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FUCK>>53049467

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Kashima
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for GME fanbois
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>> No.53051871

Remove GME links or I will shit on you

GME MOASS cannot be refuted against

>> No.53051878

I refuse to have sex unless it's with a cute anime girl (white)

>> No.53051882
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53051882

So something strange has been happening the last week or so. Before work everyday I drive to the lake down the road and have a smoke before I head in to work. The last week there has been a white pt cruiser hanging out by the boat dock every time I'm there. I know I look suspicious because I park, get out of my car, smoke, get right back in my car, and leave. The last time I was there this white pt cruiser pulled up, honked but I paid no attention to it and ignored them. This time was different though. This time while I was smoking, he pulled up and stopped. He honked and I looked up. I saw a silhouette of an older gentleman in the car and he has a cat in the car which I thought was weird. He held up his phone and took a picture of me, and sped off. I don't know if he's a glowie, or if he thinks I'm a glowie. Not sure who is jewing who at this point. But for the record, I'll never kill myself.

>> No.53051886

We’re just down because tax loss harvesting right?

>> No.53051891

you fucking jannies deleted my comfy edition
>>53051863

>> No.53051897

Holy fucking shit my SAVA short calls are almost up 75% (that much of the spread is gone). This stock is getting sold like there's no tomorrow

>> No.53051898
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>>53051871
I keep seeing people talk about moass but I don't see any mo ass posted. Where are the doodoo choo choos?

>> No.53051903
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53051903

It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

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>futures

>> No.53051908
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>>53051898
>futures

>> No.53051913

>>53051898
Lurk moar

GME was started on biz and will end on it.
Price will go into the millions.
Smg will be brokies

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>>53051908
thanks

>> No.53051915

>>53051860
Do you think this incident will stop Japs from ever hiring a goyim again? He brought dishonor to the family.

>> No.53051916

>>53051860
You’re in the wrong thread.

>>53051904

>> No.53051925
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>>53051913
it most definitely was not started here
>cope

>> No.53051926

>>53051908
Contemplate the shits and farts that come out of them

>> No.53051928

>>53051882
>and he has a cat in the car which I thought was weird
Did you recognize the breed?

>> No.53051929

Peer to peer lending

>> No.53051935

Let me guess? Futures will be green until market opens and then Armageddon will be priced in?

>> No.53051936

More like poo to pee lending.

>> No.53051943

>>53051925
Newfag. Go read the archives.

>> No.53051945

Why could Japan never shake itself out of its deflation? Couldn't they lower rates more?

>> No.53051946

I’d like to be
Covered in pee
With an Olsen sister’s booba
Over me

>> No.53051951

>>53051936
As long as I’m the poo then The investment payed off

>> No.53051954

>>53051928
Unfortunately no. I was more focused on the guy waiting for me to look up so he could take a picture. It's was white, orange, and black.

>> No.53051955

Green futures into dump, again?

>> No.53051957

>>53051860

1PBTID

>>53051904

>> No.53051969
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53051969

Time to go broke boys

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>>53051943
>cope
never change baggies

>> No.53051974

>>53051916
>>53051957
>he has only two posters in his thread
Get a life nerd.

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>>53051955
They're catching on. Pump eet

>> No.53051988
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53051988

Is Blackrock a buy here?

>> No.53051993
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>>53051906
>futures

>> No.53052001
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Making threads with kuroba is awful. It hides the name/subject fields so I keep screwing up the new threads. As a big apology I will buy SOXL right as the year starts to help pump everyone's bags. I hope that is enough to redeem myself.

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>>53051616
What compelling reason is there to visit a museum more than once?

You can view all the same pieces in higher quality on your monitor at home. I generally only visit museums when travelling to fill time.
Typically in a museum there are only a few standout pieces I'm looking to see. Stuff from the Hudson Valley School of the old Dutch masters. A single museum will only contain a few worthwhile pieces. Online, I can view the the entire collective output of a single artist - whichever artists I want, and whenever I want.
I can zoom into details, and pick out precise colors to reference in my own works.

If you're interested in more recent artwork, many of the best artists nowadays work natively in digital. If you're going to a modern art museum, all you'll find in the contemporary section are photo collages of the pride of Ukraine, obtuse sexual instruments, lightshows with ambient sounds, and cloth streamers draped in random patterns. It's all just vaguely sexual/political nonsense designed to make you "think". The real artists are out making concept art for video games and movies, writing their own comics or picture books, running patreons/fanbox/etc.

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>futures

>> No.53052025
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53052025

>futures

>> No.53052027

>>53052017
RIP.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/shiba-inu-doge-meme-diagnosed-leukemia-liver-disease-owner-says-rcna63460

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>>53051882

>> No.53052051

>>53051988
>Ze FTX money laundering did not work?
>Skip ze middle man
Getting real sick of this

>> No.53052068

Please stop memeing on the GME thread every time it gets troll linked here.

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53052073

Kill every nog, kike, and chink, mudslime, and spic

I see the cult of gme is realizing that stock splits exist

>> No.53052078

>>53051988
Long story short, the US is buying Ukraine. I knew that's what they were doing. They weren't exactly subtle about it.

>> No.53052086

>>53052078
russia really owned the libs by invading haha

>> No.53052094

>>53051882
Stop going to the lake.

>> No.53052096
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53052096

I physically can’t stop buying fractional shares of high risk loans. My road to 1000 loans is set in stone

>> No.53052098

>>53051882
He thinks you're there for the grindr seniors meet

>> No.53052101
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>>53052073
I think we should kill ban evading pedophiles first

>> No.53052102
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53052102

It’s over

>> No.53052106

>>53052096
what the fuck is this scam, looks like the type of thing black people are involved with

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looks like I'm gonna need to reopen my shorts again since we can't even get a fucking bounce

>> No.53052109

>>53052086
I suppose they did us a favor by giving us a reason to buy a new territory. We should be thanking Russia honestly.

