/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53054007]

Ok the milkers cafe was a bust. How about a boutique milk delivery service?

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Fletcher
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Elon fanbois
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous
>>53051860

[Anonymous No.53054020]

first for losing money

[Anonymous No.53054028]

I was about 3 seconds from baking.

[Anonymous No.53054029]

>>53054007
holy shit mumu you didn't tell me your sister looked like THAT

[Anonymous No.53054031]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53054034]

The fair value of SPY remains one (1) barrel of West Texas Intermediate crude.

[Anonymous No.53054038]

I bought Tesla today what can I expect in the year 2023?

[Anonymous No.53054043]

>>53054007
>lucky 13

This image feels kind of dark bro

[Anonymous No.53054054]

Tits too big

[Anonymous No.53054073]

Isn’t it gay to get sexual pleasure from a drawing made by a man? No woman was involved in any part of the process from the japanese man drawing the picture while he jerks off and you viewing the picture while you jerk off

[Anonymous No.53054076]

USA. You can sell on Dec. 30 I think and it will count for 2022 losses even if it settles later except for short sale losses. This is not tax advice and get a lawyer who knows the law this is based on googling. Canada is settlement based though

For most purposes, the tax law uses the trade date for both purchases and sales. For example, if you sell stock on December 31, you’ll report the gain or loss that year, even though the transaction will settle in January. Trade dates also govern in determining whether your holding period is short-term or long-term, in determining whether the wash sale rule applies, and in determining whether you have a qualified dividend.

Exceptions
You should be aware of a couple of exceptions:

When you close a short sale at a loss, the tax law treats the transaction as occurring on the settlement date. See Last Day to Sell.
If you hold more than one lot of shares and sell part of your holdings, you may want to identify the shares you’re selling. You can identify shares (or change your identification) until the settlement date. See How to Identify Shares.

[Anonymous No.53054082]

>>53054073
a number of hentai artists are women, if you care about that sort of thing

[Anonymous No.53054094]

How much worse will the stock market get on Thursday and Friday?

[Anonymous No.53054109]

Another note. At least from documents I've read puts and covered calls can effect long term status on stock holdings. Keep in mind that I don't know the exact law but puying puts or selling certain itm calls will effect it technically. I'm not sure if people care or the tax software / broker handles it automatically

[Anonymous No.53054112]

>>53054094
Crab till fed minutes on Jan 4. Then resume the dumpe until Q1 ends.

[Anonymous No.53054121]

>>53054094
Pump tomorrow which is erased by a dump on Friday.

[Anonymous No.53054130]

I shaved the hairy part of my ass earlier when i was in the tub. is there any particular advantage to doing this? I had lots of long butthairs.

[Anonymous No.53054137]

Bought SKYT and TQQQ today. 20 grand is back in the market. My other 40k is sitting on the side waiting for some juicy lithium dips in SQM and ALB.

[Anonymous No.53054139]

So I'm just going to keep losing money until some guy named "Jerome" says he's seen enough? And we don't know that will happen... other than immediately after I decide to bet against the market to go along with him?

[Anonymous No.53054147]

>>53054130
there are significant disadvantages, you can get a rash

[Anonymous No.53054151]

>>53054137
OH LORD

[Anonymous No.53054152]

>>53054130
When you shit, its less clean up. Enjoy the snappy popcorn farts

[Anonymous No.53054154]

>(ewe) owe me sex.

[Anonymous No.53054179]

>>53054151
It had bad acting, and the main character was a woman seeking revenge for being raped. The black sheboon was the queen of Ragnars old territory lmao. Soon as I saw this bitch I quit watching

[Anonymous No.53054193]

>>53054130
nice. You will never sleep again due the itchiness

[Anonymous No.53054198]

>>53054193
He'll be fine as long as he shaves again every few days
Long razor blade companies

[Anonymous No.53054203]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53054217]

>>53054007
I'm going to invest in dairy.

[Anonymous No.53054225]

Dropping a rare pepe as a late Christmas gift for my /smg/ bros

[Anonymous No.53054228]

>>53054217
It's not a good investment. Better to invest in dairy cattle, physical delivery of course.

[Anonymous No.53054230]

Covid is back

China is running crematoriums 24/7 there are long lines of people waiting to have their loved ones cremated

CDC announced starting Jan 5th all Chinese travelers must test negative before being allowed in America

[Anonymous No.53054233]

>>53054020
I lost money on my hedges today so I know how it feels bro.

BTFD. diamond hands.

Ignore the calls from your (female) broker

Pic related; my positions today. Abject failure. Shoulder have traded the ONIONS hedge. It was up at one point.

[Anonymous No.53054238]

WTF am i supposed to do with my gf on NYE if I dont want to spend $200 on a club ticket and do that all BS

>>53054230
stfu fgt

[Anonymous No.53054239]

>>53054225
Thanks, but that's not even the rare-est

[Anonymous No.53054243]

>>53054230

UNLIMITED LOCKDOWNS ARE COMING

THIS IS THE GREAT RESET

[Anonymous No.53054242]

>>53054198

i'm not shaving my ass every few days. i already feel like a faggot for shaving my hairy butthole area.

