/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53049467]

>>53047924 I'm opening an anime milkers themed restaurant

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Kashima
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for GME fanbois
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.53049483]

I'm gonna need that suicide prevention number soon lol

[Anonymous No.53049496]

Could a maid cafe be profitable in the west?

[Anonymous No.53049512]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53049515]

Hello, I would like to announce that for my new years resolution I will not be respecting women, jews or minorities.

[Anonymous No.53049514]

anybody here drive McLaren?
how do hoes like it?

[Anonymous No.53049522]

>>53049496
Anything can be profitable in the west if you can get past the zoning restrictions

[Anonymous No.53049525]

Nasdaq like 2% from June lows and no corrective b wave yet? Seriously? If this is still wave a down we are going to end up at with the SPY at like 320…

[Anonymous No.53049526]

>>53049467
>anime milkers themed restaurant
I approve

[Anonymous No.53049530]

Bobros should i sell or? Im up 40%

[Anonymous No.53049533]

>>53049483
Best we can offer is a Jeremy Irons webm

[Anonymous No.53049535]

Powell deserves the worst for what he's done to Americans, this is retarded and unnecessary

[Anonymous No.53049539]

Santa rally soon, my fellow apes!

>>53049515
Thank you for your service.

[Anonymous No.53049549]

>>53049530
>Der Dämonenjude

[Anonymous No.53049555]

Fuck /SMG/ Im going to break my NoFap again. I hate you all

[Anonymous No.53049563]

>>53049525
Bottom is 180, retard.

[Anonymous No.53049567]

>>53049496
I think there is one in Atlanta, which somehow manages to be the most weeb city in America.

[Anonymous No.53049569]

>>53049533
Better than nothing desu, love that film

[Anonymous No.53049570]

>>53049525
The summer rally looks like a B wave, but could also be an X. tbf it looks all like flat correction on the higher time frames.

[Anonymous No.53049574]

>>53049535
He's the only person on Earth capable of and willing to fight inflation. If he didn't do what he's doing, we would be months away from actual, no-shit Venezuelan collapse.

[Anonymous No.53049580]

>>53049567
Probably the buck breaking fetish

[Anonymous No.53049581]

>>53049530
I'm up 100% on BILI and I'm still holding strong. Anime will be real soon.

[Anonymous No.53049585]

>>53049467
I love big circular titties. Titties that get pushed up by bras.
>tfw will never be able to cum inside an anime whore even if I become rich

[Anonymous No.53049590]

just capitulate to Der Bärenkrabbe
it is inevitable

[Anonymous No.53049591]

>>53049555
Whacking off to 2D hoes is very good for your portfolio. You trade better with post nut clarity enabled. Just, don't buy SOXL...

[Anonymous No.53049596]

>>53049574
You fell for that lie huh? Wow, next you're going to believe it's just a coincidence all his coworkers sold at the top?

[Anonymous No.53049600]

>>53049585
actually you can do that tonight by lucid dreaming

[Anonymous No.53049604]

>>53049574
inflation is under control

[Anonymous No.53049605]

Its my birthday /smg/. Where are my presents?

[Anonymous No.53049607]

Drv is finally showing life again

[Anonymous No.53049622]

BUDDY THE $JNK COMPUTER

2023 WILL BE A BLOODBATH

[Anonymous No.53049624]

we just ignoring the fact that apple is gonna close at the lows of the day?

[Anonymous No.53049629]

>>53049496
>Could a maid cafe be profitable in the west?
It already exists

[Anonymous No.53049630]

>>53049607
That one's mostly office real estate, no? Last I checked it residential was not a big part of its shorts.

[Anonymous No.53049631]

Based thread

[Anonymous No.53049644]

>>53049624
I prefer pears

[Anonymous No.53049649]

truflation nigger is back
yeah we have way more dumping to go

[Anonymous No.53049652]

>>53049629
That's a race track

[Anonymous No.53049653]

>>53049624
Considering I hold some shares (that I deeply regret buying), the answer is yes, I will totally ignore AAPL for the forseeable future

[Anonymous No.53049659]

>>53049605

[Anonymous No.53049662]

>>53049467
JESUS Apple below 126

[Anonymous No.53049672]

>>53049605
Happy birthday anon, have this latina

[Anonymous No.53049671]

>>53049629
Invest in ticker BOOBA

[Anonymous No.53049673]

>>53049596
What lie do you think I'm "falling" for? I'm saying that inflation is/was real for a variety of reasons, that it could have been countered by a variety of policies, and that seemingly the only ones actually taken have been SPR dumping (arguable whether that's anything more than a short term solution that makes it worse in the long term) and financial conditions tightening more than a nun's snatch.

Powell's responsible for the latter. Shitty forecasts/lying communications and insider trading are beside the point.

>>53049604
Not really. Especially if oil computer doesn't drop into the 60s.

[Anonymous No.53049677]

TSLA will scam pump and niggers (bobos) with seethe

[Anonymous No.53049686]

>>53049672
She looks niggerx

[Anonymous No.53049687]

Apes, if we all buy leveraged longs on the SPY we can trigger an epic short sqeeze XD

[Anonymous No.53049688]

>>53049622
Pretend I posted a lewd girl with her legs apart saying "Check yield spreads" or something.

