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[Anonymous No.53093229]

Did you know the guy that found Roswell was seen driving a new truck after the incident despite saying he was heavily in debt and couldn't afford to pay his bills, he also mysteriously moved to a bigger house years later

[Anonymous No.53093270]

Wasn't the Roswell guy also a nazi or am I thinking of a different UFO incident?

[Anonymous No.53093286]

So instead of waiting for Tezos to recover I should be looking for downed UFO pieces? Profit?

[Anonymous No.53093469]

>>53093286
Yes

[Anonymous No.53093483]

>>53093229
I've seen a UFO.

for any anons who are interested, watch this

https://kissmovies.pro/movies/ariel-phenomenon

[Anonymous No.53094041]

>>53093229
So. I have an interesting theory about the Roswell incident. Not my theory — it was related to me by a coworker and I am pretty sure it was his original thought. I’m an oldfag, so I saw the Unsolved Mysteries back in the 80’s and 90’s as a kid and (I think) there were at least a couple of episodes that reviewed the Roswell incident. Go back and check out all of the details of the story.
>weird symbols all over the craft
>aliens about 4’-5’ tall
>mysterious supermaterials that looked like foil, but would return to original shape when crumpled up.
>big gov/mil coverup (?)
What if it was Japanese military pilots in a balloon, carried over by the jet stream? What if the supermaterial was aluminized mylar? Strange markings = moon runes. Japanese are short to begin with and if you wanted pilots, you’d select the shortest amongst your population. Coverup for reasons that we could guess or that we couldn’t guess. There were Japanese on remote islands found in the 60’s who didn’t know that the war was over. The Roswell incident was less than two years after the end of WWII.
It sure makes more sense than space aliens.
I don’t know if this has ever been floated anywhere before, but I am far more likely to buy this than believe that it was Martians.

[Anonymous No.53095772]

It's amusing to me that nobody knows about Walter Haut. The guy was the Public Information Officer with the Army at Roswell who initially reported that they'd recovered a UFO. Then he changed the story, presumably when the Army told him that wasn't in their interest.
Anyway. Haut died in 2005 and in 2007, his full, sworn deathbed affidavit was released in which he emphasized that the Army really did recover a UFO and he personally saw it as well as alien bodies.
It's one of those things that maybe should have been a bigger deal, but wasn't.

[Anonymous No.53095816]

>>53094041
This is retarded, you and your boomer friends are all retarded

[Anonymous No.53095868]

>>53093483
The Zimbabwe UFO sighting is legit, and one that convinced me this was a real phenomenon which gave me chills because the implications are civilization-changing.

However I've personally never witnessed anything stranger than a satellite in the sky.

[Anonymous No.53095884]

>>53095772
I thought that but then I saw him being interviewed about it a year or two before his death and he was totally senile so had probably fictionalised the whole thing in his head over the years.

It was one of those debunker documentaries, but was interesting because they got the guy who did the alien autopsy tape to come forwards.

[Anonymous No.53095907]

>>53094041
>What if it was Japanese military pilots in a balloon, carried over by the jet stream?

That's somehow even more retarded than the US government cope at the time which was "muh balloons".
Why would the Japanese occupation authorities (run by the US) in 1947 have a clandestine weather balloon program?

Jesus Christ bro.

[Anonymous No.53095926]

>>53095884
He recorded it years before he died. Like in 2000.
Nevertheless, it's always driven me crazy that Roswell was absolutely a government cover-up and the conspiracy theorists were always right that "something" had happened there.
Witnesses said they were threatened and ridiculed. Every claim that there was a crash and bodies was deboonked by glowies.
Until the 90's, when the Army finally came out and said, "Well, yeah. We were doing like a weather balloon test and also throwing mannequins off of the balloons or some shit. People did see that."
It's always pissed me off that they were allowed to skate by on this and even more so that anyone believes that bullshit story.

[Anonymous No.53095953]

>>53095868
Yeah I think most of the stories and UFO stuff is bullshit BUT the Zimbabwe one is by far the most convincing one and really is impossible to explain away with so many witnesses.

