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SPX -19.5% during Bobos Big Crash Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Souryuu
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for tech investors
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>53076699

>> No.53077952

The stock market is stupid, and a scam

>> No.53077954
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>> No.53077960

>Musk now talking about buybacks
And TSLA is now ex-growth
>AMC shitheads now talking about "THE NASTY SHORTS" of TSLA
Unironically over for TSLA but the only people who will win shorting it are the banks that funded his TWTR "deal".

>> No.53077964

What are VALUE investors buying?

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>>53077940
>>53077954
>bullish headlines
local bottom into lower highs and we continue going down from there

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bobos, are we still beliving in 3500?

>> No.53077979

>>53077960
Where is the cybertruck anyways?

>> No.53077984
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>>53077920
Does it signal that money is coming out of bank accounts and into money market funds?

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Anyone else expecting the stock markets to shit out blood after New Year's day?

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>>53077969
I disagree.

>> No.53077991

>>53077940
>-19.5%
So, not in a bear market. There was literally never a bear market. The economy is super strong, rates are heading for normalization (good case) or 0% (recession, implies QE as well), employment is strong. US stocks just cannot be kept down. Buy buy buy buy buy.

>> No.53077999

>>53077986
No. Up only next year

>> No.53078001

>>53077989
>CNBC
good goy, follow their advice.

>> No.53078003

>>53077986
no. it would be nice with my positions but i really doubt it

>> No.53078011

There is no sane bearish thesis remaining, all bearish factors were either nothinburgers or are fully priced in. The market is already down massively and if you aren't DCAing here you are retarded.

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>>53077940

>> No.53078026

>>53078011
The market isn't down massively, but it's true that there's no sane bear case. Indeed this is why the market *isn't* down massively.

>> No.53078030

>>53077986
Everyone pulled out of the market to buy presents. They will come back in on market open on the 3rd to make good on their resolution to save more money this year. This will cause a jump in the market.

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>>53078001
I'm not the one sucking down the prevalent doomer narrative. Also, I don't watch TV.

>> No.53078038

Everytime I make a loss I feel like dying. Fuckin canceled my birthday dinner with my parents today because I lost another $1000 gambling options over the last 3 days. I can't even bring myself to go out and see people. Prob going to cancel my new years plans too.

My entire happiness is gauged on whether or not I'm making gains in the market or not. There is something seriously wrong with me, I know. But I can't help it. I can't just step away because this is also the only thing that makes me feel alive other than lifting.

Long home depot because I'm buying a rope.

>> No.53078039

>>53078011
>There is no sane bearish thesis remaining
small caps are down 90% and there's no clear indication of debt becoming cheaper yet

plus megas still haven't really displayed that things are turning around aside from starting layoffs; aside from that stuff i'd agree

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>>53078001
Their sentiment/advice is highly bearish, these Tony Dwyer pics are from old interviews.

>> No.53078054

>>53078026
Cope, you stealthy bobo faggot. SPY down 19.5% in 1 year is down massively, I'm onto you sneaky bobos.

>> No.53078055

>>53077940
If FED increases interest rates, market goes down.
If FED maintains interest rates, market crabs with small bias towards the upside.
If FED decreases interest rates, market goes up.
How correct is this macroeconomic view?

>> No.53078056

>>53077984
I don't know but I don't think it has anything to do with what the customer is doing. Banks want to maximize their return with lowest risk.

Only banks are allowed to invest directly into RRP, but you have to consider their other options to understand why they're doing it.
Consider their options might be Real estate, Bonds, or commercial / consumer loans.
If I think real estate will go down, bond yields could go higher, and project the default rate on loans is going to be higher in the future despite higher rates, I would put my bank's money in RRP.

If I thought bond yields would go lower I'd probably take it out of RRP and put it into treasuries

>> No.53078059

>>53078035
yet you keep posting CNBC media slop

>> No.53078062

>>53078039
Nobody other than redditors invests in small caps, go back.

>> No.53078065

>>53078030
>Everyone pulled out of the market to buy presents
I swear you fucking retards come up with the dumbest shit

>> No.53078069
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Will the market get better anytime soon or are they just going to keep up with this bear-crab market for years to come? It's the best way to screw retail as I'm sure most are actually too scared to short/buy puts, I know a lot of you larp as bobos so don't pretend otherwise. The few that aren't afraid of doing shorts/puts, are usually redditors that lose it all one way or the other in just a few months if not weeks. I did call it a bear-crab for a reason. Seems this is more efficient at extracting wealth from us rather than an instant crash. Heh wouldn't be surprised if Jerome's soft landing attempt was to pull off this exact scenario. They (Jerome and a few from wall street) can just push a few buttons on their screen and all the wealth they "lost" from their holdings is back all while richer off the wealth they extracted from you and me.

>> No.53078072

what a shitty end to the year. zero-volume crabathon capped off by a shitslapping retard rally. At least the traders will be back next week so we can see some real moves instead of this painted-on algo bs.

>> No.53078075

>>53078054
It's literally not a bear market. Economic data and employment have been strong all year. Bearishnsess is insane but the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.

>> No.53078077

>>53077986
It's going to get worse than anyone can imagine. Retail is already dead. Tye Jews now are just waiting until you re-enter the market again so they can target you and liquidate you. Yes that's right, the Jews are targeting individual investors now. That's how bored they are.

>> No.53078082

Reminder that the market is forward looking and we have already priced in all of the rate hikes + QT. There is no where to go but up as the market is forward looking and the rate cuts will begin by 2024 at latest.

>> No.53078086

>>53078069
>not writing options instead of buying them
jew the jew

>> No.53078087

>>53078030
normies dont affect the stock market

>> No.53078090

>>53078075
Based, I misjudged you my fellow bullchad.

