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>> No.53120151
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Buddy check TSLA computer

>> No.53120157
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Yes, im going to need the stonk market refund contact information immediately!

>> No.53120159

I have bills coming due and I need cash now

>> No.53120161

Zoom out to the 5 day chart on nasdaq and see that massive cope spike get immediately crushed at the opening gate lmao

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>> No.53120163

Why is LCID down 10%?
TSLA is dumping cause of Elon, but what the fuck that have to do with LCID

>> No.53120164

natgas pls

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>> No.53120171
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>tfw I’m not short TSLA

>> No.53120173

Bang Bang Skeet Skeet

>> No.53120177
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>Reddit shilling GLD
Well I suspect that play might be donezo

>> No.53120179


>> No.53120180

When one ponzi collapses, there's typically some collateral damage.

>> No.53120183

The passive indexers.

The rebalancing.

The passive indexers who need to rebal.

And they haven't yet.

The passive funds.

-15% in a day for one of the most indexed stocks in the world.

And there hasn't been a rebal yet.


The rebal calendar.

Look at the rebalancing schedule.











The StatArb Grave Robbers.

>> No.53120189
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in case anyone missed it, i broke down this options trade structure / JPM hedge here:

this is a big hedge that JP Morgan just put on for its clients in JHQAX - JPMorgan Hedged Equity Fund Class A.

JPM stands to lose a theoretical infinite amount of money if SP500 goes above 4030 and keeps going by 3/31, but this will be offset by their equity gains (stocks they hold in the fund will make money), so they might not actually lose any money on the upside

JPM breaks even @ SP500 - ~3588 or a -6% pullback by 3/31

JPM hits max payout of +4900% gains if SPY goes below 3040 by 3/31

JPM loses -100% of their money in the trade if the SP500 crabs between 3600 - 4030 by 3/31

conclusion: JPM traders of this fund are seeing less than 6% upside, and as much as -20% downside in the SP500 by 3/31, and they only make money on this hedge if SP500 declines by more than -6% by 3/31, or else they lose all their money in this hedge

situation: BEARISH

>> No.53120190

Bet Elon sold more shares.

>> No.53120192

If the alternative is holding cash (I'm done trying to swing trade TQQQ/SQQQ), is there anything "wrong" with buying TIPS through the SPIP ticker? I have $30k in dry powder I want to put to work that is currently sitting in my Fidelity's SPAXX account. I just bought $61k of BIL that needs some company.

>> No.53120198

>The rebal calendar.
>Look at the rebalancing schedule.
Got a link to it, skeletonjeet?

>> No.53120200

everyone and their mother is frontrunning JMP collars lol. JHEQX got frontrun every single quarter this year lmao

>> No.53120203

The indian. In the streets. Schizoposting.

>he copypasted the links

The lines. Read. In between them.

>> No.53120206
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Will there ever come a time when investing in Cathy's ARK funds makes sense again? I know tech still has a ways to fall but I also do desperately want to have some passive exposure to 'new ideas' like AI, gene tailoring, etc going into the next bull run, without having to spend 80 trillion hours picking microcap shitcos out of a bucket.

>> No.53120209

Most indexers are cap weight. There is no rebal. The fuck are you on about?

>> No.53120217

>everyone and their mother is frontrunning JMP collars lol. JHEQX got frontrun every single quarter this year lmao

thats fine, still bearish though

>> No.53120218

Killing Bites?

>> No.53120219

>honhon I said pussy in French
I don't care

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Tesla is heal-ackkkk

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I thought you normally were schizo renting about tigers. Also has Tesla almost bottomed? Didn't they have a p/e of like a fucking thousand previously? It's down to 38 now which seems much more reasonable.

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Good to finally see TSLA and AAPL collapsing.
The lower low is cumming soon.

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Okay /smg/ i want to experiment with bearish put spreads, i.e. buy ITM put, sell OTM put
What's your strategy for strikes and taking profits


>> No.53120242

>without having to spend 80 trillion hours picking microcap shitcos out of a bucket.
Reminder that her expert judgement included John Deere and Netflix in a space ETF. It's almost definitely worthwhile to do your own DD on whatever microcaps she includes.

>> No.53120247

???? There is absolutely rebal on cap weighted indices, check link related
Looool im not gonna try to predict if its bottomed but spoiler it hasn't.

There's a lot more downward pressure for TSLA because there are so many institutions with their own float choked up in this ShitCo waiting to get out

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I’m one episode in and haven’t decided if I’m going to stick with it.

>> No.53120257

>500 years straight of unlimited money printing QE and he thinks scam stocks are going to make it

bruh TSLA should trade in the single digits p/e at best its a fucking car maker which is a horrendous low margin high capital business

>> No.53120263

We really need flags here so I can filter all the Indians.

