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I don't know what Chainlink is or what it does but it still makes up the vast majority of my portfolio.

>> No.53076767
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>>53076743
Half of my portfolio and I now realize I ended up in an elaborate ponzi scheme propped up by deranged cultists

>> No.53077078
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>>53076743
JOLENTA

>> No.53077108

>>53076743
Vas ist this?

>> No.53077119

>>53076743
rolling for jolenta

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>>53077108
Book of the New Sun girls

>> No.53077165

>>53076743
3 > 1 > 2 > 4

>> No.53077178

>>53076743
#3 by faaaaaar

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>> No.53077207

>>53077140
>Typhon

Damn, even our bbcs are getting colonized

>> No.53077238

Why is Dorcas getting hit on the head by some old guy with a cane?

>> No.53077264

>>53077238
See
>>53077140

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MFW will never have a genetically modified fucktoy with thighs so thick she can barely walk

>> No.53077284

>>53076743
I had a crush on Thecla as a kid. For a morbidly obese trad-Cath autist Wolfe knew how to write appealing women.

>> No.53077392

>>53077140
Holy fuck I want Amazonian 7 foot Thecla now instead

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>>53077271
>Wife carries all of her weight in thighs and butt
>Lost weight
IT'S NOT FAIR ANON

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>Baldanders
>white
Nah, this ain’t it.

Also. Where’s little Severian?

>> No.53077439

>>53076743
WTF I was just talking about Gene Wolf, who is Agia again? Was she like the woman he helped escaped that he was supposed to strangle?

>> No.53077445

>>53077284
Fat bastards know how to write women because they want to fuck them in their fantasies…not GRRM, that guy is a massive kek

>> No.53077448

>>53077140
bro who made this?

>> No.53077461

>>53077439
Agia was the twin sister of the guy Severian fought with the leaf swords. She becomes a roastie after getting cucked by Swamp Pussy Dorcas

>> No.53077465

>>53077140
why is the hot woman placed beside the naked half nigger?

>> No.53077480

>>53077140
>>53077238
fun fact, that guy with the cane is a robot created by Baldanders, who is actually a genius
it's the trope of Frankenstein's monster in reverse

>> No.53077489

>>53077461
ahh that's right, that bitch

>> No.53077546

Jolenta is literally perfect.

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>>53076743
>>53076767
>>53077078
>>53077108
>>53077119
>>53077140
>>53077165
>>53077178
>>53077192
>>53077207
>>53077238
>>53077264
>>53077271
>>53077284
>>53077392
>>53077396
>>53077427
>>53077439
>>53077445
>>53077448
>>53077461
>>53077465
>>53077480
>>53077489
>>53077546
I NEED MORE OF JOLENTA RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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Damn, this thicc redhead girl Jolenta... just look at her, imagine smelling her armpits and then licking them

>> No.53077645

>>53077546
>>53077578
>>53077604
>he doesn't know

>> No.53077696

>>53077645
nope he doesnt. why dont you tell him instead of smug posting

>> No.53077713

>>53077140
> The Cumaean
> Giant cumshot with trapped faces and a coat
lmfao my sides

>> No.53077714

>>53077645
>>53077696
Jolenta is a man.

>> No.53077719

>>53076743
Is this a sign from God lads? I've been holding chainlink and am currently halfway through citadel of the autarch? Wat means? that everything will be OK and chainlink will moon? Or I need to have sex with woman (I am virgin)? I am have difficulty interpreting the cosmic signs presented to me on this finance board. Help me oh frogs.

>> No.53077734

>>53077714
Agia struggles to hide her bulge though

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>>53077719
I can tell you this: do not misinterpret the signs as telling you to throw away your virginity. Your virginity is more valuable than you know. Hold strong.

>> No.53077792

>>53077767
>Your virginity is more valuable than you know. Hold strong.
The protagonist of the series has sex with literally every woman he meets... while I need to remain a virgin? I will hold my chainlink and if adequate signs are presented to me in this thread in the manner of repeated numerals, buy more and even finish the book today. Anyone know if Urth of the new sun is worth reading after?

>> No.53077826

>>53077792
As a complementary material yea.
But you hold link so you should drink the Alzebo cum already

>> No.53077840

>>53077719
Don't listen to him >>53077767 he's just trying to hog Jolenta all to himself.

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>>53077165
Correct

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>>53077719
just remember: with hierodules, you lose

>> No.53077873

>>53077165
Unironically true. Severian getting raped and cucked as a prisoner got boring for the last part

>> No.53077887

Agia sus ngl

>> No.53077914

>>53077714
figures there's some faggotry snuck into this.
which one are natural born females and arent some faggot in girl clothes

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>>53077792
Yes; Severian is unreliable.

