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>Damar.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/
>enfant
>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
>lapin
>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>chatte
>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/BondCenter/Default.jsp

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>>53120133

>> No.53121194
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First for India smells.

>> No.53121199
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Why the fuck is BILI pumping? Why is all chinkshit pumping, even?

>> No.53121198
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My new years resolution is to continue not to take the vaxx

>> No.53121207

Any hope for natgas?

>> No.53121212

Remember to wash your hands before shaking my hand, jeets.

>> No.53121214

Tesla's American charging network alone is worth like $15B.

>> No.53121216

>>53121214
So yuo be sayin we can score some copper?

>> No.53121225
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>>53121194
Show a little respect to CRBP pajeet please

>> No.53121227

Are you buying volatility or are you selling volatility

>> No.53121230
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>>53121181
>futures

>> No.53121233

Pakistan > India

>> No.53121235

>>53121225
what in the absolute cringe is this shit

>> No.53121240

>>53121225
>>53121225
>CRBP
You know, now that you mention it, there's been a distinct lack of bio shitcoin company shilling lately. Like where'd that Cassava guy go?

>> No.53121243

>>53121207
Unlike oil it can't go negative, right? Right?

>> No.53121244

>>53121233
pakistan is a shit hole as well, just full of terrorists.

>> No.53121248

>>53121240
He was stinking up the last thread with an inferiority complex and a lack of flushing.

>> No.53121249
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>>53121235
>he doesn't know
Sir and dearpilled

>> No.53121254

>>53121240
What the fuck? did you just call SAVA a shitcoin? You do realize they cured Alzheimers with their biomarker data having a correlation of 0.99 and it was all done in 28 days. SAVA is not a shitcoin. Fuck you.

>> No.53121256

>>53121235
simps being simps

>> No.53121258

>>53121244
Any country without pure aryans is shit anon

>> No.53121259
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>>53121249
India was a mistake

>> No.53121262
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sold my -94% bag for 75 american dollars last week

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>>53121254
>You do realize they cured Alzheimers
I forgot because I have Alzheimer's.

>> No.53121265

>>53121214
It's pretty much their only competitive advantage and $15B is 4% of their market cap.

>> No.53121267

>>53121244
Pakistani food is the best food on this planet to be hernesto

>> No.53121268

>>53121235
this is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ox7yAJBd74

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>>53121194
>>53121162
This tendency can be seen in their chess playing as well. The most popular way for beginners and intermediate indians to play chess is gimmick opening traps. If they don't succeed in pulling off the trap, they will do spite things like stop playing and let their time run out instead of resigning. It's so bad when you're playing on chesscom and you see an india flag next to your opponent's name, you just know you're in for some bullshit.
>>53121199
China markets enjoy contrarian price actions

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>>53121263
boomer tier humor but it still got me bro

>> No.53121278

>>53121199
They're probably just rallying because they're finally opening up again.

>> No.53121281

>>53121268
I couldn't make it 30 seconds holy cringe

>> No.53121282

>>53121214
>implying TSLA is a buy
Nah this shit has at the very least another 35-40% to fall from here. Look I've liked reading into the twitter files, and finding out about how the election was stolen from the American people, but now that the cat is out of the bag, people are going to realize that fucking electric car and climate change memes are the next big lies that will get exposed. There's no such thing as global warming, and the electric cars actually create more pollution and are worse for the environment than your standard vehicle. Don't get me started on the blue jew diesel exhaust fluid scam. I can't wait until Elon releases the Diesel Exhaust Fluid Files. People need to wake up.

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>stock market general
>an Indian appears
>entire anonymous people from all over the world gather together to shit (not literally, Rajesh) on him and his shithole (literally, Rajesh) of a country

I love you guys

>> No.53121288

>>53121267
Never even heard of it, I fortunately dont live in that diverse of an area

>> No.53121290

>>53121265
you think the charging network is registered under TSLA?
I don't see any reason it would be

>> No.53121294

any of you fellow /biz/ bros gambling degens?

>> No.53121295

When do we start buying?

>> No.53121298

>>53121198

Based me 2 desu.

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>>53121298

>> No.53121307

>>53121282
no, namequeer, I'm implying that TSLA could go to zero and Elon >>53121290
would sell the network to Ford or somebody and stay hecka rich

>> No.53121313

I watched Dayshift on Netflix last night and it was pretty entertaining for a b-list netflix movie

>> No.53121315
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>>53121294
Where do you think we are?

>> No.53121317

>>53121287
Fragile mayo monkey

>> No.53121320

>>53121281

In fairness to Indian zoomers, pretty much everything on social media is retarded shit like that.

>> No.53121324

>>53121282
I mean they moved the DEF ports from under the hood to next to the gas tank, and when you're drunk it's really easy to pour your blue Jew into the gas tank which fucks the whole thing up.

>> No.53121327

>>53121287
Every time I bring up non controversial facts about how much worse White american culture is at raising their kids compared to Indian american culture i cause a riot, basically

like holy fuck lol it should not cause whites this much seethe when you point out that indian-americans have their priorities (academics, career) far straighter than white americans

>> No.53121328

Didn't musk have leveraged loans for twitter buy out based on his TSLA shares. What price is he getting margin called.

