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first for fuck niggers
first for fuck jews
>>53044469How many shares of slaves, ticker: $NIGGERS, do I need to retire?
Decent support at around $4 on AMC
first for big black cocks with pearly white cum
Why is it so volatile right now? Someone does not like this attempt at a pump going on after weeks of nonstop dumping.
I bought one Tesla put at a strike of 75 for $2 expiring Friday. I want to try to trade this $2 up to $100, then see where I can go from there. Wish me luck, anons.
Did they run out of natural gas?
>tesla roaring green today >oversold fake "black swan" FUD tried to bring it down more>shorts now covering, longs figuring out it's a fucking steal at these pricesI'm about to buy more calls.
>>53044515>Decent support at around $4 on AMC
>>53044548well if you sell this candle then you'll probably have 30 dollars to work with
You lards really missed TSLA's generational bottom
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
>>53044527>>53044548You niggers are about to get liquidated. Gme still going to zero, but messy tessy ain't done with your puts yet
>>53044527she looks like she's signaling approval after somebody just nutted on her face
>>53044509It's like watching a trainwreck in slow motion. But I can't get out. And the doors are locked anyway.
>>53044569Firstly that does look a bit like meSecondly I just got a strong feeling of deja vu at this thread and the last few postsSomething is about to happen
>>53044565>Roaring green>Up %2.3 Baggie pls
>NVDA TSLA GME AMZN red againwhat dont u little bull faggots understand? The free money ride is fucking over. Shitty overvalued stocks go down, gravity is no longer up. It's down until a company proves it should be worth more>Teheheheheh i'll just buy this dogshit company TSLA for a free +10% im so smart haha heheget owned fag. Im so glad boomers are back in control of the market, no more cringe zoomer reddit fags shilling overpriced dogshit like NVDA
>>53044565DONT FUCK WITH MY EYES LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAaaaa REEEEEEEEE
Off work today. Go back tomorrow for final work day of the year. Got my utility bill in the mail. Yay! no service tax added due to the forthcoming income tax cut that's rolling out in 2023. (Part of the cut; services are getting tax applied while income tax withholding per check gets cut). So every bit of green that stays in my wallet the happier I am.
>>53044563wouldn't it go up in price? didn't enough niggers freeze this weekend for price to up up?
Have to go to barber now, wish i could keep playing
I hope BTU dumps all the way back to $20 so I can start selling puts again.
another great day to buy VIG and VTIP am I right bros? getting 1.17 a share deposited into my account tomorrow thanks to buying the VTIP dip.
>>53044658>I hope BTU dumps all the way back to $20 so I can start selling puts again.kek, I hope they dump back to 8.
>>53044563>BOIL at $18feeling greedy
Everyone's red right? It's not just me right?
Really Boil at $18? is this going to become a penny stock..
holy shit could we finally be rid of GME deluded baggie generals?
thinking closing my natgas long down 20% bros. -1k
I shorted spy . Thoughts?
>>53044642FYI someone impersonated you yesterday, and said your wife filed for divorce. I believe you have grounds for a defamation lawsuit. Call me
>>53044710Have a strict stop loss
CAM AWN SOXL SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS!
Where are all the real estate boomers?
>>53044674That's not gonna happen at this point. They're sitting on around 1.5 bil in cash, around $10 per share.
>>53044705>down 20%You people don't even pay brokerage fees, why in the fuck would you not just sell and buy back in?
nothing's happening today, going back to bed
>>53044710thank you for your sacrifice
WHOA BLACK BETTY
>>53044642>every bit of green that stays in my wallet the happier I am>VZ
pending home sales down 4% mom and stupid niggers are rallying while vix is nearly 20
>>53044647Cut your own hair you queer.
>>53044798the assumption is that the fed wont be inclined to hike by 0.5 in February if housing is down
>>53044780Its going down
>NVDA malder stopped posting in every thread
>>53044722Lol. My wife would never file for divorce. We've been together for uh damn 13 years. If she wanted out she'd done it long ago. Same goes for me.
uh, henlo, where is Christmas rally sirs
>>53044798Bonds also been falling for two weeks now.
Might be worth noting that 30yr treasuries are rapidly re-approaching 4% except this time around we're not seeing any DXY strength to go with it.Higher rates for longer is becoming the expectation. Slow death of the dollar.