>> No.53052112

>>53052078
Ah yes, its the (((US))) buying Ukraine
and no, I will not buy Blackrock

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>>53052106
I am the jew now

>> No.53052127

>>53052109
does the territory we already have bring us profit? I mean Puerto Rico and Guam are both kind of shit.

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>>53052121
whoa.

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>>53052101
Post your nose size must be huge

>> No.53052136

>>53052094
Fuck no, it's a public park. The glowies can fuck right off.
>>53052112
Well yeah, the US is just a Jewish colonized territory at this point, but what's good for the goose is good for the gander I suppose.

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>>53052109
>We should be thanking Russia
Who do you think we're paying for Ukraine?

>> No.53052145

>>53052127
>kind of

>> No.53052148

I’ve got a list here of things women owe me.

>> No.53052151

>>53052096
Do you understand the concept of risk premium?

>> No.53052161

>>53052148
is number one on that list Portuguese donuts?

>> No.53052160

>>53052151
Yea that’s why I only throw $25 towards each loan. The vast majority will be paid back with interest

>> No.53052167

>>53052151
Unless that system is set up to fuck the holder, dude is about to learn the hard way why junk bonds aren't invested en mass

>> No.53052170

>>53052148
Women owe me Money

>> No.53052173

>>53052160
Yes we get it Mr. Moshe Goldstien-Cohen

>> No.53052183

>>53052121
Is this like go fund me but loan sharking?

>> No.53052185

>>53052106
That's exactly what it is. Last resort lender before they go into debt consolidation or bankruptcy. 10-15% yield offset by 5-10% default rates. Overall earnings likely comparable to treasuries, but with much more downside risk.

>> No.53052189

>>53052167
Yes they are. You’re insight isn’t proving to be very useful.

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Elder scrolls oblivion soundtrack legit comfy

>> No.53052193

>>53052107
I keep thinking that it's gotta bounce the next day, but then it just goes lower. I'm staring in disbelief now knowing that if I short now it might still work.

>> No.53052195

>>53051882
Hi Rocker. You should make a video from there. It would be cool. Also maybe consider live-streaming sometime.

>> No.53052200

I love how everyone is ignoring the retard with a ban kink

>> No.53052204 [DELETED] 

>>53051882
Kill the skinwalker john.

Hooters should make all the girl dress up like bunnies.

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Holy fuck my barber ruined my hair, not even being up today is making me feel happy

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>>53052191
Better than Morrowind?

>> No.53052214

>>53052183
Yes

>> No.53052215
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>>53052205

>> No.53052221

>>53052205
Noticed I might be developing a Rockeresque bald spot

>> No.53052232
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>>53052107
>>53052193
I keep myself from buying puts everyday, thinking that there's no way we dump the next day too. Then it does, and this whole thing keeps on repeating. Pretty sure when I do end up buying puts, the 1000 gorillion year golden bull run will begin.

>> No.53052234

>Andrew Tate Net Worth: $355 million
lmao How? Just from scamming dudebros?

>> No.53052237

>>53051988
Because they're getting Ukraine? No, it's fucking eastern Europe. It was a shithole before and it'll be a shithole after. Slavs are bottom of the barrel Europeans.

>> No.53052239

>>53052215
Literally look like this now wtf, but hair not as short. Thank god school is closed and nobody is here in the town, ordered biotin and zinc to grow back my hair ASAP.

>> No.53052255

>>53052127
They aren't meant to be profitable, just expand our influence. Money doesn't matter anymore. We can just print infinitely. Any country that doesn't want to use the dollar as a reserve currency gets their leader executed and a puppet leader gets put in place. Gaddafi tried and you saw how that worked out
>>53052195
I'm too autistic to film in a public place, and the service is far too bad in my country bumpkin town to be able to live stream. Plus nobody would watch if I live streamed anyway. Tecumseh isn't really the type of town you live stream in. The cops here will harass the fuck out of you because we have a based police force that hates zoomers.

>> No.53052260

>>53052078
US already functionally owns Ukraine. What's happening now is that Blackrock is trying to take all the worthless bombed out buildings and offload them to clueless investors at 20-30k an acre, for "redevelopment" potential.
This shit they're shilling is less than worthless. The cleanup costs alone would exceed the costs of building elsewhere.
The reality is that 20% of the Ukrainian population has already left, and they've never going back, so there won't even be any demand for these redevelopments.

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>>53051860
Fuck. We almost lost it. SPY hasn't even reached the bottom of its trough yet. How are we gonna survive the apocatits.

>> No.53052289

>>53052221
I don't have a bald spot anon, I'm straight fucking bald.
>>53052234
He owns casinos in Romania, that's where all his money comes from. Which means I guarantee you he's working with organized crime over there too.

>> No.53052307

>>53051988
Jews cannot ignore distressed assets. Especially when they have (((their))) guy Zelensky causing it all.

>> No.53052314

Daily reminder that you should pick up ANTE

It's a nobody nothin' stock with some bullish potential. Buyuyuy for eventual 15x returns.

>> No.53052324

>>53052307
Wouldn't be shocked if Blackrock caused the whole Ukraine war just to buy up cheap land and buildings

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Were about hit the circuit breaker phase of the bear market arent we?

>> No.53052331
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The place price goes on BKX just before something bad happens. Don't ask me why, just something random I noticed way back when and called it the "Red Zone".

Arrows pointing at:
- 2008 Financial Crisis
- 2018 Christmas Eve Massacre
- 2020 Pandemic

>> No.53052352

>>53051993
please stop posting this gorgeous angel my heart cannot take it

>> No.53052367
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Nasdaq McClellan Summation index with a Parabolic SAR overlay has helped to identify changes/pauses in trends. Including this most recent one.