[Anonymous No.53054245]

>>53054230
>Jan 5th

Why wait and not start right fucking now? Viruses don't wait kek

[Anonymous No.53054246]

>>53054239

[Anonymous No.53054251]

>>53054242
Then you're going to get some awful itching
Long itch cream I guess then

[Anonymous No.53054266]

>>53054228
If you buy just 1 cow and 1 bull (or just one mouthful of his seed) you can get a many cows and steers as you want. Jews hate this.

[Anonymous No.53054270]

>

[Anonymous No.53054271]

>>53054230
BASED. No more Chinamen tourists to make every major destination unvisitable.

[Anonymous No.53054272]

ITS FUCKING OVER

COVID IS BACK

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/health-news/us-to-require-negative-covid-tests-for-travelers-from-china/ar-AA15JcHi?li=BBnb7Kz

[Anonymous No.53054276]

spy above 383 tomorrow or i kill myself. im not joking this time

[Anonymous No.53054280]

>>53054270
This but with intel

[Anonymous No.53054285]

>>53054272
>sheryl gay stohlberg

[Anonymous No.53054291]

>>53054272
uh, isn't this racist?

[Anonymous No.53054292]

>>53054272
>Sheryl Gay Stolberg

[Anonymous No.53054293]

>>53054272
>>53054272

ILLEGAL ALIENS WILL RUN THE COVID CAMPS FOR AMERICANS

[Anonymous No.53054301]

>>53054293

[Anonymous No.53054303]

>>53054293
>ILLEGAL ALIENS WILL RUN THE COVID CAMPS FOR AMERICANS

[Anonymous No.53054307]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53054331]

>>53054301

[Anonymous No.53054333]

>>53054303
women and browns already run our military

[Anonymous No.53054336]

>>53054266
I tried posting the Negev yuri but it didn't work :(

[Anonymous No.53054353]

Lockdowns never happened

[Anonymous No.53054365]

>>53054353
>Lockdowns never happened
>but they should
the left is gaslighting in the style of right wing conspiracy theories (facts)

[Anonymous No.53054371]

>>53054353
>Gaslighting and not of a BOIL shill variety

[Anonymous No.53054388]

>>53054152
Hey dont post my sex goddess waifu I'm trying not to touch my dick all day.

My fortune cookie said financial success was inevitable, invest accordingly

[Anonymous No.53054402]

they literally never happened lol , you retards actually stayed inside?

[Anonymous No.53054407]

>>53054291
It's not racist when Democrats do it

[Anonymous No.53054416]

>>53054139
Yes Jerome will decide for your own good.

[Anonymous No.53054418]

>>53054402
my gym threatened to call the cops because I wouldn't wear a mask

[Anonymous No.53054419]

>>53054388
my last fortune cookie unironically told me not to put all my eggs in one basket.
90% of my portfolio is in oil

[Anonymous No.53054421]

im just sick of doomer redditors actually making money on puts. its just wrong. boomerstock chads SHOULD be winning but are actually losing bigly

[Anonymous No.53054424]

>>53054245
Well the point isn't to stop the virus. It's not even delayed to "avoid disrupting travel plans".

Xi is unleashing his tourists to export inflation; DC's creating this test requirement as a warning sign and bargaining chip.

[Anonymous No.53054442]

>>53054418
youre such a cuck

[Anonymous No.53054449]

Onions test

[Anonymous No.53054452]

Did I miss my YANG entry? I wasn't expecting it to rocket so high today.

[Anonymous No.53054454]

>>53054442
why? Masks don't work and I refuse to participate in mass delusion. Like the mass delusion vaccines work, hence why my MRNA puts are printing

[Anonymous No.53054470]

>>53054454
for paying for the gym i mean

[Anonymous No.53054489]

Covid coming back? - Good that means I'll get another paid "vacation" (Work from home with very little work involved). Gotta say the highlight during that period was just getting paid to do nothing all while my vacation and sick time racked up cause uh what was the point of using any (was already home). That and the money savings and me and the Wife uh finding "creative"ways to pass the time more. (sometimes during "working" hours to)

[Anonymous No.53054502]

>>53054121
when did William Eilish get so old?

[Anonymous No.53054519]

>>53054502
She's like 40 now.

[Anonymous No.53054523]

>>53054489
You've hit on why the advent of WFH is one of the few bright spots in these shitty, shitty years, Coke Boomer.

[Anonymous No.53054524]

where is gookposter i need to laugh at him and santa rally

[Anonymous No.53054536]

>>53054225
>>53054239
>>53054246

[Anonymous No.53054543]

>>53054519
She looks like one of the crones from Witcher III

[Anonymous No.53054544]

>>53054470
congrats on home gym master race, if it's nice

[Anonymous No.53054549]

>>53054543
I don't know what that means.