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>>53121287
I hope to meet toe sucking pajeet at the /smg/ meetup. I'm sure he has fun stories to tell.

>> No.53121331

>>53121294
John Rocker's primary brokerage account is DraftKings.

>> No.53121332

>>53121320
True bro, true.

>> No.53121334

>>53121307
TSLA and SpaceX could go to 0 and Elon will still be rich. He sold at the top.

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>>53121295
It's a ways yet to the bottom of the channel if that trend continues. It could double bottom temporarily and try to rally from that. So around 356 on spy if it heads that direction.
(I will not be held liable for catastrophic losses)

>> No.53121338

>>53121315
I meant casino games, not the wall street casino
i love vegas

>> No.53121345

Waiting for the next AI ice age when even retard VCs figure out this version of AI is STILL equivalent to nested if-else statements
Waiting for the next "OMFG SPACE" ice age when retards again realize there is no reason to actually put humans into space for another few decades.

>> No.53121346

Okay I'm usually not "that guy" but Tesla is fucking oversold at this point. Like unironically who is actually selling after a 40% loss? Makes 0 sense.

Like if anything people should be buying more at these prices.

>> No.53121348

>>53121313
Yeah I agree it was entertaining NFLX goyslop. NFLX releases 20 movies a month maybe 2 are watchable. but those 10% of movies will be pretty solid

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>>53121287
Likewise.

>> No.53121351

>>53121329
Dont forget to take lots of pics anon.
We need some new memes here

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>>53121327
Stop investing in the American markets. Go back to toilet worship.
Just because Crypto shit the bed doesn’t mean you get to shit up smg.
What an obnoxious race.

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Wait, are you faggots seriously going to Vegas?

>> No.53121369

>>53121346
>oversold

HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN BOYS

>> No.53121370

>>53121295
Tesla

>> No.53121372

>>53121346
>oversold
Uhoh here he comes, I can hear his fat soi fingers typing

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>>53121294
yup
i sold 1 RIO covered call today

>> No.53121380

>>53121348
I wish we could have seen more of the latina vampire chick, she was hot af

>> No.53121381

>>53121199
All the institutions that sold 6 months ago are crawling back to provide me with some nice exit liquidity.

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>>53121331
I didn't have very good night last night on my market exchange...

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>>53121278
BABA and BIDU are only up by <5%. In general, they're opening again and lessening lockdowns but BILI just dropped a ton of short interest in the month of December.

>> No.53121387

>>53121327
whites hate themselves and by extension their offspring
so it's no wonder that they do so much to sabotage their own legacy

>> No.53121389

>>53121384
>he didn't take a dead vaxxie for +1000000

ngmi

>> No.53121392

>>53121384
Where’s my update Rocker?
I’ve been watching your channel since the first one. What the fuck.

>> No.53121395

>>53121346
oh my sweet summer child... you're playing with fire and your going to get fucked.

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Minty kisses
In the morning
I'mthe cake, and
You're the frosting
Wake me up like
Sleeping Beauty
Peppermint love
I'm a new me

Minty kisses
In the morning
I'm the cake, and
You're the frosting

We could stay here
For a lifelong
Sleep in flowers
Live in love songs

>> No.53121400

The United States stock market is undersold

>> No.53121402

>>53121365
I was born and raised in the USA and most likely have superior English literacy skills to you (a White American).
Watching White kids from White-dominant public school districts struggle to write at a college level was hilarious. There's a reason house prices in Indian neighborhoods are far higher than elsewhere - the schools.

>> No.53121403

is TSA pre check worth it?

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>>53121397
a nice return to form from poem anon

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How many posters in here are Jeets? This could determine the future of smg.

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>>53121345
You're about 6 years too late to be spreading Space FUD.

>> No.53121412

>>53121380
I'm starting to get a fetish for that Mexican dude that plays Wednesday. I'm considering getting Netflix for one month just to watch as fap bait.
>>53121389
I didn't bet on any sports this weekend despite the fact I picked basically every NFL game right I'm fucking dumb.

>> No.53121413

>>53121338
Nah, I have a lot more fun with the stock market. There's an element of chaos that you don't get from the fixed probabilities in a casino.

>> No.53121414

>>53121402
what

>> No.53121415

>>53121407
I'm not him, its from a song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXUNkvNoR3g

>> No.53121418

Please fucking god stop selling.

>> No.53121424

>>53121392
I'll probably make one this weekend. Depends how fucking lousy the losers that work for me perform this week.

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>The JPY
How are such central banks actions even be legal. Fuck them for making my next trip less cheap, alongside my camera and lenses I intended to buy over there. We can't win against CBs.

>> No.53121428

>>53121402
Ok congrats. So take your superior self back to India & get out of the hellhole of American. You'll go soon right?

>> No.53121429

>>53121402
I thought it was the plumbing?

