/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.53057271]

BOIL Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Fletcher
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Elon fanbois
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>53054007

[Anonymous No.53057285]

Just opened a trading account how do i become a million aire? What is shorting

[Anonymous No.53057286]

>>53057271
Is it time to slurp BOIL?

[Anonymous No.53057289]

last 2 days were green futes red day
can't happen a 3rd time, r-right?

[Anonymous No.53057294]

Why the fuck is nasdaq pumping so much right now??

[Anonymous No.53057299]

>>53057294
Because we're at a technical bottom with a lot of shit.

[Anonymous No.53057307]

Guys honestly I think we need millions and millions of immigrants to fix the housing shortage.

[Anonymous No.53057309]

TSLA @118
$10 above my capitulation exit
$4,000 difference
kill me

[Anonymous No.53057314]

>>53057285
Snorting is when you use a straw or something similar to inhale a powdery substance such as cocaine or a crushed up pill up your nose to feel the effects of the drug almost instantly

[Anonymous No.53057321]

>>53057307
Like an unrelenting tide of migration. Nonstop. Nonstop. Folks like me who are white and Caucasian descent from 2023 and then on will be in an absolute minority and that’s not a bad thing that’s the source of our strength

[Anonymous No.53057324]

>>53057309
I almost bought calls when you capitulated yesterday, now I feel like I missed out also

[Anonymous No.53057364]

The end times are near

[Anonymous No.53057366]

>>53057321
>that’s not a bad thing that’s the source of our strength
That's the sound of cope

[Anonymous No.53057404]

>>53057364
Wouldn't the toilet paper be missing from the store shelves? Don't wipe your butt in front of robots is all

[Anonymous No.53057410]

Down 20k. When I think about it...

[Anonymous No.53057412]

>>53057364
please mercy mr. Duck

[Anonymous No.53057447]

>>53057412
No

[Anonymous No.53057453]

Shouldn't I just go short until mid 2023 at least, yes we will get bull trap rallies but the whole market will be on a downward trend

[Anonymous No.53057455]

>>53057447
May God have mercy on us, for the duck will not.

[Anonymous No.53057458]

What the fuck my 0dte itm put credit spreads for exercise while I was asleep last night. I’m so pissed. They were gonna print what do i do? I’m arguing with Robinhood support about it but it’s not really helping

[Anonymous No.53057469]

writing puts is FREE money

[Anonymous No.53057478]

>>53057314
he said shorting not snorting sir, but can you send some of that good shit my way?

[Anonymous No.53057491]

>>53057458
What on?

[Anonymous No.53057513]

>>53057453
The greek crab is going to rape you

[Anonymous No.53057514]

>>53057458
That sounds impossible unless it was done AH and on SPY. Some MMs might have exercised early and waited until the last second.

[Anonymous No.53057521]

>>53057240
No shit retard

[Anonymous No.53057525]

>>53057513
That be me

[Anonymous No.53057531]

>>53057458
that's why i dont fuck with spreads, assignment is just a headache

[Anonymous No.53057554]

Who is seriously considering buying bonds ? (except me)

[Anonymous No.53057573]

>>53057469
From my point of view writing calls is FREE money

[Anonymous No.53057607]

>>53057514
It was SPY

[Anonymous No.53057650]

kek how many idiots here thought they could make money bottomfishing LUV

[Anonymous No.53057661]

THE SANTA RALLY IS STARTING!!!!11

[Anonymous No.53057721]

>>53057554
Bonds move to slow for the attention span of most zoomers

[Anonymous No.53057729]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53057731]

>>53057721
3x leveraged bonds are okay

[Anonymous No.53057772]

>>53057554
too annoying to find which ones i want. it's not like entering a ticker and immediately seeing the bid ask

[Anonymous No.53057795]

natgas...

[Anonymous No.53057818]

>>53057309
I’m now down only 37,3% on my Tesla position, but leveraged 5x, so it’s still close to 200%. I went full retard bagholder, and am only alive because I lucked out with some other stocks. Am now considering to increase the position to hopefully get some money back.

[Anonymous No.53057826]

Please no more whoa Black Betty Mr Powell ;__;

[Anonymous No.53057829]

What if I only buy good companies?

[Anonymous No.53057837]

The difference between a $1,000,000 pre-owned yacht and a $3,000,000 one is astonishing.
Really makes you wanna turbo your income.

[Anonymous No.53057839]

whats your niggers net worth and 5 year financial goal?
He doesnt have a 5 year plan???

[Anonymous No.53057846]

>>53057839
Jab+ in code also how many kike spikes will you have tallied up by 2028

[Anonymous No.53057847]

>dabbling at investing at last
>bear market
>know this
>still find and invest in growing stocks among the sea of red
Heh

[Anonymous No.53057854]

>>53057309
lol dont capitulate, musk might be full retard now but he will still be able to pull a few more tricks out of his wizards sleeve. just close your brokerage app and dont open it for 20 years and youll be fine

[Anonymous No.53057859]

>>53057839
>wants me to plan 5 years out when not even the FED doesn't know what it's doing two months out
Here's the plan: Wait for next bullrun. Buy and hold.

[Anonymous No.53057863]

>futures
God dammit my robot vacuum started going at 3 am for no reason, woke me up, and now I can’t get back to sleep, at least futures look good

[Anonymous No.53057878]

so why did natgas take another 1% per minute dump just now?

is winter canceled?

[Anonymous No.53057893]

>coldest week of the year
>blizzard
>Natural gas hits 52 week low

I told you they wouldn't let grandma freeze to death.. once you realize the whole game is rigged/fake/gay and nothing ever happens it all starts making sense. I think KOLD puts or BOIL is the play now

[Anonymous No.53057924]

>>53057837
Yea and the difference between a $1 house and a $2,000,000 house is also quite astonishing >>53057863

[Anonymous No.53057929]

>>53057458
Are you saying you’re now a bagholder? Isn’t that how it’s supposed to work?