[Anonymous No.53054550]

>>53054524
Santa rally is coming! I know it!

[Anonymous No.53054556]

>>53054544
I have a home gym. When I see webms of gym thots I doubt my decision

[Anonymous No.53054560]

>>53054454
>hence why my MRNA puts are printing
Very based. Enjoy your earnings.

[Anonymous No.53054566]

>>53054130
Kek this is why I come here. Why did he shave his ass you ask? Just good old fashioned autism. Also, who the hell takes baths anymore?

[Anonymous No.53054573]

>>53054353
Real lockdowns have never been tried!

[Anonymous No.53054574]

I want to be like pic related every day of 2023. What should be my trading strategy to do this?

[Anonymous No.53054578]

>>53054550
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.53054588]

>>53054566

I take baths because i'm too lazy to stand. It's mostly for comfort of laying in a hot bath. Men are supposed to take showers and all that shit, but i don't care much about appearances.

[Anonymous No.53054593]

>>53054574
eat undercooked pork. no trading needed

[Anonymous No.53054600]

>>53054233

[Anonymous No.53054605]

>>53054574
short time to expiration options

[Anonymous No.53054608]

>>53054556
that is a great point.. best part about the gym, if youre young and /fit/ obvi

[Anonymous No.53054610]

>>53054566
washing your feet is something of a safety hazard in the shower.

[Anonymous No.53054609]

>>53054588
Baths are fine as long as you get the water hot enough to get hyperthermia
men used to get hot baths with a bathmaid to scrub their back and balls

[Anonymous No.53054616]

they should call krav maga ‘jew jitsu’

[Anonymous No.53054617]

Is BOIL ever going to run up again or is it joever?

[Anonymous No.53054622]

I am completely new, I posted a question here >>53054484
And am just realizing this is the thread I should have asked it in. Goes to show how new I really am.
Would really appreciate advice on where exactly to start. My question is in that comment I linked.

[Anonymous No.53054643]

>>53054622
>Step one: Open Roth IRA
>Step Two: Put 6k in a year
>step three: buy spy
If you have a 401k match then do the following
>Step one: max 401k contributions to get employer match
>step 2: make sure your 401k allocates to buy spy
>Step three: Open Roth IRA
>Step four: Put 6k in a year
>step five:: buy spy

[Anonymous No.53054649]

>>53054622
we have a khan academy link in the op

Also we have books in a secret google drive if you read.

[Anonymous No.53054650]

the bum hairs are the only thing keeping poopy sweat from dribbling down your leg. you’ll learn

[Anonymous No.53054656]

>>53054617
it will but nat gas is going lower. Maybe 3.90. Probably mid to late January is when it bottoms

[Anonymous No.53054669]

>>53054230
good, I want stimmy checks back

[Anonymous No.53054675]

>>53054121
MILK TRUCK JUST ARRIVE PEEP PEEP

[Anonymous No.53054681]

>>53054588
It just takes too much time in my mind. By the time you draw your bath and get in, I'm getting out of the shower.
>>53054610
I like to live dangerously

[Anonymous No.53054686]

>sitting in your own filth

[Anonymous No.53054690]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53054692]

>>53054622
the economy is owned by the rothchilds, owners of the federal reserve.
they use a lever called interest rates to destroy or repair the economy and use it every 7 years to crash the market in accordance with the jewish law of shemitah.
the best reading on the subject is the Elders of the Protocol Zion
currently they are using the "destroy the market" lever and you want to wait until they use the "repair the market" one to buy in.
most other reading isn't necessary as that's 99% of what you need to know

[Anonymous No.53054694]

>>53054675
Her dairy futures have me long.

[Anonymous No.53054704]

yall are such niggers

[Anonymous No.53054716]

>>53054130
My farts were incredibly louder afterwards.

[Anonymous No.53054725]

>>53054716
BRAP!

[Anonymous No.53054733]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.53054737]

Charlie Munger recommends reading Barron's

https://youtu.be/p9SF3BYivko

[Anonymous No.53054743]

Futures are just one possible timeline

[Anonymous No.53054752]

>>53054716
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.53054755]

>>53054643
And what if a major crash happens and you can't pull out your money without it being taxed more than usual?

[Anonymous No.53054758]

>>53054743
Futures are actually presents, when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.53054772]

>>53054758
The market isn't forward looking, it is backwards looking, when you think about it

[Anonymous No.53054787]

>>53054704
take that back

[Anonymous No.53054789]

>>53054772
TA fags absolutely rekt.