[Anonymous No.53049711]

>>53049673
He waited too long to tighten, and now will steer the economy off a cliff

[Anonymous No.53049713]

>>53049672

[Anonymous No.53049716]

>>53049686
nigga is the female term, nigger is the male term
please stop appropriating our latin heritage for your woke pozzed nonsense

[Anonymous No.53049722]

Man HYG down 1.2% all but guarantees SPY is blood red tomorrow. It always bottoms before SPY. And that move down is like the equivalent of a 3% down day

20k in SOXS and 5k in Jan calls but fuck I may not be short enough

[Anonymous No.53049725]

2022 is over and the market never recovered...

[Anonymous No.53049727]

>>53049673
And if it does? Getting into late winter in the northern hemisphere, seasonally oil drops, and with housing and construction looking worse than 2008/9, oil might not recover. China opening was over hyped

[Anonymous No.53049734]

>>53049686
>>53049713
I'm sorry /smg/ became fag central, finance is for chads that have had sex

[Anonymous No.53049740]

>>53049711
Sure, I agree. But if we're talking hypotheticals, I'd say this hard landing recession/depression buys our empire more time than if Powell continued to twiddle his thumbs.

[Anonymous No.53049741]

Hey Mumu where’s that Santa Rally? No pivot?

[Anonymous No.53049749]

>The santa rally isn't happening

[Anonymous No.53049752]

>>53049567
BLEGGGHHH

[Anonymous No.53049758]

>>53049630
Thats even better. Commercial real estate is overvalued

[Anonymous No.53049759]

>>53049725
Jpow signalled a pivot using coded blinks of his eyes at the last FOMC, anon.

[Anonymous No.53049761]

>>53049496
Yes. There are a ton of anime fans now. In fact i bet everyone below 40 would be totally ok with a maid themed cafe. International anime sales now outpaces domestic japan sales.

[Anonymous No.53049768]

>>53049483
Just make sure you don't call the Government of Canada number

[Anonymous No.53049770]

>>53049752
only nigger i'd trust is one i could whip

[Anonymous No.53049771]

>>53049686
She's a proud mestizo chud

[Anonymous No.53049772]

>>53049761
maid cafes don't work outside of asia because of ugly fat fuck american """""women"""""

see>>53049761

[Anonymous No.53049778]

>>53049752
Me on the left.

[Anonymous No.53049786]

You guys relize 2023 will be much worse

[Anonymous No.53049787]

>>53049629
A maid cafe doesnt show that much skin. Plus only busted looking chicks go to hooters to work there.
>>53049772
>fat fuck american """""women"""""
You are probably right. Attractive Americans dont really exist anymore.

[Anonymous No.53049799]

>>53049786
We are aware

[Anonymous No.53049802]

>>53049687
Santa wont let AMC collapse.

[Anonymous No.53049807]

>>53049771
stop

[Anonymous No.53049808]

>Appl SOXL Dis bros?!? Not like this...

[Anonymous No.53049812]

ty bobo ii made $1000 today

[Anonymous No.53049820]

>>53049752
You thought the maids would look like this?! That's why it has to be a virtual restaurant with customized waitresses.

[Anonymous No.53049821]

>>53049786
That RT christmas commercial is probably going to be accurate.

[Anonymous No.53049823]

This year we went straight down, the last week of the year there was no santa rally. Next year can't POSSIBLY be any worse. I am certain that things will start to look up :)

[Anonymous No.53049824]

>>53049496
they're too dangerous to be profitable

[Anonymous No.53049825]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.53049826]

>>53049771
she definitely is a mestizo chud

[Anonymous No.53049830]

>>53049799
Then hold SQQQ I'm up 37% this year just from swing trading it from may onward

[Anonymous No.53049836]

>>53049672
How do I long latinas

[Anonymous No.53049837]

The last 23 years of my life have been a waste... worse than a waste even, a net negative
>>53049825
-1.35%

[Anonymous No.53049842]

>>53049812
anytime, bobo will be running the markets until mid 2023 minimum

[Anonymous No.53049845]

>>53049825
down another 1%

[Anonymous No.53049846]

>>53049787
even the fugliest, most washboard japs are still lithe and cute enough to be fuckable with the lights on
amerifats on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.53049848]

>>53049752
Would probably hose down the slam pig on the bottom right. Day 5 NoFap is doing some shit to my brain

[Anonymous No.53049849]

>>53049398
>>53049374
i started with nothing and was born in a trailer park
My top holding is VOO and VTIP

[Anonymous No.53049851]

>>53049823
It’s ok anon just breathe

[Anonymous No.53049861]

I bought and sold cresy. It has soared 15% since then

[Anonymous No.53049864]

>>53049727
>seasonally oil drops
The bulk of the drop is from October to December. Depending on your years, Jan-Mar is crab or maybe a couple %.

>housing and construction looking worse than 2008/9, oil might not recover. China opening was over hyped
2008 and 2009 each decreased oil demand about 1%, and that was over months and months. Assume our window to return to 60 is within the next couple months and you're talking a fraction of that, less than 1m bpd.

Meanwhile every Chinaman will have gotten over the WuFlu and is traveling for Lunar New Year in a few weeks. That recovers 2m bpd. To say nothing of January being the first 0 barrel SPR month.

And lest we forget the strongest bull argument: Cramer said he expects to see oil at 65.

[Anonymous No.53049867]

>tfw spy is not at lows despite every stock being at lows
how do these kikes pull this off?

[Anonymous No.53049868]

DING DING DING DING! how did you anons do today?

i recovered my losses and made a profit today, glad i held since yesterday. i don't want to hold anything for longer than a few days considering how volatile the market is now, so i probably would've had another loss if i had sold yesterday. there's also the potential to make MORE profit tomorrow and friday, but i'm taking small steps with this strategy and see how it goes.