[Anonymous No.53057932]

Tune in today for another episode of "Will CS break below $3"

[Anonymous No.53057936]

>>53057893
are you bagholding?

[Anonymous No.53057940]

>>53057924
You being stupid, pal?
You acting a fool, is that what's going on here?

[Anonymous No.53057950]

>>53057554
Currently dumping my paycheck into emerging market bonds

[Anonymous No.53057957]

>>53057839
42 yo
Current 350k
5 year 589-650 depending on market conditions.

[Anonymous No.53057959]

>>53057929
No because they also exercised the long side of my spread. And the premium was run up at market close so I barely even got to keep any premium. Fucking scam honestly

[Anonymous No.53057960]

>>53057936
I shilled KOLD here at $10-12 and told you exactly how this was going to play out. You always call me a nigger. You never listen. You hate making money

[Anonymous No.53057968]

>>53057960
I never said you were, I am currently bagholding natgas, I need it at 5.1

[Anonymous No.53057976]

>>53057957
*Doesn't include any real estate holdings

[Anonymous No.53057979]

>>53057960
I listened but I sold mine at $14 and was happy and was waiting for it to dip again but it just kept going and going and going

[Anonymous No.53057988]

>>53057968
I started buying 1/20/23 KOLD puts yesterday. Sold February $20 covered calls on my KOLD shares for like $9.00 premium rofl. My cost basis is $0 now

[Anonymous No.53057994]

>>53057988
>I started buying 1/20/23 KOLD puts
alhamdulillah you will regret this

[Anonymous No.53058020]

>>53057994
Maybe. Nat gas has been heemed so hard recently I see a rebound soon. Everyone on /smg/ thinks lines just go in one direction.. nat gas is down like 50% in a month.. time to start running the "colder than expected January" news story or whatever and have a +20% day

[Anonymous No.53058037]

NAT GAS TO $0 EOD!

[Anonymous No.53058081]

>the 5 figure faggot is back
dude just kys, nobody believes you make money.

[Anonymous No.53058086]

>>53058037
it cant even bounce after a negative double digit day, its over

[Anonymous No.53058095]

How much are people's 401Ks down this year?

[Anonymous No.53058096]

>>53057957
how much of that is growth of your principle and now much is additional earning from each year?

[Anonymous No.53058097]

Alright bulls you got another hour before the heeming continues

[Anonymous No.53058110]

>>53058097
Keep going with this energy bobo
It's what we need right now. You faggots are the biggest contraindicator I could wish for.

[Anonymous No.53058115]

>>53058095
mine says its down 20% for the year and less than a percent since inception, since 40% of it was free money from boss im technically up 20% for the year and 39% for all time

[Anonymous No.53058133]

>>53058037
>>53058086
Zoom out. You fags can't handle this volatility. Your knees are weak. You would sell the bottom down 20% before it 2xs

>>53058081
Seethe. I should be 6 fig by 2023-2024

[Anonymous No.53058136]

>Got BOIL at a "discount" price of $40 >Down 50% in a month.

Tell me I'll break even in January frens. My ego is telling me to average down but I have a feeling we'll be dropping until the weather warms up in March

[Anonymous No.53058139]

Now is the time to go into tqqq right? How many consecutive red days in a row can we possibly have as I ask my self after having two weeks of red straight.

[Anonymous No.53058142]

>>53058133
>You would sell the bottom down 20% before it 2xs
if yesterday wasnt the bottom we are unironically going back to 2

[Anonymous No.53058143]

>>53058136
>>Down 50%
/smg/'s bagholding is way more impressive than /gme/'s
way more

[Anonymous No.53058158]

>>53057366

[Anonymous No.53058160]

>>53058097
comfy in TSLA calls, retard late bears getting squeezed

[Anonymous No.53058174]

>>53058142
I have no clue wtf is gonna happen desu but I'm totally gonna gamble on a short term bounce soon. Commodities aren't gonna fucking -80% in two weeks because of a storage report or whatever fucking clickbait weather headlines move natural gas

[Anonymous No.53058184]

>>53057366
suffrage was a jewish feminist movement

[Anonymous No.53058211]

Anyone else swinging YANG? The movement on it has been crazy.

[Anonymous No.53058213]

Jobless print soon.

[Anonymous No.53058218]

>Google executives sounded a "code red" alarm internally over fears that ChatGPT could disrupt the search business, according to the NY Times

[Anonymous No.53058231]

>>53058213
let's see a big uptick in jobless claims
save santa

[Anonymous No.53058255]

>>53058231
>2k higher than previous
Well that's not much but it's something.

[Anonymous No.53058262]

>>53058255
>mfw I read it again
>it's as-forecast

[Anonymous No.53058273]

>>53058255
>>53058262
if we still dump today I will strangle a jew today there is no bobo argument today except muh recession

[Anonymous No.53058274]

>>53058255
>indexs pumped 0.5% because 2000 people got laid off for Christmas

Someone post the "daily reminder that economics are pseudoscience..." wall of text rant. I don't have it saved

[Anonymous No.53058287]

>>53058274
We're at technical bottom you fucking retard if you shorted today you're literally glue-huffing retarded.

[Anonymous No.53058288]

>natgas keeps drilling
lol, lmao even, new monthly low today

[Anonymous No.53058298]

>>53058287
>We're at technical bottom

[Anonymous No.53058304]

>>53058287
>We're at technical bottom you fucking retard if you shorted today you're literally glue-huffing retarded.

[Anonymous No.53058313]

>>53058288
It's wild. Gonna average into more KOLD puts I think.