>>53044710>>53044818expiry?my concern would be theta decay and bear market rallies so I haven't botheredalso i'm functionally retarded
I'm loading SPY and PFE calls letsgoooo
>>53044842stfu about bonds nobody cares about bonds
>>53044862>he posts this right when the major indicies all took a sharp plummet again
holy shit I hate the jews so much.
>>53044870i care about bonds
oil seems to be falling, when should I buy?
Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
>>53044838Kek but anon he didnt own any NVDA he just mentioned it every post because he just did ok? NVDA baggie are you ok?
>>53044870if you had shorted long bonds this year it would have returned better than shorting spyalso as soon as /smg/ posters started talking about them recently they took another dip downlollmao even
another bullshit episode of green futes into red day
>>53044912i hate bonds posters so much it's unreal
>>53044882At least TSLA's still green, right?
>>53044912I was telling people to get out of TLT/TMF days before it sold off. They get what they deserve.
HYG approaching open gap, prepare for turbulence
>>53044741you dont understand how natgas trades
I swing trade JEPI, ask me anything
I bought some gme puts today with premium from my tanker calls. Fuck those retard apes easy money.
>>53044940oh you're a natgas trader? cause I was convinced you were a natgas bagholder after I read your post there
whoa>>53044934i mean, it can't go down 15% everyday bro
>>53044944why not buy and hold like the typical boomer
Oh you trade stocks?Name every leveraged ETF.
>>53044710Well played, I was washing my face or else I would've done the same
just a blip on the radar.
>>53044642Based KO boomer
>>53044968it's $1000 poor ass nigga I trade it for funpost your portfolio :)
>>53044940It seems to me it trades in a straight line down
>>53044737Good. I hope boomers suffer.
>>53044988Because this isn’t a buy and hold market
i own zero stocks and all my money is in 4% CDs and Series I bonds besides like 20 in checking and savings (which is paying nearly 2% now too)
>>53044989>Name every leveraged ETF.https://stockmarketmba.com/listofleveragedetfs.phpcheckm8, commie
will this be the first green day for tsla since like forever XD ?
>>53045009>>53045006>>53044940>>53044705from all the things you could trade, why would you trade the widow maker?
Reminder! - Today's the final day to buy/sell stocks,etc and have it settle by year end for tax reasons. (31st falls on a weekend)
i'm starting to think the gme fudders weren't paid shills trying to get me to sell. They might have just been laughing at me losing money all along
>>53045006>niggaWe got a www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets refugee here>>53045006>portfolioYou think I'm in art college you homo bagholder?
>>53045031he's headed toward the mountains
>>53044868No options , just turbos . Im a europoor , my broker won't let me trade options
>>53045066t-t-t-hankscan i have a refund
>>53045040/gme/ users were never true bagholders, you all wanted to make money, /smg/ bagholding is pure see>>53045006>>53044705he doesn't even want money, he wants the joy of bagholding
>>53045040we told ya'll not to get involved with that bullshit
natgas bros...its over isnt it?
bought TSLA calls for the first time
Bobros ? 3750?
>>53045110jpm has SPY strangled at 3850 until december 30thsoon brother.
>>53045096This is just to brutal.Thats how it must feel like to get raped
>>53045096Technically, it never even began
here I was thinking the jews were trying to scam pump mpw eod yesterday
>>53042951TLT red now, now red dayIs it really that simpleWill stocks sell off until the long term yields stabilize again
It’s funny how much time “value” investors waste their time analyzing companies, only to underperform.
>>53045161>t. NVDA hodler
I honestly fail to understand why this guy and many other retards (like George Gammon) speak of a "bond market meltdown" or "shock" or whateverthefuck which supposedly already happened.All I see is bond prices adjusting so that bond yields reflect the current rising interest rate environment.FWIW, the ten year yield is still way too low for how high the FED funds rate is already, meaning that bond prices are still waaay overpriced.WTF are they on about?
