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https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
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https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous:>>53044469

[Anonymous No.53046178]

STOP FUCKING SELLING!!!!

[Anonymous No.53046195]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.53046198]

>The game's up, Joseph. There are no more barrels left in that SPR.
Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
>It's not a trick. There was one sale at Mr. Putin in the Ukraine; two for the midterms; two at the OPEC Saudis and one in response to Xi's telegram.
That's not six.
>One plus two plus two plus one.
Uh-uh, there was only one sale announced for the midterms. That's one plus two plus *one* plus one.
>Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus *two* plus one plus one.
Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... Shut up! The point is, there is one sale left in this salt dome and guess who's gonna get it!

[Anonymous No.53046202]

Any move less than 2% is a crab.

[Anonymous No.53046205]

>>53046178
no

[Anonymous No.53046208]

fake and gay day. can we just skip to the part where we end green?

[Anonymous No.53046213]

jepi or money market fund?

[Anonymous No.53046226]

I still haven't figured out why the market is crashing. There isn't even any news. Just dumps all day on nothing.

[Anonymous No.53046229]

It's very hard to focus on the markets when my robot vacuum keeps looping between crashing into my desk and crashing into my chair

[Anonymous No.53046238]

I have an announcement to make

[Anonymous No.53046249]

>>53046189
I was trying to buy it deep itm to maximize a good fill, but the deeper I went the more retarded the spreads got but the premiums on the closer to money targets was even worse. C'est la vie. I'll book the 18% profit for holding a couple days.

[Anonymous No.53046252]

Why is oil down again? I better cool it with my anti-Semitic remarks me thinks.

[Anonymous No.53046256]

>>53046213
keep your cash in your ass that way only you and your daddy can find it

[Anonymous No.53046264]

how many anons got heemed by the scam pump? you can tell me your losses , its just money right mumu?

[Anonymous No.53046263]

>>53046226
>muh news
retard don't you know we are in a recession and the world economy is collapsing?

[Anonymous No.53046270]

but it's over sold
>but it's over sold
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>but it's over sold
but it's over sold
>but it's over sold
but it's over sold
>but it's over sold

[Anonymous No.53046272]

>>53046226
Jerome is dumping his balance sheet and rate hikes on your chest is why
nothing has changed about that in months

[Anonymous No.53046277]

I think tesla is way fucking oversold. Short term calls might print pretty well no? Still going down but damn all the indicators are flashing that it is due for a relief pump.

Option premiums are pretty fucking stupid though right now

[Anonymous No.53046280]

>>53046252
Im buying the Oil dips to go toe to toe with Putin this summer. I know some of you will die but it will be for a good cause.

Democracy

[Anonymous No.53046283]

>>53046178
What did you go long on?
Why’d you do that?

[Anonymous No.53046288]

>>53046252
Dont sweat oil anon. The companies will keep reaping the rewards of oil higher than $50 for months at a time. Could also try to get a job in oil, theyre short handed and perfect time to take advantage of it.

[Anonymous No.53046297]

>>53046263
Priced in. Efficient market hypothesis states that we can't dump with no news. So where's the news that we should be trading lower than we were 5 minutes ago?

[Anonymous No.53046300]

>>53046277
nah they make gay cars no one can afford desu

[Anonymous No.53046301]

>>53046277
Don't try to catch a falling knife

[Anonymous No.53046302]

>STOCKS PLUNGE ON NEWS OF STOCK PLUNGE

[Anonymous No.53046306]

>Santa Rally

[Anonymous No.53046310]

go SBNY gooooo

[Anonymous No.53046311]

>>53046226
Dollar gaining value ik forex and bond markets. Equities priced in dollars cost fewer dollars to buy. Variable measuring stick, simple as.

[Anonymous No.53046313]

>>53046238
Go ahead sir

[Anonymous No.53046314]

My bastards redeem.

[Anonymous No.53046319]

Do I all in on BOIL?

[Anonymous No.53046330]

>>53046297
haven't you learned that the efficient market hypothesis is a load of shit yet?

[Anonymous No.53046333]

>>53046297
Shit pending home sales? Something that Jerome/Nick explicitly cheered on less than 24 hours ago.

[Anonymous No.53046337]

I'm almost green YTD

[Anonymous No.53046339]

>Farmer Jim saying this economy is accelerating
>coping for a fed pivot

[Anonymous No.53046343]

>>53046301

[Anonymous No.53046347]

>>53046288
Oil is fine. Its doing one of these bad boys.

[Anonymous No.53046352]

IT HAPPENS WHEN THE WEATHER COOLS
>IT HAPPENS WHEN THE WEATHER COOLS
IT HAPPENS WHEN THE WEATHER COOLS
>IT HAPPENS WHEN THE WEATHER COOLS

[Anonymous No.53046353]

>>53046319
yes pump the price sir i am getting heemeed

[Anonymous No.53046358]

....ayyy muuUUMUUuu fuu...

[Anonymous No.53046361]

>>53046297
>>53046226
It's no use man, bears are euphoric at this point. They're so far gone that they won't even engage, they laugh off "oversold" as if they weren't the ones screeching about "overbought" in 2020/2021. Of course it's completely absurd for literally the entire market to dump in a straight line down when there's not even a single relevant headline - unless everyone wants to just admit that the whole thing is a joke and Big Money insiders pump and dump on secret information. But then if that's the case, what the fuck is the point of even having the market go down like this? If you had all the power in the world to manipulate the markets to your liking, wouldn't you....make them go up?