>> No.53078091

>>53077964
I'm probably some sort of value retard
Been buying oil and tin

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>>53078059
It's a meme.

>> No.53078093

>>53078062
so you're just retarded, i see

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>>53077999
>>53078003
>>53078030
Interesting. Call it a hunch, but I think it will be the opposite since so much stupid shit passed recently like omnibus bill and big tech retards.

>> No.53078097

>>53078075
Ok this year I'm going 90/10 on stocks and long duration government bonds. 35% drop this year 35% up next year let's goooo

>> No.53078103

>>53078093
I slurped the generational bottom on ARKK and TSLA. Cope and seethe.

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>>53077940
>>Links for tech investors
https://www.samhsa.gov/find-help/national-helpline
should add that

>> No.53078115

>>53077970
2000 is the base case.

>> No.53078120

>>53078103
>chinkshit cars by reddit willy wonka and tranny tech money fire pit by a woman
kekd

>> No.53078121

>>53078103
You should be buying blue chip tech like AAPL not garbage like ARKK. No need to own garbage until the Fed actually cuts rates. AAPL will put the market on its back again.

>> No.53078123

>>53077954
Hasnt he been bullish this entire year?
>buys week 1 of 2022 low
>buys week 2 of 2022 low
>buys week 3 of 2022 low
>...
How is he not already all in and poor with bullish only calls and zero hedging?

>> No.53078126

>>53078097
>35% drop this year 35% up next year
So you'll still be down 12.25%?

>> No.53078138

>>53078115
There are two cases:
>recession
4500 SPX due to ZIRP and QE
>no recession
soft landing, normalization of rates to 2%, 5000 SPX

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>6 months of crab

>> No.53078141

>>53078055
the fed has posted it's plan. it'll go up or down if it changes its mind

>> No.53078149

>>53078030
>make good on their resolution
i think i can still short something tonight...

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>>53078082
>rate cuts will begin by 2024 at latest.

>> No.53078152

>>53078123
It’s the power of trading OPM (Other Peoples Money)

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>>53078123
Maybe he's lying?

>> No.53078157

>>53078151
You had an entire year of bearish euphoria, at this point it's just greed.

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>>53078140
SOXL has experienced $2.30 worth of chop loss in the last 6 months.

>> No.53078160

lost 15k on stocks so far
heh
will it ever recover?

>> No.53078165

>>53078103
>ARKK
you had me up until then

>> No.53078167

>>53078056
Thank you. But I'm pretty sure non-bank money market funds like those offered by Fidelity, Vanguard, PIMCO, TIAA-CREF, etc. also participate in RRP.

>> No.53078168

>>53078140
>Go all in short SPX 4100/3500 collars
>Burn dat dere theta
>….
>Profit

>> No.53078172

>>53078038
Stop playing with stocks. Suiciding is a bad idea as it is. If your money suddenly became worthless out of hyperinflation do you know even how much more ridiculous you'd look for considering it? Go pick up the Holy Bible, follow and believe in Jesus Christ as your savior, and get some mental help.

>> No.53078179

>>53078140
BTC crabbed for like a year

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I am perpetually and infinitely bullish on AI. You cannot change my mind.

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>>53078140
Today's close value on SPY was first observed on January 18th, 21. I thought that was fascinating.

>> No.53078201

>>53078191
I am bullish on AI as well but I'm still not buying GOOG stock until late 2023. And yes, GOOG has massive competitive edges in the AI space and are severely undervalued despite said competitive edges in AI

>> No.53078210

>>53078201
The real alpha is ironically data centers. But I remain skeptical if google would be the one to rule the world.

>> No.53078211

>>53078191
AI post

>> No.53078213

>>53078191
it's still too much of a meme, once it can actually create things out of thin air it'll be impressive, but right now what we call ai is just a glorified algo

the hottest meme i've seen in years is ai "art" where its just pulling images from hashtags and slapping them together; makes the basic retard open mouth but to anyone that gets tech, it's a nothingburger

car ai is still a big meme too, most just aren't that good because of their methods of learning

>> No.53078216

>>53078191
why do faggots always fuck up the y-axis?

>> No.53078236

>>53078210
Are you suggesting google's alpha lies within their data centers around the world?

I think the alpha lies in whoever has the information advantage over other companies. The safe move would be to load up on google and amazon

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2023 year of the rabbit lfg

>> No.53078245

>>53078191
So are we ever going to plateau and just stay stagnant for hundreds of years??

>> No.53078253

>>53078191
AI + true non jew nationalist capitalism = utopia

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>>53078191
Will we be able to get an AI Dark Souls film in our lifetime? Should I get more NVDA and Oracle?

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>>53078240
>>53078240
>year of the rabbit
What does that mean?

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>>53078270
Rabbit time is coming

>> No.53078299

>>53078270
We get fucked everyday

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year of the rabbit
hungry for stock gains
lfg rabbit year 2023

>> No.53078306

>>53078287
Magnetic rabbits, eh? How do I invest?

>> No.53078316

>>53078265
holy shit this is cool

>> No.53078323

>>53078236
The alpha, broadly, is whoever has the largest data center. Could be google, could be amazon, could be twitter. But ultimately I am skeptical if there will be a single company to rule the world. What is possibly the more likely outcome is opensource data centers, similar to that of blockchains. Thus, the second source of alpha are AI systems that effectively use open source data centers. More then likely, too, is the AI systems are also open source. If all things are open source, will there be profits to be made? Possibly. But I think that leads to a third alpha.

A third alpha is ironically factories. Because it is seemingly easier to artificially create intelligence, utilizing intelligence in the physical, hard-material realm, the robots and the machines need to exist. Right now, there is a potential asymmetric bet here, as the factories do not yet exist. Thus profits.

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>>53078299
Hey, everybody, we're all getting laid!