[Anonymous No.53049870]

>>53049848
you need help
t. jacked off like 2 hours ago

[Anonymous No.53049871]

>>53049836
Longing latinas is a mistake. They promise a divy, but it turns out they reinvest into the company until it's bloated and unmanageable.

[Anonymous No.53049876]

>>53049867
all the boring stocks you never think about are almost at ATH in the spy.

[Anonymous No.53049878]

>>53049752
>left
would desu

[Anonymous No.53049879]

I ironically bought 5 shares of Tesla today as a joke

[Anonymous No.53049881]

>>53049848
i'm on day 7 no fap, i'm having dreams about my penis screaming at me and i still wouldnt fuck a single one of those "women"

[Anonymous No.53049882]

>everyone talking about divys
reminder that if you hold REITs in your roth ira the dividends are completely tax free

[Anonymous No.53049884]

>last minute dump into close
lmao, I wonder what happens tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53049887]

>Links for GME fanbois

Remove this from the OP or we GME fanbois will continue to join /smg/ breads.

100% OF THE FLOAT WILL BE DRS
GME IS GOING TO SQUEEZE

[Anonymous No.53049892]

>>53049878
ngl the niggress on the far left is by far the most attractive girl in the pic

[Anonymous No.53049891]

>>53049864
chinaman isnt travelling. Overhyped. And I still dont know who that Cramer is supposed to be. Nobody cares for some supposed social media attention whore

[Anonymous No.53049895]

>>53049867
anon don't look at GIS, ADM, XOM, PEP, KO

[Anonymous No.53049894]

>>53049876
so do we short those boring companies or long the shitcoins?

[Anonymous No.53049896]

>>53049825
+ 2.8%

[Anonymous No.53049901]

>>53049836
Latinas are like leveraged ETFs, you only swing trade them, you don't hold them long term.

[Anonymous No.53049902]

>>53049871
>what are daughterwives
Growth is great compared to indian heifers

[Anonymous No.53049903]

>>53049884
Isn't it obvious? Jobless claims come in at -700k and SPY rallies 5%.

[Anonymous No.53049906]

>>53049882
What REITs do you like?

[Anonymous No.53049910]

What if I only buy good companies?

[Anonymous No.53049911]

>>53049894
short them. money shifted from overvalued tech into boring shit with no growth potential.
now they're all sitting at 35 PE while rates are still tight, pretending recession isn't coming.

[Anonymous No.53049922]

>>53049868
Same as usual I suppose.

[Anonymous No.53049923]

>>53049891
>chinaman isnt travelling. Overhyped.
Nothing will stop the Chinaman unleashed on the world.

[Anonymous No.53049932]

>>53049892
dasrite

you ever talked to teh blacks from atlanta tho?
lmao heaviest accent in the US bar none
basically unintelligible

[Anonymous No.53049938]

>>53049902
uhh i dont think you can actually do that irl

[Anonymous No.53049942]

>>53049932
I live here

[Anonymous No.53049953]

>>53049910
Well are you buying them at a good price?

[Anonymous No.53049967]

>>53049923
The bookings from slant eyes dont come even close to pre 2019 levels. Chinas economy is coughing and wont magically restart because some commies signed a few papers

[Anonymous No.53049971]

>>53049942
then you wouldnt understand
i remember some poor bastard when i went to highschool got moved up from ATL to western NY
poor bastard couldnt get fucking anyone to make heads or tails of what he said lmao

used to play chess against him
dude killed it desu
niggers and chess is real shit

[Anonymous No.53049975]

>>53049938
>daughters can be taught to cook
>its seen as perfectly normal for a parent to hug and kiss
>only thing you shouldnt do is put your dick in it legally
>but socialization of raising them typically prevents boner
You are pretty much good. If you want JNK tier yields you can be a stepdaddy to a Latina with kids already.

[Anonymous No.53049979]

>>53049467
B A S E D
A A
S S
E E
D D

[Anonymous No.53049984]

>>53049911
Why is a p/e of 35 necessarily a place from where they will keep going down?
I asked this last thread and didn't get an answer then, not going to get a proper answer now
P/e of 35 is fucking low comparative to where they were a year ago
You're expecting a "perfect" scenario where everything goes to 10

[Anonymous No.53049988]

>>53049906
I'm a boglehead so I just hold the index. VNQ FREL.

The problem is that there are a ton of sectors. The top 10 reits in the index are commercial, industrial warehouses, data centers, gambling resorts, fiber internet, etc. You'd ideally want one or two from each one.

I know for commercial O and NNN are amazing, residential is hard because there is no "big one" you just have to hold a handful. As usual just look at the fundamentals

[Anonymous No.53049996]

>>53049906
ABR

[Anonymous No.53050000]

>>53049967
>The bookings from slant eyes dont come even close to pre 2019 levels.
Citation needed. Particularly using data literally from today or yesterday.

[Anonymous No.53050003]

>>53049984
because when I give you proper answers you ignore them. watch and learn, its the only way.

[Anonymous No.53050010]

>>53049825
+0.46

[Anonymous No.53050015]

We're going down to the 2020 low aren't we

[Anonymous No.53050024]

>>53050015
Oh please, we haven't even really broken the November lows.

[Anonymous No.53050026]

>>53049836
Long Medicaid and EBT.