>>53058287
Bruh meme spaghetti lines. Muh resistance levels. Muh you gotta buy even though everyone knows we're going into a recession

Stop fucking buying retard. Jerome said line goes down you stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.53058317]

>>53058298
>>53058304
Here come dumb boboniggers, keep losing money you redditHODLing nigger apes.
>>53058313
Here comes another redditor nigger who doesn't understand what "technical bottom means". This is why I'm making money right now while you're bitching about 0.5% up.

[Anonymous No.53058319]

>>53058313
>It's wild. Gonna average into more KOLD puts I think.
at the very least its going to test yesterdays low, the rally failed hard

[Anonymous No.53058327]

>>53058304
>>53058298
>>53058313
Goddamn bears are retarded as fuck

[Anonymous No.53058333]

Market liked jobless claims coming in a hair higher it seems.

[Anonymous No.53058336]

>>53058327
it's bobos first recession they think line only goes down

[Anonymous No.53058339]

>>53058327
The pain will end once spy hits 200. Just stop struggling and let it happen.

[Anonymous No.53058343]

>up 0.5% in pm
>OOOOOOOO BOBO'S ARE FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53058345]

>>53058327
Do you even know how many more jobless people we need per week for fed to stop the rape hikes?

[Anonymous No.53058351]

>>53058327
You can literally tell they're phoneposting and think they're little wolfy o' wallstreet with their little RobinShit account of 3 figures, think they're stock geniuses because they made $100 profit on options goomble once. Little did they know they're pigs to be bled.

No matter if you're a bear or bull, if you think technical reversals can't happen, you're a pig. And you will be slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.53058352]

>>53058327
>dude we are totally going to pivoooootttt

Bulls have had zero thesis other than being retards and screaming pivot for the last 6 months. It's so insane to watch any of the fake and gay rallies on literally nothing other than hopium for a hekkin pivot.

[Anonymous No.53058361]

>>53058351
You are actually upset over this lmao

[Anonymous No.53058360]

>>53058352
Put all your life savings into puts dated for expiry after FOMC or shut the fuck up then dumb nigger.

[Anonymous No.53058368]

>>53058097
lel.

[Anonymous No.53058370]

I wonder how this guy is doing on a completely unrelated note.

[Anonymous No.53058371]

I have like 15k in cash that I never want to spend, and I finally found a few things that I want to get that cost about 1k total. Should I just spend the money? Why is it so hard to spend but saving also feels like shit?

>>53058343
>>53058339
>Relentless selling for over a year
>The companies are largely actually doing fine
>THE WORST HAS YET TO COME JUST WAIT
lmao

>>53058336
Keep fighting the good fight anon

[Anonymous No.53058375]

>>53058352
Bulls so far havent even been able to win a santa rally.

[Anonymous No.53058376]

>>53058351
Nigger I make all my plays on reversals (drip, kold, yang etc)

Buying indexs right now is picking up pennies in front of the steam roller. We are 100% retesting lows. Long dated puts are free money

[Anonymous No.53058382]

>>53058371
upvoting this post! Don't let those bears win!

[Anonymous No.53058387]

>>53058345
Are you dumb? Powell said there's going to be a pause in the next meeting. Look at fedwatch, retard
Why do people not understand how fedwatch works
This general is fucking stupid
I've pointed this out multiple times now
Add it to the fucking OP if you fucknuts can't figure out the basics

[Anonymous No.53058388]

>>53058361
I'm upset about phoneposting little fucking retarded niggers like you that crawled in here from wsb actively lowering the thread quality.
>MUH LINE GO DOWN!1!1! DUH RECESSION!!! MUHHHH FAKE RALLY!!!!1!
Then in the same breath you dumb fucking faggots will go
>muhh spagetthi lines bruh fr fr no cap
Kill yourself. There's a reason why people pay attention to technicals. I think we're going to dump hard in 2023, but that doesn't mean we're not going to have swings up. I am a swingtrader at heart and I made most money swingtrading. If you're too retarded to understand that the line does not go up or down in single direction forever, just go to a fucking casino and try your luck there, at least you'll have a chance at blackjack or something, unlike stocks.

[Anonymous No.53058389]

>>53058371
>*coming out of a 10 year bull run*
>we have been selling for a WHOLE YEAR DUDE this is NOT ACCEPTABLE

[Anonymous No.53058393]

>>53058370
Lol it's legitimately looking like the bottom was September/October. Bears gloat when a prediction doesn't come completely true in six weeks and then screech six months later when everything is neon green and they don't understand why,

[Anonymous No.53058395]

>>53058371
Have the reasons to sell changed? No
Has enough time elapsed under elevated rates to make companies struggle? Some demand destruction, but not enough yet
Will things get worse? Absolutely.

[Anonymous No.53058397]

>>53058388
I want you to get more and more upset. Do it, I want you to do something you will really regret. We will continue this dump well into the new year.

[Anonymous No.53058404]

>>53058387
Quote jpow.

[Anonymous No.53058408]

>>53058397
>We will continue this dump well into the new year.
Thanks for proving you have no attention span you ADD addled amphetamine addicted Fortnite playing perm-haired mulatto fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.53058410]

>>53058393
>he genuinely thinks we bottomed

[Anonymous No.53058416]

>>53058408
Get more and more angry. Buy a gun.

[Anonymous No.53058426]

>>53058395
if inflation comes in softer and unemployment higher (which is expected on slowing economy) then you'll lose it all and ask "hurr durr why did this happen all media jews did say we get a big dump?"

[Anonymous No.53058428]

>natgas

[Anonymous No.53058432]

>>53058376
>Long dated puts are free money
Never said they're not, but I'm not going to lock up my money for long periods.

[Anonymous No.53058437]

>>53058395
>Reasons to sell
Nigger so much of this red garbage has just been faggots like you thinking they were doing something new by shorting the absolute shit out of everything with leverage. The entire market has been moving like a shitcoin every time there's a headline, sometimes when there isn't even any publicly available information.

