/smg/ STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.53047924]

Can't get a refund

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Kashima
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for GME fanbois
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>53046162

[Anonymous No.53047934]

I'm ready to suicide

[Anonymous No.53047939]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53047941]

>>53047934

[Anonymous No.53047949]

>>53047934
doituwont

[Anonymous No.53047950]

VIX is broken. Inverse HYG is the new VIX and it just made new lows

[Anonymous No.53047965]

>>53047941
god this sites so gay

[Anonymous No.53047966]

When will you be closing your SPY shorts, fellow bear bros?
How much are we going to extract from these suckers before it bounces or it’s over?

[Anonymous No.53047969]

>>53047934

[Anonymous No.53047971]

>Santa Rally

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53047973]

>>53047934
Death is a gift others deserve more than you. Don't be greedy anon.

[Anonymous No.53047976]

Puts or calls

[Anonymous No.53047981]

Yeah, I want to speak to the manager regarding a recent purchase.

[Anonymous No.53047984]

MFW 80 shares of AAPL @ $155

[Anonymous No.53047987]

my TSLA calls are working ahahahaaha

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53047990]

>>53047966
Ill close around 360 spy unless we make it down to 370 by EOD today.

[Anonymous No.53047995]

Drink some milk anon :) it's good for concentration and helps you relax when playing the market <3

[Anonymous No.53048006]

>>53047981
henlo?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53048008]

>>53047990
hows that $30 per troy ounce silver by the end of the year coming? go eat a fucking dick!

[Anonymous No.53048016]

BUDDY LOOK AT SPY COMPUTER
WHERE'S THE SANTA RALLY AT NOW MUMUS?

[Anonymous No.53048018]

>>53047990
i would like to take this time to thank you for regularly posting attractive women. it cancels out the fact that you're a namefag

[Anonymous No.53048022]

>>53047995
For me it's a nice cold Diet Bangs

[Anonymous No.53048025]

>>53047995
>>53047990
Way too many 3D thots in these threads lately. Reminder to all posters this is a 2D business and finance general.

[Anonymous No.53048029]

>>53048018
>attractive

[Anonymous No.53048032]

>>53047995
someone sleeps next to this beautiful creature.

[Anonymous No.53048040]

>>53048018
>women

[Anonymous No.53048043]

>>53047924
Can someone explain the Esoteric Symbolism of taping a fish to the cash machine. I feel there is some deep hidden meaning here, but alas it eludes me.

[Anonymous No.53048051]

>>53047992
The link is because Milan's a hotbed of illegal Chinks. Why do you think they're getting on planes despite being sick? It's because their asses are being called back to work to stitch purses.

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53048062]

>>53048008
No.

Also, silver just needs to hit $30 by 2024 for me to make bank. Which it will.

[Anonymous No.53048063]

I hope you enjoyed today's santa rally, next stop spy 200

[Anonymous No.53048066]

>>53047950
Reverse repo is breaking the VIX. No need to hedge with puts when RRR and short term treasuries are so high.

[Anonymous No.53048073]

>>53048063

[Anonymous No.53048074]

>>53047934

[Anonymous No.53048075]

Every natty gas bro who bought the dip right now is going to make it

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53048081]

>>53048018
Np bro.

Just waiting on mr snibs to calm the fuck down and let SPY dump to 370 or 360.

[Anonymous No.53048082]

>>53048043
fish = woman's vagina = manipulator of men
atm = symbol of the bank = jews
put them together and you get the destruction of the west

[Anonymous No.53048087]

>why yes I have TSLA calls and MRNA puts, how could you tell

[Anonymous No.53048091]

>>53048043

[Anonymous No.53048095]

>>53048087
uh, you just told me.

[Anonymous No.53048096]

>>53048032
Just keep working hard and you get to drink her milk and hold her hand too.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53048115]

>>53048082
I think some one is just trying to use bait to attract a Jewish cat they can bring home.

[Anonymous No.53048118]

>>53048043
no money
just fish now
trust le plan
#YE2024
Q

[Anonymous No.53048128]

>>53047924
>Everyone talking about tsla like it matters when the real big deal is Apple
Quality of this general is trash

[Anonymous No.53048134]

>>53048075
>Gambling on the weather

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53048136]

>>53048118
look i'm never voting for a basketball american, and i'm certainly never voting for an anti-semite

[Anonymous No.53048138]

Im up on the TSLA I bought yesterday. Im a genius

[Anonymous No.53048139]

>>53048043
not everything has meaning, sometimes people get drunk and do shit for the luls

[Anonymous No.53048140]

>>53048128
and that's a good thing!

[Anonymous No.53048146]

>>53048128
Yeah it broke a lower low, was the only thing holding up the market. Goodnight spy

[Anonymous No.53048153]

>AMZN's PE Ratio is ranked worse than 90.14% of 771 companies in the Retail - Cyclical industry
Industry Median: 15.26 vs AMZN: 75.69
>During the past 13 years, Amazon.com's highest PE Ratio without NRI was 3265.88. The lowest was 43.92. And the median was 148.91.
Where's the bottom?

[Anonymous No.53048154]

>>53048128
Which gigacap collapses next, MSFT or GOOGL?