>> No.53078346

>>53078305
God I hope not. I had a female rabbit build a nest in my raised garden bed and those little shits ate up all of my wildflowers.

https://youtu.be/FY5g5EngmUc

>> No.53078349

>>53078123
I watched him in mid December and he said Q1'23 was going to be rocky.

>> No.53078358

>>53078265
You will unironically get an AI Dark Souls film in your lifetime, given that Moore's Law remains exponential. I remain skeptical on which microprocessor companies to invest in, but broadly understood, microprocessors—using fundamental physics—are no were close to its maximum potential, namely subatomic microprocessors ("spin technology").

>> No.53078363

>PPT desperately pumping last trading hour of year so they can say SPY was down -19.95% for year instead of -20%

Sad. Biden's policies continue to destroy stock market and the economy. PPT games will not change that.

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>>53078270
Year of the slot machine

>> No.53078381

>>53078323
Wouldn't aapl/tsla unironically have an edge in their utilization of all of the above?

>> No.53078390

>>53078191
AI will become even more helpful in the future but its not going to kill us all off.
>>53078216
They cant understand log charts.

>> No.53078399

>>53078201
>>53078381
>implying hyper geniuses that are autistic enough to program ai will do it for some faggot company
once they get a leg up they will take all the talent from whatever FAAGMA company had them before and make their own startup with all the knowledge they accumulated

it wont be an existing company that creates the ai singularity

>> No.53078402

Time for some hard truths
>Bitcoin and crypto won't get better
>the stock market won't get better
We are for at least 2 or 3 more years or losses.

>> No.53078404

>>53078323
Everything you're saying lends credence to this idea that Google has insane amounts of edge over their AI competitors.

When you say open source data centers, are you talking about this: https://www.tecmint.com/data-center-server-management-tools/

The percentage of money that AI start ups now end up giving to AWS is staggering. I was just talking to someone working in biotech artificial intelligence with his second round at 22m and more than half is just going to be handed to AWS.

>> No.53078409

>>53078399
CYBERDINE BROS LFG

>> No.53078414

>>53078381
Yes. They have the factories and data centers. The biggest constraint for them is human error and miscalculation. But, again, I remain skeptical if these companies will rule the world, namely because they are not _currently_ open source.

>> No.53078415

>>53078402

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>>53078358
>microprocessors

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>>53078415
>>53078402

>> No.53078427

>>53078414
You could say that they are somewhat open source in that they collect data of their usages, but those are proprietary knowledge, which is a constraint for people who have more specific problems to conquer in their own lives that apple or tesla cannot provide.

>> No.53078441

>Dave & Busters has had $145 million worth of insider buys
anyone follow what's happening there? that's almost 10% of the company.

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Only made +15% this year its over....

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Trips and I post ex gfs butthole

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>>53078366
Checked. Year of the rabbit will bring us gains.

>> No.53078475

>>53078441
dont care not buying. asana had even more and theyre still shit

>> No.53078483

so tell me /biz/, am i just a retard if i just buy and never sell?
my plan is to save money for the long term until i figure out what i want. i don't know if i'd trust myself in choosing what stocks to buy and when to sell them, i'd probably risk burning myself with wrong choices and wasting my time looking at charts instead of keeping it simple. dca and holding seems so easy but maybe it's not the best way to invest. i would be interested in learning though. what do?

>> No.53078497

>>53078450
How about you post it anyways

>> No.53078510
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Can I just hold reits in my roth ira?

>> No.53078520

>>53078460
And GFs!
Dont' forget GFs will also be brought by the rabbit year!

>> No.53078521

>>53078483
That strategy has been the winner for the last several decades. If you don't need the money any time soon buying now is best. The issue arises if all of a sudden you need money and all your equities are way down. Over the very long term they will (usually) recover, but you need to make it past the short term to enjoy the long term.

>> No.53078531

>>53078475
ASAN was just the CEO going apeshit, but PLAY seems to be primarily some fund. I can't find anyone writing about it and just asked if anyone knew what was going on.

>> No.53078537

>>53078483
dca is a trap and timing should be a nonstarter for most people. It really depends on your total liquidity and percentage invested, I know too many retards who dca and never sell until they are completely trapped during multiple once in a decade buying opportunities.

>> No.53078540

>>53078483
>DCA SPY every month.
>Use small portions of paychecks to hedge with OTM yearly LEAPS for tail risks (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mfnSM0k9jY))
>Use small portions again for upside (leveraged etfs)
>Rebalance every major disaster or discovery.
That easy anon.

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>>53078483
anon you're like one thought of way from joining the bogleheads
>i don't know if i'd trust myself in choosing what stocks to buy
very simply then just buy all of them
you can get all of america (VTI) or the entire world (VT) for super cheap from vanguard
they even pay divys

>> No.53078550

>>53077964
QRTEA

>> No.53078565

>>53077952
>The stock market is stupid, and a scam

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>>53078270
Your money runs away faster
>mar: stock market unrealized gain tax of 20% approved and immediately made law
>jun: sec declared overworked, 20% of every stock market transaction is now skimmed off your trades
>sep: stock market declared massively manipulated by retail, 50% of all realized gains go back to hedgefunds to recuperate losses
>dec: all retirement funds and pensions declared commumist and shut down, money goes to the government

>> No.53078569

>>53078450
You got trips in your id, now post it

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>>53078569
That's.... actually true nice catch. Delivered.

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>>53078483
even the best hedgefund managers fail to beat the market
just hold the market

>> No.53078604

>>53078245
No, we have yet to conquer supercluster galaxies, let alone the solar system, let alone Earth, let alone a country.

>> No.53078612

>>53078191
AI sure
What we have now is linear regression and/or if-then nested statements but with a lot of computers.