Also Kashmir is rightfully Pakistan.

>> No.53120264

Thank you, sir. May Vishnu bless your village by keeping away stampeding elephants.

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> Pic related

>> No.53120270

I just bought in again like a fucking idiot no more than 20 minutes ago.
Also stick with Killing Bites. It's fun.

>> No.53120279

I thought you were buying VGSH?

>> No.53120287

Rebal isn't a huuuge catalyst but my point is that there's still more money that is going to be leaving TSLA market cap because institutions often cannot sell and buy within a single day. They have to wait for their LP's or for pre-determined rebal days.

There's just more downward pressure that will be exacerbated by index rebals

>> No.53120291

The time to go long shitty small cap stuff is when Cathie closes down her funds and Im saying this unironically the real bear market is done when she's washed out she was the poster child for this she has to go.

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What would this fat bastard do in this market?

>> No.53120301

I'm confused on the merits between TIPS and VGSH and what I should enter into right now desu famalam

>> No.53120302

I just assumed it was the Jews punishing musk for naming them, and taking away their glowie psyop machine. But it looks like he's not going to go the Kanye route and fold like a coward. Stepping down as CEO of Twitter was the first step. It's only a matter of time before he apologizes to the Jews and they allow his stock to rebound again.

>> No.53120305

META's recent plunge might be a good comp. Whether they got extra heemed by this dynamic recently or not.

>> No.53120306

What’s the fair value on ARKK? I remember making so much money on ARKK calls when it was like $130 a share kek

>> No.53120312
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she had positive inflows all last year
don't think it's gonna happen senpai

>> No.53120316

I mean if she own negative cash flow companies in a rising interest rate environment and a recession, ARKK is worth literally nothing.

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Capitulation Incoming: Rookie Traders Are Calling It Quits, and Their Families Are Thrilled


we're getting close, lads.

>> No.53120327

Alright to all the newfags going to the Vegas meet up and will be doing coke for the first time. There's a lot of shit being laced with the fentanyl in it these days, so always make sure you watch some one else do it first and wait 20 minutes to see if they collapse before you go.

>> No.53120329

interested in this too, I swing T/SQQQ but take week breaks when the data looks too fucky to trade with confidence. What's the best yielding cash sweep fund / 'zero risk' interest bearing etc for when I want to let my money rest for a few days?

>> No.53120332

If what happened to META over the course of a few quarters happens to TSLA, then we will get mass suicides from delusional baggies

>> No.53120349

I’d positive inflow myself into that ass desu senpai

>> No.53120352

>every news outlet saying that the gas crisis is over


>> No.53120353

More bang for your buck I always say

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>not even the new year can pump the market
starting to think we're in trouble

>> No.53120358

how do you know he capitulated?

>> No.53120360

Aaaaa why is China greeeeennnnn?!?!?! YANG yankees it is looking baaaaaaad.

>> No.53120364

This collapse of Tesla is 50% Jewtopia punishment and 50% overvalue related. They even managed to convince midwits that he’s some bad guy after they loved him last year. One of the few billionaires actually doing something good with his money instead of buying sex islands.

>> No.53120367

Whoa White Betty

>> No.53120369

>???? There is absolutely rebal on cap weighted indices, check link related
The rebalancing matches the weighting. The weight is smaller because shares have declined, but the relative number of shares held stays constant. There's no impact. It's only ETF share creation/deletion that has an impact. If we start seeing passive outflows, that'd be disastrous.
Of course, not everything is cap-weighted. Although ironically equal-weight indexes would be buying more shares into a decline.

TSLA is gonna collapse regardless, because that's just the dynamic right now. It's an imploding bubble. Smarter money is trying to escape with minimal losses, the "dip slurpers" are bailing and flipping their losses to other knife catches, who inevitably bail. Elon alone dumped somewhere near $40 bil worth of shares into a vacuum that the market can't fill. A lot of longs leveraged into the positive momentum and are finally getting force liquidated. You'd have to be insane to buy tesla right now.

>> No.53120370

>just assumed it was the Jews punishing musk for naming them
You were retarded if you thought that. The entire market is collapsing and tesla was the giga meme of all meme stocks.

>> No.53120371

i havent traded since april 2020 and came back in september

im like the inverse retail where i only trade when people are crying to sleep

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>> No.53120377

buy SWVL

>> No.53120378

If I wanted to snort fentanyl I would fucking snort fentanyl.

>> No.53120382

There is no fair value on ARKK because it's an active fund and she makes daily trades. For instance she just loaded up on TSLA this morning. Whoops. Basically you can think of Kathy Woods as a dumpster diver.

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Keep trading until he makes it.