>> No.53121433

>>53121400
nah right now the amerisharts are unable to afford the gasoline to get to the wall-marts so not only are the wal-marts hurting, but the oil companies are hurting too, and since the wal-marts aren't making money, they're going to lay off their employees so this further hurts the oil companies since those are the only people driving, so the oil companies lay off people which means they don't have money to shop at the wal-marts. it's just a never ending spiral that's going to continue until we get another round of $2000 checks.

>> No.53121438

>>53121418
Very nice dump right now

>> No.53121442

>>53121425
BOJ already talking about capitulating, JPY is finished.

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>>53121418
*hits le sell button

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Okay faggots, explain this, how the actual fuck is Bitcoin still crabbing while the market/nasd-ack just got the customary raping?
I'm gonna say it:
>Oversooooold

>> No.53121448

>>53121433
Was at Walmart last night. I don't even think they employ cashier's anymore. You literally have to scan and bag your own shit, no exceptions.

>> No.53121450

>>53121444
boy do I hate musical comedy

>> No.53121451
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>>53121408
I become jeet tier when around women of any race if that counts

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>>53121444

>> No.53121454

>>53121402
>superior English literacy skills
>capitalize W in white
F

>> No.53121455

i told you all this morning
damar hamlin was the only thing holding the market up
guess what time this morning his soul officially left his body

>> No.53121456

>>53121454
It's a proper noun, chud.

>> No.53121460

>>53121446
Dividend yields spiked in 2008 because of the sell-off, nothing like that has happened yet, dividend yields are basically flat. Stocks aren't cheap.

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>>53121446
DON'T FUCKING SAY IT, DO NOT SAY THE "O" WORD THIS IS NOT A REQUEST

>> No.53121461

tesla about to pump

>> No.53121463

>>53121455
I bought PFE puts because of Hamlin.

>> No.53121464

>>53121446
>Bitcoin
Never heard of it

>> No.53121466

>>53121425
Seems like everyone I know has plans to go to Japan in the next year, and these are normal people. I had planned on going in December but couldn't find any cheap flights.

>> No.53121469

>>53121450
There isn't anything fucking worse than musical comedy. I remember a couple of years ago I was at my friend's house and his normalfag wife insisted I listen to some song called butter Jesus because it was so funny. I didn't laugh once there was literally nothing funny about it.

>> No.53121470

>>53121428
This is really the point isn't it?
They flood white countries because they're superior to their own shitholes.
They're posting on smg, which is dedicated primarily to Western markets. They're the very definition of leaching off success.

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>>53121455
Well, I guess we're fucked.

>> No.53121473

>>53121463
Denny Hamlin, the NASCAR driver?

>> No.53121475

>all these TSLA baggies
I see the reddit infestation from /GME/ and /AMC/ is still not completely gone.

>> No.53121479

>>53121461
it's gotta finish dumping first

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>SOXS

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the algo remains very fucking correct
not sorry

>> No.53121486

>>53121456
Why we ever listen to anything a leftist has to say is beyond me, this is just like the whole global north and south shit.

>> No.53121490

we were so close to seeing a -20% tsla day
oh well always earnings to look forward to

>> No.53121496

>>53121408

I'm not but I blast this at max volume while watching my SQQQ number go up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

My neighbors love me.

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>>53121464
found it

>> No.53121502

Maybe crypto tanking was a curse since now all the smelly Indians are infesting smg with their shico scams instead.

>> No.53121501

>>53121480
Imagine the smell of that water

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>>53121490
End of the month is going to be a roller coaster lol

>> No.53121505

>>53121469
>there was literally nothing funny about it.
never is
never is

>> No.53121510

Everyone freaking out over TSLA, meanwhile GUSH out there just silently losing more.

>> No.53121517

>>53121470
Lmao Indians and Asians literally give up their seats in PhD programs and the workplace so that White people can benefit from Affirmative Action because apparently STEM academia in the the USA is "too Asian" now.

Get the fuck out of here with your complaints about Indians "leaching" (lol retard) off success, when we have to let you Whites take our positions with far inferior testing scores and technical competency.

You cannot be a beneficiary of Affirmative Action, like Whites are in STEM academia, and then say that Asians/Indians are leeching off success.

>> No.53121519

>>53121496
>the burning crusade flashbacks
christ I feel old

>> No.53121522

>>53121469
>women
>comedy

you fucked up bro

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Nobody look at PBR.
Another shithole shooting itself in the foot.

>> No.53121526

SPX bottomed at 3490 in October. Will we be testing that

>> No.53121529

Tesla might triple bottom from here

>> No.53121533

>>53121469
the south park movie was funny when i was a kid. i havent seen it in like 20 years is it still funny?

>> No.53121536

>>53121510
Didn't you hear? Chinamen were coughing all last month and the West won't freeze our balls off in the next 2 weeks. That means there's no demand for oil and gas.

>> No.53121540

>>53121517
>Reddit spacing
>Jeet seething
You need to go back to your own wonderful country. I'm sure its a very rich place.