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im thinking about buying some tqqq tomorrow, which means that instead im going to buy sqqq because nothing ever goes the way i expect

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>>53052331
>>53052367
That's a lot of lines bro

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This helped identify the most recent change in trend as well. QQQ

>> No.53052383

>>53052367
What's the verdict Dr. Autism-Lines

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>>53052330
Sauce me on the Italian film, please.

>> No.53052409

>>53052205
stop getting hair cuts, ever, this is financial advise

>> No.53052410
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Newfag here . What financial data should I look at before investing in a stock? Pls respond

>> No.53052418
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Bitcoin on top, TSLA on bottom. Strong positive correlation.

>> No.53052429
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TSLA Doodling around the Weekly Expected Move (111.95) the last two trading days.

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>>53051860
I wonder how pissed off Bezos must be right now seeing how much market value Amazon has been losing this year?

I swear if AMZN were to go down any lower, they might do some CRAZY shit to try to make any money they lost back. I can predict them selling off Twitch to China or firing 800,000+ warehouse wagies just to keep their heads above water. Even AWS is hurting from what I read recently.

>> No.53052444

>>53052107
I cannot wait for the day Tiktok gets permanently banned

>> No.53052447

>>53052430
>wonder how pissed off Bezos must be right now seeing h
Little bit more and he will pull a Bob Iger and come back.

>> No.53052448

>>53052374
When that doesn't work try buying what you want 2 weeks after you think you should and report back.

>> No.53052454

>>53052430
>get crazy rich during covid cause commie shutdowns kill mom and pop brick and mortar
>now extra sensitive to consumer confidence
hilariously monkey pawed

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I hate women

>> No.53052457

>>53052387
It looks like Jean luc Goddard but not sure which title

>> No.53052459

>>53052447
He comes back to trim off the diseased fat like whole foods and twitch, then reinvests it all into AWS I bet.

>> No.53052462

>>53052456
Hate women
Love OIL
Simple as

>> No.53052466

>>53052430
I just can't understand why they are spending so much going into this

>> No.53052470

>>53052430
>>53052447
He could Bob Iger but honestly AMZN is fine. employees on the chopping block but considering the warehouse employees didn't go first, they're probably alright. and AWS is teabagging azure

>> No.53052479

>>53052410
look up the stock in seeking alpha (with an ad blocker), open a few articles and look at the comments. See if anybody is saying something that sets of alarms. Or God forbid the Yahoo board for that stock. As far as stats go, I don't bother with them so I can't help you there.

Sometimes what should be good growing businesses aren't exactly the most investor friendly, so it is always worth while to check if they are all screaming about something for legitimate reasons.

>> No.53052492

>>53052324
In pretty much every modern war since WW1, there is always a (((certain group))) starting or mega-profiting from good men dying.

>> No.53052493

>>53052387
Hey that's Oriane Bertone. She had a crappy season this year. :/

>> No.53052495

>>53052470
>>53052459
I dont see what the problem is with amzn anyway. I think whole foods and twitch both work but like google does theyre getting neglected for other products. whole foods could become stronger and their pharmacy angle could really be powerful if they start running generics or something supplied from overseas.

>> No.53052498

>>53052470
My newest zoomer employee came from Amazon. He said it's hell. If you even go to the bathroom without permission you get a write up. Don't know how the hell they are even staffed.

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>>53051925
Nah fag, it didn't start in your shitty website. Ironic how you faggots shill both for and against a website you moderate.

>> No.53052502

>>53052470
I wouldn't say 'teabagging', they are having freezing hires and engineers are complaining about work/pay ratio being shit compared to other companies. Only a matter of time before the golden goose shits out copper eggs to its death.

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salty baggy go to sleep

>> No.53052526

>>53052498
If you look into it, Amazon is actually having a mega-crisis of employees leaving.
They pay higher wages than average, but refuse to invest in quality of life for workers to the point that many just can't do it.
Amazon is also behind many donations to people that are more "lax" on boarder security. I wonder why.
Amazon is a total cancer on America.

>> No.53052528

>>53052495
whole foods maybe(because npcs need food duh), but Twitch? That site has never been profitable and it already had a shitload of controversey recently. Also got buddies in marketing corp dropping hints that less and less advertisers even want to go near the streaming platform.

>> No.53052547

>>53052528
Twitch gets a fuckton of views and advertisement revenue. The only reason it isn't profitable is because it is managed by retards.
Just have a "Twitch Adult" section for a special fee and you've already made it profitable.

>> No.53052562

This market is gay and boring

>> No.53052564

>>53052528
I didnt realize its a mess over there but that kind of seems believable to me. Its not being maximized. There is a huge platform of people who like streamers. Clean it up a bit or make the site easier to use and get rid of some of the retards running it and i bet it could do well like youtube does.

>> No.53052578
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Everything is fine.

>> No.53052589

>>53052498
>If you even go to the bathroom without permission you get a write up.
This is for the warehouse, not engineers i imagine

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>>53052578
good

>> No.53052599

>>53052547
Its beyond fucking obvious the staff have relations with the cam girls and give them passes. Big reason twitch shits on vtubers so often because theres nothing for the staff under the table

>> No.53052607

>>53052526
Not to mention their entire catalog of products is almost exclusively chink junk. If Mexicans want to hop the border and work at Amazon,.I doubt anyone will complain.

>> No.53052614

>>53052589
heard bad things about the SWE culture there as well but idgaf I work from home.

>> No.53052621
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We are approximately here

>> No.53052649

>>53052547
>ad revenue

that's the thing, even their ads is getting worse. Streamers have been complaining about their ads performance getting worse recently. They also recently had their worst viewership numbers in November this year, the same month fucking pokemon came out which is streamer heaven for content. The site has got waaay more problems happening behind closed doors.

>> No.53052660

>>53052547
They get fuck all ad revenue, until very recently they didn't even push ads regularly.