>> No.53120383

>If we start seeing passive outflows, that'd be disastrous.

>> No.53120385
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>Spouses, parents and other family members who were subjected to one too many play-by-plays of market movements say they are happy to have their loved ones back—and equally glad they no longer have to hear about buzzy stocks or cryptocurrencies.

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So long Mumus

>> No.53120391
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I mean anyone with an iq above room temp saw it coming from ten thousand miles away.

>> No.53120392

Tesla is the Worldcom of the modern era.

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Even when my portfolios in the shitter this thread cheers me up

>> No.53120406
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>mfw the market will sell off for the entire 2023

>> No.53120408
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>had to sleep in because of holiday travel
>around 9am we were roaring green
>wake up
>blood red
Was there news? Or did we unironically start the new year with a scam pump KEK

>> No.53120409

SPIP has a much longer duration of about 7 years. It'll be much more volatile. VGSH is less volatile because the average duration is 2 years

>> No.53120413
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I've never seen a company more determined to recreate those VIX ETF charts caused by a gazillion reverse splits.

>> No.53120414 [DELETED] 

Yes Tesla is the king of meme stocks, but stocks like that don't go down 50% in a month unless Jews are involved. It sure as shit isn't retail doing it.

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>he's back
fuck off mott tard

>> No.53120427

I just bought in. 40 shares at 104.97. Did I make a mistake?

>> No.53120428

China pmi lower
German inflation lower than expected
US pmi met expectations

>> No.53120429

Isn't this just effectively paying a premium for the event that the market continues to dump in the coming months? People are always willing to pay more for downside protection and it doesn't necessarily mean that they believe it will actually happen.

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it's should be dumping like 5% more at least

>> No.53120438

Well the reddit brigade that was responsible for the meme status got butthurt over the Twitter thing an now no longer want to slurp. Plus Elon is probably selling millions more shares as we speak before the total collapse. Times up man

>> No.53120440
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can you believe this opportunity we are getting
a once in a lifetime TSLA dip
buy as much as you can

>> No.53120443

Sub $100 TSLA soon

>> No.53120444

>Run Shadowfax
>Show us the meaning of haste

>> No.53120449

Plus SPIP will perform terribly if there's a market crash

>> No.53120458

>isn't retail
No it's elon dumping massive shares.

>> No.53120463
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I don't respect women and Im tired pretending that I do.

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>> No.53120465

what happens when the chinks attack the twinks and the chinese tesla factory becomes a tank factory courtesy of the ccp?

>> No.53120473
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>the yield curve right now

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>> No.53120482

we turn their engines off remotely

>> No.53120483

mutt capital didn't see it as their fund is down too

>> No.53120484

Anon give it to me straight. Did I fuck up?

>> No.53120489

> Electric tanks
Damn baggie, did all that Kim chee rot your brain or something?

>> No.53120491

As in people allocating less to 401ks. Retirees pulling their funds, layoffs, etc.
Not intra-ETF flows.

As another example, I'm sure you've seen how ARKK continues to see inflows despite continuously incinerating capital.
But whatever, this isn't worth arguing. It's one of those situations where you've got the reasoning wrong but you'll still win on guessing direction. The direction is pretty obvious here.

>> No.53120493

Excuse me, but can you please repost this with the anime girl superimposed on the curve?

>> No.53120496
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How much midwit is it to short AAPL now?

>> No.53120497
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>he is unaware

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>tfw she earns more doing the horsewalk online than /smg/ combined

>> No.53120505

Of course not you're holding shares. Just wait for line to go up.

>> No.53120512
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What if Elon came out today and said SpaceX and Starlink are moving under Tesla’s control.
Would that cause the biggest kvetchingfest since Adolf?

>> No.53120516

no they just refit the factory to fucking build tanks instead of electric cars, you're the one being retarded.

>> No.53120518

yeah where's the anime maid on it? is it broken?

>> No.53120521

Short term is seems way oversold, but long term it will probably go to $60~80 or lower depending on how bad the sales are.

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>no one told me options were so easy

>> No.53120526

that pic is absolutely redpilled

>> No.53120528
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big brain move desu

>> No.53120532

Oh so all of those people saying he lost $200 billion are just retarded and it was just musk selling? That actually would make a lot of sense.

>> No.53120536


>> No.53120541

My target is pre-covid so it's got a ways to fall, but short term, who the fuck knows?

>> No.53120545

Oh my mistake, is S&P at 5000? 3900? Not even at 3800? Let me check to see since you know, past actions don't dictate future actions or whatever you retards keep saying to yourself to help you sleep at night. Meanwhile I am still raking in money from these bear stocks and will continue to do so until spy hits 200.

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YANG is on sale.