[Anonymous No.53046363]

>stock are selling because..... BECAUSE THEY JUST ARE
Find a real fucking reason.

Fun fact: There is none. This shit should be illegal.

[Anonymous No.53046366]

WE DID IT REDDIT

[Anonymous No.53046367]

BGGeejge

[Anonymous No.53046368]

Santa is dead huh?
>>53046337
In two weeks all the cash holders will be geeen ytd

[Anonymous No.53046379]

>>53046238
refill the spr and pump my oil bags you old fuck

[Anonymous No.53046380]

ffs

[Anonymous No.53046381]

>Every news outlet & market guru talking none stop about muh Santa Rally
>Market down
>Every news outlet & market guru still talking about the possibility of Santa Rally
>Market down, again
>Every news outlet & market guru saying things look bad but still time for muh Ranta Rally
>Market down, again
Final day of the year
>THERE'S STILL TIME FOR SANTA
>Market up 1% on Friday, but total weekly losses
See! We was right!

[Anonymous No.53046385]

>>53046226
Hedgies are returning to the office and taking profits on this idiotic, forced Santa Rally.

[Anonymous No.53046389]

Facts don't care about your feelings.

[Anonymous No.53046390]

>>53046361

[Anonymous No.53046398]

>>53046363
Ohhh u mad

[Anonymous No.53046406]

>>53046389
My feelings don't care abouto your facts

[Anonymous No.53046407]

>BTU: -10%
Coalchads, I thought we had a Santa contract??

[Anonymous No.53046410]

Hold on to your sharpies boys

[Anonymous No.53046414]

I haven't been able to shit for three days so I took a nice swig off some 5 day old cold brew with cinnamon
Took the fattest shit half an hour after but now I can't stop shitting
Last time this happened to me was last Christmas, minutes before tsla melted face with 30 dollar moves... Up
Do with that what you will

[Anonymous No.53046416]

Is there any way to boost gains or reduce losses when index investing?

[Anonymous No.53046418]

>>53046363
Earnings are expected to grow 8% next year........................that's what Jew Street is currently pricing in I mean if you think that's reasonable...................

[Anonymous No.53046420]

>>53046390
You can call it cope if you can find a single piece of relevant information that would cause the entire market to dump in unison today at 10:20 EST

>>53046398
Same to you

[Anonymous No.53046421]

>>53046361
You're right, idk why you're even bothering to engage with the coping /smgay/ permabobos

[Anonymous No.53046425]

>>53046361
why is your dick so hard for "news"
>just check the volume

[Anonymous No.53046427]

>>53046288
>>53046280
So I don't have to cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks you say?

[Anonymous No.53046437]

>>53046410
Flu season inbound

[Anonymous No.53046444]

>>53046410
>MILAN REPORTS 50% PASSENGERS WITH COVID IN FLIGHTS FROM CHINA
Herd immunity speedrun.

[Anonymous No.53046445]

>GME almost at $16

LMAO
LOL

[Anonymous No.53046446]

>>53046361
We’re still overbought. I won’t buy calls until Tesla goes from being worth ten times that of Ford to half of its valuation, which should be like at least a 15x drop from here.

[Anonymous No.53046461]

>>53046445
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.53046468]

>>53046420
Kneeled you explained it yourself, same reason it does that shit everyday with big moves in either direction. Big money stays on the sidelines until around 10:15am then they either try to force a bull run or giga dump, today they decided to dump.

[Anonymous No.53046472]

>>53046379
Listen here Jack, I'll refill the pipeline as soon as I blew up another one of putins pipelines. The drazbah they called it. Now its ganna be a snoozbah.

[Anonymous No.53046475]

>>53046445
Ridiculous. It should be at a $100 market cap at least.

[Anonymous No.53046476]

>>53046461
lmao $4k

[Anonymous No.53046479]

>>53046445
100% going to 0

[Anonymous No.53046496]

How about that Santa Rally

[Anonymous No.53046498]

>>53046425
>Why should relevant information determine the direction of financial markets lol
Seriously? Do you unironically think the market should just be made by a bunch of greedy rich faggots in NYC and LA?

And yeah volume has been utter dogshit on these red days, what a coincidence. I don't think that's as bearish as you think it is.

>>53046446
>Overbought
>After an entire year of selling
Lmfao

>>53046468
>They decided
Based on what information? That's the fucking point. Either they have secret back channel info and the market is utterly manipulated to shit, or there's no legitimate reason.

[Anonymous No.53046503]

well im down 46% today. it was nice playing with you guys. I just need a 1% rally to make it all back but it doesnt look like thats going to happen. seriously fuck that scam pump this morning

[Anonymous No.53046507]

The pain will stop once spy hits 200, simple as.

[Anonymous No.53046509]

>>53046461
goddamn

[Anonymous No.53046508]

Stop complaining zoomers

[Anonymous No.53046511]

>it was a satan rally the whole time

[Anonymous No.53046512]

>>53046503
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/stop-lossorder.asp

[Anonymous No.53046516]

I am up 54.7% on the SQQQ

[Anonymous No.53046528]

>>53046361
SPY rsi is literally 39 you dumb fucking retard, nowhere near oversold on the daily. idiot

[Anonymous No.53046531]

>>53046461
Cults and plebbit don't mix well. Also I'm enjoying the new pokemon game after reading how the majority of plebbiters hate it. Moral of the story: always inverse.