[Anonymous No.53058440]

>BOIL below 18 premarket

Bros... I'm SWEATING

[Anonymous No.53058451]

I literally just went all in on Direxion Daily TSLA Bull 1.5X Shares (Ticker: TSLL). I either make it or I get fucking heemed and lose it all.

[Anonymous No.53058452]

>>53058426
used cars and energy has deflated for now. The next inflation data will still show food prices increasing .5%/mo along with other necessities.

[Anonymous No.53058458]

I remember when boil was >100 earlier this year, chop loss is a bitch

[Anonymous No.53058461]

>>53058440
BOIL is going to be a sick fucking buy in one week's time.

[Anonymous No.53058463]

why are mumus so aggressive and mad today, are they losing it?

[Anonymous No.53058468]

Remember the 5% pump on cpi headline that definitely cemented the bull run. Who cares either way about a 1% move up or down premarket when half the market is on vacation.

[Anonymous No.53058479]

>>53058432
Once I started focusing on 2-3 month time horizon plays I started consistently winning. I never fuck with dailies and I even stopped fucking with 7-14 dte options unless I really think it's a no brain play. It's also a lot lower stress than staring at charts instead of just trying to time bottoms or tops and give yourself 3/4 months of cushion time on the options

[Anonymous No.53058483]

>>53058463
Say that to my face not online and see what happens. I oughta knock your fucking block off cunt. Fucking come at me bro. AHHHHGHHBHGHB

[Anonymous No.53058485]

>>53058452
Deflation/inflation are pointless to look at now. It's rather the recession that matters now and how bad or soft it is. Fed isn't going to key off short term inflation measures anyway. It's how the market handles high rates and qt for a year.

[Anonymous No.53058489]

>>53058463
They simply can't fathom a market that dumps this many consecutive days when we are in a bear market that is no where near done dumping.

[Anonymous No.53058490]

>>53058428
>>53058440
What kind of a blind retard invests in natural gas?
Have you not seen the brappers on these young (legal age mind you!) girls these days?
We're heading towards massive gas surplus in the long run.

[Anonymous No.53058492]

I'm a bear one day and bull the next, sometimes I'm a Mr snibs, sometimes I'm a short term mumu and a long term Bobo. I think a non flexible unadaptive perma-anything is the only thing truly retarded here if you actually actively trade

[Anonymous No.53058494]

>>53058463
It's only me who's aggressively tired of the gay ass crab and wsb shiteaters/dumb faggots with $150 in their RH account talking pseud shit.

[Anonymous No.53058498]

I got your "natural gas" right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opBFaCS_PV4

[Anonymous No.53058504]

>>53058387
He said no such thing you dumbass. He danced around slowing down which could mean a pause or lower hikes and then he dropped the bomb of a higher terminal rate. Just as delusional as the market that tried to go ballistic on a 0.1 percent inflation improvement yoy. Thanks for being a signal that the bottom isn't in.

[Anonymous No.53058507]

>>53058489
>>53058463
>Over a year of red
>It's not done yet, just believe me!!!!!
Lmao

[Anonymous No.53058509]

>>53058452
the consensus for q1 is literally big dump and recovery in q2 forward.
tell me one (1) time where this plays out if everybody expects it, retard? the biggest fear right now is fed doing too much while bond market tells us fed is full of shit. if data prints come in softer you can bet fed will change it's stance until Feb meeting and (hopefully) your shorts will fuck you good.

[Anonymous No.53058510]

>>53058479
Sounds comfy but I can't live like this. I'm too young, too broke, I need to be high speed low drag. 80% gains daily or else I starve.

[Anonymous No.53058517]

>spy -1% pre-market
how's that santa rally going

[Anonymous No.53058520]

I told you fuckers that tesla was overdue for a relief pump. RSI doesn't drop to 14 on the daily and just keep fucking drilling unless the company is legitimately insolvent.

Probably gonna take my profits and run today though

[Anonymous No.53058524]

>>53058507
>Buying this chart
I mean just look at it.
You don't even have to know TA to see the pattern.

[Anonymous No.53058523]

>>53058507
this comment. I've seen it before....

[Anonymous No.53058527]

>>53058507
You do know how massive the stimulus was in 20/21 and increase in global debt. Guess dot com bust is over after 12 months time to buy.... Then 10 years till next ath

[Anonymous No.53058533]

>>53058524
fuck i need to SELL at open

[Anonymous No.53058538]

>>53058507
it's over in 2 more days, but then we'll have another year of red after that.

[Anonymous No.53058540]

>>53058524
How does sideways for 20 years sound? Buy JEPI

[Anonymous No.53058541]

>>53058527
>>53058524
>>53058523
Lol it triggers bears so much. Just admit that you've gotten lucky, that's okay.

[Anonymous No.53058552]

Things may not be all doom and gloom. I don't know if the bottom is in but I think the worst is behind us.

[Anonymous No.53058557]

>>53058492
>I think a non flexible unadaptive perma-anything is the only thing truly retarded here if you actually actively trade
This. It's fine to have a niche that you do not step out of. Not everyone is a swingtrader, not everyone has capital or nerves to daytrade, not everyone wants to even look at <1d candles every day, but if all you do is buy some piece of shit over and over no matter how much you're heemed, stop trading. Put it all into a savings account, stop letting jews and people smarter than you rip you off.

Or, if you came here in january this year and think you're an expert because you made $100 on your RH account shorting an obvious bear market and now think it can't go up, fucking kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.53058558]

who else /fallacyofsunkcosts/ here?
down 84% this year, can it really get worse?