>> No.53120554

Electric motors aren't efficient at powering large weights. Don't make me post your copy pasta baggie

>> No.53120556

>Retirees pulling their funds, layoffs, etc.
This is exactly what I am talking about, passive funds see OUTFLOWS (from ERISA funds, etc) as stocks tank.

Rebalancing inherently leads to inflows and outflows

>> No.53120557

Back in reality he's probably going to wash his hands of TSLA and let his fanboy baggies deal with it

>> No.53120558

>past actions don't dictate future actions
>I am still raking in money from these bear stocks and will continue to do so until spy hits 200
kek mottbaby

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>John Deere and Netflix in a space ETF
Based visionary. People will want to watch movies and shows while AI DE bots auto farm on the space stations and ships.

DE already has an AI tractor that goes around the fields with cameras all over it identifying and spot spraying weeds. Their AI farming is only barley beginning, they are one of the most important companies of the future except for Christ returning to end it all.

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i think i'm too stupid to make money buying options

>> No.53120565
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Shorting big tech megacraps is a good idea generally because they're due to keep underperforming, however you want to short the next rip, it's probably not gonna go down in a straight line.

>> No.53120568
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how do i profit from the water that's in the toilet? xlu?

>> No.53120569

I'm literally not wrong

>> No.53120572

why are the babby accounts so easy to spot bros >>53120545

>> No.53120577
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>barley beginning

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buy GS (they are doing layoffs in 2023 and that is bullish)

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>> No.53120591

Gaming was a safe haven for nerdbros to just make entertaining shit for nerdbros. Then they get big enough for either the woke crowd to come in or one or two of them get busted for being allegedly perverts (the ones that really are perverts like Bobby (((Kotick))) keep their jobs).
In any case, the woke crowd comes in, is absolutely useless, and turns their actual positions into make-work jobs. Then they invite more of their sycophantic friends to join them doing the same thing. The actual talent leaves to start a new studio.

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Is there poopy in the toilet too?

>> No.53120594

when the fuck did i say the tanks were going to be electric, just because it's an electric car plant doesn't mean you can't refit the fucking thing to make fucking tanks.

>> No.53120595

What does this even mean?

>huuur you must be new because i refuse to acknowledge we are still on a steady decline from ATH

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smol account lives matter too
don't worry smol account bro

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lmao TEŠLA
only semi-ironically going to 0

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it's over for vaxxies, the reality of injecting poison is going to hit hard and fast

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>even the 1 month bond is higher than the 10 year
Hey, hey people. Are you tired of the market?

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Energy chads

It's over

>> No.53120623
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I bought a bag of BNS
Don’t fuck with me Leaf bros

>> No.53120624

I had a dream i was being held down and forced to take a vax. it was scary af

>> No.53120628

Dude it's a car company worth ten times more than Ford, who outsells them like crazy. It belongs at like 25 bucks max.

>> No.53120630

>literal HIIPA violation

>> No.53120631

natgas keeps dumping, there is no end 9/10 past day were red. Almost -40% in past 30 days

>> No.53120632

wow shes cute, is there anywhere I can see more of her?

>> No.53120634
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It's the current stage of Mumu cope
>oh yeah you made gains? That's because you don't have a 6 or 7 figure portfolio like me
>it's harder to not lose money when you have 6 figures because... it just is
>no this has nothing to do with me DCAing bovinely into VTI
They mindlessly put all their wagie savings into some garbage and act like this makes them better traders lmao.

>> No.53120636

I am going long GBTC and shorting BTC. That arb will have to close at some point even though I think BTC is the most worthless thing ever invented.

>> No.53120639

Sseth brings a smile to my face during some doomer days. Based post.

>> No.53120640

>get out of bed at 10AM
>market down
>eat bagel
>we are healing
you're welcome!

>> No.53120645

>schizos posting fake social media posts to prove their insane """"theories"""
never changes

>> No.53120646

I knew it. Why is anyone taking boosters of this shit?
Imagine the depraved shit she lets her husband do to her. Obviously nothing is off the table.

>> No.53120651

>eat bagel
holup there mr. shekelstein

>> No.53120658


>> No.53120665

name the last time an NFL player had CPR on the field. Disingenuous shills will get the rope

>> No.53120666

I’d sue that doctor for every penny he has, disclosing medical info on Twitter like a true Jew.

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checked nooticer

>> No.53120670
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>every stock i wrote puts on is green on this red day
yeah im feeling pretty smart honestly. gotta stay humble though

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Feels good not heart attacking at age 24

>> No.53120677

Can't believe people are still getting more shots.
Did these people never get covid? They still think there's some kind of death risk?