>> No.53078619 [DELETED] 

>>53078591
>hairy
3/10

>> No.53078624

>>53078038
Close all positions and take a break.
t. Lost $30k and haven't bought anything since 2021

>> No.53078650
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53078650

I took my parents out for dinner as their Christmas present tonight, and my dad started talking about the market and said, "yeah I'm down almost 100k this year even though I'm in bonds" and I was like ?????????????????????????

so my dad pulled his money all out early January, and my grandpa manages their portfolio. My grandpa is an accountant and does consulting for some sort of investment firm on the side. For some fucking retarded reason, my dad told him he wanted to be out of the market and in bonds, an upon hearing that instead of buying actual fucking bonds he bought DFXIX (a stock). my dad thought he was in bonds the whole time and didn't realize DFIXix wasn't bonds


so now instead of being up 50k on their million dollar portfolio my parents are down 100k because this mongoloid didn't buy bonds when they said they wanted to be out of the market. he also put them back into some stocks at the top of august. if he wasn't my own grandpa I'd probably punch him.

>> No.53078651

>>53078038
sell immediately at a certain % profit/loss and cool off

also lower your trade frequency

>> No.53078657

>>53078460
If only her tits were bigger than the head, then that image would be 10/10

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>>53078591
Not too shabby.

>> No.53078678 [DELETED] 

>>53078619
Maybe she and that anon from the other day can meet up and shave each other's assholes

>> No.53078681

>>53078650
ok but just buy soxl and your parents will have 3 million by 2024

>> No.53078682

>>53078650
How old is pappy? My grandpa started making horrific trades when he got past 80.

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>>53078682
he's like 76 so thats probably part of it honestly.

>> No.53078703

>>53078055
Depends what they want you to think.

>> No.53078706
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53078706

>the reit index owns half a million apartments
everyone is missing how the reits are slowly buying all the real estate

>> No.53078718

>>53078706
I look like this.

>> No.53078719
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BurpAnon has a relatively small addressable market, he may need to expand into new product lines

>> No.53078729
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>>53078650
Both your dad and grandpa sound like boomers, but that's impossible.

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53078730

>>53078719
>That lower right quadrant

>> No.53078731

>>53078718
LOOOOOOOOOONDON

>> No.53078756

>>53078650
bonds are for faggots and cash is trash so your Grandpa is based

>> No.53078763
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53078763

L3 -> Churning out CLs for promo packet. Also, has to make vlogs to get a date.
L5 -> living the good life may start a company if bored
L7 -> Get shit from management but can't leave due to golden handcuffs

When will I leave L3 hell

>> No.53078775

>>53078763
....did you mean to post this in /twg/?

>> No.53078778

>>53078650
>million dollar portfolio
>parents
I'm assuming your parents are of retirement age. Does he to pay off an expensive mortgage/property tax cause if not I don't see why he doesn't just can't retire safely with 1million

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53078779

give me a guaranteed 100x for monday right now

>> No.53078787
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53078787

>>53078719
>smegma

>> No.53078792

>>53078591
>3d
Gross
Nice hair though

>> No.53078793

>>53078778
they're almost to they're 60s but just really rich. house is paid off too. he's not planning on retiring yet since his job isn't really strenuous and the money is good

>> No.53078794

>>53078779
>monday
That's gonna be hard

>> No.53078803

>>53078650
hilariously enough bonds are down too now
not that I'd ever hold bonds ever again, the modern world is too addicted to QE and low interest rates

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53078820

>>53078719
>MLP right next to Nazis

>> No.53078826
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53078826

B
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GENERATIONAL
H
O
L
D
E
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>> No.53078845
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53078845

>>53078719
>Maggots/flies

>> No.53078851

>>53078719
If you're not above 70% get the fuck out of my face.

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53078855

>>53078826
that's a nice fucking infographic anon, is there one for bonds?
also it shows how unusual the last decade has been

>> No.53078871

>>53078845
My favorite is "buildings"
I don't know what that is... but idk I might be into it

>> No.53078879

>>53078871
im trying to find gentle femdom but it eludes me

>> No.53078883
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53078883

>>53078650
>DFIXix wasn't bonds
It is a bond fund though. But he wouldnt be up on bonds anyway. Bond holders are getting heemed if they bought in Jan.
>>53078657
Gross. Cartoony hentai tits arent attractive. Stop watching so much porn you coomer.

>> No.53078884

>>53077952
Yeah, but is there a better asset class for long-term growth?

>> No.53078899

>>53078775
No. I meant to post this on /smg/. You are my friends. This is related to GOOG stock.

>> No.53078901

>>53078884
long term has always been stocks, real estate is also there with reits but unless you hold them in your roth ira the irs will fuck you

>> No.53078927

Where do yall get your news? Been thinking about subscribing to the economist and was wondering if any other anons recommend it.

>> No.53078930

>>53077940
>get greedy
>see soxl is crabbing qnd dumping today
>buy 8.50 soxl puts for week out
>scam pump, it's green now
Actually rigged

>> No.53078935

>>53078927
>Where do yall get your news?
Uh... /smg/? Who else can I trust?

>> No.53078940

>>53078927
>economist
Why do you care what the rothschilds think and say? Just watch fox business, bloomberg or cnbc while your browse /smg/.

>> No.53078954

>>53078927
The economist is shit now like most other publications, composite sites/news alerts are concise and without the editorial bias.

>> No.53078961

>>53078927
I use Newsmaxx, Breitbart, 4chan, and stormfront.

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53078963

Guys, should I be concerned at pic related or no? Reverse repos are through the roof.