I havent fapped in like a week and I had a dream where my penis opened up super scary wide at the peehole and screamed at me wtf
>>53045071what's the knock out price/level if there is onenot incredibly familiar with turbo warrantsvolatility seems to be your biggest enemygood luck eurobobo
>>53045042I locked in CDs from schwab at 4.8%
>>53045175we are at the beginning stages of it, before the mass debt sell off eventthat is what they're warning ofthe 10yr jumping from 4% to 5% in a single day kind of event however if there was to be this mass debt sell off, central banks would just announce huge bond purchasingit's just whether the catalyst to lead to the meltdown is bigger than the Fed's power to print money and buy bonds ;)
>>53045199pretty gay bullish for siga
>>53045175>All I see is bond prices adjusting so that bond yields reflect the current rising interest rate environment.duration? Bonds price in mean reversion months and years out>FWIW, the ten year yield is still way too low for how high the FED funds rate is alreadywhat if rates are 0% two years from now? What if CPI is -5% during a recession? You are telling me a 4% yield in a deflationary environment with negative real growth is underpriced? Because the bond market also has to price in the incoming recession
>>53045203If it exceeds 3900 I'm dead. Leverage : x50
Mumu about to get heemt at 460 degrees F
thread got real quiet. Wonder how many posters bought TSLA this morning when it was +4% for le epic short squeeze bounce
Kek Tesla baggies
>>53045306gotta tend the garden
>>53045284you have no idea how to cook prime rib if you are cooking it that high.
>>53045227Did he have a seizure?
will spy baggie make it from last night?
>>53045306Many anons bought calls at open . I cant imagine the heeming rn
wtf is up with SOXS it's unstoppable
TSLA might actually go under $100 before the year is over kek
>>53045205nice dude how much and what term?I know i could have gotten a better return but i like it in my local bank with top notch customer serviceIs it true that if you let it expire without giving instruction youll get the same term and rate over and over indefinately?
holy shit I'm a permabobo and even I was expecting a nice fakeout rally today with the worse-than-expected housing sales (which is good for softening inflation). It's just been relentless selling for weeks now. Maybe people are actually realizing a recession is baked in now no matter what jpow does or what the economic prints tell us, and this is the start of the great run-for-the-exits meme chart panic dump.
Will SOXL get delisted?
8.3 footposter will be vindicated >>53045376it was lagging indicator, everyone already could tell home prices had cool'd
I would like to bet against the canadian housing market next yearwhat's their DRV/SRS equivalent
the funniest fucking thing about this dump is that the iv rank for nvda and amd is still below 40
Now I'm done for the day fr
>>53045024You can get 3.9% in Fidelity SPAXX and don't have to lock it up or anything. Any cash you're not using to degen trade that day just gets swept in and starts earning interest.
natural gas trading below $4.50whew83% storage in EU, above seasonal levels
SOXL price target for next year?
all the meme stocks are finally dumping the last month or so. the market is healing
Bought some TQQQ yesterday expecting a scam pumpNot today
>>53045376>relentless selling>up 4% for the last 3 monthslol
>>53045399you just know
>>53045426I feel like slurping but im scared dad
>>53045359rsi is for faggots it can go much lower and much higher than you think
>>53045284this looks incredibly disgusting
natgas keeps drilling, lol, lmao evenplease bounce to 4.8...
>>53045398there is HRED, but it also holds a lot of retail real estateI held it for a month and sold it basically flat, it's very low volume too.
>>53045430before or after the reverse splits
NasdACK under 10k when?
>>53045336>Did he have a seizure?This is how I imagine Americans "cooking"
>>53045175Ask yourself why bond market participants would rather lock in rates at 3.9% apy for 10 years than lend to the fed overnight at 4.2% apy. When these speakers say yields spike uncontrollable that means there is a dash for cash (which doesn't exist because of how leveraged the system is). It's a game of musical chairs, but the fed manages the punchbowl, not the music.>captcha: 8GS00N
>>53044469Wtf happened? We were pumping just an hour ago Is there news???????
>>53045401I remember the baggie yesterday insisting that cannot happen because 'oversold' and 'no news' lol
>>53045486it's what happens when parents don't teach their kids how to cook
>>53045503things are just as bad as they were yesterday, that is all
Im the oil bro from yesterday. Suck it up. Its just fags
>VIX futures down>market also down...I hate jews
damn that volume. Could see a temp bottom if fags actually capitulate and sell and we get a nice VIX spike
Welp I've decided to hike my 401k contributions yet again (just did a 10% hike last week for 2023). I'm gonna hike another 10% to round things off and cap it at that point till retirement time hits. It's an oddball amount now and while I could leave it alone till retirement time without any financial pain long term, if I can round it off why not?
>>53045503Yea, Zelensky tongued my anus last night for more gibs
>>53045336Just a zoomer frfr
>>53045503Yeah recession bro. Where have you been in the last year?
SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL
>>53045450Why is a technical indicator associated with homosexuality?
holy shit it's literally all red
>>53045000>drop by almost 1/3>a bliplol
my normie brother who DCAs the market every month just asked me if its smart to buy TSLA and AAPL now(I told him yes)
>>53045504no news niggers are coping retards
>>53045551Uh Visa is up .11% (for now)
Damn, mein Santa
Go ahead, just try to point to some piece of new information that came out at 10:20 that was significant enough for literally the entire market to shit itself in a straight line down. There's absolutely no fucking reason for this shit anymore. God fucking dammit.
I sincerely hope you didn't buy the TSLA dip.
>>53045511Well, you know, at least they're trying. If nobody else is around to teach you, your only options are to just never learn how to do it, or learn and accept that you'll fail a whole lot until you start to succeed.
>>53045408What you trade today?
>>53045548sorry sweaty the peer reviewed science proves it, but also it's just misleading because over sold and over bought aren't real
>>53045539Ah yes we pump in early hours and dump later because we have been in recession for a yearCome on faggots, this is clearly a kike manipulation but there must be some news to justify it
>>53045554A hat so small you can barely see it.
n-ew year rally?
Just sold my GUSH share, Rocker has disappeared and it's not looking like oil is actually going to have a rally soon.
>>53045575The entire economy is collapsing for one. Most of the new homebuyers from the last three years are facing eviction in the next few months and rate hikes are going to keep coming in that time as well. The US dollar is being thrown to the curb by everyone else slowly but surely and millions are going to be laid off next year with very little further free money circulating after this month keeping these dying companies and fake tech startups afloat.
> Oil81 brutally rejected , 80 brutally rejected , 79 brutally rejected, 78 brutally rejected...
>>53045596what you trade today?
Good morning smgI see that I have awoken to chaosNothing to fearwhat will you be slurping on this fine day of dumping?
Up 15% today. Feels good.
>>53045575Just because you can't see it doesn't mean the algos can't see it. Remember also that algos are not clouded by the prevalent cultural bias against the reality of precognitive intuition and thus trade not only on current information but also by peeking into probable futures.If you aren't using remote viewing to make your trades, you're never gonna make it. Unless you're using a traditional divination method instead.
>>53045633I bet Biden will give out more stimulus checks and bailouts to kick the can down the road and make sure everyone is doubly fucked
>>53044494>>53044503nice posts to open a thread to
Bobos give mumus shit for "no news", "oversold" (oversold is an actual thing lol), but bobos keep talking about retarded crap like "Muh COVID lows"
>be bull>watch port go to -30%>be bear>watch port grow back to +5%It's really that easy huh
I'll just not look at my portfoliot. Oilsister
>>53045488>Ask yourself why bond market participants would rather lock in rates at 3.9% apy for 10 years than lend to the fed overnight at 4.2% apy.#1 the "Overnight Reverse Repurchase Agreements" is only available to a select few market participants, a fraction of all of the bond market participants. so this isn't necessarily a question of "why aren't they?!"#2 the award rate of that thing can be adjusted by the FED on a whim. check https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RRPONTSYAWARD and see that most of the time it ain't awarding anything. market participants can not plan long term on this as it's not intended to.#3 adding onto #2 that many market participants would rather have a guaranteed 3.9% yield locked in for a full 10 years than the flexible mystery yield they'd be getting in that repo thing, if even available to them.>there is a dash for cashOnly if it's the FED or other central banks being at the other side of the trade with freshly ex-nihilo generated currency; otherwise it's a zero sum game.>>53045221>we are at the beginning stages of it, before the mass debt sell off eventSounds like "two more weeks">the 10yr jumping from 4% to 5% in a single day kind of event Entirely depends on the volume such a move would've had. The jump from 4% to 5% interest rates would only affect the actual bonds that have either been issued at adjusted prices or have been traded in that move. The bonds that have not changed hands are unaffected as they keep on yielding according to what the current holder once paid for the bond itself.5% yield would only apply for the exact number of bonds others would be willing to sell or newly issue to you. Could (and would) be a tiny minute fraction of the whole bond market.No biggie.>however if there was to be this mass debt sell off, central banks would just announce huge bond purchasingAgain, it's a zero sum game as long as there isn't central bank intervention as mentioned above.
>>53045699show me an oversold chart
Why are we dumping on no news?
>>53045722Are you trolling or just retarded?
