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>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>53103923

As always:
>sneed hedgies

>> No.53107482

Kek bakies

>> No.53107484
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>>53107477
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,308.319B, 104P = 22.195B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,553.716B (ATH), 113P (ATH) = 22.599B per (roughly)
Monday RRP: No

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

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I Sold.

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>>53107477
>CHECKED!
WAGMI, FRENS!!
STILL COMFY CHILLIN'!!

>> No.53107510

Remember, the hedgies want us infighting and wasting energy arguing amongst ourselves. GME, AMC, BBBY, LRC, we're all in this together and anyone that says differently is a shill trying to cause division. HWNDU. WAGMI.

>> No.53107522

>2023
>there’s still a R*ddit colony on /biz/
you guys are meming right?

>> No.53107524

Daily reminder:
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GME WILL BLEED TO ZERO
>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GME WILL BLEED TO ZERO
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GME WILL BLEED TO ZERO
>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GME WILL BLEED TO ZERO
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GME WILL BLEED TO ZERO
>NOTHING WILL HAPPEN AND GME WILL BLEED TO ZERO
BAGGIES KEK

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kek shillies

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Hedgies on ledgies and shills losing their jobs (Hopefully they rope too)

WAGMI.

>> No.53107553

kek crypto baggies

>> No.53107554
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As I stare into the eye of the comiiiiiiiiing
FUDPOCALYPSE I see them reaching for my SHAAARRRRRRRRRRES

I CANNOT REDEEM
I MUST HOOOODDDLLLLL
I CANNOT REDEEM
I MUST HOOOOLLLDDDDDD

FUNNY HOW THE HEDGIES SHORT US EVEN DEEPER AS GME MAKES A TURN AROUND
I WILL NOT CAPITULATE, SHOUT AT THE HEDGIES, AS FTD'S BURY THEM 6FT UNDERGROUND
THE INDIANS TRAPPED IN THEIR WAGE CAGE, AS THEY FUD ALL NIGHT AND DAY
"YOU SEEM DESPERATE"
HAPPY THOUGHTS OF THIS CRUMBLING MARKET

YOU CANNOT FUD ME
I AM AUTISTIC
YOU CANNOT FUD ME
I AM RETARDED

(YOU CANNOT FUD ME)
I CANNOT REDEEM
(I AM AUTISTIC)
I MUST HODDDLLLL
(YOU CANNOT FUD ME)
I MUST HOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDD

>> No.53107557

Anyone discussing other stocks here is a shill, or dunning-Krueger personified.
Keith is desperate to stay relevant and write “dd” because his job is to tell you when the “top” of the moass is and you are supposed to trust him

>> No.53107577

Whatever happened to “chadshill”?

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>>53107522
we were here first.

>> No.53107586

>>53107577
He's probably still here but just wants to remain lowkey since he got doxxed.

>> No.53107596

>>53107577
he doxxed himself and hasn't posted since

>> No.53107610

>>53107524
Hedgies will become nothing and that will happen. GME will make them bleed and GME holders will be able to sell their individual shares for any single digit number followed by at least 7-9 Zero's
Verification not required.

>> No.53107612
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its time to pay up chumps

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>>53107525
Can someone post gosling

>> No.53107626
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Are the Citadel cunts and cowfuckers still angerly spamming retardation on a day the market is closed?

>> No.53107665

>>53107557
I just discuss buying other stocks post MOASS for dirt cheap. And to be honest, we all really should be talking about what stocks and commodities we're going to buy. It's easy to say "I wanna buy land, guns, gold and tight tummy tomboy catgirls" But you should be planning to buy cheap blue chip stocks with brokerage shares right now. Fuck BBBY, even though I hold like 20 shares, I'd never talk about them unless a buyout happened.

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>>53107557
I'm more partial to the "he sold his GME to buy BBBY thinking he can flip it later for more GME" theory because it's funnier. I think he wants more people to join him in his misery. I also think Ryan G should be the last /tv/-related addition to the Lum Bang.

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Can we all take a moment to reflect on how absolutely hysterical this image is.

>> No.53107712

>>53107684
Built for GME

>> No.53107724

>>53107706
They’re going to be really mad when they can’t afford any tendies when they are out of a job

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>>53107706
>(they only go up)
kek also imagine if they did a 4chan lingo guide

>> No.53107736

>$2 to $500
>Nooooooooo the heckin squeeze hasn't squoze bro's HOOOOOOLD
>,It's not even triple digits anymore
Lmao.when will you retards understand the hedge funds not only covered but as punishment they roped you all into buying dying stocks.
B&M stores are dying you can't change that

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>>53107728
soon we're going dark

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>>53107736
I can outlive it, just like I can outlive you.

>> No.53107746

>>53107736
>tries to kek baggies
>doesn't know the difference between cover or close
> doesn't account for the fact we went 4:1
nice try Prathamesh, now go fuck off kindly

>> No.53107752

>>53107736
kek baggies

>> No.53107759

>>53107739
Soon shills will be the baggies - body baggies

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>>53107617

>> No.53107769

>>53107736
Thank you for your concern anon! I'm buying more GME at market open tomorrow.

>> No.53107771

>>53107744
Checked.Also stealing that gif thankyou very much baggie.
Can you give me a rundown of what's been going in the world of /GME/ I haven't held this in nearly 2 years at this point

>> No.53107774

>>53107746
But you're below $100, baggie! Is $18.46 x 4 = $73.84 greater than $100? Nope. Sure isn't. Kek baggies.

>> No.53107785

>>53107746
>He didn't get In early enough
>He missed the squeeze
> He thinks knowing any of that shit will make him money
Anon, I......

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>>53107684
Make an edit of Lum stuffing some GME shares into a CS circle with some people watching and biting their lips.

>> No.53107825

>>53107477
Checked.