They also operate with a massive loss-leader in the form of prime subs

Zoomers are waking up and realizing there is zero reason to give $5/month so someone can live a far better and easier life than them and no longer want to donate to begging millionaires

As soon as Twitch is (rightfully) seen as a predatory and cult-forming to a largely child demographic, they'll get heemed into oblivion

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>>53052578
no its not.

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>>53052621
Looks about right. Maybe bit above it still just about on its way to anxiety. But definitely a lot of anxiety on the talking heads shows. All them whining and wailing about santa rally was pure cope. You can see they didnt even believe it.

>> No.53052681

>>53052589
Correct he was a warehouse employee. He said it was borderline sweatshop tier. Every once in awhile he said you see an employee so exhausted they'd fall asleep right there at work. But naturally there is a line of people waiting to take their spot. I had a previous employee leave our company, he is 51, and went to work for Amazon. Less than a year later he had a massive heart attack. I know it was because of Amazon

>> No.53052689

>>53052457
Interesting lead but I didn't see that actor in any of the films I thought sounded likely. I may take a longer look another time but holy hell that man's been prolific and most of it looks too artsy to be fun.

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>>53052599
Well there's the issue right?
Twitch's staff are corrupt and no longer looking out for the profitability of their investors.

How to make money
>support V-Tubing, develop an app and charge people monthly costs to use their vtuber technology. V-Tubers are what's hot now.

>Have a twitch adult spinoff that charges a small membership fee and is age restricted

>clean house with the staff and mods, fire and replace them all with a regulated and watched over professional group.

>cut off support for saved recordings since that wastes a fuckton of server space and costs for no reason

>Support podcast type shows without having an autistic banfest every time you disagree with an opinion

>remove the freaky tranny deer furry from being in charge of moderation

I'm sure I can think of a bunch more but ffs, most of these big companies are just run by (((((((((((((((nepotism))))))))))))))))). A lot of these companies will have to get back to reality if they're going to survive the next 5-10 years.

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We just not gonna mention the 650 billion in distressed debt globally at the minute, threatening the existence of the credit structure of international markets? Sweet, I'll make even more money.

>> No.53052708

>>53052690
>support V-Tubing, develop an app and charge people monthly costs to use their vtuber technology.
Very good. Lots of people want to get into vtuber just to even try it. A $10 a month with 3-6 months of no payment for newbies would be a good way to get them over.

Rest are good suggestions too.

>> No.53052716

>>53052681
You'd have a higher quality of life going to a half decent prison for 10 years then working full time at Amazon for a decade.
I'm not a huge fan of massive government regulation, but what the fuck, they're China tier.

>> No.53052719

>>53051908
my mom made me join a regional coed swim club growing up. I would bitch and moan and do everything I could to avoid going until I hit puberty. After that I looked forward to it. I always tried to place myself in lap swimming behind one of the girls

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>>53052429
i like your charting what's the play?

>> No.53052739

>>53052690
>clean house with the staff and mods
Can't do that these days because the fired will all take to social media and call you a racist capitalist faggot despot who only cares about the bottom line and has no sympathy for the black hyper latinex sharp trans reload community.
Social media has ruined the ability of companies to regulate their staffing without fear of significant negative PR or legal fees.

>> No.53052741

>>53052703
I'm pretty sure almost no one here is still seriously invested in the markets. Most of us are just cash/occasional swing trading/option gambling.
The market is not my problem anymore. I'll buy when they stop jerking each other off over who can time the bottom better.

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>>53052660
That's also the other interesting thing;

There have been a lot of rumors going around that Twitch Prime subs will cease to exist in the future. Mainly because that shit costs Twitch $100 million(possible way higher) per year just to give 'free' subs to viewers. Guys like ludwig, pointcrow, and even MrBeast can see the writing on the wall.

Let me just say that as soon as Twitch drops prime subs for good(could happen in 2023 even), then that will be the day Amazon cuts ties with Twitch and all hell breaks loose.

>> No.53052743

>>53052719
when I was a kid, I would into a Wavepool at the waterpark and wait for a wave to push the girls feet into kicking my face

>> No.53052754
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>>53052410
Watch literally just the fed, they dictate rates and basically set the major trends in the market and global economy. Rates going up? usually means the fed wants the economy to slow down, rates going down? usually means the fed wants the economy to speed up. You can try and get into the different sector cycles but even hedge funds who's full time job is to read the tea leaves can't even beat the market index.

Buy VOO and whatever your age is as a % of your portfolio to bonds in 10% increments
example:
I am 29: so my portfolio is 80% VOO and 20% Bonds.
Usually good to have a mix of corporate bonds, and long duration treasury, and in times like this inflation protected bonds (VTIP)
I have essentially been just buying VTIP since the fed started taking inflation seriously and bonds have hit the lows. It has a 6.3% annual yield and is better than buying Tbills imo.

other than that just focus on making as much money as you can. because savings and how much you can invest over time is the real game changer. 10x ing your $500 is: one extremely unlikely and two: even more unlikely to happen a 2nd or 3rd time.
Best to just make as much as possible and invest everything after 6 months expenses and not loose sleep at night.

>> No.53052755

>>53052708
Thanks anon. A lot of these ideas won't make it in because boomers don't understand technology [see META].

>>53052739
Well that's why Twitch will be shut down and YouTube will have another social media monopoly.

>> No.53052776

>>53052754
Indicates rough stock times:
>in the 1970s
>during 2000
>during 2008
>during 2022-2023

References that stocks won't truly moon again until 2032.
Damn.

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>>53052741
Checked, and after today I would hope so. Saw multiple people catch a margin call from their female ghost brokers in the threads. It's also extremely funny because several days back someone was posting about how there's never been a santa rally in a bear market, because everyone's trying to squash shit for various reasons to make their books look nice and pretty for end of year accounting. Literally there was a warning.

>> No.53052783

>>53052410
If you're a newfag you need to do something like buy VTI. Literally the entire stock market. If you want international buy VT which is literally the entire world.