[Anonymous No.53048159]

Where is my Santa rally?
Why is everything dumping so hard?

[Anonymous No.53048160]

it's crashing.
good.

[Anonymous No.53048164]

>>53048139
People call being drunk your true self, so it must have meaning even if nobody can understand it.

[Anonymous No.53048165]

>>53048159

HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53048169]

>>53048043
>taping a fish to the cash machine
https://www.gematrix.org/?word=tape+a+fish+to+an+atm
Get ready, nothing to see here, kill the christians
https://www.gematrix.org/?word=taping+a+fish+to+a+cash+machine
Trust in God, 119
Feds know everything

[Anonymous No.53048173]

>>53048154
Those two aren't overvalued, so probably neither.

[Anonymous No.53048174]

>>53048096
anon, i am going to be 30 in june. I have 20 acres, a house, and over $100k in investments. when will it be good enough?

[Anonymous No.53048176]

>>53048159
Turns out being a third world shithole isn't great for stocks

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53048178]

>>53048154
I'm still bullish on these cloud companies. The future is in the clouds, and these companies are the ones who will be building the cities on the clouds.

[Anonymous No.53048180]

>>53048173
Any P/E above 15 is overvalued. Heading into this recession, anything above 10 is.

[Anonymous No.53048185]

>>53048165
Santa, you are late

[Anonymous No.53048188]

NATTY GAS BROS IM THINKING WE'RE BACK

[Anonymous No.53048190]

>>53048185
that is not a real bear

[Anonymous No.53048193]

>>53048043
AQB salesmen are EXTREMELY aggressive

[Anonymous No.53048201]

>>53048188
it's down 9% on the day ffs bro

[Anonymous No.53048203]

https://theguardian.com/world/2022/dec/26/ukraine-aims-for-un-backed-peace-summit-with-russia-in-february
>they think there aren't any bull cases left
>Zero Chinkvid ended
>Peace in Jewkraine
>Fed Pause
>CPI getting smashed down
>SPY oversold on stochastic RSI (brainlets not using stochastic lol)
>US government not gonna allow economy to tank too much because it will cause mass unemployment and that will give Republicans a 2024 election, watch Initial Jobless Claims tomorrow if you think I'm joking

[Anonymous No.53048209]

>>53048190
don't sass me, boy

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53048212]

>>53048128
Yeah SPY is going to fucking dump along with APL for the rest of the week.

[Anonymous No.53048216]

>Imposes ESG onto an entire country.

[Anonymous No.53048222]

>>53048081
Why do I see a black man, black eye, and mutt baby in her future?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53048223]

>>53048176
well when are we going to deport all the 3rd world shit holers and make america great again? I was promised we were going to make america great again, but all i see is us continuing to get involved in foreign conflicts that have no concern to us, the importation of millions and millions of third worlders who put strain on our public services and niggers just fucking everywhere doing nigger shit like stealing and selling drugs.

[Anonymous No.53048228]

>>53048201
sh-shut up!

[Anonymous No.53048234]

>Markets are healing
Lmao

[Anonymous No.53048242]

>>53048223
I was talking about letting j*ws into the cuntry.

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53048243]

>>53048222
Because you're a god damned dirty jew?

[Anonymous No.53048244]

S-santa comes in january sometimes, right?

[Anonymous No.53048245]

>>53048154
>Amazon's PE is still 76

[Anonymous No.53048254]

>>53048180
p/e has nothing to do with amazon. they werent even profitable for their first 20 years.

[Anonymous No.53048260]

>>53048174
Who's to say it's you that's not good enough?

[Anonymous No.53048261]

>>53048244
Yeah, in China.

[Anonymous No.53048262]

>>53048254
>>53048254

Hey at least Bezos got to make Lardy of Dem Rangz for a couple of billion

[Anonymous No.53048268]

>>53048180
They might decline with the overall market, but I can't see them collapsing. AAPL had it coming, so did TSLA.

[Anonymous No.53048275]

>>53048180
>Random p/e numbers are overvalued because.... I said so!

[Anonymous No.53048278]

I thought I’d make it by now

[Anonymous No.53048282]

well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well

[Anonymous No.53048284]

can one of you yahoo finance news readers tell me why APE is down 25%
what'd they do now?

[Anonymous No.53048296]

>>53048275
not because anyone has done any serious study about pe correlations vs interest rates & risk, investors use it because they like making up shit

[Anonymous No.53048299]

>>53048282

I can't believe they are still longing. This hulking MANIAC runs free and they think they can long. The pain will not stop. It. Will. Never. Stop.

[Anonymous No.53048300]

>>53048284
it's literally a crypto shitcoin based on NFT monkey jpegs, tf you expect

[Anonymous No.53048304]

I warned them about SAVA. And they didn't listen to me.

[Anonymous No.53048307]

>>53048268
APPL is a much better company then Amazon or Tesla, compare the financial statement it's easy to see. Investing based on growth only works in loose monetary environments

[Anonymous No.53048310]

>>53048275
I don't say so, history does. Especially when it comes to analogous periods like the late 40s and early 70s.