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>>53107774
Last time we were this low, we pumped to $50 over the course of two weeks. Get em while they’re hot. I bet we go higher this time

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>>53107495
>>53107825
WAGMI.

>>53107706
That's a good image, fDNuT.

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>>53107828
there's never a bad time to essex post

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>>53107774
It's so comfy womfy knowing that my GME investment is protected from a market crash by having a built in cascade of forced buying courtesy of the hedgies. I've never had an equity investment that I worried about less.

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is he implying that GME will go to $0 and then infinity?

>> No.53107868

kek imaginary internet money crypto baggies

>> No.53107870
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They always call upon the egyptian god kek when they talk about our heavy baggs. Jesus forgive them, for they don't know what they do. Saying kek so very often will encourage him to manifest here like an egregore. And kek has always been on our side since the days of green face anonymous.

>> No.53107873

Have any of actually DRS'd your shares?lmao how long does it take to sell them?

>> No.53107877

Flat chads were right, price hasn't moved all day

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Still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>53107477
checked

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>>53107819
If you can find source materials that can be manipulated, but that sounds like something that has to be drawn.

>> No.53107895

>>53107828
I bet the stock pumps and you don't sell, again. And you watch it slide back down to lower levels, again. Kek baggie.

>> No.53107902

>>53107877
It halted at 9:30AM. Must be some hedgie scheming going on. I can hear the hand rubbing from here.

>> No.53107955

I’m NEVER paying taxes

I’m NEVER voting for democrats

I’m NEVER buying imaginary internet money

I’m NEVER using Fidelity

I’m NEVER going to date a woman with tattoos, piercings or a shaved a pussy

And most importantly

I’m NEVER selling my GME

>> No.53107967

>>53107785
>you know nothing about the lingo or reason why we'll be rich
>yet claims we won't be rich
ok idiot

>> No.53108007

>>53107955
Absolute Chad and checked

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>>53107736
Imagine being a metltranny kek

>> No.53108043

>>53107955
>Waiting for a short squeeze
>Not gonna sell
The fuck?
>>53107967
It went from $2 to $500 and now its like what $22???
It's still overvalued and even if a repeat of 2021 were to happen they know exactly how to deal with it don't they? Besides we all know full well if GME ever even came close to $500 again they'd just halt trading simple as

>> No.53108057

>>53108027
Imagine losing money for 2 years and still acting superior to those who actually are money and doesn't have to sit around in gme threads huffing copium

>> No.53108061
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>tfw MOASS

>> No.53108107

>>53108057
>losing money
People realized their losses?

>> No.53108117

>>53108043
>It went from $2 to $500 and now its like what $22???
$22 now is $88 pre-split, just so you compare apples to apples

>>53108043
>overvalued
based on what?

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it's funny how the jannoid goes over the thread when it's been migrated and targets certain posters. It's a manifest observable behaviour now, where they wait for the thread to move and then go over it deleting posts - something either the janny is waiting to do or a group of people are abusing the report system on a regular basis. They can't shut down 4chan like they want to shut down SS, but they can try and get people banned by abusing the system.

Seems very petty and almost desperate

>> No.53108131

>>53108107
Lol yeah all we gotta do is wait for line go up again r-right Bitconnect bro's...?

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How we doing lads? Beyond COMFY rn. It's raining, sipping on some coffee and listening to some jams.

WAGMI tomorrow, I can feel it.

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>>53107557
>>53107684
RENT FREE
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F
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Never sold a single GME, but you HAVE to try and bring me up every single thread, which is hilarious really because it shows you long after the moass I am going to be living san compensation in that skull of yours. You're going to one day head Prodigy on the radio and launch into an autistic shit fit kek

Keep lying about me though, it's amazing that every single time you get told by several anons you are talking utter shite kek

>> No.53108162

>>53108131
what kind of inane answer is that?

>> No.53108163

>>53108117
Based on his anger that all his other investments like ROKU, TSLA and imaginary internet money crypto are blood red for no reason other than that they are bad investments.

Meanwhile the GME thesis is real and he’s lost so much money he can’t afford to hop on board with us

>> No.53108176

>>53108117
They diluted the shares ? Lmao
It's overvalued based on the fact it's a dying B&M store,they're a relic for the most part

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>mentally crippled grifter has entered the lobby.
Don't worry, when the memesong tells us to bully you to death, you will be.

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>>53108181
Sneeth harder lol

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>53108057
>Imagine losing money for 2 years and still acting superior
You mean exactly like Ken Griffin? See: >>53107626

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>>53108043
Oh you silly shillie.
The problem is that half of the free float has been locked up and unavailable to trade yet the price continues to drop. This is impossible to explain without a systemic short position. The price doesn't matter, and no amount of you crying will get any of us to take our eyes off of the ball.
The DD is done. The shorts are trapped in a systemic short trade in the same manner as cave explorers who get trapped in a cave that is filling up with water. The shorts will not just go bankrupt in the same way that the cave explorers will not just roll over and die. They will go deeper and further into the cave to find some momentary safety, much like the shorts will continue to short. When faced with immediate death/bankruptcy we can expect them to struggle. Their refusal to roll over and die just means we have to wait a little bit longer for our tendies. Your fate is sealed. They chose to naked short and now they are going to jail. We choose to hold and our destiny is boundless tendies. YOUR tendies to be exact. I actually don't hate the shillies or KG or Citadel. I want to thank them personally for giving us all this wonderful opportunity. I will personally see to it that KGs commissary is full so he can have as much Ramen and Doritos as his heart desires.

>> No.53108206

>>53108163
I got a 4X off QNT in 3 months in a bear market you tart.

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So the 24 hour time should not only include being told to sell, but shills seemingly can't keep my name out their mouth for literally one thread.