[Anonymous No.53054815]

the market should take a good, hard look at itself for once

[Anonymous No.53054829]

>>53054733
literaly me after 1 hr of nofap
htf do people do this

[Anonymous No.53054839]

>>53054758

[Anonymous No.53054850]

women owe me sex and I expect physical delivery

[Anonymous No.53054878]

>>53054694
>>53054758
>>53054789
HOLY MOTHER OF UDDERS

[Anonymous No.53054931]

turns out my cold was actually covid but i didnt know it was covid until my sore throat became the inability to taste or smell anything. we're going into lockdown again, I can feel it. We're going to repeat the 2020-2021 bull market, gamestop will have another squeeze and millions will die

[Anonymous No.53054941]

>>53054931

[Anonymous No.53054957]

>>53054519
Would creampie daily
Signed: The Dividend Diddler

[Anonymous No.53054983]

For the anon that wanted to know what Time Horizon Investing is with respect to bonds. Even with a crash, i.e. rates spike, longer term bonds return more as long as you hold them long enough. The interest rate risk is where the reward comes from. A risk you avoid as long as you match your retirement horizon to the bond duration or the average duration of etfs

[Anonymous No.53054987]

>>53054519

40 metric tonnes

[Anonymous No.53054994]

>>53054983
So what you’re saying is I should buy TLT and forget about it?

[Anonymous No.53055000]

post more booba pls

[Anonymous No.53055006]

/Sex with aniMe Girls/

[Anonymous No.53055010]

>>53055000

[Anonymous No.53055011]

>>53054519
Her building plans have...expanded.

[Anonymous No.53055017]

sex with anon's shaved butthole

[Anonymous No.53055023]

>>53055017
Imagine thinking there's only one...

[Anonymous No.53055030]

>>53054755
For the roth -- each year you can put in 6k or take out 6k if you have contributed 6k already. In your case, if you had a SHTF situation you could pull out all your contributions and not get taxed.

[Anonymous No.53055035]

>>53055000

[Anonymous No.53055046]

>>53055017
>sex with anon's shaved butthole
Lol uh, are we NOT shaving our butthole areas?! WTFF ARE WE DOING THEN?!?!

[Anonymous No.53055054]

>>53055046
I remove a lot of body hair personally. I just find it more comfortable.

[Anonymous No.53055060]

>>53055046
I just trim my pubes and don't completely shave.

[Anonymous No.53055063]

>>53054994
I'd go for EDV but yes. Also if a great depression deflation event happens again, or Japan lost decade, you'll become massively fucking wealthly

[Anonymous No.53055074]

>>53054622
If you truly don't know anything watch Shkrelis videos on investing:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJsVF3gZDcuTxcdH5FmQRTd6MiJ29X_OQ
If you can look at and make sense of a companies financial statements, you are in good shape. Next you need to learn some Macroeconomics. I recommend George Gammons videos even though he's a bit too doomer. Or just simply look up the Feds dual mandate and read the arguments in favor and against both sides. Maybe a 15 hour investment to go from knowing nothing to understanding the economy and all it's parts well.

[Anonymous No.53055081]

>>53054789
I dont find Billie Eilish that attractive there I said it. Rando college chicks that make my coffee are hotter

[Anonymous No.53055092]

>>53055023
>>53055017
Do some people have two buttholes?

[Anonymous No.53055097]

>>53055081
Billies milk truck provides discounts to soundcloud rappers

[Anonymous No.53055098]

>>53055046
I shave my entire body regularly.

[Anonymous No.53055102]

>>53055092
if you are the kind of individual that dilates, you do for all pragmatic purposes

[Anonymous No.53055106]

>>53055081
>>53055010
>>53055060

[Anonymous No.53055126]

>>53055074
>Shkreli did a series of investing videos before get got put in jail
Very cool, I'm gonna watch these

[Anonymous No.53055132]

will TLT retest the october bottom, or will it pass straight through it?

[Anonymous No.53055133]

I’m so close to killing myself it’s unreal

[Anonymous No.53055135]

SPY will hit 600 next year before crashing down to 200.

[Anonymous No.53055136]

>>53054941
I hope we repeat this cycle forever so i get rich off of it.

[Anonymous No.53055139]

These TLTW yields im getting are nuts

[Anonymous No.53055147]

>>53055133

[Anonymous No.53055153]

>>53055133
Shit sucks sorry dude :(

[Anonymous No.53055162]

>>53055139
>its already down 18% since inception
>in august of this year
Damn

[Anonymous No.53055175]

>>53055133

Do you honestly want to get better? Do you want to feel good again?

I think it's time you admit there is a problem. Now it's time for you to get some help. Time to tell the truth.

[Anonymous No.53055182]

>>53054994
genuine analysis here, EDV outperforms TLT implying that while both are "20+ years" ishares is tilted shorter duration than edv

Looked it up and sure enough, EDV's average duration is 24.4 years and TLT is barely 17.50 years

TLT is also 2.5 times as expensive as EDV (.15% expense ratio compared to .06%)

[Anonymous No.53055184]

>>53055135
>spy to 600
>while posting an Emerging market fund
what?

