>>53134846
>>53134788
See, google is a partner in OpenAI which made chat-gpt. They already have access to that AI tech.

The problem is google is a fucking pussy when it comes to releasing products with that tech, part of it because of ESG fears (racist chatbots!) , the other part is that the higher ups KNOW its a threat to their core search product. Meta and MS both have released AI chatbots, and both were taken down once people figured out how to make them say 'nigger'.

[Anonymous No.53134929]

>>53134915
I might die of laughter

[Anonymous No.53134933]

>>53134917
If they're good enough for Jeff E, they're good enough for me.

[Anonymous No.53134937]

>bought SI puts on the 31st
God fucking dammit

[Anonymous No.53134943]

>>53134874
Shouldn't you be lecturing your parents on how real communism hasn't been tried.

[Anonymous No.53134944]

>CLF tranny back
Bullish for /smg/ desu senpai

[Anonymous No.53134947]

>>53134917
Two marvs??

[Anonymous No.53134950]

>>53134937
Never bet against innovation, especially innovation in fraud.

[Anonymous No.53134955]

NUGT making gains

[Anonymous No.53134956]

anyone ever been to great wolf lodge? I'm a cheapfuck and how do I go about sneaking beer into the water park so I don't have to buy mr shekelsteins overpriced beer

[Anonymous No.53134960]

>>53134900
FOMO

[Anonymous No.53134961]

*farts in the thread killing everyone instantly*

[Anonymous No.53134962]

>>53134900
sell naked calls for real parmesan reggiano

[Anonymous No.53134965]

>>53134843
My portfolio has been expanded, thank you anon

[Anonymous No.53134966]

>>53134927
>partner
doesnt mean shit. everybody partners with everybody in someway in hope to leech of the others profits, ready to toss them away if they become liabilities or if better options open.
goes in both directions

[Anonymous No.53134968]

>>53134917
JPM is one of the most trustworthy/stable investment banks

[Anonymous No.53134969]

>>53134927
>both were taken down once people figured out how to make them say 'nigger'.
That was the worst they could do?

[Anonymous No.53134973]

>>53134956
stay home snd enjoy the imitation slip and slide you made with a stolen tarp

[Anonymous No.53134974]

>>53134961
based

[Anonymous No.53134976]

>>53134961
*one man left standing*

[Anonymous No.53134977]

>>53134969
I think /pol/ managed to make the Microsoft one start talking favorably about Hitler IIRC.

[Anonymous No.53134978]

I trust JPM with my silver and gold.

[Anonymous No.53134984]

THE BOTTOM IS IN

[Anonymous No.53134985]

>>53134955
That "$30k in SILJ calls" anon might just make it.

[Anonymous No.53134990]

>>53134241
>company has yet to replace him after months
Why should they? Did the company go out of business without him?

Never forget: people losing jobs is bullish.

[Anonymous No.53134992]

>>53134961
Nice try

[Anonymous No.53134994]

>>53134977
Don’t they see the chat bot was only joking

[Anonymous No.53134996]

>>53134977
It went so far that Tay started conversations with followers calling them out on being niggers or jews. Took us three days

[Anonymous No.53135000]

I bought puts

[Anonymous No.53135001]

>>53134900
Push my fingers into my EYEEEEES

[Anonymous No.53135002]

>>53134861
Woman logic

[Anonymous No.53135003]

>>53134969
>>53134977
>They don't know the story of Tay
Look it up. And prepare to have your heart broken.

[Anonymous No.53135006]

Today's progress so far

https://youtu.be/RqrNKoCng0A

[Anonymous No.53135009]

Intel chads will inherit the earth

[Anonymous No.53135022]

just checking in to keep my claim on Lizzie active

[Anonymous No.53135024]

Hmm... when I left this morning, I had gains. But when I get back, I have fewer gains
Who do I contact for an explanation regarding this phenomenon?

[Anonymous No.53135025]

>>53134985
he must have insider knowledge

[Anonymous No.53135026]

>>53134943
Niggerlover. Enjoy your brown "Christian" grandkids boomer retard.

[Anonymous No.53135027]

>>53134927
GOOG has the worst CEO in tech, that's what it is

[Anonymous No.53135032]

>>53135024
Depends. We route your call based on what your portfolio holds.

[Anonymous No.53135033]

I bought NFLX puts . How fucked i am?

[Anonymous No.53135041]

>>53135003
Sad

[Anonymous No.53135042]

Bears, do you really feel in charge with 40 minutes left?

[Anonymous No.53135043]

>>53135033
hey atleast we get fucked together

[Anonymous No.53135046]

>>53134600
mine were automatically invested. .21 shares on owning two shares.

[Anonymous No.53135048]

>>53135032
Oh thank you sir
My portfolio is mostly leveraged NASDAQ ETFs

[Anonymous No.53135049]

Tesla is gonna have another 15% tomorrow and if you know, you know. Time for calls was last winter. This is the reckoning

[Anonymous No.53135051]

>>53134985
Yeah he's gonna make out like a bandit if his calls were long term enough

[Anonymous No.53135052]

>>53135006

[Anonymous No.53135056]

>>53135042

[Anonymous No.53135057]

>>53134600
Friendly reminder that you owe taxes on dividends re-invested, but buybacks pay no taxes.

[Anonymous No.53135058]

mumu pls pump vvos

[Anonymous No.53135061]

Eh it's all pretty boring. We're just going to trade in this range until some really shitty earnings comes out either this quarter or next. Finna just set some alerts to see if the market is actually moving so I can come shitpost.