[Anonymous No.53050027]

>>53050015
Yes, all gains made after March 2020 when the printer was turned on are fake

[Anonymous No.53050035]

>>53050000
living in a country that is in essence just a tourist trap. You would expect from all the artificial media hype that hotels would be booked out, it isnt the case

[Anonymous No.53050041]

did you fags buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.53050047]

>>53050015
that would be the greatest loss ever, hopefully it's just the US and china pumps, bored of this 60% US market shit

[Anonymous No.53050050]

I need a wake up call

[Anonymous No.53050061]

>>53050015
I'm personally hoping we can push to the 2008 lows.

[Anonymous No.53050063]

>>53050015
no we're going to the 2008 top

[Anonymous No.53050070]

>>53050041
why does this feel like complete bull shit. So much of that wealth is probably fictitious

[Anonymous No.53050071]

>>53050026
Someone is profiting off beaner child labour in the US.

[Anonymous No.53050082]

I forgot to sell my puts...

[Anonymous No.53050109]

>>53049825
Made 115% on my southwest puts I bought yesterday, might keep going down but I took profits so I wouldn’t have to worry about it gapping up overnight or some dumb shit

[Anonymous No.53050110]

>>53050015
We are breaking covid lows and then some.

[Anonymous No.53050114]

>>53050003
I just knew I would get some cunty answer like that
Just hope other anons are taking notes

[Anonymous No.53050119]

Why didn;t you invest in Argentina?

Day Weekly Monthly YoY
Merval 3.56% 12.25% 20.03% 140.33%

[Anonymous No.53050123]

>>53050050

[Anonymous No.53050126]

>>53049849
Based fellow trailer trash bro. Shit was so embarrassing I refuse to let my future kids grow up like that

[Anonymous No.53050127]

>>53049901
kek, but if you cum near them they get pregnant

[Anonymous No.53050129]

Did someone shoot Santa?
Did bulls actually believe bear market was over?

[Anonymous No.53050130]

>>53049882
this is the worst time to get into reits

[Anonymous No.53050149]

>>53049825
humble n happy. gl to everyone else tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53050150]

>>53050130
Many reits are trading below nav. However reits only updated their property values quarterly and you have to big trust.

[Anonymous No.53050152]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53050153]

>>53050119
I did. Up 213% on VIST this year.

[Anonymous No.53050162]

is $2,000,000 too much for this place?

[Anonymous No.53050174]

>>53049825
I made 3k but lost over 8k in shorting last week so I’m holding on for a while I guess unless we get ar least two or three more days like that soon.

[Anonymous No.53050182]

>>53050114
he actually gave you p good advice a couple posts ago desu
overpriced memedaq """tech"""shit has been needing a come-uppance for like over half a decade, it just couldnt happen thanks to the endless QE summer

now the cheap borrowed money is gone and so less of it is getting pumped into these dumb cult of personality companies
go figure

[Anonymous No.53050184]

>>53050150
the prices of housing has peaked, rents are not going up from last year. it's fine if you have them probably but they're not going anywhere and i wouldn't be surprised if some are going away

[Anonymous No.53050203]

>>53049910
companies aren't good they're gay

[Anonymous No.53050209]

Looks like everyone is ready for another leg down

[Anonymous No.53050214]

>>53049825
1 trade mommie

[Anonymous No.53050216]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.53050232]

>>53050184
reits r scawwwy rn desu
theres a reason they net you junk bond tier divvys

[Anonymous No.53050236]

>>53050182
You're evading my point the same way he did.
Why the fuck is 35 too high for a p/e and why would it necessarily go down from here when p/es for tech were in the hundreds and even thousands only a few months ago?
If people were looking for a correction it's done

[Anonymous No.53050242]

>baggie still here
you still using that weird as trading platform that had comic sans as its font?

>tfw you miss lunchbro

[Anonymous No.53050244]

>>53050041
Hey! I made this fake data! Thanks for spreading it anon!

[Anonymous No.53050257]

highest put/call ratio in three months, mumu is rekt

[Anonymous No.53050258]

>>53050232
well no they have the tax rules to force it. but too many boomers on seaking alpha think you can just buy and forget it. i'm a bagholder for nyrt because they went private and $700 is still tied up in my account that i can't liquidate. who knew new york real estate could go bad amirite?

[Anonymous No.53050260]

>>53050209
Just seems to be likely at this point. Plus no big bounce yet.

[Anonymous No.53050285]

>>53050236
Maybe you're right, we should write to hedge funds and tell them Previous PE should be tracked as an important predictor of future prices. and added as an indicator on tradingview and other platforms.

[Anonymous No.53050293]

>>53050258
>rents slowing
>property value growth slows
>slashes divvy

[Anonymous No.53050296]

>>53050184
As long as they yield more than treasuries, and can probably sustain that yield, I'm ok buying some REITs. I don't see much appreciation potential for real estate in general right now, but a lot of REITs haven't pumped like the housing market itself did. Its hard to see the type of sustained deflationary recession that'd really kill REITs. Maybe they sell off for a few months, but then the Fed steps in and pumps boomer's bags. You've got that free insurance when you buy boomer shit.

[Anonymous No.53050325]

>>53050296
>Its hard to see the type of sustained deflationary recession
that's where you're wrong bucko

[Anonymous No.53050327]

>>53050258
>too many boomers on seaking alpha think you can just buy and forget it.
yea exactly
idk anytime i see something with like fucking 8% or something crazy i know theres another shoe that can and will drop on my balls HARD at any given point and that i need to keep on my toes with it

nvm how bleak house market looks rn

[Anonymous No.53050333]

>>53050257
Doesn’t this mean that there are more puts than calls right now?

