/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53114626]

Nat Gas Limit Down Edition

You did sell you nat gas futures last year right anon?? RIGHT!?

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/BondCenter/Default.jsp

[Anonymous No.53114642]

First of many AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's to come soon enough

[Anonymous No.53114649]

Kobeni is best girl

[Anonymous No.53114651]

>>53114626

[Anonymous No.53114658]

Literally at the bottom unless china attacks

[Anonymous No.53114697]

I don't understand the logic of bobos, especially the media jews talking about muh crash in Q1 while they say in the same sentence economy too strong, employment too high, wages too high, GDP literally at 3.2% but somehow economy takes a shit and earnings will contract massively in Q1 ? how?
looking at put/call ratio they are literally baiting retail into shorting while they know the upcoming CPI print at Jan 12 (if coming in softer) will give us a far better short opportunity after the inevitable face ripping rally
can't believe people are this retarded

[Anonymous No.53114713]

Wheres the guy that did buy over 400 BOIL yesterday?

[Anonymous No.53114716]

>>53114697
>he doesn't understand the logic of rape hikes
that's right, you don't understand, that's why your money is being transferred from you to me

[Anonymous No.53114723]

>>53114697
There’s a 60% probability the S&P futures touch 4000 before end of month. It’s basically free money to buy the calls and sell em for 5x as we explode higher from the panic buying that will ensue in the beginning of the year here.

[Anonymous No.53114724]

[Anonymous No.53114730]

jerome is already too tight.
inflation has peaked, it's coming down.
but jerome is going to keep tightening and stay too tight for too long and cause a lot of pain
then he's going to show up with more bags of free money for everyone to fix the problem that he caused in the first place
deep down i think this is his goal all along.

[Anonymous No.53114741]

>>53114716
I made massive profit selling the rips but I'm just 20% in shorts right now as a hedge because I'm not that retarded like you believing the jew consensus without thinking it through myself

[Anonymous No.53114742]

Oooo I joined YANG gang too early...

[Anonymous No.53114759]

>>53114697
You know rate hike effects haven’t been felt because of the lag right? Tech companies have already laid off hundreds of thousands despite still making tons of money because they know what’s going to happen. Even a 2 trillion dollar company like Apple knows they're fucked in a permanently high interest rate environment going forward. People think the Fed is going to go back to zero percent hikes (an anomaly) and stocks are going to go parabolic again along with housing (also an anomaly, rarer than once in a lifetime looking at previous history) but that can’t happen when the US government is pushing for trillions to be printed every year going forward permanently. Inflation is definitely going up again in early 2024 at the earliest and wages are still lagging behind inflation from 2022 as is. There is nothing good to look forward too in the next few years as it stands now.

[Anonymous No.53114764]

I shorted EUROPE . THOUGHTS ? Am i going to make it?

[Anonymous No.53114777]

>>53114730
Youve really exposed yourself as a retard over the course of this year havent you

[Anonymous No.53114781]

>>53114626
/ES is movin boys. I cant wait to suck those dicks

[Anonymous No.53114782]

>>53114777
Look At The Bonds. He Is Already Too Tight.

[Anonymous No.53114800]

Gold is up good

[Anonymous No.53114818]

>>53114782
Bond market doesnt lead the fed 100% of the time no matter how loudly that cuck may scream it in these threads. Seethe at this until the 10 year hits 5%. I am right

[Anonymous No.53114825]

>>53114818
his favorite curve inverted. the bonds market is calling time on his tightening. he is too tight as determined by the bonds market.
can you show me examples when the bond market didn't lead the fed? it would be nice if u would actually have a conversation with me.

[Anonymous No.53114830]

>>53114764
Explain goyim. Did u make sure to short the Engerland?

[Anonymous No.53114837]

>interview at a VC for a jr analyst tomorrow
what do I need to know anons

[Anonymous No.53114843]

What's with the huge green pumping right now? Some bullish news I missed out on?

[Anonymous No.53114854]

>>53114764
SAME HERE :DD

[Anonymous No.53114857]

>>53114759
They will just settle on high inflation. The us is massively in debt and it’s only getting deeper in debt. Interest on the debt will become the entirety of tax revenue at higher rates. They will accept 5% interest and 10% inflation which is really 30-100 inflation on many things people buy regularly.

10$ gallons of milk will be fine and then 20$. So long as the rich keep getting proportionally richer and Israel stays defended its no big deal. The plebs will just eat spy, they already do, and then bugs. It’s better for the environment after all. Steak will be 1000$ per pound but that’s a good thing!

[Anonymous No.53114884]

>>53114825
>examples
It literally happened this year, bond market called peak rate at 4% preceding the cooling cpi prints. Then jerome raped that bluff with dot plots showing revised estimates of rates peaking north of 5% through 2023. Guess what. The ten year has resumes its climb

[Anonymous No.53114896]

>>53114857
>Interest on the debt will become the entirety of tax revenue at higher rates
Majority of US treasuries are on fixed rates that arent affected by current bout of rates yet. Retards ITT saying the US will default on its debt at these levels act as if US debt is fucking variable rate or was purchased within the last year. Please stop with this cope

[Anonymous No.53114897]

> futures

Wtf was that pump ?!?