[Anonymous No.53058559]

buy this dick niggas spx 5000 by eoy 2023

[Anonymous No.53058562]

>>53057299
>we are at a technical bottom
Just shut the fuck up retard

[Anonymous No.53058567]

>>53058509
>data prints come in softer you can bet fed will change it's stance until Feb meeting
kinda like how the data prints came in softer oct/nov and the fed changed its stance in the december meeting? Oh right... they did change their stance... to be even more hawkish. Literally we've been dumping since then precisely because the fed has indicated they don't fucking care about data prints anymore, they're going to choke this bitch of an economy out until they're sure it's dead.

[Anonymous No.53058570]

tfw portfolio is too big to hedge properly

[Anonymous No.53058572]

>>53058524
Cup and Handle + Bullish Flag. Literally going to go to the moon in 2023.

[Anonymous No.53058574]

I smell a fake pump today. Do I sell my SQQQ at open and slurp when it goes back down to the 40s? WYD SQQQ bros

[Anonymous No.53058577]

>>53058570
Consolidate. Youd probably stand to do better anyways

[Anonymous No.53058578]

>>53058552
>lowest personal savings rate ever
>highest debt ever
>increasing rate environment

How fucking retarded do you have to be that you think this is bullish? The "bad news is good news" game is fucking over.

[Anonymous No.53058579]

>>53058558
Buy the heckin' dip and DCA bro! You CAN'T time the market it is IMPOSSIBLE!

[Anonymous No.53058581]

>natgas

its gonna do a double bottom, right bros?...

[Anonymous No.53058582]

>>53058562
What's the matter little DiCaprio of the Wallstreet? Down 80% YTD?

[Anonymous No.53058583]

>We're at technical bottom you fucking retard if you shorted today you're literally glue-huffing retarded.
this but reverse

[Anonymous No.53058584]

>>53058558
>down 84% this year, can it really get worse?
you could be down 86%

[Anonymous No.53058585]

>>53058562
We literally are you fucking retard. We're bounding off of a Fibonacci Retracement level going all the way the fuck back to the lows of the 2008 Global Financial Crisis + the Covid 2020 Lows. Kek.

[Anonymous No.53058586]

225,000 claims
Got a long way to go

[Anonymous No.53058588]

>>53058558
This was my crypto folio thought. Peaked at 1.4m. Cashed out 150k and then DCAd into other crypto projects in the top 100. That portfolio is now down to 120k. Don't wanna sell anymore even if I'm still up from 2019. At this point I'm one of the dumbest guys on /biz/ I now understand 2017.

[Anonymous No.53058596]

>>53058567
Lol were we watching the same FOMC meeting? Powell has literally chuckled at the last two meetings when people asked him questions about "higher for longer" and "crushing the economy". Bears are delusional if they think his tone was "more hawkish".

[Anonymous No.53058598]

>>53058524
>previous results guarantee outcomes

[Anonymous No.53058597]

Jpow is a bitch and will cut rates to 0% thesis isn't so persuasive to me. Think the global recession, massive debt load, and banks tightening is a bigger deal. I don't doubt buying spy now will pay off in 20 years but maybe not in 5

[Anonymous No.53058603]

>>53058570
wat? the bigger it is the more sense it makes to buy puts. unless you mean you have like <1% in each holding with over 100 holdings

[Anonymous No.53058605]

>>53058578
Amateur mistake thinking that the stock market is trading with reality. The market makers want the market to be shit so they can get access to cheap cash and they are willing to back stab the country to play their game. That's why high layoffs are bullish -- they think Powell will blink

[Anonymous No.53058604]

>>53058588
>Peaked at 1.4m
Why the FUCK did you not liquidate?
Does this question ever chase sleep off your eyelids?

[Anonymous No.53058617]

>>53058605
High layoffs is literally what Powell wants. He multiple times said jobs are too tight and they're aiming for 5% unemployment.

[Anonymous No.53058619]

>>53058578
Low savings, people spending, stronger economy. Bullish as fuck.

[Anonymous No.53058624]

>>53058605
>they think Powell will blink
ikr
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.53058627]

>>53058574
in the same dilemma, not sure what to do. I could see a fake pump lasting all next week as most of the prints next week are shit we know is already well into slowing/softening.

[Anonymous No.53058630]

Capitulate. Expeditiously.
https://youtu.be/_c2NS5Om998

[Anonymous No.53058632]

>>53057307
i can see the nose...

[Anonymous No.53058635]

>>53058578
Answer me this question, do you think people suffering means it's bad for the market?

[Anonymous No.53058642]

>>53058567
fed needs to talk tough otherwise the market will loosen up too much and inflation might come back.
fed dot plot in 2021 was they raise rates by 75bps for the whole year 2022,.. why would you believe their bullshit now? historically inflation drops as fast as it rises.

[Anonymous No.53058644]

>>53058604
I thought we had justttt a bit higher to go. I made a shit ton from fantom and by the metrics of other projects it still felt undervalued. I was also petrified of taxes (but then I wound up owing a metric fuckton still anyways and now I just am waiting for the IRS to fuck me like a pig some more and ruin my life)

It has haunted me a bit because I could have legitimately bought myself out of this bad situation I've found myself in with my dad's death and my mom needing a place to live. But I was losing my job with the vax mandate and it clouded my judgement to "I NEED MORE". I never lost my job. Biden is a bitch ass mother fucker.

But it's just money. I would never kill myself over something so stupid. I just got a crash course in profit taking and I rationalize if I can make that much money once then I can do it again. I am way better at profit taking now than I used to be. It's made my stock trading better.

[Anonymous No.53058647]

>>53058635
Problem is they aren't suffering and demanding higher wages and low morale

[Anonymous No.53058653]

>>53058642
this. powell was dovish in july and it went insanely high up to 4300 in august. he learned his mistake about even hinting at dovish

[Anonymous No.53058654]

>natgas

[Anonymous No.53058657]

>>53058642
> why would you believe their bullshit now?
Because now it plays into their retarded bear thesis. They love to memoryhole all the Fed flip flops.