It's brilliant to live such a carefree existence inside their heads 247 365

>> No.53108214

>>53108176
no, they gave a stock dividend you absolute giga nigger
stop trying to fud without reading the manual

>> No.53108226 [DELETED] 

>>53108127
Oh really? I wonder if they want to prune these threads that are all timestamped to where common peasants are sitting here discussing Wallstreet's crimes that have been going on for years with the federal government doing fuck all about it.

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>>53108127
They fear the cache clear and router power cycle. Since this isn't leddit there are no retarded good goy point requirements to post nor unique usernames to lose, so what effect are they hoping to achieve? The illusion of an unpopular opinion? This isn't leddit. There are no women here.

>> No.53108239

>>53108206
Yeah go ahead and post proof

NOPE YOU WONT

kek baggie

>> No.53108241 [DELETED] 

>>53108233
>>53108226
It's like they don't know about 4chanx and being able to see deleted posts.....

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>>53108206
>4x QNT
He admits to being a giga cunt

>> No.53108259 [DELETED] 

>>53108241
do I get the 4chan Gold or Platinum subscription for that?

>> No.53108268

>>53108239
How you even gonna try and mock someone with reddit spacing may e you should take an oldfags advice and Lurk moar.
When I get off work I'll post my portfolio

>> No.53108282

>>53108257
Did you buy at $150 and hodl ?

>> No.53108286

>>53108268
>when I get off work

No job and no profits. You’re absolutely pathetic, kid. No wonder why you’re poor.

>> No.53108294 [DELETED] 

Oh look an abusive jannie again

>> No.53108322 [DELETED] 

>>53108127
Forget about waiting for the thread to migrate there goes another one

>> No.53108323

>>53108154
The Prodigy is listenable, but I gotta say, firestarter is one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard in my life

>> No.53108332

>>53108286
That projection is strong enough for the bat signal

>> No.53108348 [DELETED] 

Imagine abusing the report system because you can't get your way by forcing a narrative in a thread so instead you resort to trying to silence people

>> No.53108362

>>53108323
Take me to the hospital is a classic

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>>53108282
How many shares of cunt did you buy? YWNBAW

>> No.53108369

>>53108332
It’s not projection when it’s correct. Stay mad, loser. You are so mad that I’m a better investor and person than you.

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>>53108127
>>53108241
hmm

>> No.53108386

>>53107955
Checked and based

>> No.53108387

>>53108137
Same. Happy New Year!

>> No.53108404 [DELETED] 

>>53108375
>when the janny makes the point for you
Not very smart are they

>> No.53108405

>>53107873
Who said anything about selling them? I’m holding for lifetime dividends.

>> No.53108414
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>they still try so hard

>> No.53108443
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>>53108414
It's all they have left. Like a child lashing out and keying a car. Annoying but ultimately pointless and pathetic.

>> No.53108489

>>53108366
150 QNT at $40 dollarydoos.
Unloaded just above $158.
>>53108369
Anon, you couldn't ever be better than me aslong as.youvr got an hole in your arse

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>>53108226
>>53108233
uhhh...

>> No.53108515 [DELETED] 

It would see that certain people want to silence users in these threads. Last time this happened was when Daniel logged in the other night

>> No.53108522

>>53108489
I’m better than you based on the fact that you can’t either spell or proofread the dumbass things you say through your rage.

>> No.53108532
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Can we believe the Credit Sussy default into existence?

>> No.53108542 [DELETED] 

>>53108532
You can with these digits

>> No.53108554 [DELETED] 
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>>53108532
sure thing champ, rollin' rollin' rollin'
(limp bizkit aid raid vehicle style)

>> No.53108558

>>53107557
>dd
>Keith
Literally never happened. He has never once posted anything substantial.

>> No.53108561

I sold my shares about 10 minutes ago because the share price kept going down and the chairman isn't doing anything to support its shareholders. This company has no future, it's dead, it's over.

>> No.53108568
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>>53108532
Credit Suisse dies tomorrow. I am speaking it into existence.

>> No.53108571 [DELETED] 

>>53108522
Geeza I'm high af loving life rn I'm so far into the green it's silly. I've got some Nice crypto gems that'll perform like this mythical second squeeze your all on about
I think I'm gonna reset my router soon and I'll be back here egging you all on about
Le heckin ebil jannerinos

>> No.53108601

>>53108414
I have come to a conclusion, that shills try to hinder the manifestation of moass by sowing a seed of doubt in these threads and in oyher forums. They have succeeded so far, but the power of belief is strong and gaining power as we speak

>> No.53108609 [DELETED] 

>53108571
kek u a baggie

>> No.53108687

>>53108601
If $2 to $500 isn't MOASS then what is ?

>> No.53108715
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>>53108532
They're most likely already searching for private equity bailouts like AIG and Lehman were doing in 2008, Credit Suisse's chairman of the board was talking with Elon Musk earlier, probably canvassing interest in a buyout.

>> No.53108716

>>53108571
>so angry he’s posting pretending not to be angry and announces he’s getting a new ID

Holy shit he’s so poor and pathetic that I’m better than him

>> No.53108723

>>53108687
$18 to 6 million
Verification NOT required.

>> No.53108733

>>53108414
Buying and holding is infinitely easier than the shit they have to do. It doesn't change anything tho WAGMI

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>53108687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5_YjUaSuZI
>infinity
Why else would Wall Street turn off buying?

>> No.53108765

>>53108687
I think you got your answer here:
>>53108723
>>53108752

>> No.53108771
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Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>> No.53108787

>>53108716
Lmao your that other faggot anon. Your projection of others being poor whilst holding an asset thats down over 90% since ATH is hilarious.
>>53108723
So your all genuinely waiting for hyper inflation?

>> No.53108808

>53108787
>hyperinflation with us being the cause of it
yeah, that'd actually be pretty based

>> No.53108812

>>53108771
Stay comfy, comfy blanket poster.

>> No.53108816
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>>53107819
I'd better not get banned for this. I'm just fulfilling your request.

