Sergey's everlasting dangling of the carrot

[Anonymous No.53117704]

>Muh Hippassus watery demise
>Ari posts some more obscure physical shitcoins from 800 years ago
>Sergey shows up in the biggest slop suit ever
>We made up the enterprise abstraction layer
>Let's invite the biggest crypto scam artist to our flagship conference
>He shows up on Zoom
>DECO is in alpha beta delta
>H-hey we hired some old academic from the ultra successful Diem/Libra project!
>We also hired the CTO of the Diem foundation!
>We are paying them exorbitant salaries to accomplish nothing
>Here lock up your tokens for 12-24 months
>O-oh ok we'll lower it to 9-12 months we're sorry
>We'll just remove all connections to Celsius off our website and not say anything about it
>Bancor too whoops sorry
>Look at our big brain Dan Boneh who will deliver us CCI-ACK

[Anonymous No.53117735]

Simeon was trying to save us all

the hero biz didn't deserve

[Anonymous No.53117750]

>Oh we're not done, we are uhh... moving Adelyn out of the CMO role into something else
>We just don't have a CMO now
>We POWER web3, look at our TVL!
>Sorry I meant our TVS
>Hmm ok let's try TVE, yeah look at TVE
>I'm totally not a scam artist like every crypto scam artist I've associated with in our history
>Yes everyone from Ari to Tom Gonser to Eric Schmidt gets paid in LINK tokens but we promise you'll get to cash out eventually!
>Yeah our nodes are so profitab-ACK

[Anonymous No.53117757]

the fud is so bullish bros

[Anonymous No.53117772]

>>53117704
That disgusting fat faggot nearly became a billionaire because of Link

[Anonymous No.53117778]

>>53117704
shut up baggie

[Anonymous No.53117801]

>>53117704
I feel so bad for having told friends and family to buy chainlink when it was $20+
Really thought I'd help them but didn't know I was getting scammed as well

[Anonymous No.53117815]

>Hey guys look our early access staki-ACK
>Ok look now guys the general access staking filled up!
>It's 4.75% you should be so happy
>Oh LINK is down 35% from when we launched staking?
>We are just not going to bother releasing a new year's eve video
>Yeah sorry we tried convincing exchanges to use Proof of Reserves but turns out truth isn't desired!
>We are still scheduled to dump tens of millions of tokens yes anon

[Anonymous No.53117819]

>>53117801
lol me too, I thought it was a "deal" and I was going to make them rich

[Anonymous No.53117863]

>Wow we have a lot of angry anons!
>Here why don't you educate yourself on Web3 and how to code again, and some obscure metrics we use here at Chainlink
>Look at the latest DeFi, NFT and Gaming integrations! That's what you signed up for anon, right?

[Anonymous No.53117916]

Fumbling staking may turn out to have been a costly error. 5 years into the project and the token continues to have literally no use. Compare to the robust tokenomics of ETH, which to be frank isn't even that much older of a project.

In this bear cycle, guys like chainlink and uniswap who have treated their token holders AKA INVESTORS with contempt are going to be turned upsidedown and shaken.

[Anonymous No.53117930]

What's sad is that if they just did what they said they were going to do and pumped the token price, they'd make way more money than scamming 4cuck neets and dumping on them.

[Anonymous No.53118021]

>>53117916
Whats even more repulsing is that Chainlink basically spits in the face of people who gave him all the funding for his expensive hobby project and personal slush fund.

For more than ONE YEAR there has not been a single update on the roadmap. Last update was 1st of Jan 2022, at smartcon there was zero roadmap update, only a obfuscated time-line for the v0.1 alpha staking. No CCIP, no partnerships, no "build-rewards" update - nothing. Like just spitting in the face of everyone who believed in him. Truly pathetic.

[Anonymous No.53118041]

>>53117704
>>53117750
>>53117815
>>53117863
I can immediately tell you spent way too much time closely following and at the same time fudding Chainlink.
Maybe next time don't fud your own bags.

[Anonymous No.53118066]

>>53117704
>>53117750
DOOOOO NOT REDEEM SIR!!!!

[Anonymous No.53118101]

Angry bagholder knows everything about Link and spends 24/7 watching price chart and fudding his own bag. Sad

[Anonymous No.53118122]

>>53118021
I was so close to buy a ticket to NYC and book a hotel to attend Smartcon.
Holy fuck what a let down it would have been...

It really is an electric shock waking up and figuring that you're experiencing the same disillusionment some dogcoin holders had, yet they're still heavily up compared to chainlink for the past year.

[Anonymous No.53118149]

>>53118122
>Holy fuck what a let down it would have been...
19000+ people. Whats a let down to you?

[Anonymous No.53118158]

>>53118101
Been like that since 2018.

[Anonymous No.53118178]

>>53118122
>imagine spending $1,4k to witness first hand the people behind the leading enterprise grade project that powers the entire infrastructure of crypto and web3
>only to be greeted with this

[Anonymous No.53118195]

>>53118149
>19000+ people.
Yeah I'm going to need a heckin' citation for that one bud. 20k attendees my ass

[Anonymous No.53118199]

>>53118149
holy fuck now we're resorting to blatant lies lmao
either this or linkies literally can't read a fucking graph

[Anonymous No.53118210]

>>53118199
hahahah btfo. What a retard

[Anonymous No.53118274]

>>53118199
>>53118210
Anons, I...

[Anonymous No.53118330]

>>53118149
>>53118199
>virtual attendees
holy cope. My youtube farting videos have more "virtual attendees" than that

[Anonymous No.53118335]

>>53118199
>>53118210
Are you fucking blind

[Anonymous No.53118406]

>>53118330
Now do them live and see how many attendees you have.