[Anonymous No.53055198]

Just got my DNA test back. 5% Jewish. And those tests never lie to instill sympathy towards certain groups.
Time to insider trade via the nearest Rabbi. Feeling like subverting my low crime community too. Any stock tips?

[Anonymous No.53055210]

>>53054983
>>53055182
that anon was me. thank you for the follow up bro. I wish your gym gains be large and natty.
Adding in some inflation protection and corporate credit makes the bond holding less volatile while still getting decent returns for a bond position.

[Anonymous No.53055214]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53055219]

>>53055133
Checked. Take some journalists with you on the way out.

[Anonymous No.53055222]

>>53055182
Edv at 75 would be a steal. But I am not buying bond longs until I am sure inflation/stagflation is over. Right now I think there might ne wage demand spiral to propel stagflation.

[Anonymous No.53055226]

>>53055074
Didn’t he blow up his fresh-outta-jail account shorting SIGA on the pox squeeze? I remember laughing at him in his stream.
Then he tried to make some shitcoin. Idk, seems like the kind of guy that can’t make it without tribe support.

[Anonymous No.53055242]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI6HhH5PkZw
YOU VILL MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.53055243]

>>53055210
thanks anon, good luck man

[Anonymous No.53055244]

>>53055198
Most of these profiles, they make a point to exclaim that they are in fact sexual and that they are not in any way virgin

[Anonymous No.53055248]

>>53054230
>still using drudge
kek why

[Anonymous No.53055250]

The TLT fud in the thread has gotten to me you win. I lose I shall now liquidate my position and put it all in EDV tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53055256]

>>53055250
3.40
big spender

[Anonymous No.53055280]

>>53055182
>telling people to buy STRIPS over long bonds
EDV isn't 20+ years, it's very short term.

[Anonymous No.53055282]

shit nigga, just got my SOXS dividend

[Anonymous No.53055289]

Remember that time I warned u about SAVA

[Anonymous No.53055306]

>>53055280
>EDV isn't 20+ years, it's very short term.
Uh, not sure about that, chief. https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/062513/all-about-zero-coupon-bonds.asp

[Anonymous No.53055316]

Smg taste check

1. Best stock
2. Best cheese
3. Best cocktail
4. Most important body part on women

[Anonymous No.53055321]

>>53055282
David Soxl just personally mailed me my physical dividend. Fedex had me sign for three, count 'em three, boxes of miscellaneous circuit boards.

[Anonymous No.53055329]

>>53055316
VOO
Blue Cheese
White Russian
Boobs (post hands if you pick differently)

[Anonymous No.53055333]

I was just listening to my beautiful wife sing, and i'll share her song if you guys will be nice. It's a very small channel and my wife said she wanted to test the waters. So if any of you leave a rude comment I will curse your portfolio for no less than 3 years. So anyway, I sometimes wonder. I sometimes wonder if i'm the king of autists, and if that makes me the most autistic of all. Hard to make sense of my autism let alone the autism of others. For god's sake, an anon shaved his asshole for ??? reasons. This isn't just my reality, it's yours too. I'm starting to think the people of /smg/ are just superior human beings. This community is full of people who are simply smarter than normalfags. The average joe would argue that the anon who shaved his asshole is a random idiot, but i'd argue it was roughly a 180 IQ move. Maybe it's time for /smg/ to realize that we're just better than everyone else.

[Anonymous No.53055340]

>>53055226
>>53055126
Not a big Shkrelis fan myself, but this series is for basically absolute beginners. It's very foundational stuff, but the way it's taught is good. Very no nonsense and not too far in one direction.
I don't follow what he does now. I wouldn't get involved in anything he is doing now.

[Anonymous No.53055342]

>>53055280
>EDV isn't 20+ years, it's very short term.

[Anonymous No.53055343]

>>53055321
kek

[Anonymous No.53055348]

>>53055333
>checked
Damn, my IQ is only 140, I'm lagging behind

[Anonymous No.53055358]

>>53055333
You have been posting this dogshit rambling all day. You’re losing it

[Anonymous No.53055362]

>>53055333
>This community is full of people who are simply smarter than normalfags.
Not all of them. Some are NPCs thinking that long bonds are a good play for next year.

[Anonymous No.53055366]

>>53055316
OSTK
Ricotta
I'm not a fag
Boobies

[Anonymous No.53055388]

>>53054694
Imagine the bounce waves and ripples if they were like chounyuu anime tit size

[Anonymous No.53055393]

>>53055306
>>53055342
>WELL AKCUALLY!!!
The bonds themselves are yes, the holdings performance is all short term and does not have the same safety as a treasury. STRIPS are trash. I mean most bonds are trash, but if you have to buy them at least buy the real thing.