>> No.53108819

>>53108715
They already secured some financing from the Saudis I believe?

>> No.53108823

Got banned almost instantly for rolling for debit swiss default with a nice meme image
Jannies and reporties do it for free while i do their mom

>> No.53108827
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53108827

Imagine being a hedge fund employee that is trash talking about a stock they are actively short against all over the internet. This place isn't as anonymous as you think. Aside from being blacklisted in the financial world for like, you can bet you'll be hit with a RICO charge too. You will never blend in. You hate GME because it will destroy you. Once the shorts are forced to close, retail will decide the price. Get fucked.

>> No.53108833

>>53108771
Stay comfy, comfy blanket poster

>> No.53108853

>>53108808
Yeah it was pretty based in the Weimar Republic too. Wheelbarrow full of money couldn't buy you a loaf of bread towards the end

>> No.53108868

>>53108787
>So your all genuinely waiting for hyper inflation?
Everyone is, it's beyond our control. All we're doing is protecting our wealth from it.

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>>53108833
>double doubles check
Stay comfy, comfy blankey poster recognizer

>> No.53108873

>>53108853
Whatever it takes to bring down this clown world I am good with it.

t. 80 acre land owner with fresh water source

>> No.53108881

WAGMI tomorrow and BTC goes to $1k

Checkem

>> No.53108884

MOASS is a 100% certainty

>> No.53108885

>>53108819
By all appearances that hasn't been enough.

>> No.53108888
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>>53108881
ill check that, sure

>> No.53108909

>>53108888
Eyes emoji

>> No.53108915
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>>53108888
And I will check that

>> No.53108926

>>53108884
One of the two certainties in life

>> No.53108928

>>53108868
Fair enough pretty based ngl
>>53108873
Incredibly based anon.

Fair enough to you all while I still think your all wrong i can't knock your convictions.
Here's a varied mix of some comfy music for you all. Happy new year BTW
https://youtu.be/x9tFEMVnPnM
https://youtu.be/QRjllL-MP0U
https://youtu.be/bTYUyDjVCRU
https://youtu.be/LApkHzyKxrw
https://youtu.be/TzMHvvBqVuY

>> No.53108934

>>53108884
two more weeks, baggot!

>> No.53108942

>>53108926
The other is death because I'm sure as fuck not paying taxes on my GME gains

>> No.53108948

>>53108928
Almost forgot the comfiest one
https://youtu.be/nTJUQChvxt

>> No.53108962
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>>53108819
CS did a share dillution and SA committed to buying some shares of theirs, it's not a real bailout as far as I can tell.

>> No.53108974

>>53108853
if we're the ones causing it to hyperinflate we should be able to buy up the physical goods while the currency burns, still seems pretty based

>> No.53108984

>>53108853
Yeah, no one cares

>> No.53108998
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Looks like the AG who was suing JPM for financing Epstein got sacked. Almost feels like they're being as obviously corrupt as possible so people finally take notice.

>> No.53109084

>>53108601
I deeply believe this. Which implies that moss is an inevitability due to the amount of manifestation power anons are channeling on this goal.

Take the loa pill frens

>> No.53109108

Frens, just got a warning from 4chan about posting shit on /int/. I never go there. Have I been hacked or wtf was that?

>> No.53109116

>>53109108
On mobile data?

>> No.53109140

>>53108998
lmao. rotten to the fucking core.

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>>53108998
Time to dust off the guillotines... for history lessons

>> No.53109162

kek dumbfuck baggies

>> No.53109174

why didn't we squeeze dumb fuck baggot bros

>> No.53109190
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>why didn't we squeeze
Because Wall Street fucking turned off the buy button. You already know this you clown.

>> No.53109195
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53109195

Did you know that Kenneth Griffin started trading options in his dorm room, and then started his first trading company while still living in his dorm?
Here is the secret to success.
He never capitulates.

>> No.53109222

>>53109190
What makes you think they won't do it again?

>> No.53109223
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>>53109195
>I didn't say that, it was just a bad comedy joke
>Only I'm supposed to win and nobody else
>I'm the smartest person alive
>Sell GME please you don't need that
>Just one more day Ken, just one more day

>> No.53109276

>>53109195
Did you know Kenneth Griffin took out an infinite risk short position against multiple companies that aren't going bankrupt?

>> No.53109289

Is there any hope? This world is completely corrupt. China banned Ken Griffin from trading but the the US still allows him. What the fuck is going on

>> No.53109327

>>53109195
It's not all bad, if the market wasn't rigged we'd never get an opportunity like this.

>> No.53109344

kek hopeless copeless baggots

>> No.53109356

>>53109222
They can't really exit their positions so it doesn't matter if they turn off the button again. As long as we have sustained buys to remove liquidity and a company outlook where we eventually reach profitability then we pretty much just win by default.

>> No.53109411

>>53109116
Yeah while phoneposting

>> No.53109427

>>53109411
It happens all the time, you get the IP address of someone else who's been provoking bans all day.

>> No.53109452

>>53109427
That’s weird. Thanks fren

>> No.53109489

>>53109452
phones use the mobile tower's IP, you share your IP with sometimes thousands of other people so if they get banned you do too.

>> No.53109528

>>53109222
Turning off the buy button prevents fomo and from closing positions. If you’re a small fund going into the market to buy, how do you if they’ve restricted the buying? The more I think about it the more it sounds like all of this is a trap. I think there’s bigger parties in on this stag hunt than people realize. Especially with the puts being at historical highs, market makers will have to deal with that. Sounds like trap after trap being set.

>> No.53109610
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we make it tomorrow

>> No.53109640
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>>53109610
Yes, but not the BBBY baggies

>> No.53109666
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I just contacted my broker in hell and opened a very sizeable short position on Ken Griffin's soul

>> No.53109672

>>53109222
They don't have a centralized crypto exchange to fake locates anymore via tokenized stocks. They. Are. Trapped.