>> No.53052790

>>53052755
>META
Not sure how i feel about that one. I dont own any and wont for at least a 2-3 year period from now to see what happens. I definitely think metas argument is worthwhile and there is money in it but im not seeing why people would use the metaverse for anything. I dont see a reason for it in my life.

>> No.53052794
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53052794

Still Holding.

>> No.53052796

>>53052776
that chart says the moon will peak in 2026 then crash around 2032

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>>53052754
>Watch literally just the fed, they dictate rates

>> No.53052805

>>53052755
>YouTube monopoly

With Tiktok maybe getting banned and Twitch shutting down, that would be hilarious to watch unironically KEK

>> No.53052809

>>53052754
>fellow boglehead
Based, do you time horizon your bonds?

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WHOA BLACK BETTY
(sorry was at jiujitsu)

>> No.53052816

>>53052470
Amazon wagies didnt get fired because amazon just cut there pay i went from 19.25 to 16 while having my hours increased so i walked out

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Is this dude's content supposed to be all doomer zerohedge stuff?

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>pod and bug meat futures ripping

>> No.53052834

>>53052809
I can't say I have or do. is there any write up on it?

>> No.53052835

>>53052813
I understand the importance of learning to fight but doesnt that get gay grappling on the floor with a man?

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>>53052794
>why do you care what other people DON'T invest in

>> No.53052850

>>53052754
What is this and where did this graph come from?

>> No.53052851

>>53052833
Why is he complaining? That America continues to add client states and somehow hes upset over it? Our economic power is a reflection of directing other resources to us to use for ourselves.

>> No.53052852

>>53052833
Beat me to it.

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>>53052681
I worked in a literal concentration camp style alcohol warehouse. We had to show up at 5pm and work until every truck was loaded for the next day route before we could leave, we got no breaks since we received 1 hour for lunch. It was the most back breaking labor I have ever done. The managers would sit in their office all night snorting perc’s, but we were allowed to smoke cigarettes inside. I probably ran 20 miles a day, lifting multiple cases of alcohol that all weighed 50lbs a piece at a time working on the case line and got into probably the best shape of my life at that point.... We would have nights around the holidays where we would literally be there for 18-20hrs a shift, you couldn’t leave until all the trucks were loaded. It got so bad on how many overtime hours we were getting they sent in the regional HR boss to spy on us bout what was going on. He only upside was we got all the free alcohol we wanted since if the box/case broke we got to take whatever breakage since once the label was messed up it wasn’t sellable. We weren’t a weouse for shit beer/wine brands but there were a few mixed in. Things like sam Adams, Lagunitas, Sierra Nevada and a bunch of other high end beer and wines and champagne like Moët and Ace of Spades. We would know what specials were going to be hitting stores 2 months before we started shipping product out and got to also get all kinds of cool advertising merch they would send out to stores and would get sent back.

Thank You Jesus Christ the King of Kings and Lord of Lords don’t have to work that job anymore and make hundreds of thousands of dollars now, but I’ll never forget that experience and the others who worked there since I know Od could destroy me in two seconds so I thank him everyday I don’t have to do that anymore.

>> No.53052862

>>53052835
I was going to learn jiujitsu then realized that is i literally just men rubbing their private parts on each-other. Greco-Roman is more manly. but boxing / mui-thai is top tier

>> No.53052875
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53052875

Remember all those tweets/articles over Summer/Fall that were like "Um ackchyually every year the S&P fell X%, it rallied Y% by the end of the year"?

>> No.53052876

>>53052851
>(((us)))

>> No.53052893

>>53052851
>yay more deadweight for a dying empire
retard

>> No.53052897

>>53052862
I want to train Krav Maga so I can learn how to Jew people in a fight

>> No.53052898

>>53052861
oof, liquids are always heavy

>> No.53052908

>>53052861
*God could destroy me in two seconds

Also our warehouse was next to other production centers and warehouses were and we would trade them our alcohol for whatever it was they produced/warehoused, like the regional dunkin doughnuts production facility next door

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>>53052479
>>53052754
Thanks anons

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>>53051928
oh shit, is he finally going to reveal himself?

>> No.53052923

been /cashgang/ for almost a year now

>> No.53052927

>>53052835
>>53052862
only grappling with women is gay
grappling with men is homoerotic which is funny at worst and most of the time you are trying not to die so it never really is an issue

>> No.53052929

>>53052893
Any evidence its dying? Just spend trillions on planes, roads and stimulus money and the worst that happened was some inflation thats already fading.

>> No.53052931

>>53052898
Especially when they’re in glass bottles, think of picking up 115 full beer bottles at once, or several of those 5 packs of box wine at the same time

>> No.53052937

>>53052679
>They tried to get me to sell my soxs because of the santa rally
Never selling, hodl forever, diamond hands, moon soon

>> No.53052945

>>53052834
A lot of boglehead threads but the basic idea is that 1) longer term bonds return more and 2) as long as you hold long enough they'll still outperform even with a crash. A total bond fund had an average duration of 6-9 years so it acts like a short term decade long investment, not the same as a total market fund. One of the few things they get wrong.

Lifting in the gym atm but I can post pics when I get home. Use portfolio visualizer and compare short/intermediate/long term treasuries over a few time frames. You can backtest them and see how long it takes for LTT to outperform even with the crash. It works for literally any window. I think it was barely 10 years.

If you're a few decades from retirement you're kneecapping yourself if you aren't holding the longest bond etf possible i.e. EDV

Then when you're a decade from retirement you can swap to just normal long term (BLV) and then intermediate (BIV) and then short term if you really want to, making sure the average duration of the etf matches your time horizon

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>>53052923
>i've been a fucking coward this whole year
>btw anons did i tell you in this thread?
>i'm a total coward?
>yea i'm sure i told you 3 times in that last one

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>>53052948
You'll cowards don't even throw your money in the market during times of uncertany.