[Anonymous No.53058662]

Bears really acting like we aren't heading towards a pause
They really are just going to snidely dismiss every indicator of financial conditions like the jobless claims that just came in way higher than expected
Why does this general take these clowns so seriously lol

[Anonymous No.53058666]

>bad news is good news
>because Powell will pivot

These retards.. they have said it every single fake rally. Just let this shit fucking crash instead of doing all these retard rallies. If you are buying over 3700 then you are a giga nigger retard and will never be a real woman

[Anonymous No.53058671]

>>53058657
What Fed flip flops?

[Anonymous No.53058679]

Whenever you think /biz/ is terrible at stock picking, the commodity trades are just amazingly bad. I wonder what the alpha is of inversing /biz/ sentiment on commodities

[Anonymous No.53058681]

>>53058617
You've got it wrong. He doesn't want high layoffs. He wants inflation to come down and some layoffs are worth it. He's going to keep raising rates until he breaks something. If we had a Lehman event tomorrow, that might slow him down...his messaging seems to be that he doesn't want any rapid changes. So that's why this is all bullish longer term. Because the market wants cheap cash. So either they will get their wish or they won't and we capitulate further down.

I'm bullish on stocks but the real economy is gonna shit the bed HARD in 2023. This is clown world.

>>53058624
Yeah exactly. As far as I am concerned the bottom isn't in until we get good inflation improvement and the market doesn't run away again thinking inflation has peaked. We are gonna stick hard at 4% and nobody should feel great about it

[Anonymous No.53058689]

>>53058666
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
Can some bobotranny add this link to the OP so I don't have to keep reposting it for every new bobo cunt that comes here from wsb

[Anonymous No.53058691]

>>53058490
Cringe

[Anonymous No.53058699]

honestly im done with inesting, had some fun years with you /biz/ nd /smg/ bros. I dont think its possible to make it here. I have a higher chance making it doing horse racing bets weekly.
Goodbye friends

[Anonymous No.53058700]

>>53058654
Hmm now might be a good time to buy

[Anonymous No.53058707]

>>53058671
Are you trolling or did you really forget when the Fed said they wouldn't raise rates in 2022?

>>53058681
Lmao so certain. Cannot wait for fags like you to get rekt.

[Anonymous No.53058710]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53058711]

>>53058654
natgas

[Anonymous No.53058718]

>>53058681
One. Rates take forever to hit market. People need to borrow money and need money for rates to matter. It takes a very long time. We have only seen the fastest reacting areas, rank speculation, hit and it will be deep into 2023 till rates even hit. Fed and state governments are not helping jpow either.

Basically bulls are insanely coped out hoping for the easy bull market to return but it's not

[Anonymous No.53058720]

>>53058644
I don't think of losses/potential gains losses as a negative or even a loss. I think of it as a cost of a stock trading lesson, but man, you didn't need to pay a fucking million for yours. With 1.4m I'd be set for life and just because you cashed out doesn't mean you can't buy back into the game elsewhere.

I will never forgive myself for not making $22k on MRNA, I sold too quick and made only $800. But it was $800 in my pocket. Shoulda woulda coulda.

[Anonymous No.53058721]

>>53058662
>the jobless claims that just came in way higher than expected
they literally came in exactly as expected

>Bears really acting like we aren't heading towards a pause
pauses aren't bullish or bearish, they're a natural part of every hike cycle. a pause isn't a pivot. other variables like terminal rates, how long they're held there, and the rate of rate lowering when it does come are all vastly more important than 'heading toward a pause'. To use nikileak's analogy, just because you eventually stop accelerating on the interstate doesn't say anything about when you're going to get to your destination.

[Anonymous No.53058722]

>>53058689
I posted for weeks at 400-410 to sell everything and buy long dated puts. I was one of the only bears here. You niggers never listen. You hate making money

[Anonymous No.53058731]

>>53058707
Sauce me up tranny

[Anonymous No.53058739]

>>53058699
You can always stay around and shitpost bro. Watch other people lose money.

[Anonymous No.53058740]

COST is the only good Nasdaq stock

[Anonymous No.53058741]

I see a bart forming

[Anonymous No.53058745]

>>53058707
Anon I am not certain of anything I am not trading this sentiment. But I'm telling you that the market is highly irrational and if you think it is going to trade with the real economy than you're in for a rude awakening. The market is currently betting on the real economy shitting and is pricing in rate cuts. Look at the fucking yield curve

>>53058718
I agree with you on bulls being coped out but that's why the economy shitting itself is bullish because market makers want cheap cash. It's fucked.

[Anonymous No.53058747]

>natgas

[Anonymous No.53058749]

>>53058740
Wrong. $NDAQ is the only good Nasdaq stock.

[Anonymous No.53058750]

Gap and crap I tell ya

[Anonymous No.53058754]

>>53058740
When you look through to nasdaq holdings it is amazing how much of qqq is absolute shit

[Anonymous No.53058755]

>>53058699
Remember to avoid slots, play Blackjack and take your winnings home. Aim high, bet low.

[Anonymous No.53058759]

>>53058747
>they didn't know about the weather control machines ensuring this was a mild winter
YOU MIGHT BE HOOKED!

[Anonymous No.53058766]

>>53058745
>But I'm telling you that the market is highly irrational and if you think it is going to trade with the real economy than you're in for a rude awakening.
I think about this a lot. I'm inclined to think the market *will* shit itself with the real economy because things are fucking ugly atm. But I'm still short term bullish for now so idk

[Anonymous No.53058771]

>>53058754
ive been tinkering with a papertrading strategy wtih thematic etfs where i like the industry, but short the individual holdings i dont like

it works as a hedge and also enhances gains if theyre the sole companies that sht themselves while others soar

[Anonymous No.53058773]

>>53058720
Yeah everyone was a genius in 2021. It's okay though. We will all make it friend. I just couldn't get over the thought of paying like $400k to the IRS kek. Fucking hate those fuckers.