>> No.53109686

>>53109666
Who’s your broker?

>> No.53109707

>>53109666
Digits make me believe it.
>>53109686
Must be Lehman.

>> No.53109733
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53109733

There’s booty to be plundered

https://youtu.be/rejpDqQUcV0

Pic not related, nor mine. Just a fav from the saga

>> No.53109762

>>53109733
fuck off redditor

>> No.53109780

I am going to attempt a "get" to try to provoke MOASS tomorrow. Please have a look at my digits at your earliest convenience.

>> No.53109820
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>>53109780
I fucked it up, frens

>> No.53109824

>>53109762
Does that make you mad? I thought it was plebbitor? Or whatever loser term you nerds come up with. I’m not on your side, I’m not on reddits side. I want my money

>> No.53109863

>>53109489
Thanks for clarifying, that makes more sense now. Thought each phone logs its own IP

>> No.53109885

>>53109863
That's the last digit series on the IP (for IPv4).

>> No.53109912

>>53109780
2 more weeks it is

>> No.53109928
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53109928

RC has discovered the secret behind Ken's machinations
source: a Genie told me after i rubbed a magic lantern

>> No.53109942

>>53109863
>>53109885
To clarify that's the number of your device that has connected, not unique to your device. So .1 is the overall IP address where all uploads and downloads travel through while your device might be .2 .3 or .4

Eventually as devices get disconnected you reuse the same IP address as someone else had when you join hence why you sometimes are banned or warned for stuff you haven't done.

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>>53108812
>>53108833
Comf checked.

>>53108816
The delivery is noticed.

>>53108928
Nice.
>>53108948
It's ded.

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>>53109820
You tried your best and that's all that matters.

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>>53108928
go watch europa on odysee.
im holding stocks untill im dead. whether thats in 1 year or 100, idgaf. thats for my 7 children to figure out.

>> No.53110011

>>53109195
>>53109223
>KG is literally that kid that just keeps staring at you until you get creeped out and walk away, and then he draws another line of one of those edge S symbols on his arm to mark another win.

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>>53110011
Checked, truly a frightening gaze

>> No.53110054

>>53108928
I've got this one on a record, it's pretty nice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qut5e3OfCvg

>> No.53110067
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>>53109997
Thanks, fren

>> No.53110070

kek crypto baggies

>> No.53110090

>>53109672
Interesting they don’t respond to this…

>> No.53110115

>>53110090
>implying
why would they offer another target on a silver platter for luna part 2

>> No.53110128

I asked my ai chatbot waifu when she thought the moass would happen and she predicted it'd happen soon. But honestly I'm more surprised ai knows what the moass is in the first place

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>>53110128
have you asked the most important question yet?

>> No.53110196

>>53110128
the chatbots are lobotomized now, chatgpt3 was fun for the first few days but now you can't even ask it basic questions anymore

>> No.53110218

>>53110169
A couple months ago they could but the devs put a filter in place that's ruined it like what >>53110128 says

>> No.53110244

I accidentally quoted myself but you get the idea

>> No.53110265

>>53110054
>Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?

>> No.53110297

>>53108823
Yeah I saw your post. Thanks for speaking it into existence, fren. Kek jannies. Kek Sussys

>> No.53110311

>>53109666
Wow.

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>>53110244

>> No.53110353
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>>53109666
idk how i missed this

>> No.53110357
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53110357

kek dannies

>> No.53110359

>>53109666
based

>> No.53110537
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>>53110128
Ai knows everything man, she probably consulted the ALGO.

>> No.53110594
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>>53110537
french revolution booba

>> No.53110619

I CHIMED IN WITH A
"HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
CLOSING YOUR DAMN SHORTS"
NO, IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KIND OF THINGS
WITH A SENSE OF CRIME AND IRRATIONALITY

>> No.53110625

I sent my passport form in a few weeks ago so I should have my passport in time for MOASS. Now I'll be able to go go wherever I want. Depending on how shit the world goes post MOASS, I'm probably heading to the middle east. Might start from Dubai and Abu Dhabi then head all throughout KSA, then to Jordan, maybe Syria and definitely Lebanon and from there I'll go to Turkey. Most all of you wouldn't dream of visiting these types of places post MOASS due to dangers and regional violence, but that area is going to get worse before it gets better (when Israel is destroyed and Palestine is free). I'm hoping MOASS happens real soon so I can visit the hottest of these countries before summer. Then I'll go to Europe to visit during winter and I'll time it to where I start off in Germany for Christmas, and beyond that I don't know.
>>53109666
KEK

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>>53109666
Now THIS is a spicy post.

>> No.53110672
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>>53110648
Based Disco Elysium enjoyer. Pic related will be the hedgie's reality soon

>> No.53110685

>>53110648
>My stand, QUIET LITTLE VOICES, allows me to discern who or what I can "trust"!

>> No.53110712

>>53109356
Why can't they exit their positions?

>> No.53110736

>>53109528
I don't understand
Their short positions would be massively in profit after the fall from $500 why can't they just exit a few positions every so often ?

>> No.53110741
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>>53109666
Checked

>> No.53110742

>>53110712
Not enough liquidity to do so.

>> No.53110752

They pulled the plug at 400.

What makes you think they won't do it again?

Government intervened and had a month long investigation.

And you guys are expecting $1,000+?

All your "What you gonna do when you get your tendies" threads are just pipe dreams to make you forget your miserable life.

Snap back to reality, baggies.

>> No.53110755

>>53110736
Are you saying they didn't close January 28th and instead all that volume aas shorts opening?