>>53078883
Never, I love chounyuu booba and you can't force me to like flatties

>> No.53078975

>>53078927
reddit

>> No.53078976

>>53078963
I have no fucking idea what that means

>> No.53078990

>>53078927
>Where do yall get your news?
Brad Pitt's abs

>> No.53078992

>>53078927
>the economist
Worst meme. Of all the mainstream outlets I'd say Barron's is the least shit, but you still can't rely on them. I get my news/analyses from experts/shitposters on Twitter.

>> No.53078997

>>53078191
We're going to have radio pop and Netflix blockbusters completely written and generated by AI within the next few years, if they aren't already doing it, and it's going to be algorithmically tailored to milk the human attention span for all it's worth. Whoever controls the rights to the software is going to make an insane amount of money.

>> No.53078998

for me, it's the 50/50 TQQQ/SQQQ portfolio

>> No.53079010

>>53078963
mildly. if things are going so great institutions should be investing in higher yields like credit card debt or mortgages.

>> No.53079011

>>53078998
Extremely conservative

>> No.53079018

>>53078997
tickers for AI (don't say AI)

>> No.53079028

>>53078055
>He thinks the eurodollar monetary system is as simple as the Fed pulling a lever

NGMI

>> No.53079030

>>53078997
so if AI is racist does this mean no more black dwarves?

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>>53078976
It means banks and/or money market funds are choosing to park their reserves at the fed in exchange for collateral and an appealing rate relative to market treasury yields. they get to have the cake and eat it. that's my understanding of it anyway and you can trust me because I watch Jeff Snider videos on the youtube.

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53079045

Bobos eternally btfo

>> No.53079047

>>53078998
>not UDOW/SQQQ
too conservative

>> No.53079055

>>53078997
I'm waiting for AI generated anime and cartoons in general. I can see Disney doing that shit soon, won't have to pay cheap labor Indians to mass produce anymore kek

>> No.53079056

>>53078992
Where do you think the twitter experts get there news in order to form their analyses?

>> No.53079077

couple qs... is movie night still a thing, and did forkliftanon dead?

>> No.53079082

>>53078997
our films are already produced by AI essentially. We have algorithms and focus groups designed to make stuff that appeals to the lowest common denominator. Not a lot will change.

>> No.53079083
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53079083

I had a fun 2022. Let's have more fun in 2023.

>> No.53079097
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53079097

New Papa John Campbell video just dropped.
https://youtu.be/JYR1wz-Cf_M

>>53078927
I used to fucks with the economist. Not anymore. I trust Russell brand and Johnny C and fintwit more than any publication.

>> No.53079108

>>53079056
You don't want news without analysis, raw facts don't tell you much if you can't even pick the relevant ones, also a lot of the "news" is just data, and these guys write analysis.

Here's a diverse list of Twitter experts to get you started:
@JavierBlas
@RobinBrooksIIF
@Brad_Setser
@LHSummers
@NickGiva
@BurggrabenH
@NickTimiraos
@Bob_McNally
@BobEUnlimited
@AitkenAdvisors
@moldvayendre
@mnskymoment

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>>53078548

where can i find an anime office gal?

>> No.53079118

>>53079083
yes! It will be funnier

>> No.53079134

>>53079097
this isnt about Papa Johns or Campbells....

>> No.53079160

>>53078075
Bro employment was literally fake all of 2022.

This market isngoing way lower. Earnings
will have collapsed next month

Amazon was literally laying off last week

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>>53079097

>> No.53079178

>>53078075
Every single person in this thread, PLEASE laugh at this anon.

>> No.53079181

>>53079160
>white house lied about unemployment
I still can't believe they pretended 1 million was 10,000
Thats Jewish even for them

>> No.53079191

>>53077964
Berkshire bought TSMC and Chevron, among others

>> No.53079206

>>53079108
A lot of shit to interpret without listening to these other people tell you how to live. It's like why be free and do what you want when you can just have someone else tell you what to do. Fuck I just want to tell people what to do, and don't bother me. I might be jerking off to midget porn again.

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53079209

What was the average duration of a bear market again? I feel like we're already in the top 10 longest ones.

>>53078191
Same. But I honestly don't know who will actually make it. I feel like the tech giants of today, which are supposed to be the ones at the forefront of this, didn't show up much so far. Like, I'm at a point where I'm using a chatGPT Firefox/Chrome add-on that works alongside the Google search, and other than for findinw website that google is obviously the best at (and to be fair its primary use), when I search for an actual question for a particular subject, the chatGPT answer given in the search results is more often than not perfect, which saves me a lot of time. I'm at a point where I'm not using Google anymore for such searches. Something I never imagined would happen just a few years ago, I thought I would die while still using Google.

Also have an AI nun about to deliver dividends.

>> No.53079213

>>53079209
well im not so sure i consider this a PURE bear market. it was the most insane POOMP in history based on fucking nothing

so i consider it a massive correction rather than bear market

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>>53079181

They did...and the dow is only 3k off all time highs

What is coming...the sell off that is coming...Is going to be unprecedented. W woll retest covid 2020 lows in all indexes.

It's likely gonna pick up pace into january. There is a liquidity crisis in all this also

I will be over in april when rates start getting cut and expectations are ratched down

>> No.53079229

cant believe ive seen jamanon's hairy chest and rocker's stubby cock. it's like i'm building a frankensteined average 4chan user in my mind's eye

>> No.53079230

>>53078990
Based.

>> No.53079231

>>53079209
Look the sheer injection of cash fucked everything so everyone jerked off on trumps tax returns for 6 years. Now is when the real economy functions and we will see who has what in January as far as tech but unfortunately you had these analysts telling you to buy companies with over 100 p/e and look more into fundamentals of the companies rather than the glory of what they're doing.

>> No.53079249

/smg/ should get back to its roots. Buying biotechnology pennystocks that are being sued.

>> No.53079256

>>53079249
i thought our roots were posting lewds of gookfu

>> No.53079262

>>53077986
Is anyone here predicting the Fed will raise interest rates a total of ZERO times in 2023?