[Anonymous No.53048312]

>>53048282
>>53048299
Based Hank

[Anonymous No.53048315]

>>53048300
it was pumping the last few days, must be something that stopped the music

[Anonymous No.53048319]

>>53047990
>sun roasted pig cow

[Anonymous No.53048323]

>>53048284
You need to check out the banana futures. It explains everything.

[Anonymous No.53048325]

>>53048307
*buys another 40 million worth of COIN

[Anonymous No.53048327]

>>53048296
Hey fucktard, I'm not saying it doesn't matter, I'm saying the level that faggot is using is random and made-up and meaningless
How about you try to argue like a non-jew

[Anonymous No.53048328]

>>53048315
Ask the /gme/ general schizos. I think they're sitll around and it's basically the same thing as AMC/APE.

[Anonymous No.53048329]

>>53048312
>>53048282
I love how he doesn't attack humans, he just wants their pizza.

[Anonymous No.53048339]

any updates on porn addiction job interview anon? did he get the job?

[Anonymous No.53048340]

>>53047995
Is milk good for you, though?
(somewhat serious question)

[Anonymous No.53048341]

>>53048327
and I'm saying its not and you should stop calling people fucktards for being ignorant

[Anonymous No.53048349]

>>53048282
>Hank the Tank

[Anonymous No.53048350]

>>53048260
I currently have a girlfriend, she is cute but she gets uppity about trans rights, gays, and the whole BLM stuff. basically she is a brainwashed liberal.

[Anonymous No.53048351]

>>53048340
Breastmilk and raw milk yes.

[Anonymous No.53048354]

>>53048340
I'm saying no but that is based entirely on a scene from the movie Snatch.

[Anonymous No.53048361]

>>53048341
You're one sassy little shit

[Anonymous No.53048363]

>>53048310
This means nothing. The recession WAS THIS FUCKING YEAR. Two quarters of negative GDP. It's literally over and finished.

[Anonymous No.53048372]

>>53048340
Yes, but not skim or 2%. Drink whole (preferably raw) milk.

[Anonymous No.53048374]

>>53048363
anon it takes more than 6 months for a recession to end.

[Anonymous No.53048378]

>>53048340
IIFYM
if it doesn't, get better macros

[Anonymous No.53048382]

Is there literally anything milennials won't ruin?

[Anonymous No.53048384]

>>53048374
Soft landing, just like the FED promised. Don't fight the FED.

[Anonymous No.53048388]

>>53048363
Buddy, check Yield Curve Inversion Computer. The start of the year was the economy tripping itself over container shipments and growing like 7.9% nominal during 8% inflation. Next year is when loans, spending, housing prices, and employment die fr fr.

[Anonymous No.53048395]

>>53048382
Rebrand to "Faggers"?

[Anonymous No.53048397]

>>53048384
but the fed said the chances of a soft landing were extremely small just last meeting

[Anonymous No.53048398]

>>53048382
Even years ago I always heard that the food was trash at hooters, it was inevitable but the owners can now spin it as 'le woke culture did this' even though it's their own incompetence.

[Anonymous No.53048408]

Welp gonna start 2023 off on a good note. C.C debt cut down to just $600 left. Emergency Fund on the path to being rebuilt and growing to nice level (Especially cause uh it don't "exist" if you get my meaning so it can grow undisturbed @ 3.30%). Savings in central hub bank almost back to minimum level. 401k contributions has been hiked 10% with maybe another 10% hike happening in july.(along with a pension hike). Divvy stocks fully prepped and ready for the long 29 year compounding ride without any further help from me.

[Anonymous No.53048413]

how do i become a fund manager so i lose other people's money and not my own?

[Anonymous No.53048416]

>>53048382
i don't even want to know what they think millennials are into now
why is everyone so fucking gay

[Anonymous No.53048417]

>>53048388
The bond market has been incorrect all year. Why trust them now?

>>53048397
No they didn't lmao

[Anonymous No.53048421]

>>53048397
>trusting the Fed

bruh

[Anonymous No.53048427]

>>53048382
>Now you get to eat at Applebees or TGI Friday's where the food is the same slop but the staff is even uglier!

[Anonymous No.53048428]

>>53048417
do you not watch fomc ? he talked about the window don't lie you little shit

[Anonymous No.53048429]

>>53048382
Jesus Christ millennials stop fucking up everything.

[Anonymous No.53048431]

>>53048382
Anime milkers are a zillion times better. They need to make a vtuber restaurant where you can customize your bangtress, I mean waitress.

[Anonymous No.53048430]

>>53048398
The food at hooters is actually really good. That's the only reason we used to go. The women were just a bonus. Great wings, and great fries. Of course now it's probably going to be called "dilate" and the whole place will smell of colon vaginas. Yet another business fags killed

[Anonymous No.53048435]

JUST market general

[Anonymous No.53048440]

>>53048428
Nah I watched all of it. He still said soft landing. Stop with the FUD.

[Anonymous No.53048445]

>>53048429
And that strategist's name?
Charlie Munger.

[Anonymous No.53048449]

>>53048203
>CPI getting smashed down

CPI is known to be not accurate. If you have to pay for food, fuel, and other goods, you would notice.

>SPY oversold on stochastic RSI

You can adjust the parameters of the indicator and see anything you want to see.

>US government not gonna allow economy to tank too much

They need to tank the economy to control inflation.