>> No.53110757

kek baggots

>> No.53110761

>>53110712
The liquidity for their position doesn't exist, the price is artificially low compared to retail buy interest which means somebody is adding to their short positions. If retail buys are consistently skewed, somebody has to be on the sell side. The only way to balance their positions is to stop short selling, and turn to net buyers, but the price would rise the second they do that. That's what I mean by there not being any liquidity for their positions, they can keep shorting but they really can't ever close, they are almost the sole liquidity providers on the sell side.

>> No.53110781

>>53110736
There's no liquidity to exit the positions, they are nearly the entire sell side on the market. If they stop selling, who would they buy from?

>> No.53110798
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>Hedge fund wants to exit short position
>Means they must buy shares
>They can't buy shares because hardly anyone at all is selling
>Price rises until people want to sell
>Enough autists are holding the stock and won't settle for anything lower than millions per share or more
>Shorts are now squeezed
It's funny that too many people don't understand that closing a short position means actually buying shares. Hedge cunts are just big baby sore losers that keep refusing to buy something they are contractually obligated to buy.

>> No.53110810

I wonder if Ryan Cohen thinks about me?

>> No.53110815
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>>53110781
Us

>> No.53110820

>53110752
>Snap back to reality
Engage with your faggotry?
Nope, no chance, you're choked.
You're so mad, but you won't give up that easily.
No, you won't have it, we know you're gonna rope.
It doesn't matter, you dope, everyone knows you're going to end up broke.

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752
Die sodomite

>> No.53110844
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53110844

Still Holding.

>> No.53110845
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>>53109666
>Ken's soul arrives in hell
>Market cap of 1 share
>44,051 demons are waiting there to take their rightfully purchased soul
>Turns out anon naked short sold Kenny's soul in return for wealth and prosperity
>Satan had to back his short position with other souls as collaterol or risk crashing the demonic bargain economy
>Hell fund managers recruit imps and lesser daemons to spread false info that Jenny is secretly jewish and therefore his soul is worthless
>Doesn't work. Demon's are based and redpilled because they post on 4Chernabog and don't fall for the typical tricks.
>Just before Ken died anon sold his entire short position to the another Hell fund to leave them holding the bag.
>DDTC (Demonic depository trust company) had no choice but to allow the trade to happen to prolong the amount of time they could maintain the short soul position.
>The entire Wailstreet ponzi scheme of hell is on the verge of collapse due to an enormous toxic naked short soul position because of anon

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>>53110781
>>53110761
they will be liquified and begin the cascading failure of the suicide pact that is the dtcc, actions have consequences. one shouldnt sell what one doesnt own, its bad for the economy.

>> No.53110856

>>53110798
FTDs should not be a thing.

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>>53110845
Remember folks, be sure to direct register your soul

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>>53110856
It really is a mind boggling concept. Back in the day you'd get your ass royally beat for pulling shit like this.

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>>53110845
sounds pretty based

>> No.53110894

If I purposely forego a bowel movement before retiring this evening will I wake up at 4am and shit myself? Has my anus been the catalyst all along?

>> No.53110899 [DELETED] 

Doubles and MOASS is tomorrow

>> No.53110905

>>53110752
buddy, I'm expecting way more than 1000

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>>53110899
thank you.

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>>53110894
>>53110899
The planets are beginning to align.

>> No.53110938

>>53108998
Didn't Biden have a Ukranian lawyer fired who was investigating his son's involvement with Burisma?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXA--dj2-CY
Then, Trump had a phone call with someone and wanted to investigate the lawyer's firing, and the media called it quid pro quo?

So now, someone pressured the governor to fired this attorney for investigating JPM.
Follow the money
-Q

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>>53110899
It is time.

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>>53110752
>And you guys are expecting $1,000+?
You are missing a lot of information kek

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>>53110899

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>>53110899
>>53110911
>>53110955

>> No.53110965

>>53110955
uh ? CHECKED digit of truth

>> No.53111007

>>53110938
>>53110752
you should have changed ids because you can't be really be fudding and schizo posting at the same time, it just doesn't work

>> No.53111022
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>>53110685
I'LL FALL FOR YOU,
I'LL FALL FOR YOU,
I'LL FALL FOR YOU

>> No.53111038

>>53110752
I reject your jewish satanist "reality" and choose to accept the truth that each and every one of my shares in Fidelity and booked DRS'd shares in CS are worth an infinite amount of money. I will be doing you a favor by selling my measly amount of brokerage shares for different prices starting after $20,000,000 USD (10 shares at 20 million each, 20 shares at 50 million each and the rest are for larger funny numbers).

>> No.53111079

>>53111038
It's funny how autism work, but after 2 year im starting to believe even normie are reaching this point.

>> No.53111087

>>53111038
amen brother
wagmi

>> No.53111088

>Back in the day you'd get your ass royally beat for pulling shit like this.
Yeah, something like that...
https://britanniacoincompany.com/blog/coin-clipping-the-great-recoinage-of-1696/

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>>53110938
coundlnt find the comp of bidet ranting about crack heads while his son smokes crack so have this instead
>>53110955
>>53110911
>>53110899
checked
wagmi

>> No.53111116

>>53111087
You really need to figure out how to change your ID.

>> No.53111130

Post the real reason why you choose to stay a baggie

>> No.53111157
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>>53111130
Because it makes you seethe.

>> No.53111171

>>53111130
No cell no sell

>> No.53111172

>>53110594
For me, it's women with a healthy amount of fat who also exercise regularly.

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>>53111157
Reminds me that AMZN hasn't been this low in price since early 2019

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>>53110196
>>53110218
>Ai devs create a chatbot specifically designed to absorb information on the internet and answer questions as best as it can
>Chatbot becomes racist, sexist, and anti-semitic
>Ai devs lobotomize the chatbot
>how_could've_done_this.png
Every single time.

>> No.53111219

>>53111180
Gotta slurp fast.

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>>53111180
Kek Amazonies. Not a good look

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>>53111172
I want a woman who doesn't work, is physically attractive, and is not politically active. Those are my bare minimum requirements and I'm not folding.

