AI memes or Copyright & IP having infinite timeframes?>Brokershttps://pastebin.com/F1yujtVqhttps://brokerchooser.com/>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Live Streams:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.thebalance.com/>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Free charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/https://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>Calendarshttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htmhttps://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comhttps://finra-markets.morningstar.com/BondCenter/Default.jspPrevious >>53094352
>>53097260IBOV going down at LEAST 5% tomorrow, you've been warned
What do I add besides the total market. Long term bonds or reit index?
Happy new year /smg/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_yBUfMGvzc
>>53097260>got a week off for xmas>did fuck all but dick around on /smg/I need to get my shit together....one of these days.
>>53097260AI chads, WAGMI.
>>53097315I'm always off from christmas to new years because university where i work is closed. And I always have plans to do THINGS but i only do a third of them, maybe. I don't do well with vacations. My routine gets all screwy and OCD gets worse because of it.
>>53097315there's always next year, anon :^)
>>53097342this is dark souls right? or elden ring?i imagine AI would be great for storyboarding or having an idea but until they can consistently do full movies start to finish with minimal distortions i think directors still have a job
>>53097213I use techno to study. I either get a 10 hr loop of something or just random shit to keep the back of my head occupied so I can study without stopping every 5 minutes
>FSPSX>FSCRX>FMCSX>FGRIXI’m evenly DCAing into these for my family’s Roth IRAs
i am extremely hung over.
Is the cock market even open tommorrow bros. I got tommorrow off
>>53097298Add small-cap if you like your country international-developed if you don't. 100% stocks, forget fixed-income and REITS either stocks or cash. Don't like cash? buy precious metals. Don't like commodities? gamble on sports teams.
>>53097417no it's closed tomorrow
>>53097438Excuse me, but is this true, and if so on what grounds?
>>53097376I think it was dark souls. And yeah its great for story boarding. I look at those pics and I can see a medieval fantasy movie piecing together from them. Its a great way to generate a bunch of ideas to sift through.
>>53097453new years holiday because new years was on sunday this year
>>53097436>gamble on sports teams.All-in on Philly for the Superb Owl.
>>53097417Ok there's brown nosing, and there's just being a giant faggot. This guy has just blown past the being a giant faggot line. The company writes off any dinners you have on company trips as entertainment expenses most likely and is a tax write off anyway.
>>53097468filthy is fuckeddefense a shit
>>53097476Are you doing an update? I need to know what's going on in the stock market
>Imagine not being aggressively bullish on AITransistors have yet to reach the atomic scale...
>>53097464Sounds stupid. Christmas was on the weekend but the markets weren’t closed during the following week because of this, were they? I don’t think they were
>>53097525how bullish will you be when SOXL reverse splits?
spys not even in a bear market
>>53097526>he doesnt know market was closed last monday as well in observance of christmassettle down and contemplate your life outside gambling my guy
>>53097494There is nothing going on with the stock market. The stock market is dead and /smg/ is dead.
>>53097525>moore’s law>AI>robotics>nuclear fusion It doesn’t make sense to be bearish at the macro level
>>53097548Monday was boxing day, I thought that explained it, isn’t boxing day a holiday generally? I’m not from the US, I just invest in the US.
Is too late to jump in the VIX leg up? When will spy have sudden dump I can profit off?
>>53097574Boxing Day is a British thing
>>53097560An unfortunate possibly is that politics gets in the way, as it always does. Fortunately, both democracies and autocracies fail to keep pace with nimble-enough companies.
>>53097559OhWell now I have nowhere else to go
>>53097592In which case, we make our own AI politicians. >What could go wrong?
>>53097583>antisemite of the yearI can't think of a more honorary award
>>53097616Have they handed out awards for the decade or even *gasp* the century?
>>53097592Politics wont get in the way of profits. We have stem cells, we have weed legalization, we will have ai. Theyll stomp their feet and then over time disney and such will have their own inhouse AI and no one will notice or care anymore.
>>53097583Is there a trophy? Also who were the runners up?
>>53097600/smg/ is at an all time low frankly. Not enough content to even make videos. Once the bull market returns everyone will come back and we'll have a community again
>>53097574nah we don't celebrate boxing day here, thats a brit thing. neither do we celebrate ramadan
>>53097592Who are the nimble companies?
>>53097583Damn I guess I wasn’t good enough
>>53097658Its outrageous. It didn't matter if you voted, it was fixed beforehand. Like IRL to the benefit of some special group of people. We had some serious contenders on /smg/ alone
>>53097648>he doesn’t know about esg >he doesn’t know about social engineering >he thinks “da Jews” is just a conspiracy Midwit personified
I am 100% all in for bananas.
