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So, anon. Tell us about your /biz/iness.

>> No.53068058

>>53068044
We make an app that loses money and we reinvest all revenue. We then sell our equity to VC firms and through funding rounds.

>> No.53068071

I trade options and use my gains to buy mcdonalds

>> No.53068088
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>>53068071
What are your margins, in big macs per week?

>> No.53068149

it's quite simple, really. I collect used soda and beer cans and redeem them for a 5 cent deposit.

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>>53068044
Augmented reality goggles that show the world, not as it is, but as it should be.

>> No.53068753

>>53068088
3 big mac's per week on average. When I want something healthy I go for the 10 pc chicken nuggets with sweet and sour sauce

>> No.53068754

>>53068044
we wait outside of a gay club at night and then beat the fags when they walk out for their money

>> No.53068803

>Too much diversity in this room so I'll take my ideas elsewhere. This company's focus is clearly not productivity or a job well done.

>> No.53068829

>>53068044
24 hour weed, beer, and cigarette delivery service.

>> No.53068852

>>53068044
of all the people in this stock image, who you dislike the most?
>hardmode
no polcel

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Used to own a hookah bar. It was pretty successful for a while. Sold my tobacco license and liquidated my inventory in 2020 for obvious reasons. Used to do something else too.

>> No.53068862

>>53068747
holy shit i would buy this with all my money

>> No.53068874

>>53068044
I buy hookers for 1,000. Then kill them and take my money back.

So far I am breaking even, but there is always opportunity to earn a real profit!

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>>53068044
>*breathes in*
>BWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHLELELELEEEEEEEH

>> No.53069600

>>53068044
Alamy can suck on my cock!

>> No.53069628

>>53068747
We need this ASAP

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>>53068044
I flip used boardgames

>> No.53072642

>>53068753
>When I want something healthy I go for the 10 pc chicken nuggets with sweet and sour sauce