[Anonymous No.53050343]

>>53050242
it was the elder scrolls: wall st
iirc

[Anonymous No.53050354]

>>53050333
that were bought during this cash session yes

[Anonymous No.53050372]

>>53050285
I actually think that's a good idea, I already contacted Cathie Wood about it

[Anonymous No.53050377]

>>53050354
Doesn’t that mean that big money will rip the market up to crush those puts, or am I not understanding

[Anonymous No.53050380]

/biz/ was seething so hard in the /entg/ thread I made yesterday saying I was delusional and my idea would never work, and one day later I already have a client. Get fucked, /biz/

[Anonymous No.53050384]

>>53050333
Yeah, everyone can see it coming. The next Fed meeting is going to be the final nail in the coffin for pivoters.

[Anonymous No.53050401]

>>53049604
>copeflationchart.com
kek

[Anonymous No.53050413]

>>53050384
Another tard who can't into fedwatch

[Anonymous No.53050419]

>>53050327
again that's not quite right. reits are a trust structure that say the fund pays out most of the profits every quarter in return for the shareholders paying all the company tax. they are a (relatively) honest setup but it still has real estate market risks.
young people i don't think should do it the tax rules work better for old people, that's why that one guy was suggesting it for iras. it seems like an awful real estate market so i wouldn't buy in regardless but hey someone can prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.53050421]

>>53050296
i mean reits sometimes go tits up even when stuffs good
its kinda the nature of an asset thats just a bunch of random assorted jumbled up property debt

you just gotta be not retarded about it and ya know actually read wtf is in them

[Anonymous No.53050436]

>>53050384
Can you explain this to me in some more detail? My thought was that retail would barrel into shorting now that we’ve been drilling down for a couple of weeks and big money might try to crush those shorts soon

[Anonymous No.53050440]

>>53050333
yes the puts/calls the / means over so puts are over the calls

[Anonymous No.53050463]

>>53050384
when's the next meeting, 17 jan?

[Anonymous No.53050473]

>>53049752
Dude it’s Atlanta, what did you expect?

[Anonymous No.53050482]

>>53050377
eventually yes this sort of accumulation leads to a bear market rally, and maybe won't even feel it for 1 week as retail is lulled into a sense of security. the last print we had this high was 8/23. look at the spy daily chart from 8/23. the flip indicator to buy calls will be a giant spike on $uvol

[Anonymous No.53050489]

>>53050258
>>53050327
Guess where on this chart my portfolio was something like 75% REM

[Anonymous No.53050493]

>>53050436
If retail was bearish where it counted they wouldn’t be out over 650 billion dollars altogether this year. There are still people on wallstreetbets and stocktwits saying we’re going to 400 or 500 in a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.53050497]

anyone have zerohedge premium? I want to read an article.

[Anonymous No.53050509]

>>53050489
6/30

[Anonymous No.53050513]

>>53050463
FOMC minutes is on the 4th.

[Anonymous No.53050525]

>>53050482
So I wasn’t entirely retarded for buying TQQQ yesterday expecting a near future pump

[Anonymous No.53050537]

>>53050497
zerohedge copypastad one of my schizoposts once

youre honestly better off here

[Anonymous No.53050543]

>>53050463
Fed doenst meet in Jan. Check their calender.

[Anonymous No.53050553]

>>53050537
I enjoy reading about the options autism

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/lot-long-gamma-right-now-goldman-trading-desk-most-important-market-dynamics-year-end

[Anonymous No.53050569]

>>53050525
depends on your risk tolerance and how long it takes to start the next leg down. my money is still on spy 350p 3/17

[Anonymous No.53050570]

>>53050525
What if you go down another 3 trading days before it starts to spike? Lot of ground to cover

[Anonymous No.53050574]

>>53050489
JUST

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53050576]

I got an extra 300k just sitting around getting eaten by the inflation. Should I just give it to Cathy Wood's, or is she not done losing people's money?

[Anonymous No.53050596]

>>53050576
She just bought 3.2 milly worth of COIN, so do with that info what you will

[Anonymous No.53050602]

>>53050493
My thinking was a lot of the cope attached to Tesla etc. I saw tweets of tards (women) asking how to short big tech, which last time was my signal to buy TQQQ

[Anonymous No.53050634]

>>53050569
It’s only 100 shares, and I’ll add small pieces every time it drops 10%

>>53050570
If it rips down harshly, I’ll add a few shares here and there. I always buy too early, do some averaging, and then sell a little too early

[Anonymous No.53050645]

>>53050509
2022? No...
>>53050574
It's ok, I'm not in REM anymore. I'm 100% SPXL.

[Anonymous No.53050662]

>>53050602
as far as memelines, bloodmoons, and the variety of other divination techniques ive learned from /smg/ over the years go, inversing retards is one of the best imo

be careful tho
it might just be grils who are butthurt over twatter and think that selling stonk is "stickin it to the man" or some shit
also its never fun to be too early on those leveraged ETFs esp during crab
muh contango an shieet et al

[Anonymous No.53050669]

>>53050602
Personally I see another multi-day rally soon before the next leg down, I just don’t feel like timing it anymore. I had to day trade for hours on end to make back all the big amounts I lost in the short term so I’m just throwing 25k and letting it sit for two months since it seems to be the safest option.