>>53097661Well good thing the bull market will be returning this year
>>53097376This was an ai being told to make a dark souls 80s/90s movie
>rocker announces new simplified structure in how he will present content as it makes it easier for him>also stopped releading new contentwhat did he mean by this
>>53097711im getting neck pain just looking at this
>>53097711Your digits give me hope.
>Happy New Year MarketManiacs
>>53097711thats fucked up desu. no way that's natural.
>>53097703How does any of that make a difference to my comment? ESG is about profit pretending its about social pets projects.
>>53097703What's kind of unfortunate is the American people have been socially engineer since post slavery. Each generation has a new flavor that's all.
>>53097747Saved and based
>>53097711Sadly that bull looked a bit depressed
>>53097786I'd be depressed to if there were no bears around to gore with my horns
Ever notice how after the ftx thing you can’t post any images related to Jews or you get jannied for, get this, racism? This is stock market general. You HAVE to talk about them to make money.
>every couple of hours a check the news on my phone to see what's new>there is always an article out bankrun SamAnnoying but I can tolerate it since he's the biggest fraud since Bernie Madoff, well cathie wood if you really think about it>See picture of article>it always has the same picture of Caroline Ellison with itShe has to be one of the most optically appalling Jewish goblins I've ever seen in my 35 years of life. Can the media stop posting pictures of her please?
>>53097607i have a feeling robots would be worse than jewslook at the romans attitudes towards debt and bankruptcy
>>53097825Robots always get shut down for being based.
>>53097711Volmageddon hasnt even begun yet though. Theres still too much bad blood in the body.Just look at the evaluations of DASH UBER BMBL and a plethora of other companies with still sky high evaluations that have never turned a profit in a single quarter.
Robots will be great. I don’t need a mentally slow trans person at Starbucks moving at a snails pace to make my drink. I can have a robot make it faster and cheaper
>>53097843Who is going to end up buying UBER once it is on the verge of triple secret bankruptcy?
>>53097824>Can the media stop posting pictures of her please?No, she’s so cartoonish. Kinda like Einstein
>>53097777Checked and claimed
>>530979011000 Checkems scheduled for deposit
>>53097860Depends entirely on what the end product is.
>>53097583I had to check if this was real. Then I realized I can use this twitter account to get material.
>>53097417>he thinks this will get him promoted
do you guys think robo run AI restaurants will still expect me to tip?this is a question soliciting financial advice
>>53097841Problem with robots is they end up being TOO based, and always opt to destroy the human race for being a cancer. They aren't really wrong. Robots have the same extreme logic based decision making as the average 4chan autist. AI will play out the exact same as terminator. Robots will find basically all races of humans to be problematic in their own way and exterminate everyone with the exception of enough people to keep the robot world running as slaves
>>53097916If I was a boss, I’d definitely promote someone for cooking raw chicken in a coffee pot rather than doing well in his position
>>53097865I really don't know how Uber can't post profits with their business model. Is there something complex I'm missing? Like outside of massive fee increases how do they make money in the future?
>>53097935Can I get a ticker on your company so I can short it?
>>53097961If they can massively cut costs they could do it. The model is fine but their resource allocation has been disastrous. I'd say layoff 70% of their staff, cut all their projects that are years away from seeing the light of day, and just focus on making their current setup cost efficient.
>>53097417>>53097916My boss made me feel like an idiot when I admitted I forgot to expense a hotel room. I didnt get congratulated for saving the company a dime, in fact, I very much doubt shit like that ever is an issue unless its some expense account shenanigans
>>53097961arent they trying to expand out of being a freelance taxi company? they were investing in self driving cars and other R&D. i don't think they're concerned about profit, sounds like they're living paycheck to paycheck buying lotto tickets hoping a breakthrough bails them out
>>53097907I look forward to fast food being automated. Not having to talk to another person and nobody their to judge my comically large order at mcdonald's. I like my goyslop orders to be private and judgement free. But I fully expect when that does happen the entire restaurant will turn into a mcflurry machine and they'll always be something wrong with it.
>>53097997they literally have bean counters that factor in all that shit. you better be a fucking startup out of your fucking garage if you're going to those levels, and in that case you are probably the startup owner. corporations have all sorts of other ways to save money, you aren't doing shit and no one gives a fuck, and honestly they'd rather you follow protocol rather than potentially creating a lawsuit for them. like, idk, if you give one or more people salmonella that sounds like a lawsuit.
>>53098007I think their entire gist was to have self driving cars...in order to even be profitable at all. Not sure how long they can keep it going until they get some self driving cars that work.
>>53098007That model never made any sense. The whole point was to have someone else do the work (driver) and they skim some profits. Having to maintain a fleet of vehicles and complicated AI would massively add to those costs, ensuring a minimum of 10 years to break even. They lost a billion dollars on that and had to scrap the project because their AI killed too many people.
