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>> No.53106681

>>53106669
He’s going to be popular in Mumbai prison. He’s going to be tossing Big Ranjeet’s chutney the first day.

>> No.53106753

encase the gold in something that is already metal like jewelry so when it is searched it looks like say a stainless steel or zinc ring
or even just paint it lol

>> No.53106810

>>53106669
>Sir, we've received reports about gold shoved up a man's anus. He did it avoid paying taxes.
>Call Yaron Steinbuch NOW!

>> No.53106885

Imagine if shtf and you need to flee your country asap. Good luck carrying your bag of PMs or cash.

>> No.53106949

>>53106885
place-mat made of woven saffron

>> No.53106981
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53106981

How did the TSA know he owed taxes?

>> No.53106986

>>53106885
buy bitcoin with gold and convert back to gold when you get to your destination. brilliant

>> No.53107190

>>53106753
This, his mistake was trying way too hard. TSA agents are literal dumb nigger gorillas and as long as it doesn't look like muh terrorism (or God help you, a container of liquid more than 3 oz) they'll let you through
Most of my PMs are in the form of junk silver and historical gold minted coins. When I pass through TSA it's just gonna look like any other bag of chump change. Fuck, they let me go the other day with a big stack of silver krugs (a 20 tube so about $500 in silver) I was bringing to give out as Christmas presents

>> No.53107199

>>53106681
where do they poo in the prison btw?

>> No.53107224

>>53107190
This is true. Tsa employees are fucking cluster b faggots who didn't get the pet they wanted over society. So they torment young children and newborns. Not making this up. They fucking okay bad cop with passengers who have a stroller and nobody to help them. Fuck the tsa. All tsa employees gonna get cancer if i can help it

>> No.53107228

>>53106669
shitty investment, lol

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>>53107228
>shitty investment, lol

>> No.53107505

>>53107224
based as fuck anon

>> No.53107648

>>53107224
I remember it was maybe 20 years ago and they took plastic safety scissors out of my pencil case but left the pencils and shit

>> No.53107820

>>53106681
Theres nothing big on a guy named Ranjeet

>> No.53107830

>>53107190
This isnt TSA/USA. This is India Customs.

>> No.53108208

>>53106669
on this day the golden donkey story was born. all of india ate his poop from now on to become a golden donkey themselves. endless richess awaits.

>> No.53108610

>>53106669
That's a lot, he must have had experience having large things inserted in his ass

>> No.53108623

>>53106981
It's called freedom, you can't travel with more than 10K

>> No.53108701

>>53107224
they probably will get cancer from standing next to the xray machines all day