[Anonymous No.53050701]

I did Brett good today. Up 6% after daily inflation.

R8 my folio

[Anonymous No.53050706]

>>53050662
Yeah, that’s why I keep my positions small. I hold a bunch of tech that’s gotten slaughtered this year, so I’ve been spending time watching SQQQ and TQQQ meme lines for months riding waves up and down. My portfolio has been power crabbing since October

>>53050669
I should probably do the same and walk away. At what point should I be dumping cash into VOO?

[Anonymous No.53050709]

>>53049761
>International sales now outpace domestic
Thats why its trash now. Weeb trannies and pedos. I grew up watching cowboy bebop gits etc. Fucking coomers ruined everything.

[Anonymous No.53050717]

>>53049496
That settles it. If I make it, I'm opening up a maid cafe. Boyfriends of the girls are welcome to hang out as long as they want.

[Anonymous No.53050725]

>>53050242
Oh shit I forgot all about baggot using that broker with the Ultima online font kek.

[Anonymous No.53050726]

>>53050701
Forgot to show exact positions. I trade the outs. Trade the front month against back month mostly.

[Anonymous No.53050728]

>>53050706
>power crabbing
lmao yea those 3xETFs track like shit when its just up/down erryday

[Anonymous No.53050734]

>>53050669
My fear is the market hasn't had its big puke yet, yes it has been slowly crabbing down all year but to truely bottom it needs to crash hard, hitting circuit breakers every day. So yes their may be a rally or maybe we are at the breaking point. What's going on with Apple is very worrisome being that it make up a huge amount of SPY.

[Anonymous No.53050740]

Imagine losing years worth of income and gains because you typed a number incorrectly once

[Anonymous No.53050742]

>>53050725
he never did give us a straight answer tho and i still dont know wtf it was

[Anonymous No.53050745]

They got him...

[Anonymous No.53050760]

>>53050745
he's some faggot's gimp now

[Anonymous No.53050785]

>>53050740
more like
>yoinks your AH stoploss

[Anonymous No.53050791]

>>53050745
i hope for his sake they kill him desu
id hate to see him go on the "apologizing to 9001 rabbis" circuit the ADL usually makes celebs go on

but what a funny legacy to go out on
literally getting the biggest disinfo outlet in history shoahd by /pol/-posting irl with a sock over his head

[Anonymous No.53050799]

>>53049467
What the fuck happened in stocks today??

[Anonymous No.53050800]

>>53050745
>>53050760
Imagine if he comes back with the Wachowskis brother treatment

[Anonymous No.53050801]

>>53050734
we're very close to the big puke
once big recession numbers come out we will crash next year

[Anonymous No.53050808]

>>53050791
>>53050745
>>53050800

[Anonymous No.53050816]

>>53049672
>metal booger piercings

If it weren't for that shit, I would dive into that FAT booty and kiss those plump lips

[Anonymous No.53050828]

>>53050799
Wanna know what happened?

You missed TSLA's bottom, that's what happened

[Anonymous No.53050829]

look at that liquidity (purple line) go!
almost making new lows, the last liquidity low was 353
if you goys think we aren't going to the shadow realm in jan you are brain damaged
we're gonna test the blue line underneath, at a minimum, and the lower liquidity falls the lower that bottom test will be
I'm expecting 3200ish

[Anonymous No.53050839]

Nasdaq Composite new closing low for 2022

[Anonymous No.53050850]

>>53050829
whats that indicator called? how do i add to chart

[Anonymous No.53050864]

>>53050734
Yeah Apple has no right to be as high as it is with all the bad news there and with how hard other trillion dollar caps like Amazon have been hit by comparison. Just a little concerned about the RSI charts, it is possible we just go right on down and stay in oversold territory for the next couple of weeks as well. I’m thankful to whoever shilled that guy Ron Walker in some thread on /biz/ a week or two back since his stuff has been pretty accurate from what I have seen but even he seems unsure on if we’ll actually bounce back up significantly again.

[Anonymous No.53050880]

>>53050864
Apple actually makes money, unlike Amazon. Amazon has alot further to fall

[Anonymous No.53050906]

>>53050880
They all make money moron. Apple will fall too, it was the most shorted stock out there for a while. What does apple do that will generate growth? Ads is the only thing and msft and amzn both are jumping into that too.

[Anonymous No.53050921]

Relative Strength Lines for Defensive Sectors/Assets

[Anonymous No.53050934]

>>53049825
Still /cashgang/. I'll make a trade at some point here sometime in the future. It might be a rebound long after this leg down is done. Went to go visit mom for lunch. She's fine.

[Anonymous No.53050936]

Relative Strength Lines for the Big Names

[Anonymous No.53050941]

I'm thinking we don't bounce back hard until we get a big deflationary print. Then le 'Pivot' meme can start all over again.

[Anonymous No.53050943]

I thought that it won't be until Q1 2023 is when Amazon dumps down to $70 a share. But from the looks of it, it might happen before New year's day kek

[Anonymous No.53050954]

>>53050943
Honestly the sooner we rip this bandaid off the better so we can go back up already. I fucking hate this year long slow bleed we have been getting.

[Anonymous No.53050959]

>>53050936
>past performance = fututre performance

[Anonymous No.53050966]

>>53050954
We’re going to crab for at least 2 years. It’s time to accumulate equity for the next bull run

[Anonymous No.53050981]

>AQB insiders are actually buying their shares
if only they didn't 3.5x the number of shares outstanding, they might actually be worth something

[Anonymous No.53050988]

>>53050906
The apple car is coming anon

[Anonymous No.53051003]

>>53050988
Nice, another addition to a bloated EV sector. Im so excited.