>> No.53121541

>TSLA - 12.48%
>BBBY - 8.96%
>GME - 5.74%
I love this. Every possible stock those wsb retards pick dies

>> No.53121542

>>53121525
Isn't Lula acting like the commie everyone expected? Trying to arrest his opposition and whatnot?

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>>53121486
>global north and south shit.
The what now? There is a North and South...

>> No.53121548

>pajeetposting
>TSLA posting increases
Every time
>>53121502
That is, unfortunately, what a reversion to the mean would mean for pajeets.
The return of the PnD nanocaps.
DO NOT REDEEM

>> No.53121550

>>53121517
>give up their seats in PhD programs and the workplace so that White people can benefit from Affirmative Action
...you honestly believe that? christ you are retarded. Asian students sued Harvard because the collages are lumping them in with whites and rejecting them, asians as in non jeet asians.

>> No.53121551

>>53121533
I was in middle school when that came out. Died laughing, but probably wouldn't laugh now.

>> No.53121552
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>>53121487
>bragging about a backtest using fake money

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Routers are the new lean hogs

>> No.53121566

I have never met a non-beta Pajeet

>> No.53121568

>>53121548
Great. Can't wait for every other post to smell of shit.

>>53121542
Looks like he is. Fucking up his country's entire economic system over night, just like every other commie. Glad I didn't fall for the PBR value trap.

>> No.53121569

SWVL is moving

>> No.53121571

>>53121545
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euphemism#Euphemism_treadmill Left wing wordcels have to keep playing wordcel games and coming up with new terms for "shitskin countries". "Third world", "developing", "global South", it's all the same.

>> No.53121580

Why are we blasting off randomly?

>> No.53121582
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>>53121571
Well, to be fair, the Southern Hemisphere sucks ass.

>> No.53121584

Is DXY actually gonna go down long term?

>> No.53121585

>>53121555
What's their secret? They got all their crashing done early?

>> No.53121586

>>53121550
https://www.thequint.com/us-nri-news/asian-americans-indians-fight-affirmative-action-for-blacks-in-us-supreme-court-hearing-on-31-october

You are incredibly clueless, read link related my school shooter friend.

I personally know multiple Indian-Americans who were rejected from AI PhD programs in favor of White-Americans who had far less impressive qualifications and test scores.

The most advanced postgrad programs in the USA have affirmative action policies in place to benefit White people, because Whites literally cannot compete.

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>>53121545
Its just beyond retarded, leftists cant think past two positions or something so everything is black and white so to speak. Obviously north is collonizers, racists, chuds, capital W WHITE, ect.

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>>53121580

>> No.53121599

>>53121586
Stop Reddit spacing you fucken dirty pajeet newfag
HOLY FUCK
The street shitting has already started in smg

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>>53121580
shorts take profit silly

>> No.53121607

>>53121590
>Lumping in South Korea with the Congo
That's a bit racist even for me.

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>>53121552
well considering how oversold TSLA is, we are due for a reversal amirite?
so it should be proven wrong here shortly
lol
lmao even

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and now it's crabbing. shit market. when correction then correction so can go up, not crab.

>> No.53121615

>>53121590
I am officially requesting us global North chads change our color from this faggot pink

>> No.53121619

>>53121490
End of day is always disappointing because of profit taking.

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Toe sucking pajeet, is there something going on? You are normally much more light hearted than this? Did another 50 year old woman stand you up?

>> No.53121623

>>53121542
Well Bolsonaro used public funds for his own campaign, he should get arrested

>> No.53121626

>>53121387
Is that why Indians leave their home country and work for foreign companies, because they live India and Indians so much?

>> No.53121628

>>53121586
>americans-indians-fight-affirmative-action-for-blacks
Indians getting upset that blacks taking their spot as favourite pets again. Oh no, oh no.

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>>53121611
sunk cost phallus

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I know yall finna live innawoods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmhp_NEH12Y

>> No.53121640

>>53121585
Just a long standing tech company with a nice divvy. IBM also held up well, it's safe tech exposure.

>> No.53121644

>>53121407
Pretty sure real poem anon is dead
>>53121600
Where are the shrimp?

>> No.53121647

>>53121249
Why do they kneel to him though?

>> No.53121648

>>53121590
Brandt was West German.

>> No.53121649

>>53121402
>White
>Americans
Not that smart apparently lol.

>> No.53121650

>>53121623
Penny ante shit like that is a fine in the first world and a show trial pretext in the third world.

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>>53121346
>40%

>> No.53121661

>>53121644
in the bucket

>> No.53121666

>>53121590
lmao worst Korea BTFO

>> No.53121671

>>53121346
>PE value is over the S&P average
>"oversold"
fundamentals are the bane of the zoomer investor
they are literally too braindead to understand

>> No.53121674

>>53121542
Lula is probably going to be less radical than people are expecting. It's not the first time he's held the job.

>> No.53121676

>>53121628
Because your reading comprehension is poor:


> A 2009 Princeton study showed that Asians had to score a hundred and forty points higher on the S.A.T. than whites to have the same chance of admission to top universities. The discrimination suit survived Harvard’s motion to dismiss last month and is currently pending.