[Anonymous No.53046534]

>>53046516
neat

[Anonymous No.53046537]

>>53046508
he's right

[Anonymous No.53046539]

>>53046461
>$4k
What a fucking loser kek. These are the people I really look forward to seeing get liquidated.

[Anonymous No.53046549]

>>53046508
>>53046537
These are the KO boomer posters

[Anonymous No.53046551]

>>53046528
thank god someone else understands

[Anonymous No.53046556]

We have passed the june and october lows which was the lowest we have been all year just fyi. And this train has no plans to stop anytime soon

[Anonymous No.53046557]

>>53046498
Why do you think it’s widely known among day traders to never enter a position until 45min to an hour after the market opens? When you hear people talk that know the markets they always say let’s see what happens around 10:15am or they say lets give things until 11am to turn around?

[Anonymous No.53046558]

>>53046528
the SPYs too damn high

[Anonymous No.53046561]

>>53046508
> Munger was born in Omaha, Nebraska. As a teenager, he worked at Buffett & Son, a grocery store owned by Warren Buffett's grandfather.[1] His father, Alfred Case Munger, was a lawyer.[2] His grandfather was Thomas Charles Munger, a U.S. district court judge and state representative.[3]
lmao

[Anonymous No.53046562]

>>53046528
Are the made up lines in the room with us now?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53046565]

WHERE'S THE FUCKING SANTA RALLY!!!!

[Anonymous No.53046569]

>>53046537
You can't sacrifice what you never had gotten in the first place

[Anonymous No.53046573]

When is the next expected interest rate bump?

[Anonymous No.53046579]

>>53046565
It's rallying hard af if you turn your chart upside down

[Anonymous No.53046581]

>>53046562
the top line and the middle line are the only ones that are important, the rest of them are my trying to establish a bottom channel (and failing). so i just dont bother with the bottom anymore
im just bad at cleaning up

[Anonymous No.53046584]

>>53046569
No dude you don’t understand, we can afford TVs so everything is fine

[Anonymous No.53046589]

globo homo fears the $4k investment in reddit meme stock of the month

[Anonymous No.53046594]

>>53046573
It always brightens my day when I can introduce another anon to the countdown page: https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

[Anonymous No.53046596]

>>53046573
its a secret to everyone

[Anonymous No.53046605]

>>53046573
>attracted to autistic children
I HATE SATAN!
I HATE SATAN!!
I HATE SATAN!!!

[Anonymous No.53046612]

LET THE MUSIC GUIDE YOU
https://youtu.be/G1JJuOIJLWQ

[Anonymous No.53046627]

>>53046516
I regret selling mine at 56, I stupidly opened a TQQQ position expecting a small claw back after the 10% pump day

[Anonymous No.53046632]

>>53046528
Lol okay cool bro go look at some individual tickers. Seriously wtf lol

>>53046556
>Ignoring the very obvious divergence
lol

[Anonymous No.53046642]

What da SPY doin?

How’s dem bags? LoL. LMAO even

[Anonymous No.53046645]

>>53046584
Plus, Boomers had to suffer with education so awful and cheap you could afford a college degree with only one summer's work. Now, Millennials are investing their early career earnings in themselves, learning much more valuable skills like

[Anonymous No.53046650]

>>53046573
>autistic sexual
So that would explain my attraction to scoopsies.

[Anonymous No.53046657]

alright, i'm gonna turn on a mini rally real quick so i can get my limit orders for tax loss harvesting to trigger
then we'll continue the dump

[Anonymous No.53046666]

>>53046594
Just when I thought I have been over all the OP urls...

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53046671]

>>53046573
These people want us to be accepting of molesting retarded children? We need another Hitler now more than ever.

[Anonymous No.53046672]

The selling will stop when you, yes, you, personally, buy 20 iPhones.

This is financial advice and I am your financial advisor.

[Anonymous No.53046674]

It's over. I was margin called. Telsa and Nvidia dropped so fucking low so fucking fast.

Scam market. All I have to say.

[Anonymous No.53046680]

TQQQ bros, I don't feel so good......

[Anonymous No.53046687]

>>53046674
Thanks for playing!

*insert more coins*

[Anonymous No.53046691]

we will get a bounce starting tomorrow once tax loss selling ends

[Anonymous No.53046692]

>Go visit dad for thanksgiving.
>he is living at my granfathers house taking care of him
> all his siblings have houses and families
> dad has no house, basically homeless if not for my grandpa
>my dad says "anon, my son take my life savings and invest it. It is all I have and my siblings will split the estate when Pepe passes"
>$6k
>put in in VTI december 1st
>it is down almost 10% already
>feel bad for my dad and add an extra $1k
>it is now at $6.6K
>christmas he asks how his savings is doing, show him a screenshot of the 6.6k
>"anon, son you are an investing genius"
T-thanks dad.

[Anonymous No.53046694]

>>53046674
Damn sorry anon what did you do?