>> No.53120679

Yeah but short term trends are influenced by TA. Eventually it will reach $25 but probably not this cycle

>> No.53120681

Stop going full facebook boomer /smg/. We have lunch money to take from retards.

>> No.53120682

Minus TSLA, has this fucking market bottomed?
Getting ridiculous here, even TSLA getting crushed this hard is overdone.

>> No.53120691

no because JPM doesn't want to lose clients when their fund performs poorly. i think it means the JPM traders are bearish for this quarter and are hedging appropriately

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> 23 hours ago
ARKK sisters, not like this...

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>> No.53120703

The world will now heat itself with and run on ~good vibes~

>> No.53120704

I sure hope this JEPI divi is worth it

>> No.53120705

Ford’s P/E is 5 and in 5 years they’ll have roughly the same electric vehicle market share as Tesla. Tesla is such a shit company holy fuck

>> No.53120707

Wine aunt facebook posting on here is out of control lately
kys already no one cares

>> No.53120709

I will never be a woman

>> No.53120713

>Imagine the depraved shit she lets her husband do to her.
More likely she barely lets the cuck touch her.

>> No.53120714

Did she even have any actual stocktrading experience before ARK?

>> No.53120716

SAVA. Lol.

>> No.53120719

kek when does she get liquidated. last digits of this post determines the month

>> No.53120721



>> No.53120722

TA doesn't apply to recessions and algorithmic trading. If it did stocks would never go down 20% in a day.

>> No.53120723

>Getting ridiculous here, even TSLA getting crushed this hard is overdone.
"Oversold" retards get the rope. There is no reason to even swing TSLA as long as the world's biggest TSLA short seller, Elon Musk, still have short tranches

>> No.53120724

I'm tempted to buy Alphabet

>> No.53120729

Tesla has no UAW and no dealer network. So even pound for pound Ford can't compete.

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Yeah. Buy now please.

>> No.53120734

Lol how can someone be this bad?

>> No.53120737

Pretty sure the last one was Reggie white, and he was just a fat fuck. So that was like over 30 years ago. So it's pretty obvious the vax tax got this one

>> No.53120738

>mention vax
>random 1 or 2 post anons run out and call you vaxtards
>total damage control after the football incident

I’ve never cared about the vax but this got me thinking. Im gonna short Pfizer.

>> No.53120742

Idaho mentioned

>> No.53120748
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lmao even

>> No.53120757

Meh, have your moment. Bobos always outstay their welcome. Nice when you faggots get this euphoric, stay like this a few more days please.

>> No.53120759

Nothing wrong with DCAing. She’s just DCAing into the wrong shit. AGAIN.

>> No.53120760

TSLA has been below Cathie's cost basis since last week. I am not sure if she is positive on literally anything she still holds.

>> No.53120762
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Don't, tech megacraps will keep underperforming as if to undo their previous overperformance.

>> No.53120763
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>We have lunch money to take from retards.
You realize we're the retards right? Nobody here makes money.

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>> No.53120774

If you buy ARKK today, you're getting in on the ground floor of a future 60% CAGR. Multiple standard deviations of undervaluation right now in disruptive tech.

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no drip anon it's not for drip it's for income don't get hooked thinking it's vti

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>tech is officially over, and never coming back
what the fuck do I do now?

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>Meh, have your moment. Bobos always outstay their welcome. Nice when you faggots get this euphoric, stay like this a few more days please.

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>> No.53120786
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Why roll for a waifu when you can pick your own?

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>> No.53120797

Even through insider trading they still get heemed. Is her faggot husband still neck deep in NVDA?

>> No.53120800

Those are all dudes.

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And Paul Pelosi's returns?
Boy, I hope her dad is doing okay.

>> No.53120810
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anyone else hang around warehouses that supply your bags?

>> No.53120812

I can fucking smell the dry cum and anal lube

>> No.53120813

Buy tech
Remeber when anons were screaming here that oil is over forever? Look where we are now.

>> No.53120816

Didn't the guy in this article lose like... $2000? How fuckin fucked is everyone that $2k is enough of a loss to get you featured in a WSJ article?

>> No.53120817

saw the whale last night. bit overrated.

>> No.53120822

Ford is already moving away from dealers and it's only a matter of time before either UAW gives Ford concessions or TSLA unions up. Ford's CEO also isn't actively sabotaging their brand on social media.