[Anonymous No.53051016]

>>53051003
srsly

[Anonymous No.53051015]

>>53050936
more bias that msft gonna be the best short 2023, besides usd

[Anonymous No.53051021]

>>53051003
Apples brand loyal retards will eat it up no matter how shit it is

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53051024]

>>53050745
He's probably hiding in the Mar-a-lago tunnels drinking himself silly like Rudy.

[Anonymous No.53051026]

>>53050828
I know, kicking myself for not doing longs on TSLA

But I still don't get why everything else is shitting the bed?

[Anonymous No.53051042]

>>53051026
cuz we had like 10yrs of cheap money to get here
now moneys expensive
bummer

[Anonymous No.53051060]

how much baba do I need to fuck xi's daughter?

[Anonymous No.53051063]

>futures

https://youtu.be/YuoknLsTQb8

[Anonymous No.53051076]

Is CMG a good investment and also a good place to meet women?

[Anonymous No.53051095]

>>53051060
she isnt wrong

[Anonymous No.53051100]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.53051112]

>>53051060
>might be gearing for a political career
>might be
i HAT political dynasties
even ones that dont effect me

imo all politicians in every cunt ever should be immediately and permanently sterilized, and all retroactive children gassed just so we dont have to deal with the actual modern nightmare reality that is being governed by the retarded son/daughter/xon of some fucking politician

[Anonymous No.53051114]

>>53051095
but she is wong

[Anonymous No.53051121]

>>53051114
well, its more like 70% of women

[Anonymous No.53051125]

>>53051114
she certainly isn't white.

[Anonymous No.53051166]

>>53050380
does it involve kneepads?

[Anonymous No.53051168]

>>53049999
>>53051111
It's not too late.

[Anonymous No.53051172]

>>53051060
I dont think thats her in the picture. She doesnt look that good.

[Anonymous No.53051187]

>>53051026
>>53051026
>I know, kicking myself for not doing longs on TSLA
No better time then the present anon

[Anonymous No.53051205]

>>53050850
"Fair value bands"
It's basically fed balance sheet and treasury balance sheet

[Anonymous No.53051207]

Consider peer to peer lending

[Anonymous No.53051213]

>>53051172
she doesnt look that good in the pic either tbph
even mid-range gooks are better
plus, bonus points, half of the ones near me prolly own their own nail salon in queens

[Anonymous No.53051235]

>>53051213
>own their own nail salon in queens
Kek yeah. I think long island city is now the largest chinese population outside of china or something. Not sure how true that is or isnt i dont live near nyc anymore.

[Anonymous No.53051255]

>>53051235
prolly
you could drop a bomb on the place and people would still be showing up tomorrow on the boat
nyc is one of the biggest memes in the world

[Anonymous No.53051289]

>>53051255
>nyc is one of the biggest memes in the world
True but Ill probably move back to that area soon anyway. Rural midwest sucks.

[Anonymous No.53051330]

>>53051289
>need to get back to the hustle and bustle of big city life
Have you test levels checked. Also, I wonder if spy will retest its bear market lows soon.

[Anonymous No.53051349]

>>53051060
>34
>btfo's 95% of white girls in their early twenties
How do I invest in getting an east asian wife?

[Anonymous No.53051351]

>>53050726
>YFW nobody R8 your folio

[Anonymous No.53051359]

>>53051330
>its based and trad pill to sit on a farm and do meth all day next to the cows
if you ever went out to the midwest youd see its where dreams and souls go to die. And spy will retest covid lows.

[Anonymous No.53051365]

I'm going to long medical stocks like mrna, looks like (((they))) want fearmonger and lockdown everything again soon because of China reopening

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1608207622326607872

[Anonymous No.53051378]

>>53051359
Im in Los Angeles. Ill trade you houses in a heartbeat

[Anonymous No.53051382]

>>53051359
I make my money online, so I can't relate to that. I think white, red, small towns are comfy and nice places to live.

[Anonymous No.53051394]

>>53051359
>my HECKIN AUTHENTIC ETHNIC FOOD!!!!
if you can't find joy in the country life you are not white. sorry

[Anonymous No.53051396]

>>53051365
clot shot not needed

[Anonymous No.53051410]

>>53051359
Enjoy being triple taxed in NYC. Federal, state, and city taxes. Meanwhile, I will work remotely from an income tax free state. At the very least move to Florida if you miss your bodegas and street meat rats that much.

[Anonymous No.53051466]

>>53051382
>comfy and nice places to live.
>drive an hour one way to find food store
>its all heavily processed stuff
>everyone dips tobacco
>constant spit bottles and stuff all over
>never left the country, never been to a museum or art gallery
>cant find anything on the map
>wastes all their money on junk
>house is a pile of plastic and broken walls
>no jobs outside the local mine or oil and gas
>>53051394
The entire country side is mexicans.

Anyone on biz who wants to live in the country is on the wrong board. This is about making money and investing. You go to the center of trades for that. IE NYC.

[Anonymous No.53051481]

I want to gently remind any aspiring VR cafe nerds what happens when the west get their hands on this kind of technology

Also, oil bros.. its over...

[Anonymous No.53051483]

>>53051349
tantan worked for me, even lost my virginity to a chinese girl. I owe our heavenly leader xi a shit ton. now Im ready to settle down with a white girl like webm related

[Anonymous No.53051486]

>>53051466
did you know you dont have to go in person to the NYSE to trade nowadays? mind blown bro!