>> No.53052961

>>53052923
Could have made 3.5% buying short term treasuries

>> No.53052966

>>53051945
they are too conservative, my friend believes that during the 1986 bubble, they lowered rates but raised taxes that kind of defeated the point, thought woudn't really explain the long term effects, he claims it's lack of population growth but I think that's overblown and it's really increased regulation around companies, especially IP Copyright which kills all competietion and icnentives companies to operate like dinosaurs with no competition cause the goverment ends up babysitting the large companies to the point they become spiled

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>>53052957
only thing i'm certain of is that i'm having fun

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>>53052985

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>>53052107
>cats

>> No.53053019

The fuck is this pumping on nasdaq futures??

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>>53052957
We gaan.

>> No.53053031

>>53053019
OVERSOLD
V
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S
O
L
D

>> No.53053032

>>53052985
They say that (millenials) aren't into big tits at all???

>> No.53053057

China reopening might put the entire stock market into a fucking chokehold...again

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1608191666577637376

>> No.53053064
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Hey smg, here's some nostalgia from when GME went to $12 back in 2020

>> No.53053065

>>53052418
>S
>H
>S
>S
Lmfao. I trade using longterm channels on the daily and even i think this TA is trash

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>>53053031
oh look it's rsi faggot

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>>53053032
Tells you everything you need to know.

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>>53053074
I wanted to believe all the anons calling big titty girls fat were shitty Euros...

>> No.53053094
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It's not where I was hoping to be at this point, but for such a stinky year I'll take it.

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> futures


Huh, bobros?

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>>53053064
still started on reddit/yt
>>53053096
pic rel

>> No.53053116

>>53052660
I'm so fucking sick of seeing hot tub streamers on a site that obviously has a huge child demographic. The sick ducks running twitch and ACLU need to be culled.

>> No.53053128

>>53053074
Whats the scientific reasoning kek

>> No.53053136

>>53053111
>still started on Reddit
I had some images on my old computer that showed GME posting started on smg about 1 month before Reddit.
Seeking Alpha -> smg -> Reddit -> Everyone

Same with AMC
Extremely easy to tell newfags apart by how they think of GME starting

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>>53052681
>ON PROGRAM, WAGIE

>> No.53053150

>>53053128
Resource scarce environments that encouraged brain development prefer breasts because it shows that the woman is able to provide for the child during winter.
Resource abundant areas encourage ass and hips because it is a dead giveaway that the woman can give birth in a healthy way, since they have no need to plan for winter they don't care about breasts.

Basically, with a few outliers, it just shows if your from a gene line that actually developed their brains or if they're just we-wuzzed.

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>>53053027
>Me, buying since August

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>futures

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>>53053116
Wait until you see how bad Twitter and Discord can be.
I saw this on a profile a few weeks ago, and AAM means "adult-attracted minor"

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>>53053064
Man those were the days
>PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

>> No.53053202

>>53053188
Anyone who posts coom cat automatically has my full attention.

>> No.53053212
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53053212

Reminder that "buy and hold" will only work over the next decade for stocks that profit off fatties.

>> No.53053225

>>53053212
Kinda neat how the curve is still the same, it's just the scale and position that's changed. I guess certain ratios will always exist

>> No.53053230
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i lost 66% of my portfolio today. just need 383 on SPY to make it all back. thats a mere 1.7%... I think it could happen if the jobs number looks bullish to the algos or whatever

>> No.53053236
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53053236

Tfw no flat gf.

>> No.53053240

>>53053230
Why on earth would you risk that much?

>> No.53053251

>>53053225
Yeah, BMI's an imperfect metric but the things making 2 year olds fat are pretty much the same things making 20 year olds fat.

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>>53053150
That can't be right. I grew up in "abundant" areas and I still prefer tits more(I do like wide thicc asses too). Something is super sus about that science.

>> No.53053288

>>53053150
>breasts because it shows that the woman is able to provide for the child during winter.
>>53053259
Its not true because large breasts dont actually produce more milk. Size doesnt affect milk production at all.

>> No.53053289

>>53051860
if i have 257,000 in cash when im 44 is that good?
my siblings and I will each get over 1m... probably in our late 60s early 70 when our parents are both passed.

Should I even give a shit about a retirement account?

>> No.53053291

>>53053187
There really isn't much aimed at kids on Twitter, but it's still a disgusting and degenerate site, and porn on it should be banned. Discord is horrible. I seen so many screenshots of a lot of guys trying to dm and get intimate with "girls" who say they are 14 - 15. Being in some discord groups has made whitepilled about zoomers though.

>> No.53053312

>>53053289
>Should I even give a shit about a retirement account?

yes so your parents can use the money to enjyo their lives you little FUCK

>> No.53053313

>>53053289
I don't know. Do you want to work until you're dead?

>> No.53053335

>>53053288
Doesn’t matter if it’s true, the human mind sees big boobs and thinks that means more milk.

>> No.53053337
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>>53053064
all these moments will be lost, to time.. like tears in rain

>> No.53053349

>>53053289
Retirement accounts are nice for cheating the govt out of some taxpayer money. That's the only reason I am maxing my 401K. Currently I am contemplating reducing my retirement contributions almost entirely so I can afford a house. Securing housing into your old age can count as "retirement saving" so it might even out.

>> No.53053353

>>53052966
basically Japan was taking on debt to try to fix the financial bubble, but the more wimpy economists freaked out about taking on debt and raised taxes, so raising debt and raising taxes at the same time ended up not doing anything

>> No.53053362

>>53053335
Not really. thats a recent thing. Larger breasts were typically considered a low class thing. The romans and greeks made the large breast women into a comedy joke.

>> No.53053398

>>53053362
What a perfect society. Instead of keeping the lower classes in check with goyslop and constant propaganda they give them breeding cows with massive honkers.

>> No.53053405

>>53053337
I seen c-beams no cap fr fr.