[Anonymous No.53048450]

>>53048445
kek

[Anonymous No.53048451]

>>53048153
>retail
Most other retail companies or enterprises don't own and host half of the Internet, though.

[Anonymous No.53048460]

>>53048416
>think
You fags are into FUTA and sissy hypno porn now. Milennials and gen z get all the hate they rightfully deserve.

[Anonymous No.53048466]

>>53048350
These are the best because:
1) trainable
2) nobody of value has gotten to them yet

[Anonymous No.53048474]

>>53048382
>milennials don't like booba
No, we just dont like cheap gimmicks to sell shit tier food. Make them walk around in bunny suits then we'll talk.

[Anonymous No.53048482]

Ah shit that's it: Vtuber restaurant where the waitress shows up on your screen... Fully customizable... Robot trollies deliver your food/drink... I'll get started working on the logo.

[Anonymous No.53048486]

>>53048354
Snatch is unironically my all-time favorite movie.

[Anonymous No.53048489]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>how tiny does my hat need to be to know about these things

[Anonymous No.53048494]

>>53048421
He said it shrank, which means in reality it's fucking gone.

[Anonymous No.53048496]

>>53047941
reddit mods lmao

[Anonymous No.53048500]

>>53048486
Man of class and culture detected

[Anonymous No.53048506]

>>53048382
Fuck I'm almost 40 and I'm still into boobs and pussy and uh ass.

[Anonymous No.53048519]

>>53048474
>Make them walk around in bunny suits then we'll talk.
>wanting this over low cut shirts and short shorts
millennials are truly a lost generation

[Anonymous No.53048521]

>>53048449
> need to tank the economy to control inflation
The rest of what you said isn't worth replying to but this is not a bad point, the thing is Powell is convinced he can get a soft landing. That's the entire thesis of the soft landing, that he control inflation but not tank the economy.
That's where I think he will get removed by Biden. He doesn't get that Biden can't afford a broken economy and mass unemployment after the past 3 years, it *will* lead to civil war.
Maybe that's precisely what Biden/his handlers want, idk.

[Anonymous No.53048527]

>>53048482
>virtual reality resteraunt
>believe you are eating Japanese video game food
>really its just goyslop

[Anonymous No.53048530]

>>53048460
>You fags
wrong on two counts, mein niger

[Anonymous No.53048531]

>>53048474
millennials were a fucking mistake

[Anonymous No.53048534]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.53048535]

>>53048474
>bunny suits
I thought you got banned.

[Anonymous No.53048536]

>>53048519
fuck, pic didn't go through

[Anonymous No.53048541]

>>53048350
>she gets uppity about trans rights, gays, and the whole BLM stuff

It’s the female drive to make all the kids and pets equal so they don’t take from and hurt each other.
The fruits, trannies, and Blacks are the pets and children. She doesn’t like that the smarter, more able White people are better than them.

[Anonymous No.53048547]

>>53048203
Yeah bro buy the dip and let us know how it goes in six months kek

[Anonymous No.53048549]

Why even invest when you can just collect 4.7% for free off t-bills?

[Anonymous No.53048554]

congrats to those who caught the falling tesla knife, risking a 10% drop. You managed to get a 3% gain if you timed it just right

gahahaha

[Anonymous No.53048559]

>>53048325
She makes her money off of fees, not gains. As long as simps buy her fund she is doing fine, just gotta keep the scam going

[Anonymous No.53048564]

>>53048549
My treasuries matured but I don't see the profit. I think I did it wrong.

[Anonymous No.53048568]

>>53048549
>Why even invest when you can just collect 4.7% for free off t-bills?

yes, thats the point. now imagine back in the late 70's / early 80's when interest rates were 20%. can you imagine a 20% guaranteed yearly return for owning US treasuries

[Anonymous No.53048567]

>>53048541
>It’s the female drive to make all the kids and pets equal so they don’t take from and hurt each other.

Jordan Peterson literally talked about this in a recent interview:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfGOSpg9Pds

[Anonymous No.53048574]

I bought the dip today
To see if the market heals
I focus on the gains
The only thing that's real

[Anonymous No.53048575]

>>53048519
>>53048536
short shorts are nothing now days. See that shit everywhere.

[Anonymous No.53048577]

>>53048382
>pay a premium to have some tanned bimbo slut serve your food, literally no different from any other food joint except they wear booty shorts
>meanwhile in asia you can go to blowjob bars and shit and half of them let you nab a waitress for a small fee if you like her and go fucker her
wow I wonder why people don't like hooters

[Anonymous No.53048581]

>>53048564
>US is starting to default on its debts
It really is over

[Anonymous No.53048585]

>"Santa Rally"

[Anonymous No.53048586]

>>53048554
thanks. why you mad though

[Anonymous No.53048587]

>>53048549
Some of us are going for that epic 4.8% by taking huge risks

[Anonymous No.53048589]

>>53048541
>>53048466
I have been slowly bringing up the J question. she is anti capitalist and I tell her to research all the CEO's of the companies she thinks are evil. She comes back to me:
>"anon there are so many jewish CEO's what is going on?"
she now laughs when I say "oy vey" and "this person likes bagels"

[Anonymous No.53048591]

>>53048549
That won't beat inflation, which is currently at 7.1%.