[Anonymous No.53055398]

>>53055250
>TLT
You're stack is so low that you can easily average a good price. Assuming you buy at lows

[Anonymous No.53055400]

>>53055358
Perhaps it is YOU who is losing it. Perhaps being surrounded by incredibly smart people when you walked off the reddit boat was a little too much for you. Not to mention you are directly talking to the best trader in /smg/ history both past, present, and future. So maybe sit with decorum and show a little fucking respect and i'll toss you a penny stock tip chud.

[Anonymous No.53055411]

>>53055400
How is your YTD looking, Fathands?

[Anonymous No.53055418]

>>53055400
dont you live in a one room apartment with like 1 window in it?

[Anonymous No.53055419]

>>53055316
Splv
Queso fresco
A blunt > alcohol
Ass

(Yes the last 3 answers are stereotypical, no I won't change my answer)

[Anonymous No.53055426]

>>53055419
HANDS NOW

[Anonymous No.53055433]

SOXl bros... i cant hold on much longer ...

[Anonymous No.53055437]

>Futes

[Anonymous No.53055444]

>>53055426
>Queso fresco
He is clearly mexican, anon.

[Anonymous No.53055448]

>>53055426
My hands are brown like the assholes I lick with gains I make shorting you tards

[Anonymous No.53055451]

>>53055398
I’m just fucking around no worries dude

[Anonymous No.53055463]

>>53055418
No he has two front windows. Someone used their shape to find his apartment on Google Maps

[Anonymous No.53055481]

>>53055411
Well things got complicated in a weird way. I puled all of my money out of robinhood during the beginning of the FTX scandal at personal ATH. I had the intention of moving my money to TD, but then I heard TD is being absorbed by Schwab. So i've been /cashgang/ this whole time. So what am I doing now? I'm gambling on draftkings and have a good strategy down that is clearing me $50 a day, which is more than I made on the market, which is troubling in it's own right. I'm going to wait things out for now because I think SPY is going to 200

[Anonymous No.53055485]

>>53055448
I told you bros, the ass boob science is real.

[Anonymous No.53055492]

Nasdaq looking sus, I saw the same kind of pump yesterday only to shit itself at open kek

[Anonymous No.53055503]

>>53055481
>Primary Brokerage: DraftKings

[Anonymous No.53055514]

>>53055333
nah, Im starting to think we misunderstood and that guy actually shaved his ass cheeks and not the asshole

[Anonymous No.53055518]

>>53055503
KEK

[Anonymous No.53055522]

>>53055133
should we take out put options on the rope /smg/?

[Anonymous No.53055523]

>>53055503

[Anonymous No.53055551]

Short the Euro now. thank me later

[Anonymous No.53055563]

>>53055316

1) homemade
2) quality american (i.e. not velveta)
3) scotch, neat
4) hips

[Anonymous No.53055586]

i should buy TSLA puts

[Anonymous No.53055591]

>>53055551
Based on what exactly? ECB's turning hawkish while the Fed's turning dovish, with a warm winter and gas storage at like 90%.

[Anonymous No.53055593]

Maybe I'll make a video tomorrow for draftkings gambling strategies. There is free money out there and if some of you can benefit from it, that would be great. I've been gambling for 17 years so I know what. Talking about

[Anonymous No.53055623]

>>53055593
Is it like trading stocks, where you have to blow up an account or two and learn the hard way before you can consistently make money?

[Anonymous No.53055632]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.53055642]

>>53055623
If you listen to my advice, you'll succeed. It's actually easier than trading stocks if you know what you're doing because you're directly in control to an extent.

[Anonymous No.53055701]

>>53055642
I'll listen to anything, but I've gotten pretty good at trading over the years, and I really don't know the first thing about sports betting. About 10 years ago or maybe more I made a lot of fake paper money online playing blackjack, then put real money in and lost $600. I then went to my credit union and signed a fraud affidavit saying my card was hacked by some company in Iceland and it wasn't me and they have me my money back, and I haven't gambled (besides stocks and at real casinos in Vegas a few times for fun) since

[Anonymous No.53055707]

>>53055642
i'd be somewhat interested. heard 10 years ago from some bigtime billionaire gambler that sports bookies are way more honest than wall street

[Anonymous No.53055743]

Lmao

[Anonymous No.53055753]

>>53055707
Oh i'm not talking about sports betting, i'm talking about one specific game. Deal or no deal slingo. I will teach you before it becomes too popular and get's ruined.

[Anonymous No.53055763]

>>53055743
What does this mean? Shit's about to go bad?

[Anonymous No.53055787]

>>53055763
Gigapump starts tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53055809]

>>53055632
Yields looking juicy still

[Anonymous No.53055824]

>>53055743
But how much of that is retail? That is the only numbers that matter. Once you see reports of retail going in deep one way you do the opposite.

[Anonymous No.53055827]

> nasdaq up 0.3%

Huh, bobros?

[Anonymous No.53055843]

>>53055743
let's go TSLA calls

[Anonymous No.53055849]

>>53055763
It's either one of two things, we're going to trigger circuit breakers within the next week or two. Or MMs are opening spreads before the new year anticipating bad Q1/Q2 earnings.