>>53045228>what if rates are 0% two years from now?I won't even
>>53045722Just learn to stochastic RSI, retard
>>53045732>he doesn't know
I’m so tired
>>53045575the dumping makes no sense.. probably because of tax loss harvesting other than that all the retarded shit permabobos are talking about are literal known information it comes down to basically hurr durr recession but if the CPI mid Jan is lower again all is forgotten and market pumps while bobos are too retarded to take gains after like -10% within weeks with no relief in between
>>53045732>wHy ArE wE pUmPiNg On No NeWs>wHy ArE wE dUmPiNg On No NeWsYou faggots are the worse
>>53045732Same reason all year - negative speculation with leverage and insane algorithms dumping every time there's a spooky headline. It's absurd at this point, which gives me a bit of hope because I think we're close to the bottom, but it continues to destroy what little faith I have in humanity.
>>53045732All I heard is something about COVID cases and Italy and China and 50% passengers on a plane have the coof and bla bla
>>53045754>probably because of tax loss harvestingWhat's the point of harvesting losses when you have no gains?
supreme quality copium, unlimited supplyjust contact the "no news, this dump is fake" niggers
>>53045775Point to the news then you fucking faggot. If it's so easy to see you should be able to easily explain it.
>>53045791Do you not understand how retarded your attitude is? Are you going to be wailing about "no news" when the market rips your face off?
>>53045735>>53045742when you trade with rsi and it goes against you who is wrong? the indicator or the reader? oh look rsi is under 40 it must be oversold i must buy cheap calls, oh shit not it's under 30 must be over sold i'll buy cheap calls, oh shit now it's under 20 i better buy cheap calls, oh shit now it's under 10 this really must be the best entry. then there's no volume for recovery and ya get fucked. but i'm an option trader so maybe buy and hold common stock kids can actually see value in it.
>>53045699Son, the market was inflated with printed money BEFORE the pre-covid highs. The repo market was upside down in a way that would have brought Earth to a screeching halt, so the central banks decided to 100x the printing press.Literally nothing you have been told about economics is true
INTC must be pinned to 26 because of options this is crazy crabbish lol
>>53045787you offset your gains with your losses so you pay less tax and your hedgie balance sheet looks "good" end of year.
If you faggots can't see how spy is bottomed here then you're dumb and should look at spy computer again
>>53045796I'm on to you anon, you always come into these threads and talk shit like you're bitter but you're just trying to coax people into giving you good explanations of their thesis and shit. I'd really appreciate it if you'd find a less unbelievably annoying way to get answers/attention.
>>53045814nope because i'm not trying to fight the Fed like a fucking dipshit>>53045844zoom out
>>53045779Yeah they're loading in the covid fud. They were like "yeah so the chinese are dying all over and coofing all over, theyre reopening BUT SHHHOULD THE USA LET THEM SPREAD COVID AGAIN OR SHOULD WE PREVENT THEM FROM TRAVELING TO THE US OF A
>>53045844Could just be halfway to a low retest
>>53045844Bottomed but I guess I meant to say forming support but it's all the same desu
>>53045511>he didn't put cornmeal on the paddleWRECKED
IWM hasn’t made any money in 4 years
>well I know I could have sold over the last year and a half and lost way less >but wow how that the market has shat itself I guess I better sell and push the market lower The absolute state
>>53045842You've missed my point. What gains are all these funds offsetting?It's not like they hold coal or oil stocks.
>>53045719>The jump from 4% to 5% interest rates would only affectlook at what happened in the UK this year just several months ago with a similar move in the giltpension funds leveraged to the tits to squeeze a large yield out of low interest ratesalmost blew up the whole system before UK complete 180 and kicking out of Truss + central bank intervention
The meeting of the Fed presidents is underway and Jerome shifts uncomfortably trying not to let any emotion show as Lael is droning on about Modern Monetary Theory and how they need to print more. It's made exponentially more diffcult since he's naked from the waist down and the market is quietly deep throating him, the occasional "hukk hukk" sound faintly audible on the video conference. The other Fed Presidents slowly realize what is going on and as it dawns on them they express surprise then approval at Jerome's clear dominance over this troublesome market. Jerome casually interrupts Lael when she eventually mentions black unemployment, "Look Lael, we all appreciate your input on this but the minorities are at the highest employment ever. It's clear we need to continue with rate-". He grabs the markets head and slams her down to the balls. *cough* "Excuse me, rate hikes. That is what we promised the American people and we are damn well going to deliver, the market will be stronger". Jerome starts ejaculating down the market's throat as she instinctively swallows each load. "after we are done. That is the only path toward recovery and another bull market. We've made sacrifices for the covid hysteria and now it's time to unwind them." The majority of the other Fed presidents nod showing their approval not only for his strong monetary policy but also for maintaining his cool during business discussions while being not so secretly serviced. The video call winks out and Jerome finished, pulls his massive member out of the market. He gives her a hard slap, a bright red hand print appearing on her cheek within seconds and tells her to go put the largest plug she can find in her ass. Training the market has been tedious but well worth the effort.