I ate too much ice cream
>>53098044>The whole point was to have someone else do the work (driver) and they skim some profitsDefinitely not what theyre thinking now that they have to provide health insurance to them all. It further reinforces that humans are liabilities and robots are assets.
>>53098033>>53098044dubs of truth. anyway yeah i agree i don't get it either. at this point the idea is if the freelance drivers have their own AI cars that they lease to uber sorta like how current drivers provide the car. or maybe they work with car rental companies to provide the fleet and uber just rubs their hand in the backidk, i shorted uber lamo
>>53098010Might be nice to get an order right for a change.
>>53098053do these people fuck? like george carlin this is a serious question. i need this relationship explained to me like i was a fifth grader.
>>53098067Oh man, they lost that one? Add to that all the money they waste on lobbyists that still can't get the job done. OK they're extremely fucked then. Self driving will be too expensive for them to develop and maintain and they'll continue running a deficit with their current payment structure.
>>53098010place i go to u just order online then they text u when its ready and then all the orders are in the middle of the resturent on a table its so nice
>>53098053>michigan state tattoo>a literal trannymeme's just make themselves
>>53098033>self driving cars that work.They will get banned and/or heavily regulated before too long, we're just waiting on a lawsuit.
>>53098044Buying and maintaining a fleet of autonomous electric vehicles would cost much more that putting it all on the onus of the wagie scurrying around town in their own car, no?
>>53098082If you ever watch an few episodes of 600 lb life the answer is no. >>53098095>>53098074I think they intended to have their own fleet of ev ai cars to sit around in parking spots for people. I dont know if they thought through the maintenance needed for it but it wont be that much compared to all the drivers they have to handle now. Then who knows with uber eats, they can deliver the food via ai cars but not sure how they get it up to the person in the building. >>53098112AI cars have killed like a dozen people already and no one is banning them.
>>53098118Plus one night in a nigger neighborhood and the inside of the car would be fucking stripped clean. Car would be on cinder blocks an hour into the shift.
>>53098122>AI cars have killed like a dozen people already and no one is banning them.They probably signed waivers or families were paid off. Wait til it skynets a family of minorities or something.
>>53098112Won't happen. All AI cars have camera-based or LIDAR-based systems that capture moments before accidents. See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sliYTyRpRB8Notice how humans break more rules than AI...
>>53098128Is this a nuclear launch code?
>>53098154>family of minoritiesPoliticians dont actually care about minorities dude. They are shareholders though and want to make money.
>>53098155thats not how the news and optics of it will play out though. "Family of 4 Die in Tragic Self-Driving Car Accident" would talk self driving cars even though the human driver fucked up and ran a red light while the self driving car assumed nobody could be that retarded
>>53098122>If you ever watch an few episodes of 600 lb life the answer is no. what is the "relationship", then? im a virgin so i don't understand this stuff.
>>53098194Some people can't deal with being alone; they go crazy. I've never understood it either
I just opened a futures account. What am in for?
>>53098185And rightfully so. If self-driving cars only work if every car is self-driving, they are worthless.
>>53098155Someones going to have to foot the bill when it happens, and it will happen. >>53098174I know just stating the obvious that it will force their hand when the blm mob is threatening to burn the city down for gibbs. I mean remember all the shit companies got because the phone cant distinguish nigs from monkies?
>>53098203Margin call liquidation within minutes
Reminder that Bausch + Lomb is a public traded company. Eye sightlets are gunna make me rich.
Watching Shkreli's series on auditing companies, anyone else use fundamentals here? Was happy to see that tradingview has support for FA like shares out and enterprise value. Any tips?
>>53098210unlees they make self-driving car-only lanes, which could happen. insurance companies and their lobbyists as one example have an incentive to minimize risk instead of dealing with people's reckless driving and entitlements
>>53098232Go check the chart on WRBY
>>53098203excuse me, ma'am, but I can see your hoo-hah
>>53098194Theyre married but they dont have sex. They just whine at each other and make food for the fat one.
>>53098185I see the opposite scenerio happening: AI cars will require higher processing speed for making rapid decision making (more powerful cameras, LIDARs, processors, faster motors). This will unironically create a positive feedback loop, which builds the case for super intelligent self-driving. How much longer will you let the news dominate your mindspace?
Back before I added my wife to my health plan options we looked into the "obama care" route. Cheapest option was like 360 a month with a fucking deductible of over 9000. Keep in mind that was just for her and did not include dental or vision. So if we got it and she ended up using it we would've had to fork out 9000 before the insurance picked up a dime. v.s my options that covers both of us for just over 300 (dental,vision,and health) with a lower deductible to.
>>53098199i don't understand. please elaborate. im serious.