[Anonymous No.53048599]

>>53048382
Rebrand it to Footers and have cute girls be barefoot.

[Anonymous No.53048600]

>>53048549
So I can collect 300% for free off SOXS.

[Anonymous No.53048602]

>>53048568
The difference is in the 70s stocks were trading at like 5x earnings.

[Anonymous No.53048601]

>>53048549

[Anonymous No.53048604]

>>53048575
I think we've reached a consensus here. Hooters should update the uniform to something new. I propose mini skirts and knee socks.

[Anonymous No.53048606]

>>53048534
>Forced taxation
No thanks.

>>53048535
He said bunny *suits*.

[Anonymous No.53048608]

>>53048591
And yet iBonds are only at 6.89% those scammers

[Anonymous No.53048618]

>>53048601
Looks like we're heading straight for 1973

[Anonymous No.53048626]

>>53048581
This would be the funniest, penny ante shit. Yellen shortchanges $100 savings bond redeemers. Biden sneakily changes I-Bonds to pay out 0.5% less than CPI.

[Anonymous No.53048638]

>>53048466
>>53048541
And any time I bring up research about the 13% committing 51% of the crime she just says the statistics are fake or fabricated.
Any time I bring up that pedophiles are more likely to be LGBTQ+ she says the statistics are fake or fabricated.

[Anonymous No.53048644]

>>53048599
Might unironically do this
Maybe this is the way to unlock the simp bux

[Anonymous No.53048648]

>>53048606
>forced taxation
small price to pay for basically guaranteed income

also if you're single and its your only income, you get $40K tax free (married $80K tax free)

moreover, imagine selling shares to live off of when the market is down 20% instead of just collecting cash and not touching your principal.

generational wealth creation my fren

[Anonymous No.53048665]

>>53048599
I'll accept this if they wear bikini tops.

[Anonymous No.53048684]

>>53048648
If I want guaranteed income, I can get it. It's called the Sell button, and it books profits after my investment choices earn positive total returns.

>moreover, imagine selling shares to live off of when the market is down 20%
I do that. Because my investment choices (made with little consideration for dividends) are up about 50% on the year.

>just collecting cash and not touching your principal.
I have to keep reinvesting those pennies when they do end up in my account. It is, if nothing else, obnoxious. And I will pistolwhip the next person that says "DRIP".

[Anonymous No.53048692]

>>53048648
growth when accumulating
dividends when retiring. that simple.
I make $300k and dividends will just make it so I get taxed more.

[Anonymous No.53048695]

>>53048648
If you have less than 7 figs dividends are worthless.

[Anonymous No.53048699]

>>53048684
t. tesla baggie

[Anonymous No.53048700]

>>53048606
>Forced taxation
Literally everything is taxed.

[Anonymous No.53048704]

>>53048606
Taxes only become an issue if your pulling down a shat load of income from stocks. Furthermore long term cap gains blunt the tax hit to. Which by the time your at that point taxes start to hurt you most likely will be in a lower tax bracket anyway. So all in all don't worry.

[Anonymous No.53048714]

>>53048585
guess what color santa wears

[Anonymous No.53048726]

>>53048599
Footfags should have got the rope decades ago.

[Anonymous No.53048738]

my portfolio went down again today.

i bought more.

[Anonymous No.53048750]

>>53048699
Not even close.

>>53048700
Certain years are better for it than others.

>>53048704
>Taxes only become an issue if your pulling down a shat load of income from stocks.
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.53048769]

>>53048738
damn Michigan goes hard on the sauce.

[Anonymous No.53048773]

Kommer han någonsin återhämta sig efter denna brutala ägning och ratio?

[Anonymous No.53048784]

>>53048738
>pissconsin

[Anonymous No.53048787]

>>53048695
I make ~10k of divvies this year doing fuck all.

[Anonymous No.53048789]

>>53048769
>>53048738
Wisconsin ***
geography

[Anonymous No.53048790]

>>53048773
fuck off, nazi

[Anonymous No.53048791]

>>53048769
Anon, what state do you think Michigan is?

[Anonymous No.53048792]

>>53048684
Give up dude. You're never going to convince dividend fags that they're wrong. You'll never convince them that something like autozone is a good investment.
And honestly, there's no reason to. The more retards chasing "yield", the less competition there is for companies smartly running buybacks. The cheaper the shares being repurchased, the harder it compounds over the long run.

[Anonymous No.53048799]

>>53048773
lol gottem

[Anonymous No.53048802]

>>53048769

[Anonymous No.53048805]

>>53048792
Yeah I guess. Just feels bad though, like when someone posts for the first time this year asking what happened to their SOXL.

[Anonymous No.53048809]

>>53048791
detroit?
>>53048792
buy backs are taxed now. it's over for you. yields are king once more

[Anonymous No.53048814]

Can I really just buy VT or VTI and make money? I've got an extra $2k to drop per month

[Anonymous No.53048817]

Who here is still /cash/?

[Anonymous No.53048823]

>>53048773
Epic burn except we all know her account is managed by her handlers.

[Anonymous No.53048825]

>>53048792
>convince dividend fags that they're wrong
Maybe try to convince people that you're right instead.