>>53045892portfolio managers use derivatives to tilt their risk. just because their core position of spx is down 30% doesnt mean they're down 30% on spx. they could have bought a lot of puts to keep the relative gain to -10% and then when they sell they reduce the gains from the puts at the same time.
You see this FUD they loaded in. All fucking month it was "china china china they need to reopen" now its like "china china china, i dont wanna die from covid 10.0"
>>53045887cheaper premium for higher delta than spy, easy put swinger when shit growth pumps, especially when amc pumps
>#1True, but these participants are broker dealers and serve as intermediaries to broader markets. If someone wants to park at the fed, they can use these participants as intermediaries for a small BP premium. Regardless, you are on the right track.>#2Extrapolate the question now with various durations. Why is the 1 month t-bill yield higher than 10y? Why are both under the 1y?>#3As you have said in #1 the fed only offers its services to select market participants. They can't inject money directly into the economy, they can only credit reserves to entities which have an account with them. We have a 2 tiered system where dollars are liabilities of the banks, and the fed only issues reserves. Reserves aren't currency for the real economy, as they can only spent at the fed's discount/rrp windows.Keep digging around, you're on the right track. I used to think the same way.
>>53045927Sooo it will keep going down or it's just a trick?
Loud smacks echo through the airy corridors of the large summer home in the Hamptons interspersed with squeals and moans. Jerome is holding an old school VHS recorder in one hand and covering his mouth with the other to hopefully keep from throwing up again. He tries to maintain his composure and steady the camcorder but the market fellating him, covered in his first upheaval, is not making it easy. The market gags and slurps his massive inflationary schlong, it gets larger with every print. The head going well into the market's esophagus with each stroke. Concentrating on his task at hand he pans between the three "participants", Janet Yellen, completely nude, skin hanging like rotted slabs of meat, is in the center on all fours, yelping like a bitch in heat while the biggest doberman pinscher Jerome has ever seen rails her dusty snatch mercilessly. Periodically Elizabeth Warren, dressed as a full blood Cherokee squaw, will pelt Janet with a whip when her moans die down. One particularly hard lash causes a curse of "Black unemployment!" to escape Janet's thin and obvious Jewish lips. Soon the doberman begins to near completion and thrusts his bulbous pecker to the base and knots Yellen causing a convulsion that looks to have killed the bitch, that or she passed out. Warren is cackling and prancing around then takes a giant piss on them both. Jerome has now seen it all, the other Fed Presidents won't fucking believe this shit, not even after that last hooker gang bang with them and the market. He puts his camcorder down and shoves the market's head forward hard to nut deep in her stomach. "Does this inflation FEEL transitory, you fucking slut?" he smirks and unloads as she starts to asphyxiate from lack of air.
>>53044598>>53044565it didnt work
>>53045856Zoom out yourself, show me where it formed support like that and still went down It hasn't done so at least since "Muh COVID lows"If it rallies here (and I agree nothing is certain) then it will be going into higher lows territory
why are we dumping? we were crabbing earlier.you retards need to stop selling. bull run soon.
>>53045887iwm is the crabs wet dream
>>53045929It “should” bottom ahead of everything else according to bear markets past no?
>>53045929wtf am I watching. I mean, I see what's happening but.. why? And why is everybody else just casually standing around for it?
>>53045722Is the santa rally in the room with us right now?
>>53045927but MUH NEWSI need a post-hoc rationalization for every daily move.
>>53045959Bad news is good news, but unfortunately no news is bad news.
>>53045959Covid was declared a threat to the world again because china is reopening
>>53045924I wish I knew how to hedge risk properly.