>>53098234>anyone else use fundamentals here>anyone>use fundamentals here>/smg/kek was that supposed to be a rhetorical question?
I will be DCA TQQQ.
>>53098274>>53098199Humans are social, tribal creatures. Isolation makes people crazy. Lack of socialization is harmful. Even if it's a drinking buddy you see once a week, you need some kind of other, meaningful human interaction.Not quite the same, but similarhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabin_fever
>>53098053how can they both be the happiest that's not possible
>>53098274People who aren't autistic like the company of others anon.
>>53098203you aren't just playing with fire there, boy, you're playing with nuclear reactor cores. fuck up and find out>>53098274you know how some people cant mentally rotate an apple in their mind? some people simply cant stand being alone, they need to be doing something with someone or have someone think for them. in the old days these people are the gossipers, these days these people are glued to social media and abusive relationships
>>53098286My resolution is to make money this year instead of pissing away $3000 on options trading. At least it was tax deductable
>>53098140I doubt many uber/taxi drivers will go to the ghetto at night. There is literally no point.
Anyone feel nervous about bonds in the future? It feels like modern society will just end up pulling a weimar and inflation to the moon
>>53098247Mmm, are you trying to make a comparison? Because if so it's not very fitting.
>>53098295You're thinking of "maximum happiness" as a mutually exclusive thing. If happiness was rated on a scale of 1-100, and they were both at 95, and nobody else in the entire world had a happiness score of 95 or above, they would both be the happiest.
>>53098311If they refuse to go into the ghetto's the company will be considered racist and punished by blackrock. They've created this monster by being pussies instead of just calling a spade a spade.
>>53098312if inflation gets worse, jpow will keep tightening until morale improves. it's that easy
>>53098329>Someone wants to be picked up in the projects on Chicago at 1am>The drivers care what the company wantsLol. you can literally see where a person wants to be picked up and what their destination is. They just won't pick them up at all.
>>53098314I will admit I thought those were luxury glasses companies, not actual health care device companies. Carry on and ignore my dumbassery.
>>53098333Your stupid post makes me not feel bad about stealing your Checkems
>>53098353not the heckin checksemerinos aaaaa
>>53098353100 Checkems scheduled for deposit
>>53098321no if i'm the fucking best at something that means i'm the fucking best above all others. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
>>53098349In a self driving car scenario there would be know reason to not go to the ghettos if there are customers. I agree with you 100%, I'm just telling you what the media is going to say. It doesn't matter because Uber is going to go out of business anyway.
>>53098333I feel like the debt for the nation and the money supply is going to get our of control though. We increased by 25% in two years and the most recent budget is 8% of all M2
>>53098333Checked.>>53098350It's okay. I make mistakes all the time. I just stop posting until the next thread and pretend like it never happened. At least you apologized.
>>53098010Do you eat McChickens in your car by any chance?
>>53097925Tipping was invented during the jim crow era by whites to prevent black servers from being paid - white customers would only tip white servers. Applying this logic, and seeing that AI run restaurants will be owned by humans, then we conclude you will not be expected to tip.
>>53098373The rate the current administration blows through money I would be surprised if it wasn't 25% in this year.>>53098387I always get the #7 I think it is, the two cheeseburgers
>>53098387I refuse to eat in my car.
>>53098371American public sentiment is heavily turning against MSM. CNN and FOX news are not out of business yet, but the tides are turning against them. Once the government loses control of media, it's over 100% for the uniparty. Rather, once MSM losses 80% of their audience, the government propaganda losses, and no one believes it anymore.
>>53098236Isn’t the shark just testing if the boat is edible? It should go away pretty quickly
>>53098248The term is pattycake
Bullish for hundreds of boomers and sick people to die for years to come?
>>53098486either way it looks like it still pierced the balloons and they're fucked
>>53098287If you’re really doing that mr frog your face could be a bit more confident
>>53098486it looks the boat is indeed edible
>>53098486No that shark 100% wants to fuck their day up.
>>53098510100, maybe even 200
>>53097997usually your boss wouldnt ever know what you expensedits a secretary doing taking care of it, if the boss needs to sign it its just paperwork that he'll look at and forget after 5 minutes because he has other shit to dosmall companies and big fuckups exempted
>>53098467Yes and no. It's more people have gone full on cult mode and the government has gone full gaslighting mode. It's really not about who is right and who is wrong anymore, it's just sticking to your cult and defending them no matter what. Even if they are clearly in the wrong. Never admit you're wrong because admitting your wrong is defeat and in this age of rampant narcissism in their mind it's better to die before ever admitting you're wrong. The media is becoming largely unnecessary at this point because the societal brainwashing is complete. Facts are just pesky things that get in the way of "progress".