[Anonymous No.53058783]

>buy calls
>get fucking scammed in premarket
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
Pre market is just the Jewish way to make sure goyim don't make too much I swear

[Anonymous No.53058795]

>>53058721
>pauses aren't bullish or bearish
Okay you're dumb
What do you think the market does if/when a pause is announced on Feb 2?

[Anonymous No.53058800]

Okay I capitulate on my shit stocks. How do I play BOIL and KOLD? Is it worth doing sell puts/calls for premium or buying puts/calls?

[Anonymous No.53058805]

>>53058739
this is supposed to be a secret

[Anonymous No.53058808]

[Anonymous No.53058809]

>>53058666
That defeats the purpose of this little game though. It’d be too easy if it was just one big crash.

[Anonymous No.53058821]

>>53058783
The fuck you mean scammed in premarket? I bought futas and I'm making money. Or do you think volume dying pre-open is somehow indicative of anything?

[Anonymous No.53058828]

>>53058766
Frankly even I'm surprised at how hawkish Powell has been this year. Surely the Biden admin is pressuring him. I know they've unleashed Warren to complain about his actions with no solution (classic dumb cunt) but the government is gonna get railed with these payments. No wonder they are getting people to report their sales on eBay over $600 and need 80k new agents.

I don't think the market is gonna do the rational thing and capitulate. I didn't expect us to be so up still and I'm fucking spooked and don't know how to make money right now

[Anonymous No.53058831]

>>53058800
There are lots of ways to play it right now. The most reliable and safest gains would be to SELL boil puts. Free money pretty much or you end up with some Uber cheap shares

[Anonymous No.53058845]

>>53058588
My crypto ATH was never anywhere close to yours, but I did 100x on a shitcoin and didn't sell like a retard. Still bagholding since there's really no point in selling now, kek. Expensive lesson in profit taking and not being greedy.

[Anonymous No.53058847]

>>53058387
CME fedwatch currently shows 70 30 in favor of .25 over .50. no pause. And those probabilities could easily change in 30 days.

[Anonymous No.53058848]

I really need AMC retards to push it over $4 so I can exit the puts I sold for Jan. I was picking up pennies in front of a steamroller after the huge drop and I don't want to own any of this bankrupt and diluted company. Please baggies, buy more so I can dodge assignment.

[Anonymous No.53058852]

>>53058510
Step 1: have money

[Anonymous No.53058855]

>>53058783
why u buy in premarket lmao

[Anonymous No.53058863]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53058869]

>>53058863
OOOOOOOOOOOUTTA MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.53058873]

>>53058863
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS OVER
THE USD IS HYPERINFLATING

5000 EOY

[Anonymous No.53058874]

>>53058783
t. market order user (lazy nig)

[Anonymous No.53058877]

>>53058831
Just sold a 1/20/2023 $18 put on BOIL for $2.70. Seems good

[Anonymous No.53058879]

Cool 40% gain off tesla calls today on an oversold stock. Feel like I could get more but I think it's gonna settle down in the 90 range so I was just buying the technicals. This is likely my last trade of the year. Shame I'm still ending it in the red.

Hope you had a good year of trading /biz/

[Anonymous No.53058881]

STINKY POOPIES

[Anonymous No.53058885]

bobos in delusional stage trying to keep the market down while jobless data mumus tells them to fuck off since their main argument is getting weaker

[Anonymous No.53058888]

Be honest, how many bobotrannies got rekt on their TSLA shorts just now?
Admit it here if you did, there's no shame

[Anonymous No.53058893]

>>53058873
When US steals jobs from the chinx, The Job will be Done.

[Anonymous No.53058898]

>>53058874
Nah I just hate seeing the daily high happen in pre market when I have a juicy call that turns into a cum dribble on opening

I am a market order user though for opening small positions. I can't be bothered

[Anonymous No.53058899]

>>53058888
holy shit what a spike.

[Anonymous No.53058905]

>>53058845
Greed is fucking insane, it always blows me away how easily people get hypnotized by the number going up. It’s so natural too.

[Anonymous No.53058915]

https://voca.ro/1446cmL97BKM

[Anonymous No.53058917]

>>53058888
>Recked
lol, no.

[Anonymous No.53058919]

>Ford
Outta my way, bobo

[Anonymous No.53058932]

Say it with me.

Santa
Fucking
Rally

[Anonymous No.53058935]

>>53058899
RSI was fucking 14. As overvalued as tesla still is, stocks don't fucking settle that low without some kind of fucking relief pump.

Bobos spend 2021 laughing at bulls buying the top and then turn around and do the same thing after flipping the chart around. Truly astounding. This isn't some fucking penny stock why would you short something with the RSI screaming at you technicals are voodoo until they aren't

[Anonymous No.53058943]

>>53058935
well it could be profit taking on the green day lad, and it could easily continue dropping after the shorts cover.

[Anonymous No.53058945]

Shot Squeeze santa rally is here. HO HO HO HO!

[Anonymous No.53058961]

>>53058943
Oh sure no doubt as I said I think it's gonna settle in the 90s but there are a bunch of WSB-esque tards who have puts expiring tomorrow that are about to get heemed and I'm laughing about it. Stock is probably gonna crab until the new year but I wouldn't be surprised to see it hit 125 on Friday.

[Anonymous No.53058962]

>>53058915
based bajit chad
are you telling us this is lift off for the santa rally?!??

[Anonymous No.53058964]

We're probably green until next wednesday when everyone turtles up ahead of the fed minutes. Which is fucking stupid, but that's just how it is. Jobless claims were finally on point so suddenly now every upcoming econ print is going to be anticipated as a good thing and as long as they don't show inflation getting too spicy again, all news is good news for a bit. Services PMI next thursday is probably most likely item to crash the party as it's the last economic figure that has so far refused to respond to rate hikes.