[Anonymous No.53046697]

>>53046632
heres a list of my top few tech megacaps and their RSI values today:
>AAPL: 30.28
>MSFT: 41.30
>GOOG: 35.16
>META: 49.36
>TSM: 37.79
>TSLA: 17.66 (lmfao)
>AMD: 37.48
>NVDA: 35.53
< 30 RSI is considered "oversold"

[Anonymous No.53046700]

gookfaggot is real fucking quiet

[Anonymous No.53046704]

>>53046671
they saved hitlers cock

[Anonymous No.53046705]

>>53046691

[Anonymous No.53046708]

>>53046692
i cri everytiem

[Anonymous No.53046709]

>>53046674
no refunds

[Anonymous No.53046714]

>>53046692
i fucked your dad, faggot

[Anonymous No.53046716]

>>53046508
>will never own a house
>never be able to afford a huge family without living in absolute poverty
>have to share everything with niggers
>crime rate
>drug epedemic
>woman have penises

But muh you can watch a football game without going outside. You're so much better off.

[Anonymous No.53046718]

Meanwhile, the keyed KOLD klan is celebrating.

[Anonymous No.53046727]

>>53046692
10% ain't bad for a whole year, doing that in a few months is impressive. Good work anon. Just keep an eye out for us bears, wouldn't want someone like you getting caught in the crossfire.

[Anonymous No.53046734]

>>53046691
I'm selling all my taxes tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53046743]

I want to get margin called too to say it happened to me. What do I buy on margin for the best story?

[Anonymous No.53046758]

>>53046691
Anon, I... https://www.investopedia.com/terms/j/januaryeffect.asp

[Anonymous No.53046759]

>>53046716
if you really think about it anon that's a good thing!

[Anonymous No.53046760]

>>53046743
A combo of GME and AMC. It's literally a speedrun to get margin called.

[Anonymous No.53046762]

>>53046718
Wow, holy shit. Winter canceled or something?

[Anonymous No.53046765]

>>53046516
What’s better, bros?
The SQQQ or 6 month put spreads on the SPY?

[Anonymous No.53046782]

>>53046760
BBBY - It has made me a shitload of money

[Anonymous No.53046786]

>>53046697
you're going to have to explain why this matters, are you trying to do a counter trend play? are you saying to buy the dip? what are you getting at, this just reaffirms my rsi is for faggots thesis. 2022 had the most red days in history and what your idea is that it's over? 2022 also had the most violent up green day rallies in history is that what you're trying to hit? rsi alone will not let you time that.

[Anonymous No.53046790]

aaaaaand santa rally back on

[Anonymous No.53046791]

>>53046762
Yup, even with production disruptions https://www.naturalgasintel.com/forecasts-tease-extended-january-warmth-as-natural-gas-futures-slide-early/

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53046806]

>>53046743
Why don't you just tell people you got margin called buying TSLA at the top with out even buying TSLA or getting margin called?

[Anonymous No.53046812]

>>53046461
>>53046445
>Noooo the hedgies are winning!
>>53046537
>>53046508
>>53046716
He is right. Peak inflation over 40 years and everyone still voted democrat. No one cares or is bothered so screw them.

[Anonymous No.53046833]

>>53046498
>entire year of selling
>recession isn’t even here yet
We’re literally above what we were at in June and back then rates were practically at zero.

[Anonymous No.53046834]

>>53046691
I think there could be a lot of selling in January. If you're holding a bag going into the new year it makes sense to unload it at the beginning of the year and lock in the loss for tax purposes.

[Anonymous No.53046839]

Here watch this.
The news really is unloading this bullshit on us.
https://youtu.be/RDzsAZGmCCA

[Anonymous No.53046845]

>>53046743
Best way to get margin called is to buy some stock on IBKR with a 50% margin req, and then wait a few months for the random unannounced transition to 100% margin req.
You can get margin called without even losing money.

[Anonymous No.53046850]

why do ppl lev up so hard to where theyre getting margin called on fucking memeshit?
isnt the point of memeshit is that it goes 10x in a short amount of time?
idgi

[Anonymous No.53046854]

>>53046786
my point is the retard im replying to said
>EVERYTHING IS OVERSOLD
so i showed him that SPY was in fact not oversold based on daily RSI. then he said
>Lol okay cool bro go look at some individual tickers. Seriously wtf lol
so i listed some of the most sold tickers over the past few weeks, and lo and behold, none of their daily RSIs except TSLA were actually oversold. so the point is, that coping moron is completely wrong about things being oversold
as for me, im 100% april spy 370p, up like 35% currently and holding until 360s minimum, probably within the next two months ill close
retards forget that you have to sell through oversold regions to get to crash territory, which is where we're headed eventually. so i agree, trying to time a bounce based on RSI is retarded

[Anonymous No.53046864]

>>53046833
>recession isn’t even here yet
Counterargument: The first half of this year had two quarters of negative GDP. Markets also generally look through recessions so if 23Q1 is dogshit and Q2 is a stumbling recovery, right about now would be the bottom.

[Anonymous No.53046889]

>>53046864
Negative GDP but with historically low unemployment. Not a recession, was a correction from the explosion in 2021.

[Anonymous No.53046895]

>>53046839
China's secret weapon against the rest of the world is chinks. Send a bunch of NPC chinks with covid all over the world and watch them get everyone sick and destroy every single buffet in the world.

[Anonymous No.53046899]

>>53046791
>trading based on distant(and inaccurate) future weather temps
Is natgas futures just enron 2.0?

[Anonymous No.53046901]

>>53046854
job numbers tomorrow always a fun catalyst since jerome said he wants higher unemployment earlier this year. i'm in 350p 3/17 i think it's a blood bath real soon

[Anonymous No.53046917]

buy CHTR

[Anonymous No.53046928]

>53046917
Not this shit again.