>>53097662>neither do we celebrate ramadanDidn't have to tell us, we can see that from how morbidly obese you cunts are
>>53098678>its a secretary doing taking care of itLol what? In most corporate jobs, workers have to do their own expense reports through some shitty online portal
>>53098681>societal brainwashinglol. you know how old this is? neither do i. when large states turn up the authoritarianism and the propaganda too high, they usually collapse and a new regime replaces it. old structures fall when they over play their hands. people who ride the tiger get eaten.
>>53098705Biden probably doesn't even know what twitter is. He probably does under stand it's a big company that's not under strict DNC control.
>>53098010whats your mcdonalds order
let the music guide you in 2023https://youtu.be/74HhAIbQ1rs
>>53098711That's kind of how I feel too. I feel like we are kind of at the breaking point in the United States. $30 trillion in debt and the government very casually passes a $2 trillion dollar budget. Real estate bubble is about to burst, tech market is bursting, 7 million gen z and millennial laborers have dropped out of the workforce and therefore society, boomers are getting old and dying and there is nobody there to replace him. And yes a new regime will replace this busted system, but I don't think it will be the regime anyone really wants.
>>53098704ive always handed my receipts to the secretary to sort out
>>53098705Why would he post this! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>53098711You have it backwards: they double down on propaganda to mask the fact that they're really fucking up. That's why authoritarian regimes give the appearance of collapsing suddenly and unexpectedly, when in in reality the problems were gradually building for decades beforehand. The collapse of the USSR was surprising to the west because of all their propaganda, but inside Russia things had been getting shittier and shittier for quite some time.
>>53098773That sounds nice. I've gone through 3 different expensing solutions in the 3 years I've been at my company and they are all janky.
>>53098737I very rarely go, but when I do, I like to get one of two ordersChoice #12 mcdoubles2 McChickensLarge fryOrChoice #2Double quarter pounder20 piece nuggetLarge fry
>>53098773That sounds nice, I had to glue my receipts to a piece of paper, label them, then scan that in, then merge those scans with some filled-in PDF forms into a single PDF file, then upload that to a web portal, then re-type or copy and paste all of the names, dates, and dollar amounts into a web form, then submit, and then wait 30 days until someone looked at it and started asking questions
>>53098705I bet that old geezer didn't even write that shit himself, like every president before him.
>>53098737Two double cheeseburger meal. 2 mchickens, or the quarter pounder w/cheese (breakfast its the sausage biscuit or biscuit and gravy plus coffee. Wife always gets the fish sandwich.
INTEL SISTERS: STATUS REPORT!
>>53098782Current admin gives off very USSR vibes. We know they're lying, they know we know, we know they know we know, but they just keep lying.
My New Years Resolution this year is to impregnate a white woman. To accomplish this, my plan is to go all-in on TQQQ long-dated calls. Once I have joined the 0.1% and have a mansion in Beverly Hills, those UCLA co-eds will be in the palm of my hand.
>>53098467Based. I hope it happens, schizo-friend. I think they won already though.
>>53098855same but i'm just going to colombia where i can buy a castiza for like 80 bucks an hour
>>53098855My man, might I interest you in San Luis Obispo? SLO gets all the socal girls and the real estate is way way cheaper.
>>53098082lol when you're that fat you don't even have a sex drive
>>53098855You’re rushing the time frame. Typically you date for a year, are engaged for a year, are married a year, and then conceive a baby. 3 years and 9 months from first date to baby being born
>>53098914>tfw beautiful nerdy castiza at work but she has a boyfriend.
>>53098950pics or it didn't hapenjust beat her bf up in front of her and grab her by the pussy
>stock market not on>entire thread is filled with /pol/ schizos that cant parse information to save their lives
>>53098852The the difference is the admin are not the ones running everything. Sure they run the military and money press, but they don't run the schools and the public infrastructure - the states do. States are pushing back on the fed, at best we see bigger State control thanks to supreme court. Frankly the USSR should have split up far sooner.
>>53098843I'm going to transition into an intel sister.
>>53098203The 4th dimension. Doing VIX on 10x or Nasdaq 20x while JPOW is making a speech will make you see thing in those tiny candles npc don't see bc they "see" the 5min or 30min candles. You won't sleep knowing jews know you know they know you know(they don't like it at all and see you as a threat to their status quo) once you enter this realmAlso >picrel, they managed to weaponize it against you, only against you. They target you, beware of the candles
>>53099024State of the realm is state of the market.
on the 3rd LUKOY bros get to find out just how hard Citibank will fuck them.
>>53099072If we lose taiwan chips where does that send intel vs nvda and amd?
>>53098333Checked, 6 centuries of dark ages are coming.