Jerome is going to slowly inch the interest rate cock into place. First he will prep the market by talking about it or having the other Fed heads mention it in interviews. His growing erection straining to be released from his pleated pants. The market will whimper a little and start to produce lubrication, maybe say to stop and try to push him away. At that point it's too late to resist, there's no running away from Jerome's bedroom. With lust in his eyes, nothing will deter Jerome from his task. He has come to put our financial woes to rest. To do that he'll have to take the market to a place it's never been before, a place of pain but also pleasure. He will open the market up with a small interest rate hike, just a teaser to the full event. Rub it around the outside and push gently at the entrance. There will be a yelp of pain and maybe a moan or kick. Soon the whole tip, a 0.5% hike thrust into the market prodding and stretching the first few inches. Probing deeper until there's a slight resistance of the market's hymen giving way. This is where the majority of the pain occurs, a little blood but Jerome can't stop now, he must finish this task. Pushing farther in each time, he finally feels himself bottom out the market with an eye rolling groan. Quickly, thrust after thrust will go fully in and out with load smacks as pelvis collides with pelvis, no whimpers or pleading will stop him. It will seem to the market like this period lasts forever, both parties will start to perspire and become desperate, panting and gasping for breath. Relief can only happen if the act is fully completed. Finally Jerome will explode deep into those depths with a loud final bestial grunt. The market will scream as stars dance across it's vision in simultaneous agony and ecstasy then promptly pass out, drooling and still twitching from aftershocks. Jerome will delve the market's nethers so thoroughly that it will feel empty after the final interest rate hike.
Also if you look at the monthly chart, if it ends Dec around where it is now, it will already be loving into higher lows
>>53045973>why is everybody else just casually standing around for it?Chinks will literally run over a baby in the street with a car and be like "not my problem"
>>53045980WE LIVE IN AN EMOTIONAL WIND STORM KNOWN TO MANY AS THE STOCK MARKET AND TO THE FEW WITH INSIDER KNOWLEDGE. THEY CALL IT... THE BEAST.
>>53045732We will be for awhile.How about you do me a favor and tell me when there's GOOD news.
I wish I actually had margin in my account. I got absolutely heem'd on my MPW fills. paid a nearly 30% premium from the market makers to get in on it and now that its underlying has fallen 7% I am only up 15% on my position.
>>53045973they are chinese. no empathy or emotion.
>>53045984way too fuckin hard brah, just sell puts like me on good companies you dont mind holding.majority of options expire worthless and short term ones are gambling
>>53045962I'ma check it out thanks
panic buyers could keep tsla together. we bout to see an avalance.
The market is waiting and whimpering in anticipation for Jerome to defile it's deepest sectors with his schlong, veins pulsing with trillions of dollars of inflation. Very soon™ it will be time but first Jerome has to get the market ready for penetration, a little foreplay first. He'll spit on his interest rate dick and rub against the market's labia and clit meanwhile the other Fed presidents will whisper in the markets ear about how inflation is transitory and tapering will start. The market moans and commodity prices tumble while defensive sectors like utilities will cause the markets nipples to harden. Jerome smacks his lips and can't restrain himself from them, sucking and biting at them until the market is so aroused it can't help but grind against the interest rate bitch breaker smearing it with pussy juice. Jerome must do the needful otherwise inflation will overtake them both and then no one gets to cum especially not Bobo. He pushes the tip in gently and the market gasps in pleasure, tapering has begun. Bonds take a dip and smart investors buy it immediately claiming they slurped on an anonymous monkey hair braiding forum. Stocks rise trying to squeeze the last bit of gains before what comes next. Jerome's heart is pounding now, each heartbeat causing the veins to bulge as CPI skyrockets, milk and gas are both over $100 a gallon. There's no more time for waiting, Jerome thrusts deeper and gasps as the inner ridges of the market are stretched wide yielding to him. Interest rates are hiked, there's no going back, the market begins to cry from pain and corrects 20% suddenly. Unbeknownst to either, the door is open just a crack and a lustful Janet Yellen peeks through with a horrified expression, hands flicking her dusty bean furiously.
>>53045949whoa black betty calm yourself
Vix sitting this one out for now, 3800 might be the volatility level.
One more thing I just noticed, if we close the month around here (again, a decent chance or this happening but not guaranteed) then we would be retesting the June lows on the monthly
And just like that, I'm losing all of my money again!
>>53046018>union job>good pay>good benies>retirementI wish I could join a union
Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.
>>53046002seems like a weird stock to buy options on. you arent getting the dividend?