[Anonymous No.53046929]

>>53046889
I'm inclined to agree, but it'd be neat to see employment adjusted for constant labor force participation. Like if a Boomer who'd normally be fired instead fucked off into early retirement, U-3 wouldn't budge. U-6 or job openings or something would be steadier.

[Anonymous No.53046931]

How do we stop chinks from deliberately spreading death and disease to western civilizations?

p.s i hope you sold

[Anonymous No.53046937]

>>53046889
>Two consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth
I will call it out every single time someone says that is not a recession when it was the official definition of one until the white house decided to change it the day it happened. Luv me USA, but that was some absolute dogshit and everyone knows it.

[Anonymous No.53046940]

>>53046850
At the worst possible times as well. The stock market game isn't a hard one to play, all you need is a bit of self control. Not everyone is supposed to make it THOUGH.

[Anonymous No.53046943]

>>53046283
SCHK. I'm not even in individual stocks, but it doesn't even seem to matter.

[Anonymous No.53046960]

>>53046931
Why are we fearmongering the cold again?

[Anonymous No.53046972]

>>53046899
>trading based on distant(and inaccurate)
I know modern supercomputers and weather stations and shit have improved hurricane forecasting. There's probably a similar effect improving the accuracy of expected temperatures. Hence shit like 10 day forecasts.

[Anonymous No.53046975]

Alright fuck it buying a tesla call for 16D out. Due for a relief rally. Look at what happened when Facebook did this.

[Anonymous No.53047002]

>>53046229
Got one for christmas. Cats are very concerned.

[Anonymous No.53047003]

>>53046937
I was watching a podcast with Mike Rowe and he was talking about how we are not entering a depression, we are entering something completely unprecedented. We have a combination of declining GDP and something like 7 million vacant jobs. This is not something the US has ever experienced. Millennials and gen z are just dropping off the face of the earth.

[Anonymous No.53047007]

>>53046931
Take a second to think about it. That's incredibly bullish: >>53046444

[Anonymous No.53047008]

>>53046975
Alright anon, i believe in you. Im maxed out on oil.

[Anonymous No.53047010]

>only a few days until 2023
>the illegitimate state of israel still exists
what went so wrong bros

[Anonymous No.53047013]

WE ARE HEALING , LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53047014]

Everything has to do with masonic calendar and lunar calendar. Freemason are giant faggots.

[Anonymous No.53047026]

>>53046940
the deeper in debt
the harder you bet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7bvIIgQIJU

[Anonymous No.53047030]

>>53047008
Oil sissies will bend the knee to uranium chads.

[Anonymous No.53047031]

>>53047010
as much as i dislike jews, towelheads seething over this will never stop giving me joy. incompetent haji fucks

[Anonymous No.53047034]

What's the TSLA bottom
>inb4 zero

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53047035]

>>53046931
>>53046960
>>53047007

These posts have been marked for removal due to spreading misinformation.

[Anonymous No.53047036]

>>53046975
meta has a convincing case for augmented reality being extremely bullish.

tesla has literally no bull case. it's all downhill

[Anonymous No.53047044]

Kek shills

[Anonymous No.53047046]

>>53047010
global jewish hegemony

[Anonymous No.53047050]

>>53047034
bout tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.53047075]

>>53046229
That's your vacuum reminding you to turn off your computer and touch grass.

[Anonymous No.53047076]

what's a good video game
i just play runescape these days

[Anonymous No.53047077]

BUY BUY BUY REDDIT BUY

[Anonymous No.53047084]

>>53047010
Is this some sort of Muslim Nostradamus shit? It was supposed to dissappear before 2023?

[Anonymous No.53047086]

>>53047036
BULLSHIT. That's the cope that people came up with after META bounced off the bottom. Tesla isn't as strong as Facebook of course but this is a blatant over reaction.

I'm just looking to pick up a short term pump though I expect it will settle around the 90 dollar range and crab until rate hikes stop.

[Anonymous No.53047090]

>>53047076
ninja gaiden

[Anonymous No.53047093]

>>53047044
hot

[Anonymous No.53047096]

THE MARKET IS RECOVERING, BUY CALLS NOW

[Anonymous No.53047100]

>>53047076
think or swim

[Anonymous No.53047115]

TSLA BOTTOM IS IN BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.53047116]

>>53047076
Medieval Total War 2, chess, or the Doom 2016.

[Anonymous No.53047120]

>>53047076
Choo Choo Charles

[Anonymous No.53047131]

>there is still a GME general
Can we just fucking ban them already? Send them back to superstonk or whatever since not even WSB wants them.

[Anonymous No.53047134]

>>53047076
Elden Ring
Hades

[Anonymous No.53047140]

Jobless claims tomorrow… how to hedge if the dollar decides to pump 1% or some shit. Would take equities down 3% easy… don’t wanna go long on that risk

[Anonymous No.53047141]

>>53046864
They just passed a 2 trillion dollar bill like it’s 2020 again and are handing out kore stimulus checks in many states. Look at all the places still hiring, a recession never ends with a 15% dip while all these tech companies are valued at a minimum of 10 times what they should be. Maybe when rates peak mid next year and stay there for a bit and the market is down another 20-30% in the latter half of the year we can talk about a bottom but I think a decade long period of stagnation is very much possible like some of those experts have been saying. The US ceded its #1 economy spot to China just this past year and manufacturing is still dying as we move factories to other poor countries.

[Anonymous No.53047142]

>>53047076
I bought vampire survivors a few days ago and already put in like 12 hours. Pretty fun.