>> No.53120832

Just bought 380 0dte calls, let’s go

>> No.53120835
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Answering anons question from previous thread:
If you want to take a loan for a house now it's more expensive compared to last year because you have to pay more money for the interest rates, so less demand because only people with cash buy. The poor guy can't afford to take a loan for a basic necessity anymore. Less money is getting loaned. Our economy needs always fresh money to function like plants which are used to fertilizer. Money is not what you think it is. You have to earn it buy working 8 hours a day and use it to save up for retirement. Banks just create it and give it away as loans. Debts are your chains and money is just a tool of power. If the banks want to implement a new thing then they just crash the economy. Goyim cattle is not a joke, anon ;)

>> No.53120836

Without using leveraging, I'm actually not sure if it's possible for me to lose 80%. It's kind of impressive

>> No.53120838

>Ford's CEO also isn't actively sabotaging their brand on social media.
neither is LCID's but they're down 10% today.

>> No.53120842

LCID is a shitco stock

>> No.53120846

>Remeber when anons were screaming here that oil is over forever?
It will reach 65. Trust the plan, Cramerbros.

>> No.53120848

nigger (test)

>> No.53120849

Kevin doesn't have the votes. Looks like Andy Bigg's is going to get the job.

>> No.53120854

Why is there still intense homosexuality in the new year? Where's the return to normalcy?

>> No.53120860

Based Fallon


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hold up, Cramer is bullish on oil?

>> No.53120863

Kek, this is how you know bobos are starting to go into cope mode
I'm expecting a follow-up quoting this text also

>> No.53120865

Ford has been shit for years, theyre basically just running on government contracts.

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>Thinking Weimar ends naturally

>> No.53120873

So you're saying Elon could save all that time and energy he puts into actively sabotaging TSLA ?
DM him

>> No.53120875

Tesla will never union up. The second they try, musk will move everything to India and china. Maybe mexico too.

>> No.53120877

Natgas below 3.9. Lol, lmao even. Winter is never happening

>> No.53120879
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buying more sark

>> No.53120882

based cramer

>> No.53120887


love that movie

>> No.53120889

the fuck?
they got better products than ever in the last 5 or so years
Maverick is awesome. F150e is awesome.
Not to mention how popular Focus and Fiesta are in Germany and the UK.

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>Kek, this is how you know bobos are starting to go into cope mode
>I'm expecting a follow-up quoting this text also

>> No.53120898

when is the time to sell JEPI or is it still a hold for 2023?

>> No.53120904

So are they going to do something about the trillions and trillions of dollars of wealth all these boomers are getting fucked out of, or are (((they))) going to just blame the republicans for not being able to work with the Biden administration?

>> No.53120907

the ford f150 is the 2nd highest ever revenue generating product made behind the iphone.

>> No.53120910

She's the quintessential "person who made one incredibly good call and now everyone assumes they are a genius." sad, many such cases

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>> No.53120928

What about marlboro cigarettes?

>> No.53120929
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soxl chads when we getting back in?

>> No.53120930

>market won't be getting better anytime soon
>this is what most of your retards voted for

>> No.53120933

Iphones have like 40% margins, these boomer shitboxes have like 2% margins

>> No.53120934

They're shit, they break down in no time at all and cost a fuckload to repair.
Yes, government contracts.

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imagine thinking you vote for the fed chairman

>> No.53120942


>> No.53120943
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Today is exactly 45 days until Feb 17, the next monthly options expiry after Jan
good time to sell options to harvest theta
you guys do farm your theta fields, right?

>> No.53120946

The wife and I capped our roths for the year, yyyeeeeppp. Can't wait for the next one

>> No.53120948

He's saying Rivian has a chance.

>> No.53120956

Sometimes you get what you deserve

>> No.53120958

At least you're consistent

>> No.53120961

>implying the majority of people voted for this and the past two elections were not stolen
fuck you and the horse you rode in on

>> No.53120963

If Boomers have wealth, they're more likely to retire. They retire and the labor force falls to shit. Labor force falls to shit (even more) and the country dies.

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Yeah but at least we don't have to read mean tweets anymore

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I gotta say, its comfy being a bobo-bro.

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I did vote, not that it mattered.

>> No.53120982

reading those mean tweets were the best part of my day

>> No.53120984

>Tesla will never union up. The second they try, musk will move everything to India and china. Maybe mexico too.
TSLA has literally been built on top of and survives because of US EV subsidies. The hangover from moving overseas would literally kill Musk in seconds.

>> No.53120986

That’s why they are panicking and letting everyone immigrate.
Too bad only Whites (and non-jeet Asians) actually contribute positively to the economy according to financial reports.

>> No.53120990

> It's only ETF share creation/deletion that has an impact.
The fund has to make adjustments for stocks joining or leaving the cap-weighted index. The index weightings can also change, like if it uses float-adjusted market cap and a stock’s float changes.

>> No.53120994

What a nightmare.

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Allegedly boomers will be passing on 53 trillion dollars in wealth once they pass. Which obviously means the government is going to step in and tax the fuck out of it, probably at 60%. That's why I'm keeping my inheritance in my anus.