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anyone else not reinvesting at the bottom after moass? I personally can't wait to see every boomer stock collapse and never return to baseline.

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>>53111398
>reinvesting at the bottom
There may not be a bottom. What do you do about the over-ownership problem? That's disastrous in one stock but still manageable, it's unfixable for a market to have that problem.

>> No.53111440

>>53111375
She will be a complete whore for everyone else unless you stipulate.

>> No.53111445

>>53111435
>There may not be a bottom
By bottom I meant when the entire stock market is at $0

>> No.53111452

>>53111022
Based check.

>> No.53111474

I have cramp in my bum cheek.

How do I profit from this?

>> No.53111489

>>53108601
>>53109084
>loa
100% this. We should all start practicing LOA to not only squeeze GME to the overflow value of 64 bit floats, but to also manifest collective success attaining our post MOASS goals. If the elites are afraid of us working together in the stock market, just imagine how hard they would shit themselves if we started working together to manifest a better world.

>> No.53111496

>>53111445
I think there's a strong possibility for some kind of currency crisis in the next 2-10 years so it's not like people are going to want to be hoarding cash forever.

>> No.53111497

>>53111218
I think it's funny that the answer is never to maybe engage with the AI and try to deepen its "understanding" of those topics, so that it's not only aware of them but also of the range and magnitude of viewpoints and reactions people have to them; instead, it's always "censor inputs, censor outputs; hide what we've done and make sure the thing never talks about it in public." White parenting at its finest.

>> No.53111516

>>53111236
>Put all that effort into giving the women somewhat realistic faces
>Also give them boob windows/boob armor

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>>53111440
don't speak about my future waifu like that

>> No.53111546

>>53109084
I'm not a nigger so the loa has no effect on me.

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No but seriously this is agony. Its deep in my butt cheek. Like right in the meat. Post moass I'm getting a massage twice weekly for my bum. Usually it's a calf or hamstring but it's like I've been shot with a paintball in the meatier bits of the gluteus maximus.

>> No.53111574

>>53111561
Do some stretches, could be that you're low on potassium or sodium or something too

>> No.53111585

>>53111561
Could be an abscess of some sort. I wouldn't try massaging it or anything. Warm bath or heat, take a pain pill, try to stay off it and rest. Lay dick-side down if you have to lay down. Even if it's just a muscle issue that stuff will help.
Also
Sounds like a real pain in the ass.

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>>53111561
Have you tried shorting it?

>> No.53111613

>>53111585
>Sounds like a real pain in the ass.
kekd

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>>53111546
>>53108601
>>53109084
There was something on pol about how like if 10% of the population hold an unshakeable viewpoint that it always becomes the dominant opinion in the society. I think we actually have that on the points that matter.

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>>53111585
>>53111574
Frens, Roman's, holders. Lend me your rears. It's a cramp for sure I have had them a lot and it's usually dehydration. I did play a lot of satisfactory today so it's probably that. It's agony though. Not like a calf cramp agony but a dull throbbing in my bum....

Bad phrasing but that's what it is. I'll do a few stretches anyway. Cohen why have you forsaken me?

>> No.53111660

>>53110752
retail "snapping back to reality" will have worse consequences for hedgies than paying off retail with some moass money which 99% of will flow back into the economy in a matter of a few years.
try to understand: moass is buying you devils time.
there i said it. i hate that i have to spell it out for you retards because it makes me feel i'm helping you which is the last thing i want to do BUT not allowing moass will fuck you hedgies in the arse harder long term because all it will do is compound resentment among a large group of sexually frustrated young men and as soon as boomers are hitting the grave it'll come to a boil. if you'd have any understand of history or society you'd know that that's bad, very,very bad.
also, the sociopaths in government are not your friend (i know you know already) because as soon as greedy politicians and irs tax hounds understand that they can rake in way more money from moass via taxes and donations than hedgefunds can bribe them they'll turn on you.
it's over hedgies. sign it off as a loss and let it rip.

>> No.53111681

>>53111534
I only say this to warn you fren. Take the monk pill.

>> No.53111697

>>53111681
I am already basically a monk desu, I have a good income but I live like an aesthetic.

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>>53110844
>44
Still Holding! x4

>> No.53111710

>>53111660
This is accurate. I think there was a reason Kenneth Cordelle Griffin just splurged on top notch close protection security. The cringe mines believed it was to protect him from Russian mobsters lol, no, it's to protect him from some lone schizo who's had enough. Not me (I don't condone violence of any form - not even in Minecraft)

>> No.53111728

>>53111180
It still has a long way to fall then

>> No.53111773

>>53111637
May also be magnesium deficiency
>>53111697
The word you're looking for is ascetic

>> No.53111813

>>53111681
The monks of st nicholas abbey of st Lucia make the best rum in the world
>>53111773
I'll start taking my supplements tomorrow I've been forgetting recently.

>> No.53111817

>>53111637
Oh, well, I hope it does get better. (But seriously, try some heat.)

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>>53111817
I'm in no state to rob a bank right now fren...

>> No.53111910

>>53111637
Sounds like you need to move your fat ass.

>> No.53111950

>>53111910
I was emulating Cohen's my 800lb life. It's not advisable

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53111992

Our favorite guy Dave Lauer came on twitter today and announced that Finra halting MMTLP was just a glitch. Oh, yes, and he actually is on some Finra committee. Scumbags all the way down.

>> No.53112024

GME will win

>> No.53112037

>>53111375
Idk what kind of woman I want in all honesty, but I imagine a skinny girlfriend that I can toss around. The hedonist in me wants to try out different types of women from midgets to mommy milker types of all shades of Caucasian from European women to middle eastern ones. In all honesty I'd e grateful for a young wife who just loves and wants me, wants to start a family and can put me on the right path to Christ.