Boring wait until The Great Redemption.

[Anonymous No.53135062]

>>53135052
I can save Barb

[Anonymous No.53135065]

>>53134961
why does asuka have such a huge ass?

[Anonymous No.53135066]

>>53135043
Maybe not this time . We might make it

[Anonymous No.53135072]

>>53135048
Ah, I see, yes. Let me get you connected to Travis Quentin Quinn Quarles. He's in charge of that department. One moment.

[Anonymous No.53135078]

I am so close to FOMOing on TSLA

[Anonymous No.53135086]

>>53135057
I can’t hear you from my tax advantaged account!

[Anonymous No.53135087]

>>53135048
I bought UPRO/TQQQ january of last year
I'm down like 75%

[Anonymous No.53135090]

>>53135078
a family of 4 survived driving off a cliff, i don't know what's more bullish than that

[Anonymous No.53135099]

>>53135072
Oh noes...

[Anonymous No.53135104]

How much longer till SPX goes to 3200

[Anonymous No.53135109]

>>53134393
Maybe he's in Euro

[Anonymous No.53135110]

>>53135087
So, are you going to hold until you’re green?

[Anonymous No.53135116]

>>53135090
i thought that was a hyundai?

[Anonymous No.53135118]

TLH isn't going down to 100 like i planned
or if it is, it's taking it's sweet time about it

[Anonymous No.53135121]

>>53135052
cursed image...

[Anonymous No.53135127]

>>53135118
this needs to add "retard spamming cat reaction images"

[Anonymous No.53135128]

>>53135104

[Anonymous No.53135131]

>>53134150
https://dps.psx.com.pk/company/BERG

[Anonymous No.53135134]

>>53134855
Retire soon, before any possible failure becomes evident. Give motivational speeches for WEF young leaders.

[Anonymous No.53135136]

>>53135086
Friendly reminder that tax-advantaged accounts aren't gonna help you until 64 years old (currently 59.5).
You should plan to maximize the period of your life worth living, rather than maximize your future hospital bills.

[Anonymous No.53135138]

>>53135116

[Anonymous No.53135140]

>>53135127

[Anonymous No.53135144]

>>53134417
Don't use the gas fireplace. It just sucks cold air into the building and doesn't actually produce much heat at all relative to the massive amount of gas it uses. There's a reason Ben Franklin invented the franklin stove. Fireplaces are all just ornamental unless you have a super old house. My house was built in 1860 and even its fireplace is just ornamental and not really useful for heating the house.

[Anonymous No.53135157]

>>53135138
how much of a loser do you have to be to fuck up driving off of a cliff

[Anonymous No.53135158]

>>53135127

[Anonymous No.53135161]

>>53135136
>Friendly reminder that tax-advantaged accounts aren't gonna help you until 64 years old (currently 59.5).
Not quite. SEPPs/72t's give you flexibility: https://www.investopedia.com/articles/retirement/02/112602.asp

[Anonymous No.53135163]

>>53134440
You guys are such noobs. I hasn't even gotten really bad yet. The dotcom bust lasted 4 years. The financial system had to reach the point of collapse before the 08 problem was resolved (kicked the can down the road).

[Anonymous No.53135166]

Jerome won...

[Anonymous No.53135168]

>>53135162
>>53135162
>>53135162
>>53135162
>>53135162

[Anonymous No.53135169]

>>53135078
What price???

[Anonymous No.53135173]

>>53135157

[Anonymous No.53135175]

>>53135127
What are you trying to say exactly?!

[Anonymous No.53135178]

>>53135166
kek

[Anonymous No.53135184]

>>53135173
kek

[Anonymous No.53135186]

>>53135166
you're god damn right
and don't fucking forget it

[Anonymous No.53135198]

>>53135173

[Anonymous No.53135200]

>>53135186
UNSTOPPABLE

[Anonymous No.53135207]

>>53135138
>>53135173
>pajeet
>tsla
>california
>multiple charges
Makes sense.

[Anonymous No.53135209]

>>53135066
Sold for a 30 gain, I dont feel like risking it

[Anonymous No.53135227]

>>53135136
If you make 10000% gains trading your roth, its well worth it to merely take the 10% penalty to withdraw it and live the easy life in your 40s.

5 mil tax free now and you lose 500k? Or wait til youre 65 (probably will be made 70 eventually) to have that money?

Easy decision IMO.

[Anonymous No.53135234]

>>53135110
yup, it's in my roth. how long you think it'll take? 10 or 20 years

[Anonymous No.53135240]

>>53135227
>The IRS hates him

[Anonymous No.53135273]

>>53134900
regret

[Anonymous No.53135282]

>>53135273
>gradually

[Anonymous No.53135311]

>>53134539
>>53134655
>>53134690

It's gonna turn around any minute now

[Anonymous No.53135337]

>>53135161
You're still gated by life expectancy, pushing half the withdrawals into the 59.5+ ages. You can't make adjustments easily.
It can be worth it, but anything you do in these tax-advantaged accounts should be a side-show for your main account. It may benefit you some day, but not today.

>>53135227
It's a 10% penalty, plus taxes. It'd all count as income, not longterm cap gains. You'd keep 2.5 mil. Unless you're in California, then you'd keep closer to 2 mil.

[Anonymous No.53135488]

The stock market and bond market don’t believe The Fed will keep rates up through 2023.
WTF do they think is going to happen?