[Anonymous No.53095968]

>>53095884
>I thought that but then I saw him being interviewed about it a year or two before his death and he was totally senile so had probably fictionalised the whole thing in his head over the years.

If that were the sole piece of evidence or testimony about the Roswell incident than we could probably dismiss the whole thing, but it is not.
There was the mortician who recalls he got a call from the airbase to provide kids-sized sealed caskets, there was the nurse who saw the bodies (unfortunately her identity was never revealed and she (((died))) in an accident soon after the incident, and the strongest witness was Jesse Marcel, the first Air Force officer to see the wreckage and who was then setup up to pose with fake balloon materials in OP pic>>53093229.

He was high ranked, previously involved in clandestine nuclear tests in the Pacific, and he stood by his story to the end of his days.

[Anonymous No.53096010]

for me it is the Puget Sound ufo sighting slightly before roswell where a UFO pooped out some metallic slag into a boat and killed a dog
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maury_Island_incident

weird that you don't hear about this one much. it's all Roswell and maybe Kenneth Arnold.

[Anonymous No.53096013]

I mean, fuck. We live in a world where the US Navy has come right out and affirmed that unidentified objects that can fly in and out of the water at impossible speeds are able to get within conventional weapon range of our supercarriers while our best pilots in our most advanced fighters can't keep up with them. And they even released video of the incidents.
Yet somehow, this isn't considered a big deal and we still doubt UFO testimony provided by military personnel related to previous incidents.

[Anonymous No.53096098]

>>53095953
>Yeah I think most of the stories and UFO stuff is bullshit BUT the Zimbabwe one is by far the most convincing one and really is impossible to explain away with so many witnesses.

There are a few more.
For me, one of the highest quality ones to come from recent history was the Japan Airlines 1628 over Alaska. There was a really high quality documentary about it from 2006 or so, but it's been purged from YT, so I'll try to find you some references to it.

But basically, veteran senior Japanese captain and his cockpit crew get buzzed by basically a walnut-shaped UFO that absolutely dwarfed his 747, and which he estimated was the size of a a few aircraft carriers (his point of reference). Pic related are his sketches.
What's even more remarkable is that he witnessed smaller UFOs moving in and out of the mother ship, and the fact this was recorded on radar in Alaska, later confiscated from the FAA.

[Anonymous No.53096110]

>>53096010
>for me it is the Puget Sound ufo sighting slightly before roswell where a UFO pooped out some metallic slag into a boat and killed a dog

Sorry, bro, but that was basically a hoax.

[Anonymous No.53096126]

>>53096013
All vids and photos are still potato quality so it all may as well be a speck of birdshit on a windshield wiper

[Anonymous No.53096137]

>>53096098
Lola like a cloud.
Debunked

[Anonymous No.53096197]

>>53096137
Yeah bro, a cloud that follows your 747, manoeuvres as if it had no mass, did not succumb to the effects of inertia, and also produced strong radar returns like the metallic 747.
Sounds legit.

[Anonymous No.53096241]

>>53096013
>Yet somehow, this isn't considered a big deal and we still doubt UFO testimony provided by military personnel related to previous incidents.

Never underestimate the human ego and the desperate, delusional force to try to pretend we are the absolute and supreme intelligence and there is nothing beyond or more important than our little anthill.

People who have had encounters with these things describe an existential terror so powerful, that their humanity is peeled away and they devolve into a shrieking primate. That's how deep our fear of superior intelligence is.

I'd say 80% are happy to pretend nothing out there is happening or we create fantasies were we are an equal match and vaporize the bug-like aliens with weapons.

[Anonymous No.53096288]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
these are the retards you are trading against

[Anonymous No.53096305]

>>53093483
I literally just got a fucking virus on my phone and all my coins are missing from my metamask for opening this fuckibg link
Ban this faggot PLEASE

[Anonymous No.53096352]

>>53096241
>People who have had encounters with these things describe an existential terror so powerful, that their humanity is peeled away and they devolve into a shrieking primate

thats me when i have to make eye contact with women

[Anonymous No.53096368]

>>53096288
I have some experimental mRNA injections to sell you.