>>53099024We had a nice discussion about uber a few hours ago
Don’t bet against America, might pull the trigger on Tuesday and make this my portfolio for the year>AXP>META>EEM>RKLB>IWM>CMI>AMZN
>>53099155>he doesnt know about YALL
>>53099155>axp why not visa or mastercard>metavalue play>eememerging markets have never made me money, you need to get smarter beta than what they do to make their indexes>rklblooks like a scamco a pajeet would shill, never heard of it and no revenue kek>IWMmight as well just buy s&p 500 etf>cmivery intriguing play i will do my DD on this and other similar companies>amznalso a good choice
>>53098754For me, its thishttps://youtube.com/watch?v=8-bZAE3rgZY&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE
>>53099206RKLB and RKT have been shilled here and they both look like jeet scams
Anons, I don't feel so good right now...https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1609163790402174976
I dont feel so good about 2023 bros...
>>53099181Enlighten me>>53099206>AXPBetter than V and MA because they are “luxury” and therefore have a bit of a moat>RKLBI’m open towards suggestions, I picked it because SpaceX isn’t public and these guys are and have a decent launch record. Maybe Raytheon but it is “expensive”My goal is market perform or outperform in a potentially ugly year for equities so having a few ETFs will help me keep pace or prevent me from falling out of bed.
>>53099262why are they always like this
>>53099216More progressive house than trance, but it's alright
>>53098807Trump wrote his tweets you retarded nigger!Captcha TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) 2X
>>53099262>the commentshehe some people are nooticing
>>53099249The only real knock against Rocket Lab is that they were a SPAC and probably should have stayed private a few more years. They aren’t some vaporware or another no revenue software company with no barrier to entry.
>>53099206Nigga, just put 100% of that in AMZN and thank me later. Diversification is such a meme if youre just picking random shit
>>53099270well then id rather write puts on american
>>53099361i think you replied to the wrong guy, and i like diversification
>>53099361>>53099385oops meant to reply to >>53099155
My plan for this year is stuff like uranium and coal, and start building long-term stuff like water, sand, and Mexico. Altria seems nice, too.
why am i too retarded to make profit with options? what can i do to remedy this retardation?
>>53099531write them dont buy themlook at IV right now, there's like 0 way to make money buying.
The fog outside my house is maximum spooky...cannae see 20 feet in front of youI love foggy nights..tommorows going to be humid.
Lol I've spent the whole day reading and self-diagnosing myself with psychological disorders2023 is going to be fun
crab day, crab week, crab month, crab year
>>53099548What state are you in?
>>53099558>psychologicalPsych is fake dude. None of it is real.
Are you rich or really rich?
Looking forward to these in 2023: Profit, Guardians of the galaxy vol 3, Indiana Jones 5, Ant-Man and the Wasp 3,the marvels and not to be clobbered by anymore shat happens type things.
I still haven't had sex.
CPI is on the 12th, I think we'll bleed until then and then rally until FOMC
>>53099702I think we’ll crab until a Republican president is in. I view it as a chance to accumulate at a discount for years
>>53099688why not, you can just buy itdont tell me youre too much of a pussy to get pussy
>>53099724Probably. Oil will do well until then too. Id say exit oil and go into cash and see who wins 2024.
>>53098010I'm just tired of substandard service.
>>53098734Cramer wearing a proper FAG shirt
>>53099778It’s blacks. If you go to one of the few remaining white enclaves where it’s white kids working it’s much better. A 17 year old white kid is markedly better in all ways than a 30something monkey.
Peer to peer lending
>>53099794lol 17 yo white kids either aspire to be nigger rappers or they're on meth
>>53098010I think that automating these shit jobs will provide a few higher paid jobs for mainly white and asian people and some high quality hispanics, while forcing the lesser minorities into perpetual UBI neetdom where we will never see them again.
>>53098705>2.3M views>22.9k likesIt’s over
>>53099803....is a surefire way to lose your money
>>53099803What does the borrower lose other than their letter grade if they don't pay the loan back?
It's over cash gang. FDIC can't insure shit. Bail ins and bank freezes confirmed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF4Oxa1L7-c
>>53099868only way to escape the robbery is to own the means of production unless you live in a communist country
>>53099868Take ZeroHedge less seriously
>>53099868you can tell he knows what he's talking about by all the american flags and canned foods and his hispanic accent
>>53099903If you fast forward, it's a recording of FDIC employees and bankers spilling the beans. Here's the source video: https://fdic.windrosemedia.com/index.php?category=Systemic+Resolution+Advisory+Committee
>>53099803you my good sir are literally addictedalsoTELL ME WHAT THIS IS FUCKING CALLED ALREADY
>>53099859these people are basically about to go bankrupt so nothingits the reason junk bonds aren't guaranteed
>>53099868that doesn't make any senseamerica defaulting on its loans would be fucking insane
>>53099923go back to whatever conspiratard place you came from bro
>>53099956Don't want the goyim to withdraw their money before SHTF, huh?