[Anonymous No.53114900]

>>53114897
we are getting bogged

[Anonymous No.53114904]

>>53114837
Jr analyst doing what?

[Anonymous No.53114939]

No matter how big of a piece of shit you are. Your value is infinite. Work hard and be somebody.

[Anonymous No.53114948]

>>53114651
Ya know I get stuck in human traffic every morning on the way to work, but you don't see me setting up hotlines about it.

[Anonymous No.53114952]

>>53114896
They need to roll the debt and are adding to it constantly at current rates. It’s all short term paper. The US won’t default cause we owe most of it to ourselves and it would just fuck us over but we they will absolutely not let the FED raise rates to like 10%+ where they should be right now. They will accept higher inflation instead.

[Anonymous No.53114957]

/ES is going nuts. Eurofag gap up will eat up all the fkn tendies

[Anonymous No.53114962]

>natty gas futures

[Anonymous No.53114961]

>>53114759
anon why are you repeating the same bullshit everybody and their dog does? it's literally no new information and also wrong. you're a sheep.

[Anonymous No.53114972]

/ES up
Gold up
Oil up
DXY* up


Which one(s) will reverse by the end of the day?


Also
>Nat gas
LOL
LMAO

[Anonymous No.53114976]

>pump early in the morning
This is gonna turn to red by open.

[Anonymous No.53114985]

>>53114697
The 3.2% GDP is annualized QoQ value, adjusted for seasonalities. YoY would be a much better indicator during volatile times.

[Anonymous No.53114994]

>>53114976
I sure hope so

[Anonymous No.53115011]

>DXY up
>futures up
Th-this cannot be

[Anonymous No.53115043]

Yeah I am thinking that we may in fact he back

Wouldn't it be funny while everyone's a Bobo we summon the golden Bull

[Anonymous No.53115053]

>>53115043

big tech is going to zero, because it has zero value.

[Anonymous No.53115060]

>>53115053
What phone do u have

[Anonymous No.53115072]

>>53115060

>What phone do u have

I have the fartass brand phone. I in no way support big tech, as i am posting from a computer made from cardboard and slightly used chicken nuggest.

[Anonymous No.53115078]

>futures

>>53114649
Looks cute. Maybe I should watch episode 2

>>53114800
Based xenoass poster

[Anonymous No.53115080]

>>53115011
>DXY UP
>Stocks UP
>Bonds UP
>Metals UP

Ohnonono; someone will be left bagholding for sure

[Anonymous No.53115081]

>>53114626
AAAAAAA MUSKY HUSKIES THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.53115082]

>>53115081
>inb4 PHEV aren't EVs

[Anonymous No.53115092]

>>53115080
Ya Nat gas babies
lol lamo

[Anonymous No.53115095]

>>53115081

the problem is, china lies about literally fucking everything. there is no reason to believe ANYTHING they say unless they prove it.

[Anonymous No.53115111]

This pump feels like a giant bull trap. I wonder if it will open green and then dump HARD at close red?

[Anonymous No.53115136]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53115147]

>>53115111
Trips of truth, thank God, I was getting pretty worried

[Anonymous No.53115176]

It's all so fucking tiresome...

[Anonymous No.53115182]

>>53114626
https://youtu.be/psf_rK8DIcs

>Explains how people like you aren't interested in solving black issues
>Explains how black crimerates have risen since blacks started to move to poor inner city areas after the Irish and the Italians moved out and that crimerates for blacks were previously low in comparison
>Explains how socioeconomic factors have lead black people to commit more crimes.
>Explains how blacks have been systematically discriminated against
>Explains how US policies both now and in the past have kept blacks down and how joining criminal gangs is sometimes the only way for blacks to prosper in densely populated poor inner city areas
>Explains how sometimes US policies have been constructed to deliberately to hurt black people even after civil rights
>Explains why the fact that blacks commit more crimes isn't sufficient evidence to suggest that it's all genetic
>Everything said in the Video is backed up by extensive research
>Gives concrete solutions on how to fix these issues

Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculus claims about black crime statistics? By all means, watch the whole video, i promise you that you can't debunk it.

>inb4 i get told to shut the fuck up by someone who hasn't watched the video and is triggered by these FACTS
>inb4 someone says oppressing blacks is good
>inb4 someone says bring back slavery
>inb4 someone uses anecdotal evidece
>inb4 someone links black crime statistics withput context and without an analisys of WHY blacks commit more crimes
>inb4 someone calls me a cuck
>inb4 someone says flag checks out
>inb4 "muh slide thread"
>inb4 "sage" because /pol/tard is triggered by a different opinion

keep the dicussion on topic and don't do anything that is mentioned above in the inb4 section. You should be open minded and watch the video instead and dicuss it WITH SOURCES.

i'm open to having my mind changed. but only with reliable sources that explain why the numbers are look like they do.