Urth of the New Sun is not as good as the tetralogy but is worth reading if your made it through all four.

>> No.53077943

>>53077914
Thecla is best girl.

>> No.53077975

>>53077943
Bruh, Thecla becomes a FtM after she bit the pointy end of a bread slicer

>> No.53077985

>>53077140
I swear I'm not a nigger, but I want to put my dick inside of Jolenta's fat asshole.

>> No.53078073

>>53077975
Only the chromosomes matter.

>> No.53078081

>>53077914
Jolenta is not a man retard try not to get baited so easily

>> No.53078105

>>53077872
Are the hierodules suppressing chainlink? Is Sergey the New Sun?

>> No.53078116

>>53077119
a man of culture

>> No.53078142

>>53077427
>Also. Where’s little Severian?
he's dead

>> No.53078182

>>53077985
Jolenta is the ultimate rugpull and bizlets are fomoing in as expected

>> No.53078288

>>53078182
Jolenta was pure kino bros why did Dr Talos have to be so mean to her?

>> No.53078318

>>53078288
>Jolenta was pure kino

Cringe and simppilled

>> No.53078392

>>53078318
You're a homosexual if you wouldn't spill your seed into her.

>> No.53078440

>>53076743
Like everyone I'm tempted by Jolenta. But being dominated by Thecia would be top-tier.

>> No.53078493

>>53078392
That is a completely different question than her being kino.

>> No.53078570

>>53077140
>white man colonized negro's body
Fucking yakub did this.

>> No.53078686

>>53076743
Jolenta >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Agia = Thecla >>>>>>>>>>> Dorcas

>> No.53078750

>>53077078
Negro-tier faggot. Gib me Thecia or Dorcas.

>> No.53078906

>>53078750
Dorcas is top-tier and perfect, Thecla is a psycho bitch. Jolenta is a turbo-thot and Agia is everything wrong with modern woman.

>> No.53078922

>>53077427
I do be reading some pringles from time to time

>> No.53078948

>>53078906
What did Thecla do?

>> No.53078955

>>53078948
Read the claw of the conciliator again closely...

>> No.53078966

>>53078955
Wasn't she dead by then? Or did I miss one of the memories Severian gained when he ate her?

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>>53076743
Dorcas best girl

>> No.53078978

>>53078966
You've only read the books once, haven't you?

>> No.53078981

>>53077119
Lainey Molnar's new RPG

>> No.53079000

>>53078978
Not even that, I've only read the first two and am part way through the third

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>>53078981

>> No.53079563

>>53078750
low t nigger, jolenta has the best boobs, if you chose a woman for anything else than her boobs you're a primitive tribal nigger

>> No.53079606

>>53078972
This!

>> No.53079806

>>53077713
fucking kek

>> No.53080951

bump

>> No.53080988

>>53078972
gigachad moment.

>> No.53081710

>>53076743
I just stayed away because anons were talking way back in the day about how Sergey held 50% of the coins or something absurd like that. Seems to have been a good call

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>>53077140
Does this count as Blacked?

>> No.53082067

>>53078972
For me it’s Thecla

>> No.53082185

>>53078972
Dorcas has the best feet. I bet they smell yummy ;)

>> No.53082200

>>53077140
Someone do baldanders as 6' and hethor as 5'11"

>> No.53082274

>>53077165
Based and rollan

>> No.53082278

>>53082274
Ugh

>> No.53082554

>>53077078
I want to live in a sexy world with hot, sexy sex and big boobas all the time.

>> No.53082611

>>53076743
I sold most of the shit a long time back. My largest hodling now are xmr and scrt.

>> No.53082620

>>53082611
xmr is getting a lot of heat for not being auditable, i prefer scrt and rose because of the auditable privacy.

>> No.53082642

>>53082620
these are not as flexible as rail though, it's a protocol that can be easily integrated into any defi that wants privacy.

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>>53076743
$400 worth of shitcoins is not a portfolio

>> No.53082681

>>53078972
The hottest imo.
>>53082611
You sold because you are a psycho with no vision. you will probably die poor
>>53082620
privacy will probably improve crypto usage if it is not always targeted.

>> No.53084156

test

>> No.53084513

>>53078972
docas is right besides the dog....

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>>53077140
>the cumeaen

>> No.53084570

>>53082681
why are bagholders furiously seething over people selling?

>> No.53084655

>>53082056
reminder the artist of this image is so braindead double digit IQ they read that typhon's body was his servant/slave and instantly decided it was negro being severely americanbrained

>> No.53085088

Based book
I feel bad that you're even sharing it with these retards

>> No.53085270

>>53077767
Anon could jump off a bridge tomorrow and nobody would ever knew about his virginity, he would be dead, everyone would move on

Why are you lying that his virginity is worth something