[Anonymous No.53047143]

>>53047076
fallout new vegas
kingdom come deliverance

[Anonymous No.53047146]

I’m so tired of these stupid fucking reversal into reversal into reversal days. Just pick one direction and stick with it.

[Anonymous No.53047161]

>>53047146
its gonna go right i bet

[Anonymous No.53047162]

>>53047076
Valheim
Pretty much made for all the autistic types

[Anonymous No.53047165]

>>53047140
Slow holidays this year = lots of firing. Hell, is there historically a post-Christmas spike in layoffs? That seems like an effect but might be "seasonally adjusted" away.

[Anonymous No.53047166]

>>53047076
/smg/ has shit taste in vidya, this is not the place to ask. The only suggestions you'll get are autism simulators like CK2 or souls like autism simulators. Just go to /v/.

[Anonymous No.53047169]

>>53047140
Honestly not sure what I wanna do. My gut tells me that its gonna be worse and the market will pump on that news but I don't fucking know anymore.

[Anonymous No.53047173]

Baggies are losing their minds

[Anonymous No.53047175]

>>53047131
let them have their little cope thread, i hope it goes all the way to and beyond the bankruptcy, as long as they aren't here

[Anonymous No.53047185]

>>53047086
facebook also had a p/e of 8. tesla is insanely worthless my man

[Anonymous No.53047189]

>>53047166
>autism simulators like CK
H-ha w-wouldnt that be funny to suggest

[Anonymous No.53047193]

WE ARE HEALING , BOBOS BOOOOOBOOOOOS

[Anonymous No.53047198]

>>53047166
What are you smoking? /v/ is absolute dogshit these days

[Anonymous No.53047203]

>>53047140
Wait am I dumb I thought this already came out I can't find shit on it

[Anonymous No.53047204]

>>53047076
Katamari if you haven't.

[Anonymous No.53047225]

>>53047166
dudes already enjoying playing an autism simulator and you're saying we shouldn't recommend more autism simulators. What?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53047229]

>>53047076
They don't make good video games anymore. If you want a fun video game you should try ogre battle for an SNES emulator. They don't make quality gameplay like that anymore.

[Anonymous No.53047232]

>>53047141
From what I'd heard this particular bill was much more "keeping baseline spending steady in real terms for the DC crowd while doing fuck all for small business or family tax credits". Meanwhile the various inflation stimmy checks/midterm bribes were all sent out and spent a month or two ago.

>Look at all the places still hiring
JOLTS has plunged something crazy, hasn't it? Like, if you assume people drop out of a labor force and create a labor shortage just prior to a recession hitting, you'd see a huge jump in openings -> recession hits -> openings erode -> firings happen much later than they "normally" would because everyone's already running on skeleton staffs.

Agreed about market stagnation for tech though. QQQ's definitely going to eat shit for the next few years.

[Anonymous No.53047238]

Can somebody explain why SOXL is so retarded? A year ago it would at least go up and down, now it’s down every day.

[Anonymous No.53047243]

>>53047161
Not if market makers flex their level 5 options capabilities: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/reverse-time-options.asp

[Anonymous No.53047250]

>>53047238
if someone has to explain soxl to you.
then you are the retard anon.

[Anonymous No.53047253]

ninja gaiden 2

[Anonymous No.53047258]

>>53047238
anon we are in bear market

[Anonymous No.53047260]

>>53046162
me on the left

[Anonymous No.53047280]

>>53047243
>404 Page not found
The Jews can reverse time, and dumb goy cattle still try to bet against them in the market. lmao just lmao

[Anonymous No.53047281]

>>53047243
big if true

[Anonymous No.53047283]

>>53047238
you should switch between it and SOXS

[Anonymous No.53047289]

>>53047238
Crypto dead, big tech capex on datacenters dead, consumers already bought all their WFH electronics just two year ago (a year if they waited until the electronics actually arrived).

SOXS is a safer buy & hold than VTI at this point.

[Anonymous No.53047294]

I don't know what I will do when we go back to 0.5% days. If it isn't a 3% drop in SPY I just DON'T CARE

[Anonymous No.53047299]

>>53046445
They get what they deserve

[Anonymous No.53047304]

>>53047225
RuneScape is only sort of an autism simulator. It's a poorfag game first. It's also a complete dogshit game too. Never understood how you fags ever got into that game. I just played EverQuest instead.

[Anonymous No.53047305]

The rally is back.

[Anonymous No.53047306]

>>53047076
I prefer indie bullshit mostly or things with replay value. Shit you can typically play on a lunchbreak or save and walk away from when life gets in the way.
20 Minutes Till Dawn
Shotgun King
Furi (don't return this immediately if you try it just stick with it)
One Way Heroics

[Anonymous No.53047323]

>this recovery

[Anonymous No.53047324]

ninja gaiden 3

[Anonymous No.53047334]

uhh… bobros?

[Anonymous No.53047339]

>>53047324
YOU CAN JUST SAY THE NINJA GAIDEN GAMES

[Anonymous No.53047342]

This is the start of another 10 year bull run, better get in while you still can

[Anonymous No.53047344]

Anons if you aren't having a good time. Just turn your screen off and do something else.

[Anonymous No.53047349]

I can't do this boglehead shit when I know the index is full of bad companies. Why don't I just buy low and sell high the good ones?