[Anonymous No.53115186]

>>53114985
so it's at 1.9% and companies had 12 months to prepare for higher rates and the most telegraphed upcoming recession in history.
still can't believe people believe fed while we had four (4) back-to-back 75bps while fed said on December 2021 they will do max. 75bps the whole 2022. they talk though so the market does not ease up too much (see June rally) but believing in the "higher for longer" talk is absolutely braindead and just liquidity for hedgies who now magically believe the fed (except the bond/debt market)
being contrarian is the correct move now.
inflation will be sticky but not at the current level but at 4-5%. now mix it with layoffs then we have a massive crash (around Q2, Q3 this year). that's the time bond market expects even a cut which might be true if lagging rate hikes, high unemployment, sticky inflation and liquidity issues will fuck over the economy hard. they can't ignore that and will probably up their inflation target from 2% t o like 3%

[Anonymous No.53115201]

>>53115111
Zero chance. The heebs are front running a trillion dollars in pension fund mandatory buying as they squeeze the shorts and bankrupt retails long puts.

They will pump this shit right back to 4100 and then as people FOMO back all in they will lay out their shorts and dump it straight to new 52 week lows.

It’s all so tiresome. Just think “what would (((they))) do” and then you know what to trade cause they control the machines which control the markets.

[Anonymous No.53115205]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53115212]

>>53115201
I could see this. The last giga pump to 410 was so fake and obvious

[Anonymous No.53115237]

Please tell me that we bart today. T-thats all this is, r-right frens, R-RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.53115239]

>>53114843
New year with Hopium

[Anonymous No.53115244]

>>53115237
sure we crash to new lows today. no worries bobo

[Anonymous No.53115254]

>>53115244
I feel much better now

[Anonymous No.53115278]

WE CAN GO WHERE WE WANT TO
TO A PLACE THEY'LL NEVER FIND
WE CAN ACT LIKE WE'RE FROM OUT OF THIS WORLD
LEAVE THE REAL ONE FAR BEHIND

[Anonymous No.53115305]

Whoa Black Betty, wtfwt

[Anonymous No.53115335]

>HE FELL FOR THE MOST CONSENSUS BEAR TRAP IN EXISTENCE

Suffer the Wrath of Heaven

[Anonymous No.53115359]

Europe +3% today ?

[Anonymous No.53115373]

>>53115335
red by close

[BUY PUTS NOW No.53115386]

China is kill

[Anonymous No.53115388]

What the fuck is up with DXY?

[Anonymous No.53115398]

Ken Block is dead
>futures

[Anonymous No.53115417]

All the ingredients are there for a financial crisis, but we just need a catalyst still. There have already been several potential catalysts, but all of them have been caught at the last second so far. There's no way they can keep that up. Eventually one will slip through.

[Anonymous No.53115449]

>>53114626
vix up
dollar up
stocks up

wh..what the fuck is going on

[BUY PUTS NOW No.53115456]

>People in China and India are dropping like flies.

>Markets mega bullish

[Anonymous No.53115464]

>>53115456
Wait what, QRD on why that's happening?

[Anonymous No.53115466]

>>53115449
:^)

[Anonymous No.53115470]

>>53115456
>this nigga showing up

yeah we finna be neon green

[Anonymous No.53115514]

>>53115464
well you see it started with the dream of some scientists to save Gaia from human pollution
after consulting the high priests at the WEF, Dr. Fauci gave them a holy mission: they went into some bat caves, took some samples..
praise Gaia

[Anonymous No.53115553]

Should I buy calls as a hedge, or should I just double down on shorts?

[Anonymous No.53115633]

>ko premarket is a vertical line
Recession cancelled
So much for the january slump
Remember to buy sugar water with your micky dees

[Anonymous No.53115686]

The pump is fading away

[Anonymous No.53115699]

>>53115633
My mom is addicted to diet Cokes. My brother has to go buy her 8 two liters every few days, and he is tired of having to go lug those heavy bottles around for her. Can they deliver a pallet of two liters to a residence?

[Anonymous No.53115712]

>>53115686
We are going to hit at least 3800 today. Whoever bought at the top is going to be a baggie for rest of january.

[Anonymous No.53115717]

>>53115712
Shit do be volatile

[Anonymous No.53115719]

>>53115699
Addicted you say?
So we can raise the price then...

[Anonymous No.53115726]

>>53115699
>My brother has to go buy her 8 two liters every few days, and he is tired of having to go lug those heavy bottles around
Advise him to wear track suit and running shoes while doing it and see it as a new years resolution to get /fit/. Mission will be accomplished when it feels easy.

[Anonymous No.53115750]

>>53115726
Kek, and he has collected so many of those black plastic stackable racks that hold 8 two liters they sit in, that he could almost make a small privacy fence out of them

[Anonymous No.53115787]

>>53115719
Yea some of my inheritance is being siphoned away to KO bureaucrat boomer it appears

[Anonymous No.53115797]

>1 full year of stocks going down and he is still short

[Anonymous No.53115808]

Is it going to be another "green premarket and red day"?