Asian-Americans across the board have to give up their seats to White-Americans who perform far worse on every metric. It's very obvious when you have affirmative action BS work against you all your life like Asians do

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>>53121225
>>53121249

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Bought some GS, BNS, and CSCO today.
Good or bad decisions?

>> No.53121681

>>53121658
This has to be fake

>> No.53121682

>>53121661
I don't get it....

>> No.53121683

the ponzi scheme is running out of juice, boomers. cash out while you still can because this shit is not going up

>> No.53121684

>>53121600
yammy they are going to eat the giant frog arent they

>> No.53121685

>>53121648
Yes, a left wing Euro politician counts as a leftist.

>> No.53121686

>>53121586
>be indian
>lie about everything
>but this, this is 100% fact
I personally have met many pajeets working as Uber wagies.

>> No.53121694

>>53121658
I love mating press!!

>> No.53121695

JPSR halted again

>> No.53121699

>>53121676
>White-Americans
Jews. stop being naive

>> No.53121700

>>53121674
Day 1 Lula is talking about mass nationalization of companies kek

>> No.53121706

>literally 3 weeks of SPY barely moving
YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE

>> No.53121707

>>53121346
Cathie pls go

>> No.53121713

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>> No.53121718

>>53121713
Is this computer code? Is this a virus?

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>>53121259
india is so crazy place for me it was enough to do fly stopover one of their airports. busses lacked roofs and windows and airport toilets was just hole in the ground. housing looked like concrete blocks without windows or anything

>> No.53121721

>>53121676
>2009
>14 years ago
The asian population was 8 million in 1990 and was 24 million in 2020, but asian TFR is about 1.4 while american tfr is 1.6. Asians are being rejected because most asians are immigrants and there are limited slots for retarded immigrants from the highschool of jeetabad, needfuljesh province outside of new delshi.

Asians always seem to struggle with this, but you aren't entitled to live in the USA even if the Soroses and Zuckerbergs seem intent on making it so.

>> No.53121722

Power hour

>> No.53121724

>>53121644
he posted about TBLT on Dec 30th
maybe he got killed by a hooker on new years
would be ironic

>> No.53121731

>>53121720
Well anon, its clearly because Indians are a superior group of people and the world will be better off with them shitting all over it.

>> No.53121732

>>53121706
Those are nice stock picks. Did your husband make them for you?

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>>53121686
>>53121721

Let’s be clear - White Americans resent high performing Asian-Americans It’s a known fact that when Asians migrate to majority white suburbs and outperform their kids “white flight” ensues and then whites parents are suddenly complaining about “academics” and overly competitive culture.

I experienced this my whole childhood. White people start getting academically heemed and financially heemed by property values expanding.

>> No.53121735

>>53121718
Its the most dangerous virus known to mankind. A parasite if you will

>> No.53121743

>>53121700
It's not as dramatic a change in context, Petrobras was already state owned to begin with.

>> No.53121749

I made $480 buying into $TSLA at 104.91. I’m pretty happy with the outcome. Sold at 108.92. Should I buy back in?

>> No.53121756

>>53121680
I bought gold and oil today but I was already bagholding csco

>> No.53121758

>>53121734
>Let’s be clear - ((White Americans)) resent high performing Asian-Americans

>> No.53121761

>>53121743
I don't give a shit either way Brazil is a fucking shithole serves them right to have a commie overlord

>> No.53121764

>>53121749
It's so low that even I'm thinking of buying calls. This is what us in the industry like to call #FreeMoney

>> No.53121775

>>53121758
Oh come on, White Americans flee suburbs where Asian immigrants move into because >we drive up home values and send their kids to the left-tail of the academic bell curve.

>> No.53121776

>>53121647
because he's did the joker face. it's highly respected in their culture

>> No.53121778

I just remember in college all the hot Indian girls would only fuck white guys, I'm sure it's the same everywhere

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>>53121718
it's an erection

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>>53121731
for holidays india is not a very good place other than having a good weather. but the chances getting a miserable stomach bug is exponental like 90% even if you eat in proper 5 star restaurants.

in thailand or vietnam or something, stomach bugs are much rarer and things at least have some sanitation. in india it's like they dont know what sanitation is

>> No.53121785

>>53121749
>Should I buy back in?
right now?
probably not, it'll go lower before it goes higher

>> No.53121786

>>53121764
>baggot thinking of buying TSLA calls
Yep it's going sub $100

>> No.53121787

>>53121775
nice source sheckleberg

>> No.53121789

SPY will end the day green. You all thought the bear market would last forever LMAO

SPY 380 rock solid support.

>> No.53121795

>>53121780
Shes got a weird and strangely large vagina.

>> No.53121797

>>53121734
Whites like asians; there the only ones we like except for non-obese hispanic girls.
Could just be that everyone hates you though lol

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>>53121789
then what is spy 390?