[Anonymous No.53047352]

>>53047334
run it bb im cash rn puts will just get cheaper

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53047354]

ninja gaiden blacked

[Anonymous No.53047355]

>>53047334
I SAIS WE ARE RECOVERING DUMBASS , WHY YOU DIDNT SELL THE BOTTOM ?

[Anonymous No.53047371]

>>53047334
3850 crab until the Almighty Dump on dec 30

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53047370]

>>53047349
because mr. shekelsmith needs his fucking cut

[Anonymous No.53047374]

[Anonymous No.53047375]

>>53047349
Because good companies don't make good investments

[Anonymous No.53047376]

>>53046416
sell calls or buy puts to hedge holding

[Anonymous No.53047380]

>>53047306
>One Way Heroics
I have that downloaded in my library but never played. How is it anon? I too like those 20 min kind of games.

[Anonymous No.53047381]

>>53047349
You can. But the market also has to believe those are the good ones. And I am fairly convinced that market participants are completely retarded.

[Anonymous No.53047384]

>>53047339
theyre all pretty good tho

[Anonymous No.53047387]

Where is the TSLA capitulation guy?

[Anonymous No.53047402]

>>53047349
If you don't have the chops for market timing (spoiler: if you didn't sell by the end of Q1 this year, you don't), consider buying the index but adding cheeky shorts of the bad companies or sectors. Some relatively successful funds/ETFs do something similar.

[Anonymous No.53047409]

xbox ones pretty good too now that i think about it

[Anonymous No.53047418]

I think T-Mobile does something to fuck 4chan because kuroba-ex doesn't even fucking load and I can only get a few posts on regular kuroba before it just shits itself and starts saying my pass is in use even though it definitely is not.

>>53047185
Oh sure I don't disagree with that. But looking through all the other large caps out there then the P/E where its at now is far more reasonable. Probably lower to go, but at this stage I expect technicals to kick in. Because the everything bubble is still very alive and well (fucking salesforce).

>>53047349
You could maybe do equal weighted S&P if that's more enticing to you so it at least gives more weighting to things other than FAGMAN stocks

[Anonymous No.53047422]

>>53047380
I liked it. Is a nice roguelike with re playability. Got it for a dollar like 10 years ago, so don't know how it is now.

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53047424]

>>53047304
The real diamond game of that era was Asheron's Call.

The pvp server was true chaos and the only way to survive was through alliance. Darktide.

[Anonymous No.53047429]

https://www.christianpost.com/news/calvin-robinson-tells-church-of-england-condemn-arrest-woman-in-silent-prayer.html
>UK literally unironically arresting people for thought crimes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.53047428]

>>53047076
Slay the Spire, Inscryption, Polytopia, Oxygen Not Included, Dominions 5

[Anonymous No.53047437]

>>53047422
Thanks ill check it out soon. I only paid like $2 for it or something like that too. Ive been trying to only buy stuff for under $5. Tired of giving my money to degenerate companies.

[Anonymous No.53047445]

I SEE HOW IT IS NOT ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IS GOING TO GIVE ME ONE SHRED OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT I SUCCESSFULLY TRIED MY BEST IN GOING LONG NATURAL GAS OR THE FACT THAT I INDIVIDUALLY PLUCKED EVERY PUBE FROM MY COCK AND BALLS TODAY TO GIVE A SMOOTH SULTRY APPEARANCE THAT WILL SURLY DAZZLE THE LADIES OF THE NIGHT AND MY LEATHER CLAD MISTRESS. IM SICK OF IT SICK OF IT YOU BASTARD SEE HOW SHINEY MY COCK AND BALLS ARE ALL OILED UP AND CANT EVEN PROVIDE LIQUIDITY TO THE PIPELINES. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

[Anonymous No.53047446]

s-s-santa? is that you?

[Anonymous No.53047447]

>>53047424
too fat, also stop hornyposting you degen

[Anonymous No.53047454]

>>53047429
>church of england
lmao not even a church at this point. Like all liberal christians theyre just a club house to gush over latest liberal narrative. I only invest in catholic churches.

[Anonymous No.53047458]

>>53047422
I hated One Way Heroics. felt like something made by chinese bugmen

[Anonymous No.53047479]

Where is my fucking money

[Anonymous No.53047488]

>>53047458
At Christmas my brother tried to shill me a game called high on life. I looked it up and I found out it's just a Rick and Morty first person shooter. I sometimes forget my brother is a redditor. Should have known better.

[Anonymous No.53047489]

>>53047479
checks in the mail dont worry sweaty

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53047495]

I need some help. What do you do for a female who has flu like symptoms and doesn't want to get out of the bed? Buy new lingerie?

[Anonymous No.53047504]

>>53047424
nippon STRONK

[Anonymous No.53047506]

>>53047479

[Anonymous No.53047511]

>>53046162
tsla triple top if you have a intraday trade

[Anonymous No.53047513]

>>53047495
She doesn't have the flu baggot. She wants to leave. She's depressed. Living with a Jew for all these years has completely worn her down.

[Anonymous No.53047526]

So with saving and investing money... when does the quality of my life start to improve?

[Anonymous No.53047530]

>>53047488
>>53047458
I've personally just been playing Slay The Spire in case One Way Heroics doesn't suit you and want to try a deck builder.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53047543]

>>53047513
That's what I thought she meant too.

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53047545]

>>53047447
Low T doesn't improve trading ability, anon. Big booba lovers have higher T. It is proven.