[Anonymous No.53048829]

>>53048809
>detroit?

[Anonymous No.53048831]

>>53048814
yeah, buying the s&p 500 beats 90% of fund managers too it's pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.53048840]

>>53048817
/cash/? Pshaw, real hipsters buy UUP.

[Anonymous No.53048842]

>>53048792
I can't believe a car parts store is the shining winner of this year. You love to see real tangible goods sold well beating out all this tech drivel.

[Anonymous No.53048868]

>>53048695
dividend growth is a thing. once you hit 7 figures it makes the snowball roll faster, but the snowball is growing every year regardless of the size

>>53048692
this i get, but again, small price to pay. just don't drip and save 15% of the dividend income and reinvest the rest. feels like free money. if you're a total return investor probably not your cup of tea

>>53048684
selling when down 20%-50% might also be guaranteed income but it can wreck a retiree's portfolio for the future, especially on fixed incomes.

Pistol whip me then because DRIP makes life easy for DCA.

Being taxed on getting more cashflow is like denying a raise because you'll be taxed on the extra income. unless you're an absolute total return investor, dividends are a net positive. they also ensure businesses don't do dumb shit like FTX did and spend all their money on bullshit

[Anonymous No.53048871]

>>53048792
>running buybacks
lol
lmao!

[Anonymous No.53048874]

>>53048842
checks out, my two main expenses this year were taxes and car repair

[Anonymous No.53048888]

>>53048825
If dividends were all that matters, then that comfy, nearly inflation beating 6.7% divvy yield VZ would be beating the 0.5% yield joke of MCK.

But ask yourself which stock you'd've been better off holding this year.

[Anonymous No.53048890]

>>53048382
>Femboy Hooters could actually be a thing soon
Insanely gigabullish, do they have a ticker???? Jesus Christ why is everyone mad when they made money on SIGA earlier this year

[Anonymous No.53048891]

>>53048868
ftx was not publicly traded lad, that's why they got away with what they did.

[Anonymous No.53048894]

>>53048874
ORLY did real well also.

[Anonymous No.53048906]

>>53048792
>yield chasing
only retards yield chase. my average yield is like 2.5% with an average annual dividend increase of 8% compounding.

[Anonymous No.53048908]

>>53047984
How does this even happen? What is your investing strategy?

[Anonymous No.53048910]

>>53048817
Na, either go short or go long, don't sit on the fence like a pussy.

[Anonymous No.53048913]

>junk bonds getting murdered harder than SPY AND treasuries
Uhhhh, guys shut the fuck up about dividends we have a problem.

[Anonymous No.53048915]

I just bought 1500 shares of SKYT. I will buy another 1500 shares if it goes below 6.20
t. Boeing anon

[Anonymous No.53048924]

>>53048814
just buy VOO or VIG and live your life and focus on saving / investing more.

[Anonymous No.53048934]

>>53048868
>unless you're an absolute total return investor
Which you should be and I am.

>dividends are a net positive.
My point is that they are a bad use of cash. Either grow the business, acquire good assets in the industry, or buy back the stock.

>businesses don't do dumb shit like FTX did and spend all their money on bullshit
FTX wasn't a business though. Like Theranos, it was a woke Jew scam.

[Anonymous No.53048936]

>>53048599
This is also acceptable.

[Anonymous No.53048937]

>https://nojab.net/martypartymusic
YOU MIGHT BE HOOKED!

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53048943]

>>53048890
me and my friends were throwing together an idea about a gay hooters called bulges. open them up in all the homosexual hot zones like austin, san fran, provincetown, grand rapids.

[Anonymous No.53048945]

>>53048817
Sitting on 126k in the war chest but thats it.

[Anonymous No.53048951]

>>53047984
>tfw no clemdom gf

[Anonymous No.53048954]

>>53048888
nice quads

but dividend yields aren't all that matters. for a dividend growth investor like myself, the dividend growth is more important than the starting yield.

consistent dividend growth above 5% also shows a company is healthy, is growing, and can continue to pay

[Anonymous No.53048958]

>>53048868
>dividend growth is a thing. once you hit 7 figures it makes the snowball roll faster, but the snowball is growing every year regardless of the size

Most people don't make enough for dividend growth to be worth it.

[Anonymous No.53048959]

>AAPL new yearly low
BUDDY. This isn't funny anymore. S&P gonna book huge losses when it rebalances.

[Anonymous No.53048966]

>>53048913
It's ok, when I mentioned that yesterday someone said a 1% drop on HYG and JNK was a nothingburger. And I believe them. /smg/ knows what they're talking about.

[Anonymous No.53048968]

>>53048943

[Anonymous No.53048973]

>>53048817
Converted most of it to treasuries since it's gonna keep going lower.

[Anonymous No.53048993]

>>53048937
while i like some of his album artwork and even a song or two
i don't think i would take financial advice from an EDM artist
sorry marty

[Anonymous No.53048996]

>>53048959
Apple is a huge buy right now

[Anonymous No.53048999]

>>53048954
>the dividend growth is more important than the starting yield.
Then you may as well look at the total cash flow, the outlook for the industry, whether the company has decent moats and room for growth. Divvy fags seem to commonly suffer from tunnel vision because they see a transfer into their account every few months.