>> No.53079270

>>53079256
No the roots were in /rhg/ it existed before I ever made a single post on /biz/. They even had legendary hall of infamy tripfags.

>> No.53079275

>>53079191
The TSMC buy is surprising because investors said there wasn't room for growth since they had a monopoly

>> No.53079276

>>53079108
Thank you anon :)

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>>53078719
>Squirting
>Urine
>so far apart
Uh, bros, how do we tell them it's the exact same?

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53079294

Holy bullish for next year...

>> No.53079296

>>53079288
checked but unfortunately wrong

>> No.53079301

>>53079294
How can stocks go up next year if nobody has any money to buy them because they lost all of it this year on stocks?

>> No.53079316

>>53079301
jerome found a whole cabinet full of printer ink during the christmas party

>> No.53079323

>>53079301
I'm cashgang.

>> No.53079330

>>53079301
institutional isnt some bagholding retard like retail and will slurp all time cheapies like never before

>> No.53079332

Bros, my penis is leaking, is that what supposed to happen when you near 30?

>> No.53079334
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53079334

What are safe bets for the new year?

>> No.53079347

>>53079330
>all time cheapies
Point out the all time cheapies. Literally nothing is all time cheap. We just went from super high multiples to high multiples.

>> No.53079348

>>53079332
penis leaking no, anus leaking yes

>> No.53079356

Everyone is getting COVID again, the sick men of Asia are traveling around unimpeded, coughing on everything and everyone, we're going to have a repeat of 2020. It'll start with the crash bobos wanted, and we'll have a V shaped recovery when the fed returns to ZIRP. Stimulus checks will fly out and meme stocks will squeeze again. the collapse will be postponed to 2026

>> No.53079361

What happened EOD today? It must have been related to the new year, right?

>> No.53079362

>>53079347
Intel is pretty cheap.

>> No.53079366

>>53079356
>we're going to have a repeat of 2020
Not a chance. Theyll just let people get sick and die. No one is doing anything now.

>> No.53079374 [DELETED] 

>>53079332
When you whack off too much yes

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>>53079361
JPM collar, obviously. i read it on twitter

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53079381

LET THE MUSIC GUIDE YOU
https://youtu.be/nNYJ8hMTjrI

>> No.53079389

>>53078963
will we see money pulled out of reverse repo very quickly at some point? Or is the money "locked up" in there

>> No.53079394

>>53079366
no, they want lockdowns back so we can have ZIRP from the fed.

>> No.53079398

>>53077969
Welp. Gotta remember to watch the market at next open.

>> No.53079401

>>53079249
SAVA
CYDY

>> No.53079408

>>53079394
Why would they ever do anything that you want?

>> No.53079420

>>53079294
Remember when the fed said inflation was transitory?

>> No.53079423

New here, is it actually possible to make money with stocks on a weekly basis?
I just put some into an index s&p 500 and long term it seems good.

However, I hear about people making money in the sense they almost can or do it as a full time job. How exactly does that work? I presume if it was so easy everyone would be doing it. But it seems common so idk?

Is it just a matter of literally buying short term shares and hoping they rise then selling few days later, taking small profit and buying more shares? And the only major issue being actually picking stocks that rise short term?

I really dont know anything about investing in general.

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53079432

Uh........ bros, I asked ChatGPT to write a story about the stock market and New Year's Eve
>It was New Year's Eve and the stock market was in a frenzy. Traders and investors were rushing to make last-minute trades before the markets closed for the holiday. The atmosphere in the trading floor was electric, with people shouting and gesturing as they tried to outmaneuver each other.
>As the clock ticked down to midnight, the energy in the room reached a fever pitch. People were shouting and making wild trades, trying to eke out every last bit of profit before the year ended.
>But as the final seconds ticked away, something strange happened. The screens on the trading floor went black, and the room was plunged into darkness. Panic set in as people tried to figure out what was going on.
>Suddenly, a ghostly figure appeared in the center of the room. It was a ghostly trader, dressed in a tattered suit and a fedora. He floated above the floor, his eyes glowing with an otherworldly light.
>The ghost spoke in a gravelly voice, "You have all been too greedy. You have put profit above all else, and now the markets will suffer. This New Year's Eve, the markets will crash, and you will all pay the price."
>And with that, the ghost vanished, leaving the traders in stunned silence. As the lights came back on and the screens flickered to life, they saw that the ghost had been right. The markets had crashed, and their fortunes were in ruins.
>As the traders stumbled out of the trading floor, they knew that they had learned a harsh lesson. Greed had led them astray, and they vowed to be more careful in the future. They vowed to put people and ethics above profit, and to start the new year off on the right foot.

>> No.53079436

>>53079408
because what I want would hurt normal people more and benefit them too.

>> No.53079441

>>53079423
For clarity, Im not trying to use it to replace my job. But something to do on the side to make more money in my downtime at work to be able to put some into savings and some into fun coupons

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>>53079423
Just buy CSCO every week

>> No.53079450

>>53079423
Yeah you have to sell to make money. So just sell every fucking day and make money all the time, then you buy with the money you made and sell more. Like you sound fucking retarded

>> No.53079452

>>53079432
>They vowed to put people and ethics above profit
AI has fallen to the woke, it's over.

>> No.53079454

>>53079389
Keyword is "Overnight". The duration is until the next market open. George Gammon did some good videos on how the repo market worked, I'd recommend those (and only those).

>> No.53079461

>>53079423
it's possible, but not probable. if you had some secret formula for beating the market consistently you should quit your day job and manage money professionally.