[Anonymous No.53115854]

>>53115797
We might be green on the year by December 23, but between now and then we will be red.

[Anonymous No.53115859]

>>53115808
Everyday until spy hits 200

[Anonymous No.53115873]

>>53115854
we are green ytd

[Anonymous No.53115900]

>>53115797
Didn't feel like it cause of posters like you calling the bottom every green day

[Anonymous No.53115906]

>>53115398
Man, that's unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.53115943]

Think I might short Tiktok. North Carolina is gearing up to ban the site and is (((urging))) other states to do the same kek.

[Anonymous No.53115964]

>>53115943
Why have they been trying to ban it? How widely known is it that tiktok is chinese spyware? Cause I feel like everyone does even the zoomers but we just don't care enough.

[Anonymous No.53115968]

>>53115943
>short tiktok
not public traded larping faggot
you can only trade indirectly over parent company

[Anonymous No.53116005]

Check the dxy

[Anonymous No.53116016]

>>53114697
someone needs to hold the stinky fiat bags while we inflate

[Anonymous No.53116020]

>>53115808

No retard

Dollar up 1.2% and VIX +5.5% of contract rollover to crush. It’s going to be a 3% up day.

[Anonymous No.53116022]

ive never been fucked as fast as I have been with natural gas

[Anonymous No.53116059]

>>53116022
>trading the most volatile and rigged commodities market
better check the weather forecast or you might see another rug pull

[Anonymous No.53116088]

>>53116059

[Anonymous No.53116095]

>>53116022
why didn't you sell?

[Anonymous No.53116097]

>>53116059
thats not nickel

[Anonymous No.53116098]

>>53116095
>why didnt you time the top

[Anonymous No.53116110]

Am I a fucking joke to you???

[Anonymous No.53116113]

>fintwit doomer bears already bitching and moaning about VIX/DXY/ES all up

Yeah it’s gonna be a face ripper today

[Anonymous No.53116115]

>>53116098
so you were up and then started being less and less up and you were okay with that?
ya can't spell bagholderism without /smg/ kek

[Anonymous No.53116128]

>>53116115
I was never up, I entered after that first -10% drop for a bounce that never came

[Anonymous No.53116130]

>>53116022
Natural gas drop killed my coal stocks today on the ASX market. The Coal price has barely budged rolling over from December into January.

[Anonymous No.53116134]

>>53116110
two more decades, buy the bonds goy!

[Anonymous No.53116136]

>>53116110
the worst is finally behind us

now we can get back to our nice and easy gains :)

[Anonymous No.53116163]

>>53116128
>slurpbaggie
if you say you didn't get out and started DCAing instead you'll be worthy of the /smg/ ruling elite title
>all hail

[Anonymous No.53116167]

Can some anon please explain bonds to me? When yields rise the price of bond ETFs goes lower but the dividend goes up so in the end it's the same yield?

[Anonymous No.53116171]

> futures

Its dumping

[Anonymous No.53116177]

>>53116171
oh boy, its gonna crab at open and dump at close today perhaps

[Anonymous No.53116181]

>>53114741
Yeah you're retarded

[Anonymous No.53116185]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53116194]

>>53116185
damar hamlin was the only thing holding the market up

[Anonymous No.53116199]

>>53116167
>Can some anon please explain bonds to me?
not me, couldn't care less about em

[Anonymous No.53116205]

>>53116194
You can't count on niggers, as a matter of fact, niggers can't count at all!

[Anonymous No.53116213]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53116218]

>>53116194
How are they gonna contain this when the nigs find out they were Tuskegee'd again

[Anonymous No.53116225]

I'm getting heemed and market hasn't even opened yet

[Anonymous No.53116236]

good morning sirs. what caused the sudden redeeming ?

[Anonymous No.53116238]

DXY* still up
/ES going down
Oil going down
Gold going down slightly


Nat gas lol lmao

[Anonymous No.53116241]

It's all so tiresome this game. Tesla shares, index call spreads w/ ATM buy OTM sell. Will just play that till eom and hopefully feel some shit out.

[Anonymous No.53116244]

>futures green
>my S&P short up 6%
I am confusion

[Anonymous No.53116245]

>>53114730

I'm never trusting a lumposter for financial advice after the SOXL debacle

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53116248]

>>53114658
China won't do shit

[Anonymous No.53116252]

>>53116248
Why u up so damn early?

[Anonymous No.53116255]

>Nasdaq down from +1.0% to 0.40 almost instantly

ok what the fuck happened

[Anonymous No.53116272]

>>53116248
I'm more worried about some brinkmanship. They blockaded Taiwan for the pelosi visit in some ways. Kind of like norks firing drones into Seoul and kospi down as a result. Will xi do more pushing like we have seen in south china sea

[Anonymous No.53116274]

All in Intel for a couple days. How retarded is this idea?