>> No.53121801

>>53121734
It's well known that asians test great but fail in real world practice. They're good at cheating, great at copying, make effective sheep, but lack the critical thinking to leave any meaningful positive mark on actual society.

Archegos Capital Management is emblematic of the modern day asian experience.

>> No.53121803

>>53121761
I only give a shit because I invested in Brazilian companies in the past (made a good amount from Dilma's impeachment). Ended up doing a lot of research on Brazilian politics, though I haven't kept up.

>> No.53121805

>>53121795
>she

>> No.53121806

>>53121734
Your so clever and yet you believe every race baiting article witha random reference quote you can find.

Here's the truth I knew a person who lived in that area he told me, I quote "Pajeet smell of poo, so I'm leaving for better loo". Do you believe me? It's true story I promise I'm not just trying to make sure my angle is believable honest.

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>>53121198
he based

>> No.53121811

>>53121775
>White families flee because you drive up home prices
Yeah I'm sure that's it dumbfuckistani.

>> No.53121818

>>53121803
Cool bro good luck

>> No.53121820

>>53121235
how nu r u

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Shill me some puts.

>> No.53121824

>"Oy vey whites hates asians who are wealthy and high performing!"
guarantee that out of all fucking minorities whites don't give a rats ass about east asians

>> No.53121829

>athlete gets injured by blunt force trauma
>white hicks: duh the heckin vaccine dun claimed another!!
Why are they like this?

>> No.53121835

>>53121806
>>53121801
>>53121811
https://dataspace.princeton.edu/handle/88435/dsp01rr1721032

https://christinecai.github.io/research/BCT_white_flight_draft.pdf

You guys are coping so hard. I also grew up with this phenomena and experienced this first hand. White people simply cannot compete with Asian cultures, where we emphasize focus on academics, research, and our careers. This is a non-controversial fact.


And its obviously why Indian-Americans such as myself are not happy with Affirmative Action policies that benefit white/black/latinos at our expense

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>>53121829

>> No.53121838

>>53121799
oy vey, did he died?

>> No.53121839

>>53121835
>reddit spacing
again fuck off lampshade

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>>53121402
>pajeets are rich bros, we live in expensive houses

not really. in my area pajeets cram themselves 10 deep in tiny apartments because they can't afford houses in my neighborhood. most of these fuckers will never get citizenship and will be sent back to their shithole of origin.

>> No.53121847

Yeah I'm detecting a rise in shitskin posters ever since Crypto shit the bed.
If Crypto collapses completely, are we really going to have to deal with so many of these creatures?
Fuck man. I really liked smg. Another white flight because we can't compete.

>> No.53121848

>>53121446
>posting RealWifey
lmao

>> No.53121849

I will give Indians some credit, those people are some of the best scammers in the world.

>> No.53121850

>>53121829
>routine tackle
>collapses and heart stops
Sure thing bud.

>> No.53121854

>>53121761
Well with weakening effectiveness of American sanctions you're gonna keep seeing it. Gone are the days when commie governments "collapse on their own"

>> No.53121859

>>53121463
I bought PFE calls because of Hamlin.

>> No.53121860

>>53121824
east asians are tight af, find one that knows how to cook and loves to clean.

>> No.53121864

Tesla call options were too juicy to pass up. It’ll be green tomorrow, easy money.

>> No.53121865

>>53121835
You keep posting links. Nobody cares to read leftist tilted research which is just obssessed with its racism angle & pro immigration.

>White people simply cannot compete with Asian cultures
So go home back to Asia. This is the only information I need to know. This is the one Fact above all others. You are here. There is shit. End of story.

>> No.53121867

>>53121850
I’m sure the vaxxx has given them all CTE too

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>>53121734
in usa they say asians are new jews because they fill are the spots in top universities, medicine, law, engineering perhaps even finance. 50 year ago used to be jewish dominated. they study much harder

>>53121801
japanese are extremely creative. they invent all the time new stuff even in 90's all 'nintendo' and sega etc. stuff was purely created by them. south korea is in the middle of creativity, they are slightly less creative than japs. chinese are not very creative but they are good at copying and starting to get better at producing slightly better quality stuff

>> No.53121872

If I'm Elon I'd probably have killed myself today

>> No.53121875

>up 54k on TSLA puts
They expire 2/17. Tell me not to sell bros . . .

>> No.53121881

>>53121875
>bragging about your unrealized P/L on options
Sell retard

>> No.53121890

>>53121875
Good enough to post, good enough to sell.
Always remember these words.

>> No.53121892

>>53121848
Kek, someone finally noticed
Let me mention the accounts full name in case some anon goes searching one day
Wifeyalpha

>> No.53121894

>>53121875
good enough to screenshot/brag good enough to sell

>> No.53121896

>>53121875
Don’t sell, you’ll for sure make more tomorrow!

>> No.53121898

>>53121867
Difference is when a player ends up with cte, it's because their head got smashed in several times which you can see. Just like how we all saw that tackle, then watched him hop to his feet, only for his heart to stop instantly. That hit wasn't hard enough to stop his heart obviously

>> No.53121899

>>53121875
How pissed off would you be if you lost the money

>> No.53121901

sell and lock in the profits and buy more puts tomorrow after the dead cat bounce.