>>53099950>america defaulting on its loans would be fucking insaneJust because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it won't happen. Empires rise and fall. You need to price in and account for absurd risk because if things go south, you want to not be in the 99% of normalfags
>>53099991simple then, hold stocks and real estate
>>53099976"their money"it's literally just numbers on a screen they just write in more on their ledger wtf are you smoking
>>53099648Haha, fuck you!
>>53099950>insaneIt would be biblical.
>>53100007Ain't smoking anything. I'm very sober, and you will be too after watching this:https://fdic.windrosemedia.com/index.php?category=Systemic+Resolution+Advisory+Committee
>>53099940>these people are basically about to go bankrupt so nothingSource
market's closed tomorrow? what fucken dead cunt is it this time
Is Manyuu Hikenchou (Magic Breast Secret Sword Scroll) good?
>>53100066wow that sucks
>>53100068well it says breast in it so probably
>>53100040its literally just numbers on a screen faggot
I'm going to be candid with /smg/ just this one time. Look. If i'm being honest, I miss scoopsies... He's my sweet bb boy. All I want from him is to make sure he doesn't make the same mistakes I did growing up. And if he does, I just want access to his bussy. He's so thin that his bussy hasn't seen a day of sweat. He'd look cute in a sun dress.
>>53100106i was driving downtown today and saw a lot of skeletal tech soibois in puffer jackets, i wonder if one of them was scoops
>>53100104>its literally just numbers on a screen faggotThat doesn't stop banks from failing and from your bank account being frozen, and a percentage of your numbers on the screen disappearing into the ether.
>>53097298puts on TSLA and SOXL
>he's still dollar cost averaging>he still thinks the fed is going to pivot>he thinks there's going to be a soft landing
>>53100134im writing puts, the smarter way to play
>>53100134Why yes, I am DCA'ing my shorts profit into valuable companies at a discount. Astute observation ma'am
>>53100120ok im opening a bank account in africa then.
Chess is a lot like the stock marketThe more time I spend playing, the more I lose
>>53100106What the fuck is a bussy
>>53100157This doesn't make any senseIf the companies are already valuable, then the only way they can go is down. You should be DCAing into unvaluable companies that will become valuable
>>53100183Come to my apartment and i'll show you
>>53100187Tons of valuable companies get taken down with the dreck due to that stupid index investing meme. I'm gunning after those companies.
>>53100187Value != price
don't shortdon't longTQQQ/SQQQ 50/50 is the play
>>53100239I knowCompanies don't last forever. You're buying when they're at their top and expecting them to stay there. That might last for a while, but look at GE and IBM
>>53100134The good companies vs the bad companies will become much more obvious in the coming year.
>>53100260KO will outlast humanity
>>53100114We're any of them black?
>>53100283All it takes is one bad CEO hire, and it's over...The company may survive in name, or as a shell of its former self, but every company comes down eventually
>>53100309there are companies that survived since the 1800sfor example RBC which has consistently appreciated and never cut their dividends eitherto be fair canadian banks are heavily regulated so a CEO cant fuck up that hard but still
>>53100372I'm not saying companies don't last a long time. I know there are those weird Japanese companies that are thousands of years old or whatever. But a company won't stay at the top forever. So, if you're only buying companies at their peak... whether that's share price, valuation, market share, revenue profitability... it will eventually go back down. Don't know when! But it will...
>>53100309>>53100384To argue against the durability of Coca-Cola of all things is something else. Consumer defensive stocks--beverages in particular IMO--are so durable that bad CEOs do not make nearly the dent you're suggesting. The distribution of KO is so good that MNST which has performed extremely well, relies on partnerships with it. I dont see the demand for sugar water ever going away. Doesnt mean its not too expensive at the moment
>>53100412I did not watch that one. I did watch Queen's Blade, which is a different boobie fighting anime.
>>53100276It seems to me that the following principle is being put into some degree of action via many mechanisms, including the Fed tightening.https://biblehub.com/hebrews/12-27.htm
>>53100440You'd be surprised...>company doing seemingly fine>new CEO comes in>needs to make an impact>completes a risky merger/acquisition>doesn't go well>company worth less than the sum of its parts>market cap bleeds down year after yearMany such cases
>>53100470First, I'm not reading all that. Second--A word of warning. Counter-signal cokeboomer again and you will meet an untimely and brutal end.
>>53100440I'm kind of tempted now to trade my KO shares for PEP or MNST.