>> No.53053417

>>53051860
JUST

>> No.53053432

>>53053353
in the end this turned into deflation, would made people not want to spend money in Japan, doubled by the fact asians already tend to save money by default

>> No.53053465

>>53053432
>imagine being able to retire by just saving your currency
The horror

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>>53053136
well fren at least we can both agree if you didn't take profit two years ago you're retarded

>> No.53053491

>>53053465
it was good for the 80s generation, less good for the current generation because everything is stagnant and there's like 0% growth in every sector, in the end you need a balance of saving and spending to create a good future

>> No.53053498

Is the market, dare I say it, oversold

>> No.53053515

>>53053481
Well yeah. I admit I took profit at $50 (got in at $6) because I didn't think it was going to turbo squeeze. I made a lot of money off it. Not life changing, but enough to help pay for a good chunk of my education.
I don't understand the cult thing. Do they not understand how corrupt Wall Street is? They will never let a squeeze like that happen for at least another decade.

>>53053491
A decent balance is ok. 2% yearly inflation (now 8%) is retarded. I'm ok with .5% max.

>> No.53053521

stfu about GME

>> No.53053527

>>53053240
it started as a small risk. then the market went down unexpectedly this morning, so i doubled down. then again at the false bottom at noon. then fuck it why not go all in at 4pm. its put credit spreads, so i just need a small upward movement and ill be okay. fingers crossed. if not, its back to the wage cage for a few months and then ill do it all over again

>> No.53053532

holy shit. Those BOIL calls hurt like a motherfucker this morning. Fuck you.

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>>53053481
I bought at $11, sold at $400 and $350, and then made another 50% on SOXL and lost every ounce of gains i made on both this year
Ive only just gotten back to breakeven

>> No.53053558

>>53052410
Holy shit don't listen to these retards, anon, you should be able to read a companies financial statements to filter out all the dogshit companies. There are various educational youtube series and websites like investopedia that will help you with this. As well you could read a textbook like Security Analysis. If you don't want to put the effort into learning this just dump all you cash into VOO

>> No.53053567
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53053567

>>53053537
would you do it again if you could? i would

>> No.53053577

>>53053527
>unexpectedly

>> No.53053583

>>53053288
>>53053362
I wouldn't mind a source on these stats.

>> No.53053593

>>53053583
Sir this is smg

>> No.53053594

>>53053288
> large breasts dont actually produce more milk. Size doesnt affect milk production at all.
I don't believe you

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53053595

TA is saying we make a short term bottom bounce then crash hard. Astrology is saying this will be real bottom.

What to believe?

>> No.53053607

>>53053567
It was definitely a hell of a ride

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>>53053532
You bought calls. On a 2x leveraged ETF. Involving a trade colloquially named "the widowmaker".

>> No.53053642

>>53053593
Well yeah, that's why I'm looking for source on tiddie information. You saw the earlier anon, thinking it was about scarcity. That's what I thought it was too. I think I'm a big titted chubby chaser, and a natural saver, because deep down I'm afraid I won't be able to provide for myself/her. But I'm realizing that saving 45% of my gross income is retarded.

>> No.53053648

>>53053608
>Involving a trade colloquially named "the widowmaker".
wtf do you mean?
>>53053594
My wife, Lauren, has tiny breasts

>> No.53053653

>>53053642
I am the earlier anon.
I remember reading about it somewhere. I don't have a research paper in front of me, kek. Cmon dude. Do your own research. I'm here for stocks.

>> No.53053658

>>53053648
>wtf do you mean?
Shorting Japanese government bonds and trading natural gas futures are known as widowmaker trades because an inordinate number of traders have killed themselves with both.

>> No.53053662

>>53053594
I didn't either, hence me requesting proof...but Google seems to agree with him.

>> No.53053673

>>53053312
yeah they are crazy penny pinchers, they have a nice government pension (state university professor) that and social security is way more than they can ever spend.. my dad told me his investment accounts wont ever be touched and will be passed to us... thats just how they live, no nice cars, owned the same modest home since the early 80s etc, only real vacations were funded by the univeristy for research
so im saying why worry about a 401k??

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If breasts don't affect breast production or anything related to feeding a child then why do breasts get so much bigger when someone gets pregnant.
All the info on boob's and breast milk says, "uh actually if you're overweight it affects production so small is just as good as big.
.
If it didn't affect milk production we wouldn't waste energy getting bigger breasts before birth.
Checkmate.

>> No.53053684

>>53053658
kek. Well you live and you learn. At least I have my private jet.

>>53053675
Breasts are a meme. Look at Alexis Texas and Maya Bijou. Lil tiny boobies, but it doesn't matter because they're 10/10 irl

>> No.53053686

>>53053673
>>53053312
on the other hand im considering accusing them of being satanic demons and not allowing them to see their grandkids as another option but then id have to save for retirement

>> No.53053692
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Liking small breasts = pedo

>> No.53053695

>>53053684
Post hands

>> No.53053718

>>53053692
>Australians are actually this retarded
It's not my fault chicks with a fat ass tend to not have big knockers

>> No.53053724

>>53053718
>Australians
???????????

>> No.53053744

>>53053724
Australia bans the use of women with small tits in porn
I think that's what he's referring to

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Credit market debt is $650 billion due to interest rates...should I be worried or nah?

>> No.53053754

plus three percent tomrrow, check 'em

>> No.53053756

>>53053745
If credit card bills are a problem, wagies can just get another job. There are literally millions of Amazon shelves waiting to be stocked, burgers to be grilled, and toilets to be cleaned under the masterful tutelage of our own John Rocker.

>> No.53053757

>>53053744
Checked and correct, you can't make a porn with a lady with a-cups and I believe that restriction carries over to their brothels as well. Granted Australia is probably the only place on earth more cucked than Canada so they never really had a chance to begin with, but small tits on chicks can be kino. Especially if they have a dumptruck ass.