[Anonymous No.53116275]

Wtf, I thought Europe was supposed to be begging for gas because they were gonna freeze to death. Were Russia loving poltards wrong? Hey, what am I supposed to do with these Russian ADRs, I've been holding these bags for nearly a year now, they're heavy.

[Anonymous No.53116280]

>>53116255
I sold

[Anonymous No.53116286]

>>53116274
>tiktok logo on the bottom right

[Anonymous No.53116289]

uh guise.. VIX is going up much more than SPX would imply.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53116292]

>>53116252
I'm phone posting from bed, I wanted to wish everyone a Happy First Trading Day of the New Year and a prosperous 2023

[Anonymous No.53116294]

>>53116289
this time will be different

[Anonymous No.53116295]

>>53116275
DARPA showing off

At least seven countries saw their warmest January weather on record on New Year’s Day

[Anonymous No.53116297]

>>53115417
I like these memes
I had the pizza delivery one saved but I cant find it

[Anonymous No.53116298]

>>53116274
dead money. INTC literally won't move at [current price] for the next 5 years

[Anonymous No.53116307]

>>53115398
He died doing what he loved, being a retard while being dressed like an asshat

[Anonymous No.53116308]

>>53116295
They still using HAARP up in Alaska, or they got even more powerful shit now?

[Anonymous No.53116316]

>>53116167
I promise to give you $100 in 2030, and also to pay $4 every year until then. This is promise is basically a bond with face value $100 and 4% coupon. Both are fixed. I sell the bond to you and you pay me $90 today for it.

Tomorrow, we learn that there is insane inflation and the dollar will be worthless by the end of the week. You go on the open market and try to sell the bond to another sucker. Someone buys it from you for $2. He has, in effect, purchased a bond with a 200% coupon/divvy (the yearly payment of $4 is twice as large as the $2 he paid) and some insane yield (the $100 face value you get in 2030 is way larger than the $2 he paid).

capiche?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53116317]

>>53116307
Who the fuck is this guy?

[Anonymous No.53116393]

>>53115398
VAXXED

[Anonymous No.53116422]

Waiting for these servers to open.. fuck holidays and year end idiosyncratic shit from tax optimization. December/januarh suck

[Anonymous No.53116423]

>>53116393
My guess is broken neck from the tracks hitting his head.

[Anonymous No.53116435]

>>53116423
Clotshot induced brain aneurysm impacted his decision making

[Anonymous No.53116529]

feels good to be back bros but fuck this gay market

[Anonymous No.53116534]

>>53116295
>Give Europe some comfy spring warmth weather
>Freeze the shit out of America
I hate the government so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.53116543]

futures are schizo as fuck right now

[Anonymous No.53116555]

It's not time to start DCA yet. Cash bros, hold steady

[Anonymous No.53116567]

Market is healing, green day?

[Anonymous No.53116589]

>>53116567
Not so fast

[Anonymous No.53116626]

>futures
Clown market

[Anonymous No.53116638]

>natgas

[Anonymous No.53116647]

>>53115417
SOFT LANDING
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[Anonymous No.53116650]

>>53116294
>If I line up these two charts the way I want it
>Then I can pretend there's a correlation

[Anonymous No.53116658]

>German CPI (YoY) (Dec) Actual 8.6% Forecast 9.1% Previous 10.0%
German CPI (YoY) (Dec) Actual 8.6% Forecast 9.1% Previous 10.0%
>German CPI (YoY) (Dec) Actual 8.6% Forecast 9.1% Previous 10.0%
German CPI (YoY) (Dec) Actual 8.6% Forecast 9.1% Previous 10.0%
>German CPI (YoY) (Dec) Actual 8.6% Forecast 9.1% Previous 10.0%
German CPI (YoY) (Dec) Actual 8.6% Forecast 9.1% Previous 10.0%

[Anonymous No.53116661]

>>53116317
Car go vroom and slide guy. He has a sticky on /o/

[Anonymous No.53116665]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53116666]

>>53116638
what part of natgas going to 3.5 did you not understand?

[Anonymous No.53116685]

>>53116666
Then what Mr quads? Bounce and poomp or crab from there?

[Anonymous No.53116689]

>>53116666
I need this to pump back to 4.81, lick my balls

[Anonymous No.53116694]

>>53116658
so interest rates of 2,5% are enough to succesfully fight inflation ? pivot bros...

[Anonymous No.53116702]

>>53115417
We’re fucked.

[Anonymous No.53116712]

oh my god I regret selling my KOLD last week
I was in at 20
sold before 25
its at 31 now dammit

also I have ants in my kitchen now, any advice

[Anonymous No.53116714]

Wow how curious the S&P is just stagnating at 2 years of no progress.

[Anonymous No.53116729]

>>53116714
Now imagine being a HODLer from 1970 to 1990

[Anonymous No.53116730]

>>53116712
Put cayenne pepper where the come in from, and also cleanup whatever sugar or food they are in there eating

[Anonymous No.53116733]

Today's newspaper in my country had an article on hyperinflation, the Weimar Republic and how the collapse totally wasn't the jews' fault.