[Anonymous No.53058965]

there are bobos itt who shorted the generational bottom

[Anonymous No.53058967]

>>53058935
This is most likely short covering. Also just because it fell to a RSI level that you like, doesn't mean it can't keep going down. TSLA is STILL OVERVALUED. Musk dumping his shares after saying he would, also means he will do it again.

[Anonymous No.53058974]

ARISE, RUSELL, ARISE

[Anonymous No.53058979]

>>53058935
It’s going to $50 in the next 3-6 months tranny

[Anonymous No.53058981]

>>53058967
would not*

[Anonymous No.53058985]

>>53058961
yeah well i aint touching it regardless, was considering it when tsla was 300 in october/september but pussied out. only buy puts for 6months out minimum so would have overweighted my portfolio on one stock due to the premiums

anyway, going to continue writing puts on more companies i like as i think we settle firmly above 4000 by june

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53058986]

>>53058888
I got fucken rekt on my $95 P weeklies.

[Anonymous No.53058987]

Bros, why are we suddenly pumping with zero fucking news?
NYE rally?

[Anonymous No.53058988]

keep posting

[Anonymous No.53058989]

>presents

[Anonymous No.53059004]

>>53058987
JPM has spy strangled at 3850 until tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53059005]

>>53058967
I mean I wouldn't take any serious longs on it. But people are back into the trap of valuing it like a auto stock instead of a tech stock so I wouldn't get caught up in that even if Musk is a retard. Follow your dreams if you wanna still short at these levels

>>53058979
Cope bobotard how much did you lose today

[Anonymous No.53059008]

>>53058987
>zero fucking news
Typical low IQ wsb refugee

[Anonymous No.53059010]

>>53058987
everyone was waiting patiently for a good econ print to spring the eoy rally and they finally got it with weekly jobless which has come in low the past 3 weeks

[Anonymous No.53059015]

>>53058654

[Anonymous No.53059016]

>>53058987
Opening half-hour irrational exuberance.

[Anonymous No.53059031]

They shook me out yesterday

[Anonymous No.53059033]

look at it go

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53059048]

>>53059005
Cope tranny. New low destiny is coming.
>>53059015
Based cat

[Anonymous No.53059049]

>>53059010
>continual jobless claim came in 30k higher than forecast
>market pump 200pts+
This shit is ridiculous

[Anonymous No.53059050]

>>53059005
Auto stock would mean $10-20 per share.
tech stocks are all vastly overvalued and can't sustain their numbers without low interest borrowing. They're all going below 100.

[Anonymous No.53059053]

>>53059031
The first lesson in investing is to never take a loss, just hold until you can sell with a profit or until you are put in the ground

[Anonymous No.53059058]

[Anonymous No.53059065]

>>continual jobless claim came in 30k higher than forecast
>>market pump 200pts+
>This shit is ridiculous

[Anonymous No.53059076]

Lol for days we dump with literally no news and bears say that's fine, and then we pump when there's an applicable release of data and they screech. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.53059096]

>UNG is only down -3.27% and not -9%

[Anonymous No.53059097]

>>53059049
nasdaq lost like 1400 pts in a week you retarded negro but 200 pts are """exhuberance""" ?

[Anonymous No.53059100]

>>53059065
Bad economy means rate cuts. Market wants rate cuts.

[Anonymous No.53059108]

[Anonymous No.53059107]

>>53058905
It's really easy to fall for it. One of the smartest things anyone's ever said in /smg/ is "good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell" and I still parrot this shit when anons post screencaps of their gains going durrr should I sell when they're up 150% on options or whatever.

[Anonymous No.53059113]

>>53059065
>He doesn't know that people with jobs are bad for the stock market
Companies that don't have to pay employees have more money.

[Anonymous No.53059118]

is today friday?

[Anonymous No.53059120]

>>53059058
This is the top, lmao
Gb2/nigglet/

[Anonymous No.53059121]

Does nobody care about SOXL anymore?

[Anonymous No.53059123]

Calls

[Anonymous No.53059128]

>>53059120
Lazy dumbfuck nigger.

[Anonymous No.53059130]

>>53059121
no. mr scoops is dead, again.

[Anonymous No.53059139]

>>53059121
I caught the falling knife at 12
This shit need to pump another 25%

[Anonymous No.53059144]

>>53059121
No I decided not to proceed with my transition

[Anonymous No.53059145]

A prayer for all in Tesla puts anon from a few nights ago.

[Anonymous No.53059149]

>>53059120
night shift was the bees knees, brother.
All I did was shitpost, learn russian/german on duolingo, and get high af. lmfao.
How could a lazyfuck want anything more?

[Anonymous No.53059176]

and now for the scheduled 10 am dump, that was a good rally mumu time to give it all back

[Anonymous No.53059177]

>>53059065
Are you new? The more poor people there are the healthier the economy is. Literally all of these rate hikes are designed to make as many homeless/jobless people as possible so they can't afford anything and inflation goes down.

[Anonymous No.53059187]

>go long on futures
>market immediately tanks
>go short
>market immediately rallies
I am going to kill myself

[Anonymous No.53059196]

>>53059187
no no no don't do that
just tell me when you're gonna trade

[Anonymous No.53059198]

New

>>53059190

[Anonymous No.53059203]

>>53059187
Buy and hold or invert yourself retard.

[Anonymous No.53059205]

>>53059187
Straddle

[Anonymous No.53059218]

>>53059121
I'm still buying like $50 worth on shitty red days. Down a lot for the year but hoping it moons over the next few years. Are you holding any?

[Anonymous No.53059365]

>>53059121
Always.

[Anonymous No.53059420]

>>53059205
Le crab

[Anonymous No.53060175]

>>53057364
nonsense. don't relinquish your heart