>>53055824
>retail
Very very little. There's such a trivial amount of retail trader dollars compared to the people who actually move the market.

[Anonymous No.53055859]

VTI
Cheddar
Busch lite
Hands

[Anonymous No.53055864]

>>53055849
glad we're on the same page

[Anonymous No.53055866]

>>53055849
Yes but if retailn goes heavy in one direction it is the job of big money to go the opposite way to fleece them. Institutional money would have to be the overwhelming majority for that not to happen.

[Anonymous No.53055926]

Glass Onion was the biggest top signal I have ever seen in my life. It's going to be one of those things that people look at 50 years from now and ask, "people were really like that back then?"

[Anonymous No.53055928]

>>53055485
I'm white, and I'm an ass man.

[Anonymous No.53055936]

>>53055926

is glass onion good enough to hate watch?

[Anonymous No.53055941]

>>53055926
i would pay money to punch rian johnson's cuck soi face

[Anonymous No.53055959]

>>53055936
The plot of the movie is that some white guy becomes a billionaire by stealing an idea for a crypto NFT from a strong independent black woman.

[Anonymous No.53055965]

>>53055787
i hope not i would have closed out on some puts if that were the case

[Anonymous No.53055972]

>>53055959
Man I'm so fucking tired of all this nonstop woke shit

[Anonymous No.53055975]

>>53055864
Very interesting times ahead.

>>53055866
It is, you're correct. But this volume makes it nearly impossible to be majority retail. Retail majority doesn't always mean they have to be fleeced from the get go either. They'll give it back one way or another.

[Anonymous No.53055990]

>>53055959

>crypto NFT

man that is really fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.53055995]

Looks like natgas is finally taking a break from dumping, for now. I bought UNG calls yesterday during the low for a couple weeks out, should I flip em for a little profit in the morning or hold and hope for a random mega pooomp?

[Anonymous No.53056013]

>>53055743
Who is gonna be the contrarian and bet against that?
>>53054549
Google it

[Anonymous No.53056024]

kek my sister (25) got knocked up by her 22yo bf who's on the dole

[Anonymous No.53056025]

>>53055928
Post skin

[Anonymous No.53056043]

>>53056025

don't tell me what to do. you're not my mom.

[Anonymous No.53056056]

Are whatever economic reports release tomorrow morning important or not really?

[Anonymous No.53056062]

getting high scuks bros, i always feel zombie mode and feel scared

[Anonymous No.53056074]

>>53056062
>getting high
You’re nothing but a slave

[Anonymous No.53056076]

>>53056062

marijuana is literally the gayest drug ever evented.

[Anonymous No.53056087]

>>53056074
>>53056076
i am going to repent

[Anonymous No.53056103]

Ok i just shorted nasdaq with a x30 leverage. Wish me luck. Gonna make it this time fr

[Anonymous No.53056104]

>>53056024
What skin color are they?
>>53056056
Not important

[Anonymous No.53056136]

>>53056104
white, we dont have blacks in my country

[Anonymous No.53056149]

>>53056103
yeah just short after the worst weeks without any relief yet
what a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.53056162]

>>53056103
Anon, I... >>53055864

[Anonymous No.53056181]

The market has been gloomy this year...

[Anonymous No.53056192]

>>53056181
goth is in again

[Anonymous No.53056245]

>>53056181
>>53056192

OK HEAR ME OUT.

I have an idea for an anime. Lets get a depressed goth anime girl in some magical ice college. Vampires and shit. But this one will be different. This time, the story won't be dogshit.

[Anonymous No.53056273]

>>53056245
yes, on one condition
it's a Netflix production

[Anonymous No.53056283]

>>53055133
When the times get hard pressing on out of spite works for me.

[Anonymous No.53056313]

>>53056103
>30x leverage
Ok, well good luck. Just bring the nasdaq back up by market open, thanks

[Anonymous No.53056328]

nasdaq? more like 'nad sack

[Anonymous No.53056340]

>>53055743
Equity put-call is completely fucking worthless because it swings back and forth almost 100% of its value. Complete schizo metric. I'm buying long certs.

[Anonymous No.53056369]

>>53056328
Nasd-ACK!

[Anonymous No.53056377]

>>53056273
>yes, on one condition
>it's a Netflix production

are there any particular benefits to having a netflix anime?

[Anonymous No.53056382]

Nasdaq pump and dumping already?

[Anonymous No.53056403]

>>53056273

also, she has to have some absurd weapon. i'm thinking like a like a water lightning sword. something that makes no sense, but possibly could be cool.

i'm thinking about C cup tits and pale etc etc.

[Anonymous No.53056415]

>>53056056
Trump’s taxes

[Anonymous No.53056417]

>>53055010
oh wow a webm of Sam Hyde at his mother's house, tucking water balloons under his shirt

[Anonymous No.53056421]

>>53055133
Gamble your whole account on 0DTE options.