Is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.53116734]

>>53116729
At least from 1970-90 I could have made money with a fucking job.

[Anonymous No.53116741]

>>53116734
True
Wage actually outgrew inflation during the time

[Anonymous No.53116749]

>>53116730
thanks I will try it

I think they live inside my kitchen island, but ive also seen them coming out of wall electrical outlets in another room. Ill just shove pepper eveyrwhere

[Anonymous No.53116753]

Natty Gas bros. I lost it all on Natty Gas...

[Anonymous No.53116764]

>>53116753
How'd you think supercomputers are funded? They trade natgas futures based on weather simulations

[Anonymous No.53116773]

>>53116734
What do you even do in that situation?

[Anonymous No.53116789]

>>53116666
looks like a good buy rn. is it, extended satan?

[Anonymous No.53116830]

How much do you have in your emergency fund anons?

[Anonymous No.53116839]

wtf is hjappenig

[Anonymous No.53116840]

>>53116753
did the term widowmaker sound like a joke to you?

[Anonymous No.53116844]

>>53116830
10k + 1oz gold + 100oz silver

[Anonymous No.53116849]

>>53116830
0 dollars

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53116856]

I'm going to make so much fucking money on the market this year. My goal is 2.2 million dollars, anything less will be considered a failure.

[Anonymous No.53116861]

>>53116830
My "emergency fund" is currently six figures USD. CASH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

[Anonymous No.53116866]

>>53116317
>>53116856
I thought you were the same tripfag. Do I need to put both of you on my ignore list?

[Anonymous No.53116870]

>>53116830
3 months salary

[Anonymous No.53116874]

natural gas price keeps going down, fuck

[Anonymous No.53116878]

>>53116870
So $450?

[Anonymous No.53116880]

>>53116878

[Anonymous No.53116881]

Honestly have no idea where to put money besides KOF. Energy looking highly sus atm

[Anonymous No.53116885]

>>53116830
probably 20k of credit cards to tap into

[Anonymous No.53116886]

>>53116878
No he's also 0 dollars

[Anonymous No.53116893]

>>53116874
I'm gonna buy UNG calls for April today. Wish me luck

[Anonymous No.53116898]

>>53116874

back in the day before US LNG exports were a thing, a 4 handle on natty was gods gift to earth. Remember the days of a 1 handle

not sure who introduced natural gas futures to this general, but they are by far the hardest and harshest futures to trade, given a random weather model can swing the price +5% overnight

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53116899]

>>53116830
I don't have emergencies, so there's no need for an emergency fund.

[Anonymous No.53116904]

Job openings tomorrow, important IMO.

[Anonymous No.53116909]

>>53116898
what are handles?

[Anonymous No.53116910]

>>53116856
~$10k/day
well, you'll know if you're on track soon enough

[Anonymous No.53116913]

I went long on europe with a x40 leverage

[Anonymous No.53116923]

oOoOOOOOOO I'm getting fucked by the stock market again, hell yeah baby I missed you.

[Anonymous No.53116932]

>>53116923

Creepy

[Anonymous No.53116937]

>>53116923

[Anonymous No.53116945]

https://youtu.be/0sMqWlXIGSs?t=15583

Thomas Sowell's "Migrations and Cultures" (chapter 3 - Japanese around the world) explains this

[Anonymous No.53116948]

>>53116899
baggie once again making me rethink my life by ironically unironically saying something I personally believe. Stop that.

[Anonymous No.53116951]

>>53116904
how do trade?

[Anonymous No.53116952]

>>53116945
mfw I post in the wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.53117002]

>>53116830
25k

[Anonymous No.53117007]

>>53116951
Webull
Robinhood
Fidelity

All these apps allow trading. You will need a bank account to link.
Alternatively, go through a brokerage service but we live in the future so I wouldn't bother.

[Anonymous No.53117017]

>>53116830
I had 5k, then I got shafted and had to look for a job for 10 months (I was submitting applications regularly throughout). Thankfully I have a good safety net of family but I didn't rely on that until my emergency funds were basically gone.
Now I have a new, stable job and am rebuilding my funds.

[Anonymous No.53117019]

>>53117007
>Robinhood
buddy I'm looking for Ticker, date and strike price

[Anonymous No.53117020]

>>53116830

Just started living at home again so I don’t pay rent anymore. I actually found a job that pays decent and I get tips. I’m saving money so fast it’s mind blowing. Makes me really wonder if I’m feeling the effects of inflation with money floating everywhere now.

[Anonymous No.53117039]

>VIX goes down while dumping
>VIX goes up while pumping

[Anonymous No.53117050]

>>53116638
>>53116666
should i be shorting natural gas?

[Anonymous No.53117052]

>>53117039
>volatility is when line goes down

[Anonymous No.53117057]

I am buying AMZN today

[Anonymous No.53117066]

>>53117019
Calls on ROPE, tomorrow, 9999.

