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i desperately need to turn $500 into $5000 by the end of the month or I’m getting evicted, what’s the best way to do this?

>> No.53093339

On your knees bro

>> No.53093342

Thats so HECCIN nordic!!1! Shes celebrating SOLSTICE AND MAKING HAIR INTO BRAIDS HECCIN WOAHH

>> No.53093350

Borrow and don't pay it back

>> No.53093364

Buy something wholesale for $500
Sell it for $5000.
500 of something you can buy for $1 and sell for $10
Or 50 of something you can buy for $10 & sell for $100
Or 10 of something you by for $50 & can sell for $500
you get the point.

>> No.53093371

>>53093350
Hi SBF. hows you mums basement?

>> No.53093378

>>53093321
Or you could just bird dog a deal and get a $5000 finders fee. But you probably dont have the knowledge to find a deal.

>> No.53093383

>>53093321
This but taxes

>> No.53093534

>>53093364
Mark up are good, but only if you are producing it or getting it on liquidation.
Most "wholesale" purchases are MAX 40% below retail.

I run a decent sized business and my wholesale is only 20% under retail.

>> No.53093585

>>53093339
Fpbp

>> No.53093642

>>53093321
needs to get blacked badly

>> No.53093688

>>53093350
>>53093371
And when they come to collect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD2gXY4piF4

>> No.53093842

>>53093321
RLC

>> No.53093926

There's no shortcut
Fuck this board and their shitcoins
Get a 9-5 job doing food delivery
Live in your car if you got one, shower at the gym
In 3 months you won't be homeless

If you are some thirdie from India move to Dubai and work your way up

>> No.53093952

>>53093321
Suck 500 cocks for $10 each

>> No.53093968
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53093968

>>53093926
anon knows.

"desperately" and 10x don't play well together.

ya got 2 choices:

1. take your $500 right now, go to your landlord look him in the eyes and before you let him pump you with his hot-source, give him the cash and commit to pay back an additional $xxx every week over and above the regular monthly rent until he is made whole. be a god damn man, admit/embrace your frailties and pay your debt.

2. PEPEPAL FTW. 100X SIR!!!

>> No.53094255

>>53093968
>commit to pay back
This never works. Anon doesn’t have the money now. They won’t have more later. Best to just suck a few dicks as a side gig and get your life in order.

>> No.53094303

>>53093321
>I saw a TikTok
Stop reading right there.

>> No.53095014

>>53093968
price/ mcap prediction?