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53124829 No.53124829 [Reply] [Original]

You have no clue what's coming.
January 6th. That's all I can say for now.

>> No.53124851

Another Trump rally?

>> No.53124854

I see you've been reading CLG's tweets as well. On the 6th we beat the market makers by all buying 6 link at 6pm eastern.

>> No.53124867
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>>53124829

>> No.53124885

>>53124829
Nice, more hopium

>> No.53124977

>>53124829
stop being a bandwagoner

>> No.53125029

>>53124854
>>53124885
>>53124977
I can't say too much since there's a NDA.
Just know that it's going to be the best day of your lives

>> No.53125043
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price of a bigmac in canada is 5.69$
the prophecy has been fufilled its a stable big mac burger coin

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>>53125029

>> No.53125177

>>53124829
How many more weeks?

>> No.53125179

Insider here. I’ll be wearing a decorative cross pendant on my chain if you catch my drift

>> No.53125185
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kek let the hopium flow OP
stinkers will be crushed again when nothing happens

>> No.53125209

>>53124829
Sergey leads a coup?

>> No.53125220

Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen, their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver..and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever

>> No.53125232

>>53124867
That pic would pair nicely with the 4 types of fudders pasta

>> No.53125252

>>53125220
Is this pasta? I like the way its written. Like if Link or any crypto really mooned insanely in one day, so much that everyone on the whole planet started buying it, that would be nuts. Sell at least 10% of your stack if this happens guys, don't get greedy.

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>>53125220
It's pasta like this that makes chainlink all worth it, regardless of price.

>> No.53125744

>>53124829
You the same mother fucker that told me this yesterday??? You said it was today??

>> No.53125798

>>53125252
It's very stale pasta. Years old.
Obtw this entire thread is created by a bitter fudder. It's the same thing as the WTFWT posting. They want to erode our morale, demoralising us, taking away our ability to think positively about the token. By constantly giving us set dates to be excited about and eventually disappointed by they believe we will come to associate Chainlink with those same feelings of disappointment and come to believe that nothing will ever really happen.
It's all very gay and jewish.
I can't sell but I buy more each week.
$1000 EOY.

>> No.53125860

>>53125798
>I can't sell but I buy more each week.
If everybody makes it nobody does.

>> No.53125875

>>53124885
This is ditch copium though. Really low grade shit that pretty much just makes you dizzy and gives you a headache later.

>> No.53125903

>>53125798
The level of seethe that Stakers get for simply stating the truth that they cannot sell, is hilarious.
>t. Staked my entire stack and am still buying more weekly.

>> No.53125927

>>53125860
I agree. Fortunately Chainlink is an under performing shitcoin that even those who care to investigate, which is not many, tend to pass by. As you say, not everybody can make it.

>> No.53125935

>>53125927
>those who care to investigate, which is not many, tend to pass by.
Everyone owns chainlink because people shilled and fudded it too hard. Now even your mom likely owned link, link is not special or hidden.

>> No.53125976

>>53125935
>link is not special or hidden.
Yes it is.

>> No.53126003

>>53125976
How. Look at holder count.

>> No.53126004
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don't care about meme dates and never selling

>> No.53126018

>>53126003
It's rank 24. It deserves rank 1. It will be rank 1 with a market cap 100x rank 2, in a few short years.
It is VERY hidden, and EXTREMELY special.
I will not discuss this further, you are a disgusting pleb. Good day.

>> No.53126036

>>53126018
Nice cope. In reality you'll be lucky to see six bucks.

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>>53125252
I staked my whole stack so now I cant sell.

>> No.53128045

>>53124851
kek!

>> No.53128120

>>53124829
nothing

>> No.53128136

ze dumpz will return

>> No.53128158

>>53124867
what ever loser, link is going to 0
>muh enterprise
>muh ccip

>> No.53128322

>>53124829
You gonna shit and piss?

>> No.53128510

>>53125903
Fuck you bro, I was on vacation, first in years.
Without my ledger and I couldn't stake, I wasn't gonna bringy laptop and ledger to the third world shit hole I was in
I missed staking after obsession over link for years

>> No.53128527

>>53128510
genuine question, in hindsight why the fuck would you want to stake? it looks like shit and I genuinely regret staking 15% of my stack
assuming this isn't a shill baitpost obviously

>> No.53129537

>>53125029
I like to shit on linkies as much as the next guy, but this is just mean kek.

>> No.53129543

>>53128527
Financial domination/cuckoldry fetish.
Unironically.

>> No.53129668

>>53125252
>Is this pasta
No he just wrote it today. You can tell by this line
>Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic

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>>53124829
>>53125029
NOG