[Anonymous No.53117068]

>>53117019
SOXL, Feb, $5

[Anonymous No.53117075]

Robinhood is now offering 4% interest on uninvested cash.

That’s not too bad DESU

[Anonymous No.53117083]

>>53117039
>you can only be volatile one way

[Anonymous No.53117085]

>>53117075
daily?

[Anonymous No.53117089]

>>53115095
Do you mean tesla china? They keep lying. ”No we won’t lower production.”
>lowers production
No we won’t freeze hiring
>freezes hiring
No there are no price cuts
>cuts prices

[Anonymous No.53117095]

>>53114843
German CPI

[Anonymous No.53117101]

>tfw bought the generational bottom of KOLD
>sold at like $14

me on the right

[Anonymous No.53117103]

my TLT calls are up 5k this morning. Inflation has peaked and yields will soon go back to zero. Easiest money of my life

[Anonymous No.53117119]

I was looking a futures while taking a shit. While thinking about how it would be by EoD, I took a shit, a really wide one. It took me by surprise and it hurt so much that I cut my tongue with my teeth.
Make of it what you will

[Anonymous No.53117120]

>>53117050
>shorting the bottom
of course you should

[Anonymous No.53117127]

>>53117103
You executing the contracts at open or sitting on them longer

[Anonymous No.53117150]

Should i sell my spy calls right at open or hold it ?

[Anonymous No.53117156]

I'm ready for 2023 gains.

[Anonymous No.53117161]

>>53117127

i'll sell a third at open, another third when the 30y gets to 3.6, and hold the last couple. June expiry and I got them last thursday. Was exaggerating about holding that long, I never hold options after +100%

[Anonymous No.53117178]

lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.53117193]

>>53117057
holy fat drugged out leathery booba

[Anonymous No.53117194]

>>53117057
Shame she’s a drug addled roastie. Weight gain going to her tits is so delightful to see and I would suck on them for hours per day.

[Anonymous No.53117204]

>>53117178
is Caroline gonna be ok or is she going to prison

[Anonymous No.53117209]

>>53117204
she's going to federal pound me in the ass prison. Some luck CO is gonna be playing pin the weasel for the next 25 years

[Anonymous No.53117214]

>>53117204
She's gonna get prison raped by a tranny. She'll come to enjoy it though.

[Anonymous No.53117218]

>>53117161
Nice. How many you working with?

[Anonymous No.53117222]

I think Natural Gas bottomed out.

Finally.

[Anonymous No.53117235]

>>53117222
it hasnt, the only way it will find a bottom is a vshape recovery for 5% +

im ruined

[Anonymous No.53117239]

>>53117222
>wanting expensive natural gas
Wtf is wrong with you? There is an energy crisis right now you fuck. Expensive natgas helps nobody.

[Anonymous No.53117252]

>10 year yield down 13 basis points
>DXY up 0.94%
yeah, that makes TOTAL sense

[Anonymous No.53117253]

>>53117239
It helps that woman who was selling her braps.

[Anonymous No.53117264]

anyone looking at SWVL at open?

[Anonymous No.53117292]

>>53117253
she had to quit
health complications from brapping too much

[Anonymous No.53117314]

Bunbun
Cutebun

I think im gonna start stacking tmo... VZ, ATT have dogshit service and are losing customers on mass. Home internet through cell phone companies is the future.

[Anonymous No.53117315]

>>53114713
He killed himself

[Anonymous No.53117317]

>>53117239
>Expensive natgas helps nobody
It helps oil and gas producers, shareholders and the workers in the industry.

[Anonymous No.53117321]

>>53117019
IBM
2/17
$150

[Anonymous No.53117324]

Wtf happened to BOIL...

[Anonymous No.53117327]

im ruined

[Anonymous No.53117329]

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BE IN 5 MINUTES??

[Anonymous No.53117360]

>>53117057
anti-psychotics really do make people gain weight

[Anonymous No.53117367]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53117366]

* BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.53117369]

[Anonymous No.53117376]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53117384]

it's gonna be another scampump into fat dump day i feel

[Anonymous No.53117385]

APPLE COMPUTER BUDDY

[Anonymous No.53117391]

>>53117369
Lol who would buy that?
t. former pack a day smoker

[Anonymous No.53117393]

i'm ready to be hurt again

[Anonymous No.53117397]

Is buying bonds now is retarded

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53117405]

So now that the vaccine caused some athlete to go into cardiac arrest on national television, and caused everybody's sports betting entertainment to be put on hold, is there going to be some backlash against these vaccine manufacturers? I'm talking about PFE and MRNA.

[Anonymous No.53117410]

Apple ffs

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53117412]

>>53117391
Pregnant women, and people who wanted safer alternatives for children.