[Jealous No.53096374]

shampoo fu?

[Anonymous No.53096530]

>>53094041
My theory is that the incident was the first attempt to launch a nuke on a rocket, probably one of the captured V2 rockets. The experiment was a failure, the rocket went off course and crashed. The military and government freaked because the realized that chucking nukes around on rockets was not a good idea and the public would freak on them if they found out. The coverup ensued and the narrative around it got out off control and spawned a cottage industry for scammers and nutters.

[Anonymous No.53096603]

>>53096530
That's a poor theory. They've been launching V-2s out of White Sands for years:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_V-2_test_launches
Redstone where they used nuclear warheads wouldn't start until 1953.

[Anonymous No.53096807]

>>53096352

[Anonymous No.53096823]

>>53093229
He also said those pictures were what he found. They told him to leave the room and when he came back the had aluminum foil and shit to take pictures with

[Anonymous No.53096916]

>>53093483
>>53095868
>>53095953
>>53096098
Ariel school is like textbook mass hysteria. Half the kids didn't see anything. Kids make false memories easy as hell. There's better examples out there

[Anonymous No.53097262]

Why the fuck does this thread still exist

[Anonymous No.53097543]

>>53097262
I love this shit anybody got some info on Antarctica secrets

[Anonymous No.53097852]

>>53094041
>>53095968
this is the actual story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT128ElBWkM

[Anonymous No.53098017]

>>53096241
People always talk with arrogance and doubt when they haven't experienced it. When your around it, you can feel it in your bones, everyone gets head aches, folie aux deux kicks in hard and people wants to sit down and drink water. Monitors flicker, hard disks fail.
Jannies, wrap it up, shut this thread down

[Anonymous No.53098650]

>>53097852
totally bullshit, expected from a limey brit. my relatives watched them announce it as alien craft then retract the statement live om television. I guess the next explanation is that the military got a balloon and spaceship mixed up, kek.

[Anonymous No.53098674]

>>53093229
>Hey can we interview you?
>Sure, $500 and there's a line.
There, I made your post business and finance related.

[Anonymous No.53098707]

>>53093229
Bump

[Anonymous No.53099091]

>>53096013
You can find analysis on YouTube and it all comes through.

[Anonymous No.53099650]

>>53095868
>In Mack's interviews one fifth-grader tells how he was warned "about something that's going to happen," and that "pollution mustn't be".[1] An eleven-year-old girl told Mack "I think they want people to know that we're actually making harm on this world and we mustn’t get too technologed [sic]."[1] One child said that he was told that the world would end because they are not taking care of the planet.[7]
>Hind interviewed the children in groups of four to six with every other child allowed to listen and so their stories were cross-contaminated.[2] Mack only interviewed the children two months after the alleged sighting and Dunning says that Mack, a known environmentalist, "prompted and suggested" the telepathic communication angle, which was not present in Hind's previous report.[2]
And dropped.

[Anonymous No.53099838]

>>53093229
Kek you can see the pain in his eyes
>He was told to leave the room for a quick briefing before the photo op, when he returned everything was replaced with tinfoil

[Anonymous No.53101471]

>>53099650
So, even if Mack directed the kids to add some kind of faggot global warming narrative, does not alter the fact that something appeared to them and freaked them all out.

There's an even better mass school sighting from Australia, look up YT for Westhall 1966 sighting.

[Anonymous No.53101649]

>>53101471
Really doesn't mean much. Kids experience mass hysteria often and will create false memories.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMartin_preschool_trial
>Kids reporting satanic rituals and abuse in tunnels under the school
Except there are no tunnels and nothing happened. Kids are dumb and imaginative

[Anonymous No.53101707]

>>53093483
>>53095868

I've seen a few UFOs (I live out in the middle of nowhere). It's actually very creepy. My mom has seen one too.

I've never seen an alien though. Or, if I did it was probably just my imagination as a kid. When I was 11, I thought I saw a demon coming towards me from the corner of my eye, but when I gasped it ran away. It was a tall, skinny shadow with no eyes, or face.