>> No.53121902

no relief

>> No.53121903

>>53121854
You should pack up and move to Brazil bro

>> No.53121906

>>53121875
Sell or be heemed.

>> No.53121908

>>53121835
>affirmative action
>helping whites
Literally never, would be nice though since its our country and all.

>> No.53121910

>>53121875
sell 80%

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>>53121875
Congrats, sell dummy.

>> No.53121918

>>53121908
>affirmative action
affirmative actions was created by the jews to sew dissent between the african-americans and the whites.

>> No.53121919

>>53121875
I would sell half or just sell all and buy back ones dated months out since this guaranteed to drop whether or not the market goes back up due to being overbought.

>> No.53121920

>>53121903
Sick own and all but I'm just being real with you

>> No.53121922

>>53121875
As other anon said, sell 80%.

If it goes well then you keep 20% running. If it doesn't then you only lose 20%.

>> No.53121924

>>53121868
The difference is jews didn't study hard and there's literally 1 million Jews worldwide

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>>53121446
God those armpits

>> No.53121928

>>53121875
Doesn't matter how shit the stock is, there's always a bounce.

>> No.53121935

>>53121875
telling you to sell. again.
or do what one anon said and sell 80 and let 20 ride

>> No.53121950

digits and I buy two more shares of jepi on this red day to have 5 total

>> No.53121954

>>53121926
I don't know what's worse. Pitfags or footfags.

>> No.53121964

>>53121935
He dreaming of the 100k’s, the millions

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>>53121875
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.53121974

>>53121964
small steps. there will ALWAYS be another trade

>> No.53121981

>>53121835
> White people simply cannot compete with Asian cultures
This is precisely why asian countries are universally among the poorest countries in the world, with the exception of small city-states like Hong Kong and Singapore that European colonists have historically used as bases to launder money.
I'm not disputing that asian cultures test well. You all make great sheep. However, you lack that critical independent thinking that some small percentage of whites hold. You're incapable of real leadership.

All the greatest accomplishments to come out of Asia have been mere copies of white mens' past masterpieces:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yxyUi4_Wzo

>>53121868
>japanese are extremely creative.
Tell that to the 100th isekai to air this season. I will admit that Japan is a step above other asian cultures though. In the post-WWII era, they stole a lot of cultural elements from America, and have become one of the rare examples of true progress within Asia. However, Japanese-americans act more like most other asian-americans, since many of them immegrated before that time period and have maintained their own internal family culture. Of course, there are also some that have integrated more closely with the white american culture by this point.
These generalizations do not necessarily apply to the entire subgroup. Generalizations are, by nature, general. It's quite silly that our resident street shitter seems so concerned over these generalizations when considering his own lack of success, but in the end its all just vapid shitposting to distract from the present market conditions.

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If NEXA goes below 5 dollars, I am going all in.

>> No.53122009

>>53121881
>>53121890
>>53121894
>>53121906
>>53121910
>>53121917
>>53121928
Thanks lads. Gonna sell. I wanted to hold past earnings but maybe the *EV is the end game* mind set is too strong.

>> No.53122014

>>53121974
But this is the le epic BIG SHORT

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>>53121875
>>53122009
taking profits is the correct answer, theta about to do it's thing
and nice job btw
this is financial advice

>> No.53122024

>>53122014
No, that doesn't happen until 1 day after my puts are worthless.

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>>53121924
jews had culture of education historically, early on even in nazi germany they dominated many higher education fields which hitler did not like. azhekazi jews are creative by genetics. i would say about same level as japs. they tend to dominate more arts like
hollywood_ so films and music. hollywood is like 50% jewish - in beverly hills, new york and fort lauderdale are other high jewish populated areas.
japs are about as good in story telling and music as them but they are slightly more autistic and have extreme liking things like robotics/trains/cars more than jews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDzdRm4yKmI

>> No.53122035

>>53121875
Just let it roll, pretty soon you won't even be able to give away TSLA shares at this rate.

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>>53121954
Dude, pits are directly attached to arms and tits. If you don’t like armpits then you don’t like either of those things.

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>>53122004
What kind of PT are you looking for NEXA?

>> No.53122049

wtf cathie bros.. what is happening

>> No.53122052

>>53122009
Screencap gains nigger

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>>53121954
What's most based is both. Take the straightmax pill, all parts of the female form are good.

>presents

>> No.53122072

>>53122049
-2.45% is mild for an ARK ETF because it's high beta.

>> No.53122088
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>>53122072
>>53122049
just Cathie things

>> No.53122090

>>53121181
powerful picture

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>>53122047
Its a nice dividend stock and they mine and refine zinc and lead. Its a great miner company that continues making profit. I want to buy under 5 or at 5. It isn't going anywhere and will pay me to hold it. Just like VALE.

>> No.53122093

So you're saying CRSR has a chance.