>>53046039The psychological inability to keep money in cash or equivalents is a real burden sometimes
>>53046039At least your optimistic, i did sell CSCO this morning thanks to that one anon who called it. Im eyeing the Credit Suisse Anon atm.
>>53045965this is babie's first bear market for me personally, so i'm not sure growth will be the first signal of a bottom, especially in these conditions i think it's more important to watch bond yields stabilize first
I am financially bored and started swing trading. When will I quit?
>already more volume than yesterdaythis is gonna get messy
>>53046078holy shit her hands are red
Idk how to stop Joe Biden from buying the dips on oil. Mother fucker needs to pay for his oil dump schemes.
I bought 100 tqqq yesterday and I shouldn’t have !
Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old woman voice and laughs to himself.
>The game's up, Joseph. There are no more barrels left in that SPR.Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?>It's not a trick. There was one sale at Mr. Putin in the Ukraine; two for the midterms; two at the OPEC Saudis and one in response to Xi's telegram.That's not six.>One plus two plus two plus one.Uh-uh, there was only one sale announced for the midterms. That's one plus two plus *one* plus one.>Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus *two* plus one plus one.Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... Shut up! The point is, there is one sale left in this salt dome and guess who's gonna get it!
>>53046078i'm not a woman so i dont know but i feel like there has got to be a better way to do laundry in the winter
>>53044737This chart is rigged. Of course sales are low, rares are high, old buyers won't sell. Materials are high. Builders don't want to build. Fuck "data scientists" that make bullshit charts like this. what a crock of shit.
>>53046107I think you were the anon from yesterday
>>53046053It's a scam stock, they are pulling accountant tricks to avoid telling people how underwater their tenants are. Their largest tenant is said to have made a "profit" while similar tenants in the same literal city posted their largest losses ever. They pumped on news that their largest tenant and them agreed to extend their tenancy for a year.. I shorted on that rumour pop and paid $1.75 for the $13 january 20 put. It since fell 7% from my buyin but I only was able to exit at 2.07$. Still a decent profit, but because of the premium I paid of 50c or more for the option got eaten by the MM to hedge their risk.
Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.(Everyone): Hi Jerome.>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou->No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.Bu->I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate increases. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God.Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.
>>53045983>>53046093There is no fucking volume, what are you talking about??
>>53046131Yeah that’s me. I guessed there would be a small bounce today or tomorrow
>>53045575>He thinks news moves the market>He thinks the market moves for no reasonDo you even supply & demand, bro?
JEPI or keep cash in money market fund?
>>53046078Thanks for hanging my clothes in a blizzard and catching frostbite you dumb bitch. If you fall into the ice next time I'm not saving you.
>>53046150maybe tomorrow, today is the last day to sell for tax loss harvestretard
>>53046121The real sale has always been with NATO all along. Kek.
>>53046142>They pumped on news that their largest tenant and them agreed to extend their tenancy for a year.I thought the news had something to do with the tenant getting a yuge extension bailout from their creditors?
>>53046142oh ok i assumed you were long i dont short without puts either but the premiums are always retarded on the good shorts, but that's the price you pay for not taking on infinite risk
>>53046177I'm not clicking that shit there's still room for another post here
>>53046183oop either way I trusted snail anon on them holding some real stinky real estate
The "they don't think line go down but it do" episode of /smg/ is pretty entertaining I will admit
I think tesla is way fucking oversold. Short term calls might print pretty well no? Still going down but damn all the indicators are flashing that it is due for a relief pump. Option premiums are pretty fucking stupid though.
>>53046196I could be wrong but yeah, considering the rate hikes and imminent recession that was a real curve ball. Nothing wrong with listening to anon tips, but you gotta plan your profit taking *and* stop loss exits because even the best plays aren't a sure thing.
>>53046171>>53046255who the fuck needs to tax harvest losses this year lmao everyones fucking down
>>53046142Where does one go to learn information like this on stocks and funds?
>>53046163Value stocks had a strong bear market rally and now have a long way to fall. Money market is the better bet right now.
>>53044469>new thread>300 posts in>just spam 0 interactionfucking hate generals
>>53047873you are posting in an old thread too btw
>>53047917how do the zoomers keep up...
>>53044527I wanna nut on her if you know what I mean
>>53044565But they aren't the same color. They are when you cover up the obvious black and white shading which isnt the same.
>>53049440nuts are food