>> No.53120998

Hold JEPI at least until the fed announces a pivot. JEPI outperforms in bear and crab markets, and it is unlikely we will see a strong bull market again until that happens. I am guessing that we will see more pain before it gets better, but at least with JEPI you will outperform in those market conditions and you won't miss out on too much upside if the start of the bull market precedes the fed pivot by a few months.

>> No.53121004

thanks fren

>> No.53121014

So I just made $221 on TSLA shares by buying at 104.91. It’s at 106.67. Is it foolish to hold it longer now? Or no?

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>Too bad only Whites (and non-jeet Asians) actually contribute positively to the economy according to financial reports.

This is delusional whiteoid cope. Go shoot up the local school / Walmart while I have to contribute to the tax base and pay for your cousin in West Virginia snorting opiates and OD'ing

>> No.53121017

You don't think china or India would give them subsidies for bringing his business to their country? Especially china.

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Is it really this easy?

>> No.53121033

Post hands Rajesh

>> No.53121035

This is true, although that has no significant connection to TSLA's decline in particular.

>> No.53121037

Going to China would mean that he gives up all his IP to Chinese companies.

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>> No.53121047

>h1b thinking he's useful

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>> No.53121052

we really need another indian business owner running all cash to cheat our tax system

>> No.53121053

I'd sell that shit.

>> No.53121054

Estate tax kicks in at like $12 million. If you're in this thread, you're probably not going to be affected.

>> No.53121055

>JEPI outperforms in bear and crab markets
JEPIshills are so retarded. It was founded in May 2020. May 2020.

You're bragging about a Cathie-tier success of n=1.

>> No.53121059

>A household filled with 50 poos
>"We make the most money!"

>> No.53121061


>> No.53121063

>while I have to contribute
>I really hate being forced to live in a white country
>And being forced to work for these high wages
>Life was so much better back in India
>I wish it were as simple as stepping onto an airplane to go back to a better country!

>> No.53121070


I am literally indian-american. I just chuckle to myself when I see white-americans, who are statistically way more likely to use welfare and commit all sorts of violent crime, try and pretend like the entire asian and indian community is not aware of how poorly they raise their kids

Teach your kids linear algebra at a young age and stop letting them do drugs (xanax, percs) and get into violence

>> No.53121076

What is normalcy? There’s no such thing, anything humans do is “normal.” What you mean is why haven’t we forced things back the way we want to yet. Why hasn’t my neo-fascism triumphed yet? Where is Trump? Well anon, these things take time. But make no mistake you guys are doing a good job helping destroying democracy.

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I'm not talking about estate tax. Democrats could probably convince their brainlets base that middle class is the new rich and that we need to be taxing the fuck out of any money they left over to "eat the rich" and fight generational wealth which is a product of white supremacy.

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tsla 0 eow

>> No.53121093

You really don't want a fair comparison between random Whites and random Indians. Or between H-1B filtered Whites and H-1B filtered Indians. Those would devastate your clearly fragile ego.

>> No.53121092

The poorest white American still has a toilet and knows how to poo in it which is more then you can say about 99% of pajeets in the world

>> No.53121094

Don't shoot up a walmart billy, relax. Need a xanax? Lol

>> No.53121099

I forgot to make fun of gme baggies

>> No.53121102

>finally get filled on JSPR
>it dumps

>> No.53121104

>Indian American
Kek, don’t you have a gas station to work or a tech company to ruin?

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Wait is this you?

>> No.53121110

>The fund has to make adjustments for stocks joining or leaving the cap-weighted index.
This is actually what caused TSLA to squeeze like crazy years ago. NASDAQ weight index threshold was met and you had guys like Softbank herding in for a gamma move
Yes that is me. For the record i fuck this women regularly now, she is kinky as hell

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>I am literally indian-american
Aren't you the retard who claimed he wasn't a pajeet because only your parents were born in India

>> No.53121115

I can’t believe I’ve been sharing a thread with a proud jeet. I thought they only scammed Crypto.
India is clearly far better than white countries. Super pooper when?

>> No.53121122

PBR baggies kek, they're going to make a refinery for brazilian monkeys instead of making us money.

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Imagine being Indian.

>> No.53121133

there are multiple university research studies out there proving that dividends arent very effective for investors portfolios or for a business to actually grow but go ahead and keep shilling them retard

>> No.53121136

White Supremacy is a myth, it's actually systemic jewish oppression that keeps the black man down.

>> No.53121137

Is she a prostitute?

>> No.53121140

Glad to see you finally got the poon you've been chasing all these years dear.

>> No.53121142

Hello good sir are you redeeming tesla right now?