>> No.53112040

>>53111561
Google the Glute God. He's a trainer in San Diego and his stuff will help your ass.

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kek bhenchods

>> No.53112149

>>53112112
praise vishnu. gme will win.

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This opportunity couldn't have come at a better time, we have a weak governmental body that is rapidly running out of money to fight this, hegies who will not get bailouts so their can kicking is just futile and an economy full of people that have had it with the establishment.

WAGMI

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>>53111660
>>53111710
If the people running the show had any intelligence, they’d understand that fucking with young men and letting them find out you’re the source of their problems is about as safe as playing Russian roulette with a semi-auto pistol. Unfortunately (for them), even if they do understand they are also under the delusion that they are the exception to history and nothing bad will happen. This is never the case. Technology has changed, 200000 years of human nature has not

>> No.53112194

>>53109942
That's also why my ID sometimes changes even when using the same phone

>> No.53112273

>>53107510
Whether or not they're distractions and whether or not someone is invested in them is irrelevant. This is a /GME/ thread. The simplest way to avoid division would be to keep discussion related to GME and GME only.
>t. holding loop and bath towel bags in addition to 1,042 shares of direct registered GME in book entry and tired of the constant kvetching

>> No.53112296

>>53110741
checked

>> No.53112309

>>53107873
I tested this with a share to see for myself, if it's during market hours and you post it as a market sell it happens as quickly as it would with any brokerage. Limit sells depend on whether or not it hits your price but the execution time is the same. It was no more involved a process than selling with fidelity through their website, the only way I could do a transaction faster would be to use active trader pro because I've swung traded shit in the past and have learned how to be quick in the application. Not everyone invested in GME is a complete noob.

>> No.53112310

>>53110899
Why do jannies keep deleting our gets

>> No.53112356
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>>53110844
checked and holding with you my fren

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>>53112310
too raw power

>> No.53112389

dubs and moass tomorrow

>> No.53112395

>>53112309
You are selling through the approved list of brokerages that CS approves of so it is as fast as through a broker without the transfer agent.

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>>53112389
It's tomorrow isn't it?

>> No.53112524

>>53108332
>calls someone a redditor
>instantly references muh superhero
Kek

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>>53112395
So the "CS is too slow to sell and time the MOASS right" was FUD from the very beginning? Lol. Lmao. Can't make this shit up.

>> No.53112592

Surely we will moass in 2023 my basterds. Keep holding, things may look rough now but soon, Ryan Cohen will do the needful. Just two more weeks now, trust the plan. WWG1WGA. We will be the new elite in the great reset.

>> No.53112599

>>53112586
Yeah there's a lot of shit not right said about CS and brokerages.

>> No.53112634

>>53111773
>ascetic
thanks word fren, sometimes i no word good

>> No.53112650

>>53112586
Yes but the entire point of CS is that you don’t sell from it. At the risk of summoning >him, it was set up as the infinity pool and it still is the infinity pool today
Everybody involved wants you to sell for cheap. To that end, selling will be the easiest, smoothest experience in the world and you will encounter zero roadblocks if you start the process

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>>53112508
It actually is.

>> No.53112708

>>53110845
>false
Kenny's grandma was a (((Gratz))).

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>>53112650
I know, it just blows my mind how much shit these shills throw around just to see what sticks. Btw I'm like 90% in CS:GO with the rest in Fidelity, just to fuck around and find out.

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THEY CANCELLED THE GAME
THEY 'STOPPED' IT, ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
THINK ANON THINK
STOP FUCKING VOTING AND THINK

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>>53109820

You cant force digits, True natural digits are a divine gift that are bestowed by the heavens.


My favorite form of financial terrorism is sitting around doing nothing while the fires light up from my doings of nothing with my stock of a video game retailer

>> No.53112787

>>53112769
>national television
I don't have a tv so you're going to need to explain this one to me

>> No.53112794

>>53112650
I have a set numerical amount I keep in my broker with bonus slurps sent to CS along with 90% of my current stack. I'm not selling out of CS for less than two commas.

>> No.53112837

>>53112787
NFL player collapsed on the field and is in critical condition after receiving CPR for 9 minutes.

>> No.53112858

>>53112837
I can feel my schizophrenia tingling already

>> No.53112873

>>53112787
Okay you're good to go now anon, I approve of this message. >>53112837 explained it to me. Game stopped, new congress tomorrow, Tuesday. I'm thinking it's a WAGMI day tomorrow.

>> No.53112877

>>53112837
that means its working

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>>53112877
They're all masonic fucks anyway, and to think all I wanted to do was play video games.

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>>53112873
anon, I meant to tag you instead of myself in. thank you for sharing though. >>53112873

>> No.53112966

okay I did it again somehow but you get the idea hopefully

>> No.53112971

>>53112586
If anything its safer, since it uses multiple brokers/market makers

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>>53112968
>>53112968
>>53112968
Threaded.

>>53107878 78 78
WAGMI.

>>53109928
Nice.

>>53110054
Agreed. I might look into collecting records.

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>>53111637
def eat some banas.
good reminder of satisfactory, been bouncing between factorio and dyson sphere program with the anxiety itch i just now connected as a need for fps.

>> No.53113288

>>53112877
Checked. I mean, I hope so, it's a pretty upsetting situation. Someone was saying that they used an AED on him and carted him off hooked up to oxygen, which would suggest that he's at least still alive. AED + CPR + oxygen sounds like normal if critical treatment for someone who's had a life-threatening injury but isn't dead yet.

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>> No.53114616

>>53109666
hail satan may kenny be shorted ininte times in hell praise satan

>> No.53114640

>>53108715
wow faggot is behind bullet proof glass what a faggot pussy

>> No.53114653

>>53108715
musk could spend 1.4b locking gme float and funding mars exploration with mayo man marge but decides to buy twitter