>> No.53079463

>>53079452
Well I started the conversation asking it to write a ghost story for children, so I think it's still in the mode of trying to include a "lesson" in each story. I could probably ask it to rewrite it with a darker ending

>> No.53079467

>>53079423
You can do week long swing trades with leverage to do that, but at some point you end up blowing up your account and going back to square one. I used to short volatility into earnings. It was going great until 2 bad trades wiped 3 months of gains out.

>> No.53079466

>>53079423
Day trading is possible but leverage and options is 100% gambling

>> No.53079474

>>53079452
True happiness is found in philanthropy and controlling the masses's lives. Look at any of them.

>> No.53079487

>>53079423
>is it actually possible to make money with stocks on a weekly basis?
yes but it's also possible to lose money every week
>I just put some into an index s&p 500 and long term it seems good.
don't expect high returns with index investing but long term over many years and decades you'll beat the average saver easy
>However, I hear about people making money in the sense they almost can or do it as a full time job. How exactly does that work?
Trading. Buying, selling. Some people play with options or ETFs or short sell shitcos. Leverage can help but it can also hurt if you don't know what you're doing. Some do individual stock picks and make good money going long in the right stock at the right time. Many ways to make money and even more ways to lose money. Know what you're doing
>Is it just a matter of literally buying short term shares and hoping they rise then selling few days later, taking small profit and buying more shares? And the only major issue being actually picking stocks that rise short term?
I already kind of answered that above but this is one way to make a profit yes. You can also buy put options or sell call options, or go short a stock or go long an inverse ETF in order to profit from a chart going down.

>> No.53079494

>>53079466
literally the opposite

>> No.53079499

>>53079474
>philanthropy
Tax evasion

>> No.53079517

>>53079487
Easiest way to make money every week is to be unemployed or living on social security.

>> No.53079518

>>53079423
>>53079487
and of course if we're talking long term again, dividends stack up over time

>> No.53079525

>>53079181
No way it was an accident either. What are they trying to accomplish with the ever growing erratic behavior?

>> No.53079527

>>53079499
Yeah but you gotta have the ego that says put my dick molded to 8 feet tall in front of the building and we got a deal.

>> No.53079543

>>53079347
i'm talking after the crash :^)

>> No.53079553

>>53079454
That's interesting. Some of this stuff makes me dizzy when I think about how much money is involved.

>> No.53079557

I bring important news
you can get pngs pregnant
and ai can create your kids
not even vtubers are safe

>> No.53079564

More money is lost waiting for 'crashes' that never happen than the actual crashes. At least buy some put options so you'll realize how stupid you are on a shorter time frame.

>> No.53079571

>>53078650
If you dont manage your own money dont cry when someone else fucks you

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53079579

>>53079525
I honestly think collapse is in the near future. Sometime before 2024 election is my guess but what the fuck do I know.

>> No.53079587

>>53079401
>SAVA
Hold on, wasn't it shilled heavily months ago? Are they being sued?

>> No.53079596

>>53079587
Yeah SAVA is being prosecuted by the DoJ / SEC / NIH and they're being sued by shareholders as well. And another derivative lawsuit.

>> No.53079597

>>53078826
so what you're saying is, if you spot an extremely easy money making opportunity like yesterday (1 day after tax loss selling deadline), you should always day/swing trade and take 10% profit and hold cash until next extremely easy money making opportunity.

Since even 7% p.a. is impossible long term, a 10% short term gain is easily 2 years worth of long term investing.

>> No.53079599

>>53079596
lol

>> No.53079602

>>53079596
>>53079587
SERS
DO NOT REDEEM

>> No.53079608

>>53078927
Reuters, foreign affairs, and /smg/

>> No.53079620

>>53079599
Lol.
>>53079602
Lol.

SAVA.

Data release promised by EoY 2022. Didn't happen. Today was the last day.

>> No.53079625

>>53079499
Its not tax evasion if its legal retard.

>> No.53079632

>>53079597
today was the deadline

>> No.53079647
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53079647

What is /smg/ doing on new year's eve?

>> No.53079648
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53079648

Just woke up. Wtf happened for power hour?

>> No.53079656

>>53079597
>profit and hold cash until next extremely easy money making opportunity
I figured this out long ago. Never stuck to it as I always kept trying to get rich asap. Had I played it like that Id probably be sitting on minimum 6 figures. Instead my networth isnt even 6 figures. Also better returns than 10%

>> No.53079661

>>53079647
Watching Michigan blow out TCU's bussy

>> No.53079662
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>>53078927
wolfstreet.com
mining.com
oilprice.com
upstreamonline.com
naturalgasintel.com
spglobal.com/commodityinsights
zerohedge.com (inb4 >zerohedge, there is useful financial news among all the doomposting)
Youtube videos (George Gammon, Eurodollar University)

>> No.53079680

>>53079647
Nothing. Packing up stuff and getting ready to head back to work soon.

>> No.53079688

>>53079647
probably making my school plans for next week and getting an eye doctor appointment in

>> No.53079689

>>53078191
>% living in a democracy

>> No.53079692

>>53077952
No it isn't. 25% trades are a real thing and we can focus on pursuing them in 2023.

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>>53079647
Rewatching all of Girls und Panzer

>> No.53079703

>>53077960
>TSLA is now ex-growth
That's reaching. You could see a few bad years for a good company and still see exceptional global growth. Sometimes the CEOs need to change or sometimes the CEO does.

>> No.53079721

>>53079620
How is your sava short going? Lol.

>> No.53079727
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>>53079356
>the sick men of Asia
voila! a new meme is born kek

>> No.53079739

>>53078038
You're a gambler. And this is stupid and retarded. And you should leave here.

I'm down 70% this year and I'm not even a gambler or options player. I'm an investor. Can't imagine how many thousands of percent you would have lost by now if you were given the capital you needed.

Get the fuck out now.

>> No.53079761

>>53079647
I will probably be drunk shitposting here in between youtube videos.