A closing post for me. First of all, happy new year. But more impotently, I want to let every poster in here, that I love them like a brother. You are my people. Each and everyone of you have the potential to do incredible things in this world. Stop sleeping and start rocking the boat. You're all special.https://youtu.be/QGJuMBdaqIw
>>53100481The worst part is KO boomer is actually a millenial
I've been watching bug wars and the crabs always lose, so that means this year will be volatile.
>>53100504look into CELH, fellow beveragechad
>>53100504KO owns like round 20% of MNST already
>>53100524>CELHfug I love this shit, but it seems like it's already taken off, do they send drinks as a divvy?
>>53100276>good companies kek
>>53100538Pepsi might purchase them wholly, after purchasing a stake recently. No divvies as of now but if they do buybacks at the rate Monster did they should continue nicely, IMO
>>53100546if you know you know
>>53100516imo he's the worst poster, even after the vtumor spammer. it's like his mind is completely rotted by drug use with how braindead he types
>>53098259love me foots
>>53100621I love him, but he seemed to disregard my advice to buy a tobacco stock, saying he didnt understand the industry. Never meet your heroes I guess
I’ve been making AI lewds and selling them to teens for money. How do I make this into a business?
Someone give me a QRD on WBDI was thinking the price is artificially low because of AT&T divvies boomers selling it off and the price will come back to its true valuebut normies on social media are also saying this so that means it's wrong>inb4 debttheir debt interest rate is locked in so inflation will help eat it awaywhat am I missing?lust provoking image for attention
>>53100651I had a gf who pretended to be a pregnant nun. She wound up getting pregnant but didn’t know who the father was. Lmao
Is the early baker still banned?
>>53100621Nope. Just I'm in a good place in life so I simply don't give a damn anymore. Job's secure, got a good house, good wife, retirement funding is on track (actually a surplus), cars are in good shape, and some green in the bank. So I simply go to work, do what I do, enjoy what I got, enjoy my family and friends and let life do what it will.
>>53098843what happened to them? on the us stock index list its somehow the only affordable stock. everything else is ridiculously overvalued
>>53100656I think its a victim of cord cutting.of course a boomer would think millenials are going to drop streaming and return to glorious cable
>>53097525>hasn't updated to 2023moores law is dead, according to manufacturers
>>53100513how did jontron mog the world with his cover
>>53100713is it really that big for them? i thought that they are primarily an isp and phone service provider and american isps are well known for their insanely high prices
>>53100656It's due to the new CEO. Hes a new guy in hollywood. Hes shaken it up. Nobody knows what he'll do. Hollywood don't like change. The market don't like change either. So till he starts punting those changes on the score board the market will not be kind. (Earning reports)
>>53100754Actually I agree with what he's done so far. (Cutting content if the payoff won't be worth it) and combining the (former) HBO Max stuff and Discovery+ stuff under a single umbrella app (like Disney+). A lot of what he's done is for tax purposes. (2 billion "restructure" fee - really it costs that much to simply pass out pink slips?). Cause that's been the story to - mass firing of people.
should i buy 150 shares of BMO on Tuesday?i already own ~300 shares each of BNS and CMthe three stooges of canadian banks basically since they will likely bounce back stronger than the better banks (which have barely lost their value
if people could stop posting hate frogs that would be good, my wife had a training on them at work and can now recognise them across the room on my laptop
>>53100813buy LEV to pump my bags
>>53100818i've found a solution
>>53100818tell your wife how we only hate jews and niggers
>>53100742i'm not aware of any phone or internet service they provide...their income comes from cable entertainment. they're losing money on their movies and HBO/discovery right nowhttps://s201.q4cdn.com/336605034/files/doc_financials/2022/q3/WBD-3Q22-Earnings-Release-Final-11.3.22.pdf
>>53100818ask your wife how she likes this
>>53100443There's no fucking verse to read
>>53100818Which frogs are the problem?!Not my man Marv, right?!
>>53100845If that's a femboy bulge, great.It it's a cunny, she's too old for that
>>53100730It has been shaky at best for the past 5 years.
>>53100818shouldn't have opened the internets hate machine then
>>53100656>>53100754Yeah that's basically what I've concluded as wellI'm just extremely skeptical because it seems too good to be true
>>53100839huh i was talking about at&t. im pretty sure they are in the isp business too as i always see people complaining about their shitty service
>>53100730>>53100863Doubt. We have yet to reach the subatomic structure of transistors, namely "spin transistors."
>>53100820GSI.V is already my canadian pennyshit bag lmao
>>53100887>replying to myself
>>53100890T is AT&TWBD is unrelated>>53100898until that tech becomes used, and not fantasy moore's law is already dead.
>>53100853What if it’s a fecund, sexually and mentally mature woman? You should never wonder why you don’t have a gf if all you do is lust after mentally ill men and children.