[Anonymous No.53117414]

>>53117405
probably not no

[Anonymous No.53117415]

loaded up on NFLX puts

[Anonymous No.53117416]

Every time I contemplate buying BOIL it goes lower

[Anonymous No.53117420]

>>53117405
>globohomo
>repercussions

lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.53117423]

i boughted boil

[Anonymous No.53117425]

>>53117366
Bangbanganon back and on point

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53117426]

>>53117397
you'll probably see some more pull back with the next 2 rate hikes, but if you're just accumulating and holding for the next 12 months, it's fine to buy more.

[Anonymous No.53117427]

>>53117405
It wasn't the vaccine, you utter loser. You can clearly tell that it was the HIT TO THE CHEST, that caused that.
Stop spreading misinfo
Also, filtered.

[Anonymous No.53117430]

>>53117405
>Anything happens
>It's because of the vaccines
Literally anything happens and retards scream it's because of vaccinations. You think that that is the only factor to play here or are you wilfully suffering from ommited variable bias to confirm your own beliefs?

[Anonymous No.53117431]

>>53116830
$10k in unutilized credit card limit.

[Anonymous No.53117435]

>>53117366

[Anonymous No.53117438]

>>53117369

[Anonymous No.53117445]

JSPR halted still

[Anonymous No.53117446]

Europe is so stable and green , only fucking s&p500 behaves like a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.53117451]

>>53117438
Sneed

[Anonymous No.53117452]

Off work today. Doctor visit. Also discovered water in my basement due to shat load of rain overnight/early this morning. Talking heads are making a big deal over some football player's dad touching the player's girlfriend's ass during a game. Hey least the dude has his priorities straight. The girl is a hot blonde.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53117463]

>>53117427
>It wasn't the vaccine it was the 5 point palm heart exploding technique.

Look I know he took exactly 5 steps after he got up from making the tackle, but lets be real here. This was definitely a side effect from the vaccine.

[Anonymous No.53117464]

>>53117366
Based and checked

[Anonymous No.53117466]

>TSLA

where's the (((oversold))) coper lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.53117477]

wooooooo JNUG and SILX

[Anonymous No.53117482]

BBBY only needs to 10x from here for me to break even

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53117483]

>>53117430
Don't get testy with me, just because you got duped into taking an experimental poison that didn't even work. It's not my fault you're retarded and have to live with the consequences of being a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.53117484]

What the fuck do I buy

[Anonymous No.53117486]

Why doesn't the fed just schedule global recessions

[Anonymous No.53117487]

>>53114626
Just sold all my TSLA stock.

What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.53117490]

>>53117466
Beats me

More calls

[Anonymous No.53117502]

>>53117486
they're literally doing it right now dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.53117503]

>>53117427
Shut up glowie

[Anonymous No.53117505]

>>53117484
Just buy spy calls

[Anonymous No.53117506]

>>53117427
i mean maybe? but football players are hit to the chest so many times was the receiver kenshiro?

[Anonymous No.53117508]

>>53117463
No evidence whatsoever that this was caused by a vaccination retard

[Anonymous No.53117509]

>>53117487
Cool bottom signal, time to load up

[Anonymous No.53117510]

>>53117397
Diversification is king.
Only under our god, Kelly.

My bond related strategies:
>Buy and hold bond ETFs: US, Developed Ex-US, Investment Grade
>"Dynamic duration" treasury, pic related
>Momentum, carry and skew strategies on futures (bond futures included)

[Anonymous No.53117512]

>>53117423
i mean same its only $15 lmao how could u not

[Anonymous No.53117541]

>>53117506
Well, there are MANY more vaccinated people. You'd think that they'd be falling like flies.
>inb4 they are
They literally are not. My obese sister had 3 shots. Guy I work with is 380lbs, wears a CPAP mask. 3 shots; still not dead.
JUST LIKE COVID, it's a fucking nothingburger. Eat my massive cock, you fucking doomer fag fucks.
t. nothingburger chad, since Jan 2020.

[Anonymous No.53117547]

>>53117484
NFLX puts

[Anonymous No.53117565]

>>53117541
your sister is an ABSOLUTE UNIT not even hokuto shinken could stop her

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53117566]

>>53117506
Pai Mei.

[Anonymous No.53117572]

>>53117541
>mentioning obese sister
>not posting feet
Anon, I'm not angry with you. I'm just disappointed.

[Anonymous No.53117574]

Itt scared vaxxies

Did you get your 97th booster yet? Remember you have to get yours so others dont die lol

T. Unvaxxed chad

[Anonymous No.53117577]

Bump

[Anonymous No.53117584]

[Anonymous No.53117583]

NEW
>>53117578

>>53117578

>>53117578

[Anonymous No.53117586]

>>53117574
CPR on the NFL field just doesn't happen. I used this fake and gay MRNA pump to add some more puts back

[Anonymous No.53117589]

>>53117541
The insurance (medical but especially life) and the funeral industries have a different take on it.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53117595]

>>53117574
They're all bagholding vax stocks (vaccines that don't even work), and pissed off people see through their garbage and aren't getting their frequent booster cards punched.