[Anonymous No.53049000]

>>53048943
Might as well just turn it into a brothel. Fags are completely degenerate and both the buyer and seller would have no problem passing homo bumps to one another

[Anonymous No.53049003]

>>53048959
glad I held my puts through that mid-day pump

[Anonymous No.53049004]

>>53047934
Anon stop that. Go read the Holy Bible, and believe in and follow Jesus Christ. Stop playing with stocks, your mental state is not in a good position to touch stocks. Get some mental help too.

[Anonymous No.53049012]

Got back from my barber, he fucked it up. The girl I was talking to is no longer responding to my messages, how do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.53049014]

>>53048934
different people have different goals

mine is to retire early (in about 5 years) and use dividends to fund my life style while starting my own side business and preserving my principal for future generations

>bad use of cash
businesses don't like cash for the most part as they get tax incentives to borrow. plus dividends attract investors and continued payment shows stability, which investors like me value over risk

>ftx wasn't a business
I know it wasn't publicly traded, but the point stands that dividends prevent businesses from needlessly spending

[Anonymous No.53049019]

>>53048959
What's the qrd on S&P rebalancing?

[Anonymous No.53049023]

>>53049012
anon you are poor.

[Anonymous No.53049038]

>>53048081

[Anonymous No.53049039]

>>53049004
> anon go read about the king of the jews and how israel is our greatest ally. Also you should circumcise yourself and pay me 10% of your earnings because king jew says so.

[Anonymous No.53049044]

>>53048959
Tell me about it, buddy. Thank god I spread my money around a little so i can pretend my recent apple buys arent killing me right now

[Anonymous No.53049046]

>>53048222
All those men are better looking than her, the real her (0 makeup and 0 accentuating clothing).

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53049053]

>>53049000
no Bulges is a family friendly restaurant like hooters. there's to be no touching of the bulges boys.

[Anonymous No.53049063]

>>53048363
Good goyim quit noticing.

[Anonymous No.53049064]

>>53049046
the 1st and 3rd guy were uggo's
she should have married the car chad.

[Anonymous No.53049073]

Bobo-kun, look! I did a successful short!

[Anonymous No.53049080]

They're gonna make femboy hooters real

[Anonymous No.53049081]

Yeah they painted a bull flag on the DXY, looks like we know what’s gonna happen with job claims tomorrow…

[Anonymous No.53049083]

>>53048966
to be fair, JNK is dropping less than TLT

[Anonymous No.53049084]

>>53048738
So Wisconsin is the most dangerous? Most likely to have a drunk driver hit you or a drunkard attack you, or so I assume.

[Anonymous No.53049087]

>>53049012
I find that if you keep persisting, she'll eventually give in.

[Anonymous No.53049089]

official thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

[Anonymous No.53049091]

>>53049080
fags are welcome to rope.

[Anonymous No.53049099]

That is quite enough, bobo.

[Anonymous No.53049101]

what the fuck are you doing mumu get your ass in there and start bidding up

[Anonymous No.53049107]

>>53049053
>boys
ngmi
I will open a restaurant that has bulges AND boobs. I'll be calling it "fairies" and it will be even more family friendly and sexual.

[Anonymous No.53049108]

Nice mid five digit gain day even profited on my zero day to expire play in puts

[Anonymous No.53049113]

>>53048577
This. Everyone posting claiming hooters is good is some boomer trash. It just seems so unappealing and low class for some bimbo to serve you food.

[Anonymous No.53049114]

>>53049087
What about the sincere "i dont desire you" while at the same time finding the woman attractive? There's plenty of attractive women that are clear do not marry types.

[Jealous No.53049130]

>>53049087
I cannot concur with your findings.

[Anonymous No.53049133]

>>53049113
it's demeaning towards women and therefore i approve of it
never go though

[Anonymous No.53049141]

>>53049114
The I don't desire you routine works but only if you really mean it. Which one of the virgins here actually do.

[Anonymous No.53049145]

>>53049133
rolling

[Anonymous No.53049149]

>>53049113
Having a bimbo serve you food is pretty appealing, but Hooters' wings are mediocre at best.

[Anonymous No.53049150]

>>53049133
Those are all men.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53049152]

>>53049107
What if I told you homosexuals are just ass pissed off at the trannys as the conservatives?

[Anonymous No.53049157]

>>53047941
4chan itself is already a crisis support hotline.

[Anonymous No.53049161]

>>53049133
why do they all look so... parenthetical?

[Anonymous No.53049163]

>>53049133
Rolling. Better not get 1 or 6 because those are both dudes, and I ain't gay.

[Anonymous No.53049164]

>>53049133
It's not demeaning. That's like saying onlyfans is demeaning. Men simping just to have a girl ask for their order

[Anonymous No.53049170]

>>53049149
they should just serve wingstop wings at a stripclub and also have a sports bar.

[Anonymous No.53049178]

>>53049152
You are out of your fucking mind if you think gays hate trannies just as much.