[Anonymous No.53051496]

>>53049672
god i wish i could have one. bet it wouldn't be very hard to get one if you travel to their country but you are even more likely to get shot in them than in usa and need to know their language because no one speaks english

[Anonymous No.53051509]

I think I sold my SQQQ way too early

[Anonymous No.53051518]

>>53051466
>drive an hour one way to find food store
I said small towns, not villages. 20-200k people.
>actually thinks art galleries are an essential part of life
Yeah, you seem to have low test.

[Anonymous No.53051536]

>>53051483
>even lost my virginity to a chinese girl
Was she qt? City or countryside girl? Did you date her afterwards? Why didn't you marry her?

[Anonymous No.53051552]

>>53050162
>knob and tube wiring in the attic

[Anonymous No.53051554]

>>53051518
>liking art is low test
Lmao you got a goatee too dont you? The men who conquered empires had art in their houses. You arent tough for hating art. Enjoy bagholding QQQ and SPY to 2019 levels.

[Anonymous No.53051572]

>>53051554
Art museums are something you visit once, and then never again.

[Anonymous No.53051602]

Where's the Santa Rally I was promised?

[Anonymous No.53051607]

>>53051536
top tier citygirl with rich af parents. we dated for a while, had a nice date at a christmas market and fucked that night in her hotel room.
almost got her pregnant though so I ghosted her.

[Anonymous No.53051615]

>Why yes, we bought TSLA today. How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.53051616]

>>53051572
Thats what someone with a lot brain value would say.

[Anonymous No.53051617]

>>53051602
baggie went long, we aren't allowed to have good things

[Anonymous No.53051625]

>>53051602
Kancelled for Krampus Krash

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53051631]

>>53051554
Nah the low test men women dressed like women and sent men off to battle had art. The men who did the work didn't.

[Anonymous No.53051642]

>>53049901
gonna hold her like the tards gme

[Anonymous No.53051652]

>>53049467
When is this fucking meme going to die?
https://twitter.com/TarekFatah/status/1606462735541276672

[Anonymous No.53051660]

Someone bake. I have an important story to tell and I'm not wasting it on a dead thread.

[Anonymous No.53051671]

>>53051466
>live in a low cost of living quiet town with little to no crime.
>participate in local festivals and have a good friend group
>travel to places I am interested in because of low cost of living
>work from my home office in a large house on half an acre
>have a garden, and a big backyard for cook outs.
>eat healthy organic food from the nearby farms
>neighbors are other software engineers who are conservative and wanted families.
>only time I see POC's is when I fly to california to visit my mom for christmas.
anon... what is not to love.

[Anonymous No.53051677]

>>53051660
I think someone got the early baker banned yesterday, so we'll just have to hang out in this thread for a couple more days

[Anonymous No.53051692]

>>53051677
>days
Anon if he's gone this will be the last thread ever. Been fun guys. Stay safe out there.

[Anonymous No.53051702]

this is the last thread

[Anonymous No.53051707]

>>53051554
I didn't say I dislike all art, brainlet. Modern, western art is beyond garbage though.

[Anonymous No.53051713]

>>53051702
thank baby jesus maybe i can finally stop losing money

[Anonymous No.53051721]

>>53051554
here bro i splattered diarrhea on a canvas lick it up, its art

[Anonymous No.53051730]

>>53051671
Because thats not real. Most small towns dont have farms that grow local foods you eat. Its all basedbeans and corn. They arent running cute english rural 1700s countryside farms. Its giant globalhomo farms.
>>53051707
>>53051721
There isnt one art museum moron. You dont need to see modern art at all.

[Anonymous No.53051739]

>>53051702
Dont worry anon.
Some tranny will bake for literally 0 dollars in a few minutes

[Anonymous No.53051744]

>>53051739
I've heard that before...

[Anonymous No.53051751]

>>53051730
you are in the wrong place then, move to new england or the PNW if you are white.

[Anonymous No.53051753]

>>53051749

>>53051749

[Anonymous No.53051766]

>>53051615
Is this baki?

[Anonymous No.53051776]

>>53051753
Want to try that again, but with /smg/ in the subject this time?

[Anonymous No.53051781]

>>53051730
nigger I drive by a farm with a stand for fresh eggs/milk, it's unattended you just leave money in a box

[Anonymous No.53051795]

>>53051753
Based!

[Anonymous No.53051803]

Well, that was our one shot, and that anon blew it...
This really is the last /smg/

[Anonymous No.53051839]

>Page 3
It's finally over... We're free.

[Anonymous No.53051843]

>>53051803
Fuck, this is really the last /r/smg

[Anonymous No.53051858]

Baked
>>53049399
>>53049399
>>53049399

[Anonymous No.53051864]

It was an honor to shitpost

[Anonymous No.53051865]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>53051860>>53051860

[Anonymous No.53051866]

>>53051607
Faggot

[Anonymous No.53051876]

new
>>53051863
>>53051863
>>53051863

[Anonymous No.53051948]

New

>>53051904

[Anonymous No.53052070]

>>53051114

[Anonymous No.53053183]

>>53049533
Literally me, the fags on /biz/ need to learn what's really important in life.

[Anonymous No.53054197]

For me, 800lb Ryan theory
>News calls it "unhealthy"
>Too complicated for normies to understand
>Ryan rolls over my enemies for me