>> No.53079775

>>53078038
Oh, a fellow idiot I see. Welcome to the club.
I kind of got over it and now I'm playing with the money I have left on the account. I fought the urge to put more money in because I know I would just go full retard again.

>> No.53079780

>>53079739
>I'm down 70% this year
>I'm an investor
Hi Cathy

>> No.53079794

>>53077952
It is. World would be better off without it.

>> No.53079801

>>53077964
Apple

>> No.53079803

>>53079780
I predicted that a mile away. This is my trading account we're talking about here. I invest through my trading account, buddy, look at NASDAQ Computer.

>> No.53079811

>>53078011
>unemployment still low
>he thinks the bottom is near

>> No.53079821

>>53079794
Cool it with the antisemitism

>> No.53079824
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53079824

how did you guys do?
>>>53079677

>> No.53079826

>>53079703
>That's reaching. You could see a few bad years for a good company and still see exceptional global growth
Buybacks takes all companies from growth to ex-growth. There have literally been zero exceptions in history.

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WHOA BLACK BETTY

>> No.53079833

>>53079811
S&P didn't really break through that 200 day average and stays under, so I do think it might drop again.

>> No.53079834

>>53079780
Cathie is a fund manager, she makes money off of fees not gains

>> No.53079836

>>53077964
methanex

>> No.53079839
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>>53079097

>> No.53079846

holy shit bros, because I am a teacher there is a credit union that provides mortgage bonuses to teachers. rates as low as 6.2%, low fees etc.

>> No.53079858

>>53078138
SPX 3500 is locked in. Does the FED flip and hold as stocks are crashing down to pre Covid highs? They will definitely pause and cause a rally. Then I feel the bottom falls out before before we hit 2000 and the FED capitulates back to cuts and QE.

The only thing that’s for sure is everything is gonna get cheaper and then very much more expensive as the currency collapses.

>> No.53079861

>>53079846
low ball some people and see what happens

>> No.53079874

>>53079846
>as low as 6.2%
>as low
God damn I'm terrified to remortgage, hopefully rates will be lower in 3 years

>> No.53079875

>>53079826
Why do you think TSLA buybacks are in the cards just because Elon is saying it? You know they can vote him out, right? Think they won't? Think he hasn't already floated this idea across us? He's seeing what needs to be done.

SpaceX is his new passion while Twitter is just the new addiction that gets him there. This is a bridge moment.

This is a Steve Jobs/ Next Computer moment.

>> No.53079888

>>53078038
I recommend having a big cash position while turmoil continues in the market. It helps you make better decisions in my personal experience. You get to pick bottoms on your own terms, and any losses you suffer end up being less bad than if you had most of your cash tied up. Other advice, gamble less and make more certain and less risky bets, and cut your losses when doubt arises. It's much less painful to cut & run at -$200 than -$1,000

>> No.53079891

>>53079836
and other companies focused on commodities
valuations on small cap value etf's were historically cheap this year

>> No.53079905

>>53079861
I already am. Made a buyout offer for my aunts former house which has been abandoned for two years. I own 5.5% of the house already by inheritance and need to buyout the 94.5% remaining. My total payment to family will be approximately 132k total. I expect about 20k in backed taxes and other repair work that will be needed to be done immediately so buying it for 152k. The house itself is probably worth around 200k after the repair work so pocketing the difference as my share+risk premium.
>>53079874
Others will not make loans for less than 6.8% due to the risk of rates changing leaving them bagholding because all they do is originate the loans and bundle them.

>> No.53079959
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53079959

do you think bloomberg anchors would reply to me if i made ai art of their pictures haha

>> No.53079962

>>53079846
if youre taking on debt in this market you are 100% NGMI, sorry to say

>> No.53079968

>>53079834
Yeah I realized those make easy money once they get enough people putting their money in. Looked into it to attempt becoming an asset manager of my own hedgefund....not happening not with all that time investment and no guarantee you'll even get needed funding.

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Make the next thread "nigger edition".

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53079975

>>53077940
What should I be invested in?
Are financial companies like city group a good play.

>> No.53079978

>>53079846
my friend who worked at a credit union got sub 3% before the rate hikes. Housing market will crash

>> No.53079980

>>53079975
VT

>> No.53079982

>>53079875
>SpaceX
Partly doubt itll ever go anywhere towards actually putting a group of people on Mars alongside a settlement, especially if it goes public. But at lwast if it went public Id drop all my money into it. Easy multibagger imo

>> No.53079985

this may very well be the last fap of 2022 wish me luck bros

>> No.53079986

>>53079978

>> No.53079987

>>53079982
Progress only comes with profitability. Unless we find a way to guide asteroids to earth or mine the isotopes on the moon we aren't going anywhere

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>>53079959
Broker (Female) "stop buing nonprofit bio-companies!"

>> No.53080027

https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/5308002553080025
>>53080025
>>53080025
>>53080025

>> No.53080033

>>53079275
Interesting. There’s GlobalFoundries, Samsung etc.
Even if TSMC already dominates its niche, it could still grow its revenue because its niche grows.
Even without growth, investors could be betting that TSMC will increase its margins and throw off lots of cash.

>> No.53080118

>>53079423
No one, not even the best full time fund managers have beaten the market over time.
What you see here is literal gamblers who beat the odds in the short term. Stick to dollar cost averaging into index funds until you learn about the market and it’s fundamentals. In this thread alone there’s like six retards whining about the thousands they’ve lost on gambles.

>> No.53080356

>>53079968
It's easy go to economic school, suck your professors cock, he gets you a job as an assistant at Capital group, suck a bunch of cock there and move on to Jennision associates, suck cock to director level.... you see the pattern. She went to an all girl's catholic school so you know she fucks really nasty.