>> No.53121147

Clearly I have upset some white americans in this thread when discussing how much more we contribute to the local tax bases and commit way (i mean WAY) less crime than them. Fragile group, really.

I just hope they don't shoot up the local Hindu temple or whatever. I do not want another New York grocery store /pol/tard situation happening because of white angst

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I guess I really should've sold my SOXL bags when it hit $15 quite some time back. I bought a little just to see how the hold meme would hold up. What a mistake that was. Could've just bought a brand new pc (excluding a few pieces aa they are functional) with the money I lost on SOXL.

At least with that my software would work faster and let me test stuff out in my business venture. But really it was just so I could play video games with better settings and to play the few unoptimized games I own that are just flat out too laggy or have to be played close to bottom tier graphics whoch are just horrendous on one of these games

>> No.53121151

Every day I pray to God (the white Anglo God not the Brown Italian God) that China, India and Pakistan have a 3way nuclear war (war goals of population removal)

>> No.53121157
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Angst from indians

>> No.53121162

I typically never post and lurk, but I’ve had to go to India for business many times.
They’re one of the most disgusting and selfish people on the planet. Everything they do is scamming and making another miserable. An entire culture built on tearing others down rather than lifting each other up. I had to stay near their fucken human waste holy river.
They’d be worse than Jews if they were half as smart and had enough hygiene to encourage foreign investment.

>> No.53121165

Read the prospectus and look at their holdings. Mostly lower beta value companies with strong balance sheets which outperform in bear markets. They also have lower exposure to the overvalued IT sector compared to the sp500. Their covered call ELN's provide additional income in bear and crab markets. All three of these traits I listed are reasons why JEPI outperforms in bear and crab markets. The recent performance is just a validation of what we already know would happen given the implementation of these strategies. JEPI is not a buy and hold forever position, but it is an excellent choice for the current market.

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>> No.53121172

Exactly. Why do they seethe and cope 24/7 on /pol/ about dajuz? They know they are being dominated and just seethe about it.
Now they'll come up with some parallel about how dajuz are a parasite and therefore that doesn't count or something. LMAO

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They also have a hard on for ruling others. Like the caste system thing is a fucking drug to them.

>> No.53121178

dot or feather?

>> No.53121180

Imagine looking on the street you just pooed on and the color of the poo is the exact same color as your skin

>> No.53121184

Half their culture is built on and around racism. You shouldn’t be surprised. It’s always been like this.

>> No.53121185

we're already hyperinflating and then deflating all generational wealth away
no need for new taxes when the value of your dollars is cut in half and boomer 401ks get rugpulled by 60% at the same time

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>> No.53121191

Feathers are too busy drinking themselves to death to post here.

>> No.53121192

>Fragile group, really.

>> No.53121195

This is getting out of hand. Now there are poo of them!

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This will likely be the biggest inflationary event of our lifetimes when retarded millennials and zoomers blow it all on steam games and funkopops.

>> No.53121206


Your inferiority complex is not relevant to stocks and we don't need to read about it. Please use a trip and learn to use a toilet, thx.

>> No.53121208

You have statistically tiny dicks

>> No.53121209

boomers aren't passing down a penny

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>not setting up a trust

Are boomers really this dumb?

>> No.53121226

lol...lmao! White people are always the least racist (unfortunately). Like imaging thinking that whites are a low caste because they're 'christan' when we free'd their enslaved asses from the mughals and owned their shit country for 100 years.

>> No.53121231

I wanted to swing trade SOXL but with my mentality Id quickly screw up, fomo, and lose a lot. My only solace is I mostly refused to buy any all the way down from $70+. I can't imagine how terrible I'd feel if I went all in at a price of over $30 or even $20. Just $20 is my entire networth cut in half, $30 is two-thirds, and $40 is three-fourths. Worst is that if SOXX goes back to all time high (assuming all underlying move exactly he same for both), then SOXL will be far away from ATH.

Any ideas when the market might finally turn around? The fed seems intent on pushing rates higher and Im confident the effects will soon be felt. Even with SPY being mostly a few companies, the other 490 being negatively affected will likely drag it down.

>> No.53121234

Projecting hard, honky

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Doesn’t this have something to do with picking up ebony cutie 3.14s at the projects and honking your horn so they come out and you don’t have to deal with their pavement ape brothers/cousins?

>> No.53121358

You mean TSLA being added to the S&P 500 in 2020?

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roll for bull pump for eod

>> No.53121546

The alternative is buying puts. When a downward trend is established you turn the chart upside down and buy puts instead of calls.

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what's with all the vaxxies dropping dead all the sudden?

Also who's still shorting TSLA

>> No.53121930

They even gave it to the otter?!

>> No.53121999

What are those fish doing?

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