[Anonymous No.53101906]

>>53101707
Smart kid for running in time

[Anonymous No.53101922]

>>53101906

No more creepy posts, please.

[Anonymous No.53101979]

>>53096305
Nah it was fine for me, KYS glowie.

[Anonymous No.53101994]

I am an avid /x/ fag. Here are my most realistic UFO videos and stories for everyone's enjoyment.

https://thedebrief.org/incursions-at-the-border-homeland-security-agents-tell-of-encounters-with-uap/

https://astronomy.com/bonus/zeta

https://www.military.com/video/aircraft/military-aircraft/tr-3b-aurora-anti-gravity-spacecrafts/2860314511001

https://www.livescience.com/ufo-report-human-biological-injuries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6uNISoNWV4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3poDCf-nATo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdnroPUpGSo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbH9OZupWOg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E85-tQ2lO_I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwzBO3LsGSQ

https://www.muckrock.com/news/archives/2017/aug/15/cia-life-on-mars/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVq7gBH70WE

[Anonymous No.53102099]

>>53094041
The last Japanese soldier surrender in 1974:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda
There was also a Japanese soldier found dead in 1982, apparently the body was intact and there was debate about how long it had been there.

[Anonymous No.53102285]

Reminder:

>The number of adaptations for the evolution from an Australopithecus jaw to a humanoid jaw capable of complex speech supposedly occurred within a time frame which has no parallel within the archaeological record.

>The same is true for the evolution of the Australopithecus femur to a humanoid femur adapted to bipedal locomotion.

>Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Wendigo/Yeti etc... is aptly labeled the "missing link."

>The Genesis narrative of God creating Adam from dust is a veiled retelling of extraterrestrials genetically modifying Bigfoot apes to create humanoids.

>Spiritual entities (angels/demons) are by definition extraterrestrial; UFO encounters are spiritual events and vice versa.

>Extraterrestrials manipulate global politics through various human factions, the most powerful of which (from a geopolitical perspective) is called the Synagogue of Satan.

>Jesus Christ is the incarnation of the animating force responsible for all creation.

[Anonymous No.53102552]

>>53101922
Sorry anon. Here's a cute baby beaver instead

[Anonymous No.53102597]

>>53102285
>Jesus Christ is the incarnation of the animating force responsible for all creation.
But Jesus isn't even in the old testament?

[Anonymous No.53102691]

>>53101649
their story was later ruled as true

[Anonymous No.53102730]

>>53102691
McMartin kids? Absolutely not and actually changed alot of ways children are handled as witnesses in the U.S

[Anonymous No.53102836]

>>53102099
thats far out

[Anonymous No.53102864]

>>53101994
Here is a few videos of a government aircraft developed from UFO technology, such as in the third link i originally posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnlaNR0iTek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6ZBkTUr5Xc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTIzsMLRQjY

[Anonymous No.53102913]

>>53101994
and here is a report from the Department of Homeland security analyzing the Puerto Rico UAP video from the border incursion article:

https://www.explorescu.org/post/2013-aguadilla-puerto-rico-uap-incident-report-a-detailed-analysis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEhgnkQoPqQ&feature=emb_title

[Anonymous No.53104095]

>>53102691
You faggots with your addendums trying to win arguments when everything is lost, the two weeks are already over.

[Anonymous No.53105183]

>>53093270
you're thinking of the nazis on the moon incident

[Anonymous No.53106523]

>>53097543
I believe that is McMurdo research station in Antarctica. It is a human research base manned year-round. I honestly have nothing on arctic or "inner earth aliens." Those theories tend to lean towards schizo because they often involve a flat or domed earth theory, and lizard shapeshifters too. A whole bunch of fucking bologna to me. There is some interesting pictures from Mars, however, of structures and signs from a possible ancient civilization.

https://www.seti.org/intriguing-martian-features-similar-biologically-produced-structures-earth

https://www.news18.com/news/tech/nasa-images-show-possible-wreckage-of-alien-ship-on-mars-1051134.html

https://www.msss.com/mars_images/moc/4_5_00_cydonia/