>> No.53122097

Should I buy some more AAPL
My avg cost is 127 which was good to keep me green for like a year and a half, this is the lowest I've seen it in awhile

>> No.53122102

Just realized I don't think I pooped for the entire three days the markets were closed...
This is NOT going to end well

>> No.53122111
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please rate my poorfolio

>> No.53122120

>>53122038
I like tits and arms, but i'm not the biggest fan of arm pits.

>> No.53122126

>>53122102

magnesium citrate nasdaq ticker: SHTSTRM

>> No.53122128

>>53122092
Got it, sounds like a pretty good dividend stock.
I'll keep that in mind.

>> No.53122132

>>53122120
So are you going to buy your gookfu bolt on tits?

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SNIBBY GET OFF THE CHART I CAN'T TRADE THIS

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>>53122111
no jepi ngmi

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>>53122111
iceking/10

>> No.53122139

>>53122102
you didn't poop before new years? You're going to be carrying that shit for the whole year now.

>> No.53122151

>>53122132
she mentioned she wanted to get her tits done so probably, but then ima have to go like 6 weeks with out being able to squeeze them. like i dunno.

>> No.53122155

>>53122111
Literally what's the point of diversifying if you have <5k

>> No.53122165

>>53122151
You can always just cheat on her for 6 weeks. You're no stranger to that.

>> No.53122169

>>53122120
you've never creampied your goookfu's armpit?

>> No.53122170

>>53122155
The point is you’re less likely to lose it all

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>>53122111
CSCO
>based

INTC
>cringe

>GDX
Risky, but with a small portfolio why not, based

>DVN
Risky, I'm neutral

>> No.53122180

>>53122170
If you have 5k, that's a training portfolio. Just dipping your toes into the water. Meaningless next to your overall lifetime earnings.

>> No.53122181

>>53122165
that wouldn't be cool

>>53122169
no

>> No.53122191

>>53122155
This, I didn't start diversifying until my first 100k. If you lose all $5k, you can still easily make it back at any wagie job.

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Rate my port too

>> No.53122195

>>53122138

This guy figured out that they only exist to feed the leopard seals and tried to tell the colony and they told him to fuck off. So he is going to homestead in the mountains.

>> No.53122196

>>53122178
I don't know if any of your calls are correct but that's a badass money skeleton. Endorsed.

>> No.53122199

>>53122180
Maybe he doesn’t want to lose it all. Maybe it’s most of his money.

>> No.53122204

>>53122009
>Thanks lads. Gonna sell. I wanted to hold past earnings but maybe the *EV is the end game* mind set is too strong.
earnings is being priced in right now / the past month. you should sell because it might bounce on earnings

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Should I max out all my credit cards and buy put spreads on the SPY?

I’d convert the credit to cash by buying some gold from a coin store and selling it right back to them.

>> No.53122216

>>53122195
Can't believe we have scientists that spend their time evolving super bat flu instead of trying to give penguins ape or human level intelligence.

>>53122199
On the one hand, diversification might be a good habit for him to get into. On the other, by only focusing on a single stock/sector/index he'll have an easier time learning.

And really if 5k *is* most of his money, investing should only be a hobby for him. His time and focus are best spent optimizing his wagie income.

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when this year do you guys think Direxion will finally close SOXL

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The early baker really is gone, isn't he...?

>> No.53122244

>>53122235
I'm not going to join you guys, the new thread is for fags.

>> No.53122260

>>53122210
Have you considered just going with SPXU or SPXS?

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>>53122210
no
you aren't smart enough to make that work

>> No.53122263

Bought nasdaq calls . Wish me luck

>> No.53122266

So this is the last /smg/ ever.

>> No.53122269

>>53122263
Good luck.

>> No.53122270

>>53122266
Allah willing.

>> No.53122272
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Sometimes I post "baking". But I do not bake anything.

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>>53122266
Also the worst, don't forget

>> No.53122279

baking

>> No.53122284

>>53122279
More like gayking. Cause you're a fag.

>> No.53122288

>>53122277
Not even close to the retardedest

>> No.53122287

AAAAAAAA
>>53122285
>>53122285

>> No.53122293

>>53122284
lol good one

>> No.53122338

>>53121780
I love a women with thigh gap and a puffy vulva.

>> No.53122349

>>53122261
How would a smart person make it work, smart guy?

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>>53122349
Just take up long term non-options short positions in the market and don't invest based off dept so that if you do blow up your portfolio you don't owe a fuckton of money and interest to banks and shit.
Like >>53122260 said, just don't be retarded and make yourself even poorer and in debt reaching for something is this volatile-ass market.
This is financial advice.

>> No.53122414

>>53122151
She’s not trying to get you to pay for it, is she? If so that would be a big mistake. It’s not like you can take them back if she leaves you.

>> No.53122789

>>53121782
nah son, peeps always echoin that age old tale, like water down in mehico. most peeps bodies arent seasoned and weathered for that otherworld nourishment. some us weebs been smackin on asian food from northern russia to southern india and ukraine to japan and everything in between.