>> No.53053764

>>53053744
>>53053757
That's dumb. Dumber than the Jap pussy censoring. I don't even like Asian girls, but how am I gonna know if shit's all pixelated.

>> No.53053788

>>53053757
speaking of brothels
how do i ask for a HJ at the local chinese massage parlor?
how do i upgrade that to a BJ and know that she’ll swallow?
i was thinking of just setting out a couple $20 on a side table or something and hoping she justknows.jpg

>> No.53053796

I had a multi hour dream exploring a future AI world. There was an arcade with an X-Men machine with about 20 arcade stick spots, each dedicated to a different mutant was pretty cool.

Anyway it was interesting talking with a scientist in it about the increasing feeling of possibly being AI ourselves as we interacted with the intelligent androids. Since it was a dream I had all characters disappear except me and the scientist and he was spooked / certain he was AI after that but nah, just a figment of simulation. I told him the best way to be sure you aren't a sim or npc is to just delve into the complicated structures of your brain and thoughts, it should be complex and not like a text output as npcs and Sims just have very simple consciousnesses.

>> No.53053816

not enjoying this krampus krash to be quite honest

>> No.53053823

>>53053724
Get out newfag.

>> No.53053834

>>53053796
AR dreams are interesting. Walking down the street and switching to some AR view and seeing a crazy anime chick doing a fancy dance then click out and it's a chubby dorky girl standing there. The interesting part was you saw way more of people's personality and interests than conveyed through clothes and looks.

>> No.53053839

>>53053745
Someone is getting fucked on defaults. Theres some warning signs flashing already in the used car market that people are underwater on their car loans and then when they try and trade it in now they are down bad on two loans.

>> No.53053850
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53053850

i love her so much bros...

>> No.53053856

>>53053839
Looking forward to buying a better car for a decent price this summer.
The icing would be if Carvana goes bankrupt. They hoard so many vehicles its insane to jack up prices.

>> No.53053864

>>53051945
Lower than zero? That is some Jewish quantum math you are courting.

>> No.53053867

>>53053648
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/w/widow-maker.asp

>> No.53053878

>>53053788
Oh boy... Alright, here: you want to inquire about that stuff at a parlor you know is a whorehouse, you just ask about "extras". They'll take it from there.

>> No.53053879

>>53053856
aren't they bankrupt? Their bond yields are already 30%+
Carmax is also taking a fat dicking as they kept buying to try and build inventory and now are sitting on rapidly depreciating assets.

>> No.53053881

>>53053823
You know, I want to retort that, but I'm embarrassed to admit how long I've been here.

>> No.53053886

Japan needs to pay people for having kids or we're gonna run out of cute Asians real fast bros. Then they'll be convinced to import members of a certain race and well...the rest is history.

>> No.53053888

>>53053867
Gamestop at $4 will be one

>> No.53053891

>>53053788
You don't just walk in and ask for a hj/bj, you go in and get a massage. At some point they'll ask if you'd like anything else or ask the question directly, and if you say yes they just add it to your tab.

>> No.53053898

>>53053878
we’ve got one here
i don’t want to get ripped off though

>> No.53053900

>>53053879
>aren't they bankrupt
They are, but they still refuse to sell their cars for a discount below market value because they are retarded and would rather go bankrupt then miss out on potential gains.

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>>53053850
Is that my Liz?

>> No.53053902

>>53053891
kek im imagining your classic /smg/ autist just walking in and asking for 'one handjob please'

>> No.53053909

>>53053886
Actually genetic engineering, selecting parents, surrogacy, and artificial wombs will increase physical attractiveness more. Just need literal baby factories

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>>53053901
no, my Lizzie

>> No.53053916

>>53051945
Misallocation of capital resources and a lack of innovation. Japan is a heavily import based country, but so far haven't made progress in defeating their dependency.. They don't manufacture very much and their tech isn't that innovative. They exist and survive because they lack niggers. The Japanese citizen is highly productive.

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>>53053816
Got 6 more months to get use to us slowly crabbing downward, you'll learn to love it soon enough

>> No.53053925

>>53053867
>The most famous widow maker trade is shorting Japanese government bonds
Always do the opposite of what they tell you. How do I short Japanese bonds?

>> No.53053931

>>53053900
Its desperation probably, rather than capitulate they are hoping someone helicopters in stacks of money for them to rebuild. The zombieco bubble is popping though.

>> No.53053946

>>53053902
If tinny can figure it out, anyone can

>> No.53053953

I lost money in the market this year how do I profit from this? redpill me on tax harvesting

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>>53053914
At least you aren't a pedo who loves negative booba.

>> No.53053966

>>53053914
>>53053954
holy shit i just realized my gf looks like this.. boobas bigger tho

>> No.53053969

>>53053953
You were supposed to sell today. The trade has to settle in the year you want to harvest loss from.

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>>53053953
>I lost money how do I profit from this

>> No.53053975
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Are we posting our wives?

>> No.53053978

>>53053969
I sold two months ago

>> No.53053980

>>53053975
Lol is this that twitch tranny?

>> No.53053990
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53053990

i just want Lizzie or a reasonable facsimile, is that too much to ask?

>> No.53053991
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>>53053953
You have to have gains for it. But its selling in Dec certain assets at a loss to negate tax burden of previous realized gains in the same year. Also today was the last day to do that.

>> No.53053997

>>53053909
everyone will pick white babies, whites win

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>>53053980
She's not trans. She's a very manly man.

>> No.53054013

I almost forgot but didn't
>>53054007
>>53054007
>>53054007
>>53054007

>> No.53054023

>>53054002
>Jude
Its like pottery

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>>53054002
The epitome of masculinity.

>> No.53054037

>>53053978
Then you're good to go

>> No.53054095

>>53052679
I knew I should have dumped all my Qs before this year. I feel like a massive retard taking this haircut.

>> No.53055207

>>53052096
What platform is this?