[Anonymous No.53056434]

>>53055316
1) QQQ cause it has the best options chain
2) Edam
3) Old Fashioned/LI Iced Tea (same thing really)
4) face is first then tummy

[Anonymous No.53056468]

>oil
And just like that, oil will never retest $80 a barrel for the next decade.

[Anonymous No.53056472]

>>53055316
1, QQQ or SPY. The former for the higher IV.
2. Gouda or some shit.
3 Tequila sunrise.
4. Full body.

[Anonymous No.53056476]

>>53056377
>imitation cheese

[Anonymous No.53056478]

>>53056421
I'm net up lifetime on 0dte.

[Anonymous No.53056490]

>>53055316
BTI
Sharp Cheddar
Vanilla Coke and Vodka
Midriff

[Anonymous No.53056504]

>>53056472
How much it cost for a girl like this to beat me with a paddle?

[Anonymous No.53056506]

>>53056476

That's American flavored imitation pasteurized process cheese food - thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.53056527]

>>53056490
>Midriff
Based.

[Anonymous No.53056567]

81 brutally rejected, 80 brutally rejected, 79 brutally rejected, 78 brutally rejected, 77 ..

[Anonymous No.53056573]

>>53056567
Nice i plan to buy in in the 75 region.

[Anonymous No.53056577]

>>53056504
The price of the outfit + $20
Why would it be expensive?

[Anonymous No.53056581]

>>53056573
Well then sell it now and buy it back then

[Anonymous No.53056663]

NASDAQ: I"M GONNA PPPUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMPPPPP!!!

[Anonymous No.53056674]

>>53056663
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53056708]

the DAQ is pumping because we're front running the return of lockdowns and ZIRP now, god bless those chinky chynamen who can't wash their hands

[Anonymous No.53056709]

>oil

[Anonymous No.53056738]

Im going to sleep . At open nasdaq will be red again

[Anonymous No.53056751]

>>53055743
Put to call ratio has become meaningless because of 0dte insanity this year.
Like 70% of the volume expires on the day.

You're better off looking at short interest, equity inflows Vs outflows, or hell the VIX index to get an idea of the markets more long term positioning.

[Anonymous No.53056773]

$TSLA short squeeze today will be glorious

[Anonymous No.53056779]

>>53056773
Sure buddy

[Anonymous No.53056792]

>>53056751
>Like 70% of the volume expires on the day.
Where'd you get that from?

[Anonymous No.53056806]

>>53056792
Pulled it out his ass obviously

[Anonymous No.53056809]

>>53056708
Is it really tho? I thought it would be omega bearish for everything. People do not want more fucking lockdowns again.

[Anonymous No.53056827]

>that ramp up right after london session opens
based. you get what you deserve bobo.

[Anonymous No.53056855]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53056907]

remember that stocks only go down and the only correct option is cash gang

[Anonymous No.53056910]

Happy red new years mumu
Every narrative that seems bullish is actually a trap. China open is inflationary. Cpi doesn't matter now. Etc. You are looking at the wrong things

[Anonymous No.53056921]

>>53056827
Yes mumu, qqq down 11% from the 1m high better celebrate a premarket "rally" by market makers hoping to hit a better Fri close price and avoid gamma effects

[Jealous No.53056946]

I hear Zoltan had a year-end masterpiece.

[Anonymous No.53056958]

>>53056946
Reads like an ahtjstix goldbug take, 0/10 low iq larp

[Anonymous No.53056966]

>>53056910
>Etc.

Jpow is gonna pivot

[Anonymous No.53056992]

>>53056966
Kek, yes he wants Tesla to 800 and BTC to 120,000 just like the retail market wants. Totally aligned goals.

[Anonymous No.53057003]

NEW YEARS RALLY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.53057008]

bull bros we cant let bobo have the last two days

[Anonymous No.53057014]

>>53056992
it's the only way full employment with diversity can be archieved. Buttcoin to the moooooon

[Anonymous No.53057024]

>>53056966
He basically already announced a pause which is going to have the same effect on the market as a pivot

[Anonymous No.53057034]

>>53057024
Yes, unsustainable high rates for longer vs a pivot which means virtually no effect since no one took debt out at these rates yet

Same effect

[Anonymous No.53057081]

The Bank of Japan has conducted two additional rounds of unscheduled bond-purchase operations...should I be worried?

[Anonymous No.53057240]

kek even bankers don't trust other banks

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1608294141812785152

[Anonymous No.53057252]

>>53056490
Based post all around

[Anonymous No.53057273]

>>53057271
>>53057271
>>53057271
>>53057271
baking !!

[Anonymous No.53057601]

What news sources and blogs do you guys suggest for general finance tips, and staying in touch with the market?

[Anonymous No.53058535]

>>53056779
Check premarket