[Anonymous No.53047549]

>>53047495
you can go to a butchershop and ask em if you can buy like a whole pigs head and just the head
if they ask why just tell em that youre practicing to be a tattoo artist. theyll know what that means
works every time

[Anonymous No.53047550]

>>53047506
>I WANT. MY FUCKING. MONEY

[Anonymous No.53047551]

>>53047526
when you have over $1million in equities. and $500,000 in bonds

[Anonymous No.53047556]

>>53047545
At least photoshop the hair off of her arms... ffs

[Anonymous No.53047560]

>>53047495
cum on her forehead, she'll absorb the protein through osmosis and help her heal

[Anonymous No.53047565]

>>53046461
His kids might grow up to be great investors, remember Benjamin Graham's mom blew the entire family net worth on margin.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53047566]

>>53047513
So I should buy her something nice, like lingerie or a new vacuum cleaner?

[Anonymous No.53047567]

>>53047545
fucking gorilla arm hair wtf.

[Anonymous No.53047575]

>>53047454
An extremely gay and salty catholic made that pic

[Anonymous No.53047578]

>>53047551
Oh, then I guess I am ngmi
Should I just drain my accounts to cash and blow it all in a weekend?

[Anonymous No.53047581]

>>53047545
I'd love to erotically wax her arms in a candle light rose petal scattered bedroom some day

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53047586]

>>53047556
You type like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

Also this market is fucking me hard. I almost sold my puts when SPY hit 377 but I didnt because I figured wede trickle down all day. What in the fuck.

[Anonymous No.53047592]

>>53047530
Slay the spire was ok. I'm just tired of every new game coming out being a deck building game.
>>53047566
Might as well buy her a vacuum.

[Anonymous No.53047604]

>>53047488
Ha, my redditor brother did exactly the same thing. Funny how weirdly hivemind they are.

[Anonymous No.53047606]

vacuums suck desu

[Anonymous No.53047607]

>>53047530
Slay the spire is a nice time waster.

[Anonymous No.53047634]

>>53047550
This trade was based on the possibility of gains. I'm not about to hold 80,000 overvalued shares. Do you think I'm out of my fucking mind?

We bluffed, bears called it, the trade's over.

[Anonymous No.53047644]

>>53047003
Unskilled labor millennial here
We out here shitposting at work

[Anonymous No.53047650]

>>53047586
>>53047545
smol pp engergy

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53047662]

>>53047592
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it's perfect

[Anonymous No.53047712]

>>53047575
Can you dispute any of it?

[Anonymous No.53047725]

>>53047662
Nice but it for her. At the very least while you're at the store picking it up, it might give her enough time to escape back to best Korea.

[Anonymous No.53047731]

>>53047454
Extremely based

[Anonymous No.53047749]

>>53047454
Christianity is a jewish trick.
Sorry I am not going to worship your desert jew king and turn the other cheek.

[Anonymous No.53047772]

>>53047634
Who said anything about bluffing?

[Anonymous No.53047775]

>>53047712
The pope literally said gay marriage is kosher. Cope more.

[Anonymous No.53047778]

I can't believe I closed my shorts right at the bottom today

[Anonymous No.53047785]

>>53047772
That pick is unrealistic
A true OPERATOR wears his watch with the face on the underside of his wrist, to protect it from damage in combat situations

[Anonymous No.53047790]

>>53047479
It's in Joe's house and Jerome's house and Nancy's house.

[$30K SILJ Calls No.53047794]

>>53047778
We havent seen the bottom yet. Youve got a great chance to re enter right now.

[Anonymous No.53047819]

>>53047454

[Anonymous No.53047824]

>>53047794

[Anonymous No.53047870]

>>53047775
No he didnt. If it were ok catholic churches would perform gay marriages. Which they dont.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53047879]

>>53047725
I'm buying it from Bed Bath and Beyond, it's on sale and I'm having them ship it to me.

[Anonymous No.53047882]

brb gotta go buy some money

[Anonymous No.53047929]

>>53047924
>>53047924

[Anonymous No.53047932]

>>53047076
Outer Wilds. If you can get over the boring first hour, you are in for the best game of the decade.

https://youtu.be/XfB91VCpoqc

[Anonymous No.53047931]

When are you closing your SPY shorts, bears?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.53047942]

>>53047775
actually according to the word of g_d, gays go to hell when they die. anybody who teaches acceptance of being gay is leading others into the fires of hell. they all need to be purged from the land because they are everything that is evil in this world.

[Anonymous No.53047992]

>>53046931
Jesus, this is like deja vu all over again. China then Italy… the dark hand is sneering at us.

[Anonymous No.53048014]

>>53047790
kek

[Anonymous No.53048030]

>>53047992
Do you remember how the stock market did after the first covid crash? I'll take another pandemic if it means those kinds of gains.

[Anonymous No.53048111]

>>53047942
Pretty sure it says something about fornicators too, jew

[Anonymous No.53048123]

>AMZN's PE Ratio is ranked worse than 90.14% of 771 companies in the Retail - Cyclical industry
Industry Median: 15.26 vs AMZN: 75.69
>During the past 13 years, Amazon.com's highest PE Ratio without NRI was 3265.88. The lowest was 43.92. And the median was 148.91.
Where's the bottom?

[Anonymous No.53048143]

>>53047749
Don't let the jews turn you against Christ, ffs.

[Anonymous No.53048964]

>>53047931
When SPY hits zero