[Anonymous No.53049180]

>>53049149
strip clubs and hooters-type establishments are dogshit in the US
why the fuck would i pay a premium to gawk at girls in a crappy restaurant when i can go to tanger outlet during the summer and scope out the 14 year old girls running around in booty shorts and croptops

[Anonymous No.53049186]

>>53049163
you can't expect to have a broker(female) and expect them not be of the tribe
do you hate money?

[Anonymous No.53049190]

Rollin

[Anonymous No.53049197]

>>53049178
The gays do, the queers dont.

[Anonymous No.53049201]

>>53049149
The real issue is the quality of the ho is going to vary wildly based on where you are. The Hooters in SF i went to had 1 good looking chick, and this was in the mid 2010s. Now that OF and online simping is the meta the pool of passable T&A available has shrunk, and with it Hooters' success.

[Anonymous No.53049207]

>>53049149
>>53049180
Only boomers including 40 year old boomers like bimbos and find strip clubs interesting. The 40+ cohort had the absolute worst taste in everything. They created a motorcycle and cruise industry which is dying off too now thankfully.

[Anonymous No.53049213]

>>53049164
that's...not been my experience at hooters
you may be doing it wrong or be gay

>>53049186
meant for >>53049161

[Anonymous No.53049218]

>>53049152
I never understood the whole let's put a grossly disproportionately autistic group of people on a pedestal thing, like we all don't remember what spergs are like in person.

[Anonymous No.53049225]

>>53049178
the gays hate them. Especially lesbians, who are bombarded with pervy men invading their spaces ment only for women

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53049232]

>>53049178
nah they're getting pissed off at the lgbtqia!+?^2 shit because they're getting roped in with the pedophiles and people encouraging kids to cut their dicks off. they just want to give each other aids and nigger pox and be left alone.

[Anonymous No.53049246]

>>53049133
Roll for 9
She qt

[Anonymous No.53049251]

>>53048282
damn he's like garfield except he's a bear instead of a cat and also pizza instead of lasagna and he ate jon

[Anonymous No.53049267]

>6 figure hell

[Anonymous No.53049278]

>>53049023
Post portfolio then pussy

[Anonymous No.53049281]

>>53048193
Pls don't remind me of my Stinky fish bags

[Anonymous No.53049289]

>>53049207
I haven't been to a strip club in years, but if you can get good, modestly priced food at a sports bar type place where the waitresses are cute and show some cleavage I'm not seeing the problem here anon.

[Anonymous No.53049292]

>>53049213
>you may be doing it wrong or be gay
>criticize coomer culture
>Ha you must be gay!
I can sense your goatee and failed career through the screen.

[Anonymous No.53049294]

>>53048382
I want to go to a restaurant where all the waitresses are female and wear E-girl makeup with red noses and take selfies with me awkwardly in the background.

[Anonymous No.53049306]

>>53048792
>
>>53048842
if you want dividends, buy Camping World at these levels, 11.48%. Advance Auto Parts is down -38% YTD, even worse than the SP500. It's not a "winner" and only offers ~4% divvy

[Anonymous No.53049311]

>market went up just before election
>crashes a month later
>a million jobs added between May and July
>"lol sorry it was actually only 10,000"
>this was said after election
I hate this fucking world so much.

[Anonymous No.53049320]

Interest farming with peer to peer lending while the market crashes. Reinvesting my monthly payments into more loans until I want to re-enter the market on a larger scale

[Anonymous No.53049321]

>>53048726
I think you're right desu. The acceptance of foot fetish was the turning point that started all the rest of the degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.53049323]

>>53049311
We are deep into clown world and there's no real chance of escaping anytime soon bro you just gotta accept it and fight

[Anonymous No.53049329]

>>53049133
9 should be dubs

[Anonymous No.53049333]

>>53048062
how many trades for a gf like that?

[Anonymous No.53049349]

>>53048814
I'm all out of the market except for my house and an investment property both owned outright. 2.1m in assets 1.6m in cash

[Anonymous No.53049353]

>>53049278
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.53049366]

>>53049306
I referenced AZO not AAP. In fact, advance auto parts is a perfect example of the type of dividend trap yield chasers get baited into. They see that AZO has no divvy, so it's gotta be the inferior business, right?

Only divvy stock I'd recommend is PBR.

[Anonymous No.53049374]

>>53049353
What are some of your top holdings?

[Anonymous No.53049382]

>Crescent Fresh!
>>53044469
>>53044469
>>53044469

[Anonymous No.53049398]

>>53049353
is it safe to assume you started with like 3 million?
lol nice work pal

[Anonymous No.53049422]

Yields are uninverting. Here it comes.

[Anonymous No.53049434]

>>53049382
Ur a cunt

[Anonymous No.53049476]

Real new
>>53049467
>>53049467

[Anonymous No.53049481]

New
>>53049477
>>53049477
>>53049477

[Anonymous No.53049490]

ALSO NEW

>>53046162
>>53046162
>>53046162

BUT BETTER

[Anonymous No.53049493]

>>53049476
>>53049481

[Anonymous No.53049500]

Shoulda slurped up more TSLA and NVDA shorts on that pop bros

[Anonymous No.53049507]

>>53049476
>>53049481
>>53049490

[Anonymous No.53049527]

early bake complainers BTFO

[Anonymous No.53051118]

>>53048787
if thats after tax its really all you need to live a comfy life