I want my old life back

[Anonymous No.53042501]

[Anonymous No.53042508]

>>53042501
What was your old life like and what is it like now?

[Anonymous No.53042570]

>>53042508
not him but i used to work at a steel plant in pittsburg. real mans work. now i jack off to anime 7 times a day gee and want to turn myself into a frog.

i also think i may have developed an unhealthy obsession with chainlinkgod.

i feel like i am becoming chainlinkgod and with each passing moment i am more frog now than human.

i have to make it so i can complete the transformation.

I had begun to capture frogs for my chainlinkgod skin suit. I tried to graft frog skin onto my arm but there were some complications and now i have a court order forbidding me to go within 30 feet of any area likely to be inhabited by frogs. Big drama and the doctors freaked out when they saw my arm. I just smiled at them and said its not easy being green. The state appointed court biologist showed me the official frog zoning areas "do not go or else jail" and they took away my sewing machine those bastards.

I pray to god every day i will make it so i can complete the transformation from man into frog.

[Anonymous No.53042589]

>>53042570
tryhard attempt at being funny, doesnt go well with me but maybe the other kids here will laugh at it

[Anonymous No.53042605]

>>53042570
You baghold link.

[Anonymous No.53042610]

>>53042589
Hey man thanks for your comment. I understand my frog nature offends you but this is a safe space for those like me who are struggling with their identity and just plain need to feel their real skin and look at it and say this is me I am green.

[Anonymous No.53042629]

>>53042605
I hear what you are saying but I want to complete the transformation from plain old me a formerly tough well to do steel worker pittsburg native into super awesome frog marine ready for anything. I need a supply of frogs to continue my experiments and a new sewing machine preferably a singer.

[Anonymous No.53042857]

>>53042629